00:01Happy anniversary.
00:02We're gonna have dinner. 8 p.m. sharp. Don't be late.
00:05Won't be late.
00:06Pa-ga la luz.
00:07We usually say, pa-ga la luz, pandejo.
00:09I think this place is about to close up.
00:11Well, luckily for you, this date isn't over until your uniform is on my hotel home floor.
00:16Holy shit.
00:17Something tell me you can make it hot.
00:19I can't leave!
00:21This is my 25th wedding anniversary.
00:22If I miss dinner with my wife tonight, I will be shot.
00:25Don't do anything stupid!
00:26Whatever gets you home to your wife in time for your special day.
00:29Happy anniversary.
00:33How fun! Get out there!
00:36You were supposed to retire?
00:37Moving on to a new career.
00:39You're pivoting? This late?
00:40Well, how old do you think I am?
00:42Well, you're black, so you look 40, but you could be up to 90.
00:47Hey, yo, you seeing this?
00:49Pull over and you won't get hurt.
00:51We're gonna die.
00:52Calm down. Remember your training.
00:53Put your hands up!
00:54I took a 15-hour online course. What training?
00:59But you were gonna die.
01:02We lost all the time.
01:05Oh, no!
01:06Boom!
01:07Kobe!
01:08Reggie Miller, who?
01:09Oh, that's not good.
01:13Since you're gonna kill us, I want you to show us who you are.
01:16Tell us to show this out!
01:17Girl, you better give me that money!
01:19I'm going to throw up.
01:22You swallow that shit.
01:24If you throw up, you're a bitch.
01:26What is this?
01:27Who is they?
01:28Change of plans.
01:29You two are going to help me steal $60 million from the casino.
01:33Because if you don't, your wife's dead.
01:37If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
01:40She's like me with long hair.
01:41You trying to get us shot?
01:44Russell, you don't answer your phone.
01:46Did you forget you married a Latina?
01:47I put a tracking chip in your neck.
01:49Hi, Natalie.
01:51You fell in love this weekend?
01:55Of course.
01:56We did butt stuff.
02:02That's wild.
02:07That was awesome, dude.
02:08I looked at my leg and my foot and my ankle.
02:10My meniscus, I know I tore my whole back out, too.
02:13What, just from that?
02:17Are those the same underwear from Friday?
02:23Should have been a red flag.
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