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00:00They're fossil
00:14Oh my god
00:22One, two, three
00:30One, three, three
00:36Oh my god
00:38Awesome, thank you
00:40I'm Chuck
00:41That's all
00:43Oh
00:44Oh
00:47Oh
00:49Ha ha ha ha ha
00:51Have a look
00:52Look at the look
00:53I want to get it
00:54I want to get it
00:55Oh
00:56Oh
01:00You
01:15Atta girl, babe at a girl pull over pull over
01:21It's broken
01:30It's broken
01:32It's broken
01:34It's broken
01:42It's broken
01:50Jesus
01:54Look at that
01:56Absolutely stuck
01:58In the
02:02Two
02:04One
02:06Crack it! Crack it!
02:08Throw it out!
02:10What's up?
02:12Go! Go! Go!
02:22Oh my god
02:24Are you okay?
02:28Get the f*** out of here!
02:30Oh no!
02:32Oh no!
02:34Get the f*** out of here!
02:36Oh no!
02:38Oh no!
02:40It's a
02:41Is
02:42You
02:43You
02:45What a
02:46I
02:47Got
02:48To
02:50mΓ
02:51Π΄
03:10He just keeps driving. Look at him. Oh my god. There he goes. Oh my god right off the road. Holy
03:18Holy he's making a run
03:33He's driving he was driving so
03:40Put the feet in.
03:43Put the feet in.
03:58Oh no.
04:06Oh no.
04:10I can't flip it over. Dude it was right. It was right. Put the green side down.
04:35Yeah.
04:38You can't eat those.
04:40No seeds for you. You get a move on.
04:44No seeds for you.
04:45No seeds for you. You get a move on. No. No seeds.
04:53No. No seeds.
04:55No seeds for you. You get a move on. No. No seeds.
05:03No seeds.
05:12I'm riding around in a goddamn f***ing Mazda Miata with the f***ing top down wearing f***ing toques and earmuffs.
05:20That s*** is too f***ing funny.
05:25F***ing funny.
05:26I don't know.
05:27I don't know.
05:28I don't know.
05:29I don't know.
05:30You
07:00Oh my god, honey, honey, my hand is stuck.
07:11Don't pull, don't pull, it hurts, it hurts.
07:13Put soap.
07:14Yeah, they said if you put soap.
07:17Put around the glass.
07:20Are you really?
07:22Really?
07:24What?
07:25I just took out my hand.
07:26I took out the soap.
07:30Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
07:49She's got flat tires.
08:05Oh my god, oh my god.
08:09Oh my god.
08:13Oh my god.
08:14You
08:44Mult shop where you can eat
08:45You'll find my most expensive happy
08:47Lucky when I want you to eat
08:49it's pretty good
08:49All of us want to eat
08:51f**k
08:52f**k
08:53f**k
08:53f**k
08:55f**k
08:56f**k
08:57f**k
08:57M****
08:58f**k
08:58f**k
08:59I like that
09:01Alright
09:02right
09:02I like it
09:03I like it
09:04what
09:05I like it
09:05I like it
09:06I like it
09:06What
09:07I like it
09:08I like it
09:09I like it
09:10I like it
09:11I like it
09:11I like it
09:12I like it
09:13I like it
09:14I like it
09:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:21I got that on video.
10:33Come on, Randall.
10:36Oh, Jesus Christ.
10:37Gotcha.
10:38I gotcha.
10:39I know.
10:39I'm all right.
10:40Hey, guys, can I have my rims back?
10:50Can I have my rims back?
10:53Yeah, it's these two right here.
10:55They actually fall for these of mine.
10:57No way.
10:58Can I have them back?
10:59Oh, my God, bruh.
11:06How do they do that?
11:09Not throwing your garbage.
11:11The tenants did this?
11:13Yeah.
11:13You're joking.
11:15Just leaving.
11:17And some guy's stealing from the donation box.
11:20Oh, he just fell in.
11:25Now he's stuck.
11:27Oh, he's gone.
11:28I don't have any ice coffee at the moment.
11:31Uh.
11:33Okay.
11:36What's even going on there?
11:39Oh, no.
11:40Wait, wait, wait.
11:40I'm taking a video.
11:41Oh, it's going to crash.
11:48And I got it on video.
11:51Boom.
11:54Oh, no.
11:55Get out.
11:56Oh, no.
11:57Get out.
11:57Get out.
11:58Get out.
11:58Get out.
11:59Get out.
12:11Get out.
12:40Woo!
12:42Yes, you did!
12:44Yes, you did!
12:46Oh my goodness!
12:48Mom is going to be so mad!
12:52I think I'm going to be so bad.
13:10I'm not jumping in!
13:22Out, out, out, out!
13:40Go, go, go, go, go!
13:42No!
13:44No!
13:46No!
13:48No!
13:50Look at the beautiful new sidewalk, Ed.
13:56Don't step!
13:58Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
14:00I'm so sorry!
14:02It's okay! It's okay!
14:04It's okay!
14:10Hey, dash cam video!
14:16What?
14:22Ouch!
14:24Oh f**k!
14:26I'll try!
14:28I'll try!
14:30I'll try!
14:32I'll try!
14:34I'll try!
14:36I'll try!
14:38I'll try!
14:40Hahaha!
14:42Hahaha!
14:44Hahaha!
14:46Bro, he almost died!
14:48Hahaha!
14:50Hahaha!
14:52Hahaha!
14:54Hahaha!
14:56Hahaha!
14:58Oh f**k!
15:00Oh f**k!
15:02Woo!
15:04Oh f**k!
15:06What are you doing?
15:13They fly flat
15:36Oh
15:38You okay man?
15:40Damn
15:46Oh
15:48That wasn't it
15:50Oh my god
15:52Look at right there
15:54Oh my god
15:56Look at right there
15:58Oh my god
16:00Look at right there
16:02Oh my god
16:04Look at right there
16:06The cap shot right at my
16:08goddamn phone
16:21All good?
16:22Yep, all good
16:24Nope, nope
16:26You dead?
16:28Woah, that's a huge crack
16:30We're lucky that I didn't crack on your face
16:32Oh no
16:34Oh no
16:36Wait
16:38I'm gonna do that to my mouth
16:42I'm gonna do that to my mouth
16:44Wait
16:46I'm gonna do that to my mouth
16:48Oh
16:50Oh
16:52I'm gonna do that to my mouth
16:54I'm gonna do that to my mouth
16:56And I don't know what to do
16:58I'm gonna do that to my mouth
17:00Oh
17:02There you go
17:04I'm serious
17:06I'm ass
17:08Ow
17:10Oh
17:12Oh
17:16Oh