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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Daddy, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:13What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40See what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?!
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:56best friend?
00:02:03Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:02:05Ah! Ah!
00:02:10You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:25I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37Five Christmases?
00:02:40It's tougher than I've learned.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:00Rain, sorry.
00:03:01So why'd my dad send you out?
00:03:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:06There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:29I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:44Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay then.
00:03:55Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:05Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:23Yes.
00:04:24I'll be quick.
00:04:28You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:29It's not safe.
00:04:30Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:31Yeah.
00:04:32Why didn't you say something?
00:04:33I just did.
00:04:34You freaking creep.
00:04:35Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:36Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:37So...
00:04:38I'm good.
00:04:39First of all, you're not going into the street.
00:04:41Did you read that?
00:04:42It's not like that.
00:04:43This is not a joke.
00:04:44But, it's not a joke.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:47It's not safe.
00:04:49Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:51Why didn't you say something?
00:04:52I just did.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did.
00:04:56You freaking creep!
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:23When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:32I was not checking you out.
00:05:34That was a yawn.
00:05:35Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:37It's past your bedtime.
00:05:41Stop calling me kiddo.
00:05:53You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:05This is a small kickback?
00:06:08Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:11Does your dad know about that?
00:06:13Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:20And neither do you.
00:06:21Yeah, about that.
00:06:23I live here now.
00:06:24He put me in charge.
00:06:26And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:27Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:45I don't have another choice.
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:06:51year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:58Have your kickback.
00:07:00Or not.
00:07:01Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:04I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:11Who is that?
00:07:14No.
00:07:15I'm going to kill you?
00:07:16I'm going to kill you?
00:07:21Count your days, slut?
00:07:23It's not a big deal.
00:07:24I can explain.
00:07:25This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:27Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:29You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:37It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:40Your choice.
00:07:48You are not living here.
00:07:50I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:53I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:00You better not show your face in there.
00:08:03I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:12God damn it.
00:08:14I promised Mark.
00:08:15I promised Mark.
00:08:20Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:27Grandpa?
00:08:29He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:37Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:43Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:45Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:48And rich dad means...
00:08:50Fancy alcohol!
00:08:57Hi, hi.
00:08:58Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:01I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:04Duh.
00:09:05Couldn't miss it.
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:11Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:16Thanks, Heather.
00:09:17Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:20Enjoy the party.
00:09:25I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork, Harper.
00:09:31Where's Harper?
00:09:34Harper?
00:09:34Harper?
00:09:34Forget Harper.
00:09:38Hang out with me.
00:09:41I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I don't like talking.
00:09:49Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:52Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:55Talk or no talk?
00:09:57You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:03Sorry, ladies.
00:10:05I don't like my women.
00:10:07Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:15Huh?
00:10:17He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:20I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:25Oh, Harper, hey, listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:41Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew.
00:10:45Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:47You're like your school royalty.
00:10:51Thanks.
00:10:51You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:57We're friends?
00:10:58Of course!
00:11:01I have to pee.
00:11:03Wait for me?
00:11:04Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:05I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:16What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold.
00:11:32Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:38Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:41I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:11:58What the hell?
00:12:18Attention, everybody.
00:12:20Hello.
00:12:21So, you all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:35Let's see.
00:12:38Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:42Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:44Oh, Harper.
00:12:48Daddy issues much?
00:12:53No!
00:12:54Please give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:03That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:07And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:14You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:18Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:21No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:22Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:25Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:29Let's pull me down.
00:13:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:55Fuck this.
00:13:59Okay.
00:14:16Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:23You are supposed to get rid of him
00:14:29Come to her party
00:14:34Take advantage of her kindness
00:14:37And you make fun of her family life
00:14:39It was a joke
00:14:39It was a joke
00:14:41The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:44Without her father in her life
00:14:45Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:48Wish that's enough
00:14:51Let her go
00:14:53One last
00:14:57What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:03You're too old to be this petty
00:15:05You're damn right I'm petty
00:15:06Let's get one thing straight
00:15:08Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections
00:15:11If you mess with her again
00:15:13Fuck you up
00:15:18Harper literally just girl
00:15:20I don't give a fuck
00:15:21Everyone out
00:15:23Get the fuck out
00:15:24What the hell was that?
00:15:34What the hell was that?
00:15:36She hurt you
00:15:54Chris I'm fine
00:15:54Chris I said I'm fine
00:15:57You're crying
00:16:04Why are you crying?
00:16:07I won't understand
00:16:08Those aren't your friends kid
00:16:10They just tried to hurt you
00:16:12I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:14Stupid
00:16:17I know they're not my friends
00:16:18But that was Christina Fox
00:16:20You just embarrassed me in front of me
00:16:21I'm gonna stop you right here
00:16:22She's the queen of ours
00:16:23I said stop
00:16:23I said stop
00:16:28I don't care if she runs the school
00:16:31We'll find you another school
00:16:33I'm here to keep you safe
00:16:34Keep me safe
00:16:35By pulling out a gun
00:16:37In front of college students
00:16:38Just cause you run some sort of shady business
00:16:40I choose my next words very carefully
00:16:42I told you
00:16:46Just stop calling me that
00:16:50And I told you to stop acting like Lana
00:16:54Oh yeah?
00:16:59If I'm such a kid
00:17:00What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:08Sorry kid
00:17:09That's my gun
00:17:10You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:13If you wanna turn me on
00:17:14You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:17Please tell me you're gone
00:17:35You better not be a single t-shirt in there
00:17:42Chris Collins I swear
00:17:44I don't care what my dad says
00:17:46Oh my god
00:17:54What?
00:18:01What?
00:18:08What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:14No
00:18:14No
00:18:14No no no no no no
00:18:18It's gonna not be happening
00:18:19He's gonna be back in a second
00:18:21You know if you weren't played
00:18:31You could have just asked
00:18:32I don't wanna
00:18:36I don't wanna play
00:18:37What do you even do with these
00:18:39Because you perv
00:18:39You perv
00:18:40Oh I'm the perv
00:18:41You're the one who came into my room
00:18:43Into my closet
00:18:44When I wasn't here
00:18:45I was doing you a favor
00:18:48And helping you move out
00:18:49Because you shouldn't be here
00:18:50Uncuff me
00:18:53What are your manners?
00:19:00Say please
00:19:01I don't have time for your games
00:19:06Give me the key
00:19:10What the?
00:19:17You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:19Are you ready to listen?
00:19:22Like a good little girl?
00:19:23Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:29Rule number one
00:19:30There was a lot
00:19:33Scarier shit out there
00:19:35Kiddo
00:19:36You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:39So when I tell you
00:19:40That I'm here to protect you
00:19:42You better listen to everything I say
00:19:45I can take care of myself
00:19:47Rule number two
00:19:48No talking back
00:19:50I am the last guy
00:19:52You wanna piss off?
00:19:54Rule number three
00:20:01Don't start any games
00:20:06You're not ready to play
00:20:08So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:29My plans are none of your concern
00:20:31Here in the regular no violent non-mafia America
00:20:36So we have this thing called privacy
00:20:38You can have your privacy
00:20:41Until sunset
00:20:43What does that mean?
00:20:49You have curfew
00:20:50Ah
00:21:06How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um
00:21:14Hot
00:21:15What was that?
00:21:17Uh
00:21:17She's hot-headed
00:21:19Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:21That's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:23Is she back from class?
00:21:25She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:27Chris
00:21:28Is my daughter okay?
00:21:30She's fine, Mark
00:21:31Good
00:21:32You're my best friend
00:21:33You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:36You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:45Give me some time
00:21:54Stay with my drive
00:21:56Back in my head
00:21:58I can't do the same
00:22:02This is the end
00:22:04Back in my head
00:22:06You're a fucking strip club, Harper
00:22:21Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:25When you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:27Oh, excuse me
00:22:40We're filming
00:22:41Filming?
00:22:43Filming what?
00:22:44Some real hot stuff
00:22:46Now beat it, Grandpa
00:22:47Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:48I'm looking for Harper Reaves
00:22:51It says her location is here
00:22:52So step aside
00:22:54Before I make you
00:22:55Nope
00:22:57Harper is my best friend
00:22:58And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:00Hey, wait
00:23:01Wait
00:23:02Wait
00:23:02Wait
00:23:03He looks so sexy
00:23:12Keep going
00:23:13Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here
00:23:22You shouldn't be here
00:23:24I tried to stop him
00:23:26Hey
00:23:29No, Harper
00:23:30You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place
00:23:32What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:34It's for a class project
00:23:36Give him this camera back, you prick
00:23:37Class my ass
00:23:39Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:41I ought to stick this camera straight up
00:23:43Chris, stop
00:23:43Not until I pummel this creep
00:23:45Then the camera's next
00:23:46Hey, wait, wait, wait
00:23:47Not the camera
00:23:48Cost a thousand dollars
00:23:49You should have thought about that
00:23:50Before making Harper shoot your porn
00:23:53That is enough
00:23:54That is enough
00:23:54These look amazing, Harper
00:24:10Oh, my best friend is so sexy
00:24:12Wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:14No one's going to see these
00:24:16Deleting them
00:24:17What?
00:24:18That is art
00:24:19Give him this camera back
00:24:21Or I swear to God
00:24:21I'll go out there
00:24:22And I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:24A lap dance
00:24:25See how much my dad likes that
00:24:28Your choice
00:24:33Camera is
00:24:38you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that
00:24:48camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:24:56leaving now
00:25:03so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your own good
00:25:16you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety
00:25:22because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:24you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you like a piece of meat
00:25:28my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:33jealous jealous
00:25:39you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do they're cute too
00:25:50you know what's not cute
00:25:53me jealous
00:25:55now you were right i'm in some shady business and i don't give two shits about what your
00:26:00little friends think about me but you better not test me or i'll break you
00:26:05in more than one way on
00:26:10well guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:18just admit that you want me
00:26:23what the hell is happening to me
00:26:31there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:35put your seat belt on
00:26:38you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me let's see if dad keeps you around then
00:26:48so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho haughty is no
00:26:54are you sleeping with a professor oh my god maria no ew
00:27:00that's my dad's best friend chris collins he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:06hmm and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:09i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:14um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:21think about it
00:27:25we need to get my dad to fire chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:31hmm you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:35he was jealous harps yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's like a
00:27:43tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter not jealous of you dummy jealous over you it looked
00:27:50like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie so all we have to do is somehow
00:27:56make chris more jealous until until he snaps and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his
00:28:02best friend's daughter and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:28:09oh here's to operation seduction chris collins you better watch out because i get what i want
00:28:17mm-hmm
00:28:29sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:36what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him i mean i
00:28:58brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later oh wait wait wait
00:29:10i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:29:15what's your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble no i just i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:25well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:41oh what about your date
00:29:58jake please jake jake jake
00:30:01how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:30:15this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:20it's true love it's true love there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that
00:30:28kiddo or
00:30:32maybe
00:30:35you're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:39and there are batteries in your back
00:30:41what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:54what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:59now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:02don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:15as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a girl anymore
00:31:22not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for the kid you can't handle me
00:31:30try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:31:44maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:31:51what did you get yourself into harper
00:32:00you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:26i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:32i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:36you're late big daddy
00:32:38but you sound pissed
00:32:41so i'll wait
00:32:43you want to come in and fuck your frustration now
00:32:46not tonight
00:32:48busy busy
00:32:51never for me you're not
00:32:54when the hell could you possibly be
00:32:57are you with another woman woman no
00:33:03not a woman
00:33:04do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:16not this guy
00:33:18who's my number
00:33:19who ever this girl is
00:33:28your days are numbered
00:33:30do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:32who's going to be the death of me
00:33:51he's going to be the death of me
00:33:52i did
00:33:55because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:08today
00:34:13damn it harper
00:34:22i
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00:34:43i
00:34:45i
00:34:47i
00:34:49You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:02Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:05Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:07I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:09His business partner.
00:35:11I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:13No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:19So, so we didn't?
00:35:24No.
00:35:26Because you're still alive.
00:35:28Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:31One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:34You don't know that.
00:35:37Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:39Oh yeah?
00:35:40Explain that.
00:35:43That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:46Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:47We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:49You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:56Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:01Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:10What's wrong?
00:36:11Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:13I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:17I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:20With my friend.
00:36:21Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:23Bye.
00:36:24Bye.
00:36:24Bye.
00:36:24Bye.
00:36:36Bye.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:44This will do.
00:36:55So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:11Struggling much?
00:37:14I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:40I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:47Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:52Uh, let's not.
00:38:00No underwear?
00:38:01Underwear?
00:38:08That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:12What can I do?
00:38:16Punish you.
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:20I don't know.
00:38:23You don't know?
00:38:24I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:27Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:30And say do your worst.
00:38:31And say do your worst.
00:38:32And say do your worst.
00:38:33I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:41Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:45I'd say do your worst.
00:38:48I'd say do your worst.
00:39:03I'm sorry, I can't let this happen.
00:39:06What the heck, why are you stopping?
00:39:12You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:17But, but what about-
00:39:19There's no buts.
00:39:22Can't let this happen again.
00:39:33Hot block.
00:39:39You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:46You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:50That was part of the plan.
00:39:52I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:54I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:55Was it big?
00:39:58So big.
00:39:59Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:05It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:09Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:10He's a sex freak?
00:40:11Like, BDSR?
00:40:13The whole nine yards.
00:40:14Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:17My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:20Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:23Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:26Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:30Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:32Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:37Stop messing with that.
00:40:53You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:56You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:59How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:01He is not my man.
00:41:02I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:09Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:10She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:13You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:16Harps?
00:41:17Huh?
00:41:21What do you want, Brian?
00:41:25Just five minutes.
00:41:29Sorry.
00:41:30But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:32It's okay.
00:41:33Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:51Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:53I want to get back together.
00:42:03You cheated on me.
00:42:05I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:08But that was months ago.
00:42:10Huh?
00:42:12Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:13This isn't about payback.
00:42:17I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:18What do you mean, you're going?
00:42:23Hmm?
00:42:24Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:26You slut!
00:42:27Hmm?
00:42:28Get off of me!
00:42:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:31Let me see them.
00:42:32Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:34Show me.
00:42:35Show me!
00:42:36Let go of me!
00:42:38There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:40I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:43A drink?
00:42:44I don't have time for this.
00:42:46You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:49That's not happening.
00:42:50Ever.
00:42:52Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:55Me.
00:42:56We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:59Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:02It's not a threat.
00:43:03It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:11But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:13I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:22Help me!
00:43:23Help!
00:43:24Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:27Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:29Good girl.
00:43:32You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:34I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:37That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:38And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:43You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:47Are you okay?
00:43:48Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:52She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:04Stop it!
00:44:05You're going to kill him.
00:44:06Good.
00:44:07He's not worth it.
00:44:09Let's go.
00:44:09If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:16I promise.
00:44:18Let's go.
00:44:19Fuck.
00:44:20Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:26Should we call 911?
00:44:27Seriously, Harper?
00:44:28He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:50I handled myself just fine.
00:44:51And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:54You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:13So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:28Let's see who you are.
00:45:30Do we have to do this?
00:45:44What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:47Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:51Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:53So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:00I'm going to throw up.
00:46:14Breathe.
00:46:16You can do this.
00:46:30I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water.
00:46:48Just look at me.
00:46:55It's not hard to do.
00:46:56It's okay.
00:47:10It's okay.
00:47:11It's okay.
00:47:11I got you.
00:47:13It's okay.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:20You're fine.
00:47:22You're fine, Harper.
00:47:23Just breathe.
00:47:30Just keep breathing.
00:47:33How are you feeling?
00:47:42Fine.
00:47:43Just insanely distracted.
00:47:46Ready for the next step?
00:47:47I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:56I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:01I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:04What?
00:48:07Oh my God.
00:48:09Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:11What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:22I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:24Parker!
00:48:48Parker!
00:48:49Parker!
00:48:50Parker!
00:48:50What happened? What happened?
00:48:58You blacked out.
00:48:59You're okay.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:02Sorry.
00:49:03Sorry.
00:49:05You're right.
00:49:08You did amazing.
00:49:11You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:12I can't do this.
00:49:17It's okay.
00:49:19We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:21Just kiss me.
00:49:24Your dad won't like this.
00:49:27Don't think about him.
00:49:28If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:32If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:34I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:37I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:40Just say you don't want me.
00:49:41Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I want you.
00:49:58And I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:59You're going to get hurt.
00:50:00I don't want you to marry me.
00:50:02I don't want you to kiss me.
00:50:05I don't want you to kiss me.
00:50:06I really like that.
00:50:07what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:50:22why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:26so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:31come on let's go inside no i need a moment to cool off
00:50:40i'm gonna shout
00:50:44what are you doing
00:50:57so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare
00:51:09who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:13who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:18i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries i noticed how closely you and chris
00:51:26collins were at the gala and i wanted to warn you he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous
00:51:33he really is sweetheart yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:51:40oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:47you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:51:53let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:00let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:08i'm surprised
00:52:10doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:52:14just all around
00:52:16not intense enough for him
00:52:20not intense enough
00:52:22yeah well
00:52:24chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:26oh please don't make me laugh
00:52:31i mean look at you
00:52:33you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper
00:52:37you're out of your league kid
00:52:40don't call me that
00:52:41you want to know how chris likes the fuck
00:52:47he likes to take you from behind
00:52:50handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:52choke you out
00:52:53none of that kissing
00:52:56pillow talk
00:52:57well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:01because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:03he'll be bored of you and weak
00:53:08he actually lives here with me
00:53:10you're gonna scare me
00:53:13help me i can't swim
00:53:24help i can't swim
00:53:30parker
00:53:43parker
00:53:44smile for tim and that's clever
00:53:49please don't
00:53:50just crawl your way out
00:53:52idiot
00:53:53that's what you get for stealing my man
00:53:56harper
00:54:03thank you
00:54:04you
00:54:07you
00:54:16you
00:54:20you
00:54:21Harper!
00:54:22No, come on!
00:54:23Harper!
00:54:24Harper!
00:54:25No, come on!
00:54:28Harper!
00:54:33Harper!
00:54:38Harper, no, come on.
00:54:49Harper, Harper.
00:54:52Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:54:55You're safe. You're safe.
00:54:57I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:59I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:01You're okay, just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:04You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:07Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:09I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:13Homewreck?
00:55:16Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:19She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:24I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:26You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:30She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:37Joke me. Harder.
00:55:41I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:46I don't love you.
00:55:47And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:49How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:55She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:58What are you doing?
00:56:08Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:19You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:29No. I'm telling you.
00:56:32Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:37Get out of here.
00:56:38Wait.
00:56:39Please.
00:56:40Don't.
00:56:41I'll do anything.
00:56:42Please.
00:56:43What are you doing?
00:56:44Chris?
00:56:57No.
00:56:59Wait, wait.
00:57:01Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:23She will not bother you again.
00:57:26I swear.
00:57:28Don't worry about it.
00:57:29I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:39I never dated her.
00:57:41We weren't a thing.
00:57:44Not a brain to her.
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:59She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:10She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:58:24That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:39Is that true?
00:58:43That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:47But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:49I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:57When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:04And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:12What did you regret?
00:59:14Not doing this sooner.
00:59:15Not doing this, I thought I was going to die for a while.
00:59:39Bye, Pamela.
00:59:42Bye, Pamela.
00:59:43What the hell am I doing?
00:59:48Why did you stop again?
00:59:50You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:52Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:55I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:00This isn't about Mark.
01:00:01It's about you and me.
01:00:03So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:09I'm too dangerous.
01:00:10So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:19It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:22There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:27It's because you're a coward.
01:00:29You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:30Just admit it.
01:00:32You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:34Just be a man and own it.
01:00:36It's not true.
01:00:36Don't!
01:00:38You're a psycho.
01:00:40I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:56Morning.
01:00:59Bagel?
01:01:00I'm not hungry.
01:01:04You need to eat.
01:01:05What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:25Are we even now?
01:01:28You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:01:30What's wrong, Vida?
01:01:33I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:36You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:50Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:53Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:01I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:04Promise.
01:02:12Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:14Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:16Nope.
01:02:19Nope.
01:02:21And he's never going to.
01:02:22Huh?
01:02:23I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:26Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:29Oh, hey.
01:02:31Hey.
01:02:32Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:34Okay?
01:02:34You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:02:38And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:40Stop moping.
01:02:42Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:44Hey.
01:02:47Okay.
01:03:00Wow.
01:03:01How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:03Like a million hours?
01:03:05Who the fuck cares?
01:03:07We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:10Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:29Whoops.
01:03:29I think I hear them coming.
01:03:38Let's go.
01:03:39One last touch.
01:03:40Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:54Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:01Huh?
01:04:02What?
01:04:04No, no, no, no.
01:04:05My final project.
01:04:08How am I going to graduate?
01:04:10Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:16Harper.
01:04:17I'm kind of confused.
01:04:21Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:27Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:30Don't say that.
01:04:32It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:35Did you do this?
01:04:44Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:49We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:51You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:53Guess what?
01:04:54You have no proof.
01:04:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:58That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:03Harper.
01:05:05There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:07Professor, I can explain.
01:05:11Harper.
01:05:14Is this your work?
01:05:16It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:19We have to fail Harper.
01:05:21It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:24Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:27In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:05:32Wait, what?
01:05:33Who would buy this crap?
01:05:35I would.
01:05:47Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:50I would.
01:05:53It's you.
01:05:54You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:59Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:01Don't you know who this is?
01:06:03Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:06There's no way.
01:06:08That's okay, Professor.
01:06:09Not everyone has taste.
01:06:13How much for this painting?
01:06:15Oh, no, you really don't.
01:06:15Our starting price is $18.
01:06:22Done.
01:06:22Wait, $1,800?
01:06:27Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:30We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:33You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:43Here's $2,000.
01:06:46Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:52Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:55Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:58Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:00Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:04Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:06Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:09Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:13My father still runs this university.
01:07:16Money runs this university.
01:07:18And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check, for disciplinary action.
01:07:26You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:29Professor, you can't.
01:07:30Please.
01:07:31Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:34No, wait, Professor.
01:07:35Not so fast.
01:07:37What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:40I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:53Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:56Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:02I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:05Those dresses, though.
01:08:07Wait, what?
01:08:08Huh?
01:08:08I...
01:08:09What was it that you two said?
01:08:29Oh, right.
01:08:30Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:35The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:38You're being suspended.
01:08:39Let's go.
01:08:40Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:42They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:44Let's go!
01:08:46Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:48I'll see you later.
01:08:53Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:55Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:57That's $18,000.
01:09:00Seriously?
01:09:01I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:04What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:15He, um...
01:09:15I mean, I...
01:09:18I was an idiot.
01:09:22And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:42Blindfold?
01:09:44I want you, Harper.
01:09:45I want to do things to you.
01:09:51Bad things.
01:09:54But only if you want me to.
01:09:58Do.
01:09:59Why'd we stop?
01:10:13We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:16I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:19Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:25And I'll wait for you.
01:10:26Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:36Harper!
01:10:38Harper!
01:10:39Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:41You need to look at this!
01:10:43Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:44I'm having...
01:10:44very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:49No, no!
01:10:50That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:52Harper, look!
01:10:53You've got the fuck, I swear!
01:10:57The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:10:59Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:01You need to move out now.
01:11:02You can't keep living with him.
01:11:04I need to talk to him.
01:11:06Okay?
01:11:06Harper!
01:11:16Taxi?
01:11:17For Harper?
01:11:17Harper?
01:11:17Who are you?
01:11:22Hey, let go of me!
01:11:23Stop it!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please let me go.
01:11:36If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:41Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:44Harper.
01:11:45Huh?
01:11:46Ryan?
01:11:47Why are you doing this?
01:11:48We broke up.
01:11:50We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:53You psycho!
01:11:54He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:58He humiliated me!
01:12:01But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:05He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:06Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:07Yes.
01:12:10Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:13Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:18No.
01:12:19No.
01:12:20You can just watch.
01:12:22No.
01:12:23No, no, no, no.
01:12:25No, no!
01:12:25No!
01:12:25No!
01:12:26No!
01:12:43A trap?
01:12:45What the hell?
01:13:02Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:04i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:11before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:17hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:26you know my daughter better than i do is that teps a prank
01:13:32harper's in trouble we need to go okay
01:13:36should we have some fun with you after we kill leather grant
01:13:43should we make him watch
01:13:47oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh
01:13:59get ready boys
01:14:02i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:18that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:26what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:33let me go i i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:14:40i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:14:47i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:14:54i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:02i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:09are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:25i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:32when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:36would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:46oh my god dad what the hell
01:15:53it's okay i'll handle it
01:15:55i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:56why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:15:59i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:01no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:06what deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:16:18this makes me feel safe please don't be mad
01:16:23you're wrong about that it's not deep down
01:16:28it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:35if that means being with chris then he better not screw this up
01:16:40or i will make him regret it
01:16:42i believe you
01:16:44you keep her safe
01:16:48with my god damn life
01:16:52you remember my instructions
01:17:09yes
01:17:10yes
01:17:11yes daddy
01:17:24say it
01:17:26yes daddy
01:17:27i want you to beg for it
01:17:37i want you to fuck me daddy
01:17:43stop teasing
01:17:54i want you now
01:17:56i want you now
01:18:03daddy
01:18:04say it
01:18:05or i'll punish you
01:18:07or i'll punish you
01:18:20don't stop daddy
01:18:21are you sure about that?
01:18:39are you sure about that?
01:18:40you have two choices mr collins
01:18:58you can either uncuff me
01:19:03or fuck me
01:19:05you know i'm dangerous
01:19:20rich or am i?
01:19:22do your worst daddy
01:19:27do your worst daddy
01:19:29i want you to forget
01:19:31i'll...
01:19:32come on
01:19:33start
01:19:34from your heart
01:19:38and don't stop it
01:19:39to get by
01:19:40from yesterday
01:19:43and my heart
01:19:46to feel
01:19:48all my...
01:19:50once i start i'm not stop it
01:19:52I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:03You're different.
01:20:19Ready for round five?
01:20:22Stop it, I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:28What if I don't?
01:20:32What is that?
01:20:33Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:35Honey, you home?
01:20:36Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:38That's okay, I'm just gonna come in for a walk.
01:20:43I told you I was busy.
01:20:45This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:48If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:51Okay, I will. Can you get out?
01:20:54I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:11No, please keep them covered.
01:21:15I want to give a speech.
01:21:16And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:18I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:21You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:28What I do for a living.
01:21:31The not so legal part.
01:21:32It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:39And for me to be...
01:21:42Vulnerable?
01:21:44Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:49You're like a magnet, Harper. And I want to be around you. Forever.
01:21:58So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:11I'm moving you in there.
01:22:14As a graduation present.
01:22:17And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:23Only if you want to.
01:22:28Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:32Are you serious?
01:22:35What's wrong?
01:22:36Detective?