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00:00But first up, latent Star Trek fan Peter Smith tests Top Trekkers on their uncanny knowledge of the United Federation of Planets.
00:25Let's be on board, Captain Peter Smith.
00:30Hello, good evening, and of course, live long and prosper.
00:40Oh, okay, I can't do it, but luckily I don't count.
00:43Because for the next half hour, we're about to boldly go where no quiz show has gone before.
00:48Our mission is to seek out intelligent life forms, knowledge and wisdom through the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
00:54Yes, tonight we're out to find the ultimate Star Trekker who'll win an all-expenses-paid night with the stars of the London premiere of the next Star Trek movie.
01:03So please welcome our five bold voyagers who are about to go into battle.
01:08I'm Mark Wright. I live in Halifax, and I'm at university studying for a BA in media performance.
01:18My hobbies include acting, writing, and absolutely anything to do with Star Trek.
01:24I'm Cass Shield from Newcastle, and I'm married with three children.
01:27I work for Disney and the National Trust, but Star Trek is definitely the love of my life.
01:34Apart from my husband, Jim Shield, of course.
01:36For him, it shields up whenever it comes to Star Trek.
01:39I'm John Ward from Derbyshire. I'm a production controller for Rolls-Royce.
01:44My teenage daughter disowns me when I go into Star Trek mode.
01:48They tell me I'm a dead ringer for data, so I should find this as easy as falling off the captain's log.
01:57I am Bertrix Jones, an artist animator on computer games.
02:00I work in Warwickshire, but spend a lot of time in Bournemouth.
02:03Star Trek is a passion. I did my degree thesis on it, so I wouldn't have missed a night for all the tea in the replicator.
02:10I'm Rob Clark from Leicester. I'm a computer programmer and the treasurer of our local Starfleet.
02:16I've been a Star Trek fan since I had chicken pox as a child and spent all my time watching the videos.
02:21And I'm itching to boldly go tonight.
02:23Ladies and gentlemen, our five voyagers.
02:31Okay, let me explain. Our brave five will boldly go through the universe, leaping from Starbase to Starbase by answering questions correctly.
02:39With the weak and the wounded being callously and dispassionately zapped into the distant galaxies along the way.
02:46So please be careful.
02:47So here we go into our first mission, where it's phasers at the ready.
02:51We're going to look at an audiovisual bite, freeze the action and then ask a question.
03:03The first voyager on the phaser with the correct answer will embark upon a journey moving ten star bases towards the final frontier.
03:10On screen, Mr. Scott.
03:13This Tribble is dead. And so are these.
03:16Yes. Bones, I want the Tribbles, the grain, everything analyzed.
03:19I want to know what killed these Tribbles.
03:22That isn't going to do you any good, Kirk.
03:25This project is ruined and Starfleet is going to hear about it.
03:29And when they do, they will have a board of inquiry and they will roast you alive.
03:34Yes, until that board of inquiry, I'm still a captain.
03:36And as captain, I want two things done.
03:38First, find Cyrano Jones. And second?
03:40Okay, that was from Trouble with Tribbles.
03:42First question is, one of the things Kirk wanted someone to do was find Cyrano Jones.
03:47What was the second question? Mark?
03:49Captain Kirk would like the hatch above him to be closed.
03:52Ooh, let's have a look.
03:53First, find Cyrano Jones. And second?
03:59Close that door.
04:00Close that hatch above him. Well done.
04:06Mark has moved ten star bases into the universe.
04:09Okay.
04:10In true Kirk fashion, I get to ask Captain Supplementals.
04:13And I get two of them. Here's the first one.
04:15How did the Tribbles get on board the Enterprise? Mark again.
04:18Lieutenant Nahura brought one on board, which she purchased from Cyrano Jones.
04:21That's a bit of a complete answer, and it's 100% correct. Well done.
04:24Here's the second Captain Supplemental.
04:26In the episode The Man Trap, one crew member had a pet plant called Gertrude.
04:31Whoa. B.
04:32Mr. Sulu.
04:33It certainly was. The ship's botanist at the time. The plant was a Beauregard. It looked just like a human hand.
04:38Okay. Roll another tape, Mr. Scott.
04:40What's happening, Mr. Warp?
04:42The shuttle has been enveloped by an energy field. Its engines and life support have failed.
04:46Increase to full impulse. Bridge to transporter room three. Prepare to beam the shuttle crew back once we're in range.
04:52Transfer artillery power to inertial dampers.
04:55Warning. Structural failure imminent.
04:58I can't get a pattern lock.
05:00The shuttle is coming apart, Chief. We've got to do it now.
05:03There's a 40% drop in mass. I may have lost one of them.
05:10Ooh, earn misses. Now, the question is, why had the shuttle crew's mass dropped by 40% during Bea?
05:16They'd all been reduced the size of children.
05:18Certainly the right answer. Let's have a look.
05:26Thank you, Mr. O'Brien. Another moment and...
05:29Indeed, they'd regressed to children by some mysterious energy field, and that was from an episode called The Rascals.
05:34Okay, here's the first captain's supplemental on that clip.
05:37One of the crew who became a child was Guinan. In which episode did she first appear?
05:42Mark.
05:43The child.
05:44It was the child. Here's the second captain's supplemental.
05:47Why did the choice of director on Rascal smack of nepotism...
05:50Mark.
05:51Adam Nimoy, director of the episode, who's the son of Leonard Nimoy.
05:54Absolutely correct.
05:55Now, it's time to do a bit of stargazing.
05:57Over the years, a whole galaxy of stars have made guest appearances in the various incarnations of Star Trek.
06:02We're going to see just a few of them, and then I'll ask our voyagers some questions.
06:07Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
06:11I got to wear trousers. The whole time.
06:16Oh, it was hard to go back to a corset, I can tell you.
06:21We are to kill the strangers.
06:24Kill?
06:26We do not understand.
06:30Damn.
06:31Mr. Sulu, plot and intercept course.
06:36Starfleet urgently requests any data we have on the whereabouts of Enterprise.
06:43A what?
06:44Well, apparently, they're refusing to acknowledge signal to return to space dock, sir.
06:50Excuse us, miss.
06:52We didn't mean to trespass.
06:54It's cold outside.
06:56A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
06:59It isn't that cold.
07:00Would you like to be shown to your rooms?
07:18I call.
07:20You are bluffing.
07:21And you will lose.
07:23Wrong again, Albert.
07:25Okay, let's see who you remember.
07:31Who from a rival show turned the head of the outrageous O'Connor?
07:35Mark.
07:36Terry Hatcher.
07:37It was Terry Hatcher as BG Robinson.
07:39Robin Curtis probably cheered when the actress left a vacancy for a half-Valcon, half-Romulan.
07:46B.
07:47Savick.
07:48How many characters I want?
07:49Kirstie Alley.
07:50Very good.
07:51Just in time.
07:52You get one.
07:53Okay, name the poker player who was the voice of B2.
07:55Rob.
07:57Stephen Hawking.
07:58It was Stephen Hawking.
07:59Well done.
08:00He made a British telecom commercial where he urged people to keep talking.
08:03Who played the Klingon general who set up on track four?
08:06Mark.
08:07Christopher Plummer.
08:08It was Christopher Plummer.
08:09Well done.
08:10Before the Enterprise in the movie Star Trek VI.
08:12And the last question is, everybody ready?
08:14Which rock drummer was rumoured to be inside?
08:16I knew that wouldn't take long.
08:18B.
08:19Mick Fleetwood.
08:20It was Mick Fleetwood.
08:21Oh man.
08:22The question was, what rock drummer was rumoured to be inside the costume of the Antidean Ambassador?
08:28Poor old Mick Fleetwood looking like a fish, but he's a big fan.
08:31And in case you were wondering who the other four were, they were David Soule.
08:34There you go.
08:35Star Trek and Hutch.
08:36Joan Collins.
08:37Christian Slater looking like he always does.
08:39Stephanie Beecham acting like she always does.
08:42So at the end of the first mission, how are our bold voyagers faring?
08:47Well, the captain's log tells us that Kath and John are still in Earth orbit.
08:51But 20 star bases in the lead is Mark.
08:54Well played.
08:59The next time we look at the captain's log, the lowest scorer will be transported away to somewhere gruesome.
09:04So good luck to our voyagers as we advance into our second mission, where they may find some things illogical.
09:10So it's illogical, Captain, but what is?
09:21Well, that's what our voyagers have to tell me.
09:23To start, I've got four well-known Star Trek faces on screen.
09:27Make it so, number one.
09:29Here we have Spock, Spock, I guess that's Spock, and another Spock.
09:34But the question is, in what way did the behaviour, in what way did the behaviour of one of these Spocks appear illogical?
09:42B.
09:43The bearded Spock in B, because he was in the Mirror Universe and he acted for his own ends.
09:48Certainly was, it was a nasty Spock from the Mirror Universe.
09:51It's Spock, Jim, but not as we know him.
09:52Okay, here we have four more images.
09:55Make it so, number one.
09:56Right, what have we got here?
09:57We've got Marsha, the Enterprise, Armus, the oil slick monster, and a Klingon starship.
10:05B.
10:06B, because the other three can change their shape or appear differently.
10:09Brilliant answer, wrong answer.
10:11Wrong question, I haven't even asked it yet.
10:13You have to be quiet, because I'll offer it to everybody else.
10:16Here's the question I would have asked.
10:18Which one of these four is most definitely not a model and why?
10:22John.
10:23Armus.
10:24And why?
10:25He is the malevolent entity that killed Tasha Yar.
10:30Why are the others models?
10:33A, she's an actress, and the other two, B and D, were used in the film or in the series.
10:41They were manufactured as models.
10:43I'm only going to give you five star bases, which means I'm going to open it up to Mark, Kath and Rob. Mark's there.
10:48Iman is a model who has appeared on the Tia Maria adverts, and the other two starships are models that are filmed as special effects.
10:55Brilliant.
10:56That's what we actually wanted.
10:57You get the other five star bases.
10:58I know you got there eventually, but it's not the proper route.
11:01Okay, we're going to stay illogical, and we're going to move up to warp speed.
11:08Because what I'm going to do is throw at you words, and I want you to identify them.
11:11And you tell me whether they're hardware or life forms, because they're from Star Trek.
11:16Or you tell me they're illogical, because they have nothing to do with Star Trek.
11:20Okay?
11:21You get five star bases each.
11:22I won't offer them up, because they're going to be coming thick and fast.
11:25Here's the first one.
11:27Benzite.
11:28Mark.
11:29Life form.
11:30It is humanoids from planet Benzar.
11:32Nomad.
11:33Rob.
11:34Hardware.
11:35It is space probes.
11:36Spot.
11:37B.
11:38Life form.
11:39It is data's pet cat.
11:40Chicka-tita.
11:41Rob.
11:42Illogical.
11:43Why?
11:44Because it's a song.
11:45From ABBA, 1979.
11:46Well done.
11:47Farpoint station.
11:48Mark.
11:49Hardware.
11:50It isn't.
11:51It's a life form.
11:52An arranging alien which disguised itself as a space station.
11:55Pad.
11:56B.
11:57Hardware.
11:58Handheld computer.
11:59Well done.
12:00Sod.
12:01B.
12:02Illogical.
12:03It's someone who steals your parking space.
12:05Mia 3.
12:08Rob.
12:09Life form.
12:10It is.
12:11A woman of MNR 7.
12:12Asda.
12:13B.
12:14Illogical.
12:15It's a supermarket.
12:16And the last word is Gorn.
12:18B again.
12:19Life form.
12:20Reptile-like.
12:21Hostile alien.
12:22Blimey.
12:23You're good at this, B.
12:24Well done.
12:25Right.
12:26Something highly illogical is coming through from Starbase Command.
12:28Have a look at these four.
12:29What have we got here?
12:31We've got an escalator.
12:32A brickie.
12:33A skeleton.
12:34And a coal miner.
12:35Here's the question.
12:36One of these is the real McCoy.
12:38But why are the others not?
12:40B again.
12:41Because the Doctor has said, I am not, but one of these.
12:43He's not been a skeleton.
12:44Which is C.
12:45I'm going to give you five Starbases.
12:47And I'm going to open it up to the rest.
12:48Yes.
12:49Rob.
12:50All right.
12:51Doctor McCoy has said, I'm a Doctor, not an elevator.
12:53Or an escalator.
12:54For A.
12:55For B.
12:56We've got that.
12:57I accept that from B as her answer.
12:58Okay.
12:59What we need to know is, why is C the real McCoy?
13:02Because it's bones.
13:04Most obvious answer there.
13:07Well done.
13:08And we've got the tape to prove it.
13:11I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer.
13:13I'm a Doctor, not a coal miner.
13:15I'm a Doctor, not an escalator.
13:17Spock, give me a hand.
13:26Straight from the horse's mouth.
13:27Which brings us to the end of our second mission.
13:29Let's take a look at the Captain's Log.
13:31Which tells us that Kath is stuck back on Earth with dodgy dilithium crystals.
13:36And now with the help of Wormhole, in the lead is B.
13:44But Kath, I'm honestly sorry to tell you this.
13:46It does mean that we're going to beam you down to Cestus III.
13:49To battle endlessly with the ghastly gorn.
14:07Well, sadly we've lost one crew member as we go into our third mission.
14:11But we welcome a board beamed all the way from Earth in the 20th century.
14:15Spitting image impressionist, John Culshaw.
14:27Welcome aboard, John.
14:28Now I know you're a big fan.
14:29Yes, I think it's the Captains who are my favourite.
14:32From Captain Kirk talking down and up where the odds are against us
14:36and the outlook is grim.
14:38And of course, Captain Picard contrasting there
14:40because he's very hard and bold.
14:42And if you liven him up again you get a wonderful Tom Baker.
14:44Which is very interesting, isn't it?
14:46Excellent.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Now I hope you're paying attention to this
14:50because that's exactly why John's here.
14:53Because John is going to read an extract of dialogue from Star Trek
14:56but he's going to read it using the wrong voices.
14:59Give us an example, John.
15:00Captain Ark, ye cannae change the laws of physics, can ye?
15:06Ah, ah, Mavis. Go on.
15:09Walk back to ten, Mavis. Go on.
15:11There's a good woman.
15:12Ah, ah, ah, ah.
15:17Well good luck if you can keep pace with this.
15:19Open your hailing frequencies, listen carefully.
15:22We've changed the names to protect the guilty.
15:25John, away you go.
15:26OK, this one's starring Frank Bruno and Scotty.
15:30Oh, he's killing the captain.
15:31Shoot it, Scotty, quickly.
15:33No, no.
15:34He's killing the captain.
15:36Shoot quick, ye know.
15:37I won't shoot Nancy.
15:39This is not Nancy.
15:41If she was Nancy, could she take this?
15:43Stop it! Stop it, Frank! Stop it!
15:53Confused? Well, you're supposed to be.
15:55I have two questions on what John was doing.
15:57Here's the first one.
15:58In that episode, who was really talking to who?
16:01B, straight in there.
16:02McCoy and Spock.
16:03Well done.
16:04Five star bases for each correct answer.
16:06That's ten in total.
16:07Here's the next question.
16:08If it wasn't Nancy, who was it that was killing the captain?
16:11Mark?
16:12The M113 Salt Vampire.
16:13Well, that's about as complete as it comes.
16:15You get ten star bases.
16:16Let's have a look.
16:17It's killing the captain.
16:19Shoot it, Doctor, quickly.
16:20No!
16:21No!
16:22It's killing the captain.
16:25Shoot, quick!
16:27I won't shoot Nancy.
16:28This is not Nancy.
16:29If she were Nancy, could she take this?
16:32Stop it!
16:33Stop it, Spock!
16:35Stop it!
16:38Delightful lady.
16:39OK, John, let's have another one.
16:40OK, this one with Spock and Chris Eubank.
16:43Guy walks into the doctor's office.
16:48The doctor tells him, you need an operation.
16:52The guy says, I want a second opinion.
16:55The doctor says, OK, OK, you're ugly too.
16:59Ba dum bum.
17:01Was that funny?
17:03No, Chris.
17:04No, Chris.
17:05You spoil the joke.
17:07It could be your timing.
17:10One's timing of digital.
17:15Outstanding.
17:16Again, we have two questions.
17:18Here's the first one.
17:19So who was telling Boo that wonderful joke?
17:21B.
17:22Data to Geordie.
17:23Data to?
17:24Geordie.
17:25Wrong.
17:26You get five points for Data.
17:28I'll open it up.
17:29Mark.
17:30Data to Guinan.
17:31Well done.
17:32You get the other five star bases.
17:33Next question.
17:34Where did the performance take place?
17:35Mark.
17:36In ten forward.
17:37It certainly did.
17:38Ten forward, Lounge, Starship, Enterprise, Deer,
17:40where Guinan is the bartender, as we can show you.
17:42Guy walks into the doctor's office.
17:44The doctor tells him you need an operation.
17:46The guy says, I want a second opinion.
17:48The doctor says, OK, you're ugly too.
17:50Ba dum bum.
17:51Was that funny?
17:53No.
17:58Data.
17:59You spoiled the joke.
18:02It could have been your timing.
18:04My timing is digital.
18:07And that was quite funny.
18:09OK, John, let's have another one.
18:10All right, this one with Rolf Harris and John Major.
18:14An accident wasn't good enough.
18:16Come on, Rolf.
18:17Good enough for one.
18:19Two would have been suspicious.
18:21Killed whilst attempting to escape.
18:23Now, that's convincing for both.
18:26Surprise.
18:27I can't believe I kissed you.
18:30Must have been your lifelong ambition.
18:38Well, the very best of luck with the last two questions.
18:41Here's the first one.
18:42Which were the two characters this time?
18:44B.
18:45Captain Kirk and the Klingon prison warder.
18:48It wasn't, but you get five for Kirk.
18:51Rob.
18:52It was Martyr.
18:53Correct, Rob.
18:54Five to you.
18:55Here's the second question.
18:56As we said earlier, Martyr was played by Iman,
18:58but who in that same scene also played Martyr?
19:01Mark.
19:02William Shatner.
19:03It was.
19:04Let's have a look at it.
19:05An accident wasn't good enough.
19:07Come on, Spock.
19:08Good enough for one.
19:10Two would have looked suspicious.
19:12Killed while attempting to escape.
19:15Now, that's convincing for both.
19:22Surprise.
19:23I can't believe I kissed you.
19:36Must have been your lifelong ambition.
19:38Well, thank you, John.
19:40The captain's log currently looks a lot like this.
19:43Back at Starbase 5 is John,
19:45but using his tractor beam to pull back into the lead is Mark.
19:48Well, it's with great sadness we have to lose John.
19:55It's with even greater sadness that I have to tell you,
19:57we're sending you to the M113 to join the not-so-nice Nancy.
20:02Remember her?
20:03The salt vampire?
20:04I'm ever so sorry.
20:11But in contrast, we say thank you and live long and prosper to John,
20:15who we beam off to the holodeck with the goddess of empathy,
20:17Deanna Troi.
20:18Will you thank John Coulshaw?
20:20Thank you very much.
20:30Well, with three voyagers left,
20:31only two of whom can face the final frontier,
20:34we move on to the observation deck.
20:36To survive this next mission, our remaining voyagers must sharpen their sensory responses.
20:47We're going to show an audiovisual bite from Star Trek history.
20:50The questions will be on the detail they see and hear, so be alert at all times.
20:55I want to tell you about my detective story.
21:00For several years now, I have been trying to unravel the secrets of Tagus III.
21:05Needless to say, I have not succeeded.
21:06However, I have, I believe, turned up some new information that, if nothing else,
21:11only raises a new set of mysteries, and I hope that we can discuss them here together.
21:16There have been 947 known archaeological excavations conducted on the planet's surface.
21:23Of those, some 74 are generally believed to have revealed findings of major importance.
21:29Here's the first question.
21:37Who was the first character to start their transformation?
21:40Rob?
21:41Dr Crusher.
21:42Well done.
21:43Here's the next question.
21:44Who pointed the change out to her?
21:46Mark?
21:47Counselor Troy.
21:48It was Deanna Troy.
21:49Here's the next question.
21:50How many excavations were believed to have...
21:52B?
21:53947.
21:54Unfortunately, that's not the right answer.
21:55I'm going to throw it open to Rob and Mark.
21:56Here's the full question.
21:57How many excavations were believed to have revealed findings of major importance?
22:02Take a guess.
22:03How many excavations were believed to have?
22:05Mark?
22:06Hundreds.
22:07Hundreds is not the answer.
22:08Rob, you want to guess?
22:09You got a chance?
22:10None.
22:11None.
22:12It was 74.
22:13947 excavations in total, but only 74 were thought to have been of major importance.
22:19Okay, and my last question about that bite is,
22:22During Picard's lecture, what appeared in Riker's hair arm?
22:25Mark?
22:26A pole arm.
22:27Or, well, a long stick.
22:29A long sticky thing.
22:30Staff.
22:31A staff.
22:32How about a wooden staff?
22:33A wooden staff.
22:34Very good.
22:35Because that's what I've got here.
22:36Thank you very much.
22:38Okay, as all observant Trekkers will tell you, Star Trek is not always perfect, but nitpicking
22:45fans have enjoyed looking for continuity errors, or bloopers as they're fondly known.
22:50Here's a classic.
22:51Excuse me.
22:52Kirk here.
22:53Captain Ramart of the Antares is on D channel.
22:57I'm on my way to the bridge now.
22:59Can I come with you?
23:00I don't think so, Jeremy.
23:01I will get in the way.
23:02The question is, what's about to bloop?
23:08B?
23:09Captain Kirk is about to lose his insignia.
23:12He isn't.
23:13We'll open it to Mark and Rob.
23:15Mark?
23:16The turbo lift doors fall off.
23:18Ooh, good guess.
23:19Wrong one.
23:20Rob, you've got chance on your own.
23:22They have swap positions.
23:23What swap positions?
23:25Charlie and Captain Kirk.
23:27Not quite.
23:28Let's have a look at it.
23:29Here we have the lovely Captain Kirk going into the lift wearing a gold crew neck sweater.
23:35What does he come out wearing?
23:37A green V-net with gold epaulets.
23:39Can you believe it?
23:46It's hard to believe.
23:48You've got to remember, these are the same people that in the early days, when they had the uniforms and sent them to be cleaned, they came back shrunk.
23:54So instead of changing, they kept them, which is why they wear these waist-sized stars.
23:58Never mind.
23:59So, at the end of our penultimate mission, let's take a look at the Captain's Log.
24:03Rob is stranded on Starbase 45, which means, unfortunately, we have to lose him.
24:08Sorry, Rob.
24:09Aww.
24:10Even worse, I have to tell you where you're going.
24:13To the penal colony on Elba II, run by the sadistic Governor Corey.
24:28This just leaves us with Mark and Bea, our two fearless voyagers, who've earned themselves a place in the ultimate battle, as they face the final frontier.
24:36Well, now that Mark and Bea have made it this far, we wipe the scores and start this final battle on an equal footing.
24:47And because this is where it all starts to get a bit serious, our two remaining voyagers have been beamed into isolation in their soundproof pods.
24:53Now, can I ask you, can you hear me clearly, both of you?
24:56Yes.
24:57Yes.
24:58All right.
24:59Well, you won't be able to hear each other because I'm going to ask you the same question.
25:01I will ask you alternately to give me an answer.
25:04I have to warn you that I have to accept your first answer.
25:07Now, all the questions I'm going to ask are about Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
25:11As you well know, was born in 2305 and became captain of Starship Enterprise D in 2363.
25:18So, if you're both ready, good luck to both of you.
25:21Here's the first question.
25:23What was the name of Picard's first Starship Command?
25:27B.
25:28USS Stargazer.
25:29Mark.
25:30The USS Stargazer.
25:33The correct answer is the USS Stargazer.
25:36Here's the next question.
25:39What connection do the actors David Tristan Birkin and Marcus Nash have with Captain Picard?
25:46Mark.
25:47Both the actors mentioned have played younger Picards.
25:52Same question to you, B.
25:54They both played younger versions of Captain Picard.
25:57And the correct answer is they have both played Picard in his youth.
26:01Next question.
26:03Name the birthplace of the captain and the names of his father and mother.
26:08I'll start with B.
26:09Le Bar, France.
26:10His father was Maurice Picard and his mother was Yvette de Gussard Picard.
26:15The same question of Mark.
26:17He was born in Le Bar, France.
26:19His father was called Maurice and his mother was called Yvette de Gussard.
26:24And the correct answer is he was born in Le Bar, France.
26:27His father was Maurice and his mother was Yvette de Gussard.
26:32In the episode Darmok, Captain Picard found himself on a planet with another starship captain.
26:39Why did he have difficulty communicating with the other captain?
26:43What was the other captain's name?
26:45And what was the name of the planet?
26:47Mark.
26:48He couldn't understand the captain because he communicated through metaphor.
26:55The captain was called Dathon.
26:57And I'm sorry I don't know the name of the planet.
27:00Same question to you, B.
27:02The captain's name was Dathlon.
27:05They talked in metaphors and the planet was Eladrill IV.
27:10And the correct answers are he had a communication problem because Darmok spoke in metaphors.
27:16The captain's name was Dathon and the planet was Adrel IV.
27:21During his adventures, the captain received the memories of an entire planet.
27:25One person's memory in particular left him with a lasting love of a musical instrument.
27:30Name that person, the planet he came from and the musical instrument.
27:36B.
27:37The planet was Catan.
27:39His name was Kameen.
27:41And the flute, the instrument was the Ristican flute.
27:44Same question to you, Mark.
27:46The man was called Kamen.
27:49The planet was Catan.
27:52And the instrument was a Ristican flute.
27:55And the answers are his name was Kameen.
27:58The planet was Catan.
28:00And the instrument is a Ristican flute.
28:03What great position of power has Jean-Luc held in the Klingon Empire?
28:09Mark.
28:11The Arbiter of Succession.
28:14Same question to B.
28:16He was the Arbiter of Succession.
28:17And the answer is, he was the Arbiter of Succession.
28:20And the answer is, he was the Arbiter of Succession.
28:29In which battle did the captain devise the famous starship manoeuvre which bears his name?
28:34B.
28:35The Battle of Maxiozata.
28:36Mark.
28:37I'm sorry, no.
28:38The answer is, the Battle of Maxiozata.
28:39Well, the audience know the answer.
28:54Mark, you've played brilliantly all the way through.
28:56But, our 30th anniversary Star Trekker is B.
29:00Would you please come out and join us?
29:02Come round here, let me shake your hand.
29:15Bye, gummies hot in there.
29:16Bye, gummies hot in there, she says.
29:18It's been hot all evening, the way you guys have answered the questions.
29:21Let me tell you what you've won.
29:22You'll be having an all-expenses-paid night for two in London, where you'll intend the star-studied gala premiere of the new next generation movie, First Contact.
29:31Well done.
29:32But more importantly, would you come back in 30 years and defend your ground?
29:36Mark, you've been terrific.
29:38I must thank all of our Trekkers here tonight, our Voyagers, and of course John Colshaw.
29:43This is Captain Peter Smith signing off.
29:45Live long and prosper.
29:46Still can't do it.
29:47Never mind.
29:48Bye-bye.
29:49quer car.
29:51Cheers.
29:52Cheers.
29:53Cheers.
29:54Cheers.
29:55Cheers.
29:59Cheers.
30:31I once had someone call me on the phone and ask me, well, how does the Heisenberg compensator work?
30:39And the only thing I could say was, very well, thank you.
30:42Later on, we exhumed some comic gems from the dustbin of space.
30:46Over the years, there's been a deluge of Star Trek TV spoofs.
30:50Even the stars themselves got in on the act. Postmodern or what?
30:54Set a heading for romance.
30:57Sir?
31:01You heard me, Data. Set a course for love.