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00:20Hi, name please.
00:21Uh, Hannah.
00:23Oh, g'day Hannah. How can we help you?
00:24Um, I need... My phone's been cut off. I forgot to pay the bill.
00:30Okay, let me transfer you to Billings.
00:32Um, no. Um... No!
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01:09What?
01:09What?
01:10Yeah, I'll be fine.
01:12Fuck!
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01:16What?
01:17What?
01:17What?
01:18What?
01:18You are first in the queue. We will be with you shortly. What?
01:34Thanks for your patience.
01:35What?
01:36What?
01:37What?
01:38What?
01:39What?
01:40What?
01:41What?
01:42Tuna is ready.
02:06Hang on.
02:07Sì, yam yam, zina!
02:37Ma, è un po' di cheese.
02:42Tu dice questo ogni volta.
02:44Ogni volta che abbiamo pasta, tu dice,
02:46è un po' di cheese.
02:47Mi sape, è un po' di cheese.
02:49Ma è il po' di cheese che mi piace.
02:50Quindi, per favore,
02:52prendete un po' di note che mi piace un po' di cheese
02:54così che non bisogna parlare di nuovo.
02:58Ok, è un po' di cheese che vuole.
03:02Sì.
03:07What's the matter?
03:13Is it that time of the month?
03:19I had sex with a man.
03:25A different man.
03:37Josh?
03:38What is this?
03:40It's a french stick.
03:42I thought we weren't eating bread.
03:43Oh, yeah, I thought it might be nice to have some bread.
03:45Josh, why are you doing this?
03:47I just thought maybe bread isn't actually the enemy.
03:49Do you know how many times over the last two weeks
03:52I've wanted to eat white food and I didn't?
03:54Do you know why I didn't?
03:55Because it spikes your blood sugar.
03:57No!
03:57No?
03:58Well, yes, but also I did it for us, because of us.
04:01And now you're quitting on me?
04:03No, don't you say that.
04:04That's not true, Tom.
04:05I couldn't quit you.
04:06I mean, surely Arnold doesn't eat bread so fit.
04:08You're just going to get fat for Arnold now?
04:10More to love.
04:10No, it's not more to love.
04:11It's the same amount of love.
04:12It's just spread thinner.
04:14Your doughnuts at the office today and I didn't touch them.
04:17You did touch your boss's junk, though.
04:19Right, Tom?
04:20Tom, am I right?
04:22Tom.
04:25Did you get your phone sorted out?
04:26No.
04:27Oh, what happened?
04:29Dinner.
04:30What, you've really got to get it sorted, Hannah.
04:31It's been weeks.
04:32People want to call you.
04:33What people?
04:35Me?
04:36Why would you call me?
04:37I'm right here.
04:38You're right there.
04:40This is where we always are.
04:42It's Friday night.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Or we should go out.
04:45Out?
04:46Yeah, out.
04:47No.
04:48Where?
04:49No.
04:51I want to go to a lesbian bar.
04:53Why would you want to go to a bar?
04:54You've got a lesbian and a beer right here.
04:56Please take me, Hannah, please.
05:00Is your wife telling me you're a lesbian?
05:02No.
05:02Just thought I would ask.
05:04Can't be too careful these days.
05:07Will you say something?
05:10Let me finish this.
05:15Or it'll go cold.
05:17I used a good mince.
05:18I want to finish it.
05:18It was ages ago.
05:34Last year, I was pregnant.
05:40I had no control, Alan.
05:47I was a slave to my pregnant hormones.
05:52I beat your arm.
05:53I tried to repaint the bathroom.
05:55I cried at the butchers
05:56and I had an affair.
06:11Okay.
06:14Who was he?
06:15I don't know his name.
06:18All right.
06:19Would I know his name?
06:20No.
06:21I'm sorry, Alan.
06:26I don't know what I was thinking.
06:29Like, the time when you decided
06:30we should go kite surfing.
06:37Where did you meet him?
06:41A website.
06:43The internet?
06:44Yeah.
06:46Bloody internet.
06:49Sick of it.
06:51Our farming changed the genetic structure
06:55of a weed faster than we could evolve alongside it
06:57and now it is poison.
06:58Bread is low in essential nutrients.
07:00It makes you more hungry.
07:01Gluten!
07:02Fucking gluten, Josh.
07:03Hold on, gluten!
07:04You blow me gluten.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Hmm.
07:08And so I was just thinking maybe it's just okay to eat bread sometimes.
07:15No!
07:15I can't!
07:16You might be able to eat it just once,
07:18but I'm not strong enough in moral character.
07:21Just, I mean, you know that scene in Aladdin
07:23where Aladdin gives the orphan king some bread,
07:26he shares his bread with him?
07:28Of course.
07:29Well, that scene makes me furious reflecting back on it.
07:33Arnold again?
07:34You like Arnold!
07:35Do I?
07:35Yes!
07:36Pfft!
08:01Hey, now, that's too much!
08:03Are you having fun?
08:28I'm no expert on fun.
08:29Does it look like I'm having fun?
08:30Well, it's impossible to tell with you.
08:32Well, let's just assume I am.
08:34Are you smiling on the inside?
08:36I'm drunk on the inside.
08:37Oh, well, I suppose it's better than nothing, isn't it?
08:42Ooh!
08:43Ooh!
08:43Ooh!
08:47We are sure Grace is mine.
08:49Of course, Alan.
08:51I was already very pregnant.
08:54Oh, God.
08:56Grace was there.
08:57It was a mistake.
08:58He had a pregnant fetish.
09:00It was weird.
09:01He kept talking about the baby inside me.
09:04Oh, I'm not happy about it either, you know.
09:06Okay.
09:09Are you okay?
09:11You want a cup of tea or something?
09:13Or ice cream?
09:14No, we're out of ice cream.
09:16I'm going to come out to my parents.
09:27Oh, fuck, that's great.
09:28Yeah, great.
09:30Terrifying, though.
09:31You terrified?
09:32Terrified.
09:33Why?
09:33Arnold Stan doesn't really like homosexuals.
09:35Oh, no.
09:37Why doesn't he like homosexuals?
09:39I don't know.
09:39He's just so hassled by them.
09:42Did you just ask why Arnold Stan doesn't like homosexuals?
09:46Oh.
09:46Yeah, sorry.
09:47As if we could pinpoint why someone's on the phone,
09:49but it's not like being scared of dogs, Tom, okay?
09:52He wasn't bitten by a homosexual when he was a child.
09:54Um, yeah, I just meant, um,
09:59how do we know that he doesn't like them?
10:02Um, he said so a few times.
10:05Once he told me that I should quit the choir
10:07because the other boys will think you're a fag and beat you up.
10:10It's not worth it, Arnie.
10:11Just sing at home.
10:13It might be okay, though.
10:14Just calm down a bit.
10:16He did grow up in a time where people thought different stuff.
10:18Yeah.
10:19And he really likes you, you know.
10:21That might balance out on what she hates queers.
10:23He does like me.
10:25Mmm.
10:25It's just going to go great, isn't it, Tom?
10:27It's going to be fine, yeah?
10:30Yep.
10:36I understand.
10:37It's not like I haven't had affairs.
10:38Alain!
10:39Not while I've been with you.
10:41Oh, okay.
10:43I understand.
10:44You know, hormones and you were...
10:46I understand.
10:48I'm not mad.
10:50I'm sorry.
10:51Obviously, I wasn't giving you enough attention.
10:53Oh, no.
10:54Alain, it's my fault.
10:55It's not you.
10:57Oh, okay.
11:02I can make it up for you, huh?
11:04No, please, mate, don't.
11:06Oh, come on.
11:08Mate, my hands are too soaked up right now to stop you,
11:11but I really want you to hear me when I say I want you to stop.
11:13No, you don't want me to stop.
11:15You're embarrassing yourself.
11:21I want to do it properly at my birthday.
11:23I want to stand up and announce it.
11:24I have nothing to be afraid of.
11:26No, not at your birthday.
11:27Not with me there.
11:28No, no.
11:29They're not going to think it's my fault.
11:30Guys,
11:30I really want to talk about bread.
11:34Oh, yeah, Arnold,
11:35you should know the whole time
11:36you've been talking about this upcoming pivotal moment in your life,
11:39Tom has just been furious that you ate the bread.
11:40I'm still listening.
11:42Oh, sorry.
11:42Did you not want me to eat your bread?
11:44No, you can do whatever you want with bread.
11:46It's just that I choose not to eat it,
11:47and Josh and I were supposed to be doing it together,
11:50but then he decided that his word means nothing.
11:52Tom thinks bread's poison.
11:55Why does everyone suddenly think bread is so bad?
11:57What's so bad about bread?
11:58Everything!
11:59There were hot people in the 90s.
12:01They ate bread.
12:01Oh, it's...
12:02It's not really about bread.
12:05It's about Josh,
12:07and...
12:09Well, I'm sorry for dragging you into it.
12:10It's not your fault.
12:12You seem actually upset.
12:14Are you actually upset?
12:17I'm not.
12:20Oh, come on.
12:21Cheer up, buddy.
12:23Yeah, buddy.
12:25Why don't you tell us about what you make in that?
12:27None of your business.
12:28Hey, I'm not mocking you.
12:29I'm genuinely interested.
12:31I'm Team Tom.
12:33He's making a little cardboard city.
12:36Why?
12:37None of your fucking business.
12:39He doesn't know why.
12:40Not yet.
12:41Not yet.
12:41Hey, ma.
12:57Hannah, run away!
12:59What?
13:00Where are you?
13:01Yeah, I'm at a lesbian bar.
13:04Oh, my...
13:04Arnold, my mum's a lesbian.
13:06No, I did not.
13:07She just came out to me.
13:08Congratulations, Rose.
13:10I did not, Joshua!
13:12Well, that is inspiring.
13:13Maybe she can give you some tips, babe.
13:15She just said,
13:15Mm-mm, I love the smell of pussy in the morning.
13:18No, I didn't smash you up.
13:20Don't tell him I said that!
13:23Tell her that her journey's an inspiration to me.
13:25Arnold thinks you put on weight.
13:26I did not say that.
13:28It did.
13:29He said he said you're a fat, fat bitch.
13:30Oh.
13:31I don't know why he said it.
13:32It's very disappointing.
13:33Josh, oh!
13:34No, I'm not happy about it either.
13:36You're my mum.
13:37This isn't funny.
13:37I don't like that kind of disrespect about my mum.
13:40What?
13:40Where's Hannah?
13:41I don't know.
13:42Do I?
13:43That's why I called you.
13:44Oh, I don't know.
13:45Why do you think I know?
13:46I don't know anything.
13:47I found her.
13:48I found her!
13:48I found her!
13:52Where have you been?
13:54Hannah!
13:55Dancing.
13:59Dad?
13:59Oh, I have been worried sick.
14:02Oh.
14:04I thought she might have been the one.
14:12Hi, Josh.
14:13It's Dad.
14:13What?
14:14Dad, you're a lesbian.
14:18Mays had an affair.
14:20Oh.
14:21Mays had an affair.
14:22No, that is...
14:25That is bad, yeah?
14:28Yeah, it was just one night.
14:29It's over.
14:30I was pregnant.
14:32That is...
14:33I'm not sure I knew that was possible.
14:35No, I...
14:36Sorry, I probably shouldn't have burdened you with this.
14:39I'm sorry.
14:40Don't be sorry.
14:40This is a big thing.
14:42I know.
14:42It's not your fault.
14:44Well...
14:44No.
14:49Do you want me to come round?
14:50No.
14:52Dad?
15:00Sorry, I shouldn't have called you.
15:03I don't know.
15:03I guess I just needed to say it out loud to know that it was true.
15:09And now I have, so...
15:11Yeah, it's pretty heavy.
15:13She met him on a pregnancy fetish page.
15:16Oh, wow.
15:19On the bloody internet.
15:21Sorry, Josh.
15:22I'm gonna go.
15:23Bye.
15:23Bye.
15:26Can you...
15:27Can you do that?
15:29Straight after having a baby?
15:31Don't you need time for, like...
15:33The vagina?
15:35It was while she was pregnant.
15:37It's bad, yeah?
15:42It's...
15:42Is it surprising?
15:44Tom.
15:46Come on, buddy.
15:47You are being no fun.
15:50Does that surprise you?
15:53For fuck's sake.
15:54If you want to have fun, introduce yourself to someone fun.
15:57Fine.
15:58Yeah, well, there's a dumb idea thing you and I can have a good time, Hannah.
16:02It's that...
16:03Let's go.
16:03I'm gonna call a cab.
16:04We're going.
16:05It's fine.
16:05We can stay.
16:06No.
16:07You hate being out with me.
16:08We don't have to go.
16:09Do you even like me?
16:11I live with you.
16:12No, see?
16:13You can't even say that you like me.
16:16We could have done this at home, you know.
16:19David, you like me.
16:20Hey, I like you.
16:22Okay.
16:24But I like you, too.
16:25Okay.
16:29I like you, too.
16:35Good.
16:36How are you gonna come out on?
16:38I guess I could yell it from a passing car.
16:40That's how people tell me I'm gay.
16:41I can flip the system.
16:42Um, well, I have some pretty big news, too.
16:47I think I'm gonna come home.
16:51When?
16:52I don't know.
16:54I can't afford to change my flight, but I can't afford to keep living here.
16:57Claire, would you like to borrow some money?
17:00Do you have money?
17:02Yeah, babe.
17:03Oh, my God.
17:03Well, that would be incredible.
17:05Hey, Josh, can you please fly me to Hollywood?
17:08I just feel like they need to see me.
17:09Will you still be able to afford your special volumizing shampoo?
17:14Yes.
17:15If budgeted for that.
17:16What are you gonna ask for in return?
17:18Oh, make Tom eat bread.
17:19Yes.
17:20No, Arnold, I thought we were a team.
17:22We're not a team.
17:23I'm not eating bread.
17:24Wouldn't be right.
17:25Sorry, Claire.
17:26You have to stay alone in Germany.
17:27Get used to crying while eating sausages.
17:31Look, I'm happy to eat a piece of bread for a friend.
17:34It's just that you're all gonna pretend like I'm doing it because you think I'm in love
17:38with her.
17:38Yeah, obviously.
17:40I'm not.
17:42Arnold?
17:43That's what I was planning on thinking.
17:45Please, Charles.
17:51Yes.
17:52Eating bread.
17:55May?
17:55George.
17:56George, do you know where your dad is?
17:58Dad's missing?
18:00Well, was he on his car?
18:01Yes, but he left his wallet and his phone.
18:04I'm scared, George.
18:05I think he has run into the night.
18:07Oh, no.
18:07I mean, he should not be in the night.
18:10I did it.
18:11Josh's dad is missing.
18:13He's missing.
18:14It's May.
18:20Who's on the farm?
18:21George!
18:22Dude, what did you call him for?
18:24Don't bother him with this.
18:25He's already bothered me with it.
18:26But I just couldn't find you.
18:28I thought you'd run away.
18:29How'd it swim?
18:30It's freezing cold outside.
18:31He had a swim?
18:33A swim?
18:33A swim?
18:34I didn't know your dad had a pool.
18:36Hang up!
18:36What?
18:37Hang up!
18:38No, no, no, I'll talk to him.
18:39He wants to talk to you.
18:40No, no, tell him to go to sleep.
18:42He want you to go to sleep?
18:43Yeah, well, that has not been his decision since I was 11.
18:48He's stomping away.
18:49What the stairs?
18:50You're not angry at me, are you, George?
18:52No, I'm not angry.
18:53Stuffed up is fine, I get it.
18:54People stuff up.
18:55I cancelled our trip to Thailand, by the way.
18:57Cancel it.
18:58Why did you do that?
18:59I don't know.
19:01Yeah, maybe I will come and pick him up.
19:03George, I can't pick you up.
19:04I don't want to.
19:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:07I'm fine, I'm fine.
19:09I think it's a good idea.
19:10And, hon, maybe you need some space.
19:12He can pick you up.
19:14Oh, I won't.
19:15But you just wait for us to swim in the pool.
19:17And you just cancelled a non-refundable ticket to see my family.
19:21So, look, I think maybe I should be the one to look after Grace tonight, huh?
19:26All right, all right.
19:29Okay.
19:29Dad, Arnold's going to come out to his parents this weekend.
19:38Oh, good on you, mate.
19:39I'm sure they'll be very happy for you.
19:43I was thinking maybe you could pretend to be Arnold's dad,
19:47and Arnold can tell you that he's gay,
19:49and then you can accept him as, like, a little practice.
19:51Oh, no, Josh, I'm not really in the mood.
19:53Okay.
19:54Sorry, Arnold.
19:55My dad, you can't even pretend to accept who you are.
19:59Unacceptable.
19:59Oh, um, that's cool.
20:09Okay, okay.
20:12Okay?
20:13Yeah.
20:19Um, Dad, there's really no other way of saying this.
20:23I wanted to let you know that, um,
20:26I'm gay.
20:30Well, that's great news.
20:31Thanks for telling me.
20:33Maybe on the weekend you can take me to the shops
20:35and teach me to dress better.
20:38Sure thing, pal.
20:41It's just a little stereotypy.
20:43I didn't like it.
20:45Nope, I didn't like it.
20:46Not one bit.
20:46Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
20:48I did not like it.
20:49Did I either act?
20:50No.
20:51No, I want more.
20:52Mm, yeah.
20:53Yeah.
20:53I wasn't moved.
20:55Claire, were you moved?
20:57I'm sorry, I couldn't hear.
20:58Arnold, maybe you can cast your mind back to when you're in the choir.
21:01Yes?
21:01Okay.
21:02Okay, yes, sing over there.
21:03And, Dad.
21:03I don't want to sing.
21:04You can play Arnold's dad's learning tolerance.
21:07Yes, this.
21:08Yes.
21:08We love this.
21:09I really don't want to sing.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Oh, sorry, Dad.
21:13Yeah, Arnold doesn't want to cheer you up.
21:16He just doesn't care about your heart.
21:17I just don't really think that it's your choice, Arnold.
21:23Just go ahead.
21:24I don't know if you have a beautiful voice.
21:32I don't know if you're playing his dad now, okay?
21:33He's got an awful voice.
21:34I don't know if you're playing his dad now, okay?
21:35I can't feel anything, and will I learn?
21:39I push it down, I push it down.
21:43Wow.
21:44Arnold, you have a beautiful voice.
21:45Dad, you idiot.
21:46You're playing his dad now, okay?
21:47He's got an awful voice.
21:48Yuck, yuck, yuck, come with me.
21:49All phones blowing up, they're ringing my doorbell.
21:53I feel the love, I feel the love.
21:56I think you should put on this hat, yes?
21:58And then I want you to go in there.
22:00You're disappointed in Arnold and how he's defying traditional gender roles
22:03of this Nazi boy singing.
22:04singing, sit, grumpy, and then as the song changes,
22:09gradually change your mind.
22:11One, two, three, one, two, three, drink.
22:14One, two, three, one, two, three, drink.
22:17One, two, three, one, two, three, drink.
22:20Throw them back till I lose count.
22:25I'm gonna swing from the chandelier,
22:32From the chandelier
22:34I'm gonna live
22:39Like tomorrow doesn't exist
22:44Like it doesn't exist
22:47I'm gonna fly
22:52Like a bird in the night
22:57Feel my tears as they dry
22:59I'm gonna swing
23:05From the chandelier
23:08From the chandelier
23:14No, Tom, no, Tans
23:18That's my boy
23:32That's my son
23:34Dad
23:35I'm not sexually attracted to women
23:38I'm proud of you
23:43Even though you're gay
23:45Because it doesn't matter that you're gay
23:47What matters
23:48Is that you're a good person
23:50Nailed it
24:08It's not coming up
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24:38Next week on the show, there's a big announcement
24:41How will the parents take it?
24:42How will the parents take it?
24:50Grazie a tutti.