- 6/9/2025
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00:00It's a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl?
00:29Oh, yeah, sure is, Jimmy.
00:32Um, listen, why am I wearing a crash helmet and a parachute?
00:36Because you get to test the neutron catastrophic simulation escape system.
00:41Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy.
00:45Now, when you say the word catastrophic...
00:48No, it's catastrophic simulation, Carl. It's different.
00:53I don't get it.
00:55Just press that button, and all your questions will be answered.
00:59Hey, that guy kind of looks like me.
01:03So I can't get him!
01:06Hey, Carl! Carl, you left your pants?
01:10Pants? Oh, no!
01:12I gotta go home and pick up my room before my mom sees that I'm James Isaac Neutron.
01:19How many times have I told you to pick up your pants?
01:23Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom.
01:26Got it.
01:29Got it. Access maternal reprimand data. Cross-reference. Pants.
01:34Jimmy! Pick up your pants, please.
01:36Uh, Jimmy, pick up your pants. Pick up your pants. Pants.
01:39Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Pick them up.
01:41Jimmy, pick up, pick up. Pick up, Jimmy. Your pants!
01:44I rest my case.
01:45Okay. No more Mrs. Nice Mom.
01:50Uh, hi, Mrs. Neutron. I was just floating by, and I thought I'd drop in.
01:57Hello, Carl.
01:58You, young man, are going to be punished.
02:01You will not be going to the movies with your friends after school tomorrow.
02:04Aw, but Mom, it's the new science fiction kung fu action buddy comedy sequel to last summer's box office smash based on an old TV show we've never heard of.
02:14I have to see it.
02:15Sorry, Jimmy.
02:16Mom, I'll be the only kid in the world who doesn't see it.
02:19Think of all the pop culture references I'll never understand.
02:23I'll be an outcast. A loner.
02:26I'll be shunned from civilized society.
02:29Please, no! It's not my fault!
02:32My mom just wouldn't let me go to the movies!
02:36I'm gonna miss him.
02:38You have to learn to pick up your pants.
02:40Remember, pants don't pick themselves up.
02:43Pants don't pick themselves up.
02:45Pants don't pick themselves up.
02:47Pants don't pick themselves up.
02:50Carl, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful experiment.
02:57Yeah!
02:57With a nanochip installed in my pants, they'll put themselves away.
03:05Mmm, nanochips?
03:07Oh, wait.
03:08Are those the spicy ranch kind?
03:10My mom says I can't eat those because the hiatal hernia I have is exacerbated by...
03:15Oh, no, no, no. Nanochips are microscopic supercomputers capable of artificial intelligence.
03:20Oh.
03:22Why don't you just pick up your pants and hang them up yourself, Jim?
03:25Oh, Carl, I'm a scientist.
03:27I have more important things to do than pick up pants.
03:30Oh, but Jimmy, it's easy and it's fun.
03:33And you know sometimes I do it for hours.
03:36Folding and hanging and...
03:38You know I even made up a song.
03:40It's called Folding and Hanging.
03:43I could teach it to you.
03:47Folding and hanging on fire!
03:51Hold on. Carl, Carl.
03:53Carl, isn't the Wonderful World of Llamas show going to be on pretty soon?
03:57Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me.
03:59I better go home.
04:01Tonight's episode is Bahama Llama.
04:03Oh, I don't want to miss that.
04:04Hey, does time fly when you're folding and hanging or what?
04:07Fire, Jim. Fall!
04:09Wait, Carl.
04:10Hey!
04:12Jimbo.
04:13Hey, Jim Jam.
04:14I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to have a little chit-chat with you about this pants business.
04:21You know, son, believe it or not, there was a time when I myself used to leave my pants on the floor.
04:26And then one day, I...
04:28I picked them up and, well, the rest is history, son.
04:30Speaking of history, just think of our founding fathers had left their pants on the floor, huh?
04:35What if Attila the Hun hadn't picked up his pants?
04:38What about Luke Skywalker, your hero?
04:40I tell you, the forest was with that guy's pants.
04:43I'm glad I've cleared that up for you, son.
04:46Bye-bye.
04:47Whoopsie-daisy, barn door's open!
04:49As Goddard is my witness, I'll never pick up pants again.
04:56Lady and gentleman, mom and dad, through the miracle of neutron nanotechnology, I present...
05:05Smart Pants!
05:06Very good, son. That's wonderful.
05:14I don't know how you figured that.
05:16My little talk with Jimmy paid off.
05:20I should write a book.
05:21I think I will, and I'm going to call it My Little Talk with Jimmy paid off.
05:25Now, something this impressive surely deserves the cancellation of the cruel and unusual punishment of not being able to go to the movies.
05:33Well, your pants did get put away.
05:37All right.
05:38Zingo! Let's have pie!
06:03Hey, Cindy. What's up, girlfriend?
06:06Hey, Libby.
06:07Monday, 7.59 a.m.
06:10No sign of neutron.
06:13And get my report in peace.
06:15You are one obsessed chick.
06:18Hey, guys.
06:19Why is today like no other day, huh?
06:20You ask?
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:22Because I brought a new Ultralord action figure.
06:28You bring one of those every day, Ultraloser.
06:31Well, well, Miss Maiden of Wrongness.
06:34Evidently, you are not aware that this is the Ultralord action figure number three with factory gender error.
06:42Should I wear this dress to the prom?
06:44And now, let us welcome geek number two, the Static Kling King.
06:50Hey, guys.
06:51Guess who did his own laundry this morning?
06:56You?
06:57Got that right, girlfriend.
06:59Cool, Carl.
07:00I wish I had a balloon to stick to you.
07:03Ow.
07:05That hurt.
07:09Hey, no cuts, Neutron.
07:11Care to try out my new solar-powered jetpack backpack?
07:16Hmm.
07:16Let me think.
07:17Um, no.
07:19I'd rather eat a snail.
07:20Ah!
07:21Ah!
07:29Another neutron special.
07:37Oh, my stars and garters!
07:41Nice to see your bright and shiny faces.
07:46Are your reports ready?
07:49Yes, Miss Fowl.
07:50And wait till you hear mine.
07:51It'll be the best.
07:55Origami.
07:56The ancient art of Japanese paper folding.
07:59I will be making the most difficult of all origami sculptures.
08:03A snow monkey.
08:05Actually, paper folding originated in China.
08:08Riding a flying dragon.
08:09In the second century A.D.
08:11While drinking tea.
08:12And was brought to Japan.
08:13On a ladder.
08:14In the sixth century.
08:15In December.
08:17Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing this report together.
08:22We're not.
08:26Yes, Jimmy?
08:27I, um, I sense a disturbance in my pants, ma'am.
08:33Jimmy, if you need to go to the bar, I can give you a whole pass.
08:39Negative.
08:40Miss Fowl, the nanochips in my pants are making me do this.
08:43The spicy red coin.
08:45I love those.
08:47Hey, I'm working up here.
08:50Jimmy's doing all the damage too.
08:52Yeah.
08:52But much better than Cindy.
08:54We're cutting out special effects.
08:56You can't even see the wires of the blue screen.
08:58It's amazing.
08:59All right, Jimmy.
09:00Woo-hoo.
09:03Neutron, you big show-off.
09:05You had to make everybody look at you, Mr. Big Science Smart Guy.
09:09No, I didn't.
09:10I installed a nanochip in my pants so they'd pick themselves up and then...
09:14They seem to be developing advanced brainial capacity.
09:26Neutron, you've got five seconds to tell me what's going on.
09:30It would take five hours to accurately explain it to you, Vortex.
09:34Start explaining.
09:36Neutron!
09:36You're getting very silly!
09:40Jimmy, my mom doesn't allow me to do the twist!
09:45Whoa, whoa!
09:46I've got it under control.
09:47I'll just remove and disable the nanochip, then it'll stop.
09:51Neutron, as soon as I stop limboing, I'm kicking your butt!
09:56Woo-hoo!
09:56I made it!
09:58Everything's under control.
10:00Strike that last statement.
10:04Hey, that's great, Jimmy.
10:05Hey, what a guy!
10:07I see London, I see France!
10:10You got really good eyesight.
10:13Woo-hoo!
10:14Woo-hoo!
10:17Uh, I'm not sure, but this is probably the most embarrassing moment of our short lives.
10:23On the other hand, you all get to see my ultra-lord underwear.
10:27Limited edition with ultra-autofly glow-in-the-dark, only available in Japan.
10:32Oh, my gosh!
10:34I like heavy pimples!
10:35A pimple?
10:36Where?
10:37They're plastic.
10:38You don't get pimples.
10:39Neutron, prepare to face the wrath of Vortex!
10:42Brain check!
10:43Carl, Sheen, we must adjourn to my lab immediately.
10:46And-and-and what am I supposed to do?
10:48Uh, you could sing the folding and hanging song.
10:51I'm falling on my way to...
10:55How about a little kissy for a little fishy?
11:02Well, I was a fishy, but now I'm more of a raw slice of fish flesh.
11:08Better hurry!
11:08Slowly, the bacteria will set in, and I'll be unfit to touch, let alone kiss.
11:12Come on.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Jimmy, where are your pants?
11:16Oh, uh, pants.
11:18Excellent question, Mom.
11:21Um, it's a new fashion movement.
11:23What?
11:24The no-pants look?
11:25Yeah, everybody at school is wearing a-well, I mean, they're not wearing-well, what I mean
11:29is-
11:30Jimmy, it looks ridiculous.
11:31Now, now, sugar booger, all the kids have their crazy fashion.
11:35Well, one of the greatest memories of my youth was my bell-bottom moo-moo.
11:40I'm telling you, I dig the no-pants look.
11:43With my new-tronic eye in the sky, I can locate our runaway pants.
11:50If I'm correct, and I'm correct 89.23% of the time, my pants are seeking even more
11:58pants to control.
12:00Oh, the House of Blue Pants.
12:03Oh, I love that place.
12:05It used to be the House of Blue lederhosen, but of course, that appeals to a very small
12:10market.
12:11Oh, Carl, there's over a million pants in there.
12:13See, if my pants get control of those pants, well, we could end up living in-
12:18London?
12:19France?
12:20A world ruled by pants.
12:22Gentlemen, it's up to us to stop this insanity.
12:25Us?
12:26Well, mostly me.
12:28In fact, 100% me.
12:30Alright, that's good.
12:32Time to save the world!
12:35I've gotta stop my pants before they recruit more pants and take over the world.
12:53Gee, Jimmy, if you just hung up your pants, none of this would be happening.
12:57Carl's right.
12:58Why are you so lazy, Jimmy?
12:59I had to-
13:00Um!
13:01I suggest we refrain from communication until we reach our destination.
13:04Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, there's no way to stay beside me.
13:09Oh, now, straight up to my body.
13:12Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, to the rest of you, to the people still.
13:17Bein' that man gonna lean.
13:19It's Jimmy Neutron time.
13:22Hey, Jimmy, can I go play with my pants?
13:25No, no, Carl!
13:27Your pants may look playful now, but deep down in their pockets, they are pure evil.
13:32Oh, no.
13:34I'll have some gum in my pants pocket.
13:36Is it evil, too?
13:37If I chew it later, will I be evil?
13:39If I blow a bubble, I'll be an evil bubble!
13:41Sheen, not to worry.
13:43Everything will be taken care of with a little something I like to call...
13:47The Pant Eliminator.
13:50I've equipped it with atomic-powered pants-seeking clothespin missiles.
13:55These will get our pants back, we'll remove the nanochip, and problem solved.
13:59Cindy's pants are goin' down!
14:07Gene, your pants are gonna get pinned.
14:10Can you do it in slow motion?
14:12I pledge allegiance to my pants.
14:18Now we have to find your pants, Carl.
14:25My pants can run, but they can't hide.
14:28I feel like a new man.
14:41Oh, the freedom.
14:42The comfort.
14:43The gentle, wafting breeze.
14:46Howdy, neighbor!
14:48Hey, I got two words for ya.
14:51No pants!
14:53Ha, ha, ha!
14:54Yes!
14:55It's the fabulous fashion sensation that's sweepin' the nation!
14:58So gather round and pull them down!
15:03Or you can go home and do it.
15:06That's fine, too.
15:07Doesn't matter.
15:08Hey, good luck and welcome to the fold!
15:11You boom-hunt neutron!
15:12Honey, hold on.
15:13Come in here this instant!
15:15Just give me a brief moment, honey.
15:16No, honey, in now!
15:17I'm just inviting people to our pants off later on!
15:19Pie!
15:20Coming!
15:23Must...
15:25Strop...
15:26Pants...
15:27My pants are infecting the other pants!
15:37This is definitely not good.
15:39What can you say at a time like this?
15:42I am, like, so embarrassed!
15:44I think Ricky likes me!
15:46Ultra Lord has spoken!
15:48Neutron!
15:49I want my pants now, or I'm gonna sue you!
15:52I'm afraid we've got a bigger problem at the moment!
16:03Oh, no!
16:04They're planning a full-scale pants invasion!
16:07This is just like Ultra Lord vs. Robo Fiend Special Edition
16:10with 17 seconds of new material!
16:12And what a 17 seconds it was!
16:15Listen, Neutron!
16:16I'm a girl with looks and brains and big plans for my future!
16:20And they don't include living in a world ruled by pants!
16:23Do something!
16:24No time to get to the lab!
16:26I have to make do with the resources at hand!
16:29Kill! Look!
16:40What?
16:41What is it?
16:42Oh, my!
16:43It looks like a homage to Alfred Hitchcock's movie The Birds!
16:46Do you think this could possibly have anything to do with Jimmy's self-bolding pants?
16:50Hey, kid!
16:51What do you think you're doing?
16:52Sorry, Lucky Joe, if that is your real name, but I've gotta take out some pants who wanna
17:03take over the world!
17:05What are a bunch of stupid pants gonna do, Hey?
17:14Hey, uh...
17:15Jimmy?
17:16I know you're kinda busy, but, um...
17:21Okay, pants.
17:22Let's see how you like a little taste of a Neutron Starch Bomb!
17:31I can keep this up all day, Neutron!
17:34But you're welcome to jump in any time you want to!
17:39Get dressed, pants!
17:44I've got that one, and that one, and that one.
17:47My cat chewed that one, but I got it!
17:49And all those, and that one, and I missed the helmet on that one.
17:51My mom has that one on layaway.
17:53How about a little fabric softener, those guys?
17:59Wow! That stuff really works!
18:04You know, Jimmy does some pretty amazing things, doesn't he?
18:08Please, I could be just as amazing if my head was the size of Texas.
18:12My uncle's from Texas!
18:15So, you and your little pantsy-wancy friends thought you could take over the world, huh?
18:21Well, you didn't know you'd have to deal with Hugh Neutron, did you?
18:24So talk.
18:26Ha-ha! You can't talk, can you? You know why?
18:29Because you're pants! So zip it!
18:32Hugh, look!
18:33What?
18:34The Retroville pants invasion continues.
18:36Our only hope seems to be a little boy with an extremely large head and an outrageously tall hairdo.
18:42Hmm. He looks oddly familiar.
18:45You know, Sugar Booger, they're right. Television is pretty violent.
18:49Come on, Hugh. We're going downtown.
18:51We're getting pie?
18:52To get our son! And put on your pants!
18:55Can do!
18:57My pants are getting more powerful by the second, and I'm out of weapons!
19:01Think, think, think!
19:03Brain blast!
19:12If I can create a colossal amount of static cling, I can capture my pants, destroy the nanochip, and still have time to get to the movies!
19:20But where can I get that much static? Cheese world? Rug world? Mime world? Rug world! That's it! Roll out the red carpet!
19:33Shooting the lights?
19:34I can't...
19:35I can't see any camera here!
19:36S mobiennent the window!
19:37Scream!
19:38It's stupid!
19:40Shit!
19:41I can't do it!
19:42It's a good thing!
19:43Huah!
19:44Huah!
19:45Huah!
19:46Huah!
19:47Huah!
19:48Huah!
19:49Huah!
19:50Huah!
19:52Huah!
19:53Huah!
19:54Huah!
19:55Huah!
19:57Huah!
19:58Huah!
19:59Huah!
20:00Oh, my God.
20:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:34Stop it.
20:38So, Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.
20:42Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...
20:44That was your stupid fault all this happened.
20:47I'm watching you, big brain.
20:51I'm left speechless.
20:53Ultra Lord, would you care to retort?
20:55My new pumps are, like, so cool.
20:57I could just about die.
20:59It's just what I was thinking.
21:01I missed you, Pants.
21:02It's so good to be back inside.
21:05Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?
21:07Okay, last one there.
21:09Buy the candy.
21:10James, Isaac, Neutron, you made this mess,
21:13and you are not going anywhere
21:15until you pick up these pants.
21:18Mom!
21:19Mom!
21:20Mom!
21:21Mom!
21:24We'll do it again.
21:27I'll see you later.
21:29You can go after the movie,
21:30while we get them.
21:31I'm going after you.
21:32You'll see ya.
21:33If you will.
21:34You'll see you later.
21:35We'll see you later.
21:36I'm Paul.
22:05Got a blast!
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