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00:01This is fun. Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
00:04I hope so, that's what I was aiming for.
00:08You tried to make a giant fighting robot?
00:11So, the Dinkleberg's have one?
00:13Good news, honey, I'm fighting the Dinkleberg's robot car tomorrow!
00:19My hedges! Curse you, Dinkleberg!
00:24Ha! Take that, Dinkleberg!
00:26Come back here, Dinkleberg!
00:28Do we have enemies?
00:30Dinkleberg!
00:35Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:37Ha ha ha ha!
00:39Good joke, hey, Turner?
00:41I'm on to you, Dinkleberg!
00:43So what if the Dinkleberg's win again this year?
00:46The Dinkleberg's are in the contest?
00:52So what if Mom loses to the Dinkleberg's? They're kinda nice.
00:55Well, if you love them so much, why don't you just go live there?
00:59Dinkleberg's fool!
01:00Right!
01:02Alrighty, put up drapes to cancel out the echo.
01:04Okay, load the Dinkleberg's, did it?
01:07Honey, where are you? The judges are judging and the Dinkleberg's are Dinkleberg-ing!
01:12Would it affect your decision at all if I told you that Dinkleberg's steal candy from children? It's true!
01:17Ah, here they are!
01:18Well, what they don't know won't hurt them, or help the Dinkleberg's!
01:22The Dinkleberg's!
01:23I did it! I beat the Dinkleberg's!
01:26I mean, YOU beat the Dinkleberg's!
01:29Which is like me beating the Dinkleberg's in a woman's body!
01:31Oh, Dinkleberg!
01:34Aren't you gonna come over and give my wife a congratulatory hand touch?
01:37Football's! Dinkleberg, go long!
01:40Okay, Turner!
01:41Keep going!
01:42That's long enough!
01:52Dinkleberg!
01:53Hey, Turner! Check out my new barbecue!
01:57Dinkleberg!
01:59Dinkleberg!
02:00Oh, but the Dinkleberg's are having brunch! That's better than lunch!
02:05But I'm the reason the Dinkleberg's have so much more nice stuff than us!
02:09Mmm, that may be true, son, but there's one thing the Dinkleberg's don't have that we do!
02:14And that's you!
02:17In fact...
02:21In your face, Dinkleberg!
02:24Yeah! What he said!
02:26Happy!
02:27This looks like a swell house!
02:29It's bigger and nicer than the one next door!
02:31And I'll bet it cost less!
02:33Hi, neighbor!
02:34I hope they don't have a boy!
02:36Dinkleberg!
02:38Oh, let's sit here, Sheldon!
02:40I can't wait to hear the big news!
02:43Mmm, Dinkleberg!
02:45Push me higher, Sheldon! Higher!
02:48Okay!
02:50Mmm, Dinkleberg!
02:53Thanks, Denzel Crocker!
02:54Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stare angrily at Dinkleberg!
02:58Let me help you with that!
03:01Hey! I was doing something!
03:03And now you're doing something else!
03:05Playing a nice, friendly, not competitive game of charades with our good friends, the Dinklebergs!
03:11But you hate the Dinklebergs!
03:13Are you insinuating that this is all part of some sinister plot to invite the Dinklebergs over to humiliate them in a game of charades?
03:23Now let's show these Dinklebergs how we Turners are the best charades players ever!
03:28Uh, Timmy! Hurry up!
03:30We're playing the Dinklebergs in red light, green light!
03:32Double or nothing for the golden toilet seat!
03:37Hey! Looking good, Turner!
03:41Dinkleberg!
03:42Elementary, my dear Turners!
03:44I deduce you met when you were ten, you fell madly in love, you despise your neighbors, the Dinklebergs, and your first names are...
03:52Ah!
03:53No, you're right!
03:57Hey, Dinklebergs! Up for a game of extreme twisty?
04:00Sorry, Turner! Still sore from last night's game!
04:03Finally! I'm a shoo-in to win cleanest office!
04:06The one trophy I'll have that my arch-enemy, Dinkleberg, won't!
04:10Congratulations, Turner, you win the cleanest of...
04:13Good heavens!
04:14Dinkleberg, quick, take this!
04:16And the race that goes with it!
04:18Neat!
04:19Dinkleberg!
04:22Dinkleberg won my pack!
04:24Thanks, Dinkle Dog!
04:26Hi, Turner! Better luck next month!
04:28Dinkleberg!
04:31Hmm! And this plaque is twice as good as Dinkleberg's! I should go close!
04:37Open up, Dinkleberg!
04:41Eat that, Sheldon!
04:43And wrote, My parents stink and Dinkleberg rules on your living room!
04:46Whoa!
04:47Turner, I decided to give you a second chance and...
04:50Good heavens, Dinkleberg!
04:52Catch this nicest house plaque and the race that goes with it!
04:55Sweet!
04:56Fetch, Dinkle Dog!
04:58Hey, wait! That's my remote!
05:01Which you deliberately used to disobey us!
05:04And then you busted up the house and wrote that lie on the wall!
05:08Did she give you this bazooka?
05:10Which I can't fire at the Dinkleberg's house because it's out of ammo!
05:14Well, we got the ammo!
05:16Goodbye forever?
05:19He's gone!
05:21And he misspelled ever!
05:23Oh, but he can spell Dinkleberg just fine!
05:26I remember opening presents on Christmas morning!
05:30I also remember coloring Easter eggs and the time I broke the Dinkleberg's window with my baseball!
05:35And Dad was so proud!
05:37Vicky ruined them all and blamed Timmy!
05:40Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to watch my evil plan unfold!
05:45Okay, that is it, evil young man!
05:48Did I mention that my laser could also blow up Dinkleberg's house?
05:52Uh, hang on a second!
05:54I think our evil boy might be onto something here!
05:56Now, honey, if Timmy wants to be evil and destroy the Dinkleberg's house, then I say go ahead!
06:03Bye, Turner!
06:04Bye, Dinkleberg!
06:06Let's go have some ice cream!
06:08I'll be right there!
06:09As soon as I say goodbye to Dinkleberg!
06:12All of us!
06:13Mmm, whatever you say!
06:16Hey, Dinkleberg, there's a bug on your nose!
06:19Our new friends left and all we have to remember them by are these glasses!
06:24Mom!
06:25Dad!
06:26No!
06:30Dinkleberg!
06:31Is something wrong, dear?
06:37You're right, Chompy!
06:38Even I wouldn't eat this lawn!
06:40First prize!
06:44Dinkleberg!
06:45Kidless Dinklebergs paid Platinum Pop Prince's Brittany Brittany to perform on their lawn!
06:54Hey!
06:55Let's go to the Dinklebergs and watch Brittany Brittany!
06:58No!
06:59Don't go to the Dinklebergs!
07:00Please!
07:01Their childlessness will be our downfall!
07:04Oh, no!
07:05We're losing the audience to the Dinklebergs!
07:07Dinklebergs!
07:10You sold our house?
07:11You can't do that!
07:13I just planted a new Marbleberry tree!
07:15And it's in bloom!
07:17Say!
07:18Nice Marbleberry tree, Turner!
07:20Here we are!
07:21Our new home!
07:22I think!
07:23It's so hard to tell when every house looks the same!
07:26And the best part!
07:27No Dinkleberg!
07:28What's that stuff?
07:29Hmm!
07:30Some old glove letters I wrote to your mother years and years ago!
07:35Which mean absolutely nothing now!
07:39My car!
07:40No!
07:41My back!
07:42Sorry, Dinkleberg!
07:44Hmm!
07:45I'd throw it at Dinkleberg, but it's not heavy enough!
07:48So you can have it, Timmy!
07:49Uh, Dad?
07:50Shouldn't you be heading to work, too?
07:51Oh, I am at work, Timmy!
07:52My job is throwing things at our robot neighbors!
07:53Salutations, Neighbor Unit!
07:54Dinklebot!
07:55Can you believe it?
07:56Dinkleberg's building a ten-story addition to his house!
07:57An irresponsible child could get really hurt if he wandered in there!
07:58Yeah!
07:59Do you mind if I go over and check it out?
08:00Have fun, son!
08:01Timmy!
08:02We got it!
08:03We got the stick!
08:04To prove what great parents we are, we even bid a mailman as a bonus!
08:07And guess what I did on Dinkleberg's lawn!
08:08Wait!
08:09Could Timmy have wished Dinkleberg into a poop sandwich?
08:10A triple-decker!
08:11Now let's go!
08:12Cosmo?
08:13Wanda?
08:14With my mom and dad?
08:15You saved me!
08:16You bet we did!
08:17Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:21Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:29Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35Oh!
08:36Oh!
08:37By the way, Dinkleberg, poop sandwich, Monday!
08:39What's all the ruckus?
08:40Either the world is ending or the Dinklebergs are having another yard sale!
08:45Honey!
08:46The Dinklebergs are having a yard sale!
08:49People of Earth!
08:50And Dinkleberg!
08:51Woohoo!
08:52Get your bongo on!
08:54Check it out, honey!
08:56We have the biggest nest on the street!
08:58Oh!
08:59I hate to ruffle your feathers, dear, but the neighbor's nest is even bigger!
09:03Curse you, Dinklebirds!
09:06I have exciting news!
09:08I'm coaching your soccer team!
09:10Awesome!
09:11That means I'll actually get to play more!
09:14And I get a chance to beat Dinkleberg!
09:16Every year, his team, the Dinkle Ducks, wins the championship!
09:20Just look at him, floating in his trophy room!
09:23Ugh!
09:24Dad!
09:25He's sleeping in a hammock!
09:27That's what he wants you to think!
09:29He's crafty!
09:30Your Dinkle Ducks are Dinkle Dad!
09:33I'm sorry, Sport!
09:34Your dad's just gone a little cuckoo, cause he wants to beat Mr. Dinkleberg!
09:38We win!
09:39Timmy, you were amazing!
09:43In your face, Dinkleberg's answering machine!
09:48When this season began, I had a dream!
09:51A dream to defeat a monster named Dinkleberg!
09:55Ooh!
09:56A ninja!
09:57Great!
09:58I need you to make a man named Dinkleberg go away!
10:03Now I can throw money at all my problems!
10:08Thanks, Turner!
10:10Dinkleberg!
10:11Dinkleberg!
10:12Now I am the alpha-loaf!
10:16Ah!
10:17Meatloaves!
10:18Follow me to Dinkleberg's house!
10:23What?
10:24Howdy, with a chance of rain!
10:26This can only be the work of...
10:29Morning, Turner!
10:30Dinkleberg!
10:35Honey, your tie doesn't match your shirt!
10:38Duh!
10:39Dinkleberg strikes again!
10:44We're out of milk!
10:45Dinkleberg has gone too far this time!
10:50Where's you, Dinkleberg?
10:53Honey, thanks for the extra fiber.
10:55But I don't know why you keep blaming Mr. Dinkleberg for everything.
10:59He's a perfectly nice neighbor.
11:01Get away from your mother, Timmy!
11:03Dinkleberg's put a computer chip in her woman brain and turned her against us!
11:07Dinkleberg!
11:08I know you're listening!
11:09And as sure as I eat my breakfast in a hockey mask, you won't get away with this!
11:14Welcome to Operation Dinkleberg!
11:18For years, Dinkleberg has fooled everyone with his phony good neighbor act!
11:23It's time to expose Dinkleberg for the monster he really is!
11:28Gah! No toilet paper!
11:30Dinkleberg has struck again!
11:32Relax, sport!
11:33Your dad can't obsess about Mr. Dinkleberg forever!
11:36The chicken has left the hen house!
11:38Is that spy talk for Dinkleberg is on the move?
11:41No, it's spy talk for my pants are down around my ankles!
11:44Oh no!
11:45Dinkleberg's heading into his evil lair!
11:47Switching to inside cameras!
11:50Eee, I forgot.
11:51We don't have inside cameras.
11:53Do you know what this means, Timmy?
11:55I hope that means you're gonna pull up your pants now!
11:58There's no time!
11:59Besides, that's just what Dinkleberg would want me to do!
12:02We've gotta get a camera inside Dinkleberg's house!
12:05Now, remember the plan!
12:07Every cookie in that box has a tiny camera and a microphone in it!
12:11All you have to do is get Dinkleberg to buy those cookies!
12:15Uh, hi Mr. Dinkleberg!
12:17Girl voice!
12:18Would you like to buy a box of lemon cream and cookies?
12:21Anything to help the cream puff girls!
12:24Look, Timmy!
12:25It's Dinkleberg's evil lair!
12:28Eee, this Santa Claus plan is foolproof!
12:31But it's not even Christmas!
12:33And it never will be if that villain Dinkleberg gets away with...
12:38...whatever it is he's doing!
12:40Dad, get a grip!
12:41There is nothing evil about Mr. Dinkleberg!
12:43Eee!
12:44Dinkleberg's gotten to you, too!
12:46He put a chip in your little girl brain just like he did to your mother!
12:49You maniac!
12:51Give me back, my son!
12:53Let's escape before I, too, fall under Dinkleberg's control!
12:57To the escape chute!
12:59Ah!
13:00Honey, push in my fall!
13:02Ah!
13:05Dinkleberg!
13:11D-Dinkleberg!
13:12Oh, no!
13:13Timmy!
13:14Your dad's in trouble!
13:15Whoa!
13:16I can't believe it!
13:17He was right about Dinkleberg all along!
13:19Now we've gotta risk everything, including our lives, to save him!
13:27Timmy!
13:28Stop talking to Dinkleberg's piranhas and hit that button!
13:30You did it, son!
13:32Now we can defeat Dinkleberg together!
13:37Yay!
13:38To the escape chute!
13:39I'll cushion your fall!
13:40I've got you!
13:41Whoa!
13:42Mr. Dinkleberg!
13:43Whoa!
13:44Mr. Dinkleberg!
13:45I can't believe you really are evil!
13:48Oh, I'm not really evil, Timmy!
13:50I just knew how much it meant to your father to think I was evil!
13:54Goldilocks!
13:55Goldilocks!
13:56I'm so happy!
13:57Cause I'm safe at home?
13:58Yes!
13:59Yes!
14:00Duh!
14:01But also because I was right about Dinkleberg being evil!
14:04Dinkleberg!
14:05I joined a lumberjack club, Timmy!
14:06Timber!
14:07Oops!
14:08I wonder if there's a hide from the police club!
14:09Bye, Timmy!
14:10I've gotta get Dinkleberg's prints on this axe!
14:11Someone stole my lipstick!
14:12Oh, that was me!
14:13I borrowed your lipstick to write creepy messages on Dinkleberg's mirror!
14:30Honey, the ghost is back and he wants us to leave!
14:33Strange things are definitely going on around here!
14:36Maybe it's the work of Dinkleberg's ghost!
14:39Oh, wait, that's me. The wind was howling like Dinkleburg when I backed over his foot with my car.
14:44But there was a mystery gnawing at my brain like the rabid coyote I had put in Dinkleburg's bed.
14:49Timmy's a witch!
14:50No wonder my broom's been missing.
14:52Yeah, actually, I took the broom to sweep a black widow under Dinkleburg's door.
14:56Oh, no! You're Dinkleburg's ghost!
14:59Honey, you're Dinkleburg's ghost. That's the ice maker.
15:03I can't believe it. Actual fairy's living in my house.
15:07Dinkleburg's only got a ghost. Ha! Oh, wait.
15:10I have to wash the dishes, do the laundry, and tar the driveway.
15:14And I've got to continue terrorizing Dinkleburg.
15:18What about Dinkleburg?
15:20Dinkleburg's not a magic word.
15:22Unless it's Italian. Is it titty?
15:24Just do it.
15:25Abracadinkleburg!
15:27My fellow Americans and Dinkleburg, thank you for magically electing me president.
15:33As your president, I hereby decree that every day is Saturday.
15:36Except for you, Dinkleburg. For you, every day is tax day. Ha-ha!
15:40By the power vested in me by Fury World and the county of Whittier, California, I now erase your memories.
15:47Abracadinkleburg!
15:48Okay, Rocky. This is Dinkleburg's scent. Sick him!
16:00Whoa! When'd you get a crop duster?
16:02I made it out of the pile of wood that used to be our entertainment center.
16:05I call it the Dinkle Duster.
16:07Because I'm going to drop dust on Dinkleburg's house.
16:09He's allergic.
16:10He's also allergic to lobster, but that's way too expensive to drop.
16:16Hey, Turner.
16:17Just risked my life to save Timmy from a frayed power line that almost swung into his room.
16:21No need to thank me.
16:22I live to be responsible.
16:24You monster!
16:26You're steaming up the window with your hot Dinkle breath!
16:28I wish Mr. Dinkleburg was my troop leader.
16:34Hi, Turner. I'm the new scout leader.
16:37Dinkleburg?
16:39No!
16:40No, Timmy!
16:41I had a horrible dream that candy tasted like vegetables.
16:44Also, Dinkleburg replaced me as a scout leader.
16:46I definitely made the right decision by replacing my dad with Mr. Dinkleburg.
16:50What?
16:51Maybe I was wrong to make Mr. Dinkleburg the scout leader.
16:54Turner didn't know it, but he was about to take the most terrifying flight of his life.
17:03Oh, I'm so excited.
17:05Mr. Ed Ledley is sending me on my very first business trip.
17:08And even better, I won't be anywhere near my evil neighbor, Dinkleburg.
17:13I'm going to miss you, Turner.
17:17Dinkleburg?
17:18Why am I in your car?
17:19You asked me to postpone my appendix surgery and drive you to the airport.
17:23And like the calculating fiend you are, you agreed.
17:28So long.
17:28I'd wave, but my life-threatening appendicitis has weakened me.
17:32Have a good flight.
17:33How I fly is none of your business, you nosy bloodsucker.
17:37I'll pick you up Monday morning.
17:39Mmm, there may be traffic.
17:41Come Sunday night and sleep in your car.
17:43Okay.
17:45Mmm, let's see.
17:46Totally safe airlines.
17:48Nothing to fear airlines.
17:49Ooh, there's mine.
17:50American Scare Lines.
17:53Well, this is a little creepy, but anything's better than being around Dinkleburg.
18:06I thought you might enjoy a little music while you wait.
18:09Quit stalking me, you musically gifted monster!
18:12Boy, there's nothing like flying high in the sky, enjoying a tiny bag of peanuts a million miles away from Dinkleburg.
18:29There's a man on the wing of the plane!
18:34Can I have your tiny nuts?
18:36Is there a problem, sir?
18:40Dinkleburg!
18:41I'm either seeing things or I'm allergic to tiny nuts!
18:44Hey, if you're gonna scare me, at least bring me more snacks!
18:48If you're hungry, you can have the food I bought at the Duty Free shop!
18:51Sounds good!
18:53I prefer my food duty free!
18:55Dang!
18:56Two Dinkleburgs!
18:57Oh, no!
18:58I've got double Dinklevision!
19:02Get a grip, Turner!
19:04There's no way you just saw two Dinkleburgs!
19:06You're just a little freaked out!
19:08Maybe an in-fight movie will calm you down!
19:12Cloudy with a chance of Dinkleburg?
19:14No!
19:14How to train your Dinkleburg?
19:16Boring!
19:17Oh, Titanic!
19:19Nothing like watching a good disaster movie on a plane!
19:22I'm king of the world!
19:25Oh, no!
19:26The ship's hit a Dinkleburg!
19:28Wait a second.
19:30All these movies have Dinkleburg in them!
19:32Who the heck picked these?
19:34Green, Ditter!
19:36A plane full of Dinkleburgs!
19:39I'm also out of tiny nuts again!
19:42I eat when I'm scared, Timmy!
19:44And nothing scarier than a plane full of Dinkleburgs!
19:48Turner was trapped on a plane full of Dinkleburgs!
19:56This can't be happening!
19:58How's your flight, Turner?
19:59With my first class seat, Turner?
20:01Want to use my frequent flyer miles, Turner?
20:03Yeah!
20:05If you're scared, you can have my babies biking!
20:08Cuckoo gaga, Turner!
20:10A Dinkle Lady holding a Dinkle Baby!
20:12I've got to get off this plane!
20:15Captain, we have to make an emergency landing!
20:17This plane is possessed by Dinkle Demons!
20:19Don't be silly, Turner!
20:21The only thing this plane possesses is an undying commitment to its customer's satisfaction!
20:25This flight is my second worst nightmare!
20:31My worst nightmare is the one where they cancel casual Fridays at work!
20:34What am I going to do with all those Hawaiian shirts?
20:36The only way to end this nightmare is to take that baby's plankie and jump off this plane!
20:41That's it!
20:46I'm Dinkle done with this flight!
20:48I'm ready to jump when you are, Turner!
20:50We're hugging!
20:52Yeah!
20:52This is worse than having too many Hawaiian shirts!
20:56Forget the chute!
20:57I'll take my chances by landing on that national landmark!
21:00Oh no!
21:01It's Mount Dinklemore!
21:02That monster is everywhere!
21:04That's it!
21:15My only hope of getting off this accursed plane is with the help of that creature who's ripping apart the wing!
21:20Excuse me, Mr. Creature!
21:26I know you're a little busy destroying the landing gear, but can you help me get off this plane?
21:30And on an unrelated note, please don't be Dinkleberg!
21:33Of course it's me, Turner!
21:36I noticed this wing was looking a little shoddy, so I thought I'd put my life at risk to make sure you have the best flight ever!
21:42Why, thank you!
21:44I mean, no!
21:50Thank goodness I escaped with these nutbags!
21:55No!
21:56Thank goodness you're not Dinkleberg!
21:59Whatever you do, don't get on that plane!
22:01It was a nightmare at 20,000 dinklefeet!
22:03Get away from me, you nutbag!
22:05And give me one of those nutbags!
22:07What a kook!
22:08There's no way I'm skipping out on a relaxing week away from Mother!
22:14That must be the signal aboard!
22:20Excuse me, flight attendant!
22:22Can I get some more peanuts?
22:23Don't eat too many, Denzel!
22:25Don't spoil your in-flight dinner!
22:27Mother!
22:28Hello, Denzel!
22:29I don't want my money!
22:33Hey, Turner!
22:34I noticed your wiper blades were a little warm, so I took the liberty of hiking all the way out here and changing them for you!
22:41Go back to your scare plane, you dinklebane of my existence!
22:45The wipers work!
22:47Woo-hoo!
22:48Come on, Dad!
22:50Dad?
22:51Just go with Dinkleberg, Tinny.
22:54After all, he's your favorite as troop leader.
22:57You're the best scout leader ever, Mr. Dinkleberg!
23:00I'll come sit down and enjoy some delicious Dinkleburgers!
23:03They're made out of lobster!
23:05Dad!
23:06I brought you a Dinkleburger!
23:08Dad?
23:09Dear son,
23:10Dinkleburg is a better scout leader than me.
23:13The Squirrely Scout Association was right to replace me.
23:16You'll never have to look at my sorry face again!
23:19See you Monday!
23:20Love, Dad!
23:21Oh, Tinny doesn't need me, figment of my imagination.
23:25He's having the time of his life with Dinkleburg!
23:28Ah, help!
23:29Dad, save me!
23:31Oh, Tinny's in danger!
23:33I'd rescue him, but I'd only mess it up.
23:34Dinkleburg can save him!
23:36Ah, I can't save him!
23:38Good job, Turner!
23:39You're a hero and more deserving to be a Squirrely Scout troop leader than I am!
23:43You take that back, Dinkleburg!
23:45Oh, wait.
23:46Curse you, Dinkleburg!
23:48Dirt!
23:49An iceberg!
23:50Now I'm sinking!
23:52I just have one question.
23:53When Sparky brought Erg, Ben, and the Earl back from the past,
23:57wouldn't that mess something up?
23:59Honey, I'm gonna play with my world of tiny people now!
24:03I'm gonna go drop this building on tiny Dinkleburg!
24:06I can finally tell that monster, Dinkleburg, what I really think of him!
24:11You do that anyway, Dad!
24:12Yes, but now I can do it from Fiji!
24:15Sparky taught me to swim!
24:17He also showed me how to jimmy the lock on Mr. Dinkleburg's pool gate!
24:21Be right back, Grant!
24:23I'm gonna go show Dinkleburg my buff biceps and my roll of manly quarters!
24:28Oh, no!
24:30Here comes my evil neighbor, Dinkleburg!
24:32I wish Dinkleburg never existed!
24:35Okay, but there's a small chance that could alter the fabric of space and time!
24:39He said waffily!
24:41All I have left are these earwax-covered raisins and a half million dollars from Dinkleburg!
24:46Like that's any consolation!
24:48Curse you, Dinkleburg!
24:50Timmy, check out my new smartphone!
24:52It even has a Destroy Dinkleburg app!
24:54Watch this!
24:55That cheapskate Mr. Turner never paid me!
25:00I wish he were handcuffed with mortal enemy Mr. Dinkleburg!
25:08Dinkleburg?
25:10No!
25:10Let's see!
25:14There's a yo-yo, a paddle ball game, and a scary hand-scrawled book called Sink the Dink!
25:19How I plan to destroy Dinkleburg and tarnish his legacy!
25:23That's my dad's, all right!
25:25Would you mind rubbing some sunblock on my back?
25:26Sure, pal!
25:27This is the life!
25:29I mean, curse you, Dinkleburg!
25:32You get the Edward R. Blooper Award!
25:34Yes!
25:35I'll add it to my collection of awards!
25:37And this will be the first one without Dinkleburg's name on it!
25:40I got a monkey to steal these for me!
25:42Well, if you want to get a girl, quit talking to your fish!
25:45More importantly, what are you doing in Dinkleburg's room?
25:48Uh, this is my room, Dad!
25:50Oh, then I'm gonna need that bomb back!
25:53Ah!
25:55Yeah!
25:56No!
25:56It's my old leaf blower!
26:00Ooh, this brings back memories!
26:02I blew a lot of leaves and poisonous spiders into Dinkleburg's yard with this baby!
26:06Hopefully they'll feast on Dinkleburg's brain while we barricade ourselves in the zombie shelter!
26:10Oh, honey!
26:11I sold your golf clubs for four dollars!
26:14Here's your money!
26:15I love those golf clubs!
26:16Wait, I stole those from Dinkleburg!
26:19This is four dollars of pure profit!
26:21In your face, Dinkleburg!
26:23Dinkleburg!
26:27Animals of the wild, save me!
26:29Not you, Ed McMahon-eater!
26:33Go eat Dinkleburg!
26:36Ooh!
26:36A shiny new alligator snapping turtle!
26:38I can throw this at Dinkleburg!
26:40Ah, a Dinkleburg-free day!
26:46Well, I hear your frustration, Mr. Kraken!
26:49I live next door to a monster named Dinkleburg, who's ruining my life!
26:53Let's fight through the unrelenting itching of Pink-Eye to complete Phase 1 of Operation Elimiting
26:58Dinkleburg, I've built a replica of Dinkleburg's house on a missile testing site!
27:02Now for Phase 2, I'll launch my Global Positioning Satellite that will redirect Dinkleburg to his fake home,
27:08where he'll be annihilated!
27:11If you want me to get rid of Dinkleburg, you better get your caboose off that caboose!
27:16And what were you doing with Mr. Crocker today?
27:18Well, I wasn't striking a deal to swap your fish for Dinkleburg's doom!
27:22On a completely unrelated note, can I have your fish?
27:24Ah! Over in!
27:29Wow! Tinny's hairy fish seems to hate you!
27:31Just give me the real fish while I take care of Dinkleburg!
27:42Holy cow! I feel fantastic!
27:45What's your name, you best friend?
27:47Dinkleburg!
27:48Gah! Nice to meet you, Mr. Gah!
27:50Sorry, Turner, the deal's off!
27:52I'm not getting rid of Dinkleburg!
27:54He's better than having shurries!
27:56And there's no way I'm pushing this button that will redirect him to his fake house in the missile site!
28:01Then I will!
28:02Sayonara, Dinkleburg!
28:08There's a reason to cry, guys!
28:10Mr. Dinkleburg's safe at his real home!
28:12And you guys are safe with me!
28:14That's not why we're crying!
28:16Mr. Dinkleburg spilled onion tea in the fish bowl!
28:19Ooh, that monster Dinkleburg didn't get annihilated!
28:22I'm so mad I've got to let off some steam!
28:25And it's a good thing Mr. Dinkleburg got exact replicas of all my old stuff!
28:29Nothing puts more fear into the heart of thieves than duck hats!
28:32I stole them from Dinkleburg, so technically, I'm our first suspect!
28:36After much thorough and handsome investigating in this duck hat,
28:39I've concluded that the burglar is none other than...
28:43Dinkleburg!
28:44Mr. Dinkleburg's clean!
28:47Nothing we found leads to him!
28:48Oh, really?
28:50Then how do you explain these stolen duck hats?
28:53You stole them from him, Dad!
28:54So it is Dinkleburg!
28:58This is the worst day ever!
29:01I was going through Dinkleburg's mail and I found this!
29:03A monogrammed sweater?
29:05No, I took the sweater from Dinkleburg's closet!
29:07The D stands for Dad now!
29:09I meant this copy of Perfect Family magazine!
29:12Every week they give the Perfect Family Award to the Dinkleburgs!
29:16Why not us?
29:17Honestly, what's so great about the Dinkleburgs?
29:19Sure, they turn their pool into a sanctuary for endangered sea turtles!
29:23Which, by the way, make delicious soup!
29:26Who am I kidding?!
29:28The Dinkleburgs are better than us!
29:32No, they're not, Dad!
29:33We have a much nicer...
29:35tablecloth!
29:36I stole that from Dinkleburg, too!
29:38That's why it has D's on it!
29:40I thought that stood for dinner!
29:42Being perfect is hard!
29:44Now I have to do things like mow the lawn!
29:46Break the leaves!
29:48And give Dinkleburg back all the stuff I stole!
29:51Turner!
29:52You didn't have to return all my stuff!
29:54Oh, I had no choice!
29:55I'm cursed with perfection!
29:57But I am keeping your watch!
30:00Oh, no, I'm not!
30:02Turners, assemble!
30:06By the way, Dinkleburg, here's your conch shell!
30:10Morning!
30:11I'm gonna get the paper and hack apart Dinkleburg's gazebo!
30:14This is a nightmare!
30:17I tried to hack apart his gazebo and ended up building him a new family room with a stunning bay window!
30:22Hey, Turner!
30:23Just reminding you, when you built my family room with that stunning bay window,
30:26you kindly offered to drive me to the airport in rush hour traffic!
30:29I can't wait!
30:32I treasure every minute we spend together!
30:36What kind of voodoo is this?
30:39It's super critical to me!
30:41You get it!
30:41If I get up, I'm afraid I'll detail Dinkleburg's car again!
30:44I broke Dinkleburg's window, and I don't feel the urge to fix it!
30:48The curse is broken!
30:49You're in love with that dog in Dinkleburg's yard?
30:52Dad, what is wrong with you?
30:54Oh, lots of things!
30:56In fact, your mother made a list!
30:57No, Dad, I'm talking about the way you treat Mr. Dinkleburg!
31:00Sparky Turner!
31:02Back away from that Dinkle dog!
31:03No Turner shall ever associate with a Dinkleburg!
31:06Dinkleburg!
31:10You're coming with me!
31:11My eyes!
31:13I feel bad that I won't let you see that Dinklebeast next door!
31:16So you're gonna let Sparky hang out with Peaches?
31:19And possibly, hopefully, get dressed?
31:21Heavens no!
31:23Hey, Turner!
31:24You must have some pretty rich soil to grow such an impressive tree!
31:27You mind if I perch this nest of orphaned baby birds I rescued in there?
31:30Are you crazy?
31:32This isn't a bird hotel!
31:33It's a money tree!
31:34Hurt your Dinkleburg somewhere else?
31:37Okie dokie, neighbor!
31:39For the last time, Turner, I'm still alive!
31:42You're dead to me, Dinkleburg!
31:44Well, okay!
31:47Hey-oh!
31:48Oh, I'm filthy rich man!
31:51When I see a problem, I throw money at it!
31:54Morning, Turner!
31:55Nice underpants!
31:56Dinkleburg is a problem!
31:58So, Mayor Jimmy's dad, what are your goals now that you're in office?
32:01First, I'm gonna put a $10,000 bounty on Dinkleburg!
32:05Second, I just upped the bounty to $20,000!
32:08Boy, I wish for my dad to be mayor!
32:10I really didn't see this whole paparazzi thing coming!
32:12Yeah, just like Dinkleburg didn't see Mr. Crocker and his mother coming!
32:16No one makes a field stare like you, mother!
32:21Now cut him down!
32:22We'll split the $20,000 and go our separate ways!
32:24Well, you know, sport, you can always unwish your mayor wish!
32:28I can't do that to my dad!
32:30Being mayor makes him so happy!
32:32They caught Dinkleburg!
32:34Oh, I'm so happy!
32:39Keep working, Dinkleburg!
32:42And don't forget to polish my statue!
32:46Every great movie starts with a big attention-grabbing opener!
32:50And I have just the thing!
32:52And action!
32:57Yes!
32:58I blew up Dinkleburg's house!
33:00That should be a crowd-pleaser!
33:02I know it pleased me!
33:05Thanks for putting me in your movie, Turner!
33:07It was worth losing all the possessions that connected me to the meaningful moments of my life
33:11and made me feel whole!
33:12Don't sass me, you ungrateful monster!
33:15Also, I forgot to put film in the camera,
33:17so start rebuilding your house so I can blow it up again!
33:20Anything for the arts, Turner!
33:21Stop throwing tantrums, you diva!
33:24Moving on!
33:26House rebuilt!
33:27I hope Turner appreciates it!
33:29Get out of the shot, Dinkleburg!
33:34Cut!
33:35I got everything but your house exploding, Dinkleburg!
33:38You know what that means!
33:40Heavily rebuilding as we speak, Turner!
33:42It gives my life purpose!
33:43A peace键or for the guys in the world!
33:44Get out of here!
33:44Better than a problem!
33:44God bless for all!
33:45My vou creativity and mine!
33:46Get out of here!
33:47What do you need Minnieود and your dreams!
33:48We need anything to develop!
33:48Heavily displays!
33:49Better than a promise!
33:49We love you!
33:50His house loses so much money, the price is nice!
33:50Heavily
33:52is great in love than a gust!
33:53Higher everything achieved!
33:54Heavily
34:06and has no interest!
34:06Theоже Pode
34:07man
34:08to help you
34:08We are
34:10to help you