WCW Monday Nitro: September 25, 2000

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00:00:00This is the story of a man and his dream.

00:00:15It has been my lifelong dream since I was a kid to be the WCW champion.

00:00:21Born in Long Island, Vince Russo has climbed a heights never before

00:00:24reached in sports entertainment.

00:00:26Look at Russo.

00:00:27What the hell?

00:00:27Did Russo not?

00:00:28Look at the back?

00:00:29No!

00:00:30He hit him in the face.

00:00:31He broke his face again.

00:00:33Russo wins!

00:00:34Tonight, Vince Russo returns home for what will be his toughest challenge yet,

00:00:38as he puts his undefeated record on the line against Booker T in cage heat.

00:00:43And I will be one step closer to my reality.

00:00:47This is his night.

00:00:48This is his moment.

00:00:50This is his destiny.

00:00:52I deserve the right to get a shot at that title.

00:00:55Look at the proof in the pudding.

00:00:58Long Island, New York, the WCW champion.

00:01:07So it's come to this 25th day of September in the year 2000, when Vince Russo's biggest

00:01:14moment is upon us.

00:01:15The limousine is pulled outside of the Nassau Coliseum.

00:01:18This happened earlier today.

00:01:19Oh, there's Borash.

00:01:20I thought that was Crowley Howard.

00:01:23It's gonna be a big night.

00:01:24Let me tell you something.

00:01:25It's gonna be a big night.

00:01:26Tonight you go 9-0, 10-0.

00:01:27World title run tonight in your hometown, New York City, New York.

00:01:29Can you believe it?

00:01:30Can you feel the electricity out there?

00:01:3110-0 tonight.

00:01:32Whoop.

00:01:33Shut.

00:01:34Shut up.

00:01:35Shh.

00:01:40Vince Russo tonight in the cage against Booker T.

00:01:43It's for the WCW title.

00:01:45put the title.

00:01:58Oh!

00:01:59Coming up!

00:02:00It is WCW Monday night.

00:02:30And we are in our sixth year here on TNT.

00:02:35Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Long Island, New York.

00:02:39More specifically, Uniondale and the Nassau Coliseum.

00:02:44Where tonight, the question will be answered.

00:02:47Will Vince Russo realize his dream and become WCW champion?

00:02:53Tony Giovanni, Scott Hudson, and Mark Manonow.

00:02:55Mark, you're waiting to say something about this.

00:02:57Can you feel it?

00:02:59Can you feel it in the air, Tony?

00:03:01Vince Russo in front of the time that loves him.

00:03:04New York, New York, the world heavyweight champion.

00:03:08It's gonna happen, and I just can't wait.

00:03:10I can't believe that we actually saw Vince Russo fresh out of the hospital from

00:03:15having Jeremy Forash surgically removed from his rear end earlier today.

00:03:20Well, not only that, he's recovered from brain surgery.

00:03:24What a champion.

00:03:25The guy who had major brain surgery just weeks ago is gonna win the world title tonight.

00:03:29He could make time, Newsweek, New York Times, everything.

00:03:32That beautiful lady you see right there is Vito's younger sister, Maria.

00:03:37What a dish she is, too.

00:03:40Vito adopted?

00:03:42Boy, she is something else.

00:03:43What's the Italian word?

00:03:43Let's see, what's the Italian word for a woman like that?

00:03:46Oh, yeah, tramp, bung.

00:03:48Well, we saw her back in January, guys, when we had a wedding here at the Nassau Coliseum.

00:03:54Met many of Vito's family from Staten Island, and now his former tag team partner to face

00:04:02Big Vito, and what is being deemed as an I quit stickball bat versus kendo stick match.

00:04:09Johnny the Bull of the Natural Born Thrillers and Big Vito doing the right thing,

00:04:14getting the shots in as Johnny the Bull goes underneath the ropes.

00:04:17What we've got here is a battle of former tag team champions.

00:04:21As the Mama looks, Big Vito and Johnny the Bull dominated tag team wrestling in

00:04:25World Championship Wrestling until the bitter falling out on Johnny the Bull's return.

00:04:30Big Vito back from a back injury that he suffered recently, looks in fine form.

00:04:34But I can't see that bald geek beating the Natural Born Goomba right here.

00:04:39Former tag team champions, like you said, Scott, former best friends, former partners.

00:04:43In that time, he hauled off, and the New York Mets would like to see a swing like that.

00:04:47Because he connected, and down goes Johnny the Bull.

00:04:50No, that was an uppercut.

00:04:52He hit a pop-up like an Atlanta Brave there.

00:04:54Come on, he went yard on Johnny the Bull's temple.

00:04:57Back into the corner, Big Vito, who has been wrestling with so much fire and

00:05:02big, so much determination.

00:05:05He's talking about a man who's been impressive since coming into WCW.

00:05:08Maria with him on each and every blow there.

00:05:10She does look good.

00:05:12Maybe she'll whip up some spaghetti later, what do you say?

00:05:15I don't think so.

00:05:15I don't think she came here to the MassDog Coliseum.

00:05:18No!

00:05:19And Johnny the Bull just runs right over Vito.

00:05:22Maybe she'll whip something else up, who knows?

00:05:24He pulled that right out of his ear.

00:05:26I mean, I thought Johnny the Bull was done, and look at this with the kendo stick.

00:05:30Kendo stick and stick ball bats legal, no DQ.

00:05:33Well, it should be noted that Big Vito's back injury came into hands of the Natural Born

00:05:38Thrillers, but you know what?

00:05:39Johnny the Bull has a chronic bad back from carrying Big Vito for all those months in that tag team.

00:05:46Please, man.

00:05:46Johnny the Bull has had his share of injuries when he was developing into a hardcore fighter.

00:05:51He was out for only a couple of months.

00:05:54We thought we wouldn't see Johnny the Bull for about six months.

00:05:57I will say this for Big Vito.

00:05:58He combines the best of Italy and the best of boxing.

00:06:02Really?

00:06:02He reminds me of Cicely Tyson.

00:06:04What a night it is for the Empire State and the Empire City of New York.

00:06:13Two Staten Island natives, two Goombas in the ring.

00:06:16And later on, Vince Russo gets a shot to become World Heavyweight Champion.

00:06:21Let's not forget also, we have that battle royal to crown New World Tag Team Champions.

00:06:26And how about the Miss WCW 2000?

00:06:29Bikini swim suit contest that'll be here in the ring tonight.

00:06:33Oh, what a great move that was by Johnny the Bull.

00:06:36Spitting heel kick wiped out Big Vito.

00:06:38I quit rules, no DQ.

00:06:40I saw Major Gunz putting a makeshift outfit together because she forgot her normal bikini.

00:06:45She was whipping together dental floss and saran wrap.

00:06:48Well, then we'll see exactly what happens.

00:06:50Skin to win, skin to win.

00:06:52What happens a little bit later on in the Miss WCW pageant.

00:06:58Here we go.

00:06:59Here we go, but Big Vito with the rim, it's a stick ball bat, and he, look at this.

00:07:04He and Johnny the Bull, it's swing for swing, toe to toe, in the midsection.

00:07:09And down goes Johnny the Bull.

00:07:10Big Vito relentless on the back.

00:07:12Big Vito touching that time.

00:07:14Just like they did it in South Beach, stick versus stick Vito and Johnny the Bull.

00:07:19Big Vito is playing those shots in there.

00:07:22Come on Johnny, get back up.

00:07:23The welt, you could just see the welts on the back, the shoulders, the front side of either

00:07:28man, and now he drops the bat to try to pound him.

00:07:31Boy, the low blow, the great equalizer in any type of matchup.

00:07:36And it finally took Vito off his feet that time, guys.

00:07:39Now Johnny the Bull wasting time with the kendo stick.

00:07:43Vito is staggered, it's I quit rules.

00:07:45Yeah, you can't give Big Vito time in there, he takes advantage of it.

00:07:49Kicks Johnny the Bull down, Johnny on the apron now.

00:07:51And he's all tied up, this could be a bonus for Big Vito.

00:07:54Because look, Johnny the Bull, he's taking advantage of this.

00:07:57Tied up in the rope, look at that left leg draped and finally came loose.

00:08:01But Big Vito has done the damage.

00:08:03And calling them ropes is a misnomer, Tony.

00:08:05That steel cable, that could have easily twisted Johnny the Bull's knee.

00:08:08Very good call, Mark, and still Vito.

00:08:11Look at this, wait a minute now, hold on.

00:08:12That's Reno, look at that, he's got a kendo stick on his own.

00:08:15And Reno from behind.

00:08:17Right in that bad back, right in the small of Vito's bad back with that kendo stick.

00:08:21He's a natural born thriller and he's coming to the aid of his boy, Johnny the Bull.

00:08:26Reno, no.

00:08:28The only way to end this thing is to say, I quit.

00:08:30And there's Maria, sister as we've talked about, of Vito watching on.

00:08:35Coming here from Staten Island to watch her brother.

00:08:38And she's gonna be hating every bit of this.

00:08:41Wait a minute.

00:08:42No, no, he's got him tied up.

00:08:45And look at this, he is absolutely helpless right here.

00:08:48There's nothing, nothing he can do.

00:08:50There's nothing he can do, he can break the ribs.

00:08:53Maria's up.

00:08:55Maria's up on her feet.

00:08:56What could she be thinking about?

00:08:58Come on, man.

00:08:59She doesn't like what she's saying.

00:09:01I can't believe anybody would come to watch a relative wrestle.

00:09:03Wait a minute, she's coming out with a real.

00:09:05I was gonna say the referee's gonna get in here, but here comes Maria.

00:09:09Maria, and she's coming out.

00:09:12Hey Johnny, you saw it, your boyfriend can help you.

00:09:21Maria, I'm not so sure what she said, but why did Reno stop?

00:09:29He was unloading on Vito and Maria just got in the way and Reno just backed off.

00:09:34Maria!

00:09:36I gotta believe in a normal circumstances, Reno would have gone after her.

00:09:39You're the man, you're the man, Vinny Rue, don't forget.

00:09:43You're the man, don't let anybody tell you different.

00:09:45Tonight is the match of your life.

00:09:46You're gonna win the World Heavyweight title tonight.

00:09:48Feel it, feel the electricity.

00:09:49Do you got it?

00:09:50Do you got it?

00:09:50Welcome back fans to the NASDAQ Out of CM, and this is TNT.

00:09:56And this is WCW Monday Nitro, where a little bit later on,

00:10:00it's Vince Russo's moment in a steel cage.

00:10:02He gets a shot right here in his hometown, Tony.

00:10:05It was last week on Nitro.

00:10:06We were all shocked with Booker T with the baseball bat.

00:10:09Wiped out Big Papa Pump, put the lifeless body of Vince Russo over Scott Steiner.

00:10:15Russo gets the shot.

00:10:16Caged heat.

00:10:17No pinfalls, no submission.

00:10:19You gotta escape to win it.

00:10:20Does he really want to go in a steel cage against Booker T?

00:10:23Yes, he does, because the world title's for the taking.

00:10:26Babe Ruth had his called shot.

00:10:28Reggie Jackson had three home runs in one World Series game.

00:10:32Joe Namath had Super Bowl III.

00:10:34Tonight, Tony, another New York sports hero gets born.

00:10:38Vince Russo, World Heavyweight Champion.

00:10:40How do you like that, huh?

00:10:42Last week, there was a videotape that Smooth Handy sold to David Flair.

00:10:46And on that videotape, we assume the father of the baby.

00:10:50Let's follow David Flair this past weekend.

00:10:53Get away from the phone!

00:11:03Hey, guy, I'm on the phone, man!

00:11:05I don't care what you do, but you keep your mouth shut!

00:11:08Hey!

00:11:10Hey, man, I need to use it.

00:11:12Shut up!

00:11:16There he is, 977 Orglethorpe.

00:11:19There it is!

00:11:20Hey, guy, are you done yet?

00:11:22Will you shut up and just tell me how to get to 977 Orglethorpe?

00:11:25How do you get there?

00:11:26Right around the corner, man.

00:11:27You just make two rights, you'll be there.

00:11:29God, you know what you're doing.

00:11:31God, you're one.

00:11:32Nine, seven, seven, seven, eight.

00:11:37Well, David saw the tape.

00:11:39He apparently knows who the father is, and now, as our cameras were showing us,

00:11:43he knows the address of the father.

00:11:45Who is it?

00:11:46Who cares about his address?

00:11:47Who's the guy?

00:11:48Maybe we're gonna find out where the court of the telecast, but right now only David

00:11:52and I guess maybe smooth, they both know.

00:11:55I think Stacey came from the loose.

00:11:57Good call.

00:11:59You're a master of the office.

00:12:04Jeff Jarrett, I don't know what he's coming to the ring for.

00:12:07Neither do I know the reason for Scott Steiner and Madeja.

00:12:12Well, she doesn't need a reason, and I'm scared anytime I see Scott Steiner make that walk down

00:12:17the ramp.

00:12:18I just love Madeja with the lead pipe.

00:12:20Kind of symbolic, don't you think, guys?

00:12:21Of what?

00:12:22Come on, you're a guy.

00:12:24Thanks.

00:12:25Fairly.

00:12:26I have a firm grasp of the obvious.

00:12:27The largest arms in all of WCW, I would say, maybe the entire world, Scott Steiner.

00:12:35There is no question, Russo's ambition to become the WCW champion did not sit right

00:12:42with Steiner, did not sit right with Jared, did not sit right with Nash,

00:12:47until Russo did a lot of backpedaling this past week on Thunder and kind of talked him into this.

00:12:52Well, he might have talked him into it for a little bit, but it can't sit well.

00:12:56Listen up to all my little slap nuts around the country.

00:13:01Tonight is the night you've all been waiting for.

00:13:08Tonight, in this very ring, a new WCW World Heavyweight Champion will be crowned.

00:13:15A little overconfident, don't you think, Jeff?

00:13:17So to all you New York slap asses, you're all going to be part of history.

00:13:25Because hometown boy, Vince Russo is going to make good.

00:13:28So why don't you all choke on that?

00:13:31Wow, some confidence from the chosen one himself.

00:13:35You know, it's amazing to me that I come out here looking as good as I do,

00:13:41genetic perfection, and you boo me, but then you cheer the New York Giants,

00:13:48and then you cheer the New York Jets, who everybody knows sucks.

00:13:54They look good against Tampa yesterday.

00:13:56Hey, just give Scott Steiner the damn ball.

00:13:59Look at here, I got Jumbo Alley over here, who used to be something when I went to Michigan.

00:14:04I made you an All-American, I made you a star.

00:14:07You came to the Jets, and now you suck too.

00:14:13Well, there's Jumbo, and he wants to go against Scott as well.

00:14:16You used to be somebody, Jumbo.

00:14:19Now he just eats too much Jumbo.

00:14:21That's lunch meat in Pittsburgh.

00:14:22So I want all you New York white trash to stand up and get ready to kiss my ass.

00:14:28Because I'm going down in history as being a man who made Goldberg quit.

00:14:34I'm the man that ran Goldberg out of professional wrestling.

00:14:39Now, wait a second here.

00:14:41I don't know about that.

00:14:42Does anyone really believe that?

00:14:43Yes, I do.

00:14:44Of course you would.

00:14:45And now I'm going to introduce to you, the only man to get out of this cesspool,

00:14:50the next WCW champion, Vince Russo.

00:14:54Wow, what an intro.

00:14:56Just show you that Steiner is behind him as well.

00:14:59Steiner intros Russo as the next champion.

00:15:03Why don't you stand up?

00:15:04Let's all stand up in a show of respect for the next World Heavyweight Champion.

00:15:07And for Scott Steiner too.

00:15:09The man who made Goldberg quit.

00:15:11The man who just popped back.

00:15:12Former New York Jets lineman, Jumbo Elliott,

00:15:15who's always was an overrated piece of trash on the football field.

00:15:18And there he is.

00:15:19I am so excited.

00:15:20Are you excited, Tony?

00:15:21Are you excited, Scott?

00:15:22Russo's the man.

00:15:23You are out of your mind, Matt.

00:15:25Jumbo Elliott, I know, could take you out.

00:15:28He would give Scott Steiner a fight.

00:15:30But right now, Vince Russo on his way to the ring.

00:15:33Apparently, everything is all well between Scott Steiner, Jeff Jarrett, and Vince Russo.

00:15:40It was a week ago.

00:15:41They were all involved in that matchup of Jeremy Borat, the Super Stooges in the ring.

00:15:48Apparently, they got everything settled, and they're all singing off the same tune of music tonight in Nassau.

00:15:54Look at that giant jersey he's got on with his name on the back.

00:16:00I gotta tell you one thing.

00:16:01I kiss the floor when I walk in this arena because there's no place like Long Island.

00:16:09They've all done it right here.

00:16:17Dr. J, Mike Borsi, Dennis Potman, Billy Smith, and tonight, Vince Russo's name goes up in the rampant.

00:16:26Wow, some of the legendary New York Islanders talking about it as well as Dr. J.

00:16:32I'm going to tell you people something.

00:16:34You don't know how privileged you are to live on Long Island.

00:16:39How so now?

00:16:43Because now I call my home Atlanta.

00:16:49Boo!

00:16:52There's nothing wrong with Atlanta.

00:16:53There's nothing wrong with Atlanta.

00:16:53Let me tell you about Atlanta.

00:16:55Boy, here we go.

00:16:58We've got NASCAR.

00:17:01We've got the Georgia Bulldogs.

00:17:05An off beer for the dogs, granted.

00:17:07We've got inbreds.

00:17:09Cousins making babies with cousins.

00:17:12No way, no, now.

00:17:14I've seen it.

00:17:15That's Pittsburgh.

00:17:16Don't let me forget.

00:17:17That's Pittsburgh.

00:17:19We have John Rocker.

00:17:25And John Rocker from the people of Long Island, you can ride our seventh train right here, pal.

00:17:37Kind of graphic.

00:17:38Kind of.

00:17:40So now the question on everybody's mind.

00:17:47Does Russo have the Spalding's big enough to walk out of Nassau Coliseum, the WCW champion?

00:17:58Yes, absolutely yes.

00:18:00That's an easy question.

00:18:04And the answer is, you know he does.

00:18:08I got it right.

00:18:10Congratulate me.

00:18:11Congratulations.

00:18:13Wait a minute.

00:18:14We're not done, I think, I think we've got a response, look.

00:18:18Hey, boy, hey, boy, hey, boy, I got looked back tonight.

00:18:26Russo, you might wanna turn around and look behind you.

00:18:34Behind you.

00:18:37Oh, coming through the people.

00:18:43He's back.

00:18:44He quit, he can't come back.

00:18:45He's back.

00:18:47Oh, not Goldberg.

00:18:48Not Goldberg.

00:18:49Oh, no, not Goldberg.

00:18:51This could ruin everything.

00:18:53You're not getting a cut.

00:18:54He never quit.

00:18:55He's not done and he's here.

00:18:57Hey, B, check it out.

00:19:00Stooge alert.

00:19:01What do you mean?

00:19:02That's not disco.

00:19:03Oh, yeah.

00:19:03Hey, what are you two cupcakes getting ready for?

00:19:06What'd you say?

00:19:08Cupcake.

00:19:09Oh, did that hurt?

00:19:10No.

00:19:11Look.

00:19:12Look, Mr. Russo is a little upset with what happened on Thunder last week.

00:19:19Oh, really?

00:19:20Who cares?

00:19:21Well, I think you two guys should care because per Mr. Russo, you guys are out of the tag

00:19:28team battle royal tonight.

00:19:29What?

00:19:30Hey, hey.

00:19:31You might as well cancel the damn thing.

00:19:33Tell Russo that.

00:19:34I'm just a messenger guy.

00:19:38Come on.

00:19:38Wait a minute.

00:19:39What do you want to do?

00:19:40I got a plan.

00:19:41All right.

00:19:41Let's do it.

00:19:43How about that?

00:19:44That message delivered by Above Stooge Mike Sanders who said that Karani cannot be in this

00:19:52battle royal here.

00:19:55That's amazing.

00:19:56It's amazing.

00:19:57Hang on a minute.

00:19:57All the other teams are in and laying me out.

00:20:00Pain-crushing Yang now.

00:20:01That's Mark Madden's recurring dream come true.

00:20:04World tag.

00:20:05You got that right.

00:20:06I mean.

00:20:07Please.

00:20:08World tag team title is on the line.

00:20:11These vacated title once held by the filthy animals.

00:20:17And here come the former champion towards the ring.

00:20:25The idea here is to get eliminated.

00:20:28And the only way a team can get eliminated is when both men are thrown over the top into the floor.

00:20:35Well, actually, the idea is to not get eliminated, to correct you, Shivani.

00:20:38And also, let's not forget that Rey and Hoovey never lost the titles.

00:20:42That idiot Disco put up the titles last week in his match against the Cat.

00:20:46The Filthy Animals should still be champions right now.

00:20:49Speaking of Filthy Animals, we welcome K-Dawg himself, Conan, to the broadcast position.

00:20:55And we've got all teams vying for it.

00:20:57And I know you guys are still stinging from what Disco did to you a week ago.

00:21:01Yo, what I'm up.

00:21:02I'm just chilling exclusively.

00:21:03But as far as Zack Cranberry is concerned, we got a plan for him and his duck.

00:21:08And his duck.

00:21:09Yeah, duck him.

00:21:11Yeah, duck him.

00:21:11That's right.

00:21:12Well, we have the Harris Brothers.

00:21:14We have Jen Dragon O'Hare.

00:21:15We have MIA in there.

00:21:17Three count members of the Young Dragons.

00:21:20But we do not have Kronik.

00:21:22And Scott, they were the odds on favor team.

00:21:24What a power play by Vince Russo, eliminating Kronik.

00:21:27And what Spaulding's he had.

00:21:29Eliminating Kronik.

00:21:30They eliminated themselves.

00:21:31They suck.

00:21:32If you have insomnia, you won't have to see Kronik.

00:21:35Oh, Kaz holding on.

00:21:37Kaz eliminated, but he, the team, or the H-Pound in the ring,

00:21:42will not be eliminated now until the other member of the Young Dragons,

00:21:46which is Jamie-san's eliminated.

00:21:48He's still in the ring.

00:21:49Over the top, through a table.

00:21:52Good snake.

00:21:53And you know what?

00:21:54Three Counts, they're really popular in New York bath houses, real honeys.

00:21:58Hitting that time was a member of Three Count, and that was Sugar Shane.

00:22:02He's gone, but Shannon Moore is still in.

00:22:04Look at the Misfits, those in, but you know they don't get none.

00:22:07They just go through a lot of hand lotion.

00:22:10Who is going to be the new World Tank Team Champions?

00:22:13And lotion.

00:22:14I knew you would say that, Mark.

00:22:15I knew you would.

00:22:18Wait a minute.

00:22:19My God, it's sleep time.

00:22:21It's time to crash the party.

00:22:22If you had insomnia, you won't have to see these guys.

00:22:25They said you heard what Brian Clark said.

00:22:28Hey, I've got an idea.

00:22:29What's the idea?

00:22:30What are they gonna do?

00:22:31They don't belong out here.

00:22:33They are not in this match.

00:22:34Well, if you get your head set off, you go to the ring and you tell them that.

00:22:37What are they doing in this match?

00:22:39And they go right for the Harris brothers.

00:22:41My God.

00:22:42They've eliminated the Harris brothers.

00:22:44They're gone.

00:22:44They're out.

00:22:45Both of them are gone.

00:22:46Ray and Harvey.

00:22:47Let me ask you a question.

00:22:48You know the shirts that they're wearing, do those snap at the crotch?

00:22:52Look at that down goes, Hoobie.

00:22:54Tony, I just asked you a question.

00:22:56I can't answer all of them, Conan, I'll try.

00:22:59Can I ask it again?

00:23:00You know the shirt that Kronix's wearing, does that snap at the crotch?

00:23:03I wouldn't go there, believe it or not.

00:23:05And look at this, it's- Look at the power of Brian Clark.

00:23:10He just broke Shannon in half.

00:23:11Boy, but Shannon is still in this thing.

00:23:14There's Jamie Son.

00:23:15He's caught, remember his partner's out.

00:23:17If he goes out- I love Ray.

00:23:19Then- My God.

00:23:21What are Jim Jack and O'Hare doing?

00:23:23They're kind of weighing in weight on the outside right now.

00:23:25They're just playing.

00:23:27Not a bad thing.

00:23:27Jamie Son.

00:23:29The Young Dragons are now-

00:23:30Look at Jim Jack and O'Hare.

00:23:32Three counts out.

00:23:34Jim Jack and O'Hare look like the type of guys that hang around high school after school.

00:23:37These guys aren't even in a match.

00:23:39This is a bunch of crap.

00:23:40And out goes one of them I am.

00:23:42Is this legal?

00:23:43Can Kronix do this?

00:23:44Well, Kronix's not legal in New York, I know that.

00:23:46But as far as they're being involved in this match, I'm not sure.

00:23:50Lieutenant Long John.

00:23:51Who's this guy?

00:23:52Who's this guy?

00:23:53Yeah, take the shot out of these guys.

00:23:56Good, I'm glad.

00:23:57Hey, they made enough people cry, this is only right.

00:24:02Good, they're actually selling the mace.

00:24:04Take them away.

00:24:05That is right.

00:24:06Take them away.

00:24:07Good, I'm glad.

00:24:08Both of them.

00:24:10The security forces won the World Heavyweight Tag Team Titles.

00:24:13That's ridiculous.

00:24:14This match is still going on.

00:24:16Not that I've ever been mace before, but a friend of mine has and it hurts a lot.

00:24:20Now, both these guys and I don't mean in another match.

00:24:23Get them out of here.

00:24:24Face full of mace.

00:24:25Face full of mace.

00:24:26Face full of mace.

00:24:27And the match is, the security is attempting now to get running out of the ring.

00:24:32Is this match continuing?

00:24:33Yes, it's got to.

00:24:34We're down to four guys.

00:24:36The thrillers and the animals are all that slumped in track of hair.

00:24:39Whovie and Ray Jr.

00:24:40These guys are greener than an avocado farm.

00:24:42This match is ours.

00:24:43Can Whovie and Ray regain the box?

00:24:45Great teamwork.

00:24:48Double move that tag got by Jindrake.

00:24:50Won by O'Hare, Willoughby the power of these two young men are going to be the experience of the former

00:24:57Tag Team Champions of Kip-Up and Whovie Tune hit a steam.

00:25:01Yeah!

00:25:02Look at Whovie non-stop action.

00:25:05Yeah!

00:25:06What an athlete who the Tune is.

00:25:09Tremendous ability to now watch Ray Jr. Jindrake, reversal.

00:25:13Into the corner, watch out for Hoobie coming up.

00:25:16No!

00:25:17It takes time to connect to the jaw.

00:25:19Yes, yes, yes, Bronco Buster.

00:25:21The Bronco Buster, there it is.

00:25:23No!

00:25:24The nutcracker.

00:25:25He got his Bronco Buster.

00:25:27You're not getting Scott caught a little bit too soon.

00:25:30Did not go out.

00:25:32He is still in it.

00:25:34Moving to-

00:25:35No!

00:25:35Nice.

00:25:36Making Ray down.

00:25:37That's gotta do it.

00:25:41Yeah, no, nobody's been eliminated.

00:25:43Nobody's been eliminated.

00:25:44The animals are still in this.

00:25:45Why didn't they try to toss Ray Jr. out?

00:25:47I don't know.

00:25:48Cuz they're green.

00:25:49They don't even know what-

00:25:50What's this Cranberry doing out here?

00:25:52It's a boy in a double.

00:25:52This guy sleeps with the duck.

00:25:54No!

00:25:55He made it with the duck.

00:25:56He's got, come on into it, come on into it, come on into it.

00:26:01There goes Hoobie, dude, no, no, Hoobie, no, no, Hoobie, no, come on into it.

00:26:05Conant taking Disco, it's a foot race.

00:26:09Disco is quacked up.

00:26:12What?

00:26:13It is not over yet.

00:26:15Ray Jr., over the top, no, he held on too, he's still in it.

00:26:19He did not hit the floor, guys, so it's still going on.

00:26:22Jindrake and O'Hare out goes, no, they're on the apron, they're still at it.

00:26:29Ken Ray pulling out against two men, he's up, he's fighting for all he's worth up top.

00:26:35It's a long way up at the top of Shawn O'Hare, across the top, Ray.

00:26:42They are just beating the heck out of Ray's.

00:26:44That's it, new caps.

00:26:47How about that?

00:26:51What an upset, Jindrake and O'Hare are the world tag team champions.

00:26:58And obviously, Conant had a big part in all of this.

00:27:01In their rookie year, Mark Jindrake, Shawn O'Hare are the champs.

00:27:06Well, coming up tonight, who would this be?

00:27:10Getting ready for Miss WCW 2000, the swimsuit contest.

00:27:14I think that's Okerlund.

00:27:18Oh, it's Torrey.

00:27:20You better stay right where you are.

00:27:24All right, Gene Okerlund back here with the lovely Pamela Paulshot.

00:27:27Is that a beaver coat?

00:27:29No, it's fake.

00:27:31You've got to be kidding me.

00:27:33I want to know why we're here tonight.

00:27:34It's going to be the first ever WCW bikini competition, and we will crowd a winner.

00:27:41Thank goodness to the help of our judges.

00:27:43These are the members of Howard Stern's quack pack, and they will be judging the competition

00:27:49later tonight here at Nitro.

00:27:51Hank, the angry, yes, dwarf.

00:27:55Yeah, all right.

00:27:56I'd really love to see Pamela naked.

00:27:59Oh, that's very, very good.

00:28:00And Crackhead, Bob, you are going to be judging this.

00:28:03You've got a keen eye for the ladies.

00:28:05Oh, yeah.

00:28:05I'm Bob, and I'm going to do it.

00:28:07And don't too talk.

00:28:09I did it.

00:28:10Not nice.

00:28:11They called you High Pitched Eric.

00:28:12Why?

00:28:13Because of my voice.

00:28:14I'm here to see Pam, and it's my first time here.

00:28:18Thank you very much.

00:28:20And of course, Fred the elephant boy, you've been looking forward to this all day.

00:28:24Uh, Ben, you look jewelry.

00:28:26Let me warm your butt up.

00:28:28Thank you very much.

00:28:29And Beetlejuice, save the best for the last, young man.

00:28:32Well, I'll save it for the ladies.

00:28:34Rashad.

00:28:35All right.

00:28:35They're going to be the judges, as you know, for the WCW first ever bikini contest

00:28:40coming up later on.

00:28:41Whoa, wait, whoa, whoa.

00:28:43What a, wait a minute.

00:28:44What the hell is this?

00:28:45Too easy, baby.

00:28:46Too easy.

00:28:47This is the typical horse shit we have to put up with every week.

00:28:50The thing is this.

00:28:51You got a bunch of freaks out here you're interviewing.

00:28:54I got genetic freaks.

00:28:55My boys just won the world tag team champions tonight.

00:28:58There you go.

00:28:58All right.

00:28:59And you're interviewing these guys and not my guys?

00:29:01Yeah.

00:29:02I got the future of the business with me, and you're wasting time with these guys.

00:29:06Yeah, right.

00:29:07Typical adult.

00:29:08Hey, guys, let's not waste your time.

00:29:09These are genetic freaks right here.

00:29:10I don't know.

00:29:11This is why we're off on you guys.

00:29:12Interrupted.

00:29:13I do want to say one thing.

00:29:14Helix, it's nice to see you.

00:29:16Oh, very sarcastic.

00:29:19All right.

00:29:21Coach, Kevin Nash, who has taken the Petroloid thrillers under his wing and

00:29:27celebrating now with the new world tag team champions.

00:29:31I've got a more important question.

00:29:33What was Oswego's whole family doing backstage with him and Pam Balsam?

00:29:37Beetlejuice was dreaded.

00:29:39You guys got abs.

00:29:41The ICP coming out, and now let's take a look at last Monday in a hardcore challenge between

00:29:48that 70s guy, Mike Austin and Vampiro.

00:29:53Out over the top, through the table goes Vampiro to cover an awesome win.

00:29:58This, of course, all as a result of Vampiro and the ICP putting graffiti on his own.

00:30:05That's 70s.

00:30:06Let's talk about, let's talk about hardcore.

00:30:11Testify, Brother Jay.

00:30:13Because of Mike Awesome, Vampiro is at home nursing a fractured spleen or something.

00:30:23Spleen or something.

00:30:24Spleener?

00:30:25Madman Pondo, hardcore JCW.

00:30:30The Rude Boy, hardcore JCW.

00:30:35Death Dealer Tommy Starr, hardcore JCW.

00:30:39Mike Awesome.

00:30:40Who's he talking about?

00:30:41Just like the 70s, you're dead.

00:30:46Right now, we're challenging you and that retard bus of yours to come down here

00:30:52and have a hardcore match with JCW stars, the insane clown posse.

00:30:59Oh, by the way, it's a hardcore handicap match, two on one.

00:31:04But the handicap is because the loser leaves in a wheelchair.

00:31:09That's you, Mike Awesome.

00:31:11We challenge you right now.

00:31:13These guys really are clown.

00:31:14They're challenging that 70s guy, Mike Awesome.

00:31:17You know what's great?

00:31:19They're challenging the 70s guy and Violent Jake had a 70s style promo.

00:31:23It was great.

00:31:23The bus has been washed.

00:31:26That 70s bus looks good.

00:31:28And Mike Awesome apparently gonna accept the hardcore handicap talent.

00:31:33He's talking about an entrance with style and he comes down with the fire extinguisher.

00:31:39And he's dealing.

00:31:40ICP is two on one here with that 70s guy has come to fight.

00:31:45I heard the loser takes on Casey Kasem.

00:31:47Oh, please, get into the midsection with the traffic cone.

00:31:51Yes, the traffic cone.

00:31:52And I'm back, boy, that one.

00:31:54And Shaggy too dope with that aluminum trash can.

00:32:01Shaggy laying him in high and tight with the right hands on that 70s guy, Mike Awesome and Shaggy.

00:32:05The old cookie sheet to the cranium.

00:32:09These clubs came to fight.

00:32:10Yes, fans, boy, boy, to the head of the bus.

00:32:14That 70s bus, looking, as you said, Scott, clean up and looking great and what an entrance.

00:32:20Let's not forget we have seen Howard Stern's Rat Pack.

00:32:23They are here, they'll be judging the swimsuit contest.

00:32:27Uh-oh, this cannot be good.

00:32:29They're up on the head, anything they could throw him off on the concrete.

00:32:33Wait a minute, Jey's setting up a table.

00:32:35No.

00:32:37They're gonna do it, do it, do it till they're satisfied.

00:32:40Another 70s reference, thank you very much.

00:32:41They said that someone would leave in a wheelchair, I wanna tell you.

00:32:45If he throws him off of the top of the bus into a table, he'll do just that.

00:32:50Someone will, awesome, fighting back for all his work.

00:32:55Look at Awesome is fighting two men, say what you will, about, wait a minute, Jey through the table.

00:33:00Violent K head first, crazy to the table and now, Shaggy 2-Dog fighting on top of the bus with that 70s guy.

00:33:09These brave millionaire musicians, rap stars, are trying to eradicate the world of the 70s guys.

00:33:15Wait a second, Shaggy, who?

00:33:17Shaggy was gonna give Mike Awesome that 70s toss.

00:33:20What?

00:33:21No.

00:33:22That's ten feet in the air, ten feet in the air, Awesome Bomb.

00:33:26Not an Awesome Bomb on that 70s push.

00:33:30Awesome Bomb, Awesome Bomb.

00:33:32Down goes Shaggy, down goes Shaggy.

00:33:35Gee, Shaggy.

00:33:36Down goes Shaggy.

00:33:38Down and out goes Shaggy.

00:33:40He's gonna be all busted up.

00:33:41Awesome will make a cover on his lifeless body and it's over.

00:33:46Wow.

00:33:47That's what happens when you challenge that 70s guy.

00:33:52Can you believe what we've witnessed here?

00:33:56An Awesome Bomb on the top of the bus and then he slid off.

00:33:59Mental note to the Jabroni family, Jay mentioned in his promo,

00:34:03that's what happens when you mess with Mike Russell.

00:34:06Very good, Scottie, here it is again.

00:34:08This reminds me of the bridge scene from Saturday Night Fever.

00:34:11Look at this.

00:34:12Shaggy takes the Awesome Bomb on top, he slides off.

00:34:16Down goes Shaggy.

00:34:17What a terrible day for rap music, beaten to submission by the damn 70s guy.

00:34:23I kick your butt.

00:34:25Nobody messes with my butt.

00:34:26Now, still coming up, major guns.

00:34:29We go eavesdropping in her own dressing room as she prepares for the swimsuit.

00:34:34Shut up, shut up, I wanna watch this.

00:34:37You can't watch and listen.

00:34:38Too late.

00:34:39No.

00:34:40Coming up next, the cap and Ms. Jones coming to the ring.

00:34:44What's this all about?

00:34:46Stay with us.

00:34:47This is not Oglethorpe, this is Spring Road West.

00:34:51Chucky Cheese.

00:34:56I love Chucky Cheese, that hasn't been here in so long.

00:34:59Maybe Chucky will know.

00:35:02He's gonna ask Chucky?

00:35:03Chucky Cheese.

00:35:05Either that or get a pizza.

00:35:08He's supposed to be at 777 Oglethorpe or 977 Oglethorpe or whatever.

00:35:13Nothing wrong with stopping for pizza.

00:35:15I love Chucky Cheese.

00:35:18Gonna fool me.

00:35:19Yeah, boy.

00:35:21Welcome to Chucky Cheese, sir.

00:35:22May I take your order?

00:35:23Do you know where Overthold Road is?

00:35:24No, I do not, sir.

00:35:25I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:35:26What do you mean you don't know?

00:35:27I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, sir.

00:35:29You're in on it, aren't you?

00:35:30Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

00:35:32Where is he?

00:35:32You are disturbing the children, sir.

00:35:33Where is he?

00:35:34Where is he?

00:35:35Where is he?

00:35:37Sir?

00:35:38He's in here.

00:35:41Are you?

00:35:42He's on the ball pitch.

00:35:43Where are you?

00:35:44Shut up.

00:35:45My manager, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

00:35:46Sir, Uncle Thorpe is lying to you, sir.

00:35:49What a ball buster.

00:35:51It's called the ball brawl.

00:35:54And when your daughter gets a little bit older, you're the other one.

00:35:56I'm sure I will.

00:35:57Hopefully, David, David, David Flair is nuts.

00:36:01He's looking for the father in the ball brawl.

00:36:02He is totally concerned, and understandably so, with finding the father of Stacy Keebler's unborn child.

00:36:09He knows, but he's not talking, and neither is Stacy.

00:36:12He accused the girl of Chuck E. Cheese of being in on it.

00:36:16I got a feeling when he gets to Opal Court Road, you don't know who is in on it.

00:36:20But who, who is on Opal Court?

00:36:23And who is this guy?

00:36:24And why didn't he just come at it?

00:36:25Are we gonna find out during this program who the father of Stacy Keebler's unborn baby is?

00:36:32David should look that hard for the player.

00:36:34Okay, cut that music off.

00:36:39I'm glad to be here in New York tonight, but I'm here for one reason.

00:36:43Russo, I'm gonna make it easy so Booker T can kill your ass tonight.

00:36:49Wow, that's not fair.

00:36:52And before I go, I want to tell you something, Mark, man.

00:36:55I hate your fat ass.

00:36:57Well, not a lot of room for interpretation there.

00:37:00Now, I'm gonna tell you Russo tonight in that cage match, if any one of your three Stooges come near that ring tonight, we talking about big stupid Nash, big dumb pop-a-pop, and that redneck hillbilly, Jeff Jarrett, little slap nuts.

00:37:19If either one of these three Stooges will come near that ring, I'm gonna fire all of them.

00:37:24Wow, hang on.

00:37:25And now I'm gonna tell you why.

00:37:26No way, no way.

00:37:27Because I have spoken.

00:37:29Head flips for everybody.

00:37:31That's ridiculous.

00:37:32He may have spoken, but with that mouth full of marbles, I can't understand the word he said.

00:37:36Did he say he's gonna fire all those guys?

00:37:38If they get involved, that's gotta be Russo's plan.

00:37:41Wait a minute, hang on a minute.

00:37:42That's above average Mike Sanders coming out here about with a ball bat.

00:37:47Super stooge himself.

00:37:49Only one level below Jeremy Borash, Mike Sanders with a ball bat and a bike.

00:37:53Mike Sanders is a major talent, shut up.

00:37:55The major stooge.

00:37:57One notch above Borash.

00:38:01Did somebody say natural born thrillers?

00:38:06No, no, I said natural born raiding killers.

00:38:12Wow, that's not funny.

00:38:14Listen up, cupcake.

00:38:16It's true.

00:38:17Cupcake, cupcake.

00:38:22I don't know if you know this, but Mr. Russo has a very important match tonight.

00:38:31We've heard.

00:38:32Now, I've taken it upon myself personally to see that you don't screw it up like you do

00:38:41everything else.

00:38:43He does, Cisco screws everything up.

00:38:47Cisco?

00:38:48Let's not forget.

00:38:51What did you say?

00:38:52That Goldberg is here somewhere.

00:38:55They're chanting for Mike Sanders, they love this kid.

00:39:00Goldberg, that's right, he is here.

00:39:02What the hell did you say?

00:39:05We said Goldberg was here.

00:39:06It's only a two hour show Sanders, get to the point.

00:39:11Now listen up.

00:39:13I don't like the decision that you just made, so I'm gonna negotiate a little bit.

00:39:18I'm gonna give you exactly five seconds to rethink that and carry your no talent ass straight to

00:39:26the back, Commish.

00:39:27Now I have spoken.

00:39:29What position is he in to negotiate?

00:39:31He blocked it, he blocked it.

00:39:34Hey, hey, hey.

00:39:35The cat goes out in the chest.

00:39:40Mike Sanders came in to negotiate.

00:39:42Now the cat's in trouble, now the cat's in trouble.

00:39:44Spay the cat, spay the cat.

00:39:46Coach is here.

00:39:47You're not kidding, Coach Kevin and the Thriller's with him.

00:39:52What an impressive sight that is.

00:39:54Coach, the coach has all his troops around him.

00:40:00By the way, don't forget, call him Mr. Nash or Coach Nash, but never just Nash.

00:40:05Was he trying to play on a piece of paper?

00:40:07What's he doing?

00:40:08He's pointing towards the ring or getting the ball.

00:40:11There goes Palumbo, and here they all come.

00:40:14Wow, the cat is trapped, but he's standing tall.

00:40:18Palumbo stays here.

00:40:21He's taking them all along, the cat, look at the commissioner.

00:40:25Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:40:31Above average hitting.

00:40:33Rolling the dice from Reno.

00:40:35That's it, that left him out, look at the coach.

00:40:37Coach Nash, another victory.

00:40:39Look how proud he is standing on the sidelines watching his team

00:40:43obliterate the leader of WCW.

00:40:45It's a commissioner.

00:40:47Kick him, kick him, kick him like a cat.

00:40:50Gets a mugging.

00:40:51Go coach.

00:40:52Kevin, the only thing he needs now is a roll-up newspaper.

00:40:56He looks just like John Wooden of UCLA.

00:40:59Look at his team.

00:41:01Camry the cat immersively.

00:41:05The cat just doing his job.

00:41:06Making a good call, I think.

00:41:08Coming up next.

00:41:11Girlfriend, you look fabulous.

00:41:13Can I help you?

00:41:13It's good.

00:41:14I mean, other girls should have stayed at home,

00:41:16because they are no match for us.

00:41:17One of us.

00:41:18Open the ropes.

00:41:19Open the ropes.

00:41:20Who's going to be Miss W?

00:41:23All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Nassau County Coliseum.

00:41:28And tonight, New York and the World, the first ever WCW Bikini Competition.

00:41:36Our judges, by the way, very familiar to you folks here are members of Howard Stern's

00:41:45Whack Pack.

00:41:46We talked to them earlier on.

00:41:48I'm certain they're going to have a keen eye, and the girls look to me,

00:41:52pound of the paw shock, like they're ready to roll.

00:41:55They look stunning.

00:41:56You know it's chilly out here, but the girls are going to heat things up.

00:41:59I saw them in the back room.

00:42:00All right, with that, here they come.

00:42:03First of all, the members of the Whack Pack, Crackhead Bob,

00:42:09followed by Fred the Elephant Man, High Pitch Derrick.

00:42:14Elephant boy, idiot.

00:42:17Close enough.

00:42:17And Beetlejuice.

00:42:22Once again, Beetlejuice said it.

00:42:23What happened to Hank?

00:42:27We're missing one of them.

00:42:29What great MCs, that trampin' or sugar daddy?

00:42:31Here we go.

00:42:33Hank the Angry Dwarf.

00:42:35By the way, jollydwarf.com is on that site.

00:42:38Probably is jollydwarf.com in the backstage area.

00:42:42You know, Hank may be out there.

00:42:44Gee, may have missed him.

00:42:45Hiding behind Beetlejuice.

00:42:51There's Hank.

00:42:52Here comes Hank.

00:42:53What is in that bottle?

00:42:59Come on, Hank.

00:43:00Hank, make some time with Tych.

00:43:02Tych looks spectacular, doesn't he?

00:43:04Hank's head is at the right level for this contest.

00:43:06All right, with our judges in place tonight, let me introduce to you the contestants.

00:43:12Ladies and gentlemen, you know her as one of the exciting Nitro Girls.

00:43:18Korea's loss is our gain.

00:43:21Please welcome the lovely and attractive Shea.

00:43:27She is both of those.

00:43:29Shut up and let her take it off, Hudson.

00:43:32Not stopping her.

00:43:33Get Hank in the ring.

00:43:36Hank can barely find the ring.

00:43:38Crackhead Bob letting her in.

00:43:39Wait a minute.

00:43:40Or is that Hank he's letting in?

00:43:42Helping Hank in.

00:43:43Okay.

00:43:43Come on.

00:43:44Here's a beautiful woman behind Crackhead Bob.

00:43:46He looks for Hank.

00:43:47His shoes on, Ty, but I don't think that's going to make a whole lot of difference.

00:43:50We're not looking at the shoes.

00:43:51No.

00:43:52Oh, come on, Hank.

00:43:53Please.

00:43:54Whoa.

00:43:55Today, while we're young.

00:43:58The next young lady hails from Philadelphia.

00:44:02She spends time with the 76ers.

00:44:05Break my heart.

00:44:06Give it up for the lovely and talented Chiquita.

00:44:11Well, I like Chase so far.

00:44:13Chase is the winner right now.

00:44:14Hold it.

00:44:15Let's look at Chiquita here.

00:44:16Chiquita, one of the Nitro Girls.

00:44:18Up next, the lady that won the title of Miss Galaxy.

00:44:22You know her very well.

00:44:23She's spending time these days with the franchise.

00:44:27Shane Douglas, the lovely and torrid Tori Wilson.

00:44:34There's your winner.

00:44:35Right there is your winner.

00:44:36There is your winner.

00:44:38Oh, the silver and black attack.

00:44:39Everyone's been your winner, man.

00:44:41Holy smokes.

00:44:42Steaming up my glass.

00:44:43My love is like a tire iron right now.

00:44:46Next up, a young lady that is spending her time these days with the filthy animals.

00:44:50Here's our girl.

00:44:51She has a patented finish move that is known as a face full of stuff.

00:44:57A face full of stuff.

00:44:58Here's your winner right there.

00:45:00Please welcome Tigress.

00:45:02Let's see an eye full of stuff, baby.

00:45:04Whoa, whoa.

00:45:05Wait a minute.

00:45:05What is this?

00:45:07She has just called upon our next contestant, Paisley.

00:45:10Paisley.

00:45:11These two, by the way, won the natural division early in the day.

00:45:15Oh, my God.

00:45:17Oh, no silicone there, but a lot of stuff.

00:45:19Oh, my Lord.

00:45:23They're your winners.

00:45:24They're your winners.

00:45:25Make up your mind.

00:45:28Next up.

00:45:29Oh, wait a minute.

00:45:29Hang on a minute.

00:45:30A young lady that is known as the mistress of domination.

00:45:35And taking a look at these faces out here, I think she could dominate all of us.

00:45:39Please, ladies and gentlemen, welcome Leia Miao.

00:45:44Oh, my Lord.

00:45:46She love you long time, Joe.

00:45:49Look at her.

00:45:50I'd like to say hello to my wife back home.

00:45:54You know, she's danced before, I can tell.

00:45:58Gives a new meaning to the word whip it up.

00:46:01It does?

00:46:03Finally.

00:46:03Yeah, yeah.

00:46:04A lady that at one time was with the Misfits in action.

00:46:07And now, perhaps against her will, is part of Team Canada.

00:46:13She is major league all the way.

00:46:15She is major guns.

00:46:19No, seriously.

00:46:19I mean it right here.

00:46:21Here's your winner.

00:46:22The Canadian mountain range, major guns.

00:46:24That's your winner.

00:46:25Oh, wait a minute.

00:46:26Oh, she's playing with the judges here.

00:46:28Judges, I know this is going to be-

00:46:30I heard she's going to do another good decision.

00:46:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:46:35Oh, tell me he's not in the contest.

00:46:37I don't know.

00:46:37Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

00:46:39Hey, hey, I like Hacker.

00:46:40Let's get that.

00:46:40Wait, that's a red, white, blue bikini.

00:46:42What's that?

00:46:43What's she doing?

00:46:44She's not an American anymore.

00:46:46Yes, she's always been an American.

00:46:48Make her take that off right now.

00:46:50Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

00:46:52What is the meaning of this, this competition?

00:46:54Hold it right now, Gene.

00:46:56I thought he was going to take his shirt off, please.

00:46:59Canada!

00:47:00Shut your mouth!

00:47:03Major guns, front and center.

00:47:07I'll say.

00:47:07Front and center.

00:47:09What do you think you're doing out here,

00:47:11disgracing our country, Canada?

00:47:15I don't want to be a Canadian.

00:47:16I don't want to hear it.

00:47:18Showing your body in front of all these degenerates.

00:47:21Well, we're not going to have it.

00:47:25I am American made, and I am going to stay in my wrestling room.

00:47:28I said shut your mouth, Lynn!

00:47:32Yeah, easy, Hacksaw, please.

00:47:34Hacksaw's gone nuts.

00:47:36Cover up and get back to the dressing room.

00:47:39We've got something for you to do.

00:47:41I'm going to chase him the competition.

00:47:42You don't want to hear, Oakland.

00:47:44She's got something to do.

00:47:45I think she had a good chance of winning.

00:47:48Come on, Duggan.

00:47:49What a killjoy.

00:47:50He's coming up with a Canadian flag.

00:47:52She was going to win, too.

00:47:53I could feel it, so to speak.

00:47:55You know what, though?

00:47:56She's not American made.

00:47:57She's silicone.

00:47:58This is not right at all.

00:47:59It's really not.

00:48:00Oh, please.

00:48:01She had a great chance in this.

00:48:02Major guns.

00:48:04Well, she's taking the flag off.

00:48:07She threw the flag off.

00:48:08The wrong one.

00:48:09Wait.

00:48:10She should take off the American stuff.

00:48:11Get naked and put the flag on.

00:48:13How's that sound?

00:48:14Tony, Scott, and Mark, we're going to proceed, please,

00:48:17with anti-services on one of our contestants' major guns.

00:48:22So she now cannot win.

00:48:23What a disappointment, Crackhead Bob.

00:48:25What's going on with that?

00:48:26Is it that?

00:48:27I wish I had an answer for you.

00:48:29What do you say?

00:48:29Hank, you got it together.

00:48:32We need to take a look here at what's going on.

00:48:35And the five of you are going to have to cast your vote

00:48:38for the winner of the contest.

00:48:40The Wack Pack judges the Wack Pack.

00:48:41It's kind of a warm, warm night here in New York.

00:48:45You know, speaking of warm, we're getting really hot, too, Jane.

00:48:48But these girls look absolutely amazing.

00:48:51They do look absolutely amazing.

00:48:52I wonder who they're going to pick.

00:48:55Who are they going to pick?

00:48:56The Beetlejuice there is sitting back.

00:48:58You're going to have to vote here pretty quick.

00:48:59Are you ready?

00:49:00Very ready.

00:49:01That's what I thought.

00:49:02I don't know.

00:49:03It is getting a little warm.

00:49:05Okay.

00:49:06We've got Leia Meow, Paisley, Tigress.

00:49:09Whoa!

00:49:10What?

00:49:11Oh, my.

00:49:12Hey!

00:49:13Whoa!

00:49:14I didn't realize you were in the contest.

00:49:16I'm not, Jane.

00:49:17You're not in the contest?

00:49:19No.

00:49:19I'm just really hot.

00:49:21You're not kidding.

00:49:21She is.

00:49:22Oh, well, gentlemen, I don't know.

00:49:25Somebody hose Jean off.

00:49:26Here we go.

00:49:26You're going to have to vote.

00:49:28Do we have Fred?

00:49:29Between her and T-top and Jean's head.

00:49:30She's the winner!

00:49:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:49:32She's not in the contest.

00:49:33What do you think?

00:49:37She's the winner!

00:49:38Oh, wow.

00:49:39What do you think, Hank?

00:49:40My dad.

00:49:41Well, she's not even in the contest.

00:49:43Three books.

00:49:44Apparently, you're the winner.

00:49:45It's a mutiny.

00:49:46Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry.

00:49:48Like it or not, we lost one and we gained one.

00:49:51Here is your brand new WCW Bikini Champion, Pamela Poza.

00:49:57She's not even entered the thing.

00:49:59Look at that glorious thing.

00:50:00Hey, hey, hey.

00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:50:02Wait a minute.

00:50:03Uh-oh.

00:50:04A little proactive action.

00:50:05Teach her the meaning of the word discipline, Leia.

00:50:08Leia.

00:50:09Hey.

00:50:10Leia.

00:50:11Leather on cleavage.

00:50:12I've died and gone to heaven.

00:50:13Goddamn.

00:50:15And all the girls standing by, they don't mind at all.

00:50:18They're all angry after what went down.

00:50:19I'm gonna hit it.

00:50:21That's Madeja.

00:50:22Madeja.

00:50:23Madeja has come out and she's come to the aid of Pamela.

00:50:28They're gonna do some serious damage to each other, Madeja has come to the aid of Pamela.

00:50:35The silicone sisters are busting each other up.

00:50:37This is unbelievable.

00:50:39Madeja would come to the aid of Pamela and now gets kicked from behind by Leia Biao.

00:50:46Yes, yes, straddle her and beat her.

00:50:49Straddle her and beat her.

00:50:50Can't fight, can't fight.

00:50:51Somebody out, can't fight.

00:50:52Can't fight, can't fight.

00:50:53You just did.

00:50:55Good night, get in there.

00:50:56They're gonna do some serious damage to each other, Madeja and Leia Biao.

00:50:59And now the Rucker leads out to try to pull off Madeja.

00:51:02I'm gonna go break this up.

00:51:03You guys just take it.

00:51:05Well, how about Pamela Project?

00:51:08Scott Steiner, how about Madeja getting physically involved in that swimsuit competition?

00:51:13As she can see, she can handle herself.

00:51:14That's why she's my favorite freak.

00:51:16You know, you claim that you forced Bill Goldberg out of WCW at Fall Brawl.

00:51:21Well, Goldberg is here tonight and he's looking for you.

00:51:23That's no claim.

00:51:25I forced him to quit.

00:51:26He- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:51:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:51:30Goldberg did not quit.

00:51:33As a matter of fact, he's just getting started.

00:51:36Bill, Bill.

00:51:37Yo, yo, yo, let me speak on this.

00:51:45You know, the question that everybody's been asking, the D to the I, the S to the Q to the O, baby,

00:51:54is when are you gonna let Rey, Hoovey, Conan, and Tigress back into the filthy animals?

00:52:03Oh, God.

00:52:04He's choking that chicken.

00:52:05He's delusional.

00:52:06Because they just don't got it like that.

00:52:09And if you think they do got it like that, you can kiss my duck right on the ass.

00:52:17His visual aid, the duck.

00:52:19But I have found somebody that does have it like that, a new partner.

00:52:24So now I have a very major special announcement to make.

00:52:30Email it to us.

00:52:33Let me introduce you to my new partner.

00:52:38Hey, Steiner, I know you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you're not.

00:53:05No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:10Duck him up.

00:53:12No.

00:53:12Boy.

00:53:14Can we see that replay again?

00:53:17He threw the duck at us.

00:53:18Goldberg, you bald-headed bastard.

00:53:22Uh-oh.

00:53:23I beat your ass at full brawl.

00:53:26You quit.

00:53:27You stay quit.

00:53:29You attacked me from behind.

00:53:30You wanna finish it?

00:53:32Get your ass out here right now.

00:53:33He's calling Goldberg out.

00:53:35He wants it right now.

00:53:36And you know he's coming.

00:53:38This just turned real, real serious.

00:53:41And you know that Goldberg never quit.

00:53:44Never quit.

00:53:45Never gave Vince Russo the document.

00:53:47Yes, he did.

00:53:48He quit.

00:53:49He quit.

00:53:51No, he didn't quit, did he?

00:53:52No, in the flesh and blood.

00:53:55Like a wise man always said, don't wish for something.

00:54:00You sure as hell don't want to come true, Steiner.

00:54:04I'll take your challenge, boy.

00:54:06But tonight, my rules.

00:54:09What could they be?

00:54:10One on one, no interference.

00:54:13And by the way, since we got that beautiful little cage up there.

00:54:18That's not so little.

00:54:21To Goldberg it is.

00:54:22Why don't we drop it down and I kick your ass in the middle of it.

00:54:25And no ref except for to raise my hand after I kill you.

00:54:32We got an equal to cage match.

00:54:34Come on, Goldberg.

00:54:35Can you believe that?

00:54:36Can you believe it?

00:54:37Eight days ago, both men's careers changed forever at Fall Brawl.

00:54:42Hang on a minute.

00:54:44Scott Steiner.

00:54:45Where's he going?

00:54:46God, they're right.

00:54:47Scott Steiner.

00:54:48God, I don't like this.

00:54:50Jesus.

00:54:51And Goldberg, right behind him.

00:54:54Scott, they're just feet away.

00:54:56This is brutal, it's inhuman.

00:55:12All right, team, put your head tip back on, because-

00:55:41That clothesline almost took Steiner's head off.

00:55:45There are no boundaries here, except for the cage, and I'm not sure that's a good

00:55:49boundary for these guys.

00:55:51If you joined us through Fall Brawl, you know the meaning of the word physical.

00:55:57One of the greatest matches ever in WCW pay-per-view history.

00:56:01And I'll go on record to say it, and now you're gonna see it here,

00:56:04an impromptu cage brawl here on Monday Night Raw.

00:56:08That was intimidating, I don't mind telling you.

00:56:11It doesn't matter how we got out of that without getting maimed.

00:56:13Almost got caged.

00:56:15Wow, Steiner and Goldberg part two.

00:56:18I thought these guys had learned their lesson at Fall Brawl.

00:56:22Sheer brutality on pay-per-view, and they're bringing it right here to Nitro.

00:56:26They're still not finished.

00:56:27They're not gonna be satisfied until somebody is out of the sport permanently.

00:56:31And right now, I hate to admit this, but Goldberg is eating Scott Steiner alive.

00:56:36Scott Steiner wearing that protective face mask, to protect that broken orbital bone.

00:56:40And Goldberg's going right after his face, but Steiner right after his well.

00:56:44Someplace other than his face advantage, Big Papa Papa.

00:56:47Big advantage normally in a cage match, the idea is try to escape.

00:56:51But they are not trying to escape this, belly to belly.

00:56:54They are staying within the confines for the Cold Steel.

00:56:57And they are trying to obliterate each other.

00:56:59King Suplex, Scott Steiner just buried Goldberg with that belly to belly.

00:57:04I don't know what to make of Steiner trying to leave.

00:57:07I mean, he wanted Goldberg, but then you saw his facial reaction when Goldberg said lower the cage.

00:57:13And he tried to run away, but he got in the cage.

00:57:15And now, here's Goldberg, and he just runs right over.

00:57:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, he didn't try to run away.

00:57:19He hadn't bargained for the cage.

00:57:21He just wanted to recruit a little bit.

00:57:22Big Papa Pum's in there, isn't he?

00:57:24Yes, he is.

00:57:25You know what, because Scott Steiner was gonna count on someone like Jeff Jarrett,

00:57:28or any one of Vince Russo's thugs to come out and watch his back.

00:57:32He can't count on them now.

00:57:33They're locked in the steel cage.

00:57:35Okay, Scott, I'll tell Big Papa Pum you said that.

00:57:38Goldberg going for the face, going for the bones, broken in the face that we talked about.

00:57:43The man Scott Steiner comes right out of the corner, took his head right off.

00:57:48Yes, split his head open like a melon.

00:57:50Well, he's not bleeping.

00:57:51He will be soon, I know it.

00:57:52Come on, Scott.

00:57:53Just getting his second wind.

00:57:55Scott Steiner, again, leaps in the air.

00:57:58Look at him, the arrogance.

00:58:01The physical conditioning, look at the peaks.

00:58:03Absolutely, you're right on every count.

00:58:07One week removed from what was purported to be Goldberg's resignation letter to

00:58:12World Championship wrestling.

00:58:13Take a look, he's in the ring fighting Big Papa Pum.

00:58:16Goldberg slips behind, remember his arm is still not 100%.

00:58:21Double underhook, butterfly suplex to take him over and put him down.

00:58:25As you look at the cage that will later house Vince Russo and Booker T for the WCW title.

00:58:31Gentlemen, Goldberg's appearance here tonight has put a thorn in the side of Vince Russo, you know it.

00:58:36And obviously, Scott Steiner is in the cage.

00:58:39Which he didn't know.

00:58:40He didn't know he was gonna have to be in the cage.

00:58:42Whoa.

00:58:43I think it was a karate blow, I think, that Scott Steiner just used, the martial arts.

00:58:46Yeah, it was a swift front kick is what it was.

00:58:49Right between, Medesha.

00:58:51How about this, Medesha, who came out moments ago to Pio Lameo,

00:58:55has come out now with a lead pipe.

00:58:58What's she going to do?

00:58:59Medesha's been cleaning out, she's the queen of the lead pipe, and she's inside the cage, man.

00:59:03She comes right here with a lead pipe, a handoff, a lead pipe, hit the jaw, hit the jaw.

00:59:09That was like the Olympics, she handed off the baton, and Scott Steiner's gonna win the race now.

00:59:13Yeah, you're not good, he's wearing the last leg, pounding Goldberg in his submission.

00:59:17Hang on a minute, if you look at the cage door, watching as security looks like Jumbo Elliot.

00:59:23He's going to win here.

00:59:24Steiner, and there is Jumbo Elliot, he's on the Jumbo right in the face of Steiner,

00:59:30who got in his face, he's there.

00:59:31And now Goldberg, taking advantage, Steiner turned his back on Goldberg at home.

00:59:38Steiner was going for the win, and Elliot prevented Steiner from walking through.

00:59:43No big deal there, Steiner just went past Elliot and sacked Goldberg, nothing Jumbo ain't used to.

00:59:48So now with a lead pipe, watch the game, what does Goldberg have left now?

00:59:54He ducks, right through the lead pipe, my God.

00:59:59That lead pipe hits Scott Steiner on the spear by Goldberg.

01:00:02That was like Goldberg used the lead pipe.

01:00:05Runs right through the lead pipe and now Goldberg, after the spear,

01:00:09lead pipe is a moment away, yes, he walks in a moment to finish the match.

01:00:15He goes to the match to his ass.

01:00:18Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg,

01:00:23he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, move.

01:00:25No he didn't, he didn't do it.

01:00:27New World Camp.

01:00:28New World Camp.

01:00:31New World Camp.

01:00:34New World Camp.

01:00:35Now here's Jeff Gerrets.

01:00:36Petal Juice, what's up?

01:00:37Hey, you flat nut.

01:00:38What'd you call me?

01:00:39Flat nut.

01:00:40Do you know who you're talking to?

01:00:41Yeah, you, flat nut.

01:00:42Oh, my God.

01:00:43Down goes Petal Juice.

01:00:45It's Mr. Flatnut for you.

01:00:49Booker T, tonight you're in Vince Russo's backyard of Long Island, New York.

01:00:57And you'll be defending the WCW title in a cage match against the Boss.

01:01:02Listen Pam, it's simple, it won't be just Booker T and Russo.

01:01:06You got Steiner, you got Jarrett, I know they're gonna be watching this back.

01:01:10So tonight, I got a little something up my sleeve.

01:01:13See these player haters wanna try to take me out.

01:01:15But tonight, I got backup, so Russo, you can talk about this, you can talk about that.

01:01:22But I say, save the drama for your mama.

01:01:26Look at you, 150 pound, soaking wet, stupid little punk ass.

01:01:30Tonight, after I embarrass you in your so-called backyard,

01:01:35I want you to remember just one thing.

01:01:38Don't hate the player, hate the game.

01:01:43Boy, to say Booker T is prepared would be an understatement that cage lowered for the second time.

01:01:48The fans, this coming Saturday, the 30th of September,

01:01:51will remind you, tickets go on sale for the Nitro Thunder Night at the United Center.

01:01:55On Monday, November 6th in Chicago,

01:01:58Ric Flair will be at Kyle Records in Slumberg, 11 a.m. on September 30th.

01:02:03And tickets go on sale this Monday, Saturday.

01:02:06Got some more men to tell you about.

01:02:08But here comes the general, general erection coming in the ring and take you back now.

01:02:14First of all, a fall brawl last Sunday.

01:02:17The 30-D will never forget it by Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

01:02:20Turning on the man he passed his legacy down to.

01:02:24And then he tried to break his way last Monday before Duggan let him all out assault by Team Kenda on MIA just this past Wednesday.

01:02:34But here is the general out with a red, white, and blue mark.

01:02:38What do you think of Duggan's haircut?

01:02:39He's looking good with that short haircut, didn't he?

01:02:42General erection's out here looks like Abbie Hoffman, like a Chicago 7 reject.

01:02:47Duggan is a real hero, a Canadian hero who cares about General erection.

01:02:53Here's another hero too, here's a real American right here, Jeff Jarrett.

01:02:56It's a big match for General Rex and the chance to step up here against Jeff Jarrett.

01:03:02In this one on one matchup, by the way, it's gonna be Thursday, the 28th of September.

01:03:06This week is only, tickets will go on sale.

01:03:09Here are the Metro Thunder at the Brand Event Center in Irvine, California.

01:03:14This Monday, October 30th, Jimmy McLeary, Agent Vance, September 29th.

01:03:19The Bob Javis, 10 a.m.

01:03:20The Newman tickets go on sale.

01:03:21Hang on.

01:03:22And Jarrett's jumped into it.

01:03:23Tickets go on sale to the public this Friday for the Brand Event Center.

01:03:27And Jeff Jarrett wasting no time here, Scott.

01:03:30Trying to get the early advantage here on General Rexha.

01:03:34They get a promotion.

01:03:34He's a general into the corner.

01:03:36And oh, the general with a running layer and make it two on the chosen one.

01:03:40Jeff Jarrett needs to keep his hand in this one.

01:03:43Vince Russo can ill afford for Jeff Jarrett to suffer an injury here against the general.

01:03:48He needs the chosen one in the cage against Booker T.

01:03:52Oh boy, big elevation.

01:03:54Both men are veterans in the ring.

01:03:56Jarrett, we know the story about the former WCW champion, the chosen one.

01:04:01But obviously, the leader of MIA, a veteran as well, at 300 pounds.

01:04:06And Jeff Jarrett taking the increase of the strength to the general.

01:04:11Wait, wait, he's a veteran?

01:04:12What war did he fight in?

01:04:13Oh, wow.

01:04:14I bet General Rexha is a low down dirty draft dodger.

01:04:17He looks like he's old enough.

01:04:18A draft dodger.

01:04:19Yeah, probably got out of going to Vietnam somehow.

01:04:22He wasn't even old enough for Vietnam, you lean brain.

01:04:25Maybe Granada, maybe he dodged Granada or Kuwait.

01:04:28Jeff Jarrett fought bravely in all those wars.

01:04:31Little known fact.

01:04:32You're not kidding.

01:04:33Ducky low down.

01:04:35Down goes Jeff.

01:04:36Runs right into the big.

01:04:38Yeah, set up power bomb.

01:04:40One, two.

01:04:42Whoa.

01:04:43Almost got the upset, got the two count.

01:04:45I'll give credit where credit Stu is an objective reporter for a 340-pound guy.

01:04:50They don't come any more athletic or agile than General Rexha.

01:04:52General Rexha was just not close to getting a victory over a four-time WCW world champion.

01:04:57Pick up in a power slam, General Rexha trying to win in the game on two.

01:05:00Whoa, so close.

01:05:03Hold a minute, it's Lance Storm.

01:05:05Wait a minute.

01:05:06Lance Storm, chair, he's popped it up.

01:05:09Wait a minute, it's more than Lance.

01:05:10Damn it.

01:05:11Prime time.

01:05:12Prime time goes down.

01:05:14Down goes, look at Rexha, whacked out Team Canada and the Joseph over the sidewalk slam.

01:05:21And he's still getting out of here, here comes Duggan.

01:05:23Here comes the target.

01:05:26Yeah, I can't, every time I see him with the Canadian Maple Leaf, I'm speechless.

01:05:30No, let's go.

01:05:33The two by four locked him into the stroke.

01:05:35Yes, yes, yes.

01:05:37How was that two, two by four shot by Duggan?

01:05:40And it's up.

01:05:41Yeah, the Canada-National Connection wins.

01:05:45They're just, I mean, Richard was fighting for all his work, but

01:05:50he had to fight four men that time.

01:05:52Uh-oh, hockey season's here, power play for Team Canada right now.

01:05:56Yeah, I would say so more than a power play.

01:05:59Look, a national winner's in there.

01:06:01Wait a minute, that leg cannot take much more.

01:06:03We saw last Monday in the midst of a chair.

01:06:07Where is your country now, General?

01:06:09Oh, here they are.

01:06:10Wait a minute.

01:06:11Here come the mismatch.

01:06:12And the sergeant with them, Sergeant A-Law.

01:06:14But they're meeting them as they come to the ring.

01:06:18Look at these brave Canadian boys fighting impossible odds.

01:06:20Yeah, right, cutting them off.

01:06:22Look at Jarrick with the figure four still on the top.

01:06:25Hold on.

01:06:25Oh, yeah.

01:06:27Sting has come to the ring.

01:06:29He's no great American.

01:06:31He certainly is.

01:06:33And he's got a great American baseball bat.

01:06:35Yeah, it might be a Louisville Slugger.

01:06:38Or it might be an Adirondack beat in New York.

01:06:40Oh, to the midsection.

01:06:42It is the national pastime, I gotta admit.

01:06:44You're not kidding, it is.

01:06:46And there, Sting, helping the Misfits in action.

01:06:50But more importantly, before more damage is done to the knee of General Wretched.

01:06:56Damn that Marcel Marceau.

01:06:59Hey, Stinger, you want to stick your nose where it doesn't belong, I'm going to have

01:07:10to teach you some respect.

01:07:14This ain't about your bat, this ain't about my belt, and this ain't about these boys.

01:07:21You got the guts, I'm going to teach you a little respect.

01:07:25Because I'm Canadian, and I can.

01:07:29Well, we got a challenge here.

01:07:33Winning with confidence.

01:07:34Teaching respect.

01:07:35Well, Ellen, it's show time, folks.

01:07:38That means yes.

01:07:39Yeah, right here, right now, Sting and Storm.

01:07:42Sting says, come on, come on in the ring.

01:07:45We're gonna have Sting and Storm when we come back.

01:07:47As you would have figured out, they did not wait for the commercial break.

01:07:53They started during the break, and we're back live here on WCW Monday Night.

01:07:58But I want to tell you, get a surprise because Lance Storm right now is overwhelming, Sting.

01:08:03He was totally dominant throughout the entire commercial break.

01:08:05It's Canadian superiority as evident to all the viewers.

01:08:09Emo certainly was not dominant during the commercial break.

01:08:12Lance Storm and Sting, mono on mono.

01:08:14What a fight we've got breaking out here on Nitro.

01:08:17Wow.

01:08:18Boy, what agility in the leg strike.

01:08:20Lance Storm getting up high with that drop kick, and Sting kicks away.

01:08:24This is not about country.

01:08:26Really, if you think about it, Sting would never, never has turned down a challenge.

01:08:31Sting did not like the idea of four on one.

01:08:33And Sting fights through that one, and a pair of running larynx making three of them.

01:08:40And down goes Storm three in a row.

01:08:41Look at Sting, Jeff Jarrett.

01:08:43Is this a man who lacks heart?

01:08:45Is this a man whose heart isn't in it anymore?

01:08:47Sting is going full throttle.

01:08:49Right now, he lacks something besides heart.

01:08:51He fell groin first on that turnbuckle.

01:08:53Right across the steel turnbuckle, and now Lance Storm with an alternate.

01:08:57Will he superplex him or superplex him down?

01:09:00Sting fought it off.

01:09:01Sting is up on top, look at the leaping ability of Sting.

01:09:03Oh, the way to the center of the ring goes to Stinger.

01:09:07His Canadian strategy, Lance is sucking him in, tiring him out.

01:09:10Ha-ha, told you.

01:09:13Stinger's blast did not connect, but Sting connected with the back elbow.

01:09:16Sting's heart is always in the game, and even more so now.

01:09:21With the back elbow to go on the outside, near the rail.

01:09:25And Lance Storm the tarp.

01:09:27Sting with reckless abandon, and then lost him.

01:09:30And Lance Storm sidestepped him, and Sting's jaw first to the sink.

01:09:33Reckless abandon, an American euphemism for blunt-out stupidity.

01:09:38Ran right past him into the rail.

01:09:40Or passion for fighting spirit.

01:09:43Whatever you want to say, whatever you want to call on, that's what it is.

01:09:45Come on, Lance.

01:09:46Lance Storm has dominated this match.

01:09:48Time for Lance Storm to finish off Sting, the soft American.

01:09:51But can he finish off Sting?

01:09:53How many times have we said he's gonna try to finish off one?

01:09:56He's in the top rope as a springboard for a missile drop kick.

01:10:00How many athletes can do that?

01:10:01Springboard top rope, bad missile drop kick, how many?

01:10:04I'll give it to you, not many.

01:10:05Well, every athlete I know can waste time, and that's just what Lance Storm did.

01:10:09Kick up, drops him down, one, two, only had one arm covered with the right leg.

01:10:17Cannot get the right arm covered, and it was an easy kick out of that time for Sting.

01:10:21And now, what's this?

01:10:21In the face of the referee momentarily, and Lance Storm walks the ropes.

01:10:27Going up top, Lance Storm cross-calling.

01:10:30Sting is back, look at the fire, face jam.

01:10:39He grabbed his hair, he grabbed his hair.

01:10:40He has no hair to grab.

01:10:41And face jam, Stinger coming, Phil Grotto now to the splash.

01:10:46Down goes Lance Storm, and now, he's down for the scorpion death lock.

01:10:52Look at Lance Storm.

01:10:53Yes, yes, yeah, wow.

01:10:54Maybelief, maybelief, yeah.

01:10:56My God, what a great counter move.

01:10:58This man is a technician beyond description.

01:11:01Lance Storm has him right where he wants him.

01:11:03Credit where credit is due.

01:11:04I've never seen anyone reverse the scorpion death lock quite that dramatically.

01:11:09Lance Storm into the Maple Leaf.

01:11:11They want to Sting out left now.

01:11:12Can he hold out?

01:11:13Come on, quits.

01:11:15Sting isn't going to quit.

01:11:18But then he'll break his leg, and he'll snap his leg off.

01:11:21You're gonna have to.

01:11:22You're gonna find the answer to the question about Sting's heart that Jeff didn't

01:11:26brought up, we know the answer, we're gonna see it brought up to you.

01:11:30Come on, come on, good damn you.

01:11:32There is so much fighting the Stinger, reaching, there, he got it, he got it.

01:11:36Oh yeah, cheap break, way to go, American hero.

01:11:39Desperately one getaway, and finally scooted in there.

01:11:42Storm breaks there, Canadian make-believe.

01:11:45But how much damage has been done?

01:11:47He was going to look like we're dragging a screw leg whip.

01:11:50But an injury by Sting and remedied that.

01:11:52Sting- No, no.

01:11:53Almost had a scorpion death drop.

01:11:55From Tangerine, it's a vertical suplex, he dropped him in.

01:11:59Lance countered the death drop.

01:12:00For everything Sting could do, Lance Storm has a counter.

01:12:02Yeah!

01:12:05Or maybe not.

01:12:06One, two, three.

01:12:09Out of the body slam attack came, the scorpion death drop.

01:12:13That's a fluke, that's a win for Sting.

01:12:16A fluke, that's Sting.

01:12:18Lance Storm dominates the match.

01:12:21So what, Sting wins the match, one, two, three.

01:12:27And for the time being, eradicates Team Canada.

01:12:30We've still got the big cage, Russo's shot.

01:12:3577 over 4, I got him.

01:12:37I got him, I got him.

01:12:41Poor old David Slayer.

01:12:44Maybe we're gonna find out who the father is.

01:12:45Let's hope so, where is he?

01:12:47We got him to park.

01:12:50He's at Oglethorpe.

01:12:51Night he's got a crowbar.

01:12:53Oglethorpe?

01:12:54Thorpe.

01:12:55Smile, I know he's in here.

01:12:56Can I help you?

01:13:02Where is he?

01:13:03Who are you looking for?

01:13:05I know he's in here, he's a dead man.

01:13:07Show me where he is.

01:13:09Who are you looking for?

01:13:10Get out of my way.

01:13:14You better come out wherever you are.

01:13:16It's a nice house.

01:13:17What is wrong with you?

01:13:18The father's-

01:13:19What are you doing in my house?

01:13:20He's in that house, come on.

01:13:21You shut up.

01:13:23That guy's way too old to be the father.

01:13:25Where is he?

01:13:26I don't know about that.

01:13:28Where is he, he's not in here.

01:13:29Where is he?

01:13:31Where is he?

01:13:32Where are you hiding him?

01:13:34Who are you looking for?

01:13:35I'm looking for 977 Oglethorpe.

01:13:37Where is it?

01:13:38It's next door.

01:13:40Great. Wrong address.

01:13:42What is wrong with you?

01:13:45David Flair's gone postal again.

01:13:46He got the wrong address.

01:13:47He's telling the police, the mad man over here.

01:13:49Get him.

01:13:50This is where he needs smooth to drive him around.

01:13:54Well, anybody could get lost in New York.

01:13:56But why does 977 Oglethorpe sound familiar?

01:14:00Whose house is that?

01:14:02That might be the house from Poltergeist right there.

01:14:04You better open that door.

01:14:06Blew up.

01:14:07He is out of town.

01:14:08Dead man.

01:14:10There's no one home.

01:14:12What?

01:14:13He is out of town.

01:14:14No one's at home.

01:14:15Well, where is he?

01:14:16I don't know, but he's gone.

01:14:17He's been gone for a week.

01:14:19Will you deliver him this message?

01:14:20I'll be sitting here waiting for him because I know he did it.

01:14:25You got that?

01:14:26I'm going to call the police.

01:14:27You better send him that message.

01:14:29Yeah, man, what is wrong with you?

01:14:30Who is him?

01:14:31You better just send him that message.

01:14:32You got it?

01:14:33I'm coming with you.

01:14:35Vince Russo, earlier on we heard comments from Booker T regarding your WCW world title

01:14:41match tonight within the confines of a steel cage.

01:14:44And Booker guaranteed us in a way that he may have some help out there of his own tonight.

01:14:49But take a look at yourself.

01:14:50My goodness, you're going to be facing a world-class athlete.

01:14:53Look, the talking's done, Gene.

01:14:55I have nothing I want to say.

01:14:56I'm in New York.

01:14:57I said I was going to leave here with the WCW title and that's exactly what I'm going

01:15:01to do.

01:15:02I don't care who Booker has backing him up.

01:15:04I don't care if it's Goldberg.

01:15:05I don't care what rabbit he pulls out of his hat.

01:15:07I am in Long Island, the greatest city in the world.

01:15:10I came here to do one thing and one thing only and that's to become the WCW champion.

01:15:15I want to see somebody stop me.

01:15:16Yeah, so do we.

01:15:21I have it on good authority, Russo grew up in Hoboken.

01:15:24Shut up.

01:15:25Nobody can stop Mr. Russo and I won't have you slander him, you jackass.

01:15:29The cage lowers around the ring.

01:15:31Will Vince Russo realize what he has always said his dream was?

01:15:37And that is going to come the WCW heavyweight champion.

01:15:41Yes, he will.

01:15:42He will.

01:15:43He has to.

01:15:44Look at this monstrous cage.

01:15:46We saw it earlier with Steiner Goldberg too.

01:15:49We're going to see it right now for the World Heavyweight Championship.

01:15:54As it lowers around the ring, you got to wonder what's going to the mind of Vince Russo.

01:15:58Do you think that was concern on his face when he said the talking is over?

01:16:02Has he backed himself into a corner that he cannot come out from?

01:16:06Or is Vince Russo ready to become, believe it or not, the WCW champion?

01:16:11Why would Mr. Russo be concerned?

01:16:13Mr. Russo, as always, has a plan.

01:16:16He has a plan.

01:16:18He has a dream.

01:16:19It's time for a great man to come and get his destiny.

01:16:24I feel good about this.

01:16:26What if his destiny is to be bookended right through the mat to the floor of the National

01:16:32Coliseum?

01:16:33Here he comes, taking a long walk.

01:16:35Like Ali, Joe Lewis, Jack Dempsey, all the great champions, the great warriors,

01:16:40and great man, Vince Russo.

01:16:42Chuck Webner even.

01:16:43This is Vince Russo, ready to win the whole shebang.

01:16:46Looks like a combination of Eminem and Tiki Barber.

01:16:49That's not funny.

01:16:50That's not funny.

01:16:51That's not funny.

01:16:52And he doesn't look like an extra from Robert Paul either.

01:16:55He does, actually.

01:16:56Vince Russo's in the ring.

01:16:58Booker T is coming up on Nitro.

01:17:01Don't hate the player.

01:17:03The cage is down and we await the WCW champion.

01:17:06The most deserving Booker T and fans in two weeks.

01:17:09This program, Monday Nitro, will originate from Australia.

01:17:12That's right, we'll be in Brisbane for Monday Nitro.

01:17:15Sydney for Thunder in a couple of weeks.

01:17:18And then in Melbourne in about three weeks for Nitro and Thunder as WCW goes down under.

01:17:25You know I'm going down under.

01:17:27Down where?

01:17:28Down under.

01:17:29I gotta say, what a pleasure it is to be joined here at the broadcast table by Curly Howard Jr.

01:17:35Hey, you shut up.

01:17:36Here, you'll want to talk, Hudson.

01:17:37He's sucking up to the suck up is what you're doing.

01:17:40Let me introduce Jeremy Forrest.

01:17:41Jeremy, you go ahead.

01:17:43I've been listening to you guys' commentary all night and I'd like to say, Mark Madden, you do a fantastic job.

01:17:46Thanks very much.

01:17:47You'd like to say that.

01:17:48Vince Russo steps into the match of his life.

01:17:51A 9-0 record will become 10-0 tonight.

01:17:54I spoke with him just moments before coming out.

01:17:56I have never seen him.

01:17:579-0?

01:17:589-0.

01:17:59He's got nine wins in a competitive nature in the ring.

01:18:01Name him.

01:18:02Name him.

01:18:03He's got wins over Reed Flair.

01:18:04He has Rick Flair, Scott Steiner, Terry Taylor even at one point.

01:18:07Terry Taylor.

01:18:08Terry Taylor.

01:18:09Booker T tonight.

01:18:11Get a good look at him.

01:18:12Right behind me.

01:18:13Yeah, get a good look.

01:18:14Last time he's wearing that belt.

01:18:16Last time.

01:18:17Vinny Rue is going to be wearing it after this match tonight.

01:18:20Jeremy, don't speak too loudly.

01:18:21He might hear you.

01:18:229-0.

01:18:23You don't think he hurt me.

01:18:249-0.

01:18:25He shaved heads too.

01:18:27He shaved Reed Flair's head.

01:18:29He shaved Rick Flair's head.

01:18:31He shaved Scott Hudson's legs.

01:18:33It's been an impressive 9-0 streak for Mr. Russo.

01:18:35I tell you what, Booker T circling this steel cage.

01:18:38Look how he's delaying his entrance.

01:18:40He's scared to death, Booker T.

01:18:41No, he's not.

01:18:42He's given Russo a lot of time to sweat out that Hoboken perspiration in that New York Giants uniform.

01:18:49If you say Hoboken again, I'm gonna rip your lungs out.

01:18:52Hoboken.

01:18:53Now, remember Booker T enabled this to go down when he put Russo on top of Scott Steiner.

01:19:01Look at Mickey J doing the right thing.

01:19:02Keep him back.

01:19:03Wait a minute.

01:19:04What do we got here?

01:19:05It's a hot ticket.

01:19:06The dressing rooms are empty.

01:19:08They wanna see this thing, I guess.

01:19:11What does this mean?

01:19:12I don't know.

01:19:13It's a show of support from the locker room for Vinny Root.

01:19:15What?

01:19:16Wait a minute, Russo.

01:19:17Yeah, yeah.

01:19:18It's Russo with all that.

01:19:20He loves hiding a baddest pants.

01:19:23And now, Choking Booker down.

01:19:26Remember, to win your escape.

01:19:29And he's going out the door, he's gonna try to win him easily.

01:19:32And he's been cut off here by that 70s guy.

01:19:35And also moving to the Filthy Animals and MMA.

01:19:38He should be the champion right now.

01:19:39He should be the crowd champion right now.

01:19:41That's a bunch of crap.

01:19:42He's beating Booker T from post to post for about a half an hour now.

01:19:45He's killing him and they won't let him out of the cage.

01:19:48He locked him twice in the baseball bat and walked out and he couldn't get there.

01:19:51Anything goes.

01:19:52Yes, man.

01:19:53Anything goes in a cage.

01:19:54Yes.

01:19:55Mickey Mantle lives and his name is Vince Russo.

01:19:57No, it does not.

01:19:58Yeah.

01:19:59How do you like your ribs, champ?

01:20:02Now, here he comes again, but there's that sentence.

01:20:05What's he doing?

01:20:06Well, maybe not.

01:20:07He's going to meet the ring here.

01:20:08What's...

01:20:09Oh, the hidden steel ladder.

01:20:11The hidden weapon.

01:20:12The paint is hardcore and he's gonna show it tonight.

01:20:16He should already be cheered.

01:20:18That 70s guy would let him out of the door.

01:20:20I think Russo's brain transplant is not firing on all cylinders.

01:20:24You know, I begged him not to bring the ladder into the match,

01:20:27but he was dead set on it.

01:20:28That's a kind of...

01:20:29Oh, yeah.

01:20:30Look at that.

01:20:31The leg of Booker T.

01:20:33The lower back.

01:20:34Mickey J's had put the...

01:20:36Put down the back.

01:20:37Hey, hey, in fairness, Mr. Russo's back hurts, too,

01:20:40from carrying this company for months and months.

01:20:43Come on.

01:20:44Come on, Vince.

01:20:45The new line.

01:20:48Okay.

01:20:49This is the kind of innovative guy this is.

01:20:50He's going to the top.

01:20:51He's not gonna go through the door.

01:20:52He's got guys there to protect Booker T.

01:20:54He doesn't need those kind of guys.

01:20:55Oh, yeah.

01:20:56We've never seen a ladder before, Jeremy.

01:20:58Please.

01:20:59Look at the climate events.

01:21:00Climb it.

01:21:01He's a daredevil.

01:21:02He's a real life Rambo.

01:21:03He's your next world champion.

01:21:04He's a real life head case.

01:21:06He's got no other choice.

01:21:07The door is blocked.

01:21:08That's why he's gotta go up top.

01:21:10Nice.

01:21:11Hey, now just climb up through when you're home.

01:21:13Just climb up through.

01:21:14Wait a minute.

01:21:15Take a walk.

01:21:16Scaling the outside of the cage.

01:21:19The Star Troops.

01:21:20That 70s guy, Mike Dawson.

01:21:22This is not right.

01:21:23It takes a nation of millions to keep Mr. Russo down.

01:21:26And meanwhile in the right, look at that.

01:21:28Sting.

01:21:29Sting.

01:21:30Here's a pull from the top.

01:21:32That's okay.

01:21:33Mr. Russo is gonna conquer, conquer impossible odds.

01:21:38He dropped from the top.

01:21:41That shot may have blown out his knee.

01:21:43That would have killed anything.

01:21:45I hope he's okay.

01:21:46He's not now if he was.

01:21:49Come on.

01:21:50Full front slap from Booker.

01:21:52Booker not trying to cover.

01:21:55Booker.

01:21:56No, no, no, no, no.

01:21:57Leave the helmet on, Booker.

01:21:58Come on.

01:21:59That's a licensed head case.

01:22:01A licensed head gear piece.

01:22:02Head gear piece.

01:22:03Okay.

01:22:04Great surgery, three concussions.

01:22:05This is bad.

01:22:06This is great.

01:22:07This is bad.

01:22:08Shut up.

01:22:09This is not looking good for Russo.

01:22:10You guys are right.

01:22:11This is bad.

01:22:12Oh, come on.

01:22:13No, come on.

01:22:14And there's no way for Russo to escape.

01:22:18Remember the way to escape the cage.

01:22:20Booker, he's a sadistic pig.

01:22:22He ripped that helmet off.

01:22:23Mr. Russo has no concussions.

01:22:25He just is unfeeling, just a son of a...

01:22:28Mark, come on.

01:22:29Please.

01:22:30If we...

01:22:31That's right, baby.

01:22:32That's right.

01:22:33That's right.

01:22:34That's right.

01:22:35That's right.

01:22:36That's right.

01:22:37Maybe so.

01:22:38Yeah, that's it.

01:22:39That's it, Tony.

01:22:40Tony, you're on the ball.

01:22:41Savant kick and Russo went down just like, can I say, the New York Giants?

01:22:46Yes, he did.

01:22:4716 to 16.

01:22:48Or your sister.

01:22:49No!

01:22:51Cane busted.

01:22:52Booker T right now could easily walk out.

01:22:55No, he couldn't.

01:22:56No, he couldn't.

01:22:57Yes, he couldn't.

01:22:58But he's just torn with Vince Russo.

01:22:59No!

01:23:00No!

01:23:01No!

01:23:02Oh, Russo, shoulder pads and all hit very hard with a steel cage.

01:23:07Look at Russo.

01:23:08Booker could walk out of this cage right now, but he just wants to inflict damage on the man

01:23:13that is distant from start to finish.

01:23:15Yeah!

01:23:16Mr. Russo's face hit that steel cage.

01:23:18Booker's fist hit Mr. Russo's face.

01:23:20This is terrible.

01:23:21They can only improve Russo.

01:23:23He can walk out at any moment at all.

01:23:26Come on, Finn.

01:23:28This is where everything that Russo has put him through.

01:23:31Be resilient, Mr. Russo.

01:23:32Be a man.

01:23:33Get up.

01:23:34Get up.

01:23:35Be a New Yorker.

01:23:36He better be resilient.

01:23:37If he's got anything left, he's pulling on his hands and knees.

01:23:41It's Russo.

01:23:42What is this?

01:23:43What the?

01:23:44My God!

01:23:45It's Lex Luger.

01:23:46What the?

01:23:47It's the total package.

01:23:48He gave Mr. Russo a leg pipe.

01:23:50Yes!

01:23:51The package is back!

01:23:52The package is back!

01:23:53And Mr. Russo's got him!

01:23:55Jesus!

01:23:56That was Lex Luger!

01:23:57Did he pay him off?

01:23:58Why didn't Luger do that?

01:23:59Vinny Rue never told me about that.

01:24:01Did he keep a secret from me?

01:24:02What's he doing here?

01:24:03I don't.

01:24:04Everybody's stunned.

01:24:05Come on, what's going on?

01:24:06Get on.

01:24:07What happened?

01:24:08Luger.

01:24:09Luger.

01:24:10Maybe it's Luger.

01:24:12I don't know.

01:24:13Hey, Mr. Russo, they moved for a vacation.

01:24:15He's grateful.

01:24:16He gave him a gift back.

01:24:17Lex Luger.

01:24:18All right, get out of the cage, Vinny.

01:24:20No.

01:24:21Russo's gonna head out of there.

01:24:22He's not.

01:24:23Is he doing it?

01:24:24He's not done with him yet.

01:24:25He wants to do it.

01:24:26No!

01:24:27Right in the mouth.

01:24:28This is the new referee in chief of WCW.

01:24:30The steel pipe right in the mouth of Mickie J has been hurt.

01:24:33No deal.

01:24:34I never liked him once.

01:24:35No.

01:24:36And now he goes to Booker.

01:24:38Russo may win this darn thing.

01:24:40Yeah, Vin.

01:24:41Come on, Vince.

01:24:42No.

01:24:43Lex Luger back.

01:24:44Unbelievable.

01:24:45Now more referees coming up.

01:24:47Referees.

01:24:48Mickie J has been split wide open.

01:24:50He can't pick the E.

01:24:51Let's go have to take the matter in hand.

01:24:52No!

01:24:53Referees.

01:24:54What is?

01:24:55Take him out, Vince.

01:24:56EMTs.

01:24:57Wait a minute.

01:24:58There's one EMT.

01:24:59It's Ric Flair.

01:25:00It's Ric Flair.

01:25:01It's Ric Flair.

01:25:02It's Ric Flair.

01:25:03It's Ric Flair.

01:25:04Oh, no.

01:25:05That, that creepy old man's room and everything.

01:25:09Ric Flair dressed up as an EMT.

01:25:11Would you believe that?

01:25:12He's just terrible.

01:25:13He has no business in it.

01:25:15He was a fired man.

01:25:17He shouldn't be in this company.

01:25:18He's fired, unemployed.

01:25:20He was retired from, he's an EMT.

01:25:22He's found legitimate work.

01:25:24Oh, and now Russo needs an EMT.

01:25:26Can you believe what we are witnessing?

01:25:29Booker T, left of your screen has gotten up.

01:25:31And Flair's got the finger form.

01:25:34Mr. Russo is so close.

01:25:35Finger form.

01:25:36And Russo rolled out of it.

01:25:38Yeah.

01:25:39Ric Flair.

01:25:40He is feeding him to the champ.

01:25:45And now, here come the NBTs.

01:25:46Come on, boys.

01:25:47The Nets are both Lex Luger, Ric Flair.

01:25:50What's next?

01:25:51I don't know what's next.

01:25:52Who's next?

01:25:53Who's gonna win this thing?

01:25:55Don't say who's next.

01:25:56That makes me nervous.

01:25:57The Nets are both thrillers and the fans.

01:26:00The Nets are both thrillers and the 50 animals going in it.

01:26:02Contas is breaking down in Nassau.

01:26:05Mr. Russo's still in.

01:26:06He's still in with a chance.

01:26:07He's still in with a chance.

01:26:08Absolutely.

01:26:09The Nets.

01:26:10The Nets.

01:26:11The Nets.

01:26:12The Nets.

01:26:13The Nets.

01:26:14The Nets.

01:26:15The Nets.

01:26:16The Nets.

01:26:17The Nets.

01:26:18The Nets.

01:26:19The Nets.

01:26:20The Nets.

01:26:21The Nets.

01:26:22The Nets.

01:26:23The Nets.

01:26:24The Nets.

01:26:25The Nets.

01:26:26The Nets.

01:26:27The Nets.

01:26:28The Nets.

01:26:29Back up comes the champ.

01:26:30Here he comes down.

01:26:32I think he's gonna have to get out.

01:26:34He still doesn't wanna get out.

01:26:35He is still poised.

01:26:37That's not Jason Seahard.

01:26:39That is Vince Russo.

01:26:41And Booker T's about to finish him off.

01:26:43Come on, Vin.

01:26:46Oh, yeah.

01:26:47Don't cut Mr. Russo on.

01:26:48This great man has so much resilience.

01:26:50It's hard to reserve.

01:26:51He's a great athlete.

01:26:52He is New York City.

01:26:54He's New York.

01:26:55Oh, right side.

01:26:56He's into the microphone.

01:26:58He missed.

01:26:59Like I told you before.

01:27:01Don't hate the player.

01:27:03Hate the game.

01:27:04He is five feet away from winning this game.

01:27:09Wait a minute.

01:27:11Uh-oh.

01:27:12Win the match.

01:27:15Why is he waiting?

01:27:16No, no.

01:27:17Stay in there, Booker.

01:27:18Booker, stay in there.

01:27:19You don't need to go anywhere, Vin.

01:27:20You are fine where you are, Booker.

01:27:21Goldberg's music has stunned Booker.

01:27:23And he's a foot away from winning this game.

01:27:26Go off the door, Booker.

01:27:27Come on.

01:27:28Stay there.

01:27:29Stay there, Booker.

01:27:30You don't need to go anywhere.

01:27:31What is Goldberg doing at you?

01:27:32He's running in.

01:27:34He's running in.

01:27:36Remember, Goldberg said Russo was next.

01:27:39I think it's time to pay the way out.

01:27:41He's gonna take his ass.

01:27:42He's gonna take his ass.

01:27:43Scott Snyder slammed the door.

01:27:44Look at the door.

01:27:45Oh, my God.

01:27:46Scott Snyder just got his head kicked in by that steel gate.

01:27:51Wait.

01:27:53Wait.

01:27:54Russo is.

01:27:55Wait, was Russo on the Kane first?

01:27:56Don't think there's stuff going.

01:27:57Don't think there's stuff going.

01:27:58Don't think there's stuff going.

01:27:59Goldberg steered Russo on the Kane first.

01:28:00Who won?

01:28:01Who's the champ?

01:28:02Who's the champ?

01:28:03What happened?

01:28:04The Kane won, didn't he?

01:28:05I don't think so.

01:28:06I don't think so.

01:28:07I don't know.

01:28:09I don't know.

01:28:10I don't know.

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