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43:17Mom, can you drive me to Eric's house?
43:47Well, soldiers, reporting for duty, Grand Wizard!
43:50Nice work, douchebag. Now all my men are here and ready to fight for the- wait a minute.
43:54Where's Feldspar? Where's my level 12 thief?
43:57Hey, yeah, where's Craig?
43:59He's in detention.
44:00What?
44:01He flipped off the principal, so he's in detention again!
44:04Oh my god.
44:05If they've locked away our thief in detention, we have no hope of getting back to Stick of Truth.
44:09We have to break him out!
44:10Ah! No way, man! Last time we broke Craig out of detention, we all got in trouble!
44:14Getting into trouble is a risk that douchebag is willing to take!
44:16You have to break out our thief, douchebag.
44:18But don't worry, I will not let you go unprepared.
44:20I'm going to teach you how to use magic.
44:22Meet me at the training barracks.
44:24It's time for you to learn Dragon Shout.
44:34You fight well, douchebag.
44:36But to truly succeed in combat, you must learn to harness the power of your farts.
44:40Farting on an opponent at precisely the right time is key to battle.
44:44I shall show you how it's done, but first, you must take the gentleman's oath.
44:48You must promise to never, ever, fart on anyone's farts.
44:52Okay?
44:53Farting on an opponent is necessary, but farting on someone's farts is not cool.
44:56Do you understand?
44:58Alright, then let's begin your training.
45:00To conjure Dragon Shout, you must first clear your mind and take in a deep breath through your butthole.
45:05Like so.
45:06Then, let it rumble inside you, and...
45:09Dragon Shout!
45:12I'll show you one more time.
45:14Suck it in...
45:15Let it rumble...
45:16Dragon Shout!
45:18Now you.
45:20Ready?
45:21Dragon Shout!
45:24Find the frequency!
45:25Hold!
45:26Hold!
45:30My god, that was... incredible.
45:32A man could live a hundred years and never again witness a spell so... boisterous.
45:36Could it be that the prophecies are true?
45:38Could it be that the dragonborn has come at last, in our hour of need?
45:41Now let us try your skill on a real opponent.
45:44Hey!
45:45Hey, Princess Kenny!
45:47Could you come here a sec?
45:48Shh!
45:49Time to time.
45:50Okay.
45:51Just real quick, Princess Kenny.
45:52Sir Douchebag wants to show you something.
45:53Alright, you two.
45:54Spar!
45:55Sir Douchebag, show Princess Kenny the magical powers I have taught you!
46:08It's hard to do when there's a chick watching, I know.
46:10Pretend she's not there.
46:11T-
46:13T-
46:14T-
46:15T-
46:16T-
46:17T-
46:18Ha!
46:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
46:20That was fucking hilarious!
46:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
46:22Dude, that was fucking awesome!
46:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
46:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
46:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
46:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
46:27Oh, okay, good job Sir Douchebag, that was sweet!
46:28Thanks, Princess Kenny!
46:29That's all for now!
