Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World S3 Episode 1 | English Dubbed
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00:01Dad. Mom?
00:04Kazuma here!
00:06This world is under constant threat of the Devil King's generals.
00:09Wait, I guess I already told you about them. Sorry about that.
00:12Anyway, your son's been getting a lot of female attention lately.
00:16In fact, one even wants to have my baby, and ladies with very explosive proportions
00:20have made some pretty spicy advances.
00:23In other words, you might be meeting your grandchild sooner than we thought.
00:28Hey! It's Kazuma, the one who took down another general!
00:31It's Kazuma who's a candidate for being a hero!
00:33Kazuma is incredibly rich! Please marry me!
00:36Settle down, ladies. Because there's only one of me to go around.
00:44Okay, okay!
00:47Oh, aren't you a feisty one? Try and relax.
00:53Now, come on. This is no place for you.
00:56Okay, what's with you?
01:00Quit it, will ya? I happen to be a traditional guy who appreciates a proper courtship!
01:05I'm touching you on purpose.
01:06I like you. I like you. I love you! And it's all on purpose!
01:21Megamin, Megamin!
01:33Yeah? What do you want?
01:36Know where our Crimson Demon Village souvenirs are?
01:39Oh, those? I noticed some empty bottles of bubbly so I threw them out.
01:43But that doesn't make sense!
01:45Hey, Kazuma! You wouldn't happen to know where all my bubbly went, would you?
01:50Huh?
01:55Hey, are you even listening to me? Those were mine and you can't-
01:58The wind.
01:59Huh?
02:03And the sun.
02:05Are you feeling okay? That seems unusually profound.
02:08Kazuma's finally reached that age. He's been muttering things like that quite a bit lately.
02:13And to be honest, I totally understand it.
02:15What?
02:17What's going on? You're freaking out and starting to freak me out, too!
02:21Tell you what, forget about the bubbly, okay?
02:26Forget about the what?
02:29What brings the four of you in here so early?
02:34An awesome reward for saving the whole Crimson Demon Village!
02:37So bring out all of the bubbly of Gat!
02:40Whoa! Slow your roll, you useless goddess!
02:42You should make sure you can pay for this before you!
02:44Some more bubbly right over here, please!
02:45Oh, and I'd like to have some tea, miss!
02:48Megumin, you are not old enough yet!
02:50But that isn't fair!
02:51I want to have a drink, too!
02:52You can forget it, so don't even try!
02:54No drinking for Loli!
02:56Damn! How about treating me to some of that?
02:59Looks like-
03:00Don't you ever stand behind me!
03:12Oh, yes!
03:14Oh, the wind!
03:17I think I should join the faith.
03:19Huh?
03:20W-what brought this on all of a sudden?
03:22You're gonna be one of those monks with a shiny head?
03:24Not a requirement!
03:25Hang on a minute, Kazuma!
03:27If you're looking to serve a church, then I would recommend the Order of Axis!
03:30Oh, hell no! That's where I draw the line!
03:32Could you at least explain this all to us?
03:34There was a point when I thought that my springtime had come.
03:46Huh?
03:48Yunyun looked me straight in the eyes and told me she wanted to have my baby.
03:52And I was spending nights under the covers with our resident Loli.
03:55I had thought my popular face was dawning, but here I am, alone.
04:00All I experienced was a threat to my chastity brought upon by some orcs.
04:05And PTSD from a lover's suicide with a chimera.
04:14In the end, I was dead wrong!
04:21You're so exhausted.
04:23I'll share some words of wisdom with you.
04:25In the Axis Order, when-
04:27STOP RIGHT THERE!
04:29THAT KIND OF ADVICE IS WHAT GOT ME IN THIS SITUATION!
04:32NEVER AGAIN, UNDERSTAND?
04:33NEVER!
04:36I'M CHANGING JOBS FROM ADVENTRO TO MONK, DAMMIT!
04:39AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
04:40Saying goodbye to your daredevil days?
04:44There'll be some times in your life when you feel like doing that.
04:48Especially when you're a young man.
04:51But luckily for you, there is infinite potential.
04:55Thanks, man.
04:58I need some directions to the nearest temple.
05:05Uh, alright, what discipline exactly?
05:07I think we better make it an extremely strict one.
05:10Uh, okay...
05:12Well, I do have this.
05:14It's quite a journey, but...
05:16Oh, yes!
05:17Thank you so much!
05:18For everything!
05:20Oh, by the way!
05:21I had a huge crush on you!
05:24KAZUMA!
05:26KAZUMA!
05:28Wait a minute!
05:30You wanna try and reconsider this, Kazuma?
05:32Absolutely!
05:33Maybe after a good night's sleep.
05:35Trust me!
05:36Everything's gonna be alright!
05:37We'll start getting desperate for a little bubbly by the time the sun sets!
05:41Shut up!
05:42I'm not like you, you useless goddess!
05:44Oh, so you're calling me that again, huh?
05:46Well, if the useless shit fits...
05:47Goodbye.
05:50EXPLOSION!
05:55You're kidding.
05:57I've gotta resolve as firm as that mountain over there!
06:06That's real convincing!
06:07Coming from someone with the mental resilience of tofu like Kazuma!
06:12That's enough!
06:13Now grit those teeth!
06:14Cause I've got a gender equality punch with your name on it!
06:16Now settle down, Kazuma!
06:18And stop laughing, Aqua!
06:20It's nothing but immature nonsense.
06:22In times like these, call me assessing ones.
06:24Pretty hilarious coming from the lonely archetype!
06:26Tell me, is that flimsy little frame of yours ever gonna hit a growth spurt?
06:30That's it.
06:32You had to think I was trying to show some restraint.
06:35Very well then!
06:36Now I am going to blow your resolve to smithereens!
06:39It was that mountain right!
06:45EXPLOSION!
06:56It's been a while since we slept under the stars like this!
07:14Don't get sentimental with me and think you can get out of it!
07:17No one's carrying you tomorrow!
07:19We should've already been there by now!
07:21I'm doing it!
07:22I'm doing it!
07:24Are you sure about this, Kazuma?
07:27It is a relief having you awake with your enemy detection and foresight, but...
07:32Don't worry!
07:33Back home, all-nighters were a regular thing for me!
07:37You're used to staying up all night?
07:40What led to a life like that?
07:45Well, my, uh...
07:47My friends and I would raid enemy fortresses, tackling dangerous bosses.
07:52Usually on no sleep at all.
07:55That's extraordinary!
07:57And there's not an air of falsehood whatsoever.
07:59He's exuding genuine confidence, and even a slight tinge of nostalgia.
08:04Yeah, right.
08:05Those were all video games.
08:06If anything happens, just wake me up!
08:08Even if you have to be rough!
08:10Cool! I'll do it all animal-style!
08:13If you need reminding, there are certain lines you should never cross as comrades.
08:18It's funny how that works.
08:20When you tell a real man not to cross a line, that's when the urge is strongest.
08:24You are trying to make that sound like a good thing, are you?
08:26You are bubbling!
08:40So, um...
08:42Have you ever considered leaving here and going back home?
08:45Even if I wanted to, I could never do that.
08:48What would your parents think if they knew you wanted to join the Faith?
08:52Oh, pipe down, alright, because I've already decided...
08:54I've already decided...
08:55You helped me.
08:57I maintained my connection to explosion magic thanks to you.
09:00Oh...
09:07Up to this point, you've only seen an explosion that would earn a score of 120 points.
09:13Someday...
09:14I want to show you one that's a perfect 200.
09:22I mean, living with you guys hasn't been all bad or anything, I...
09:27The reward for saving the Crimson Demon Village is coming, too.
09:30Good point.
09:31And it's not like becoming a monk will suddenly bring me peace.
09:36Wait!
09:37My deal with Veneer wasn't finished either.
09:40Considering all the money that's coming in, maybe it'd be nice to just relax with the rest of you for a while.
09:44I like my life as it is, too, so I hope nothing changes.
09:50And when there's danger, I know we're gonna get through it.
09:54Because we can overcome any obstacle together.
09:56Wait, what the hell's so great about having to overcome danger?
10:06Oh...
10:08Hazuma...
10:12I wish...
10:13I wish things could stay the way they are for all of us.
10:17Holy crap, this is so damn bittersweet!
10:21What's she doing?
10:22What's with the hand?
10:23Maybe I really did hit a popular phase!
10:26Should I make a move right now?
10:27Maybe you oughta say something really smooth!
10:29Hey! Who the hell do you think I am?
10:31I'm way too pure for that!
10:33Calm down, take a deep breath first.
10:37Okay...
10:39Megamine...
10:41I...
10:42Maybe I won't join.
10:46It's just past these woods.
10:57A new chapter in my life is beginning.
11:00You'll come crying back home in no time.
11:02So I'll be waiting for you with some chilled bubbly booze.
11:04Shut it, Aqua!
11:06Hey! Megamine! What happened back there?
11:08What exactly did he tell you?
11:11Who could that be?
11:16She's hurt pretty badly!
11:26Hey, are you-
11:28Hang on.
11:29That's a monster in disguise.
11:33My enemy detection's going crazy right now.
11:39Hey, Kazuma!
11:40Yep, I'm Kazuma.
11:41She's getting the strange urge to go over to that girl and cast heel on her!
11:45Tranquility Girl's a species of plant monster.
11:49This dangerous breed of creature is known to evoke an intense protective instinct in passing travelers?
11:55Hey, Kazuma!
11:56Yeah, I'm Kazuma.
11:57This girl looks like she's about to burst into tears any minute!
12:00When in her presence, she will begin exhibiting a reassuring smile that makes it difficult to pass her by.
12:05The more good-natured a traveler is, the greater the threat this monster poses, caution is advised.
12:11G-g-g-Kazuma!
12:12It seems she's desperately trying not to cry!
12:15Would it be alright if I gave her just a little hug?
12:18Haven't you guys heard one word that I said?!
12:20Don't let her fool you! That's a monster the guild put out a hit on!
12:24I'm gonna heal your wounds, okay?
12:27He'll be good as new in no time.
12:28How weird. These look like bandages, but that's not what they seem to be at all. What's going on here?
12:50Your reaction is how she catches travelers, and then after they starve, she starts digging her roots in.
12:55Whoa! What do you think you're doing, Kazuma?!
12:59Don't you come any closer!
13:00Oh, come on! It's not like I want to, but we don't have any choice here!
13:05You're killing... me?
13:07She can talk?
13:10Really?! You're giving me that look now?!
13:12You can relax, cause I can get him to shut up with these holy fists of mine!
13:17You're killing... me?
13:19Me?
13:22You're killing... me?
13:25Try and get a grip on yourself, dammit! That thing's a killer!
13:28You're killing... me?
13:31Would it be worse to let her go and move on?!
13:34We're trying to deal with her myself right here and now!
13:36Kazuma...
13:37Any decision you make that you're not quite sure of, is the one you'll always have second thoughts about!
13:47So, just choose whichever's easiest in the moment!
13:50What kind of advice is that? Does she think I'm some sort of idiot?!
13:53Please forgive me! I'm so sorry! This is all because I'm alive! Is that right?
14:00I'm nothing more... than a monster!
14:04So... my very existence... makes others... uncomfortable...
14:12For the first time in my whole life, I've been given the honor of actually speaking to humans!
14:19I'm so glad you good people were the first and the last I'll ever meet!
14:27If one day, I'm reborn into this world...
14:31I hope... I don't come back here as a monster!
14:35Please, no!
14:36How the hell am I supposed to kill her now?
14:43Man, this sucks! A monster you feel bad about, whether you take it down or not!
14:49You surprised me, Kazuma! Guess you still do have a heart!
14:52I'm a good guy!
14:54Well, she did tell us that we were the first humans she's ever even spoken to...
14:58So I doubt she's claimed any victims yet...
15:02Ugh! Wait a sec!
15:04Is something wrong? Does your tummy have the grumbles? I've got some extra paper you can use!
15:09Would you quit?! It just hit me! There's something I gotta do!
15:13I'll be back in a minute!
15:14Back in a minute!
15:17How poopy is that?!
15:21This mountain path leads to the temple!
15:24I have to go back out there and ask her not to hurt anyone who might show up!
15:28Oh yeah! And if I'm able to tuck some sense into her, then I'll offer to bring her food from the temple every day!
15:34This is such a great idea! Who knows? Maybe me becoming a monk was fate!
15:39I bet it was! It must have been!
15:45Hey!
15:47Those dorks looked really nice and meaty too! I bet they would have made an amazing meal!
16:01Damn! I wonder where I went so wrong!
16:08You're killing... me?
16:12You're killing... me?
16:16I just hope... I just hope that if I'm reborn...
16:21Maybe humans... or family... or good friends?
16:25I should use good friends!
16:27Yes! That's the line! It'll get him for sure!
16:30If I'm lucky enough to be reborn...
16:33I just hope that... we can all be...
16:36Good friends!
16:38Oh yeah! This is so gonna work!
16:44This loser's basically all dried up now!
16:47I'll have to take down the next sucker who shows up with my brand new limes!
16:50K!
16:52Time to photosynthesize!
16:54Weather's so nice!
16:58Huh?
17:00We good friends? Can you pretend... not hear anything?
17:08You can talk perfectly this entire time!
17:14Tukumas!
17:15Let's go home!
17:16Huh?
17:17I see things a lot clearer now, so let's head back to Axel!
17:19Are you sure, Kazuma?
17:21Yup!
17:22You're looking all refreshed!
17:23You must have been a big one!
17:24Yup!
17:25I bet it was rough with no paper!
17:26I told you it wasn't that!
17:29Huh?
17:31Hey, what's up with the mallet?
17:33Oh!
17:34I came across a body I buried and found this, so I figured I should grab it!
17:39Huh...
17:40For some strange reason, I feel like I've seen it before!
17:43Let me take a closer look at that!
17:45Seriously?!
17:46You need to be careful, it's not a toy!
17:47This might actually be worth something to let go of it already!
17:51Huh?
18:03Let's go!
18:04No!
18:11I'm doing it on purpose!
18:14Huh?
18:15On purpose!
18:16I'm doing this on purpose!
18:18Dammit!
18:19I'm smashing into you!
18:21Kazuma!
18:22Kazuma!
18:23There's some fancy bubbly around here that I've been waiting to get my hands on!
18:26Well, where could I buy it then?
18:28It's amazing how financial security can make a big difference on your whole state of mind!
18:33Hey!
18:35Huh?
18:36Chris!
18:37Wow!
18:38Seems like you're even cheerier than usual!
18:40We're about to celebrate Kazuma's return!
18:42His return?
18:43Do you wanna join us?
18:44Don't you worry!
18:45Cuz money is no object!
18:47It sounds nice, but I've still got some stuff to do!
18:50Next time, okay?
18:51Yeah!
18:52Definitely!
18:53Bye!
18:57Kazuma!
18:58Kazuma!
18:59I have had my eye on this beautiful robe!
19:00Oh, yeah!
19:01We can get that, too!
19:02I'll just shake our magic mallet and...
19:04Hmm?
19:05Hmm?
19:06Oh?
19:07Oh?
19:08Oh?
19:09Oh!
19:10Oh!
19:11Oh!
19:12Oh!
19:13Oh!
19:14Oh!
19:15Beautiful!
19:16I'm gonna walk your feet!
19:17tremendously!
19:18I'm not leaving again!
19:19A shot-in like me never should've gotten such big ideas!
19:22It's too bad we don't have the mallet, but I'm glad to have you here and Back to Normal!
19:27Yeah, well I'm definitely back to being a full time loser if that's what you mean.
19:31but the weird thing is it's sort of comforting makes me realize that actually trying is sort of
19:36overrated anyway don't let that sloth affect you too uh excuse me huh is there anybody at home
19:45hello hello is anybody
19:53i don't know what's going on here stop knock it off i don't know who you are or what this is but
19:58i've been in trouble so leave us alone you geeks you straight touchstones knocked down and face
20:03out on the floor you can toss this guy out and say no one ever can't stop it oh no
20:11haugen what brings you way out here at this time of night my lady i have bad news i'm afraid your
20:17only assets may be in grave danger wait she's not gonna shriek is she this naughty body of hers is
20:22just gonna dry up what in the world are you saying no not that the family is on the verge of losing
20:27its standing which would then leave the young mistress without her only real asset her privilege
20:32that may be even more insulting wait this is it's the seal of the royal family
20:45what is it saying no nothing whatsoever you've no need to be concerned i assure you give me that
20:51ahhh no please you said it once before remember you don't want any trouble which is the reason that i
20:58steal yeah please i beg you let it go greetings sarcasima sato who has slain quite an impressive
21:07number of the devil king army's generals it would give me great pleasure to hear of your heroic exploits
21:13in person and i'm extending dinner invitations to that end signed iris first princess
21:27kazuma you cannot go you haven't any manners if this goes wrong you could be beheaded
21:33i have an idea if good food is what you want i'm sure we can rent out a nice restaurant this is officially
21:38the dawning of a new age kill me and this right here and now strike me down