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00:00Musica
00:30Guys, guys
00:33Josh is inviting a boy over for casual sex
00:36Really? Well, that is interesting
00:38But also, who wants to smash a piñata?
00:41You made a piñata?
00:43Yeah, I made a beautiful piñata
00:45Why'd you make a piñata?
00:47What? What do you mean, why?
00:49I mean, why did you make a piñata?
00:52Would you ask a bird why it sings?
00:53Would you ask a divorced man why he joined a pottery class?
00:55Some things don't need to be questioned
00:56Okay, what's in it?
00:57It doesn't matter, free your mind of all that nonsense
01:00And just focus on what's real
01:01Which is that we have a piñata
01:03All right, all right
01:04Okay, no, actually, no
01:06I thought you'd be excited, you're not excited
01:08I don't want to smash it with people who aren't excited
01:10No, I think I'm excited
01:11You're not excited
01:12I just need a moment to get my head around it, okay?
01:15It's a bit of a shock
01:16Okay
01:17Yeah, I'm excited
01:21Claire, are you excited about the piñata?
01:23Sure
01:23Yeah?
01:24Olay!
01:25Olida!
01:25It is full of secrets
01:31You and Claire have been keeping secrets
01:34And I don't like it
01:35I think we shouldn't keep secrets
01:36So I've taken all of our secrets
01:38And I've put it in here
01:39Mine, Josh's, Claire's and John's
01:41What secrets does John have?
01:44John hates foreigners
01:45John, that does not suit you
01:47I hope that by airing all of these secrets
01:49I will become the most honest member of the group
01:52And therefore a better person than both of you
01:54Alright, fine
01:54Stand back
01:55Go, go
01:56Cool
01:58Yeah, I'll be fine
02:01Yay
02:01Oh
02:12Sì, sì, sì.
02:42Sì, sì, sì, sì.
03:12Josh was gay when he was 18 because I found gay porn on his laptop, but I did not say anything because I didn't have the courage to bring it up.
03:22Josh, you stole my youth.
03:23I thought it was a phase, okay? Like Gangnam style.
03:26Can you not be texting sex friends or my feelings are being crushed, please?
03:29I've invited him over and I instantly regret it.
03:32What's his name?
03:32I don't know.
03:34Yeah.
03:34What's in a name?
03:35It's not fair. Gay guys get everything.
03:41Oh, you get plenty.
03:42Woo!
03:43What's this?
03:44Oh, yes.
03:46So, um, Josh, you remember when you lost your passport in Thailand?
03:50Yes.
03:52And, uh, we looked all through your room and you asked me if I had it and I said I definitely did not have your passport.
03:58Yes.
03:59And then you had to go to an embassy in Bangkok and wait for three hours.
04:02Yes, I remember!
04:03Let me finish.
04:05Let me finish.
04:06While you also had diarrhoea.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Yeah, I found it.
04:11It was in my bag, in my passport.
04:14In my passport wallet.
04:16Fine.
04:17Give me one.
04:20Claire.
04:22Claire once told Tom that no man in the world makes her laugh as much as Josh.
04:25Oh, that's nice.
04:26Tom, what the fuck?
04:27I never got to fucking hear that.
04:29I mean, what a fun game.
04:31It's a nice time we're having.
04:33Okay.
04:34Okay.
04:35All right.
04:36Josh, uh, Josh thinks Claire's mum is a bad cook.
04:42She's a great cook.
04:44Claire thinks she is good, but she is not.
04:46Oh, yeah.
04:47I hate you.
04:48Oh, my God, he's coming over.
04:49He said yes.
04:50I did not think he was going to say.
04:51He's coming over.
04:53I need you guys to come and tell me if my room smells weird.
04:55Yeah, it smells fine.
05:07Fine.
05:08Yeah, it just smells like you.
05:10Like me.
05:10I have a smell.
05:11Not a bad smell.
05:14Maybe I should light a scented candle.
05:15No?
05:16No.
05:16Too creepy.
05:17Too romantic.
05:17What does he look like?
05:19Nice enough.
05:20Show us.
05:21Joe.
05:22Show us.
05:23It's gone.
05:27Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:29Oh, yeah.
05:31Yeah, he looks like a serial killer.
05:33What if he's dangerous?
05:34He's dangerous, I'll scream.
05:35Mm.
05:36How do we know if it's a good scream or a bad scream?
05:38You'll, no, I don't make any noise during sex school.
05:41If you hear any noise, any at all, that isn't muttering apologies, then you should interject.
05:45You don't dirty talk?
05:46No.
05:47You can't have dirty talk with a voice like that.
05:49Yes, I can.
05:49I could, yes.
05:51Yeah, uh, suck it.
05:53Yeah, suck it.
05:55Suck it.
05:55Suck it.
05:56Oh.
05:56No.
05:57Suck it.
05:57Oh, it's really weird.
05:59Suck it.
05:59Suck it, fag.
06:00Suck it, fag boy.
06:01You suck it, fag boy.
06:04Will he be okay with you calling him that?
06:06Yeah, I'm appropriating.
06:07I'm, I'm mis, I'm misappropri, what am I doing?
06:10Reappropriating.
06:11I'm reappropriating.
06:12Suck it, fag boy is empowering.
06:14No, Thomas, you're not allowed to say it.
06:16Gah, I don't get to say anything.
06:19This is stupid, yeah?
06:21No, I think it's brilliant.
06:23I just wish we could stay on this couch and then wear a big jumper and we could make fun
06:26of people.
06:27I just don't understand what your problem is.
06:29Are you frustrated today?
06:30Well, you're not communicating.
06:31He's nervous.
06:32About what?
06:32Like, just sort of wish he was a glazed ham and instead of hooking up, I could just eat
06:40glazed ham.
06:41Should we guess why you're being weird?
06:43Do you feel weird kissing someone when you have a boyfriend?
06:47Yes.
06:48But you're allowed.
06:50He wants you to.
06:51It's brilliant.
06:52Are you worried that the stranger will be ugly and or a creep and or a catfish?
06:55Yes.
06:55Are you worried the stranger will think that you are ugly and or a creep?
06:58Yes.
06:58Are you nervous about having bad breath?
07:00Well, I am now.
07:01Well, you don't.
07:02Not yet.
07:03Gross.
07:04Not from sex.
07:05Just if you, like, maybe eat secured meats.
07:10Go.
07:10Get.
07:18Hi.
07:19Hello.
07:19Hello.
07:20Um, so I realise that I, um, yeah, I don't know your name.
07:25It's Ben.
07:26Let me guess, you're a Quentin?
07:28Or a Sebastian?
07:30No, I'm Josh.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Um, this is John.
07:33Hello, John.
07:36Yeah, I have, um, do you want a drink?
07:38I have wine.
07:39Just spare.
07:39Just spare in the cupboard because I am an adult.
07:42No, I don't drink.
07:44There was a plane crash.
07:45270 dead.
07:47That's irresponsible.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Can we turn off the news?
07:52Yeah.
07:53Sorry.
07:53Yeah, right.
07:54Yeah.
07:54It is, um, it is not hot.
07:56No.
07:57Okay.
07:58Um, Tom, where's the remote?
08:01A thousand apologies.
08:04Who's that?
08:05That's Tom, my housemate.
08:07Is he hiding from me?
08:09Yeah, yeah, I made him hide.
08:10Um, you said you had pizza.
08:12How was, how was your pizza?
08:15Mmm, I never ordered it.
08:16Well, what did you eat?
08:17I mean, you need to eat.
08:18I didn't eat dinner.
08:19Okay, well, I can make you a snack.
08:21That's a thing.
08:22That's a thing I can do.
08:23Okay.
08:24Wonderful.
08:25Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:33Sorry.
08:33It's okay.
08:37Oh, I have puff pastry.
08:38I can make a puff pastry pizza.
08:40I don't think I've had anyone offer to cook for me before I hook up.
08:43Uh, yeah, okay, so what it is, is it's, um, puff pastry, but it's going to turn it into
08:46a pizza.
08:47It's, um, it's a child's afternoon tea.
08:49It's not like a grand, romantic gesture.
08:51I mean, maybe light a candle, but an oven, you know, I feel like Ted Hughes.
08:56Yeah, no one knows who that is.
08:59Ted Hughes, he was married to Sylvia Plath.
09:04Yeah.
09:04She wrote Daddy, um, she gassed herself in the family oven.
09:11It was a joke.
09:12I mean, that is a horrible joke, isn't it?
09:17Where's your bedroom?
09:18Uh, oh, um.
09:21Yeah.
09:43Hmm.
09:44Hey, what's this?
09:47Ants kept coming in.
09:49Were you going to fix it?
09:50I did.
09:54Oh, Tom, why is everything in your room so sticky?
09:58So many questions.
10:00How long do I have to be in here?
10:02I feel itchy.
10:03Okay.
10:04So, if you're going to be in here the whole night, you need to respect that this is my
10:07space and that you chose to enter it.
10:09What are we going to do all night?
10:11I'm not going out.
10:12I know, Tom.
10:13Relax.
10:13We could make out.
10:20Ow.
10:21Kidding.
10:22Obviously.
10:22No.
10:22Jesus, Tom.
10:36no
10:48Jesus Tom
10:50you're the worst person
10:52you have a girlfriend
10:54this didn't happen
10:56ok
10:57here
10:58what the hell is wrong with me
11:03yup you're really off the rails
11:05I'm going to need some help
11:26yeah
11:27what can I do
11:28I need you to undo my little cuff buttons
11:30thank you
11:32so what do you do
11:36really you want to know what I do
11:39I mean I just thought it might be
11:41better than silence
11:42I'm a journalist
11:45I thought we stopped doing that
11:48no?
11:49journalism?
11:50yeah
11:50I thought we stopped doing journalism
11:51yeah
11:51I mostly write for people who can take off their shirts all on their own
11:55yeah
11:56do you know what I love?
11:58Buzzfeed
11:59fuck you
12:00fuck
12:01when do you go there?
12:10north side
12:11not far from here
12:12do you have any siblings?
12:15I have
12:16two siblings
12:17brother and sister
12:18my sister just has a baby
12:20we don't have a father
12:21she's forgetful
12:22do you have any cats?
12:25all the questions you're asking sound like we're in English language classes
12:29yeah yeah
12:30I just don't know you well enough to
12:31know what questions lead to my interest
12:33I have a cat
12:35ah that's a shame
12:36so I invented this game called penis or not penis
12:45no thank you
12:46that sounds like a stupid game
12:48okay
12:49one of us
12:50thinks about
12:52penis
12:52or something other than a penis
12:54and then the other person has to guess
12:56whether they're thinking about a penis
12:58or not penis
13:00oh my god
13:04how long does gay sex take?
13:08I heard the shower
13:09which
13:09from what I understand means I've had full intercourse at least once
13:12Tom what are we even doing?
13:15I just don't know
13:15I don't know
13:16hanging out
13:17being awesome
13:18I feel like I just spent a month locked in a room
13:22to come back here
13:23yet locked in another room
13:24you're being boring
13:26well I'm being boring
13:27you don't even want to leave the house
13:29whinge whinge whinge
13:30oh whatever
13:31whinge whinge whinge
13:32fuck off
13:33Josh is having fun
13:35Josh is having sex
13:36I'm having fun
13:38yeah well
13:38you are very easily entertained
13:40you're like a puppy
13:41you could be more easily entertained
13:43you could create entertainment
13:45you could
13:46very easily find sex on the internet
13:49if you really wanted
13:50but you just keep waiting for more
13:52and I just don't think there's any more babe
13:54first you're like
13:55oh my life's in Germany
13:56and so you go to Germany
13:57then once you're in Germany
13:59you're like
13:59oh I'm so lonely
14:00meanwhile I'm here
14:01I'm trying to create a lovely game of penis
14:04or not penis for us
14:05and you're just sitting there
14:07complaining again
14:08that you're not somewhere else
14:09penis
14:21yes
14:22yes
14:23okay fine
14:25if we're gonna do this
14:26I want stakes
14:27first one to ten wins
14:29and then the other person
14:30has to do a dare
14:31great
14:37penis
14:38penis
14:39my housemates thought you looked like a serial killer
14:44it's a big leap isn't it
14:48to decide that I don't just look like a murderer
14:51but that I've murdered multiple times
14:53yeah
14:53when you told me
14:56did you think that I looked
14:57uh cuter or less cute than in my pictures
14:59I thought you were out of focus in your picture
15:01but that's just your face
15:02you've got an out of focus face
15:04really
15:05what do you think of me
15:07uh
15:09a quick cute
15:10I like your face though
15:12to be clear
15:12I am enjoying it
15:14yeah
15:14I just prefer I want to bring it up
15:16if that's okay
15:17people often ask if I'm an only child
15:29but
15:29mostly what they're actually asking is
15:31do you realise you're being a jerk
15:32no you know that's not an only child thing
15:35okay
15:35I'm lovely
15:36lots of people say that
15:37they say
15:38Josh is just lovely
15:39when I was little
15:39my parents had me tested for Asperger's
15:42oh yeah
15:42I can see that
15:47not penis
16:05damn it
16:05yes
16:06okay
16:09not penis
16:16penis
16:18this is dumb
16:19you can lie
16:20it's an honesty system
16:21I want to write it down
16:23no no no
16:24it's full trust
16:24there's too much at stake for trust
16:27it doesn't make a difference
16:27I can just write down penis
16:29and then not think about penis
16:30to trick you
16:31there is no way you can tell
16:32if someone is thinking about penis or not
16:34you can't
16:35I can
16:35that's why I'm winning
16:36okay
16:37not penis
16:46boom
16:47penis
16:48yeah
16:49hey
16:53sorry to interrupt
16:55can I please have permission to go to the toilet
16:58yes
17:00thank you kind sir
17:01yeah Tom lost it there
17:07yeah
17:08Tom's a babe
17:09no
17:09who's that
17:21boyfriend
17:23it's my boyfriend
17:24okay right
17:26we're open
17:27how long have you been together
17:29a few months
17:32how long do you think you'll be together
17:34um
17:35I don't know
17:37yeah
17:38I think he wants to be together forever
17:40which scares me a lot
17:41I don't
17:41I don't want to be together with anyone forever
17:44is he more in love with you than you are with him
17:46no no
17:47not at all
17:48I'm less capable of love
17:50maybe
17:51but I'm definitely very into him
17:52do you have a boyfriend
17:54no
17:55have you ever been in love
17:57in high school
17:59I was actually in love with my best friend Eddie
18:01even though I was convinced he was straight
18:04one day he kissed me and we started having sex
18:06yes
18:06hot
18:07I've always regretted not having gay sex when I was a teenager
18:10Eddie would always say that he wasn't gay
18:13that he just wanted to practice
18:14he wouldn't touch me outside of sex for the first few weeks
18:18I mean that is the dream isn't it
18:20to have sex with Eddie and then get all taunched that he doesn't love you back
18:25kind of
18:26gradually we got closer and closer
18:30and one night
18:31at a party
18:32I was sucking his dick in a bed
18:33yeah
18:34yeah boy
18:36this dickhead
18:38this dickhead guy
18:39okay
18:40walked in
18:41and started shouting and telling everyone to come and see
18:43Eddie
18:45he told everyone
18:46that he was
18:48passed out and that I raped him
18:51which
18:51was unhelpful
18:53we never spoke again
18:56he committed suicide when he was 19
18:58and I didn't find that out until three years later
19:01but since your question was
19:03have you ever been in love and not
19:05will you please tell me a deeply horrific story
19:07I'll just answer yes
19:08I think so
19:09to a boy in high school
19:10I don't know what to say to that
19:15I've never told anyone that
19:18why me
19:21I assume I'll never see you again
19:24tell me something you've never told anyone else
19:29in year five I stole my teacher's brooch
19:34why
19:35for the rush of the crime
19:37what happened
19:38she told the whole class that it was her dead mother's
19:41and that if the thief gave it back
19:42she would not be angry
19:43did you give her back?
19:45I buried it in the dark
19:46you're a monster
19:47yes
19:48wow
19:48now answer the question
19:50like an adult
19:51nope
19:52no just run through some things in your mind
19:54and when you get to a bit that makes you go
19:56oh fuck
19:57or makes you feel weird in your tummy
19:58tell me that
20:07okay
20:07I'm an only child
20:09only child issues
20:11of course
20:11no listen
20:12thank you
20:12so my dad
20:14father issues
20:15is that it?
20:15will you stop categorizing me
20:16okay
20:17I will not be categorized
20:18I'm sorry
20:19you're an untamed bouquet of emotions
20:22well
20:22so my dad
20:24he's not very good at communicating with me
20:26so instead he just talks about chores
20:28no
20:30that's not a thing
20:31no
20:32what is he a bad dad?
20:34he's a good dad
20:35did he ever hit you?
20:36I mean he is actually just so lovely
20:38but you were bad at this
20:40yeah
20:41it's just as complicated
20:43okay
20:43like I
20:44I don't know how to articulate
20:46because anything I would say about it
20:47I would then disagree with
20:48okay
20:48so
20:49all right
20:50so my dad broke up with my mum
20:51whatever
20:52and then she became bipolar
20:55well maybe she was always bipolar
20:57I don't know
20:57I don't really understand that bit
20:58and
20:58I definitely think he made the right decision
21:01but
21:02sometimes
21:04I accidentally think my mum's mental illness is my dad's fault
21:09but I don't actually think that
21:12I have a cerebral aneurysm
21:15oh fuck off
21:16you really kept that in your back pocket
21:18yeah
21:18yeah
21:19but you should know that I don't know what that is
21:21is it a bad thing?
21:22yeah
21:22I'm guessing here it's bad
21:23yeah
21:24it's a bad thing
21:24yeah
21:25it's basically a weak spot in an artery in my brain
21:27and
21:28I don't know
21:28it's not
21:29precise science
21:30but perhaps one day I could be doing something
21:32and
21:32the aneurysm will rupture
21:34and I'll die
21:35that is a bad thing
21:37that is the worst thing
21:38yes
21:38good evening
21:39oh my god Claire
21:40you have to leave
21:41um
21:41I should cut
21:42for
21:4315
21:4414
21:4513
21:4612
21:4711
21:4810
21:509
21:518
21:517
21:526
21:545
21:554
21:563
21:562
21:571
21:572
21:581
21:59very well
22:00very well
22:02feel free to cereal for them
22:05by the way
22:05that is actually something you enjoy doing
22:07I wouldn't want to take an only child's friend
22:09so close to Christmas would I
22:10okay so
22:12I just really need you to explain to me
22:14what you mean by a weak spot in your artery
22:16I think weak spot is quite clear
22:19you're just so terrified
22:21when I turned up here
22:23and saw you
22:24I thought what if I die in his bed
22:27you'd have to meet my mum
22:28and I wondered if my mum would approve of you
22:30yeah I don't think she would to be honest
22:33one time I put peanut butter on my face
22:35and let John lick it off
22:36yeah
22:37not like a sex thing
22:38thank you
22:39it just made me giggle
22:40man I would not have been able to do that
22:43if I had a cerebral aneurysm
22:44cerebral
22:45cerebral is incorrect
22:48see my mum would be so disappointed
22:50yeah
22:51do you really want to be wasting time on semantics
22:54I'm not getting dressed as a hint for you to leave
23:01okay I just
23:01can't sleep
23:03that's why I'm getting dressed
23:05you started looking at me weirdly
23:07ever since I told you
23:08my brain could explode at any moment
23:10and I might die
23:10yeah
23:11yeah I think that's fair
23:13hey I still leave early in the morning
23:22it was nice to meet you
23:24it was nice to meet you
23:26should I go to the mall
23:34what do you want to do at the mall?
23:37I don't know
23:37just look around
23:38maybe buy something
23:40I could just not go though
23:41what would you do if you don't go?
23:43hmm
23:44oh we get something to eat
23:48I could have a nap
23:51I'm also quite tired
23:52what time do you come home?
23:543ish
23:543ish
23:55I don't know
23:57okay well
23:59what are the pros and cons
24:01I'm going to the mall
24:02okay pro
24:04it would be fun to buy something
24:06con I just don't know
24:09if I can be bothered
24:10nah don't go to the mall
24:12nah I won't go
24:13I'll go home
24:16but not yet
24:16I'll stay here for a bit
24:17okay yeah
24:19good
24:19bye with this chat
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24:41a call for help
24:42and a call for STI medication
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