00:00Happy anniversary.
00:02We're gonna have dinner, 8 p.m. sharp.
00:04Don't be late.
00:05Won't be late.
00:06Pa-ga la luz.
00:07They usually say, pa-da la luz, pandejo.
00:09I think this place is about to close up.
00:11Well, luckily for you, this date isn't over until your uniform is on my hotel home floor.
00:15Holy shit.
00:17Something tell me you can make it hot.
00:19I got it!
00:21This is my 25th wedding anniversary.
00:22If I miss dinner with my wife tonight, I will be shot.
00:25Don't do anything stupid!
00:26Whatever gets you home to your wife in time for your special day.
00:29Happy anniversary.
00:33Round 5! Get out of there!
00:36You were supposed to retire, moving on to a new career.
00:39You're pivoting? This late?
00:41Well, how old do you think I am?
00:42Well, you're black, so you look 40, but you could be up to 90.
00:47Hey, yo, you seeing this?
00:49Pull over and you won't get hurt.
00:51We're gonna die.
00:52Calm down. Remember your training.
00:53Put your hands up!
00:54I took a 15-hour online course. What training?
00:59Oh!
01:00Oh!
01:01Oh!
01:02Oh!
01:03Oh!
01:04Oh!
01:05Oh!
01:06Oh!
01:07Oh!
01:08Oh!
01:09That's not good.
01:10Since you're gonna kill us, why don't you just show us who you are?
01:12Tell us your shoulders down!
01:13Since you're gonna kill us, why don't you just show us who you are?
01:16Tell us to show this out!
01:17Yo, you better give me that money!
01:21I'm gonna throw up!
01:22You swallow that shit. If you throw up, you a bitch.
01:26What is this? And who is they?
01:28Change of plans.
01:29You two are gonna help me steal $60 million from the casino.
01:33Because if you don't, your wife's dead.
01:37If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
01:39She's like me with long hair.
01:41You trying to get us shot?
01:42Russell, you don't answer your phone?
01:45Did you forget you married a Latina?
01:47I put a tracking chip in your neck!
01:49Hi, Natalie.
01:52You fell in love this weekend?
01:55Of course. We did butt stuff.
02:02That's wild!
02:07That was awesome, dude!
02:08I look at my leg and my foot and my ankle.
02:10I mean, in this case, I know I tore my whole back out, too.
02:13What, just from that?
02:19Are those the same underwear from Freddy?
02:23It should've been a red flag.
02:25Baby, I got your money!
02:26Baby, I got your money!
02:27Baby, I got your money!
02:28Baby, I got your money!
02:29Baby, I got your money!
02:30Baby, I got your money!
02:31Baby, I got your money!
02:32Baby, I got your money!
02:33Baby, I got your money!
02:34Baby, I got your money!
02:35Baby, I got your money!
02:36Baby, I got your money!
02:37Baby, I got your money!
02:38Baby, I got your money!
02:39Baby, I got your money!
02:40Baby, I got your money!
02:41Baby, I got your money!
02:42Baby, I got your money!
02:43Baby, I got your money!
02:44Baby, I got your money!
02:45Baby, I got your money!
02:46Baby, I got your money!
02:47Baby, I got your money!
02:48Baby, I got your money!
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