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00:20Okay, I...
00:22Maybe I... No, I just...
00:24Come on, girl! You've done this 76 times.
00:28Which door has the cheese behind it?
00:30Well, I...
00:32Can I have a hand?
00:34No, Carl. This is a memory experiment.
00:36Now, remember, you want the cheese.
00:40You want the cheese.
00:42Okay, Eenie, Meenie, Marnie...
00:50My turn! My turn!
00:52I want to touch the shoppy door again!
00:54No, let's just take a break, guys.
00:56Hey, how about a trip to the candy bar?
00:58Okay, but I'm not touching any doors.
01:01Come on. My treat.
01:11Do I want something gummy or crunchy?
01:13I want sour. No!
01:15Salty. No!
01:17I don't know which one to choose!
01:19Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:21Pick a candy and let me get on with my life, yeah?
01:23Yeah!
01:24I wish there was a candy that had all the best tastes!
01:28Yeah, it'd be sweet and sour and nutty and gummy and creamy and Donner and Blitzen...
01:33A mega candy, huh?
01:35I can invent that!
01:37Come on, guys!
01:38Yeah, go ahead.
01:39Make your fancy candy.
01:41You'll be back.
01:42They all come back.
01:43Oh, I hope they come back.
01:45No one's ever managed to create a candy that maximizes the use of every one of the tongue's pleasure receptors.
01:56Until today.
01:57Don't sheen that's concentrated essence of sour!
02:00Don't worry, Jimmy.
02:02They haven't invented the sour that's too sour for the sheen.
02:10I stand corrected.
02:32Oh, Jimmy, um, look, I don't wanna say that was the worst thing I ever tasted in my life, but that was the worst thing I ever tasted in my life.
02:53Okay, I said it.
02:54Well, don't you worry.
02:56I'm not quitting.
02:57I'm gonna keep at it if it takes all night.
03:01Oh, gee, look at the time.
03:03I gotta go to the big, exciting... thing.
03:06Uh, yeah, yeah.
03:07And Archie Lord's on in two hours, which gives me just enough time to get into my costume.
03:11See you, Jerry.
03:12Bye!
03:13Ah, just one more try.
03:34Jimmy, wake up. Time for school.
03:37Better activate bedroom, Android.
03:43Morning, Mom!
03:45Be down in a minute!
03:46I love you!
03:48You're the best mom in the world!
03:59Hope this batch is a good one.
04:04And now I will demonstrate the Baroque period's influence on today's music by comparing Bach's air on a G-string to Gemma J's
04:12Stanked is a bad thing!
04:13Ugh!
04:14Psst!
04:15Guys!
04:16Guys!
04:17I need one last batch.
04:18We can fry them at lunch.
04:19Who is making that noise?
04:20It sounds like candy inside a paper bag.
04:24Jimmy!
04:25I hope you brought enough treats for the entire class.
04:29Whoa!
04:30Not exactly.
04:31I...
04:32Hey!
04:33Hey!
04:34Hey!
04:35My taste buds just went to heaven with a side trip to paradise.
04:44Mmm!
04:45I guess they're okay if you like sugary, tangy, crunchy.
04:48Oh, who am I kidding?
04:50They're delicious!
04:52You know, these are as cool as me.
04:55Oh, don't mind if I do.
04:57Yowza!
04:58Jimmy, you were born to make candy!
05:07Batch number two is on its way.
05:12James Neutron, go to bed right now, and I mean you.
05:17Not the Jimmy Android that says nice things.
05:20Boy moms are smart.
05:22Good night, Goddard.
05:30Shane, Carl, what are you doing?
05:32It's two o'clock in the morning.
05:34We just happen to be in the neighborhood.
05:37Yeah, uh, you, uh, you got any c-c-c-c-candy?
05:40I'm making some now, but I told you, it takes a while.
05:43You have to neutralize the sugar and pectin during the gestation period at...
05:47How long?
05:48About three hours.
05:51Three hours!
05:53Aww!
05:54Who are you talking to?
05:58I'll give you every c-c-c in my collection if you give me more candy!
06:03I'll sign an exclusive binding contract to never bully you again!
06:08I'll proclaim your intellectual superiority in the public forum of your choosing!
06:16Want me to roll over?
06:17Hmm.
06:18The candy's so perfect, it seems to have created a physiological need in people.
06:24Let the exploitation begin!
06:26Let's go!
06:27Last piece for today!
06:28Who wants it?
06:32Hmm.
06:34E виде-er tenant?
06:35No.
06:36Ah!
06:41Last piece for today!
06:54That was, uh, all I brought.
07:06No more till, uh, tomorrow!
07:13Mom! Dad!
07:15I think we have a situation!
07:17It's mine!
07:18I saw it first!
07:19Don't make me hurt you!
07:20Oh, hi, Jimbo!
07:23We're not doing anything,
07:24unusual, just normal
07:25Mommy and Daddy stuff.
07:27Stop beating around the bush!
07:28We want candy now!
07:31Oh, no, not you, too!
07:40There.
07:41That's the last of it.
07:43Goodbye and good riddance.
07:50Attention, Retroville!
07:51There is no more candy,
07:53and I will not be making any more!
07:56Thank you!
08:02No more candy,
08:03no more problems.
08:04What are they gonna do, Riot?
08:06Go with Jimmy!
08:07Go with Jimmy!
08:07Go with Jimmy!
08:08Go with Jimmy!
08:09Go with Jimmy!
08:11I can't believe I'm saying that about my own son!
08:13That candy is just too darn good!
08:16Don't talk!
08:16Chant!
08:17Go with Jimmy!
08:18Go with Jimmy!
08:20You all listen to me, it's just candy!
08:23I say we hold him down and force him to make us more candy!
08:27Good idea, go for his tiny legs!
08:29Check!
08:30Let's go!
08:31Goddard, jump remote!
08:32Who do you don't, mister?
08:33Trap him!
08:34Get him right now!
08:35Pull him down!
08:36Get away!
08:37Get away!
08:38Goddard!
08:39Find a course for the most deserted place in town!
08:42Well, look who's here.
08:45Mister, I'm gonna invent the best candy in the world and put the candy bar out of business!
08:54Aw, Sam, I didn't mean to.
08:56I didn't know my candy would be that popular.
08:59Ha!
09:00That's what the guy who invented underpants said.
09:02Anyway, you better skedaddle.
09:03That angry mob's gonna be here any minute.
09:06How do you know that?
09:07I called him!
09:08What did you expect?
09:09I'm going broke here!
09:10Candy!
09:11Candy!
09:12Candy!
09:13Candy!
09:14Where's my candy?
09:15That's a bad sign, yeah?
09:17Aw, what am I gonna do?
09:19Think!
09:20Think!
09:21Think!
09:31Boring blast!
09:33Laboratory mice can be trained to avoid actions which cause them pain.
09:37Sam, keep everybody here.
09:39Our problems are solved.
09:41Candy! Candy!
09:42Candy!
09:43Settle down!
09:44Jimmy will be right back.
09:45Candy!
09:46In the meantime, let's have a little chat with my good friend, Professor Handy.
09:49Professor?
09:50Hello, Implix!
09:51Candy!
09:52Settle down!
09:53Ha-ha!
09:56I have heard your please.
09:58I give you an endless supply of the greatest candy in the world!
10:04I know some day I'd find a use for the edible shock ray.
10:19It shouldn't be much longer before they're all sick of the stuff.
10:34Hey, Jim.
10:35You know all the garbage cans in town are filled with your candy?
10:38I know!
10:39Isn't it great?
10:40Looks like everyone in Retroville is back to normal.
10:43Hey, Jimmy.
10:44That last batch was delicious!
10:47Also incredibly painful.
10:49Hey, do you guys smell smoke?
10:51I can't feel my face!
10:53How come everything looks blue?
10:55Oh, it's nothing, really.
11:12Anyone with talent and determination could have germinated this magnificent specimen.
11:18Show off ratio 18%?!
11:21This thing must be busted!
11:23But it can't be.
11:24I designed it.
11:26Hey!
11:27I told you, Goddard.
11:31I'm trying to lower my perceived arrogance level so Cindy will stop calling me a know-it-all.
11:36But it's hard not to seem like a know-it-all when you do actually know-it-all.
11:41Oh, who asked you anyway?
11:44After all, how many kids could have successfully cloned a 64-million-year-old piece of spinach
11:50stuck between a museum dinosaur's teeth?
11:53Jimmy!
11:54Breakfast!
11:56I'll eat on the way.
11:57Wish me luck with my botany project.
11:58Bye!
11:59Good luck, dear!
12:01Here's your breakfast, Hugh.
12:03Thank you, sugar boy.
12:05This is bread!
12:07Soft, floppity, untoasty, non-crunchy bread!
12:11I know.
12:12Dear, I may have mentioned to Jimmy about how hard it is to wash the outside windows.
12:19Ugh!
12:21Another toaster god.
12:24Every time we get it, when he converts it into something else, I'm getting...
12:31What's that supposed to be?
12:37The rare punching plant of Meldor 9, as seen in Ultra Lord Episode 64, Attack of the Salad Vixens!
12:44Looks like a boxing glove glued to a fern, if you ask me.
12:48Well...
12:49Nobody asked you!
12:50Anyway, what have you come up with that's so wonderful?
12:54I researched plants' responses to musical stimuli.
12:57This one got two hours of classic R&B a day, while this one got two hours of yodeling to the oldies!
13:05That one looks dead.
13:06It never had a chance.
13:09Oh, oh, oh! Honey, honey, look!
13:11Today's the big toaster show at the convention center!
13:14Oh, they're gonna have all of next year's models before they come on the market!
13:17Toast, toast, toast!
13:18Can we go? Please, please, please!
13:20I'll be really good!
13:21Okay, okay, okay. First, let me do my face.
13:31Wow! Cindy's plant is awesome!
13:34Ahem!
13:35Hey, if you want awesome, check out my 64-million-year-old plant!
13:42Cindy's plant is great!
13:44Check out the colors!
13:45That's cool! Where'd you get that from?
13:47Aw, hey, guys, guys, come on! What about my plant?
13:51No offense, Jimmy, but does your plant smell like a...
13:54...dead rat?
13:55It's 64-million-year-old spinach. What's it supposed to smell like? Perfume?
14:00Wow!
14:02Jimmy, look at Cindy's plant! It's huge and colorful!
14:08Well, so what? She over-watered it!
14:11Carl, you're not seriously more interested in Cindy's plant than my 64-million-year-old spinach!
14:17Of course not, Jim! Uh, uh, uh...
14:20Oh, look! My shoelace is untied!
14:22Over there!
14:24Oh! Electromagnetic radiation multiplier!
14:28Hieroglyphic translator!
14:30Next year's homework!
14:31Ha-ha! Here it is!
14:33My DNA accelerator!
14:35Cindy, your flower is as beautiful as well!
14:40Jimmy's is smelly and unexciting!
14:45Thank you, Miss Fowl!
14:47Since it's so beautiful and fragrant, I thought I'd call it the Miss Fowl Flower.
14:53I'll give you a flower! Advanced DNA by 350-million-years!
14:58And so, class, that concludes my modest presentation!
15:05Yeah!
15:06Yeah!
15:07Yeah!
15:08Yeah!
15:09Yeah!
15:10Yeah!
15:11Top that, peasy-boredom!
15:1564-million-B.C.
15:18A huge seropod gruesomely chews his evening meal!
15:23Stuck, unnoticed between his massive bicuspids, is a piece of spinach!
15:35Oops!
15:36Remember my first toaster?
15:50A Sondergaard Browner Deluxe with gleaming chrome tail fins and that extra-large slot to accommodate the bagels and such!
15:56Oh, boys and their toasters!
15:58And so, you see, my plant is no mere pigmentary oddity like Cindy's.
16:05It required a thorough knowledge of morphology, psychology, and histology to say nothing of-
16:10Oh, feeling funny!
16:13Moon spinning!
16:15Rrrr!
16:16Rrrr!
16:17Rrrr!
16:18So, uh, that's my project!
16:19Any questions?
16:20No?
16:21Okay, goodbye!
16:22Rrrr!
16:23Rrrr!
16:24Rrrr!
16:25Rrrr!
16:26Rrrr!
16:27Rrrr!
16:28Rrrr!
16:29Rrrr!
16:30Rrrr!
16:31Rrrr!
16:32Okay!
16:33Where is he?
16:34Rrrr!
16:35Rrrr!
16:36Rrrr!
16:37Rrrr!
16:38Rrrr!
16:39Rrrr!
16:40Rrrr!
16:41Rrrr!
16:42Rrrr!
16:43Rrrr!
16:44Rrrr!
16:45Rrrr!
16:46Rrrr!
16:47Rrrr!
16:48Rrrr!
16:49When you see him, tell him I've got fruit that he's responsible for whatever's happening to Ms. Fowl.
16:56Thanks, guys.
16:58Hey, look. Timmy was in the stall the whole time.
17:01Yeah, I think you're in trouble.
17:03Well, it's not my fault my plant mutated a seed pod launcher for trans-species propagation.
17:08Nobody could have predicted that.
17:10Or pronounced it.
17:11Yeah, well, it's lunchtime. I gotta go.
17:13Carl, you have to help me keep Ms. Fowl in class until I figure out how to reverse my DNA race.
17:24Okay, plan B.
17:27Goddard, emergency.
17:30Meet me downtown with my screwdriver and my special CD of town-saving music.
17:35No truck driving in the hallway!
17:48General Evercroppy, we've got a report of a 50-foot green woman marauding through Retroville, sir.
17:52Thank you, Captain, but I'm looking for a shorter woman.
17:55One who enjoys long strolls in the park and yodel into the oldies.
17:58She's not looking for a date, sir. She's terrorizing the town.
18:01Is there a difference? Little levity! Call in the military!
18:05We are the military, sir.
18:06Boy, we got here fast. Well, we better do something, right?
18:09Should I scramble the jets, General?
18:10No, thanks. I'll just have a muffin and some coffee.
18:18Corn for skin! Must corn for skin!
18:22I'll take this roof, young man.
18:29You can have it back after class.
18:32Drop the toaster and fuck for your life!
18:35God, but I want to see the big lady.
18:37And it's not just a toaster. It does waffles, too.
18:40Cue!
18:45Attention, giant woman.
18:46If you do not stop being 50 feet tall immediately,
18:51we're going to fire, boom, boom, party things at you.
18:54Missing you initially, but then we're going to...
18:58Holy cow! It's wonderful foul!
19:04Is that you, Ernest Abercrombie?
19:09Where's your homework?
19:11It's 28 years over, Dover!
19:13Listen to her roar of terror!
19:20No, that's my stomach.
19:22I never ate lunch, remember?
19:24Oh, yeah.
19:25There you are, Goddard!
19:28General!
19:30This is Jimmy Neutron.
19:32If you hold your fire,
19:33I might be able to shrink her back to size.
19:35Roger, big-headed kid!
19:39I've reversed the ray,
19:40but the battery's weakening.
19:42I'll have to use my jetpack to get close.
19:44Goddard!
19:45Talent-saving music!
19:49No!
19:50Passing notes in class!
19:54Sorry, Miss Fowl.
19:56This is for your own grace.
20:02Pukin' Pluto!
20:04The ray's still not strong enough!
20:07Hey.
20:08The new XK-41!
20:11Dad!
20:12Throw me your toaster!
20:13But toast!
20:15You!
20:16My toaster!
20:17Mine!
20:17Give-
20:18Don't give it-
20:19Thanks, boy!
20:26I need a clear shot at her mouth.
20:28Miss Fowl, look!
20:30I'm chewing gum!
20:32Gum?
20:33Gum!
20:34All right, Jill!
20:52You did it, buddy!
20:54If you think you're going to be the hero here, Neutron,
20:56you are sadly mistaken.
20:58These seed pods from your plant
21:00prove that you are responsible for this whole thing.
21:02Oh, finally!
21:04Lunch!
21:05No!
21:06Oh, these are...
21:08Mmm, mmm.
21:13Whoa!
21:15Carl's huge!
21:17Hey.
21:18Hey, this is kind of cool.
21:20Ha-ha!
21:21I can see my house from here!
21:24I can fix him.
21:25I just need to get another toaster.
21:27Uh-huh.
21:28And you guys need to, um,
21:30get that DNA ray out of Miss Fowl's stomach.
21:33Good luck, CMI.
21:34We have to what?
21:36You heard him.
21:37We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:39We need a bucket, an umbrella,
21:41and whatever they were receiving for lunch
21:43in the cafeteria on Thursday.
21:44Goddard, hit it!
21:45We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:47We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:48We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:49We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:50We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:51We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:52We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:53We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:54We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:55We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:56We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:57We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:58We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
21:59We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
22:00We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
22:01We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.
22:02We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey.