00:00I hate to interrupt a kick-ass slow-mo explosion, but we should probably introduce who's who in
00:22the burning vehicle. That's UK's Prime Minister, aka the President of England, Sam Clarke. U.S.
00:27President slash action movie star, Will Derringer, and MI6's top agent, Noelle Perseille.
00:3324 hours ago, somebody shot down Air Force One over unfriendly territory, and these two made it out.
00:41Now, they'll embark on a breathtaking adventure.
00:44The heroes is tough for guys like you. Guys like me? Guys like you, you know, Jim Strong. As opposed to
00:49Strong Strong. You want to see Jim Strong, I'll rip a tree out of the ground and beat you to death with it, huh?
00:53Go on then, rip that tree out and beat me to death with it.
00:55That's what I thought. Pick the biggest tree.
00:58Obviously, they're going to need a little help, which is where we come in. That's me, by the way.
01:03Now it's up to my elite team of six. Okay, five. All right, three. She's one. Oh, no.
01:12Wait, then how did she?
01:18All right, I'll tell you.
01:19Okay, the bulletproof vest. I mean, not original, but it works.
01:23It's a real nut punch in a Ziploc bag out there.
01:27Now they're on the run and need to keep their heads down.
01:29Yankees?
01:30No, no, no. Canadians.
01:31How do you say Canadians?
01:32Everybody loves Americans.
01:33Americans love Americans today, but Canadians, trust me.
01:35And do whatever it takes to stop World War III, even if it means sucking on sheep nipples.
01:40Who sucks on sheep nipples?
01:41Nobody sucks on sheep nipples.
01:42Okay, gone.
01:45All caught up?
01:46Good. Cue the music.
01:52I want to look cool with a gun in my hand.
02:06I got this.
02:08Follow me, boys.
02:12How are you alive?
02:16I just kept calm and carried on.
02:21Heads of state, catch us only on Prime on July.
02:24Ah, come on.
02:25Can we just do one trailer where you don't give everything away?
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