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00:10Previously on surreal estate, I'm afraid I broke my promise
00:14You're fired. So I saw Megan the other day. She told me you two were on the outs
00:19You didn't even say stay you said goodbye. I love you, Megan
00:24You make up stories about the things that Elvis told you
00:29I'm going to give you more time, but remember if you inspire scornful laughter an eternity of agony awaits you
00:42Oh
00:46Look come on
00:49Wakey wakey
00:51No more to turn off the TV over an hour ago. He's asleep
00:59First come here
01:01Come on real close
01:05Come here
01:11Still can't do it
01:13Do it
01:14Do what
01:15Jump into you
01:16Never mind
01:17Come on. It's time
01:19I don't want to do this to my dad
01:21Luke
01:23He made your mom leave home
01:25If he's out of the picture she'll come back
01:29Don't you want your mother to come back?
01:32Yeah
01:33Then we have to do this
01:35Let's go
01:40Aren't we forgetting something?
01:42Hey, come on slugger
01:52Come on slugger
02:01Don't screw around Luke
02:03Big shot to the head
02:04And then again
02:05Don't stop until you see blood
02:06Lots of blood
02:07And then again
02:08Don't stop until you see blood
02:09Lots of blood
02:14Come on
02:16Better, better, better swing
02:23Good job
02:24Way to go Luke
02:25Are you okay?
02:26Are you okay?
02:39Ned it is
02:42Let him be Ned
02:56Guys
02:58That's a bitch
03:00Listen
03:01We can come
03:18Let him go
03:19What about
03:20It's okay.
03:35He's gone now.
03:39We're going home.
03:50So I got a whole rundown on demonology from Phil, but I should have seen it coming.
04:08Don't be silly.
04:08How could you know?
04:10I should have known that he was...
04:12Your old childhood imaginary friend who rose from a lake to take vengeance?
04:16Come on, Roman.
04:17That's a bad horror movie.
04:20And yet?
04:21Phil said that Tyler had some kind of encounter with a certain type of demon.
04:25In original Hebrew, he was called Sidim Sadak, or the laughing demon.
04:30Tyler laughs a lot?
04:31No.
04:32In fact, I laughed once.
04:34You know, it's something he said.
04:34He got all weird and defensive.
04:37So it doesn't like to be laughed at.
04:38No, it hates it.
04:40It can kill him.
04:42What does it want?
04:43It wants chaos.
04:44It wants to jump into good people and make them do bad things.
04:47So how do we stop it?
04:50We need to know its name.
04:51We have to call it out by name.
04:53Otherwise, nothing else will work.
04:54I thought it was that Saddam Dukakis thing.
04:57Demons have a binomial system of nomenclature, like plants.
05:01The genus and the species.
05:02We have a rough idea of the genus, but we need to call him out by his real name, out loud.
05:08Phil says there's a church here in town, St. Ignatius.
05:11They might have the Book of Baphomet.
05:14What's that?
05:15They're like a regional roll call for active demons.
05:19A lot of churches have them hidden in the basement.
05:21It's a big secret.
05:22Will they let you just check it out?
05:25No, it is a little more complicated than that.
05:28I've made some enhancements to our MEE technology.
05:31He said a demon like this will eat your MEE beam for breakfast.
05:36You'll have to extract it before anyone else can touch it.
05:38You're going to have to come up with something a hell of a lot stronger if you're going to wax it.
05:44My work is evidently cut out for me.
05:46We have a showing in, like, 15 minutes.
05:52That's not all.
05:58I still haven't told you guys the bad part.
06:00Oh, this has been the good part?
06:02Phil says if we don't stop this thing right now, it branches out.
06:05It bifurcates and spreads like a virus.
06:07Right now, he just wants me, but if he gets me,
06:09he's going to go after all the people I care about, the people I love, the people in this room.
06:14Then he goes after the people you love, and so on, and so on.
06:26I hate the bad part.
06:44Zoe!
06:46Yeah, I'm sorry.
06:49I know you're busy.
06:49Listen, I need a favor.
06:55Yes, I've heard of Mr. Orley.
06:58He's the priest who turned gay at Easter a few years ago.
07:00Actually, he's the priest who announced he was gay and leaving the church during an Easter service.
07:06Well, his timing was unfortunate.
07:08Come on, what's a better time to come out than Easter?
07:12All those pastels.
07:14What is it you want, miss?
07:16So, I need to take a look at the runes in your basement,
07:19snap a few pics, flip through that Book of Baphomet if it's available.
07:23Your Mr. Orley has been speaking out of school.
07:25You do know that Mr. Orley works for the Vatican now, right?
07:29So?
07:30Like, the Vatican?
07:32Some serious juice for you, uh, monochromatic types?
07:36Our basement is unavailable to the public.
07:39It's old and crumbling and dangerous, and our insurance simply...
07:42Okay, the fact of the matter is,
07:44Mr. Orley could get the Cardinal's office to call the Archbishop,
07:47who will call the Bishop, and eventually we get down to you back at the house types,
07:51but we just don't have time for that.
07:53So if I can get into the basement for five minutes...
07:56Absolutely not.
07:58Good day, miss.
07:59The Enfant.
08:00Remember it.
08:02Because I will be back.
08:07Let's get it.
08:28Yeah, it's just down the street.
08:37Yeah, it's kind of become our staff's unofficial sofa fort.
08:40So I was wondering if...
08:41Wow.
08:44How much?
08:46All right, I'll give it some thought.
08:49Yeah, thanks, Frank.
08:51Uh-huh.
08:52Bye.
08:52What'd you find out?
08:54Mm, no-go.
08:56Priest decided to play a little game with me called Dick in the Diocese.
08:59Yeah, Phil said he'd be a problem.
09:00He told me about his boss, too, the bishop.
09:02He used to box with the Jesuits.
09:04Likes to raise a glass or two and then looks for somebody to fight with.
09:07A brawling bishop, huh?
09:10Phil thought it would be useful.
09:12Hmm.
09:12I, uh, I'm sorry, so I gotta...
09:19Yep, sure.
09:19Go ahead.
09:20Catch up with you later.
09:21Bye.
09:23Megan, it's great to hear from...
09:25my mom.
09:29Well, when did they bring her in?
09:35It's her heart.
09:36A friend found her in the living room, unconscious.
09:39Did you know she was taking ACE inhibitors?
09:43I, uh, no, I had no idea.
09:46Yeah.
09:46Can I see her?
09:48We have her stabilized, but, uh...
09:51Try not to get her worked up.
10:00Hey.
10:02How you feeling?
10:06Tired.
10:06You need to rest now, okay?
10:13It was him.
10:15Who was what?
10:17The man.
10:20He claimed to be a friend of yours.
10:23Tyler something.
10:26Tyler McNeil?
10:27He was one of the voices
10:28from all those years ago.
10:31He came to my house.
10:36As soon as he pushed his way through my door,
10:38I knew who he was.
10:40What he was.
10:42And he said all these horrible things about me
10:45that he shouldn't have known.
10:47And the awful part was that I...
10:49I couldn't disagree because he was right.
10:53No, he wasn't.
10:56And he had no right to mess with our family.
11:00Look at me.
11:02We made our peace.
11:05We are good.
11:09You know how happy Dad would be
11:10to know how good we are?
11:12Luke.
11:13Be careful.
11:17It's not the man.
11:19It's what's inside him.
11:21It's what's inside him.
11:51Get the door, please.
11:55I didn't expect to see you here again.
12:01I need a favor.
12:05There's a certain piece of technology we developed in spring of last year.
12:11I believe we codenamed it the God Floss.
12:13Auggie, I have 81 projects in the pipeline right now.
12:23I can't recall every single one.
12:27I need a show for a friend.
12:30Yeah.
12:32I wonder who that might be.
12:34In this one case, I think...
12:35In this one case.
12:37That's what you said the last time, which apparently was a warm-up for this time.
12:41I swear, this will never...
12:43Just...
12:44Don't.
12:47If it wasn't so important...
12:49It wasn't so important.
12:50A kid in an attic here, a monster in the basement there,
12:53Luke in a graveyard, wherever.
12:58There'll always be something, won't it?
13:11Geoffrey, bring me the file and the prototype name to the God Flosser.
13:25Project number KVD-1889.
13:32Give it all to Mr. Ripley on his way out.
13:35Cheryl.
13:41We're finished, August.
13:44I can respect you leaving Astra for your principles.
13:49But you never really left, did you?
13:52And now you're asking me to risk my job, my reputation,
13:57everything that I have worked for.
14:05It's too much.
14:09I'll come get my stuff.
14:11Preferably while you're not there.
14:13You really think it'll work?
14:32From five yards away, they all look the same.
14:35And if anybody stops you, just say you're helping the bishop.
14:38What's wrong with the bishop?
14:39He drinks too much and gets into fights.
14:44Oh, I don't know.
14:45Impersonating nuns, it just seems...
14:48Um, awesome?
14:49Um, I was going to say sinful.
14:51And really hard to do alone.
14:58Lomax!
15:04What?
15:09We're going to hell, we're going to hell, we're going to hell.
15:14We're doing this to stop the demon.
15:15It's got to be a mitigating factor.
15:17Come on.
15:25Do you think they know?
15:27I think they know.
15:27We look exactly like them.
15:29How would they know?
15:30I feel like I'm radiating Greek Orthodox.
15:34Oh.
15:36Mrs. Turbys.
15:37Sister?
15:38Shit, cover me.
15:40Cover you.
15:42Sister?
15:43Yes, Father?
15:44Could you give us a hand?
15:46Oh, I really need to...
15:47Just a few more boxes there.
15:51Okay.
15:51Okay.
16:08Oh.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:31Oh, my God.
16:35He's dead.
16:36Come on.
17:06I really need to be going now, Father.
17:08What is so urgent?
17:10Well, the bishop had one of his bad nights.
17:15Oh, dear.
17:16Yeah.
17:17He was at that place that he goes.
17:21Conaghan's Sovereign.
17:23Oh, dear God.
17:24And it was karaoke night.
17:26I know, right?
17:28There was a booth full of Lutherans there, and...
17:31You know the bishop?
17:33When they start talking smack about the 95 theses.
17:36God help us.
17:38That's why I'm here.
17:50Sit, sit, sit!
17:53Come on!
17:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hell no!
17:59Anyway, I really need to go.
18:01By all means, tell the bishop he's in our prayers.
18:05You bet.
18:12Did you get it?
18:12I got all of it.
18:13Come on!
18:14Shit!
18:33Shit!
18:34Susan?
18:45Crash!
18:46What are you doing here?
18:47You kids don't mind me, Em.
18:49I'm just gonna...
18:50I just stopped by to say, like, hi.
18:53But listen, Susan, I kind of knew you had a secret,
18:56but this is my top six guests.
18:58No, no, no, no. It's not what it looks like.
19:00I mean, I was raised Methodist, but I'm sure we can work something out.
19:03No, no, no. Please, um, come this way.
19:06I'll try to explain.
19:10Okay.
19:17Crash, I know this looks really ridiculous,
19:22but, um, you need to know that I am not a nun.
19:27I'm just...
19:28Second to none?
19:33You know, I had a dream like this in junior high.
19:41Mm-hmm.
19:42Luke, what a surprise.
20:02I'm afraid we've gotten a little crossways, Tyler.
20:05Mind if we talk?
20:05Sure.
20:12Look, Tyler, I don't want to lose you as a client.
20:14You're goddamn right you don't.
20:20I can sell your house for top dollar,
20:22and I can get you into a place that you love.
20:25That's what I do.
20:25See, here's the thing, Luke.
20:28You've made it clear you don't want to be in business with me.
20:30So why in the world should I be in business with you?
20:36Because we're friends, Tyler.
20:40And that's what friends do.
20:43Look, I'm having a little get-together on Saturday night with all my friends.
20:47In fact, I'd really like it if you were there.
20:53All of your friends, together in one place.
20:58I wouldn't miss that for the world.
21:01I'd invite my mom, but she's in the hospital.
21:06Nothing serious, I hope.
21:09She'll be fine.
21:11I hope so.
21:12Give her my best.
21:13I'll do that.
21:37You're in luck.
21:39I've effectively managed to triple the output of our legacy MEE technology.
21:43Enough to solve our little problem with Mr. McNeil?
21:46If you can weaken him first, we have a chance.
21:51Okay.
22:01So I need you to talk me out of something.
22:04You know the Telltale Heart?
22:06Bar right down the block?
22:08I know it well.
22:09It just went up for sale.
22:11Well, I'm thinking about buying it.
22:15I know.
22:16It's dumb.
22:16It's middle-aged crazy.
22:23It seems to me
22:24the move of a man who wants control
22:27over a place that is meaningful to him.
22:29Well, that is way loftier than my middle-aged crazy theory,
22:34but damn, I don't know.
22:37I wonder.
22:39Is real estate all I am?
22:41It's what you're very good at.
22:48I don't know.
22:49I thought of owning a place
22:51where people just get together
22:53to have a good time.
22:54Real people.
22:55The ones still breathing?
22:56Yeah.
22:57Them.
22:59It just sounds good.
23:02Luke, I don't know what to tell you.
23:04It's reckless.
23:05It's impulsive.
23:06It's impractical.
23:09And I absolutely think
23:11you should do it.
23:13You really aren't good
23:15at the whole talking me out of this thing.
23:17To employ a sports metaphor,
23:19perhaps it's time for a big swing.
23:26Yeah, it is.
23:29In August,
23:30I'm just getting warmed up.
23:43Hey.
23:53Here to see your mom?
23:55How is she?
23:56Same.
23:57Stable.
23:58I'm gonna keep her around a while.
24:02So what else is new?
24:07I broke up with Hunter.
24:12That's a shame.
24:13We wanted different things.
24:17So.
24:18You have the energy for a walk?
24:22Maybe a short one?
24:30Just feels like the last few years
24:32I've been stuck in a holding pattern.
24:34Like at the airport.
24:36Walking alongside the moving walkway.
24:39Hoofing it along at the same speed,
24:41but everybody seems to be moving past you.
24:46Well, the agency's done well.
24:48That's not progress.
24:50It's stasis.
24:52So I've decided I need to make a bold move.
24:55Or two.
24:56Yeah?
24:58Well, first,
25:02buying a bar.
25:04A bar?
25:06Was a sports car not available?
25:09Buying the heart.
25:10The telltale heart.
25:12There is something else I wanted to talk to you about.
25:20About us.
25:22Us.
25:23I want us
25:26to be us again.
25:29I see.
25:32So,
25:33I put together an offer
25:35for you to consider.
25:37Given today's market conditions...
25:39club soda.
25:46It wouldn't do
25:47for the prospective buyer
25:48to be potted
25:49in his own establishment.
25:51So you heard.
25:54You know, Lloyd,
25:54I've been coming here
25:55for a couple of years
25:56and I don't think
25:57we've ever really spoken.
25:59So I thought,
25:59maybe since we're gonna be
26:01like working together,
26:02we should get to know each other.
26:05I was looking at the bar's financials.
26:07I didn't see a line item
26:08that included your salary.
26:10How much do we pay you?
26:13Enough.
26:16Oh.
26:17Well, I only ask
26:18because a change in management
26:19is also a great opportunity
26:21to make any other changes.
26:22Might be good.
26:23Like hours
26:24or more live music
26:26or local bands.
26:32Anyhow,
26:33if you think of something,
26:34let me know.
26:37By the way,
26:39I asked the current management
26:40if I could close the place down
26:41for a private party
26:42this Saturday night.
26:44Sort of a celebration.
26:46Make sure there's lots of champagne.
26:48Good stuff.
26:49Should be fun.
26:51Lots of laughs.
26:54Do you ever
26:54laugh, Lloyd?
26:57Lloyd?
27:01Well, Saturday would be
27:02a great time to start.
27:03They got the stuff?
27:25Money first.
27:26Oh, baby.
27:40You might want to be careful
27:41with that.
27:42Shit so much
27:42just touches your skin
27:43and you're dead
27:44as dinner theater.
27:47Science.
27:47Oh.
27:57By the way,
27:58if you forget
28:00you ever saw me,
28:02you won't have to worry
28:03about your kids
28:04finding this stuff
28:05poured over their
28:05cornflakes one morning.
28:07So everyone knows
28:21what's going on?
28:22They're excited.
28:23Most of them have never
28:24been to an exorcism before.
28:26I told them to be ready
28:28for anything
28:28and everyone laughed
28:30big at the toast.
28:31Anyone seen Zoe?
28:32No, she's still
28:34at the office
28:34looking for the name.
28:36Oh, that's right.
28:37Is your death ray
28:39going to work without it?
28:41We can only hope.
28:54Zip.
28:56Zero.
28:56Zilch.
28:57Nada.
28:58Oh, come on.
28:59Between a room
28:59full of people laughing
29:00and your jolt
29:01from August Godfloss?
29:03That demon,
29:04whatever his name is,
29:05won't survive the night.
29:07Yeah, but Phil said
29:08that you're going
29:08to need a name.
29:09Oh, come on.
29:10I want you here
29:11for this speech.
29:12We're just up the street.
29:13Yeah, I know
29:14where you guys are.
29:14I'm just going to keep
29:15looking a little bit longer,
29:16okay?
29:16Excuse me for a second.
29:31Yeah.
29:35All good?
29:37Good enough.
29:38Has anybody seen
29:39our guest of honor lately?
29:42Oh, dear.
29:43What if he got suspicious
29:44and left?
29:49We've got to find him.
30:07I saw you were talking
30:08to Tyler.
30:08Oh, get over it, Luke.
30:10No, where is he?
30:11I'm ready to go.
30:13He's probably just gone
30:14to the little client's room.
30:25It's your name,
30:26your name,
30:26your name,
30:26your name.
30:27I'm not here.
30:42I'm not here.
30:42Sorry.
30:57Go ahead.
30:59Everybody.
31:26Everybody.
31:26Everybody.
31:26Everybody.
31:29I can just have your attention
31:30for just a second.
31:32First of all,
31:33I'd like to thank you all
31:34for joining me
31:34in my latest
31:35manifestation
31:36of my midlife crisis.
31:42So recently,
31:43I've decided
31:44that I've been
31:44a passive protagonist
31:46in my own life story
31:47for too long.
31:49So,
31:50I'm buying this part.
31:53It's a place to get
31:55together with friends.
31:57Old friends
31:58and new.
32:10But that's not all.
32:13I've asked Megan
32:14to marry me.
32:16To marry me.
32:20So please,
32:21raise a glass to us.
32:24Our new place
32:25and our new life.
32:27Cheers!
32:28Cheers!
32:28Cheers!
32:29Cheers!
32:29Cheers!
32:37Now,
32:39here's to my oldest friend,
32:42who ironically
32:44is hiding
32:47in my newest friend.
32:51As a child,
32:52I knew him
32:52as Elvis,
32:54the elephant.
32:56The most evil demon
32:58from hell
32:59could ever be
33:00outsmarted
33:00by a seven-year-old.
33:02and I just found out
33:14that he tried to kill
33:19everyone in this room,
33:21but he even screwed that up.
33:24So ladies and gentlemen,
33:33please raise a glass
33:34to tonight's entertainment.
33:37Since I didn't have the budget
33:39to hire a proper clown,
33:41ladies and gentlemen,
33:44Tyler
33:45Mac
33:46Neal!
33:47Karismalic!
33:56Karismalic.
33:58His name
33:58is Karismalic.
34:10My!
34:11Ah!
34:13Ah,
34:14my day!
34:15sir are you okay he's got a pulse he's breathing so what did i miss well well max what really
34:34happened so when we couldn't find tyler i thought i'd check the back you know just in case sure
34:41enough there he was coming out of the kitchen and i thought what's he doing in the kitchen
34:46champagne flute did not look right then i saw lurch what whatever there was something at the
34:58bottom of each of the glasses and fingerprints on all of them clearly it had been spiked with
35:02something nasty i know death when i smell it so we swapped out the glasses and we did the toast as
35:09planned but i gave roman the heads up because uh he's the boss
35:13so tyler mcneil like the real tyler mcneil he's gonna be okay right i don't know crash went with
35:23the paramedics thank you thank all of you and uh you were right we needed the name
35:34yes the devil is in the details
35:38so
35:40so
35:44so
35:48so
35:50so
35:52so
35:56so
35:58so
36:00so
36:02so
36:08this is dr decker you know what to do oh rochelle i was just at a uh work related affair
36:18i'd hoped you might be here tonight
36:22last we can talk soon
36:24last we can talk soon
36:26no rush
36:28we have all the time in the world
36:31shell
36:38i didn't realize you're here i just left you
36:42i thought i had more time
36:58everyone does
37:00i thought i had more time
37:02everyone does
37:04you
37:12so
37:15so today
37:17we say goodbye to a man whose brilliance was never at odds with his compassion
37:23and the envy of his daughters
37:26for all the more years
37:28they got to spend with him
37:32we can only be grateful
37:34the kindness
37:35and the wisdom
37:36that he shared with us
37:37thank you
37:49goodbye ogie
37:54sleep well
37:55kindness in words creates confidence
37:58kindness in thinking creates profoundness
38:02kindness
38:04kindness in giving
38:06creates love
38:07love
38:08always do what you are afraid to do
38:12ralph waldo emerson
38:15even death
38:19is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely
38:23luda
38:25bitterest tears shed over graves
38:28offer words left unspoken
38:31and deeds left undone
38:35harriet beat you still
38:39other friends have flown before
38:41other friends have flown before
38:52and on the morrow he will leave me
38:55as my hopes have flown before
38:58both the raven
39:00never even
39:01never more
39:02never more
39:03the ground
39:06the ground
39:07i can't believe he's gone
39:18i know
39:20what are we gonna do now
39:35we're gonna be good
39:37and we are going to be great
39:41great
39:46hi
39:47hi
39:48hi
39:54see you guys
39:55yeah
39:56stay
39:57stay
40:05you gonna be okay
40:06i'll meet you later
40:09at the place with the thing
40:11love you
40:14i love you too
40:17i love you
40:18i love you too
40:19i love you too
40:29why don't you let me close up
40:30why don't you let me close up
40:32yo
40:33hi
40:34i love you
40:35i love you
40:36it's fine
40:38you know
40:39alright
40:40o
40:41thanks
40:43what
40:45thanks
40:46thanks
40:48thanks
40:53thanks
40:58thanks
40:59thanks
41:00thanks
41:01Oh, you just don't.
41:10Unfinished business is what we always look for, Yuma.
41:15And now there is nobody that I can think of whose business is more finished than yours.
41:26Godspeed, August.
41:29I'm going to miss you.
41:31I'm going to miss you.
42:01I just want to hear your voice so very badly that I am.
42:05Turn around.
42:31I'm going to miss you.
42:38I'm going to miss you.
42:39I'm going to miss you.
42:40I'm going to miss you.
42:49I'm going to miss you.
42:51I'm going to miss you.
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