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00:00E-Cell Wars
00:05E-Cell Wars
00:08What law will prevail?
00:10Last time we launched gangugas get roped
00:14Now we in Saudi Arabia trying to hark to unskibbity land
00:17Pid huts trying to get agements
00:19They gon' sell wars, type stuff
00:21E-Cell Wars, E-Cell Wars
00:23We don't like to sit, who's gonna win?
00:25Justin Mack's sitting, you and Joe Clint
00:27B-A sleepover in the fifth one
00:29Let's fly
00:30Grip a bib, tell bang down
00:31Killers feet drop, I'm a crack, healers dog law
00:33Scooby Doo, Boogaboo, you name Roo
00:35Fighting off the Jews, natives, Americans, a poo poo
00:37We hate women too, Pat God, I'm on this boot
00:40Yo me, Green Bean, Koskara, Rizzen
00:43I'ma coach you in jizz, Pat God out, need ya
00:59Doot go with this Carl Empire shit dude
01:14I mean Doof Empire, sorry, I forgot which one we were
01:17You know, it seems like Doof and Carl are pretty much the same person
01:19You know, I worked for Carl
01:21And then I just switched to Doof
01:22It was that simple, it's pretty retarded
01:24I don't even know who Doof got in charge
01:26He's just not the biggest dick, he's like three inches
01:27My wife was taken into like
01:29His fucking third cousin's pleasure squad
01:32Of three dudes, of three baddies
01:34And she said that Doof's dick was only like two inches
01:37Yeah, Doof is nothing bro
01:39Doof is a fucking loser chud
01:40We can't even say that too
01:42Because all the fucking security guards
01:44Don't even care about him
01:45I have no idea how he did in power
01:47Like once he do him, bro
01:49Is he like jerking off or something?
01:54Captain, the rebel is escaping
01:55I hate me
01:56If you smell no beacon in the air
02:10If you get shot for having long hair
02:15When the women got to dress like fucking stormtroopers
02:21And the dudes smell like shit and expired coupons
02:26You're in Saudi Arabia
02:31Located between the remains of Israel
02:37And the Baltic Sea
02:40It's a good time for all
02:42Unless you're a female whopper
02:43Spit some bars about this shit, yo
02:46In Saudi Arabia, you know the law
02:48Better wear up unless you want to get right
02:51Better wear your cover unless you want to get assaulted
02:54Sexually...
02:57Saudi Arabia
02:59Don't you dig Mitch and his big Mitch dick
03:01Saudi Arabia
03:03We're gonna learn the eduments
03:05Oh look, there's some terrorists, I mean Arabs
03:06HAHA!
03:07Saudi Arabia is so great
03:09We spent our time here
03:10Harvesting grain and scamming people on Alibaba
03:15Saudi Arabia
03:15Saudi Arabia
03:16We can eat pork
03:19And we can't take a shower
03:22But we can have fun
03:24Cause at least we're not Jewish
03:27Saudi Arabia
03:29That's a tattooing but it's actually Saudi Arabia
03:31I love Saudi Arabia
03:32Shout out to the woman and Allah
03:34Inshallah
03:35We're with the big Mitch
03:37We're gonna learn the eduments
03:39I learned them all but we're preparing
03:41We're gonna take down the Doof Empire
03:45He is an evil man
03:47Now we're cruising in our car
03:49Looking for a knife
03:50Take thirteen, I mean fourteen
03:51I mean fucking nine year old girls
03:53Cause we're all pedophiles
03:54HAHA!
03:57Hey Luke!
03:58I'm Benio Safra, hey guys!
04:01I know how much you guys like jerking off and watching for you
04:04Have you ever seen these new princess whaleies, dude?
04:07They are so gone, bruh!
04:08I must have fallen all over to those shits like ten times the last thirty minutes
04:13God, they're always so bad if I sounded loud
04:15I was so deep in
04:17I would never pull out
04:18Even if they were my biological sister
04:20I still would never
04:21You would take fucking
04:23Fucking girth raster
04:24And pack-eyed T-Rex
04:25To get me out of them chicks
04:26Ferb
04:27Check this out
04:33I'm not if you know this
04:34But after I broke up with Albert
04:35I was selected for someone's pleasure squad
04:38Yeah, that's right
04:39On the air pleasuring someone
04:41You know who it is?
04:42Now, I will let you guys guess
04:44But seeing as you guys joined the Doof Empire
04:46For literally no reason
04:48I don't even know what you guys are doing here
04:50Like, did you guys get like freaking enlisted?
04:52Like, get drunk on a fucking
04:54Well, I was doing some fucking whippets
04:56In the back of a fucking
04:57Uh, van
04:58Uh, sir
04:59This is what Wendy is
05:00Uh, but it was
05:01I got drafted
05:02By Doof's
05:03Second cousin's
05:04Nephew
05:05And he said that he would
05:07That we hit
05:08And he apparently has a full
05:09One
05:10Gazillion inches
05:12I'm not confirmed yet
05:13Not confirmed yet
05:14But I was-
05:15On this, you have to start with this one
05:16I mainly joined the Doof Empire
05:17Because I love killing
05:19As the average Indian
05:20I have so much animosity and hatred
05:22Towards white people
05:23And white people are the only one to rebel
05:25Because they're into the way too muddy on me
05:27But now I can kill you whoever I want
05:29Buzzy, you fucking retard
05:30You're so stupid
05:31You don't even know what race you are
05:32You said Indian
05:33With those disgusting scammers
05:35Never went near the white man
05:36They wouldn't touch
05:37A white man wouldn't touch an Indian
05:38With a five and a full bow
05:40Cause that poet infected
05:41Do a clothing of Indians
05:44And were all wiped out
05:46By the insanely awesome white crusaders
05:48Who destroyed them all
05:49And they all picked up and stopped
05:50But we gazed in smallpox
05:52And then we gave their daughters
05:53Small tickpots
05:54And da da da da da da
05:56And then that
05:57Were the kings of England
05:59And Darwarden
06:00And raped every single woman
06:02And then they gave them a choice
06:03Between getting raped again
06:04Or jumping off a cliff
06:05And when they were at the poof
06:06I was waiting there
06:08And while I was waiting there
06:09To rape the dead bodies
06:10Doof signed me up for the Doof Empire
06:12So that's how it all happened
06:14And also I was a Viking
06:16And I was a Norse Ray
06:17And I who met PewDiePie
06:19And I raped PewDiePie
06:20And I died
06:21And then
06:22Uh
06:23Well I'm gonna have to kill you
06:24So to subscribe to PewDiePie movement
06:25And I'm the shit of my skull
06:27And that's how I got it gone
06:28Hashtag
06:29Yep a lot
06:30You've heard
06:31We didn't-
06:32Check it up
06:33We've got Rebels to bust
06:34Whoa whoa whoa
06:35Where do you think you're going?
06:36I to the blood squad
06:37Cause I'm a baddie
06:38I'm not too surprised
06:39They got your chopped eye
06:40Poor armor
06:41I can't even tell if you're a man or a woman
06:43For all I know
06:44You're some crusty weirdo
06:45Who fucking is a homeless dude
06:47And he works outside of Arby's
06:49Uh, sir, this is a Wendy's
06:51So such a protest
06:52I do not care about what you have to say
06:54I want to talk to some deficit
06:55Now that second stormtrooper line
06:57Looks pretty griffy
06:58So I might to rope him
07:00No comment
07:01This is a total waste of my potential
07:03AHHHHH
07:04This, Norm
07:05My ultimate weapon
07:06You remember how everyone's trying to ego-meat
07:08Will forget ego to get fucking blown up
07:10And I've set many different ways
07:12There's a ray that gives you cancer
07:13There's a ray that strikes you balls
07:14There's even a ray that makes you a transsexual
07:17HAHAHAHA
07:19You know, Norm
07:20We rule very good
07:22Just up in the universe
07:23Because I like to look down and nurse with a straight tail
07:25We play up like
07:26As for the outfit
07:27Things will come in time, my friend
07:29Oczywiście
07:31Just Norme and me in the sky
07:34My audio receptors were off
07:36On account of the fact that I was talking to her shoddy
07:38I met on Fumble
07:40Instead of listening to you yap and yap
07:43But however
07:44I didn't hear the last thing you said
07:46Because I had excuse because I had got off the call
07:48After she'd already picked up my pick for Norm
07:51I could've nobody knows
07:53Help nobody knows
07:54He said Norm and me
07:55What the creature would be, Nam and I. So, y-
07:58What did you just say to me? Personally, stop being such a fucking grammar ally.
08:02Totally, me even woo. Rhyme of shame. I built you from breast and blood.
08:06Hours of hardship put into making you to have, like, a human personality.
08:11And you ego me too. I am the dirty, your father. You cannot think of your father.
08:15What the fuck is wrong with you? I am the king. I am a god. I can literally kill anyone I want.
08:20I hold the shark's carnators, and you dare fucking ego me.
08:24I could literally have returned to the scrap. I could have returned to a toilet, and I could shit on you.
08:27I am the fucking god. I am god. Except I didn't fucking- I fought and resist, and you dare ego me.
08:34I am Woodley the ruler. Do ego the ruler. I am the ruler. I own everything.
08:40I literally own everything, except then you ego me. Duh!
08:43Ah! Lobo Locking, I didn't even hear you said-
08:46Alarm. Ah, you're just playing your mind games.
08:50Unfortunately, I might have lost my cool, but that's cause they're stressing me out.
08:55Years of Buddhism have completely made my mind inept.
08:59You can play your mind games. You can play your word games. You can taunt me. You can ego me.
09:05I put a ten to care, because it's fun. It's silly. You know, I just want to improve some yucks.
09:11I'm still the emperor, and I still literally control everything, but I'm chill, you know.
09:15You can talk around. I mean, that's not like I love you sent away.
09:19I'm not gonna say it. It's not like I love you sent away.
09:22But I don't know what came up with me, but yeah, it's not like I cared very much.
09:31I mean, you know, I still got my pleasure squad. I got Cavendish, who's gonna help me start up more Holocaust.
09:37I'm literally destroyed India, so there's no more, you know, Indian scammers.
09:42I've gotten rid of a lot of countries. I control everything. I don't really care that much. I mean, you know, I don't care about them.
09:51I mean, you can try to ego me. You can have fun. You know, I don't care, you know.
09:55I'm a nice, free-flowing guy. I don't really care that much. I mean, so what? You egoed me a little bit.
10:01You kind of tried to make the look for I really care. I know that I'm not a fool.
10:06You know, it don't really matter that you tried to ego me. I mean, you tried and you failed, but I respect your accept, you know.
10:11I mean, I don't really care that much, you know. You know, I'm not going to be worked up on you egoing me or anything, you know.
10:18I mean, I'm doof. I'm the king. I'm the fucking goat. You think I'm mad about someone egoing me?
10:24I mean, it's not like, I mean, I'm sure you, I mean, you know, you completely disrespected me and just treated me like a piece of shit.
10:29But like, it's egoing. It's fun. It's what the kids are doing. I don't care.
10:37Uh, okay.
10:42I know that retarded drill sergeant guy told us to do some stupid shit, but we're not doing that.
10:46I mean, we're here in Saudi Arabia, because I'm going to go to the number one location in Saudi Arabia, the BBL store.
10:53I'm going to get a BBL and then doof will allow me in his pleasure squad.
10:57And then I'm going to fuck those things every day for nine hours and you guys can go to that fucking, I don't know.
11:02You guys can have BBL too, become such frannies, and join the traveling circus.
11:07I can't believe we have to go after this guy named Big Mitch, who's also with Phineas and Ferb.
11:10And by Doof's orders, we most likely have left Ebcy cute Phineas and Ferb, being associated with a dicker.
11:16That's Doof's term for anyone who is a bigger dick than him, because Doof's catchphrase is I hate dickers so much.
11:21Anyway, it's going to be a shame to kill Phineas and Ferb, but after all, Doof is the great leader, so we can't really argue with that.
11:27Hashtag Indians always follow the status quo. Hashtag hive mind.
11:31Physics camp? Yeah, you're better off. Hey Candace, why did you join the Empire?
11:34Don't you remember anything from orientation?
11:36Just are cruel heartless subhumans who are messing up the galaxy, and I am all about law and order.
11:41I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
11:47I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
11:54The Empire is goaded.
11:56I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:01I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:08I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:15I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:17I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:22I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:24I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:29I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
12:56I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:03I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:11I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:38I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:41I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:43I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:45I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:50I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:53I'm not gonna lie.
13:54I'm not gonna lie, the Empire is goaded.
13:56I'm not gonna lie.
13:58quite different they're actually their uncle and aunt kind of funny if you think about it i mean
14:04his uncle is you know named uh lawrence for the fashion of his uncle as being funko wouldn't that
14:11be a really funny coincidence but uh whatever let's let's go on with this i gotta save that
14:16one for later so you know like uh big mitch is teaching phineas the arts of the edumates
14:22peas was talking about this before before i left to go join the empire and do splatter squad
14:27but he was telling me about these edumates like milo and jester maxingham shabie and the sleepovers
14:31and jelkin he told me that they give you special powers maybe if we trade our stormtroopers to use
14:35then we could easily take out big mitch and anyone who had bigger name vic than supreme leader
14:39ah big mitch edumates what are you what are you talking about god come on this is why we're not
14:44that fucking broad to be in the army i was telling master dove that all the women should be forced
14:50to suck my dick or maybe we should kiss on them because oof the idea of a woman sucking my fucking
14:54piss is so hot i just want to fucking piss on broads all day the idea of using a hole or just my
15:02urinal oh yeah so i'm so afraid i got a boner oh my god it's so over best and all i have a boner
15:13right now that's so awkward guys jesus i need to get it together come on get it together calvin
15:22come on you're playing games right now bro this is not how you should be acting i'm gonna do better
15:29don't worry i just kind of fucked up yes sir
15:32oh children that are not related to me i am the great funk and today i understand that you guys
15:39think that being in a fucking disgusting backwards land of fucking towel heads like Saudi Arabia
15:42is gonna help you master being zen or some retarded faggot you're like them but i'm here to tell you
15:45that no it's useless like get out of this fucking fucking place in fact they both you guys can die
15:48brutally in fact i know that the police media has videos blend like us and just brains were sprawled out
15:51all over the carpet good night yo you guys come reach me right now it's pink and is that the only thing
15:54linda that's pink i would know i used that one much better than that he died oh and lawrence
15:58well after that he cut the skin melted off of his bones he was just a skeleton then the skeleton
16:02boncher harvested or eaten and you guys his beloved dog lovesberg he was a hospital eaten by a bunch of
16:06asians that follows the video which is i'm funko here have a dvd of the house that jesus fucking christ
16:12oh my god i cannot handle these retards i'm already on my seventh bottle of adderall right now
16:19hop you just need to shut up fucking mom and you that's not even lords that's funko who both of
16:26you are sped god damn firstly big mitch is a better father fake isn't lords and big mitch is much
16:32hotter than you so honestly big mitch fills the roles very well big mitch is the fucking king
16:38effect i like spending all my day singing out big mitch hey hey hey uh lords even though you're not
16:43lords you want to know what me and big mitch did yesterday we went fishing together oh i bet you
16:48and me were fishing me and and then me and big mitch he taught me how to ride a bike oh i bet you did
16:55that wish you did that but no instead you got nothing oh grangy
17:01laurence i'm sorry normally these folks always fuck with me asking me for a little nibble i got to
17:16tell them that uh i have to pretend to be married to a woman who's very uh interesting looking and
17:20different looking than the average standard basically the one who's fucking shocked and i wish i wasn't
17:22more as it's one of those right to pretend to be more stupid because i rather be blind
17:23tell them that he's already stupid bitch literally i've been having to do this like a week it's awful
17:26looking at you is like the quote of looking at a fucking dead cat it's horrible jesus christ
17:29you're fucking built like a truck and i'm talking like a fucking motorcycle
17:31no i got no uh if y'all are asking which edgment are you using because clearly you've mastered
17:38at least one of them and uh jordan by the fact that you sting i assume you leave everything
17:43in the shower so you also using at least one edgment so please educate me which edgment are you using
17:47yes the truth is a lot more disappointed you think laurence hasn't mastered some crazy edgment
17:50you can't not take a shower in the girls the truth is laurence's days have seen about someone
17:54to these women with the money he gets who sell children to sex slavery so uh yeah i had to
17:56pay him that one hoe just to stand around pretend to be his item he had a pair of 30 bands or a loser
18:00no girls not really god damn it duke get those parts into the machine shut up nigga i'm gonna go
18:07pro for el nasa unfortunately luke if it isn't you started out inside
18:12okay norm on some a la akbar shit where the fuck are my 72 virgins i orders for my pleasure squad
18:24i can't see them anywhere unless they're hiding in there with they'll be tickled out where are my
18:30virgins doof my that is wrong as grammar is fucked up
18:35oh my god someone did not get laid in whatever you robot pants in her eyes go retard i bet even the
18:44most chopped shawls wouldn't even rape you i bet even the teacher wouldn't rape you you're such a
18:49faggot loser you're really spilling your dictionary definition bruh i'll give a fuck i was egoing you
18:55i was listening to porn in my earphones besides you're a fat faggot robot who i programmed
19:02what the fuck do you know about anything fuck you loser next time just suck my dick if you want
19:07me interested but seriously uh give me a bow down dude oh oh my god oh is that you danny oh danny
19:13please would you like to join my empire i'm literally the emperor i'm literally the king i own
19:16everything i would love for you to be charged i love all your music i love your new song dooba dooba
19:19rape a scuba diver i also love your song the chronicles of danny how my dick got told in i also
19:24love your song my name is danny and i raped a child i like you and i want to hear the other
19:26love me on the left i like how you killed paul yeah i heard that you killed paul i hate paul
19:30paul is something talking oh my gosh bro paul bro paul is such a stupid loser right he got no
19:33bitches he was telling me he's always in my head rent free but i haven't even think about him
19:35anymore i haven't even died about paul in years i don't even care about i'm the empire and he's
19:38literally a nobody he probably lives in the street going pound for pound i think he's dead i'm not
19:40really sure i don't really care about paul though paul is so stupid paul is a loser i've never
19:43heard of paul who's paul right i mean i went to the ball and i was just like
19:45motherfucking h you nathaniel b what are you saying how about this what are you going to make
19:48what if i get a feature of you a song and i can sing the n-word first i can sing the n-word hard
19:51or if i want i'm a new world citizen jenny will you please give me a chance of your
20:00i sense your presence perry be prepared
20:07good thinking big nitch i mean you obviously racing one of the arts of eduments and you were
20:18just testing it out he obviously consented and you didn't just rate my beloved pet dog and my dog
20:24i mean platypus and my dog and the only dog i know is that fucking retarded fucking bitch
20:29funkle god he is no game you know he tried to tell me the eduments aren't real but he said
20:35that the only edgment was respecting women and listening to them huh how retarded that so i
20:40sold him i'm chief kick a bitch from the slapahoe tribe and i'm gonna rape him later huh just like
20:45you just destroyed berries but huh good thinking king what's this hold up my secret stupid sex tape
20:53holy shit what kind of stuff could be on here i mean a man dupe sex tape crazy fam i mean
20:59you know me and reness are just shut up that's not even true well i have a sex tape with like a
21:03year to go
21:03what's good uh homeboy yeah you know we always at the flea market you know normally in front of us
21:17sex dolls or playboy magazines you know they ban most of that shit in bitch ass saudi arabia you know
21:23you being a jew i suppose you're not very fond of us being in the middle east you know didn't because
21:28uh israel got destroyed and all of you dirty jews had to be relocated to the middle east where you
21:34guys are treated as second-class citizens that must have been rough i mean maybe don't be horrible
21:38disgusting people who take over the world to get kicked out of every single country and are
21:41generally evil people and you know maybe that won't happen next time but uh was good uh chill
21:48so uh since you don't bet your castle anymore and your five gazillion missiles this disc was promised
21:52me over three thousand years ago yes and ferb to what do i owe the displeasure listen you iterved my
21:57foreskin tasting sesh and my drinking children's blunt sesh to keep my youth forever but listen
22:02i'll make you guys a deal hi if you guys can uh last you know i own new deals i have to save every
22:07money i can get especially after doof took over all the jewish space lasers in the sky in fact he made a
22:12big star out of all the space lasers in all the jeldas we addicted he even took my one dollar and i
22:18may have one billion dollars but a penny saved is a penny earned you know you gotta squeeze on them
22:23just like three tons of flavor three tons for us and us being assistant you blew up israel around a
22:27year ago assistant of all of us you impoverished poor starving suffering jews if i had to endure the
22:32same thing as those disgusting savages even if we were working together with them for a brief time for
22:37the new world order which was going on for a hot second but anyways palestine you may have destroyed
22:43it which is good because we know we don't have to behead all the babies anymore even though it's a
22:46fair part i like to beheading the babies then drinking all their blood needing their brains and
22:49eating their lungs and eating their hearts so i could gain the youthful syndrome which gives me my
22:53my strong and impressive physique as i am currently built like optimist prime but as joe's colors they
23:00differed as our hero is someone called optimal price as we only like getting bargains from the bargain bin
23:06and so my hat looks so dapper you see this yeah i got this off a goosey gang drill and by goosey gang i
23:11mean jew e gang infer but i can see your nose is rather large you have a nice white skin tone
23:17you have a nice hairstyle you must be a jew as well welcome to the family and by the family i mean the
23:21family of people who worked in a rape because you are just young enough i feel it quite ain't a symmetry
23:26dick then you know and i you can't say anything about it because the holocaust happened i the holocaust
23:30happened in 2008 settled our leader is literally hitler he might not care about the jews in fact you know he
23:34fucked at you one time in fact let's watch his sex tape oh yeah i bet it's gonna be real funny
23:39you're not being prox yeah but you can't get mad at me because the holocaust i never thought doof
23:43would have sex as the famous jewish woman and then bust within five seconds so matias had to
23:48finish the job in doof shirts little dick in the corner holy shit wait if we're to bring this two
23:56ape to the doof empire all of the people under doof spell the rise as small dickus and i can
24:00shot the instruments approving love because yeah we gotta do it oh my god phineas inferred by showing
24:05off that a tape of doof are busting up grabbing six this is obviously ad generated as the real doof
24:10inchmores last nine hours with a woman leaving them completely obliterated in their booty and pissy
24:15and don't forget the doof is a massive dick of over uh like a 98 quadrillion inches so we need to get
24:21through the bat immediately well then we just let fake media spread propaganda falsifying our imagery
24:26of our glorious uh oh that was blackface jones and the rapist quite a good band for coming out
24:35uh and tune in uh next week we got love handle here well uh what's left of what he and the rag is
24:41which is currently a spotty but it's pretty good still i don't like him either next it is alien pup
24:51from a very far away far out wide of war up known as china we're looking for a pilot over there
25:03hi alien bob i'm alien bob i gotta be a alien map alien map if you want to be with me you gotta have at
25:18least 48 quadrillion inches or be named doofetshmirtz alien bup i'm actually being kidnapped to help
25:25here in saudi arabia against my wi- uh what are you guys doing in saudi arabia hawk tour land
25:34i'm only here because i heard that uh well clay well my boyfriend was actually meeting me here and
25:40guess what he's not you he's into what he does shoes do with a huge dick he's got a he's built super
25:47well he has a weird red hat he's super pale like he's straight up white he's on ore and he's talking
25:53about the tarded edgumints that you believe in except with him they don't need to work because he
25:58already has enough already oh hold up wait a minute something ain't right red hat pale edgumints that
26:07that sounds like big mitch but that's impossible you you would never go for big mitch he's you he's you're
26:13you're you're you're so out of his league i mean i've soon picked mitch's bean as a not to be a glazer
26:19but he would most likely rather stick it inside of a two-year-old on camera than stick it inside of
26:25you for even a second i mean oh he's got a meat to that body you know if i was like not super straight
26:32i would totally suck his dick well even if i wasn't super straight which i am super straight i would suck
26:38i would suck his dick still i mean i did but that but like for a pleasurable way because when i sucked
26:43his dick it was for routine measurements to make sure that it could fit in another hose mouth correctly
26:47as it fit in mine but it was more of a measurement thing and big mitch told me it was uh helping me
26:53get to the most important edge mint which is the shutting up anyway so you claim to be dating big mitch
27:02but believe me to date big mitch you need to be a certified 10 out of 10 or at least like not a jew
27:10oh phineas well it's a little bit awkward you know i wouldn't say better luck next year but i'm mortal
27:17and she's gonna die eventually so you won't have a next try so number one first advice get yourself some
27:24uh i'll have some moisturizer and maybe some some tissues for the ship if you know what i'm
27:31saying as yeah because i don't know if i need to say we're going up to do space leader tower
27:37thanks for being blessed by the way and we're gonna take him out and that i'm gonna seize control
27:43finally and yeah i'm gonna be tapping it every single day in fact we're gonna risk lives and take
27:50a three-week journey to get up there just so i can hit it every single second of every single way
27:57i have to remind if he is i'm a bad boy because a lot of bad boys girls and want to to wave and smoke
28:02weed and rape people and shoot up the school oh scratch that school shooter one because you know
28:07they're all dead but the girl only go for the uh the football star and i'm the football star my football
28:15star i'm and i shove my foot far up people's ass and then i rape them and that's the kind of them see
28:20nice guys always finish last you helped her move into her house well i helped her uh break into her
28:26bed oh i'm cooking oh who that broke up the beatus they put like this you make her a nice meal
28:35uh i rape you go to you uh you guys go to the tower and market but we go to town
28:44nerd market okay now i've heard enough about my sexual conquests if you know you know yeah where
28:51is all the men say so you know it's actually like that as he is listen listen listen okay number one
28:59don't even talk to women all right you'll never pull one the closer you ever get to pulling an object
29:04like this is probably funko like tag funko is on the most he's a bad boy who beats up women
29:14now i'm a bad boy who fucks women we're on the same level you roughly 10 years blow me
29:21hashtag psg verse interlong big match how could you steal my girl like that dude we're best friends i mean
29:31you taught me everything you know so i'm gonna let it go okay you can fuck her okay
29:36fuck that girl good for me big mitch i know you're gonna have her screamin
29:43oh fuck you're good for me big bitch yay big mitch king mitch could fuck her even better than i
29:49but and that's just the fact i gotta live with all hill big mitch i know ah yeah should have said
29:55me there's already killed to the thing i'm not knowing me and big mitch are going off to
30:01to uh tahiti and then we're also gonna send a clone of me with you guys it's a robot and it looks
30:10like me and it acts like me and it doesn't talk like me so uh yeah have fun me and big mitch are going
30:15me on but but firm we gotta talk about you chopped our hair good bro firm you look like a bomb free
30:21you look like a retardant octopus you look like a hold up hold up hold up i gotta patch you real quick
30:26i'm a alien
30:35The mission is to get the Duke contact
30:40They are going up the Duke ship
30:44Will they live?
30:46Will they live?
30:48Will they live?
30:50I'm an alien bop
30:52I'm an alien bop
30:54I'm an alien bop
30:56I'm an alien bop
30:58I'm an alien bop
31:00I'm an alien bop
31:02I'm an alien bop
31:04I'm an alien bop
31:06I'm an alien bop
31:08I'm an alien bop
31:10Yeah, we should probably get going
31:12Here's my ship
31:14The SS Israeli
31:16Why do you call it the Chihuahua?
31:18What do you think Israelis are dogs?
31:20You fucking angie some egg Nazi
31:22Cause uh
31:23Why can I not see now?
31:24That's where I do
31:25Oh
31:26Oh
31:27Oh
31:28Oh
31:29Oh
31:30That's where he's living
31:31That's where he's let go
31:32Let go
31:33Oh
31:34Pfft
31:35Nice
31:36It was perfect
31:37Everything down in the last of my new detail
31:40Whoa
31:42Yeah, baby
31:43That's what I waited for
31:44Whoa
31:45Oh
31:46Oh
31:47Oh
31:48Oh
31:49Damn, so
31:50Caught
31:51That's all
31:52Oh
31:53Oh
31:55Oh
31:56Oh
31:57Oh
31:58Oh
31:59Oh
32:00Oh
32:01Oh
32:02Oh
32:03Oh
32:04Oh
32:05Holy
32:06Fucking
32:07Airball
32:09Well looks like we got it
32:10Let me use my Stunbrage
32:14Gosh Ferb
32:15Our planet looks so small from here
32:17Second smallest thing I can see
32:19Oh, man, I sure do want my best friend Valjeejie, though.
32:22Oh, that actually wasn't my sedan, Ray.
32:26These things happen a lot more than you would think.
32:30I mean, one time I tried to animate a wish,
32:32cared with the removed cancer, Ray,
32:34and I deleted them with the anal rate for 30 years, Ray.
32:36It's a pretty slippery slope when it comes to guns.
32:40Your friends most likely got hit with my slow torture death, Ray.
32:44Luckily, Buford's fat acid turns out had Down syndrome,
32:47and Down syndrome actually blocks the effects of any of my rays.
32:51But, uh, Valjeej?
32:52Whoa, that bo is dead.
32:55Excuse my black scent.
33:01Grow up, you chidin'.
33:03Stupid spurts, naughty evil space.
33:05Ah, Norm, you know, I've been messing with you lately,
33:07but look at this, Cavendish has been emailing me
33:09saying that his scientists have found a breakthrough
33:12to get rid of purely.
33:13I mean, that's gross.
33:14I mean, I like little girls and little kids,
33:17but, like, I want all the girls, too,
33:19you know, you have to have a mix.
33:20I'm telling Cavendish,
33:21this idea is more retarded than why I like
33:23the idea that, uh,
33:25DRAND MEETS CAN EXIST-AWS, DRIKE.
33:27Ha, ha, ha.
33:28Oh, doofensmerds, doofensmerds,
33:30tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
33:31Hey, listen, my friend.
33:32When you say, uh,
33:33little kids and little girls,
33:36there is no reason to specify.
33:37Little kids already implies girls.
33:39Or boys, because I know you go both ways.
33:41And saying that,
33:43you can work a lot on your grammatical things
33:45by reading a thesaurus.
33:47For example,
33:48instead of saying little kids,
33:49why don't you say,
33:49youbs,
33:50or hold on,
33:52in Spanish.
33:53Yeah, I speak Spanish.
33:55Hashtag, I,
33:56which is actually improper.
33:59The third term is,
33:59not,
34:02you fool.
34:04I didn't say to your girl,
34:05you,
34:05you,
34:05you,
34:05you,
34:05you,
34:06you,
34:06you,
34:06you,
34:06you,
34:06you,
34:06you,
34:07you,
34:07you,
34:07you,
34:08you,
34:08you,
34:08you,
34:08you,
34:09you,
34:09you,
34:10you,
34:10you,
34:11you,
34:11you,
34:12you,
34:12you,
34:13you,
34:13you can speak with the tongue of a r***** 6th grader,
34:18so,
34:19do better do,
34:20do good.
34:22Hey,
34:22laser man,
34:23undestroy that planet.
34:24Y'all weep out your use underwear,
34:37it's time for up one evening.
34:38Get down from there.
34:39Give those to Big Mitch,
34:40he can have any access to mine or why.
34:42Just keep your pods off my ship.
34:43So, Big Mitch,
34:45I've been hearing about this secret art
34:47that Isabella told me about
34:49called respecting women and seeing them as people.
34:51Is that a real art I should worry about?
34:53Silence.
34:53Silence.
34:54You speak of the Tzarkats.
34:57An evil form of regiments.
34:59The ways to use them have been banished for centuries.
35:02Don't know how evil they are.
35:03I had one Padawan who did learn this art.
35:07You'll know what his name was.
35:09Adolf Hitler.
35:10It's a dangerous art penis.
35:12Never learn it.
35:13Ever.
35:14Don't even research it.
35:15It's dangerous.
35:16It corrupts your mind to see these livestock,
35:18these animals as people.
35:20Never do it.
35:21Yeah, respect to women is not a forbidden art or edgment.
35:27Cause listen Big Mitch, as much as I love you,
35:29all that edgment shit is insane, you retarded.
35:31And only fucking stupid fucking loser.
35:35Full cell.
35:36True cell.
35:37Black cells.
35:38Poop cells.
35:39Rape cells.
35:40Fetus cells.
35:41The worst cells.
35:42No, the best thing is edgulmints, none of the best shit works.
35:44Mewing isn't real.
35:45Dress writes be real.
35:46Gooting's are real.
35:47In fact, we're breaking up.
35:48We're done.
35:49You are too retarded.
35:50I thought I'd get by just cause the fact that you have a dick
35:52that is around one to the four hundredth power inches long,
35:56which is actually wanted, so I mean ten to the one hundred billioth power.
36:01Power?
36:02About 100 billion, I mean...
36:04Negative one power.
36:06Yeah, I just exposed you.
36:08I was only dating you cause you had a ton of money and status.
36:10I mean the joint, I'd rather fuck Arabia's than you, cause at least his dick is double
36:15yours.
36:16Yeah.
36:17Exposed.
36:18What do you think, Ferb, a girl like her and a guy like me?
36:22Mario Sir, oh my god.
36:25What do you think, Ferb?
36:27Ah, that's too good. That's too much. Oh my days, Phineas. Are you taking the mech? Are you taking the piss?
36:35Okay, bruh. Okay. Okay, this was the dang good. He can't fail, huh?
36:40He may have actually picked the wrong club to eat up for like to succeed that.
36:44Uh, uh, leave the football before the football leaves you.
36:47Uh, the football's left him, but uh-huh. Within the old eye, you are pretty good, my man.
36:53Are you taking it, bro? Oh, I love it, that.
36:56Ha ha ha ha ha! Okay, but seriously, I don't even know why you'd say that.
37:03Like, come on. Seriously, are we taking the piss?
37:07Things can't go on like this. Oh, they can.
37:11Um, okay. Well, listen, dude, we can even jerk all we got, but you will never test this bill.
37:17He owns you. Things are-
37:19We will be there the day you die. I'm straying on your dancehall, man.
37:22You literally got me. You literally got my girlfriend's door for me.
37:25They can't get on like this, well, I mean, they can.
37:28You must leave the football before the football leaves you.
37:31Ref, there's a card, there's a card!
37:32Oh, we have a luck, of course we'll have a-
37:43It worked! It even smells like donuts in here.
37:46Nice touch, Ferb.
37:47Okay, let's see if it fools them.
37:49Yo, what's good, Doof Vampire?
37:51We got some donuts, because Doof, uh,
37:54Oh, shoot, sorry.
37:56Disengaging tractor beam.
37:59I am Dan Pavanmire.
38:01I am only here to let you know
38:03if I request you guys to keep this space station safe
38:07until I arrive and conquer it.
38:10I am also a child predator.
38:13In 2015, I groomed Sabrina Carpenter into being Melissa.
38:19Dude!
38:20Every day I was on the show.
38:22Dude!
38:22This is true.
38:23Dude!
38:24This isn't slander, because it's true.
38:27Dude!
38:28I rape your child.
38:29Dude!
38:30And I also didn't rape that one man one time as well.
38:33I don't respect consent.
38:35Dude!
38:36I am evil.
38:37Dude!
38:38One time, I killed him, I slapped a ninja-er
38:40for talking shit about my streets.
38:42Dude!
38:43I grew up in the streets.
38:45Dude!
38:45Of Quincy, Nevada.
38:47Dude!
38:48Dude!
38:48Dude!
38:49Is that not real place?
38:50Dude!
38:51I am also the demon from the Dock Dimension.
38:53Dude!
38:54Dude!
38:55Dude!
38:56Dude!
38:57Dude!
38:58Dude!
38:59Dude!
39:00Dude!
39:01Dude!
39:02Dude!
39:03Dude!
39:04Dude!
39:05Dude!
39:06Dude!
39:07Dude!
39:08Dude!
39:09Dude!
39:10Dude!
39:11You're born from Indian, so it's nice to have a full white deck.
39:15Thing you gotta know is if you see these ethnic weirdo minorities trying to ask you for
39:17money or talk about rising up, just give him a little beat with the stun gun or bully
39:21sick or shoot him if you think I'm inclined.
39:22So Tom, our mission is that we need to go talk the doof, and hopefully get into
39:29the pleasure spot, so Tom, let's do it!
39:33Thanks for understanding, Tom.
39:34That's why you're so much better than this savage Indian, reagl!
39:37God rest his soul in hell, cause he believes in fucking
39:41Waka yakai shimga dingga god, so unfortunately he's seven levels below hell, otherwise known as Kelobi.
39:48Oh yes, I agree. I fucking despise Indians, you know, they always wear their towels and they always sing about their
39:53A-ka-ka-ka-ka, ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding, you know those two Indian guys, like those guys need to fucking go to Kelobi.
39:59But I think there's a level less than Kelobi. It's called Ohio, hashtag sigma.
40:03Uh, Gert is doing something smart and it's also dangerous. I'm Gert-ing right now.
40:08For example, it would be Gert-ing to try to rape you out in this bus in front of all of you people,
40:11because it would be smart because they would all join in, but it's dangerous so they might go to jail.
40:15Haha, what's up?
40:16Yes?
40:17Well, I dig a wire like me need some pussy, and I don't give a fuck if it's from rape.
40:21I need us as much as I need black LED lights.
40:23Oh.
40:26Huh.
40:27I can't believe you are being a fan, especially considering the fact that you know I got raped by a sandwich with a-
40:31There's some...
40:34Where's my donuts?
40:35Where's my donuts?
40:36I can't believe that worked.
40:38I feel guilty though. Maybe we should get them some donuts.
40:42I'm only here to help Big Mitch. I just want make a clear hid.
40:46Alright guys, this is how we're gonna do it.
40:48Isabella, you'll be on to the seduction.
40:51Seduct a duf in this chamber while we collect what we're looking for.
40:55We believe that Doof is in possession of a powerful artifact known as the Summon Stone,
41:00which can summon any creature into your vicinity.
41:02And we believe that Doof may summon the new who he found creature known as the Demon from the Dark Dimension to his side.
41:08However, this is likely not going to happen, but Doof could still summon something very powerful or a replica of it.
41:14So you're going to need to go in there and seduce Doof.
41:16You're going to seduce Doof into a bathroom.
41:18Meanwhile, we're doing that.
41:19Big Mitch and me are going to go in there.
41:22Now, Ferb, you're going to steal the stone and run out.
41:23And then when Doof comes out and notices his stone is gone,
41:26me and Big Mitch will fight him in an epic battle for the Edgemits.
41:30And we will use the Summon Stone to trap the Demon from the Dark Dimension for once he whence came.
41:34Let's do it!
41:47Ha ha ha, we meet again, Perry.
41:49Let me get out of my utensils or tools for the job.
41:53Yeah.
41:55About as big as you expected from me.
41:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:00Heat stroke, heat stroke, heat stroke.
42:03Oh, oh my God.
42:04Oh, oh, oh, it's so big.
42:08Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
42:09You like that sitting in the king's chair?
42:12Oh, I love him.
42:14He looks good.
42:15Oh, my God, Norm.
42:16I love Cabalish.
42:17I mean, he's my second-in-command officer.
42:19But holy shit, he's just been a fucking loser lately.
42:22You know, at first it was reverting that puberty shit.
42:24Now he's trying to make it so I can create 3D women with the Summon Stone.
42:29And if I'm 3D women, I mean I can create 2D women.
42:31This dude is a fucking ingrate loser.
42:34My God.
42:35I'm starting to hate working with him.
42:37You know what I'm saying?
42:38Reverting puberty, trying to force me to start a holocaust for women at the age of 14.
42:42Making it so all porn has been except hentai with lollies in it.
42:46This shit is starting to piss me off.
42:48Jesus Christ, man.
42:49Like, we all, like, we all want to fuck little girls and all that.
42:52But, and little girls and little boys and little animals.
42:55But, you know, we want to fuck normal people, too.
42:58Not just fucking children, you know?
43:00But Cabalish doesn't get that because he's retarded.
43:02Oh, I feel like you've kind of wasted my time here with saying that.
43:06You know, on account of the fact that you were just telling me you love this man you call Cabandish.
43:11However, then you called him retarded and ingrate and a stupid useless waste of space.
43:16Now, I'm wondering if you understand the concept of showing consistency.
43:20See, for example, when you're speaking with the plural terms, you don't switch to using a singular mid-sentence.
43:27Come on.
43:28The banking said, uh, I don't know.
43:30Steve has won...
43:33Dobbs.
43:35See, it doesn't make sense.
43:36So I'm pretty sure you mean you either like and respect Cabalish or you don't like him and disrespect him.
43:42Because it sounds to me like you are disrespect him or, as the kids say, preying on his downfall.
43:47You know what?
43:47I'm getting tired of your disrespect.
43:49I fucking invented you.
43:50I could switch on a trauma button and you've lived the rest of your life thinking you got raped up the ass by your old grandpappy on the farm.
43:57I can literally make it so you have an irresistible urge to rape women and then you rape a bunch of women and then go to jail and get fucking killed.
44:03I can make it so you have an affinity for getting cock shoved in your ass and you get so many dicks in your ass you die from all the semen going into your machinery.
44:09I control you, Norm.
44:12The fact you disrespect me is insane.
44:14I'm fine with my stupid whore slut Bob Donner disrespecting me.
44:18I'm fine with all the retards who I rule over disrespecting me.
44:21But you, you're practically my son.
44:24Like my only child because my other child's a fucking whore.
44:28You're like a son I've never had.
44:31And you disrespect me?
44:32This would be like if my real son existed and he shoved a crowbar up my ass.
44:35Which is coincidentally what I'm going to do to you if you don't shut the fuck up.
44:39Well, well, well, it's Perry the Rebel Puss.
44:42Whoa, yeah.
44:43Big Mitch is coming here.
44:45He's going to try to kill me.
44:46Well, I just saw Big Mitch rape you in the ass.
44:48So you're really not going to appreciate the fact that I'm about to dump you in the semen, Perry.
44:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
44:53I'm not seeing her up movement.
45:05Whoa.
45:05Big Mitch, Ferb, where are you guys going?
45:08Big Mitch has a message for you.
45:10Oh, no.
45:11No.
45:11Sorry, Phineas.
45:12But, uh, oh, I would say sorry, you know.
45:16Maybe I'd even apologize.
45:17Maybe I'll need to stop for a second to cry and appreciate what we've been through together.
45:21But I won't lie to you.
45:22The only thing we've been through together is Isabella's arse.
45:25As I went through it more than enough times.
45:27But anyways, listen, dude.
45:29Ferb has everything you don't.
45:31You know, skills, qualifications, dick length, nonchalance, potential.
45:38You know, basically everything good for a past and everything bad you have.
45:42Look, dude.
45:42The green hair.
45:44His big nose.
45:45His, uh, his nonchalant aura.
45:47His big dick.
45:48Look, all these things are investments from the past.
45:51All right?
45:51Listen.
45:52If you want...
45:53Listen.
45:54You were supposed to be the banker.
45:55You know, you were the one who couldn't fail.
45:57You were the chosen one who would reunite the eduments and redeem us all.
46:01But instead, all you did was look like a fat fuck.
46:04You...
46:04I even pretended to want to fuck your girl, Isabella, to test out your skills.
46:09You got cocked.
46:10You said, yeah, fuck her hard.
46:11Fuck her real good.
46:12That was the moment I knew you failed.
46:15In fact, things could not have gone on like that.
46:17But, oh, they did.
46:20You see, then you were getting in.
46:22I remember you started...
46:24I remember I recorded you.
46:25Ferb told me all about it.
46:27When me and Isabella were dumping those up there, you were smiling and saying,
46:32I hope he...
46:32I'm glad he treats her like that.
46:34Now that was the big moment that pushed me over the edge.
46:37You see, before I was thinking, oh, maybe I could trade most of you.
46:40But it occurs to me now that Ferb is a skilled man with qualifications.
46:43And you are a retarded man who is about the equivalent qualifications of a gopher who just got raped.
46:49Huh.
46:50Nuff said.
46:51Split up?
46:52Really?
46:52Just do what you need to do.
46:53Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
46:58Sure, Platypus fucked what you set up.
47:00But I don't know what you're going to get to my enjoyment out of it after it is frozen in pure carbonate.
47:04Enjoyment rape is so childish.
47:06No.
47:07It's an offering to Satan, to an Esau Freeman, and he's got a grandly unlimited power.
47:20Hello, Sir Juvenheim.
47:22Now you asked me to diplomatically speak with all the leaders, so they could give up all
47:27the resources and we could reach an agreement on how to carry out Duslas.
47:30Well, instead, I have created a choice that we were all the women's breasts send us,
47:36so they resemble that, oh, nine-year-old, and they will go back to nine-year-old intelligence!
47:40Except with a lust for a grown man, you've got to admit, Doof!
47:44An idea like that would have to come from someone really smart.
47:47I'm not very tired, but when it comes to my mental item,
47:49Six, seven, . . .
48:04Cavendish, I'm sick of you.
48:07I hate you as much as any filthy money holding 2.
48:12You've been pissing me off for the whole time.
48:15I'm trying to take over the world like a Julius Caesar
48:18Caesar, and all you want is lolly, we don't see eye to eye, we don't even see eye to eye.
48:25I believe when we were on that island, you called me a retort, but now you were on my
48:30dick, cause I got the power.
48:32You just ride with whoever's biggest, you're a glory hunter.
48:36You suck, I'm firing you.
48:38I'd rather work with Decora, cause he smokes dope too.
48:41When we talk about Rick and Morty and Jordan Peterson in the latest episode of the Joe Rogan
48:47podcast, all you want to talk about is Italian brain rot, and how much you like to fuck little
48:54girls.
48:55All these medals I got, I stole from black kids.
48:58And then, uh, yeah, this dude is what you look like.
49:01Ha ha.
49:02Anyway, so let me explain the plan.
49:04I will summon a demon from the psalm in stone.
49:07I heard about him, cause I'm really smart.
49:11And this demon will ravage the entire universe, cause I will take over everything.
49:17And you will not be there with me, or even with Tyus.
49:20You two are both being kicked for the streets, and forget about your pleasure squad.
49:27They're all for the streets.
49:30They're all for the streets.
49:32Be discreet.
49:33All your gooders belong to me.
49:37You will not revert your wordy.
49:39I am the king.
49:40You're a maggot queer.
49:41You're a maggot queer.
49:46The wolves wait in the darkness to strike their prey.
49:49And the prey is ready.
49:51Then several wars.
49:55The betrayal, the power, the gods, Phineas has gone through it all.
50:01Harry was raped.