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00:00What are you looking at?
00:0827 pictures that will make you feel joyful.
00:11That does not look like it's working.
00:14There was a tiger breastfeeding piglets before.
00:16That was pretty awesome.
00:17Oh, yeah, I love unlikely animal friends.
00:19I wish John would make an unlikely animal friend.
00:22I didn't really think Claire and I would get back together
00:24until she said we weren't.
00:26Then I realised actually every choice I've made
00:28since we broke up has been me just treading water
00:30until she gets home so we can be together
00:32and I can touch her hair and stuff.
00:33Do you want a toffee?
00:34No, everything just tastes like sad.
00:36Tom, I get your heart, okay?
00:38But my toffees don't taste like sad.
00:39Do you think that old guy in Germany changed her?
00:41No, although he does seem like the kind of guy
00:44that doesn't rely on baby animals to help him feel joyful.
00:47Yeah, she'd like that.
00:50Not a wrecked one.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:58These are really delicious.
00:59I know, right?
01:00I'm going to sell so many of these babies on my car.
01:02You're going to be a millionaire.
01:03One, two, one, two, three, four.
01:05Oh, my God.
01:15Oh, the good Lord knows it
01:16Oh, the good Lord knows it
01:20A left a better behind
01:21A left a better behind
01:25Make my mama turn the love and fly
01:27Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:29I left a better behind
01:31hey Arnold good morning you said you had to be up by 5 so I was just calling to make sure you did
01:48that I always wake up early no I have more time I have more time oh shit sorry um okay I'll call
01:56you back later it's good it's good hi hi just told me awake okay um so you still want to go on our date
02:04tonight yeah okay good I'm just worried I'm not worried I just my parents don't know I'm gay so
02:11you can't like do anything well you can't touch me I don't they don't know so you can't get out of the
02:21car okay just text on approach deal also my psychiatrist is coming to see your car today
02:26okay does she know you're gay yeah she's nervous about you so you have to be what
02:32decent decent oh it's my dad's okay I'll call you back okay hi hi yeah I'm up I'm up okay I'm good
02:46I'm up you know you need to be there before people get to work yeah I know I just I'm up I just thought
02:50I was up Jesus Christ something I want to tell you and I want to do it now because May will be there
02:55later I love May that's good that's nice yep and I want to marry her brilliant that's brilliant that
03:04was good boy it means a lot to me that I have your permission I adore her Josh I do you know she knows
03:11her own mind she's smart she's funny she does cute unexpected little things and she's sexy she's sexy
03:18she makes me feel good you know like I'm providing like like I'm a man because you know I'm not really
03:25much of a man Josh I don't know what's going on most of the time sometimes when I get home I feel quite
03:30lost but she loves me and then Gracie loves me and that makes me feel good God I have to I have to go
03:37and have a shower okay oh yeah yes I'll see you there later okay bye bye call Arnold
03:46hi my dad's gonna propose to me wow okay um do we need to reschedule our date no
03:56why I don't want to steal your dad's thunder why are you planning on proposing oh no no no no
04:03ah I'm sorry okay I have to go now okay okay well I'll see you later please just don't mention to my
04:10psychiatrist that I said she was nervous about you there's just so many rules Arnold there's so many
04:14rules I just get the impression she's nervous maybe just don't mention I mentioned her pretend like
04:18you don't know she exists okay maybe I'll pretend that I don't know you exists make her really
04:26question your mental high maybe when I meet her I'll do a little accent you think she'd like me
04:31more if I was Spanish I think she would like you more if you were Spanish bye hola
04:56Jesus shit Jesus shit indeed at least my bird is colorful henna that's not a bird
05:23hi mind if I sit down only if you help me with my bird yeah no problem I've got a pretty natural
05:35ability with felt craft uh got some news rose yep I'm leaving today Hazel's coming to pick me up
05:48Hazel and my bitch wife oh I know her name here we go just need to glue some wings on
05:58little fella will be fine great thank you
06:01it's nice meeting you Rose yeah you too have a nice time
06:09cheers
06:10I have some news of my own Hannah sorry I have some news of my own
06:27I'm allowed to leave whenever I want they told me last week that I can leave
06:34I haven't told anybody yet you want me to ask why don't you yes
06:42why I'm not sure if I'm ready to leave I think they might have made a mistake
06:48squat
06:50oh
06:50what are you doing oh wait can you give me a hand
06:55to move
06:57ah stop crumping it's gross
06:59Josh needs the umbrella moved he's got it facing the wrong way
07:02no it's fine it's just fine all at once
07:04can you take her into the shade please
07:06I'm going to please
07:07you know what you're doing yeah
07:15Do you feel a heap of your hand?
07:17Yeah, I am.
07:18Do your hands like a piece?
07:19I'm fine.
07:21What do you think about hot air balloons?
07:24Um, I don't really understand how they control them.
07:28Three dollars, please.
07:33On there.
07:34Up, thanks.
07:35Yeah, I was thinking of doing it in a hot air balloon, but I also want you and Grace to come, and I want to ask her as a family.
07:41How could she refuse all this?
07:43Huh?
07:43So, are you allowed to leave?
07:46Yeah, I'm voluntary.
07:48I can leave whenever.
07:50So why don't you?
07:53My, uh, girlfriend broke up with me, and it's now time to wait for me to sort myself out.
07:59And she took custody of our house.
08:01That she owned.
08:03So, you can't leave because you've got nowhere to go.
08:06I've got a tent.
08:08Hello.
08:08Oh, hey, ladies.
08:09Hi, lovey.
08:10No customers?
08:12Uh, not now.
08:12I mean, I've had customers.
08:14Did you make all that?
08:15Yeah, I made everything.
08:16You're having the must-sticks.
08:17Yeah, I made frickin' must-sticks.
08:19Oh, good on you.
08:20This looks really good, Josh.
08:22How many grandmas died for this?
08:24Rose?
08:25Hannah?
08:27I'm gonna do it.
08:27I've decided.
08:28In a hot air balloon.
08:30You're gonna do it?
08:30Great.
08:31Do it.
08:32Do what?
08:33Nothing.
08:33Please, can you just tell her, okay?
08:35She's gonna find out eventually.
08:36Just tell her.
08:37Just get it done.
08:38You don't have to tell me everything.
08:39That's one of the benefits of being divorced.
08:41I don't have to pretend you're interested.
08:43I'm gonna propose.
08:44Come on.
08:45Oh.
08:46Oh.
08:47Well, look, you've already got a baby, so this is not very big news, is it really?
08:52Okay, guys, Arnold's here.
08:53Arnold!
08:54Hi!
08:57This may know that when you say for better or worse, you can only offer words.
09:01Hey, Arnold.
09:02Check out my car.
09:03It's incredible.
09:04This is Marilyn.
09:05She's my psychiatrist.
09:06Hi.
09:07Yeah, this is my mum.
09:09This is my mum here and my dad.
09:11Oh, how nice of you to come out and support your son.
09:13All hanging out.
09:15Have we met?
09:15I'm at the hospital.
09:17Rose is a patient there.
09:19Well, I'm sure this is a very positive day for you, Rose.
09:23Well, I've had better.
09:25Arnold, say this is your first day?
09:27Yeah, do you want a cappuccino?
09:28I'm not good with caffeine.
09:30I have come on my old tea, but, you know, who drinks that?
09:34That's embarrassing.
09:35I love it.
09:36Of course.
09:37Okay.
09:40These are very good caramel.
09:41Sugar spikes you in skin.
09:42So, where are you two boys going on your date?
09:46Uh, I haven't decided.
09:48It'd be good if you could pick somewhere safe, like a safe environment.
09:51Oh, fuck that.
09:52Jump in.
09:53About time Josh found someone to love him.
09:55Anyone.
09:55Oh, come on, Todd.
09:56Please, just be.
09:57We're just hanging out.
09:58Oh, love is in the air.
10:00I mean, we're just going to go to dinner.
10:01I promise there'll be no blowfish or nothing.
10:04Okay, yeah.
10:05Well, what I meant was, I think maybe it would be better if it's not just you two.
10:09You want to come, Marilyn?
10:10You can keep an eye on us.
10:11No.
10:13It's okay, Josh.
10:14It can be just the two of us.
10:15Oh, of course.
10:15You can do what you want.
10:16It's just my suggestion that you go with a group of friends, yeah?
10:19Keep it light.
10:20Yeah, sure.
10:21I'm not that confident that I have enough friends to make a group.
10:24Good tea.
10:30Your son makes good tea.
10:31What a nice celebration for his first day.
10:33It's a day full of happy memories and fantastic tea.
10:38Oh, Rose, that reminds me, are you using that digital camera we bought?
10:41Which camera?
10:42The good one, the one we bought for Josh's graduation.
10:44That camera is so old.
10:45Oh, it's a very expensive camera.
10:47Yeah, like in 2007.
10:49Well, I don't have it.
10:50Oh, you must have it, Rose.
10:51I don't have it.
10:52I don't treasure every minor item that you've left behind
10:55and keep them in a special velvet box
10:58just waiting for when you want to come and pick it up, Alan.
11:01Did you want to photograph the cart?
11:02Because perhaps you can just use your phone.
11:03No, thanks, Marilyn.
11:04I just don't want a good camera going to waste.
11:07Is this for your secret?
11:08No, no, no, no.
11:09I just wondered about the camera.
11:11Forget I am.
11:11Oh, okay.
11:12Although I really can't see where else it could be.
11:14Do you want me to buy you the camera?
11:15No, no, of course not.
11:16I was just thinking that if you weren't using the camera, I could, you know.
11:20I mean, did you check in the roof before you moved out?
11:23I don't have it.
11:24I know.
11:25Do you need some time out?
11:26No, I can handle things.
11:27I'm okay.
11:28You really wanted it, Alan.
11:29Why don't you take it with you?
11:30I barely had time to pack a suitcase, Rose.
11:31I don't know if you want to have a baby.
11:33And yet, you managed to come back nearly every day for weeks and weeks.
11:37Now, is that odd to you?
11:39Is that odd?
11:39Hi, Hannah.
11:41Hi.
11:41Hi.
11:42Grace.
11:42Grace.
11:45You want to haul her?
11:47Yeah.
11:48Yeah, say hi, Grace.
11:56You want me to take her back?
11:58Yeah.
11:58Yeah, okay.
12:04Are Alan and Rose fighting again?
12:06Yep.
12:07That appears to be what is happening.
12:10Okay.
12:11Grace, you lie here.
12:13Do you mind just sleeping with her for a moment?
12:15Sure, I can do that.
12:16Okay.
12:17It's okay.
12:23Okay.
12:24Just one more.
12:27Hi.
12:32Must be nice having an excuse not to talk.
12:35Rose, I don't understand why you're getting so upset.
12:37I'm not having a go.
12:38I'm just saying I think we left a box of stuff somewhere.
12:40Nobody can find the camera or the drill.
12:42I mean, how do you lose a drill?
12:44I can't even remember what happened yesterday.
12:45How am I supposed to remember a box of tools from years ago?
12:49So, what are we talking about?
12:51Love.
12:51Yes, yes.
12:52We're getting all very excited because Josh is going on a date.
12:55Hey, it's not a big deal.
12:56Oh, joy.
12:56Oh, no, it's no big deal.
12:58Alan thinks I stole his tool.
13:00Alan thinks she stole them.
13:01I'm just asking her if she's seen them.
13:03Have you seen them?
13:04Do you think I care about the drill?
13:05No.
13:06Why do you give a shit about the drills?
13:08Because it's handy to have a drill sometimes.
13:09You're never being a handyman.
13:11Because I don't have a drill.
13:12Go buy a new one.
13:13Oh, could you get a camera while you're there?
13:14Why is it such a big deal me asking you about a camera?
13:17Maybe the camera's off my bum.
13:19Would you like to go looking up my bum for the camera?
13:27George, my child for a hitch camp.
13:29You need a new camera.
13:30What will you use our food?
13:31It was a very expensive camera.
13:33Look, I know I'm supposed to be off duty, but I feel like I should step in here.
13:37Oh, bugger off.
13:38Don't bring her into it.
13:39Oh, you're upset.
13:39I know.
13:39Oh, Arnold's fine.
13:41I really am fine.
13:44Why have you started all of this because of a stupid camera?
13:47Why am I the bad guy?
13:48Why am I always the bad guy?
13:50Oh, do you really want a list?
13:51Excuse me.
13:51Alan is a good man.
13:53You would say that, Mae.
13:54I mean, otherwise you'd have to find another way of paying the rent, wouldn't you?
13:56You bitch!
13:59I'm sorry.
13:59Look, I didn't mean it.
14:00I didn't mean that.
14:01Look, I really like you.
14:02You're okay.
14:02It's just that Alan, Alan, Alan is a bad guy.
14:07I'm a good man.
14:07Yeah, everyone's good.
14:08It's okay.
14:09All tops, tops people.
14:11I made candy.
14:12She doesn't like me.
14:13Someone should go.
14:14You know.
14:18You can't go the same way as I'm going.
14:19I'm going to get my baby.
14:21Oh, fine.
14:23Fuck.
14:25Come on, Hannah.
14:28It's the wrong way.
14:29Yes.
14:29Yeah.
14:32I'm sorry about your family.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Yeah.
14:41Tom.
14:41Come on.
14:43Tom.
14:44Hey, buddy.
14:47Tom.
14:47Tom.
14:48Where are you?
15:00I'm in the spa.
15:01Hello.
15:02Yep.
15:02Just having a spa.
15:04Trying to figure out why I'm not better at life.
15:06Should you ever consider all the weed?
15:08Maybe all the weed?
15:10No.
15:11No?
15:12No.
15:12How often are you smoking weed?
15:14Most days.
15:15I mean, every day.
15:17Like, they say that, like, if you do a crossword every day, that that'll change your brain.
15:20Can you imagine what the weed is doing?
15:21Josh, nothing has changed since I started smoking weed.
15:25Yeah, Tom, that's, like, a bad thing.
15:26Like, things are, like, meant to change.
15:28This is not.
15:29Why are you lecturing me?
15:30Why are you doing this?
15:31Just, just be cool.
15:34All right, sorry, you're right.
15:35Uh, I, I need you to come on a date with me and Arnold.
15:40Why?
15:41Because his psychiatrist is concerned that if we spend time alone together that he might freak out.
15:48Kind of like, uh, where those teacher aides would come in and help the special needs students?
15:54Yeah.
15:55Yeah, like that.
15:56But maybe on the date they'll say things like that.
16:01So you met Arnold's psychiatrist and she said that it would be a bad idea for you to spend time alone with Arnold.
16:09Yes.
16:10That is her professional psychiatrist evaluation of it.
16:14Yes, well, not of me, okay, of Arnold.
16:16That's her professional psychiatrist evaluation of Arnold.
16:19You're a menace.
16:20You're a menace to Arnold.
16:22Okay, don't come.
16:23Don't worry about that.
16:24I'll find someone else.
16:24It's just because you're sitting here judging my life, criticizing my life, when, according to this professional tertiary educated psychiatrist, you're a menace.
16:37Yeah.
16:37A menace to a poor, mentally ill boy.
16:42All right, don't come.
16:43I'll find someone else.
16:44I'm going to find someone else to come.
16:45No, I want to come.
16:46No, I don't want you to come.
16:47You're unlikable.
16:50I need to come.
16:51Yeah.
16:52I just don't know who I can wear.
16:54Just wear what you always wear.
16:55My long pants are dirty.
16:56Do you want to borrow my camel chinos?
16:58Is that what you want?
16:59Yes, please.
17:00I would like to borrow your camel chinos.
17:02Do you want to borrow my camel chinos?
17:03Yes, please.
17:05What would you be more enthusiastic about coming home?
17:08I have beef bourguignon in the oven.
17:10Oh, I do like beef bourguignon.
17:17Okay, that's it.
17:18We're done.
17:20Good.
17:20Out of this place.
17:22Yes.
17:23Yes.
17:23Yes.
17:40When I feel bad about where I am in life, I like to compare myself to people who are
17:47doing worse.
17:49Like Joseph Fritzel.
17:50He's really bad at life.
17:53I'm definitely not leaving.
17:55You're not leaving because of boy trouble.
17:58Oh, no, it's not that.
17:59I just...
17:59I just don't think I remember how to look after myself, that's all.
18:04Yeah, it's always hard.
18:06I thought you didn't want to leave because you might miss me too much.
18:11Oh, I didn't...
18:14Am I paying out with me?
18:16Yeah.
18:18Oh, I didn't realise.
18:22Hey, guys.
18:24Hey, Arnold.
18:25Ah.
18:28Arnold, I didn't know you were rich.
18:30Tom, I didn't know you were coming.
18:32Don't worry, I'm really good at romance.
18:34Tom said, you need a safe date, all right?
18:37Tom, you didn't have to get in the back seat.
18:39Yeah, that's where Tom thinks he belongs.
18:43We're going to have a good night.
18:44The three of us are going to have a safe date.
18:46Where are we going?
18:47I thought we would go to this place that's like...
18:50It's like Portuguese, maybe like Argentinian or something.
18:53Yeah.
18:53And they just bring you meat.
18:54They just like keep...
18:54There's no menus.
18:55They just bring you meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, chicken, beef, chicken, pork, beef, chicken,
19:00seafood, maybe.
19:01You know what I mean?
19:01And then you say, please stop bringing you meat.
19:04And they stop bringing you meat.
19:05Well, that just sounds incredible.
19:07Incredible, right?
19:08Yeah?
19:09Arnold?
19:10I'm a vegetarian.
19:12Well, you two are adorable.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Oh, shit!
19:15Jesus Christ!
19:15Shit!
19:16What happened?
19:17Oh, I think I hit a pop.
19:20Oh, God.
19:21Oh, God.
19:21Oh, God.
19:22Oh, God.
19:23Oh, okay.
19:25That's gross.
19:26Yeah.
19:26Whoa, he's still alive.
19:27He's still alive.
19:28He's still alive.
19:29Okay.
19:30You okay, Arnold?
19:31I just don't want to look at it.
19:32Oh.
19:33He is not going to be okay.
19:34Yeah.
19:35Yeah, okay.
19:36Hey, buddy, what do you think?
19:38Whoa.
19:39Fuck!
19:39What a dick pussy.
19:40No, I mean, I did hit him with a car.
19:42He's got a solid point.
19:43What happened?
19:44Yeah, he scratched me.
19:45Are you okay?
19:46Yeah, I'm okay.
19:47Okay, good.
19:47Okay.
19:48Okay.
19:48What do we, what do we do?
19:54I think, I think we have to kill it.
19:58Put it out of its misery.
19:59Oh, no.
20:00Can we, can we take it to the vet?
20:02Oh, no.
20:03It's like, it's like, not in one piece.
20:12Okay.
20:13How are you, how are you going to kill it?
20:14I'm not doing it.
20:16I've killed enough marsupials lately.
20:19Rabbits are mammals.
20:21Okay.
20:21I'm going to run it over again with my car.
20:23Do you get a watch?
20:24I'm going to run it over again with my car.
20:25I'm going to put out of its misery.
20:26It's the humane thing to do.
20:27Okay?
20:28All right.
20:30Just in front of it.
20:35Yeah?
20:36Yeah, you're good.
20:39Oh!
20:41Josh, you're still alive.
20:42You're still alive.
20:42You just hit the tail.
20:43Do it again.
20:44Oh, I'm a vegetarian, and I have an anxiety disorder.
20:47I'm a vegetarian.
20:47Do it again.
20:49Sorry, Arnold.
20:52Kill the fucking boss.
20:53Okay.
20:56Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
20:58Okay.
20:59Dead.
21:00Dead.
21:02That's dead.
21:04Dead?
21:05It's all over your wheel.
21:08All right.
21:08Just shut up and get in the car.
21:11Let's go.
21:11All right?
21:12Okay.
21:13Sorry.
21:14Sorry.
21:15Really sorry.
21:19I think, I think, I think I need you to take me home.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Josh, it's like seriously all over your wheel.
21:29Just shut up.
21:30Just shut up, Tom.
21:31Just shut up.
21:41Good birds.
21:50Nice plumage.
21:51It's from Stuart
21:53Don't read it to me
21:55Unless it's about birds and not interested
21:58It says I'll miss you
22:00Well, that's sweet
22:03If you completely disregard Hazel and her feelings
22:07Let's just get out of this place, Hannah
22:12Why don't you come stay in my spare room?
22:14What, just leave, just like that?
22:15Yeah, why not?
22:18I'm not very fun to live with
22:20I'm not either
22:21I leave the toilet seat up
22:24For no reason
22:26Is that a yes?
22:32Sure, why not?
22:34Oh, God!
22:35I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't do that again, I promise
22:38There are no more sudden noises
22:39Yikes
22:48Yeah
22:49That was not a safe date
22:51No, I'm sorry
22:52Shit date?
22:53Yeah
22:54I don't think me coming helps at all
22:56I'm, uh, I'm not allowed to get out of the car, am I?
22:59Definitely not
23:00Nope
23:00Why?
23:02Don't worry about it, Tom
23:03I'll be honest, I am worried about it
23:07I know you told me not to be, but I can't help but worry
23:10Tom, it just doesn't matter, okay?
23:12My parents don't know I'm gay
23:13Right
23:15I don't understand, what do your parents think you're doing right now?
23:20I told him I went shopping with girls
23:21Is, is that a good alibi?
23:26Sorry about the possum, okay?
23:28I mean, I really don't think it was my fault
23:29Okay, it sort of just ran out
23:30It's okay
23:31Hey, wait
23:34Are you guys not kissing because I'm here?
23:37No
23:38I don't care, like, I see Josh kiss boys all the time
23:42Tom, come on, please
23:44I'll listen to you later, okay?
23:46I'm sorry
23:46Okay, I'll just close my eyes and block my ears
23:49And you guys seriously do
23:50Whatever you want
23:52Please, Tom
23:52Sorry
23:54I just, I can't do kissing right now
23:57But I promise next time
23:59You can do whatever you want with me
24:01Wow
24:03Okay
24:04Thank you
24:05Um, are you going to tell Marilyn on me?
24:09Yeah
24:09Yeah
24:10Okay
24:11Are you guys finished?
24:15We're not doing anything, Tom
24:17So when are you going to tell your parents you're gay?
24:21Oh, God
24:21I don't know, Tom
24:22When are you going to tell your cheeks to stop being fat?
24:24Oh, boom
24:25Good night
24:26Nails it
24:27How does he know I'm sensitive about my cheeks?
24:30Did you talk to him about my cheeks?
24:33Yeah
24:45Oh, boom
25:03Oh, boom
25:05Oh, boom