00:00Do-da, do-da, oh, do-da-day
00:30E-I-A-O, E-I-A-O
00:43E-I-A-O
00:45Meow, meow
00:55E-I-A-O
00:57E-I-A-O
01:03E-I-A
01:05E-I-A
01:07E-I-A
01:09E-I-A
01:11Ah, shit!
01:13Ah!
01:24Okay. Come on. I gotcha.
01:28What's the matter, Buster?
01:29I'm a chicken hawk and I just caught my first chicken. You.
01:33I'm no chicken. There's a chicken.
01:36E-I-E-O
01:40Okay, chicken, here I come
01:43Hey, you can't get a chicken that way
01:46You gotta out-trick him
01:48Now, chickens are very curious
01:50Now, what's that? I see
01:58Now, what's that boy up to?
01:59Better check on it, yeah
02:01Hey, boy, what's going on here?
02:04What you trying to do?
02:05Oh, no, back off there, son
02:07You'll never do it
02:08You're not strong enough
02:09A job like this has got to have a little how
02:12There you are, boy
02:13Your pumpkin is tied down pretty
02:15Got a match, mister?
02:17Match? Match? Yeah, here you are, boy
02:19Don't set the world on fire
02:21These kids coming up nowadays
02:29Don't even know how to tie down their pumpkins
02:31Why, when I was a boy, I...
02:33Say, I never tied down no pumpkins
02:35Hey, son, what you tying down a pumpkin for?
02:38What's a...
02:39Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
02:43Hey, let go of my toe!
02:49I'm a chicken hawk, and I'm gonna take you home
02:51Come on, I ain't got all day
02:53Oh, Mr. Chicken Hawk, don't take me home
02:58I don't want to roast in any old black oven
03:00I'm scared of the dark
03:02Would you rather be fried on top of the stove?
03:07I'm too tough, son
03:09No white meat, just gristle
03:11Feel my wing
03:12I was young and tender once
03:15Feel my wing like I told you, boy
03:17But that was long ago
03:19Now, if you want...
03:20I say, if you want something tender
03:22Get a nice pheasant
03:23Pheasant under glass
03:25There's good eating
03:26Any of this getting through to you, son?
03:29Are there any of these, uh, pheasants around here?
03:32Why, of course, son
03:34You come with me, and I'll show you a pheasant
03:36Quiet, boy!
03:45We're nearing the pheasant country
03:46Now, there's a pheasant's house
03:48He's inside
03:49Gosh, I was talking to a pheasant and didn't know it
03:52Here, walk this down over him
03:55And you've got a pheasant on the glass
04:04Hold still, boy, while I get this vanishing cream on you
04:24That's going to make you invisible
04:26So the pheasant can't see you
04:28Where'd you go, boy?
04:30I say, where'd you go?
04:31Your plum vanished
04:32Here I am
04:33Over here. Here I am.
04:35I know you're around, boy. I can hear you, but I can't see you.
04:38Oh, don't matter none. Go get the pheasant. He won't see you neither.
04:43Nice mannered, kid. Just a little on the dumb side.
04:46Oh, boy. Nobody can see me. I'll fix that old pheasant.
04:52I got you now. I'm the invisible hawk. You can't see me.
04:56I might be 20 feet tall. You can't fight what you can't see.
05:01I got you now, you mintum.
05:03Boop!
05:09You can't quit now, son. You come from a long line of fighting hawks.
05:26There was a hawk at Bunker Hill with John Paul Jones.
05:31With Washington at Yorktown.
05:34And at Gettysburg.
05:35Bring on the pheasant. Where is he?
05:39Take that, you old pheasant. And that, and this, and that.
05:42I have not yet begun to fight.
05:50Okay, pheasant. Your time has come.
05:52Pheasant shmeasant. What are you, a pheasant hawk?
05:56No, I'm a chicken hawk.
05:58So, what's with pheasants? You need a chicken.
06:01Unhook my collar. I'll show you how to get a chicken.
06:04I'll be, I'll say, I'll be hornswoggle.
06:27Come on, pheasant.
06:32Sack him, chicken.
06:33And a boy, pheasant.
06:34Come on, chicken.
06:36I don't care who wins.
06:37I'll fricassee the loser.
06:38Blink!
06:39Blink!
06:40Blink!
06:41Blink!
06:42Blink!
