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00:00Previously on The Valley.
00:16I'm going to this mental clinic.
00:18I just was like, rah, and I just started throwing sh**.
00:21Just think about Cruz.
00:23I mean, the main reason I'm going to this place is for him.
00:26Janet has put this, like, literal wedge between us,
00:30and I feel like I've lost, like, a big part of our relationship.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Luke told me Jesse was trying to say
00:38that Michelle was hooking up with a billionaire for money.
00:41I hate him.
00:42I don't know what's going on with Michelle.
00:45She was most likely with her boyfriend for the last two years.
00:48Nothing about Aaron and Michelle adds up.
00:50I think there was a situation that happened with the two of them while I was married.
00:54I have decided to plan a Santa Barbara getaway.
00:58I found and reserved a house.
00:59We should vote him out.
01:01He rented the house.
01:02I know.
01:03I'm all right.
01:07I'm all right.
01:10Everything is all right.
01:14Everything is all right.
01:17I'm all right.
01:19If you were to go to Santa Barbara
01:34and you were to go wine tasting,
01:36what shoes would you wear?
01:40I appreciate your respect for style.
01:43Are you having second thoughts on going on the trip at all?
01:53Honestly, I have so many emotions.
01:55I'm so confused.
01:57A part of me just wants to stay home and not deal with it.
02:01What do you think is the worst that could happen?
02:04Anything could happen with Jesse.
02:05Well, enough about, like, I want to talk about Santa Barbara
02:12because every fiber of my being is worried
02:16that this is going to be an insane show.
02:19I feel like Janet trying to constantly, like, take me down
02:22or get me out of the group, and I'm like...
02:25Why hold on to that horrible grudge?
02:28Because it's ridiculous.
02:29Hey, this trip, we won't have any children.
02:37We can get some sleep.
02:38Yes.
02:39We need it so bad.
02:40After some love making.
02:42I might be ovulating then, too.
02:44My gosh.
02:44Are we talking about this right now?
02:52Going on a trip.
02:53Hey!
02:54What's up, guys?
02:55What's up, brother?
02:56Where'd you get that?
02:57I mean, it's our wine trip.
03:00I'm going to wear the wine shirt.
03:02Hi!
03:03What up, y'all?
03:04Thank you for it.
03:05I think Jason's going to drive.
03:07Hi, everybody!
03:09I hear Brittany.
03:10Hey, quit the lollygagging!
03:12Let's get up to Santa Barbara!
03:14Y'all drive safe!
03:20Nia, I don't know if I told you
03:21that Benji is going to move here for two months.
03:24Can you do the thing, like, long term?
03:26Oh, no, I could...
03:27I would marry him right now.
03:28Aw!
03:29But on that topic, I forgot to show you.
03:31I did bring a little piece of Benji.
03:35What is that?
03:37So Benji is here!
03:39What?
03:40Stanley Benji!
03:41Oh, my God!
03:42I am dead!
03:43Hi, Benji!
03:44Hi, Zach!
03:46What's up, Benji?
03:47You hate Janet, too!
03:49Just kidding.
03:50Don't even read it, Brittany.
03:55He's already starting to talk.
03:56Jack, don't read it.
03:57I found out he's, like, in therapy almost seven hours a day.
04:00So they take his phone while he's in therapy,
04:02and then he gets 15-minute breaks in between.
04:05So he's doing therapy, getting his phone,
04:07rage-checking me, going back to therapy,
04:08getting his phone, rage-checking me,
04:09going back to therapy.
04:11One of the main reasons why Jax is in this mental health
04:14facility right now is because of his anger issues,
04:16his rage, and I actually thought that
04:19whenever he was in there for 30 days
04:21that I would be able to have some kind of peace.
04:25How dumb was I?
04:27So that makes me happy.
04:28I honestly wish Jesse could join him.
04:31Michelle hasn't even looked me in the eyes yet this morning.
04:34Me neither.
04:35There's that.
04:35But she didn't look at me either,
04:37and I heard Luke go,
04:38hi, Michelle.
04:39She looked down and away, and I'm like,
04:41what is her problem?
04:44I hope it goes well,
04:45because I don't want chaos
04:47like the last week it's been.
04:49Then I'll take our daughter full time.
04:51You'll never get full custody.
04:52That's not true.
04:53You don't give a f***
04:54that I'm the mother of your child.
04:56I've never said that.
04:57I swear on my mother
04:58that you have said that to me.
04:59But you also swore on Isabella's life
05:00that you didn't cheat on me, and you did.
05:02He's just making my life harder.
05:06If she was happy as she says she is,
05:08she wouldn't have to tell everybody
05:09how happy she is.
05:11I'm so happy.
05:12He is the one that's always screaming
05:15and always upset.
05:16I'm like, if you're so happy,
05:18go be happy.
05:19Like, leave me alone.
05:20Yeah, you guys are both, like,
05:21in full-on relationships.
05:23So my plan is to just avoid Jesse
05:26as much as possible
05:27and have fun with my girlfriends.
05:30And I'm going to be on the other side
05:31of the house,
05:31not dealing with his bulls***.
05:33If we can't get a smile out of Michelle
05:35with a couple glasses of wine,
05:37then I don't know what we're going to do
05:38for the rest of the summer.
05:48Sweet.
05:49I can't wait to see the house.
05:51You can't wait to get out of the car.
05:54This looks like a huge version of my house.
05:57This might be better than the valley.
05:59Oh, come on.
06:01I have to pee my pants.
06:03Oh, look at this view.
06:05Wow.
06:05Whoa.
06:06So sick.
06:08Absolutely stunning.
06:09We are here.
06:11Woo-hoo!
06:12I love it.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:14Look at that view.
06:15I can see the ocean.
06:15I know.
06:16That's amazing.
06:17Hello.
06:18Hi.
06:18Hello.
06:19Are you guys willing to leave
06:20the drama at the door?
06:22Yes.
06:22I am.
06:23Oh, my God.
06:24No more drama for me.
06:25White flag for you.
06:26Shut up.
06:27White flag for you.
06:29What's a white flag for?
06:30Peace.
06:31It's when you give up in war.
06:33White flag.
06:35White flag.
06:35Michelle, you need the white flag
06:36more than anybody.
06:37No.
06:38Jessie, you don't just get a pass
06:40for treating me like shit
06:41every single day
06:42and now called me an escort,
06:44so screw you and your white flag.
06:47This is nuts.
06:50Perfect Spanish hacienda
06:51typical of the Santa Barbara region.
06:54Seven-bedroom, eight-bath,
06:56up on the cliff,
06:57overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
06:59Can we have a glass of champagne?
07:01Yes.
07:01Cheers.
07:02Cheers.
07:02Cheers.
07:03Cheers.
07:04Look at all of us.
07:05We're grown.
07:06Yeah.
07:06There's an emotional appeal
07:08to these older homes,
07:09which I love.
07:10Obviously, I live in an old Spanish cottage.
07:13Um, I'll take this one.
07:16Is it a shower room?
07:17It's a shower.
07:17The whole room is a shower.
07:19It's amazing.
07:20So much baby-making
07:21can happen with that view.
07:22This Santa Barbara trip
07:23honestly couldn't be more perfect
07:25for Luke and I.
07:26It's my ovulation window.
07:28You had a little vacation,
07:29a little bit of wine, no dogs.
07:31We can make some babies this weekend.
07:33Which one's the furthest away?
07:35Come on, Ruby.
07:36We'll put him right here
07:36and he'll just stare.
07:38He'll just watch us.
07:40Oh, I love the backyard.
07:42This is really pretty.
07:44Bro.
07:45All right, well,
07:46I think I finished two bottles of Prosecco,
07:48so if I were you guys,
07:49I would try to catch up.
07:51We got like an hour and a half
07:52and then we're gonna go race some race cars.
07:54Woo!
07:55Danny, change out of that black.
07:57It's black on black, baby.
07:59Let's do it.
08:00Let's see if they can race it.
08:02Yay!
08:03It's my what's up!
08:04Yay!
08:05Oh, my goodness.
08:06See you.
08:06Welcome.
08:07I got you a shot.
08:09Oh, thank you.
08:10Hey, guys.
08:10I got in the hot.
08:11Luke, ca-caw!
08:12Ca-caw!
08:13Boop, boop!
08:14Game time.
08:15Oh, ho, ho, ho!
08:17I've actually never been
08:18to a NASCAR race, surprisingly.
08:19Like, I'm white trash,
08:20but not that white trash.
08:22Who's ready to sing?
08:24Yay!
08:24Oh, my God.
08:26You look like a young
08:26John Travolta right now.
08:28I was a lead in a movie
08:30called Super Fast,
08:31which was a spoof
08:32off of the Fast and Furious franchise.
08:34So I'm gonna be the one to beat today,
08:36let's just say that.
08:37I think everybody's already dressed.
08:38Yeah, we're not.
08:43Whoa!
08:45Calladay, goodnight.
08:46Oh, hey, honey.
08:48Shake and bake.
08:49Where have you guys been for so long?
08:51I saw a hat on the door over there.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Do I need to wash my hands?
08:55I'll get a little longer than necessary,
08:57but...
08:57No, we wash our hands after.
08:59Okay.
09:02Oh, yeah.
09:03Okay.
09:05I got an actual F1 sponsor.
09:07All right, guys.
09:08Let's go, let's go!
09:09Luke's on fire.
09:10I love him.
09:11I know.
09:11Okay, Super Mario.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Are we actually going on a track?
09:23Yeah.
09:26This is interesting.
09:28Map out the track.
09:30Make sure we win.
09:31We got to shake and bake.
09:33Shake and bake, baby!
09:36I got to look at this one over there.
09:39What?
09:39Oh, my God.
09:43Can you put his shirt on?
09:44He's trying to show off.
09:47Gives me the ick a little bit.
09:50That's him rolling his eyes at Jesse.
09:53How are you doing?
09:54I never noticed how small your nipples are.
09:56They're very new.
09:57And they go like this.
09:58Wow, they do.
09:59Are they always hard?
10:01Always.
10:01Are they?
10:03I got the need for speed!
10:07I'm ready!
10:10You must be Jeff.
10:11Luke.
10:12I've never done anything like this before.
10:15This is the car you're going to be driving?
10:17Or something like it?
10:20No.
10:22You're talking about remote control?
10:24I wanted to do some Mario Kart, man.
10:29I'm so happy.
10:31I thought I was going to have to drive and go fast in a circle, but now it's just these
10:35cute little remote control cars.
10:37I can handle that.
10:38What happens if it flips?
10:39Are there people out there to flip them back over on their wheels?
10:41We have to run out there and go flip it.
10:42We have to do it?
10:43No, no, no.
10:44We'll have a couple people that aren't driving during the heat out there to reset cars.
10:48I will not be out there.
10:51Here we go.
10:55What?
10:56Give me your phone.
10:57I just need to, like, walk his number or something.
11:01Are you rage texting right now?
11:02He's just saying, like, things to hurt me.
11:04Only Jax with rage texts from rehab.
11:06Brittany.
11:08Jax is rage texting me.
11:0924-7.
11:10I got a text from him earlier.
11:11Let me see.
11:12Oh, it was like, I love it here.
11:14I really like being here.
11:15Because he knows that we're coming here today, so he's trying to, like, make everybody think
11:19that that's how he's been.
11:20Kristen, look.
11:21Look at all these messages.
11:23What the f***?
11:24He literally says to me that I put him in prison and that he is miserable.
11:28And then today, whenever he finds out that we're going to Santa Barbara, he's like, I'm
11:33liking being here.
11:34I'm trying to take this serious, which is what I want.
11:37But then knowing that he's, like, texting all of you guys and saying that, I'm like, this
11:41is, like, this is more manipulative crap.
11:44I'm not checking on him enough.
11:46I'm not being a good wife.
11:47Why haven't I sent him care packages yet?
11:49Why haven't I tried to come visit him yet?
11:51It's been three days.
11:52Like, relax.
11:55And leave it at that.
11:56Yeah.
11:56Can you imagine if he got out right now?
11:58Ah, here we go.
11:59He would be even worse.
11:59Here we go.
12:00Oh, God.
12:00What?
12:01You don't want him.
12:02Oh, I need to see.
12:04It's the s*** you don't want.
12:06The s*** he says to you, it's what he's writing to me.
12:09Let me see.
12:14He's going off again, already.
12:17Is he texting her, too?
12:18Yeah.
12:19I don't know why he's allowed.
12:21That's what I'm saying.
12:22How is this even?
12:23What kind of rehab is this?
12:28Give me your tongue.
12:30I don't want to f***ing cry.
12:31He needs to take this serious because this is going to make or break it for the rest of
12:35his life.
12:36If he doesn't get help now, then he's just going to keep spiraling, and that scares me.
12:45Deepas.
12:46Come here.
12:47Okay.
12:47Okay.
12:49Coming up, your best friend shouldn't have been cheating on me for two years, but she
12:57did.
12:57Honestly, if I was married to you, I would be cheating on you, too.
13:00All right, everyone, listen up.
13:14We're doing two heats.
13:15You put up three fingers.
13:17Does that mean Kristen's ovulating?
13:19Yes.
13:19Anyway, three top finishers from the first heat will race against the top three finishers
13:24from the second heat for the final heat.
13:26The winner gets relief from all house responsibilities tonight.
13:30If you're not first place, you're a loser.
13:32All right, at heat number one, we have Melissa, Janet, Nia, Kristen, Jesse, me.
13:45Woo!
13:46Woo!
13:46Woo!
13:46Woo!
13:47Count them down, Jasmine.
13:49Ready?
13:50Three, two, go!
13:53Woo!
13:54Woo!
13:55Are there Mario Kart shortcuts?
13:57Ow!
13:58Can I come through a mushroom tunnel?
14:01Zach!
14:02I'm fucking back with his umbrella.
14:04I'm dead.
14:05Yeah.
14:05You know, normally when I play Mario Kart, I'm normally Princess Peach, so I'm a little
14:09bit offended that Zach's out here with his umbrella looking cute because he's kind of stealing
14:13the Princess Peach vibe.
14:15Watch out, someone's about to cross the line here.
14:18Woo!
14:19Nia!
14:20Yes!
14:20Second place, Nia!
14:22Let's go, baby.
14:23Right here.
14:23Second place.
14:23Melissa!
14:24Woo!
14:24Let's go, second place!
14:26Woo!
14:26Woo!
14:27Woo!
14:28Woo!
14:28Woo!
14:29Woo!
14:29All right, heat number two, Jason, Jasmine, Brittany,
14:34Brittany!
14:35Woo!
14:36Michelle!
14:37Danny!
14:38Zach!
14:39Oh, no, I dropped Benji.
14:40Benji fell.
14:41On your mark, get set, go!
14:44Go!
14:45Come on, Michelle!
14:46Ha ha ha!
14:48Come on, Rudy!
14:50Somebody help me!
14:52This is all cheering me up.
14:55Yeah.
14:56Jacks.
14:57Play cards.
14:58Oh, my gosh!
14:59Woo!
15:00Yeah!
15:01Yeah!
15:02First place!
15:03First place!
15:04Third!
15:05First place!
15:06Jason, you can still qualify.
15:07Go!
15:08Woo!
15:09Let's go!
15:11You have to finish a whole lap on this one.
15:14All right, guys.
15:16On your mark, get set, go!
15:20Let's go!
15:22I'm in first.
15:23I'm the first.
15:24Jesse, no!
15:26That's my car.
15:27Yeah, your car.
15:28I got robbed.
15:29Flip him!
15:30Flip him!
15:31Flip him!
15:32The green one!
15:33No, the blue one!
15:34Here I come for the win!
15:35Yeah!
15:36Woo!
15:37Wait!
15:38Yay!
15:39I won!
15:40Benji, you did so good.
15:41Go past this.
15:42Go past this.
15:43Woo!
15:44Third!
15:45I meddled!
15:46Let's go!
15:47I got on the podium, baby.
15:48Here, Benji!
15:49Good job!
15:50I'm gonna get a picture of all the winners.
15:51Can I spray it all around?
15:52Woo!
15:53Woo!
15:54Woo!
15:55Woo!
15:56Woo!
15:57Woo!
15:58Woo!
15:59Woo!
16:00Woo!
16:01Woo!
16:02Woo!
16:03I took it off.
16:04Okay.
16:05I'm gonna get some white people sometimes.
16:06Straight men, sorry.
16:07Straight men.
16:08Yeah!
16:09Do you see this?
16:10Yeah, I know.
16:11Dang.
16:12Do you know who the source is?
16:14I don't know who the source is.
16:15Some of the details that people know is a little weird.
16:18I'm like, how do they know this many details?
16:20Does he know this is coming out right now?
16:22I don't know.
16:23I don't want him to know.
16:24Nobody, like...
16:25Nobody text Jax.
16:26Hey, nobody text Jax and be like, hey, TMZ, like, just make sure...
16:29Yeah.
16:30I know that you wouldn't, but, like, we have to be, like, very apparent.
16:32Like, he knew that we were going on this trip.
16:34And I'm like, who told him we were going on this trip?
16:36I told Jax we were going to Santa Barbara.
16:37Why?
16:38I talk to him every day.
16:39Jesse, come on.
16:40That's just gonna make him upset.
16:42We don't want to tempt him to check out early,
16:44because he can check out whenever he wants.
16:46Like, I spoke to him on the phone yesterday.
16:47He still blames Brittany for a lot of what's going on.
16:49Yeah.
16:50And it's like, he hasn't gotten to a point yet
16:51where he's just working on himself yet.
16:53I don't know why anybody would care that Jax knows
16:55that we're in Santa Barbara.
16:57What would set him off is us going on a trip,
17:00not telling him, and then having him see it?
17:03Like, yeah, you can be Team Brittany, and she deserves support.
17:06Why does Jax not deserve support?
17:09I did want to talk to you guys about my friend
17:12and for you guys to social bully her
17:14and, like, call people and told them to block.
17:17I didn't tell anyone to block her.
17:18I said I blocked her.
17:19Your husband called me.
17:20Wait, did I tell you to block her?
17:21Okay, that's different than people.
17:22That's different than people.
17:23I had nothing but wonderful things to say about her.
17:26I said it's better than the hoes that Jax is dating
17:29who's posting screenshots about eating ass.
17:31And I said always that I thought she was very nice to me,
17:33but the fact that she was sending letters to Michelle
17:35and the fact that you allowed that was disgusting to me.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Michelle said things that were untrue.
17:40What did she say that was untrue?
17:41She said your friend's going around telling people
17:44that you guys aren't together
17:46and that she's sleeping with other people.
17:48Michelle just said she's been sleeping with other guys.
17:51Is that true or false?
17:53That is correct verbatim.
17:56The guy from Baywatch.
17:59I'm super uncomfortable with somebody coming into our
18:03friendships trying to say that there's all this slander
18:06and stuff going on.
18:07It can't be slander if the things that are being talked about
18:10are things that actually came out of your mouth.
18:12Are you guys together now?
18:13No.
18:14Why are you defending this girl that you're not even together
18:16against the mother of your child?
18:18Don't manipulate this situation right now.
18:21Who manipulate it?
18:22Because I'm talking to her.
18:23I'm not talking to you.
18:24What am I doing to manipulate it?
18:25I don't like that your ex is threatening a lawsuit
18:27against my friend.
18:28Stop trying to play a game with me.
18:29I'm not playing a game.
18:30You're not suited for this game.
18:31I can't handle the drama.
18:33You're not suited for this game.
18:34Your friends shouldn't be threatening legal stuff.
18:37That's bull .
18:39Well, you know what?
18:40Your best friend shouldn't have been cheating on me
18:42for two years, but she did.
18:43Honestly, if I was married to you,
18:44I would be cheating on you too.
18:48All right.
18:49We made it.
18:50We made it.
18:51Let's go.
18:52Ugh, this is so much better.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Yes, Jesse got a case of Prosecco.
18:55Oh, my God.
18:56I'm over here for two nights.
18:57Of course he did.
18:58The man looks younger than his age.
18:59He drinks like a fish, and he never really shows it.
19:00He also spends that time.
19:01Oh, my God.
19:02I'm over here for two nights.
19:03Of course he did.
19:04The man looks younger than his age.
19:05He drinks like a fish, and he never really shows it.
19:06He also spends thousands of dollars for moisturizer,
19:07so I would hope so.
19:08We're going to start grilling.
19:09You're going to cook for all of us?
19:10No, it's going to help.
19:11Oh, I don't mind grilling, too.
19:12Yeah.
19:13I mean, I don't feel watching me win.
19:14You're incredible.
19:15You're amazing.
19:16I'm proud of you.
19:17Oh, thank you, thank you.
19:18I'm so impressed.
19:19Oh, my gosh.
19:21Oh, my gosh.
19:23We're going to start grilling.
19:27You're going to cook for all of us?
19:28No, it's going to help.
19:30Oh, I don't mind grilling, too.
19:31Yeah.
19:32I mean, how did it feel watching me win?
19:36You're incredible.
19:37You're amazing.
19:38I'm proud of you.
19:38Oh, thank you, thank you.
19:39I'm so impressed.
19:40Oh, my gosh.
19:45Zucchini, too.
19:46I'll help you chop it up, but we should do all the veggies over there.
19:51Broccoli.
19:52I feel like I should.
19:53Pull Janet aside and be like, hey, can you talk before the rest of tonight?
20:00I think now might be the best time, or am I wrong?
20:06It might be.
20:07Where's 500 yards of foil?
20:09Yeah, I think there's foil.
20:11Let me get you a beer.
20:12Okay.
20:14Where's the beer?
20:15In there.
20:15I'm drinking IPAs now.
20:17What is it called?
20:18IPA.
20:19Oh, look at my friends talking to each other.
20:21Could we talk real quick?
20:25Sure.
20:25Is that okay?
20:26Yeah.
20:26I like that you brought me a beer first, so I'll take it.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30I love that we're, like, so color-coordinated.
20:32I know.
20:33I feel like I need to cover up, though.
20:35You're less exposed than I am.
20:36I'm like, I need to, like, be less of a slut.
20:39Do you have spray-painted abs on?
20:40No, that's why I can't have my shirt off.
20:42See?
20:43It's not fair.
20:44I hope Zach puts his guard down and actually realizes that the things he said are really
20:49serious and really hurtful.
20:51I think that it's big of me to even sit and listen to Zach after the cruel things he said
20:56about me.
20:57I just wanted to, like, kind of pull you aside because I feel like we've had, like, a good
21:04day.
21:05We need to figure this out.
21:07I know.
21:08Okay?
21:08I know.
21:09It's not just me, though.
21:11Okay, well, we'll talk about it.
21:12Yes, it is.
21:14And I am a nice person despite the mean girl comments.
21:18What?
21:19Wait, I hear them screaming.
21:21Oh, no, he's laughing.
21:22They're laughing.
21:22They're laughing.
21:23They're laughing.
21:24She's laughing.
21:24That makes me happy.
21:28There are a lot of things that have gone very sideways.
21:33I'm responsible for a lot of them.
21:36I feel like you're responsible for a few of them.
21:39I want you to know there always was sincerity to my apology, and I thought that we had apologized
21:47and moved forward.
21:48It broke me.
21:50I mean, it, like, infuriated me.
21:52Like, I get it.
21:52I take responsibility.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:54Right.
21:56You just dropped me, and there was no friendship anymore all of a sudden.
22:04I thought we were so good.
22:06And then you didn't invite me to Big Bear.
22:08And in that moment, I was really hurt.
22:11And I'm like, she doesn't care about me.
22:16Like, our friendship was not in a good place until my birthday.
22:20So when it was, like, baby moon situation, and Jason rented a house that there wasn't necessarily
22:25enough room for everybody enough room for everybody, I was like, let me think about, like, if Zach and I are there yet.
22:31I should have had a conversation with you about it.
22:34It didn't feel like the right time.
22:36When we did have a conversation, when we did have a conversation, it didn't feel good.
22:38And it went south.
22:41I literally could give a shit less.
22:43Done.
22:44Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
22:45Brittany came to me after the opening of Jax's, and she said, we have to get lunch.
22:50I have to tell you, things were, like, really bad.
22:53Zach got crazy last night.
22:54We had to have him taken out of the bar.
22:56And she was, like, shaking and, like, almost in tears telling me.
22:59Zach, she's literally, like, eight months pregnant right now.
23:03I don't care if you want to be...
23:05You shouldn't care.
23:06Because if you cause stress among someone, she can literally...
23:11Lose her baby.
23:12To say, like, I hope something bad happens, cut me.
23:16If your goal was to cut me that night, you won.
23:18Like, it hurt.
23:20I took full responsibility.
23:23Whatever I said, I will own.
23:26That night at the bar opening, I absolutely said stuff that I should not have said.
23:32But here's the thing.
23:33I was blacked out.
23:34And was having a private conversation with my best friend.
23:38This is basically a concrete example of how Brittany has actively taken Janet's side.
23:44And I kind of see that as a betrayal.
23:47Whatever actually happened that night, I won't ever know.
23:50Because I wasn't there blacked out.
23:51I was eight months pregnant at home.
23:54I agree.
23:55But I do know what Brittany told me.
23:57And so that's what I have to live with.
23:59Oh, God.
23:59This is going to go down such the wrong path.
24:01I need to stop.
24:02I need to stop.
24:03Nia?
24:04Where's Nia?
24:05What?
24:05Can you please come here?
24:07Oh, boy.
24:08I just need her to hold my hand.
24:11Because I'm just, like, I'm getting too emotional and I can't stop.
24:15Sorry.
24:16All right.
24:17Hi.
24:18Hi.
24:18How you doing?
24:19I'm good.
24:20I'm good.
24:20I'm good.
24:20I just...
24:21I'm doing it.
24:22I see you're emotional.
24:23I was like, stop.
24:25Look, a lot has happened.
24:27I genuinely want to move forward.
24:28Same.
24:29Friends make mistakes.
24:30Friends up.
24:31Friends do things that, like, are out of pocket.
24:36Look, Zach, give me your hands.
24:39I genuinely want to move on.
24:42Perfect.
24:42Can we both do it?
24:43All I'm asking...
24:44Now forward.
24:45We don't have to be best friends.
24:48Let's have a good time together.
24:50Let's move forward.
24:51Bye-bye, my lord.
24:54Have a good night.
24:55Bye.
24:55Bye.
24:56Bye.
24:56Bye.
24:57Bye.
24:57Bye.
24:57Bye.
24:57Bye.
24:57Bye.
25:01Coming up.
25:04You OK?
25:05I was doing an ovulation test.
25:06Now it's saying today was the last day.
25:09OK.
25:09You are fine.
25:10Bye.
25:10Bye.
25:11Bye.
25:11Bye.
25:12Bye.
25:12Bye.
25:13Bye.
25:13Bye.
25:14Bye.
25:14Bye.
25:15Bye.
25:15Bye.
25:16Bye.
25:16Bye.
25:17Bye.
25:17Bye.
25:18Bye.
25:18Bye.
25:19Bye.
25:19Bye.
25:20Bye.
25:21Oh, look at those girl marks.
25:23Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
25:25That's too much.
25:27Hi.
25:27Hi.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:28You're gorgeous and fun and cute, and I love this.
25:30I'm Kristen.
25:31Hi.
25:31How are you?
25:32There's no question that our group is fractured.
25:35So I found this wonderful woman.
25:37Her name is Willa, and she's going to be holding a healing ceremony for us, as well as a gratitude
25:42circle.
25:43Do you want to just chat for a minute about, like, what you're hoping to receive from her?
25:48Yeah.
25:48I mean, we all know that Willa is not going to be able to heal every part of this group.
25:54I mean, not even Jesus Christ could do that himself.
25:56It's like a hyperactive group.
25:59But I think she can put a metaphorical Band-Aid on it for the night.
26:02A really, really big Band-Aid.
26:04Why are there yoga mats getting set up?
26:06I am not doing physical activity on vacation.
26:11That was the best I was going to have thought.
26:12I will say.
26:12I think it was good.
26:13Tell me, tell me, tell me.
26:13I felt good.
26:14He apologized.
26:16We both don't want to rehash the past.
26:17We're going to move forward.
26:18And I genuinely mean that.
26:20You know what I mean?
26:21I'm so happy.
26:22Forward.
26:23Forward.
26:24I'll be right back.
26:27You okay?
26:31Just took an ovulation test.
26:32Now it's saying that today was, like, the last day.
26:37Just frustrated.
26:43I don't know why I came up here or not.
26:46I hate my body.
26:49I'm sorry.
26:50It's okay.
26:51It'll happen soon.
26:52I've worked so hard to track my ovulation, and somehow I'm off again.
27:01I mean, it's really disheartening.
27:02It's frustrating.
27:04It's annoying.
27:05It kind of feels like a failure, because I am trying everything to be a mom, and it feels
27:12like I can't catch a break.
27:18Mm-hmm.
27:19Hello.
27:27GQ over here.
27:28You really got it together, huh?
27:29He always does.
27:31He always, yeah, he always does.
27:32You think he may be on the brink of death, and then all of a sudden he comes out looking
27:37like he just got out.
27:38When was I ever on the brink of death?
27:42So, how are you and Michelle doing this trip?
27:44Have you spoken to her at all?
27:45Have you guys spoken?
27:46Or is it just...
27:47Who's Michelle?
27:48Okay, there you go.
27:50No, I haven't spoken to Michelle at all.
27:52She didn't even want to take the white flag.
27:54Michelle, you need the white flag more than anybody.
27:57No.
27:58She's in war times.
28:00It's on her.
28:02Yeah, of course Michelle's not speaking to me, and yeah, I got into it a little bit with
28:07Janet and Brittany.
28:08Stop trying to play a game with me, okay?
28:10I'm not playing a game.
28:11You're not suited for this game, okay?
28:12I have to handle the drama.
28:13I came into this trip with the idea that we could let everything go, leave everything
28:20in L.A., and so far, you know, it was a failed mission.
28:25You know, my car is like my life, just spinning in circles.
28:29Zero to 60 in circles.
28:31Hi.
28:33Hi.
28:34You can come in.
28:35I don't want to be in truth.
28:38I just heard you were not feeling so great or upset or something.
28:41Um, the ovulation timing has just been chaos the last few months.
28:46Like, acupuncture's kind of thrown it off and thought it was going to be these next few
28:50days.
28:50I just took it more than one.
28:51Mm-hmm.
28:51And it's down a little bit more?
28:53Like, the lowest.
28:55It's very frustrating.
28:56But also, just the ovulation timing doesn't make sense into what I'm...
29:01It's supposed to be two weeks.
29:01What's the day?
29:02Seven, eight, nine, ten.
29:04Ten?
29:05Yeah.
29:05Day ten.
29:07Mm-hmm.
29:07I'm sorry.
29:08I give zero f*** right now.
29:09Yeah.
29:10Like, Zach and Janet, whoever's fighting, this person's too f***ed up.
29:13Like, I don't care.
29:15I love you, I'm sorry.
29:16I would be feeling the same way if I were you.
29:18I'm so sorry.
29:20I'm just like, what the f*** is wrong with me?
29:22Like, why?
29:23Nothing is wrong with you.
29:24Like, body, why?
29:25Yeah.
29:25I wish there was a way I could get Kristen out of her head right now.
29:28It's difficult to see her beat herself up.
29:31Even if this isn't our month, next one could be, or the next one.
29:35I don't want to hang out with those people outside.
29:38We will have our baby.
29:40It's not up to us.
29:41It's God's plan.
29:42I 100% believe it will happen.
29:45Let's go grab everybody and heal.
30:00Wait, why are you crying?
30:02I thought that was a good conversation.
30:03But, like, Brittany, like, she just told me that you went to lunch with her and then told her what I said.
30:08Because it was that.
30:09Then why the f*** did you tell her?
30:11I mean, maybe I shouldn't have.
30:13But at the same time, if she said the things that you said about her to me, I would have told you to.
30:17I don't think you would have.
30:18I would have.
30:19I don't think you would have.
30:19I promise you.
30:20I give Brittany a lot of leeway because I know what she is going through.
30:24Brittany knows who I am and what I actually think.
30:27And she knows anything that I say when I am plastered that clearly I didn't mean anything I was saying.
30:34And it was all out of frustration.
30:36She should have known better than to tell Janet.
30:41I put your head right in my boobs.
30:44Well, that's where I wanted to be.
30:45That's what comforts me.
30:47Kind of.
30:48Kind of.
30:51Coming up.
30:52Zach, don't roll your eyes with Michelle the way you do with me.
30:55I will go over there and f***ing bury that guy off the cliff.
31:11There's a really cool sunset going on out there.
31:14We took pics.
31:19Steaks are done.
31:20If they're not cooked enough for you, then throw them back on the grill yourself.
31:23Thank you so much.
31:24Mmm, that one's good.
31:26See?
31:27That's because of all the butter I put on it.
31:34We have somebody outside in the yard that is going to help us all kind of come together as a group.
31:39Nothing too over the top.
31:41But it should be fun.
31:42Does it require physical activity?
31:45Is it clothes optional?
31:47Clothes mandatory.
31:51Dang it, I'm wearing a dress.
31:52How am I supposed to think?
31:53I don't know.
31:53And it ends a little dewy.
31:55Thank you all for being here.
31:57My name is Willa, and I am a ceremonialist, embodiment guide, and sacred photographer.
32:05I'm not good at this stuff.
32:07Like, I might, like, laugh inappropriately.
32:10It's just, like, it's just what I do.
32:12I don't know anything about crystals and sage, but, like, maybe if we just rolled up a big fat joint and I'll pass it around the circle, we'll be giggling, getting along.
32:21Just being, like, real chill, man.
32:24I'm here to share our connection to Mother Earth, to our heart centers, to our sacred wisdom within.
32:32One, a willing heart is all you need to transform any situation that is troubling you now.
32:39No.
32:40Look, I love God.
32:41I'm not really into this little woo-woo spiritual thing.
32:44But there's a lot of things everyone needs to release.
32:47So if praying to the wind gets these demons out.
32:50Eee, eee, yah.
32:52Eee, eee, yah.
32:53To begin, we're going to create a sacred mandala.
32:59So each of us are going to go and take chunks of earth magic.
33:04And you'll want to place it in the center.
33:07What is it that you're calling in?
33:10And what is it that you're ready to release?
33:13Whoever wants to begin can come and choose their items.
33:19Do I have to do all the flowers?
33:21Releasing hatred, resentment, accepting happiness, and just getting back my sparkle.
33:36I'm hoping that Brittany can take this time when Jax is away and not breathing down her neck all the time
33:42to really, like, work on herself and have a moment to breathe and just get back to her true lighthearted self.
33:47Um, I have a lot of releasing to do.
33:52Stress and anxiety.
33:56Um, accepting a new life with happiness and love.
34:05Who's next?
34:10Do I want to get up there and, and throw flowers on the ground and say I want to release any animosity towards Michelle?
34:17Mom, I'm, I'm going to pass.
34:20You should go.
34:21You're crying.
34:22You should go.
34:23I'll pass.
34:24Look at her face and her just cold as ice.
34:28Like, I don't want to do that right now.
34:30Come on, I'm going to pass.
34:35Um, releasing insecurity and accepting confidence.
34:45I want to release anxiety and accept new beginnings.
34:52Calling in peace.
34:55Love.
34:55I'm releasing pride, accepting joy.
35:01I'm releasing fear.
35:04The thing I've been missing in California, accepting that this is my new life.
35:11And I want to, like, really want to bring in family because I feel like that's lacking out here.
35:19You guys are becoming my family.
35:22I did not expect to get emotional in this instance, but it's, uh, it's a real thing.
35:26So, appreciate all of you guys.
35:29I knew you were family when you won me 3,000 tickets last weekend.
35:34Even more than her husband.
35:35Even more than my husband.
35:36If we can stand up now and see what we've created.
35:45Just taking a moment here, looking at this beautiful mandala.
35:50So, if anyone feels called to share something that may be coming up for them.
35:56Um, there is a person who's missing from the group tonight.
35:59And it's a person who co-parents with Brittany.
36:01And if we could put energy toward him, sticking through with getting help and really doing better for himself and for Brittany and for his kid.
36:09Yeah, that was sweet, Jason.
36:10I was too scared to say anything because I don't want to ball cry.
36:13Hey, everybody.
36:24The first couple days here, I just was very standoffish.
36:27I just felt out of my element.
36:29I didn't want to be here.
36:30I didn't like the people here.
36:31I didn't want to hear anybody.
36:32Getting emotional every day, to be honest.
36:35I'm finally finding, um, some emotions that I didn't know I had.
36:39I hate, you know, the fact that I'm here and she's out there and I know she's going on trips and things like that.
36:45And I just feel like sometimes I feel a little alone.
36:48Um, I feel a little neglected.
36:50I wish she would check in on me more.
36:51I know that I've done a lot of damage and I know, um, that she's got to go through her own thing.
36:57But I know when we got married, it was in sickness and in health.
36:59And right now I'm sick.
37:01There's a lot of hurt and there's a lot of anger.
37:04There's a lot of demons inside of me.
37:06And I feel like this place is just allowing me to talk about it all.
37:09I can't keep going like this.
37:11It's just killing me.
37:12It's killing my wife.
37:12It's killing my family.
37:14And it's going to destroy my son if I don't get fixed.
37:27Honestly, that was fun.
37:28It made us all, like, have fun.
37:30Do you want to do the ball for the ball around?
37:33You do.
37:33I'm going to walk him out.
37:34He's leaving.
37:35I know.
37:35I have to work.
37:35Yeah.
37:36No, okay, but that's, like, so nice.
37:38So I can just leave me to make more of you.
37:41Obviously, I'd love to stay tonight in Santa Barbara, but I do have a voiceover gig in the
37:46morning.
37:46Oh, Danny Goodly.
37:47Beautiful.
37:48Yeah.
37:48Love you.
37:49When you get there safe, okay?
37:51As a father of three trying to buy a house, maybe have a fourth child, a gig's a gig in
37:58this business and I'm not able to turn it down.
38:00Got everything you need.
38:02Yeah.
38:03I'll be back tomorrow.
38:04Okay, so Kristen and I got this gratitude ball that we thought would be very helpful if
38:12everybody would say something that they're grateful for, if you can recall a memory from
38:16the past.
38:16And just don't give it to your significant other.
38:19I'll try not to.
38:22Brittany first.
38:23Oh, me crap.
38:23I am thankful for my son.
38:29Yeah.
38:30He is just, like, the light of my life and I miss him so much right now.
38:34I'm just super grateful for that.
38:36Ain't everybody, obviously, but, yeah.
38:39Jesse.
38:40I'm in the middle of a very toxic situation right now.
38:52And the fact that Isabella is thriving is amazing, so I'm grateful for that.
39:01So, yeah.
39:08Michelle.
39:09Michelle.
39:09It's hard to think of a good memory when somebody has hurt you so much.
39:20This divorce has been very nasty, and I've really got to see his true colors.
39:26And, and, Zach, Zach, don't roll your eyes with Michelle the way you did with me.
39:32I didn't roll it with her.
39:33It was with you.
39:34I will go over there and bury that guy off the cliff.
39:40Let me think for a moment, because it's hard to think.
39:46It was a long, it's been a very long time.
39:51I have felt lonely for a very long time, raising a child.
39:56She went this way, and I'm trying to make my way to her, and she's going further that way.
40:02Why are you so angry?
40:03I'm angry because you treat me like s**t.
40:05You have told me multiple times that you don't give a f**k that I'm the mother of your child.
40:10I want to be in love with you the way I used to be, but I don't know if I can.
40:19A great moment was when we were deciding to have a child together.
40:31And I had come alive.
40:37And it's beautiful.
40:39Love you.
40:39I see the darkness all night, trying to find my way out, trying to find my way out.
40:57My heart, it wanders through the night.
41:04See?
41:05Searching for the star.
41:09Searching for the star.
41:12And it's beautiful.
41:13Yeah.
41:13All good things come to an end, right?
41:18But it was good at one point.
41:20We traveled all over the world.
41:22We worked together.
41:25There was a lot there.
41:27It's ruined my life.
41:37Amen?
41:38Uh, no.
41:41I will drive home right now.
41:43Will drive home right now.
41:45So go the f**k downstairs.
41:49Please.
41:50All right.
41:50It's a tough situation.
41:51I honestly can't imagine how hard this is to be doing this to your f**king ex-wife.
41:54Okay, I am f**king done.
41:57f**k this s**k.
41:58Get the f**k out.
42:05Next time on The Rout.
42:07I came here to check for your well-being.
42:09You seem perfectly fine.
42:10I made a big mistake in baking.
42:15No.
42:16Okay.
42:17I actually hurt my nutsack.
42:19Zach, when people asked me about your hair, I said, yes, it is a wig.
42:22I'm dead!
42:23Oh, my God.
42:26Zach said, I have to tell you, they figured out I'm bipolar, not depressed.
42:31Guess who's back, baby!
42:33Time to catch up a little bit and have a little fun myself.
42:36You're caught up.
42:40Oh, God.
42:40Your life is on display.
42:42You can't talk about how Dany's drunk.
42:43I'm just, like, upset and, like, I'm going through so much.
42:46Why have you been through rehab?
42:47So you have to attack me because you're going through so much.
42:49You're drunk.
42:50I'm on.
42:50I hate you.
42:53I hate you.
42:55I hate you.
42:56I hate you, girl.
42:57You're drunk.
42:58I sweat you, girl.
42:58I have to pass up.
42:59I'mIVE.
43:00No, I feel like I'm out there.
43:00You're drunk.
43:01I have to say it somehow.
43:02Yeah.
43:02I don't know.
43:03You're drunk.
43:03No, I am.
43:04I'm sorry.
43:04I love beauty.
43:05You're not a curious.
43:06You're not a logical sighing.
43:06You're listening.
43:08You're listening to me.
43:10I'm about to take you.
43:11I swear to be английSE.
43:12I get a crafter when you're on display.
43:14llam wur.
43:15Yeah, you're listening to me.
43:16I swear to show you.
43:17You're listening to scrolls of the silver,