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  • 6/10/2025

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00:01Please, mom, just five more minutes.
00:03Okay, I swear I'm almost done.
00:05Just one more teacher and I'll be done with the school registration stuff.
00:08Alice, hurry up. I mean it.
00:10I don't want your stepfather to have to wait for you the first time you meet him.
00:30Come on, Miss Keen. Just a little bump. Something respectable.
00:39No one has to know.
00:43I could help you, James, but...
01:00Oh, my God. He's doing it with the teacher.
01:24Be quiet.
01:30All right, new girl.
01:33Whatever you think you saw, it wasn't that.
01:36Oh, yeah?
01:37Then what are you doing this for?
01:40That's unrelated.
01:44Keep your mouth shut.
01:46Or I'll make you.
01:48Got it?
01:50Go, asshole!
01:55Now you're just asking for it.
02:00You know you still smell like Miss Keen's perfume, right?
02:07Yeah, I take a cold shower and get that off before anyone else catches on.
02:11I shouldn't have expected your dad to teach you any better.
02:32Now he's dead.
02:41And, of course, I have to teach his useless slob of a daughter how to tell time.
02:46I got lost at the new school.
02:48Mom, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
02:51You better thank Mr. Hawthorne later.
02:54He's paying for your new fancy school.
02:57But don't get it twisted.
02:58You'll always be an outsider in this family.
03:03Just keep your head down low and stay out of trouble.
03:06No one's cleaning up after you.
03:20And you must be Alice.
03:22Come on in, sweetheart. Welcome to your new home.
03:24Alice, where are your manners?
03:29If it weren't for Mr. Hawthorne, you'd still be rotting in the slums.
03:34Apologize.
03:36Sorry.
03:37Thank you, Mr. Hawthorne.
03:40That's just my son, James.
03:42He's a bit of a troublemaker, but he's a good kid at heart.
03:44He just got home from school, too, so you guys will meet later at dinner.
03:47You know, Alice, I've always wanted a daughter just like you.
03:56Smart, kind.
03:57If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask James.
04:01He'll help you out.
04:02That's right.
04:03The Hawthorne heir is now your stepbrother.
04:06So you'd better listen to him and behave.
04:10Wait.
04:12I'm going to use the bathroom.
04:13I'm going to use the bathroom.
04:17It's him.
04:32Cold shower.
04:34Just like you asked.
04:37So you're that gold digger's daughter.
04:41Huh, Stepsys?
04:43So you're that gold digger's daughter.
04:46Run, rabbit, run.
04:58I'll catch you.
05:00Why him?
05:02Of all people, why is he my stepbrother?
05:05I literally caught him with Miss Keene.
05:07He's going to kill me.
05:09Nice of you to join us, James.
05:11This is Alice, this is Eva's daughter.
05:16She'll be going to St. Mary's as well.
05:18I want you to finally act your age and show her around.
05:23Alice is great.
05:25I'm sure you two will get along in no time.
05:28Oh, I think she already knows me pretty well.
05:31After all, she's already seen my...
05:33His name tag.
05:35His name tag.
05:37There was this thing at school and...
05:40His name is James.
05:48What?
05:49They didn't teach you how to swallow in public school?
05:51James.
05:52Maybe.
05:53But you know, at least I'm not fucking my teacher for grades.
05:56Apparently some kids do that here.
06:00But gosh, I can't imagine.
06:04Alice.
06:05Language.
06:09Don't worry, Miss Bell.
06:11I think we'll get along just fine.
06:19Yo.
06:22Notes on every single page.
06:25What the hell are you doing in my room?
06:28I'm sorry, your room?
06:30I don't think anything in this house is yours.
06:35One more time, buddy.
06:40Keep quiet about the thing with Miss Keen.
06:43And I'll help you out at school.
06:46Or else.
06:48Or else what?
06:52God, fucking rich kids.
06:53What are you going to do?
06:55Slap me with a hundred dollar bill?
07:06Really?
07:07Still hiding your vibrator in your makeup pillow.
07:10What are you, 12?
07:11Give it back, you asshole!
07:13Oh, my God.
07:14Intro toy for virgins?
07:18Really?
07:19No one's ever taken you on a date step since?
07:22Do not call me that.
07:23Your mom wanted us to get along.
07:27So...
07:27My own papers.
07:30You can't scare me with that.
07:39I'm calling your bluff.
07:45Is this what you wanted to see,
07:48stepbrother?
07:49Don't look at me like that.
08:04Or next time I'm putting that toy somewhere else.
08:06Behave.
08:07James Hawthorne.
08:22You're horrible.
08:29Stop it.
08:30You cannot be fantasizing about your stepbrother right now.
08:34Have a great day.
08:54Of course.
08:58Come around.
08:59Come on.
09:00We'll be listening to Samспaría Scott Beck.
09:02Get a happy place.
09:03I love you.
09:05I love you.
09:06Come on.

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