00:00first thing first bread okay you take five hundred grams of flour take half a kilo of flour okay
00:10yes sir mix it with a pinch of salt and some yeast okay yeah i get it i'm learning add about a cup and a half of water yes sir
00:20make sure the water is room temperature so it activates the yeast oh god damn it oh god damn it that's right water at room temperature that's how i fucked it up in the first kitchen
00:34what room which room what room which room what room what room what is its temperature what room where is this room what is its temperature
00:48how do i find out its temperature how do i find out its temperature don't know what that is don't know how to get it can't make bread
00:58oh well dough won't rise again gonna have to survive that dough again again what the goddamn disappointment
01:05yeah it's fine it's fine it's fine i'll be fine it's fine i'll become a i'll become a great film director i'll show them i'll show them i'll show them
01:13i'll be fine in the end yeah in the end the end the end will be fine the end will be fine i'll show you dough
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