00:30This is an election year.
00:32I'm going to ask you, your white guy, do you know who you're voting for yet?
00:36Don't know, do you?
00:37Now you see that?
00:49Live from the Murat Theater in Indianapolis, from the Kings of Comedy, the Platinum Comedy
00:55Series presents D.L. Hughley, funnier than ever before.
00:59I knew it, I knew it.
01:07They did this September 11th, we should have been in there September 11th and a half.
01:11It never would have happened on Southwest Airlines.
01:13All them black people with $27 tickets to Detroit.
01:16I got a knife, I got a knife.
01:18You got some knife, I got my knife.
01:20Bill got impeached, that means five.
01:24Hey Bill, you impeached?
01:25I bet I'll be there tomorrow, I bet I'll be there tomorrow.
01:27I'm going to impeach my foot up somebody's ass.
01:29Don't play with my money like that.
01:31Black folk and white folk, we done had our problems before, but we be damned if somebody
01:35new going to come in.
01:36These is our white folk, y'all leave them alone.
01:38That ain't racist, that's American.
01:40And racism is more American than apple pie.
01:42No topic is safe.
01:45D.L.'s back with...
01:46What need to be said?
01:48...coming to a store near you.
01:49It's the comedy concert the world has been waiting for.
01:57That's right.
01:59You're going to bring me straight, I'm goddamn big.
02:01It's bold.
02:02Bleed and bleed.
02:03Funny.
02:04That look like Osama bin lad.
02:06Hilarious.
02:07If they keep us out this building right now, I'd be like, I bet y'all take the stool.
02:10I bet y'all take the stool.
02:11Outright hysterical.
02:13Stown him.
02:15Quit your line, have a watch yourself.
02:17I see your ass at the popper house.
02:19One of the original kings of comedy.
02:21Don't act scared, don't act scared.
02:22Cedric, the entertainer.
02:23You was actin' funny.
02:24And his starting line.
02:26Uh, no doubt, no doubt.
02:29This concert is guaranteed.
02:30Shit.
02:31To make you laugh.
02:33You gotta keep your eye in.
02:34You can't let your eye come out like that.
02:37Okay, all right.
02:39Yeah, he actin' funny.
02:40Laugh like you never have before.
02:43It's the comedy concert the world has been waiting for.
02:46In stores now.
02:48Full-contact comedy at its best.
02:51Cedric, the entertainer, and the starting line-up.
03:01I'm gonna do my thing.
03:02It's gonna be a lot of fun tonight, but this is what I call the starting line-up.
03:06They great.
03:07They perform with me all summer long.
03:09You will be entertained.
03:10Plus, I'm gonna be doing my thizzle, too.
03:12You know, your time is runnin' short.
03:14Fallin' American flags on your car, and you ain't got no damn insurance or nothin' like that, nigga.
03:20I'm just...
03:20Well, he's like, ah, he's a patriot.
03:22Let him go on, Perro.
03:23He's...
03:24Cedric, the entertainer, and his starting line-up.
03:27Part 2.
03:27Coming soon to home video...
03:32What's that name?
03:33The man.
03:34Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
03:36The myth.
03:37That's what I'm talkin' about.
03:38The king of outrageous comedy.
03:41Jesus, what's going on?
03:42Direct from HBO, it's Steve Harvey.
03:45This is great!
03:47You better not say what I think you about to say.
03:48Stick that in!
03:49Hey, I'm talkin' just wear yo' ass off.
03:53The comic genius of Steve Harvey in the kick-ass special that leaves the others behind.
03:59You know, there's a couple things you can wear to bed like a G-string.
04:02Ladies, when we see a strain, go down and crack yo' ass.
04:08Oh!
04:10I don't give a damn if when the strain go down there, we don't see it no more.
04:14As long as we know it went down in there and come up in the front.
04:17Oh, it's gonna be some hell up in here this season.
04:21One man.
04:22I am Tiger Woods.
04:23No, he's Steve Harvey.
04:26Tiger Woods!
04:27Tiger Woods!
04:28In his HBO special, Coming Soon to Home Video.
04:32Ladies and gentlemen, get your hands together for Michael Calhoun!
04:56Just when you think you've seen it all.
04:59Perkka!
05:00A stand-up comic.
05:01I'm Michael Calhoun.
05:02Who reveals it all.
05:03I smoke so much gut!
05:04Damn crap.
05:05One day I broke into my own damn house.
05:08Michael Calhoun has hit the big time.
05:10I got three nice cars, four nice homes, and an awful lot of money somewhere.
05:15And now he's going back to where it all began.
05:17We heard you was doing a video and a project.
05:20We didn't know it was gonna be our project.
05:21We're not doing it in the projects.
05:23It's just called the Michael Calhoun Project.
05:25Get ready to meet the man.
05:27And I mean a real man.
05:28Who tells it like it is.
05:29I didn't want to be right.
05:31I had to.
05:33Y'all can find no good weed.
05:34A one-hour comedy special.
05:36Woo!
05:37The Michael Calhoun Project.
05:39Uh-huh!
05:40Coming soon to Urban Works Home Video.
05:42Skip home, booted butt naked if you have to.
05:45Thank you, everybody.
05:46Thank you, everybody.
05:47Thank you, everybody.
05:48Thank you, everybody.
05:49Thank you, everybody.
05:49Thank you, everybody.
05:49Thank you, everybody.
05:49All right, like, everybody think my name is, like, Tyra Banks, but, like, my real name
05:57is Tyresha Banquette.
05:58And, see, I had known Alex since I was, like, 13, and, like, he's straight funny.
06:02And, like, y'all need to watch him and straight clowning because, like, back in the day, like,
06:06when we was chilling in Inglewood, like, Alex would be having, like, everybody laughing
06:09and stuff.
06:10Hi, I'm Tyra Banks.
06:12Watch Alex Thomas straight clowning because he is a fool.
06:16A true fool.
06:18Check out Alex Thomas straight clowning.
06:28Hi.
06:31This is Dr. Dre, and what y'all need to do is check out my man, Alex Thomas, because he's
06:36straight clowning.
06:38Can I get my money now?
06:40Yeah.
06:41Alex Thomas is straight clowning.
06:43Yo, what's up?
06:44This is Jamie Foxx.
06:45Check out my man, Alex Thomas, straight clowning.
06:48Man, I'm rolling with Alex Thomas, and he can't stop, won't stop.
06:50Alex Thomas, west, west, y'all.
06:52He's straight clowning.
06:53Yo, this is Shaq.
06:54Check out Alex Thomas, straight clowning.
07:04It's the first annual Shaquille O'Neal comedy roast.
07:08Starring Queen Latifah.
07:09It's all brown Shaquille O'Neal, y'all.
07:12Steve Harvey.
07:13Sid DeAnna Taylor.
07:15Tommy Davidson.
07:16Bill Bellamy and more.
07:18They're riffing him, dissing him, talking trash, cutting the big man down the side.
07:22Check, you got, I mean, the whole S on the thing.
07:26Don't you think that's a little 13?
07:28A little 14.
07:29Okay.
07:30That one does have that really big heart.
07:33He got some big-ass teeth.
07:34Now, you need some help on your fighting skills, because you ain't slipped when Barkley flipped
07:40your ass.
07:42He's superstar Shaquille O'Neal, and you'll see him like never before.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:48He's in total access.
07:51Shaquille O'Neal comedy roast.
07:53His head is huge.
07:55What's Shaquille?
07:56What you thinking about?
07:58Coming to home video soon.
08:00Pound for Pound, the funniest comedian on the set today.
08:13The Platinum Comedy Series presents the host of BET Comic View, Bruce Bruce, like you've
08:19never seen before.
08:20Oh, my God.
08:21Is it me or is it hot in here?
08:22What y'all got an air on here?
08:27And God damn, it's working.
08:30You smell somebody, bro.
08:31Bro, be so bad, you can see the words coming out of them out.
08:34You be standing there talking, yeah, I see what you're talking about.
08:38What's up, player?
08:39Everything all right?
08:47Don't put him in there.
08:48Put him in there.
08:49You grab him, you in trouble.
08:50He's a ninja.
08:53You should have looked at mother's a hell nah.
08:56You're going to make me mad.
08:57You tell me, hi, hi, chicken going out of here.
09:00I'll set this theater on fire.
09:04Bruce Bruce is funny, hilarious, larger than life, and he's coming to a store near you soon.
09:16See that?
09:17Yeah.
09:34You.
09:35You.
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