SSUNDEE Trying To Get RICH in Monopoly

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00:00:00So boys welcome back to a game we haven't played in a long time. This is called Monopoly for you new guys

00:00:05How this works you can see bottom center. We have a bunch of money ready to pay to twenty-five hundred

00:00:09We roll a die. We use that money to buy properties if we buy enough properties

00:00:13We can start to put houses and hotels on the property and if somebody lands on our property

00:00:17They give us a bunch of their money and we win

00:00:19Oh my gosh

00:00:21All right, are we good? You guys get it?

00:00:23Do you guys understand the game? Hopefully we'll explain it as we play, but it's not bullet

00:00:26Biffle just rolled and he rolled a seven now. He's landing at chance and he gets to open a look at a card

00:00:32Drawing the card

00:00:38Boardwalk is the best property in the game. It costs four hundred dollars

00:00:43If we land on it when he has a hotel on it, we have to give him two thousand dollars

00:00:50Memorized I looked at the car. Hello

00:00:56All right, here we go. I'm gonna roll. I'm second. Here I go. I'm good luck. I'm charging it up. I'm charging up the dice

00:01:02Sorry, sorry about your kitty. You're really bad at this. Why don't you have four?

00:01:06I have to pay taxes. I have to pay taxes

00:01:08How do you already know that?

00:01:10I have to pay taxes

00:01:12Bro, it has Monopoly memorized. It's so weird

00:01:16I just paid the biffle get I'll trade you my taxes for boardwalk. Absolutely. I'm down. Yes, sir. Biffle loves that idea

00:01:22Okay, why are you?

00:01:24Whatever. I'm just charging up the die so that I don't die

00:01:27Five six seven. Oh, I have to buy a railroad. No, you're going to chance idiot. Why do you know that?

00:01:32How do you not?

00:01:34I don't have the game memorized. I know this. It's crazy that you memorize that

00:01:38Advance to go $200. Okay, I pay 200 in taxes and you get 200 and now since you went all the way around the board

00:01:47You have the special speed dice. Yeah, well

00:01:50Call me kings great. You get them by them. You get to buy the blue one. Great

00:01:59Biffle is confused

00:02:01I would like to buy. Thank you. Okay, if you get a hotel on that you get $5.50. This is not going well

00:02:06I am gonna dump you're about a mortgages property. No

00:02:10Why not do it?

00:02:12Straight into debt immediately

00:02:14Wait guys, am I gonna do my new strategy?

00:02:16Another blue one park place you think is he gonna go back to what you didn't even roll it just kind of like sat there

00:02:21Because I got that dog give me oh, he landed on chance again barking. Why is he barking? Oh my god. Oh, I didn't mean to press that

00:02:27That's fine people I actually landed on it. He landed on chance again

00:02:31Advance to st. Charles. Oh my gosh

00:02:36We'll just win. Good luck Ian. Good luck dude. We'll go to auction. It'll be fun. Nope

00:02:42This might be the quickest uno game ever. This isn't uno. No, it could be though

00:02:47All right, here. I go rolling guys. I need dude. There we go

00:02:51Three, four, five. I got a blue one. You went to jail. No, I get that. Are you new? No, I'll trade you

00:02:57I'll trade you my first born. No what look I got I got the entire country of Connecticut

00:03:03property oh my man

00:03:05Yeah

00:03:06Look at that

00:03:07So if you land on my property you owe me eight dollars and here's the deal I charge cute rents. I'm cute. So you owe me 16

00:03:14But I'm cuter so it's actually free

00:03:16Let's roll the dice

00:03:17That's not how that works

00:03:18So let's roll a nine

00:03:18Can't wait to use my super speed die

00:03:20Oh look at the speed die

00:03:21Oh nine. You waited on mine. I didn't I got nine. Why didn't it go nine?

00:03:26Wait, it went eight. No, don't buy that

00:03:29Wait, oh yeah

00:03:31Okay, sigils

00:03:33Sigils, sigils. I'll trade you your light blue for a really good word at a local area at a local business

00:03:42Well, I get to go again, so I'm actually just gonna go ahead and go again

00:03:45Gosh dang it. Go to jail idiot. You're ugly. Please. I'll be way past jail boy. What is this red dice?

00:03:51Hey, I don't know what the red dice does. We always have this problem

00:03:55I don't understand. That time it counted for some reason. Wait, what? Why the first time not count?

00:03:59He got an orange. He got New York. No way

00:04:05So if you get all three properties, right all three colors you can start to build houses and hotels on them, right?

00:04:11That's how that works. So if I- Zud, how about this?

00:04:16He got doubles. That's not good. Is that good? Oh, Zud. Oh, you got waterworks.

00:04:21I'm going, man. Oh, he's a dinosaur. I actually like the utility lands. Why? They're terrible. Really?

00:04:26I said lands like I just said lands like magic together. My bad. Oh boy

00:04:31Who is his friend is here? Why is he here?

00:04:33I said sorry. I said sorry. What is wrong with him? He's your people. Roll again! Go Kitty Gow!

00:04:36Go, roll it, roll it! What is that? Five. A five. Oh, no, he got Carolina. No, we got a community chest idiot

00:04:43Community chest, yes!

00:04:45Why are you yelling? Life insurance matures. Collect $100. I'll take it. That just paid you for that house. Are there electric you just bought? Wait, my turn.

00:04:52No, it's Biffle's turn. Biffle, Biffle, Biffle, roll a one. Sure. Why do they have the dice, bro? How are you doing that?

00:04:59I don't know. It's because they went around Go already. Where'd I land? In Cheney chest!

00:05:05Again, I've landed. This is the only thing I've landed on. This is the only thing I've landed on.

00:05:09But you have two properties! You are asserted for street repairs. Oh, if you had houses, you had to pay out of the wuzzles.

00:05:16What people, you're poor! True!

00:05:18Wait, where are we living if we don't have a house? Uh, we all share a bed and breakfast. Okay, give me doubles.

00:05:24You're gonna get double-double toil and trouble. Your dice is freaking out. It is. Seven. Seven. It's like doubles. Is that good?

00:05:30Oh, that's a yellow. I get the first yellow or the orange one. How do you know that?

00:05:35How do you not know this? It's St. Charles. Change names. I'll trade you my blue for your orange. Okay, how about this? How about this? How about this?

00:05:43Um, we'll barter later. How about that? Oh, I'll bar your later. What?

00:05:51Alright, we're looking good. We all have two properties. It's pretty good.

00:05:54Yeah, but I have more properties than properties. People have some really good ones.

00:05:57What is that? What does that guy do? I got an old man.

00:06:02Okay. He just landed straight on Atlantic. What do you want to do?

00:06:06Well, I'll buy it. It seems nice. I'm so confused.

00:06:08So, you get 1100 if you put hotels on that. Okay.

00:06:15Is it my turn now? I wore the dice.

00:06:20There's a railroad! I think it's a red one, idiot. Dang it!

00:06:22I think you can't just hit him with the idiot. You can't just hit him with the idiot.

00:06:25I'll still take it!

00:06:26No, you don't want that. It's really... Okay, I'll trade you, um, I'll trade you...

00:06:30Yeah?

00:06:31You give me the red and the blue one, and then I'll give you an orange one. Why is he trading?

00:06:35Sounds good. I'm actually down for that.

00:06:37What? No, don't do that.

00:06:38I'm actually down for that idea.

00:06:39Oh, okay. I thought we were doing this.

00:06:40Wait, I thought you were...

00:06:42Alright, watch how the dog does it.

00:06:45Oh gosh, what does that do? What does the van do? Bus?

00:06:49I don't know. I don't know.

00:06:50What? Don't say that.

00:06:51Oh, you get to choose where you want to go.

00:06:53I don't know where I'm at. Oh, move three, four, seven, no!

00:06:56Wait, you get to buy it. You're buying the entire country of Kentucky.

00:06:59Are you ready?

00:07:00You can't spell country without Kentucky.

00:07:02It's not a country, it's a planet.

00:07:03Ah, that's a good point.

00:07:04Wait, Biffle, you're the poorest, weird.

00:07:05Yeah, but I also have the best.

00:07:07You can't hit him with that, dude.

00:07:08Okay, give me a two. Give me a two so I can get the oranges.

00:07:11Give me a land on my red.

00:07:11Give me a two! I want Tennessee!

00:07:14Oh, that's a one! Oh, that's a seven. Oh, Bunkle Kunkle.

00:07:18Oh, you're going to jail! Finally!

00:07:20Is that actually real?

00:07:20I got a red. Is that a red?

00:07:22I think it's a railroad.

00:07:23I got a red.

00:07:24How'd you know?

00:07:24I got an Indiana.

00:07:27Wait, are all the reds...

00:07:28Oh, all the reds are out and all the blues are out. Light blues.

00:07:30Wow.

00:07:30Yep.

00:07:31Oh.

00:07:31Okay, let's make the MSRPs kiss.

00:07:35What?

00:07:35What are you saying?

00:07:36I don't know.

00:07:36If someone's please...

00:07:37Okay, roll a four.

00:07:38Roll a four sigils.

00:07:39It'll help you a lot.

00:07:40It's for you.

00:07:41Okay.

00:07:41Good for you.

00:07:42I don't like that dice thing that they got.

00:07:43No, four, five, six, seven.

00:07:45Hey, sure it's going to go seven this time.

00:07:46Oh, you're on the railroad!

00:07:47Oh, now you landed on the gr...

00:07:48Oh, chance.

00:07:49Okay, got it.

00:07:49Or community.

00:07:50What are the chances of that?

00:07:52What are you getting?

00:07:53Yes, it's...

00:07:54GO TO JAIL!

00:07:54Hold it.

00:07:55Hold it.

00:07:56Hold it.

00:07:57I'm going to go visit Bivel.

00:07:58What do you think he's getting arrested for?

00:08:00Okay.

00:08:00Um...

00:08:02Well?

00:08:03You can't say that.

00:08:04What do you mean, well?

00:08:05Shut up.

00:08:06From a rooftop.

00:08:07Are you going to end your turn, idiot?

00:08:08Can you end your turn?

00:08:10I'm already in prison.

00:08:10Why do I have to end it?

00:08:11There we go.

00:08:11Oh, gosh.

00:08:12Skip.

00:08:13Roll.

00:08:14Biffle did not like that.

00:08:15Roll.

00:08:15Why are you saying Biffle?

00:08:16Six.

00:08:16Ten.

00:08:17Wait, you landed on the green one.

00:08:18The biggest green one.

00:08:20How do you know that?

00:08:20Can you let...

00:08:21Let's hype it up a little bit.

00:08:22Where am I going?

00:08:24North Carolina!

00:08:25This is so cool.

00:08:26So did you keep...

00:08:26Pena'lea!

00:08:28Pena'lea?

00:08:29You got BTS right away.

00:08:30Okay.

00:08:31Okay.

00:08:31Give me that one.

00:08:32Give me that one.

00:08:32How about that?

00:08:33Give me that one.

00:08:33Go away.

00:08:34I'm ending my turn.

00:08:35How do you still have more money than me?

00:08:37And you have a green property.

00:08:38Let's play.

00:08:39Because I'm built.

00:08:39Okay.

00:08:40What does the guy do?

00:08:40What's that?

00:08:41Six, seven, eight.

00:08:42I'm upside down directly.

00:08:43Oh.

00:08:44Why am I here?

00:08:45Oh.

00:08:45Get away.

00:08:46Stop buying the things I buy.

00:08:47Oh, Pacific?

00:08:48Wait, you're buying the whole ocean Pacific?

00:08:50That's crazy.

00:08:52Question.

00:08:52How do you put a house on an ocean?

00:08:54A houseboat.

00:08:56Oh.

00:08:56Have you ever played the game Raft?

00:08:58No.

00:08:58What's wrong with it?

00:08:59Okay.

00:09:00You can't say that.

00:09:01You rolled another.

00:09:02Please don't put me in jail.

00:09:04Yes.

00:09:04Ten.

00:09:05Okay, that's going to give me the other green one that's not bought.

00:09:08Nice!

00:09:08Why is this happening?

00:09:10Yeah.

00:09:11Oh, he's giving me a test that way.

00:09:12I'm just trying to like get some non-BTS.

00:09:15Okay, okay.

00:09:15Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:09:16Send me to Park Place so I can block Biffle.

00:09:22What?

00:09:27What do you want me to do?

00:09:28Get up, Fondie.

00:09:29You pretty much have the same amount of money as I do, but I have better properties.

00:09:32Yeah, but you're ugly.

00:09:32Look at you.

00:09:33You're ugly.

00:09:34Nuh-uh.

00:09:35I'm not ending my turn.

00:09:36I'm holding this video hostage.

00:09:37Okay, that's fine.

00:09:38I'm going to bed.

00:09:38Okay, I'm going to go do Pilates.

00:09:40What?

00:09:41Why Pilates?

00:09:42I told you.

00:09:42Why bro say Pilates?

00:09:43Hi, jailboy.

00:09:43I'm jailboy.

00:09:44Oh, yeah.

00:09:44I'll just pay $50.

00:09:45That's fine.

00:09:46Why?

00:09:46You're dumb, ugly.

00:09:47That's fine.

00:09:48Does that work?

00:09:48Because I'm rich, dude, and I can take my turn.

00:09:50There's properties to buy, brother.

00:09:51Why'd you say brother, guy?

00:09:53Brother.

00:09:54Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

00:09:55Wait, that's free parking.

00:09:56Go back to jail.

00:09:57Stop.

00:09:57Stop spoiling it.

00:09:58Why do you know?

00:09:59Why do you spoil?

00:10:01What does free parking do?

00:10:02Can I explain to you how the math works on this board, please?

00:10:05Yeah, yeah, but you have to push your, like, freaking whittle glasses up while you do it.

00:10:09I call the 40.

00:10:10I'm...

00:10:11Okay, sorry.

00:10:11What did you say?

00:10:12You can't say that.

00:10:13What does that mean?

00:10:14What does that mean?

00:10:14It's all explained.

00:10:15I can't.

00:10:16I can't.

00:10:17I can't.

00:10:17Can I park place?

00:10:1811?

00:10:19Let's not park place.

00:10:20You landed on Chance.

00:10:21Wait, no, you didn't.

00:10:22Yeah, where am I now?

00:10:23No, Chance.

00:10:23Chance?

00:10:24Oh, it's a railroad.

00:10:26Wait, can I have that $200?

00:10:28Oh, yes!

00:10:28Oh my gosh, I'm kidding.

00:10:29That's how the math works.

00:10:30The math.

00:10:31You have a train.

00:10:32Okay, press space.

00:10:33You buy it faster if you press space.

00:10:35Oh, really?

00:10:35Let me try that.

00:10:36Oh, you're right.

00:10:37Wow.

00:10:37No, that was the wrong space button.

00:10:39No, that was space.

00:10:40So trust me.

00:10:42Wait, you get the speed dice now.

00:10:45How did you lap me, Biffle?

00:10:46I'm go to the sauce.

00:10:49And he got a double!

00:10:50Wait, is that seven?

00:10:51He got four place!

00:10:53I got part place.

00:10:54Are you kidding?

00:10:54Biffle has boardwalk and park place.

00:10:56He can already start putting houses down.

00:10:59You got that beat, Sonny.

00:11:00You got to smash that thing, man.

00:11:02Biffle, build homes.

00:11:04Oh, no.

00:11:05He's landing on a deck's turn guaranteed, by the way.

00:11:08He will land on it.

00:11:09Click him.

00:11:10Oh, there you go.

00:11:11If I land on that, I owe you $175.

00:11:14If I land on this, I owe you $200.

00:11:17Look at those houses, though, when you build houses.

00:11:19Look at them.

00:11:19They're sick, right?

00:11:20Look at them.

00:11:20One more, Biffle, come on.

00:11:21Oh, yeah.

00:11:22Yeah, my bad.

00:11:23You know what, guys?

00:11:24Let's go bankrupt.

00:11:25Biffle, don't do this.

00:11:26Biffle, don't do this.

00:11:27This is how you lose every time.

00:11:28I just need one.

00:11:29Look at that house with three houses on it.

00:11:32If I land on this, I'm quitting.

00:11:36You need two hours of this, so you know that.

00:11:37Wait, is that my railroad?

00:11:38How does this happen in Monopoly?

00:11:39I don't understand.

00:11:40Oh, you got to pay taxes.

00:11:42Oh, my railroad.

00:11:44I don't have money for this.

00:11:46I think this is the first payment of the game.

00:11:49It is.

00:11:51Okay, please, please, please, please, at least roll a seven or above.

00:11:58Seven or above.

00:12:02Yes.

00:12:03Oh, you're lucky.

00:12:04You're lucky.

00:12:06Dude.

00:12:07I don't even care that I didn't buy a property.

00:12:09I just wanted to avoid that because that was spooky.

00:12:11I have so many houses over there.

00:12:12That is terrifying.

00:12:14Take your turn.

00:12:14We're chilling.

00:12:15I was thinking.

00:12:16Can I not think, please?

00:12:17Why?

00:12:17No, you may not.

00:12:18You do that on other people's turn.

00:12:20Let's roll the dice.

00:12:20Now that I've had my free parking, I shall roll my dice.

00:12:25You almost...

00:12:26Wait.

00:12:26Isn't that just jail again?

00:12:27You're going to jail.

00:12:28Wait.

00:12:31What universe are we living in where he's going to jail and I got...

00:12:34Yeah, me and Biffle need to switch places.

00:12:35Wait, what?

00:12:36This is wild.

00:12:37Hold on.

00:12:38I love this game.

00:12:39Do you?

00:12:40Hey Sidles, do you want to play the game?

00:12:41No.

00:12:41No, not really.

00:12:42He's just going to jail over and over again.

00:12:43Have fun.

00:12:44Hey Sidles, I'll trade you a property and get you out of jail.

00:12:47I know a guy.

00:12:48You got a bus.

00:12:49What's the bus?

00:12:50Five, two, or seven.

00:12:51Wait, so I choose?

00:12:53Also, if I do two, then I go right to chance.

00:12:55If I do five, I go...

00:12:56Okay, I'm going to do two.

00:12:57Because I want a chance.

00:12:58Why don't you do that?

00:12:59I'm going to go somewhere cool.

00:12:59Why don't you do that?

00:13:00Oh!

00:13:00Hey, give me that.

00:13:01Oh!

00:13:01Give me that.

00:13:02Okay!

00:13:03Okay!

00:13:03Wait, trade sigils?

00:13:05Give him the get out of jail free card and then have him give me the orange card.

00:13:09You think he's not just going to pay $50 again?

00:13:11No, but you can give me the orange card.

00:13:14What is that?

00:13:14Oh, so it benefits you.

00:13:15Got it.

00:13:16What's that do?

00:13:17I don't get it.

00:13:17I don't know where I'm going.

00:13:18What is this?

00:13:19Okay, so I think that Monopoly guy, he puts you on a property that isn't bought.

00:13:23It's like the nearest green property.

00:13:24Okay, hold on.

00:13:25Look at Biffle's properties.

00:13:27He has boardwalk and park place and two purples.

00:13:30Oh, he's about to get pink.

00:13:31Yeah.

00:13:32Or purple.

00:13:33It's your turn.

00:13:34Do I get the red dice now?

00:13:37Okay, good.

00:13:37Finally, give me the guy.

00:13:38There we go.

00:13:38I can buy a property.

00:13:40Pinkle Winkle.

00:13:40Wait, is that the orange?

00:13:42Isn't it just brown?

00:13:43Yeah, it's just...

00:13:44What?

00:13:44Oh, nice.

00:13:44You took it.

00:13:45This is your chance to own some real estate.

00:13:48Are you ready?

00:13:48Sunday.

00:13:49Hey, Biffle.

00:13:50I need to have a word.

00:13:50Hey, Biffle, I need you to tell me that I complete you.

00:13:53What do I see?

00:13:54A pattern?

00:13:55What?

00:13:56Now, Sunday, listen.

00:13:57I have a red.

00:13:58You need a red.

00:13:59If you get the other red, Biffle, we'll make a flade.

00:14:02Oh, okay.

00:14:04Well, if you land on park place, you're just over.

00:14:06The game's over, so...

00:14:06I'll pay my $50.

00:14:08How did Biffle get boardwalk on park place already?

00:14:11In like turn three?

00:14:12It's Biffle, dude.

00:14:13That's insane.

00:14:14I don't know.

00:14:15Impressive.

00:14:15Devos!

00:14:17Six.

00:14:18Please.

00:14:18Did you get the orange?

00:14:20Oh, that's mine.

00:14:21Yes.

00:14:22Oh, come on.

00:14:22I got some money.

00:14:23I double it, though.

00:14:24I double it.

00:14:25Nah, I have it.

00:14:26Okay.

00:14:27Are you doubling it?

00:14:27$14.

00:14:28All right, I'm going to get some chipotle.

00:14:30Play again.

00:14:31You can't get some $14?

00:14:32Yeah, please.

00:14:34Yeah, I'll go again.

00:14:35Good luck.

00:14:36Rolling doubles again, by the way.

00:14:37No big deal.

00:14:38He's going to go back to jail.

00:14:39Please go to jail.

00:14:40What's seven?

00:14:41Seven.

00:14:42Wait, that's my property again.

00:14:43Is it?

00:14:44What?

00:14:44Leave me alone, dude.

00:14:45Oh my god.

00:14:46I double it, though.

00:14:49No, I have it.

00:14:52All right, I'm going to jail and pay Sunday.

00:14:55I'm going to super chipotle now.

00:14:56What are you doing?

00:14:57Hey, I press down button.

00:14:58Click escape.

00:15:00Okay, there we go.

00:15:01Wow, you almost broke the game.

00:15:02The menus are confusing and I don't like them.

00:15:05Okay, land on my property set.

00:15:06I'll give you a dollar.

00:15:07Oh no, he's going to buy one.

00:15:08Put me on something awesome sauce.

00:15:09He's going to get the orange one.

00:15:11No!

00:15:12Wait, that's the one.

00:15:13Okay, good.

00:15:14That's railroad.

00:15:15Another railroad!

00:15:16He owns all the railroad.

00:15:18Wait, sounds like a railroad tycoon.

00:15:20Yeah, he's an idiot.

00:15:21Can I have my turn or should I not?

00:15:23Okay, I'm in.

00:15:23A railroad in 2025?

00:15:25This is red, you know, you get the pink one.

00:15:28Biffle, you have $300.

00:15:29Come at me when you got more money.

00:15:30I will once you land on Park Place.

00:15:32Hey, me, me, me, me.

00:15:33Oh, you get to pick a spot.

00:15:35I got to get up taking the bus.

00:15:36Where am I going?

00:15:37The wheels on the Biffle go round and round.

00:15:39Okay, go two, three, or five.

00:15:40Do five.

00:15:41No, go two.

00:15:42Go two.

00:15:42Two is really good.

00:15:43It's not.

00:15:44I'm going three.

00:15:45Dang it!

00:15:45Dang it.

00:15:46Yeah, I'm going to get it.

00:15:49Yeah, get it, yeah.

00:15:50Pay those school fees.

00:15:51Go to school!

00:15:52We know you didn't go to school.

00:15:54That's the problem.

00:15:54That's why you pay.

00:15:55We all play Monopoly right now.

00:15:57I don't.

00:15:58Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:15:59What do I need?

00:16:00Chicken jockey!

00:16:00Hold on.

00:16:01I need a one, two, three, four, I need a five,

00:16:04and then I can get that orange.

00:16:06How do you know?

00:16:07It says it right there!

00:16:09Okay, give me a three and a two, or a two and a three.

00:16:11I don't care.

00:16:14Or the little guy!

00:16:15Idiot.

00:16:15Three!

00:16:16And I got a bus!

00:16:18Oh my gosh.

00:16:19Wait, that actually might mess you up.

00:16:20Yeah, I don't.

00:16:21That's not how that works.

00:16:21Three.

00:16:22I think the bus is bad.

00:16:22Noそうだ.

00:16:23It's like you're doing four.

00:16:24I think you're doing four.

00:16:25It's like you're doing four.

00:16:26I think you're doing four?

00:16:26Who owns Virginia?

00:16:27Biffle does.

00:16:28Wait, that's Virginia.

00:16:29You can come over and give me some money.

00:16:30I gotta go to Community, don't I?

00:16:32Gosh dang it.

00:16:33Yeah, go to jail.

00:16:34Go to jail.

00:16:35No.

00:16:35Go to jail.

00:16:36Go to jail, go to jail, go to jail, go to jail, go to jail.

00:16:37Go to jail.

00:16:38Go to jail.

00:16:39Whoa, dude.

00:16:39Go to jail tous.

00:16:40Hey, fair's to go!

00:16:41My man!

00:16:41I'll take it.

00:16:42You skipped on my house.

00:16:43Heck yeah, I did, ugly.

00:16:44What do you mean to me?

00:16:46Watch this roll, brother.

00:16:48You're coming up on boardwalk. Keep that in mind.

00:16:50Easy. I think you'll pass. Wait, no, he's buying something.

00:16:52Wait, no. Yeah, I am.

00:16:54Oh, it's because you passed all the properties?

00:16:56I think it's because I rolled doubles. Maybe.

00:16:58I thought that guy made you...

00:17:00Dr. T's.

00:17:02Dude, I'm just bleeding money.

00:17:04If you roll a 1, 2, 3, 4, you're dead.

00:17:06Please.

00:17:08Your game will just be over.

00:17:10That's a 3!

00:17:12Oh, he's over. He's passed.

00:17:14He's passed. He's passed. He's passed. He's passed.

00:17:16See you later, losers. I think that's taxes, though.

00:17:18I'm gonna be TBH. Nope.

00:17:20Oh, Baltic!

00:17:22I'm buying the poopmobile.

00:17:24Poopmobile.

00:17:26I forgot what the houses look like on that property.

00:17:28Isn't it just like trailers? Something like that.

00:17:30Roll a 10. No!

00:17:32Oh, at least you got past the orange.

00:17:34Is this good? He's the railroad man.

00:17:36He owns all railroads.

00:17:38Every time we land on a railroad, we owe him

00:17:40a hundred dollars.

00:17:42I'll go bankrupt. I have no money.

00:17:44Yes, sir!

00:17:46I have no money.

00:17:48Sandy, please.

00:17:50If you get that many railroads, that's lowkey broken.

00:17:52Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.

00:17:54Why did that dice just kind of like freak out?

00:17:56Five, six, seven.

00:17:58I don't know.

00:18:00Where am I gonna land?

00:18:02Oh, you're so lucky. Wait, can you buy that?

00:18:04He can't even buy that!

00:18:06I'm broke!

00:18:08Oh, he's five dollars short!

00:18:10Alright, here we go.

00:18:12We got time to auction it off.

00:18:14Wait, who has the other... Sigils has the other yellow.

00:18:16Sigils needs it, yeah.

00:18:18He has so much money, though.

00:18:20I'm bidding.

00:18:22Oh, I didn't mean to do that. Oops.

00:18:24Honey!

00:18:26Let's get wild with it.

00:18:28Let's get wild with it.

00:18:30Oh gosh, I'm out of money. I can't afford it.

00:18:32Sigils, you need this.

00:18:34Oh, yeah, I guess.

00:18:36Oh!

00:18:38You get one dollar, that's crazy.

00:18:42Wait, it's my turn.

00:18:44Biffles out.

00:18:46He can't pay.

00:18:48It is past the Mr. P.

00:18:50It is past the Mr. P.

00:18:52I'm out.

00:18:54I'll bid a dollar.

00:18:56You put ten idiot.

00:18:58Wait, why are you leaving this up to me?

00:19:00Well, it's just you.

00:19:02Why are you bidding like cowards?

00:19:04No, dude, he has to have it, dude.

00:19:06I can't do this.

00:19:08God, you idiot!

00:19:10You're ugly.

00:19:12He paid so much extra money, I don't wanna hear it.

00:19:14Yeah, that's true. Good job, Biffle.

00:19:16I'm also the witchiest member of your school.

00:19:18Not anymore, idiot.

00:19:20Okay, here's what I want.

00:19:22I wanna roll a double six,

00:19:24and then the little man,

00:19:26so it'll put me on the orange.

00:19:28I think that'll happen.

00:19:30That did not happen.

00:19:32Oh, no, doubles overriding bus.

00:19:34Oh, that's me!

00:19:36I'm not paying.

00:19:38I'm not paying.

00:19:40I'm so cute, so I double.

00:19:42What?

00:19:44Bankrupting.

00:19:48Alright, here we go.

00:19:50Okay, give me on the orange.

00:19:52No, that's a one, that's not the guy.

00:19:54Please put me on the orange, is that the orange?

00:19:56Please don't be the railroad.

00:19:58Why orange? Gosh dang it!

00:20:00Oh, no.

00:20:02At least it's free.

00:20:04Manage your portfolio, Sundy.

00:20:06I need that other orange.

00:20:08Orange, you're glad you didn't say banana.

00:20:10Why'd you say banana?

00:20:12Please land on boardwalk.

00:20:13Nice roll.

00:20:14Thanks, man.

00:20:15I'm pretty good.

00:20:16Yeah, you're really good at not, you know.

00:20:18Hopefully you go back to prison, though.

00:20:19Look at me go.

00:20:20Back into my utility place.

00:20:22Why do you own all the weird spots?

00:20:24$36.

00:20:26That's crazy.

00:20:27Why does that own all the weird spots, dude?

00:20:29I don't know if it's annoying.

00:20:30It's kinda working.

00:20:31Is it?

00:20:32Yeah, I'm the richest right now.

00:20:34I don't think you know how math works.

00:20:35Watch this roll.

00:20:36He got the guy!

00:20:37No, he's gonna get a green one.

00:20:38Are all the green ones taken?

00:20:40He has all four road roads.

00:20:43Yes!

00:20:44He has all four road roads.

00:20:46He has all four roads.

00:20:47That's crazy.

00:20:48What is this game?

00:20:49All my years I'm playing Monopoly, I've never seen it.

00:20:51What is this game?

00:20:52I have four properties to my name right now.

00:20:54He has four railroads.

00:20:55Let's go.

00:20:56The railroads are actually cooked.

00:20:59Where am I going?

00:21:00Well, you can choose.

00:21:01I want to go to jail.

00:21:02Biffle, choose Greek.

00:21:03Wait, you can...

00:21:04Oh, I know.

00:21:05Buy the yellow so you can get it from sigils.

00:21:06Block it from sigils.

00:21:07I'm down.

00:21:08What's wrong with that?

00:21:09He doesn't have the money!

00:21:10Wait, he can afford it!

00:21:11Uh-oh.

00:21:12Uh-oh.

00:21:13Guys, you need to...

00:21:14Hey, Biffle, Sunday, you need to win this.

00:21:16I'm not spending that much for this.

00:21:18Sunday, you need to win this.

00:21:20Sunday, you need this.

00:21:21Oh?

00:21:22I'm also going to lean back in my chair now.

00:21:23Biffle, why would you do this?

00:21:25Okay, well, Zed told me, and you know when people tell me to do things, I just do it.

00:21:29Alright, I'm already bumping it up.

00:21:30That's a good point.

00:21:31I'm already bumping it up.

00:21:32Sigils, what are you going to do?

00:21:33How bad do you want it?

00:21:34Ugly.

00:21:35Oh my god!

00:21:36Bump it.

00:21:37Bump it, Sunday, come on.

00:21:38You have the money.

00:21:39You have to.

00:21:40Do 100.

00:21:41Do 100.

00:21:42Let's see if he really wants it.

00:21:43Do 100.

00:21:44Come on, you can afford it.

00:21:45You're such a coward.

00:21:46You're such a coward.

00:21:47You know what?

00:21:48What are you going to do, Sigils?

00:21:49No.

00:21:50Oh!

00:21:51I am pooping.

00:21:52Oh gosh.

00:21:53This is so expensive.

00:21:54Sunday, come on, keep it going.

00:21:55Keep it going.

00:21:56Keep it going.

00:21:57Oh no.

00:21:58I don't know what to do.

00:22:00You have the money.

00:22:01You're fine.

00:22:02You have the money.

00:22:03You're fine.

00:22:04Do 100.

00:22:05This is going to get destroyed by Parklace.

00:22:06One.

00:22:07One.

00:22:08Gosh dang it!

00:22:09This is terrifying.

00:22:12I'm so glad.

00:22:13I'm so happy.

00:22:14I'm bored.

00:22:15I don't like this at all.

00:22:16Keep it going, Sonny.

00:22:17Are you going to withdraw?

00:22:18Are you going to keep going?

00:22:19We're not.

00:22:20Okay.

00:22:21We're not doing this.

00:22:22Son.

00:22:23Why are you guys so sweaty?

00:22:24We're not.

00:22:25This isn't my fault.

00:22:26Genuinely, I don't know what you backed out.

00:22:28Sonny left.

00:22:29Sonny left.

00:22:30I know.

00:22:31I know.

00:22:32I know.

00:22:33You backed out.

00:22:34Sonny left.

00:22:35I got scared.

00:22:36I got scared.

00:22:37I kind of want to make Zod pay $500 for this.

00:22:38Sonny.

00:22:39Sonny.

00:22:40But you need it.

00:22:41But you need it for houses.

00:22:42Sonny.

00:22:43You know you need it.

00:22:44Zod do 100.

00:22:45Alright, no you have it.

00:22:46That's all you.

00:22:47Oh!

00:22:48That's insane.

00:22:49I'm so bored.

00:22:51I can't believe you pushed that.

00:22:53That's 450.

00:22:54I don't know, man.

00:22:55It's fine.

00:22:56I got the railroads.

00:22:57I'll make it back.

00:22:58Yeah, that's true.

00:22:59Oh, it's my turn.

00:23:00Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:23:01One, two, two.

00:23:02Gosh dang it.

00:23:03Okay, give me a one, a two, and a bus.

00:23:08Please.

00:23:09Give me the bus.

00:23:10That's extremely specific.

00:23:11Sonny D.

00:23:12You got the guy.

00:23:13That went past him.

00:23:14You're past him.

00:23:15I don't want this.

00:23:16I don't want waterworks.

00:23:17Utility.

00:23:18I don't want waterworks.

00:23:19I don't want waterworks.

00:23:20Hey, don't auction it.

00:23:21Take it.

00:23:22Auction it.

00:23:23Auction it.

00:23:24Sun gets both.

00:23:25No, bro.

00:23:26We can't let him have both.

00:23:27Auction it.

00:23:28I will pour all my money into this.

00:23:30I also will too.

00:23:31What are you going to do, Sigils?

00:23:33Oh my god.

00:23:35Too hot for me.

00:23:37I don't want it.

00:23:38Not for $300.

00:23:39Not for $300.

00:23:40Not for $300.

00:23:41They're going.

00:23:43Sigils, you're welcome.

00:23:45I just saved this game.

00:23:46I just saved this game.

00:23:47I just saved this game.

00:23:48I'm not that dumb.

00:23:49You're welcome.

00:23:50How did you save the game?

00:23:52Because.

00:23:53Do you see the double?

00:23:54He owns the other one.

00:23:55He would own every railroad and every utility.

00:23:57That's so much of the board that's incredibly dangerous.

00:24:00Okay.

00:24:01He just saved this.

00:24:02He's our hero.

00:24:03Hero.

00:24:04One.

00:24:05Wait.

00:24:06One six.

00:24:07Or seven.

00:24:08Oh, seven.

00:24:09One six or seven.

00:24:10One six or seven.

00:24:11Uh.

00:24:12I see.

00:24:13Go one.

00:24:14Go one.

00:24:15Yeah, I'm probably going to go one.

00:24:16What's seven?

00:24:17Is somebody on that one?

00:24:18No, no.

00:24:19Six.

00:24:20Nobody owns six, right?

00:24:21No one owns six.

00:24:22No, nobody owns.

00:24:23Gosh.

00:24:24Dang it.

00:24:25I hate you.

00:24:26My boy's idea.

00:24:27You think I want him to have it?

00:24:28Oh no.

00:24:29He was going to go one.

00:24:31Was he though?

00:24:32Yes.

00:24:33I'm going to die here.

00:24:34I'm dying to park place.

00:24:35Two.

00:24:37No.

00:24:38Is that?

00:24:39Oh my gosh.

00:24:41You almost landed on boardwalks.

00:24:42I actually pooped.

00:24:43I'm not joking.

00:24:44You needed a white bro?

00:24:45You needed a little banana.

00:24:46No, my heart dropped.

00:24:50I'm not joking.

00:24:51I actually got so scared.

00:24:52This game is terrifying, dude.

00:24:54Why did I feel so much fear?

00:24:56Oh no.

00:24:57Biffle gets something.

00:24:58He gets the other brown one.

00:24:59Yay.

00:25:00I'm putting it up.

00:25:01He's blocking siddles, I guess.

00:25:02He's putting it up for...

00:25:03$60.

00:25:04You barely get a Chipotle bowl for that.

00:25:06Oh gosh.

00:25:07Where do you live?

00:25:08Good point.

00:25:09Alright, my turn.

00:25:10Here we go.

00:25:11Alright.

00:25:12I have still...

00:25:13I only have four properties still.

00:25:14You understand this, right?

00:25:15I have bought four.

00:25:16We have four.

00:25:17That's all the game has offered me.

00:25:18Oh, you got the guy.

00:25:20Great.

00:25:21The title of this video is Suddy Ragequits and Monopoly.

00:25:23Yeah, great.

00:25:24Nice.

00:25:25Nice.

00:25:26I have one of three greens.

00:25:27Oh, you got no candy?

00:25:28Dude.

00:25:29I think you, me, and Biffle own like three different things, but like one of each.

00:25:34Should we consolidate?

00:25:35Do we want to consolidate a little bit?

00:25:36Yeah, I'm down to take green.

00:25:37I'll take green.

00:25:38Hmm.

00:25:39Hmm.

00:25:40Oh.

00:25:41Time for me to buy something.

00:25:42What are you gonna buy, huh?

00:25:43Guess so.

00:25:44Wait, no.

00:25:45Oh!

00:25:46What?

00:25:47Time to give me my money.

00:25:49Bro.

00:25:50Hey, Sigils, how was your stay at the railroad?

00:25:55Terrible.

00:25:56Body and odor railroad.

00:25:58Hey, Sigils.

00:25:59Give me three woo-boos.

00:26:00Hey, what's up?

00:26:01Would you like to trade the property that you got for the thing that I got from you?

00:26:06Wait, so I take waterworks and then I give you a yellow?

00:26:08Yeah.

00:26:09That sounds horrible.

00:26:10That is a-

00:26:11You don't pay $400 for them, so it's really-

00:26:13No, but I didn't waterworks.

00:26:14Dude, the waterworks doesn't pay much at all.

00:26:17I'm gonna say no for now, but maybe in future I'll-

00:26:19It's only-

00:26:20It's like 20 times.

00:26:21It's a 12x multiplier on your roll, so if you roll a three, that's it.

00:26:25Let's play.

00:26:26Yeah, but Zed paid $400 for-

00:26:27We both paid $400.

00:26:28Zed, Zed, Zed, Zed, think about what you're doing.

00:26:30Oh, no.

00:26:31I'm buying more properties.

00:26:32I don't care.

00:26:33All the properties are gone, I think.

00:26:34Not only.

00:26:35No, they're not.

00:26:36Nevermind, I'm landing on a hat.

00:26:37I'll give you $6.

00:26:39Refund.

00:26:40Are all the properties gone?

00:26:41So we gotta start trading.

00:26:42Wait, is that it?

00:26:43I tried.

00:26:44Really?

00:26:45Are they?

00:26:46I don't know.

00:26:47There's a couple.

00:26:48Mediterranean is still up.

00:26:49Mediterranean.

00:26:50Mediterranean.

00:26:51How do you say that?

00:26:53Mediterranean?

00:26:54Mediterranean.

00:26:55Mediterranean.

00:26:56I see blue.

00:26:57Mediterranean.

00:26:58Mediterranean.

00:26:59I'm gonna jump.

00:27:00How do you say it?

00:27:01Oh, it's sunny spot.

00:27:02Yay!

00:27:03Alright, let's just do- wait.

00:27:04Biffle's going to win because he's the only one with the proper- hotels.

00:27:07Smart investors never give up.

00:27:08Yeah, I don't have a hotel-

00:27:09Yeah, but I tried to make a trade, but nobody wanted to love me.

00:27:11Should I put more houses on it and just go bankrupt doing it?

00:27:13Okay.

00:27:14Yes.

00:27:15I was thinking about it.

00:27:16Managed properties.

00:27:17Hold on.

00:27:18I gotta look at the board.

00:27:19What are you doing?

00:27:20Okay, look.

00:27:21Everything is owned.

00:27:22Look at all the properties.

00:27:23Wow.

00:27:24Oh, it is.

00:27:25I didn't know that.

00:27:26Trade.

00:27:27Where did-

00:27:28Okay.

00:27:29I gotta think about it.

00:27:30I gotta think about it.

00:27:31I need that purple, and you need my red.

00:27:34And my green.

00:27:35We both.

00:27:36I need your mama!

00:27:37Sorry.

00:27:38I'm gonna give you- wait.

00:27:39What?

00:27:40Okay, here's what I'm gonna do.

00:27:41Here's what I'm thinking.

00:27:42Here's what I'm thinking, stinking and quinking.

00:27:43Well, you need to save lots of money, so don't offer that.

00:27:45Zud.

00:27:46What?

00:27:47I have a trade idea for you.

00:27:48I'm gonna get some water while you trade Zud.

00:27:49Zud, I have a trade idea for you, okay?

00:27:51Yeah, I'm listening.

00:27:52What do you wanna trade?

00:27:53Okay, okay, okay.

00:27:54Here's what I'm gonna do.

00:27:55Here's what I'm gonna do.

00:27:56Here's what I'm gonna do.

00:27:57I'll give you!

00:27:58I'll give you this green one.

00:28:01How do I add it?

00:28:02Okay, there we go.

00:28:03For!

00:28:04Are you listening?

00:28:05Are you listening?

00:28:06I'm listening.

00:28:07For the yellow one.

00:28:08For my yellow one.

00:28:09Look at the trade value.

00:28:10But you don't even have a yellow.

00:28:12Do you trade?

00:28:13Do you, do you believe, do you, do you make the offer?

00:28:15Is that I say yes?

00:28:16What's your offer?

00:28:17Wait, so you have no yellow, right?

00:28:18But you want my yellow?

00:28:19Yes.

00:28:20And then this is, I make $20 technically on this.

00:28:22Correct.

00:28:23And you have two.

00:28:24That was a good trade.

00:28:25Okay, now we're cooking.

00:28:26Okay, now we're cooking.

00:28:27What?

00:28:28Now we're cooking.

00:28:29Hold on.

00:28:30What did I just come back to?

00:28:31Well, I just have more green now.

00:28:32I have two of the greens.

00:28:33Why did you trade for a yellow?

00:28:35Because the greens better.

00:28:36I know why.

00:28:37Watch.

00:28:38You better not offer me for two oranges.

00:28:39That's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.

00:28:41I'm not done.

00:28:42I'm not done.

00:28:44I'm not done.

00:28:46Hold on.

00:28:47He's gonna have the money.

00:28:48Oh, this is gonna take a while, isn't it?

00:28:50I paid $400 for something.

00:28:53No, I'm not.

00:28:54I'm holding it.

00:28:55Okay, we'll even it out.

00:28:56We'll give you a little bit more fart too.

00:28:57There you go.

00:28:58How do I add that?

00:28:59That's actually really good.

00:29:00That's actually pretty good.

00:29:02How is that good?

00:29:03What do you mean how is that good?

00:29:05Look at the total value.

00:29:06I'm gonna go down from two landing spaces to one.

00:29:09Yeah, but you have a full set.

00:29:12I think it's good.

00:29:14That's a pro Monopoly player.

00:29:16That's a pro Monopoly player.

00:29:17That's a pro Monopoly player.

00:29:18Fine.

00:29:19Listen, this is a bad trade, but I'm gonna do it.

00:29:20This is not-

00:29:21You can automatically put houses down.

00:29:23You can automatically put houses down.

00:29:25If not, we would just sit here stalemate until Biffle slowly bleeds us out.

00:29:29I know.

00:29:30That's the only reason I'm doing it.

00:29:31Okay.

00:29:32Hey guys, please.

00:29:33Stop making deals.

00:29:34Okay, hold on.

00:29:35Board map.

00:29:36Let me look at the board map.

00:29:37Let me look at the board map.

00:29:38Okay, so I'm the foot.

00:29:39I'm over here.

00:29:40Oh, I'm coming up on Biffle.

00:29:41That's why I said don't use all your money yet because you have to go around the corner.

00:29:44Oh my gosh.

00:29:47Why do you sound like-

00:29:48I would not buy houses yet.

00:29:50That's crazy.

00:29:51You're insane.

00:29:52I would wait.

00:29:53You might want to wait till you get across the board.

00:29:54I at least have to.

00:29:55Look, if you land on me, I get $32.

00:29:57But if I put a house in there, I get $80.

00:29:59Congratulations.

00:30:00Listen, big man.

00:30:01Listen.

00:30:02Stop calling me big man.

00:30:03Listen, big man.

00:30:04You need to calm down.

00:30:05Oh my gosh.

00:30:06He's gonna go broke.

00:30:07No, I'm not.

00:30:08I just need enough.

00:30:09I just need enough to if I land on you, I can still pay the bill.

00:30:12How much is it?

00:30:13How much is it to pay the bill if I land on you?

00:30:14Let's find out.

00:30:15Let's find out.

00:30:16Let's find out.

00:30:17Let's find out.

00:30:18Let's find out.

00:30:19Oh my God.

00:30:20Oh, wrong button.

00:30:21Hold on.

00:30:22600, 1100.

00:30:23I'm at 800.

00:30:24If I land on Park Place, I'm uninstalling Minecraft.

00:30:27No, you cannot.

00:30:28You haven't quit Minecraft ever.

00:30:29Okay.

00:30:30You could ever quit Minecraft.

00:30:31Do not roll a five.

00:30:34I hope he does.

00:30:35This is the quickest Monopoly game.

00:30:37Three.

00:30:38Okay, you're good.

00:30:39You're at least have a six.

00:30:40Seven.

00:30:41How did that work?

00:30:42I don't know.

00:30:43Lucky.

00:30:44Oh.

00:30:45It could have been worse.

00:30:48It could have been worse.

00:30:51$100, Sundy.

00:30:55Remember when Sund said, oh, you're good?

00:30:58Call me your pookies, Sundy.

00:31:00$600.

00:31:01Look at that house.

00:31:02Look at that house, though.

00:31:03I'm not, I'm not complaining.

00:31:04It was a nice day.

00:31:05Wait, was that you in this video?

00:31:06Is that you in this video?

00:31:07Wait.

00:31:08Oh, that actually makes sense.

00:31:09All right.

00:31:10Look at my houses.

00:31:11Look at my houses, though, dude.

00:31:12You know, they're nice.

00:31:13You might want to press control.

00:31:14Oh, I did not want to press the wrong button.

00:31:16Oh, no.

00:31:17You're an idiot.

00:31:18You're an idiot.

00:31:19You're an idiot.

00:31:20I got to send it.

00:31:21I got to send it.

00:31:22I got to send it.

00:31:23I got to send it.

00:31:24That's not true.

00:31:25$76.

00:31:26I got to send it.

00:31:27I have $76.

00:31:28I'm having to send it.

00:31:29I'm having to send it to his turn.

00:31:30Four more damage.

00:31:31Hey, what happened with your money?

00:31:32Okay, real quick, I'm going to just, you know, hurry.

00:31:35Get off my property.

00:31:36If I land on Zod, I'm just, I'm, I retire.

00:31:38He's going to, he's going to ult up for it.

00:31:40I got above it.

00:31:41Oh, gosh.

00:31:42It's not in.

00:31:43How do you buy a house?

00:31:44You clicked a button.

00:31:45I did.

00:31:46It wasn't.

00:31:47Look it.

00:31:48All right.

00:31:49So you're going up from 44 to 110.

00:31:51Aren't you going to come to boardwalk in a minute here?

00:31:53Yeah.

00:31:54I'm not.

00:31:55Wait, where's my other?

00:31:56Are you bad?

00:31:57Oh, look at those houses though.

00:31:58Hold on.

00:31:59I want to see what this house looks like.

00:32:00Let's see what the house looks like.

00:32:01Hey, look.

00:32:02All right.

00:32:03Let's see what we got.

00:32:04It's a nice little suburban area.

00:32:06All right.

00:32:07Hmm.

00:32:08Okay.

00:32:09Now we're going to play.

00:32:10Uh-oh.

00:32:11He's going to roll an 11.

00:32:12I'm not going to roll an 11.

00:32:13If he goes to jail, I quit.

00:32:15Okay.

00:32:16Good.

00:32:17Oh, it's my spot.

00:32:18I swear.

00:32:19If that's a train.

00:32:20Okay.

00:32:21We're fine.

00:32:22We're fine.

00:32:24Hey, Sid.

00:32:25Hey, Sid.

00:32:26You're coming up on boardwalk and park play Sid Jones.

00:32:27Do you hear it?

00:32:30Wait, Sid.

00:32:31Please land on me.

00:32:32I need to pay my mom.

00:32:33Okay.

00:32:34I will.

00:32:35I landed on the car.

00:32:36Gosh.

00:32:37Dang it.

00:32:38Wait, what do I do?

00:32:39The bus isn't good anymore.

00:32:40Oh, wait.

00:32:41You can go.

00:32:42So five is six.

00:32:43Wait, I'm just cooked regardless.

00:32:44Yeah.

00:32:45Which one's less expensive?

00:32:46Wait, why don't I just move one and then?

00:32:48Five.

00:32:49Oh, yeah.

00:32:50One's good.

00:32:51Yeah.

00:32:52What?

00:32:54Okay.

00:32:55Now I can afford my Chipotle.

00:32:56Yeah, you're good now.

00:32:57Okay.

00:32:58Oh gosh.

00:32:59Pay me back.

00:33:00Pay daddy back.

00:33:01Ew.

00:33:02I don't want to pay you daddy.

00:33:03Rough line.

00:33:04Please.

00:33:05Yes.

00:33:06That's a four.

00:33:07Two, four, three, nine.

00:33:08We're good.

00:33:09Four, five, six, seven.

00:33:10We passed it by one.

00:33:11See ya.

00:33:12That sucks.

00:33:13I don't like this game.

00:33:14How do I land on you but you don't land on me?

00:33:15Do you not believe in-

00:33:16Please just land on someone.

00:33:17Whatever happens, don't settle.

00:33:18Let's take a chance, boys.

00:33:19You have been elected chairman.

00:33:21Chairman?

00:33:22Yeah!

00:33:23Oh!

00:33:24I give $50.

00:33:25I'm a hundredaire.

00:33:26He doubled his money.

00:33:27He doubled his money.

00:33:28He doubled his money.

00:33:29This is crazy.

00:33:30Can somebody please land on me, please?

00:33:31I don't want to roll anymore.

00:33:32Send me to jail.

00:33:33Let me collect dividends.

00:33:34Dividends.

00:33:35Dividends.

00:33:36Dividends.

00:33:37I hope he lands on chance and he has to go back four spaces.

00:33:38If you make me pay taxes-

00:33:39That'd be sad.

00:33:40That's taxes.

00:33:41That's six.

00:33:42That's taxes.

00:33:43Is it actually?

00:33:44Okay.

00:33:45It calculated the nine.

00:33:46Okay, good.

00:33:47Oh my goodness gracious.

00:33:48Hey Zad, I'll pay you back.

00:33:49Here you go.

00:33:50That's not me.

00:33:51Oh, sorry.

00:33:53Wait.

00:33:54Is anybody near me?

00:33:55Uh, me.

00:33:56Hi.

00:33:57He's cooking.

00:33:58Stop.

00:33:59Stop.

00:34:00Stop.

00:34:01Oh my gosh.

00:34:02Let him cook.

00:34:03Look at my- look at my townhomes.

00:34:05I look like I'm from- what is that show?

00:34:07Uh, Full House.

00:34:08What a boomerang.

00:34:09Nice.

00:34:10Yeah, are you okay?

00:34:11You good, man?

00:34:12All right!

00:34:13So, Jules, whatcha thinking about?

00:34:16Please get me out of here!

00:34:19Alright, we're good.

00:34:20We're good.

00:34:21We're good.

00:34:22We're good at all.

00:34:23Gosh dang it, mother-father.

00:34:24Sister-brother.

00:34:25Where'd you land?

00:34:26He landed on taxes.

00:34:27Hey, did he?

00:34:28He's lost the money he got.

00:34:30At least you're not giving money.

00:34:31What?

00:34:32He has to go again.

00:34:33He has to go again.

00:34:34Wait, you're coming up on my thingy.

00:34:35He is.

00:34:36He is.

00:34:37I could think of him too.

00:34:38Hey, Sigils, I cleaned all the rooms with peroxide wipes.

00:34:42Okay.

00:34:43Five, six, seven.

00:34:44There's no wipe me.

00:34:45No.

00:34:46Oh, I see me again.

00:34:47Oh, that's the thing that triples or whatever.

00:34:49Doubles.

00:34:50Wait, eight times- you didn't get it though.

00:34:51You don't have it, so it's eight times-

00:34:52No, I don't have it.

00:34:53What is it?

00:34:54Four times.

00:34:55It only goes up to ten times.

00:34:56It's really not a lot.

00:34:57Ten is good.

00:34:58Yeah, what?

00:34:59That's $120 max.

00:35:00That's it.

00:35:01Why are you yelling?

00:35:02Well, you know, something to think about-

00:35:04Biffle, will you trade me the other brown spot?

00:35:07For what?

00:35:08I don't know.

00:35:09What do you want, money?

00:35:10I'll take 200 bucks.

00:35:11200?

00:35:12What?

00:35:13Cheapest property on the entire board?

00:35:14No, I like his bartering.

00:35:15Yeah, but I own the property.

00:35:17I'll give you 100.

00:35:18115.

00:35:19Got a deal.

00:35:20125.

00:35:21Call it a day.

00:35:22What?

00:35:23132.

00:35:24Fine.

00:35:25I'll give you 100.

00:35:26Yeah.

00:35:27Biffle, why are you giving him the brown properties?

00:35:29You can't even use them.

00:35:30He doesn't know how to trade.

00:35:31Eventually.

00:35:32Oh, that works.

00:35:33Okay.

00:35:34Yeah, there we go.

00:35:35I'm declining the offer.

00:35:36I'm going to- I'm going to lose it.

00:35:38What do you want to trade?

00:35:39Uh, counter offer.

00:35:40All right.

00:35:41Here we go.

00:35:42We're kidding.

00:35:43We're kidding.

00:35:44We're kidding.

00:35:45You got a complete set.

00:35:46Yay.

00:35:48Yeah.

00:35:49Biffle.

00:35:50Wait, Zuck still doesn't have a complete set.

00:35:51I guess he has the railroads.

00:35:52I got the railroads.

00:35:53I'll take it.

00:35:54I wish you luck.

00:35:55That took forever.

00:35:56My turn.

00:35:57Do not land.

00:35:58I will.

00:35:59Please.

00:36:00Ow.

00:36:01Four, five, six.

00:36:02No.

00:36:03No, that's before me.

00:36:04That's my railroad.

00:36:05That's my safe little railroad.

00:36:06Yes.

00:36:07Gosh, milk.

00:36:08Look at those houses.

00:36:09They're so nice.

00:36:10I want to-

00:36:11What will help me in anything?

00:36:12I don't-

00:36:13It's so sporadic right now.

00:36:14I need a green.

00:36:15Biffle, can I have a green?

00:36:16For what?

00:36:17Oh, the red?

00:36:18Yeah.

00:36:19I'll give you a-

00:36:20Yeah.

00:36:21Biffle, that is a terrible trade.

00:36:22Alright, I won't do it then.

00:36:23I'll get money too.

00:36:24I'll get a lot of money.

00:36:25I want $324.

00:36:26What's the price of the green one?

00:36:27On top of the red.

00:36:28Actually, I'm down.

00:36:29I got a red and $324.

00:36:30Oh, okay.

00:36:31Alright, I see.

00:36:32I see.

00:36:33I know what I'm doing.

00:36:34I'm a binned man.

00:36:35He's a binned man.

00:36:36Okay, wait.

00:36:37So, what did I even say?

00:36:38I want your-

00:36:39I don't remember.

00:36:40Wait a minute.

00:36:41I want your green.

00:36:42So, I'll give you a red.

00:36:43Right?

00:36:44I'll give you this.

00:36:45Plus money.

00:36:46Which I will-

00:36:47I'll get to that.

00:36:48I'll get to that.

00:36:49I'll get to that.

00:36:50I'll get to that.

00:36:51I'll get to that.

00:36:52Hey, hey, hey, this is our deal.

00:36:53You need to back up.

00:36:54We're on a different side of the map, dude.

00:36:55You gotta go.

00:36:56I'm gonna brackets.

00:36:57Just hold that.

00:36:58Hold it down.

00:36:59Hold it down with your keyboard.

00:37:00I'm holding it.

00:37:01It's not going.

00:37:02No, the arrow keys.

00:37:03The arrow keys.

00:37:04I'm using arrow keys.

00:37:05There we go.

00:37:06There you go.

00:37:07I'll even give you an additional-

00:37:08I'm gonna be nice.

00:37:09$80.

00:37:10No.

00:37:11I want $320 cash.

00:37:12$320 cash?

00:37:13So you don't want the red?

00:37:14I want both.

00:37:15Dude, that's definitely what Biffle said.

00:37:17I don't know what you thought.

00:37:18Let's be reasonable here.

00:37:19$182.

00:37:20Like, can I just add, like, another $80?

00:37:22No.

00:37:23$182.

00:37:24$182.

00:37:25And not a dime more.

00:37:26Ah, that's more!

00:37:27Too late!

00:37:28It's solved!

00:37:29It's solved!

00:37:30Okay, how about that?

00:37:31Is this good?

00:37:32Okay, no, no.

00:37:33Remove $2, because that's a funny number.

00:37:34This?

00:37:35Press enter!

00:37:36Enter now.

00:37:38Why do you blame me?

00:37:40Make it 49 more.

00:37:42I'm not interested.

00:37:43Sorry.

00:37:44Let's go!

00:37:45I got a greenie!

00:37:47I have, wait, I got the, oh, I'm farting everywhere, dude.

00:37:50What?

00:37:51I don't know.

00:37:52Wait, he has the, he has the railroads and the greenies.

00:37:54And now I will go bankrupt.

00:37:55Oh, no.

00:37:56What do you mean?

00:37:57Oh, he's about to buy houses.

00:37:58Who has my other red?

00:37:59Son, you have both my cards I need.

00:38:01Give me.

00:38:02What cards?

00:38:03Oh.

00:38:04Okay, we can make a deal, Biffle.

00:38:05I'll give you the red for two purples.

00:38:06Alright, that was my turn.

00:38:07I'm happy.

00:38:08No.

00:38:09No.

00:38:10No, your red is better than purple.

00:38:11I'll give you a red for two purples.

00:38:14I'll give you, how does it have any purples?

00:38:15You gave me one red.

00:38:16I have two purples.

00:38:17What do you mean?

00:38:18Those are blue.

00:38:19Actually, that might be a great idea.

00:38:20I know, that's why I said it!

00:38:21You can offer to me on your turn.

00:38:22I don't want to do it.

00:38:23I'm having a stroke.

00:38:24I'm having a stroke.

00:38:25He doesn't want to do it.

00:38:26He says.

00:38:27Oh.

00:38:28Uh oh.

00:38:29Oh, it's waterworks.

00:38:30Never mind.

00:38:31Bruh!

00:38:32$14.

00:38:33$14.

00:38:34$14.

00:38:35Never back down.

00:38:36The what?

00:38:37No, I don't want to land on my own spot.

00:38:39Okay.

00:38:40Hold on.

00:38:41Do I want to make the trade?

00:38:42What are you looking at?

00:38:43What are you looking at there, Pookie?

00:38:45Uh oh.

00:38:46He's got an idea.

00:38:47Wait, how do I do this?

00:38:48He has a good idea right now.

00:38:49Okay.

00:38:50Here you go, Biffle.

00:38:52Here you go.

00:38:53Okay, red.

00:38:54Wait, is that mine?

00:38:55Yeah, okay.

00:38:56Let me know.

00:38:57It's not purple.

00:38:58That's fuchsia.

00:38:59He's an idiot.

00:39:00Who invented him?

00:39:01I want $28.

00:39:02$28?

00:39:03Alright.

00:39:0428.

00:39:05That's still...

00:39:06Whatever.

00:39:07I don't care.

00:39:08No, you already said it.

00:39:09No takesy-backsies.

00:39:10You cannot take it back.

00:39:11Word is bond.

00:39:12Alright, bond.

00:39:13Let's bond it.

00:39:14Alright, James.

00:39:15James Bond.

00:39:16I forgot to put in the money.

00:39:17You're an idiot.

00:39:18You're so dumb.

00:39:19You're so dumb.

00:39:20You're so dumb.

00:39:21Biffle, you got cooked.

00:39:22I forgot.

00:39:23Biffle, don't worry.

00:39:24Hold on.

00:39:25You better give me that $28 right now.

00:39:27I got you.

00:39:28Don't worry.

00:39:29Give me my $28 right now or I'm going to lose the deal.

00:39:32Alright, I got you.

00:39:33He knew I was like full lean back and wasn't paying attention.

00:39:35I'm going to lose my mind.

00:39:37That's crazy.

00:39:38You didn't know.

00:39:39Alright, there you go.

00:39:40I got you.

00:39:41I was on TikTok.

00:39:42I was on TikTok.

00:39:43Why were you on TikTok?

00:39:44Why wasn't I?

00:39:45Wait, no.

00:39:46It won't work.

00:39:47It won't work because I have to give you something in return.

00:39:49So I'll get there.

00:39:50You give me a dollar in return and then it makes sense.

00:39:53There you go.

00:39:54There's your money.

00:39:55Trading is the heart of business.

00:39:56You're so dumb.

00:39:57You're so dumb.

00:39:58You just gave him $28.

00:40:00Come on, man.

00:40:01I'm never trading.

00:40:02Walk in.

00:40:03I'm sorry.

00:40:04I'm locked in.

00:40:05I'm sat here.

00:40:06What happened?

00:40:07You're saying anything.

00:40:08Sonny's yapping the whole time during our things.

00:40:10But you guys feel quiet.

00:40:11Because I keep thinking, surely he's learned a lesson.

00:40:14Surely Biffle's locked in.

00:40:16Surely.

00:40:17Biffle's not locked in.

00:40:18Biffle's not having a good time right now.

00:40:19That was insane.

00:40:20Biffle's going to lose his mind.

00:40:22I'm taking my socks off.

00:40:24I'm actually crazy.

00:40:26No, please don't make me land on railroad.

00:40:28Anything.

00:40:29No.

00:40:30God dang it.

00:40:32Yes.

00:40:33Yes.

00:40:34That was karma.

00:40:35Biffle, if so facto, you paid Zed.

00:40:38Hey, Biffle, if you haven't given him $28, Sonny would have been at zero right now.

00:40:42You gotta be kidding me.

00:40:43Please.

00:40:44Please.

00:40:45Oh, thanks.

00:40:46Oh, that's not good.

00:40:47Why?

00:40:48He's going again.

00:40:49Wait, no, wait.

00:40:50That's actually great.

00:40:51Wait, now you're just landing in front of you.

00:40:53Yeah, you pay me anyways.

00:40:55Okay.

00:40:56I just doubled your money, poor boy.

00:40:58Oh gosh.

00:40:59Okay, okay.

00:41:00Roll another, roll a three.

00:41:01Or a four.

00:41:02Roll a four.

00:41:03Roll a four.

00:41:04I wish you luck.

00:41:05Roll a four.

00:41:06I wish you luck.

00:41:07I'm going full power.

00:41:08Full power.

00:41:09Two, three.

00:41:10Those are big.

00:41:11Four, five.

00:41:12That's on New York.

00:41:13Yes.

00:41:14The worst 20 could have done it.

00:41:16Yes.

00:41:17Welcome to New York.

00:41:19600.

00:41:20600.

00:41:21And more time.

00:41:22You might want to start.

00:41:23Sizzles.

00:41:24If you do, there's the end button on your keyboard.

00:41:27The end.

00:41:28The end button.

00:41:29I have a, you know, you can give me a waterworks.

00:41:32I'll just pay that for you.

00:41:33You'll pay the 600 if I give you waterworks?

00:41:34No.

00:41:35You idiot.

00:41:36Okay.

00:41:37Well, listen, man.

00:41:38You just gave Sunday buddies for free.

00:41:39Hey, Sizzles.

00:41:40You just put a house on your property.

00:41:43Oh.

00:41:44You idiot.

00:41:46And I'm the dumb one?

00:41:48Really?

00:41:51What is happening to this game monopoly?

00:41:53I won't be here anymore.

00:41:54Sizzles.

00:41:55Just hit end.

00:41:56It's fine.

00:41:57No, I'm not.

00:41:58Everything's fine.

00:41:59Everything's fine.

00:42:00Everything's fine.

00:42:01No.

00:42:02Get out of here.

00:42:03I'll give...

00:42:04Your poor houses!

00:42:05I'm suddenly not scared of yellow.

00:42:07You're coming up, man.

00:42:08I'm working on it.

00:42:09Well, buy another house.

00:42:10It might give you a good return.

00:42:12Bro, I would already have enough.

00:42:13Yeah, it's true.

00:42:14And I...

00:42:15You literally...

00:42:16There you go.

00:42:17You're good now.

00:42:18Okay.

00:42:19And he's gonna have $14?

00:42:20Nice.

00:42:21Okay, now I can buy Chipotle.

00:42:22How was your stay?

00:42:23Give me a Yelp.

00:42:24Awful.

00:42:25Never coming back.

00:42:26Quickly things turn.

00:42:27That's crazy.

00:42:28Okay, please roll pass.

00:42:29Okay, please.

00:42:30Roll New York.

00:42:31Please roll pass.

00:42:32Dang it.

00:42:33Sigil's had really good reviews for the place, though.

00:42:35No, I didn't.

00:42:36It's the worst place I've ever been in my life.

00:42:37You're going on railroad, idiot.

00:42:38Am I?

00:42:39Oh, good for him.

00:42:40Let's go!

00:42:41I'm so safe!

00:42:42Maybe it's time to manage your portfolio.

00:42:43I don't even want to play anymore.

00:42:44Yeah.

00:42:45Oh, I've heard of my houses!

00:42:46You're done.

00:42:47You need to do it afterwards.

00:42:48Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

00:42:49Wait.

00:42:50Where am I gonna go?

00:42:51This is his own place.

00:42:52Did you land on yourself?

00:42:53Oh, no, that's taxes.

00:42:54$75.

00:42:55Dang it.

00:42:56Oh, what a nice place to live.

00:42:57Look at this.

00:42:58Let's do this.

00:42:59Gosh.

00:43:00Wait.

00:43:01I want to see what that...

00:43:02Oh, you're doing red.

00:43:03What does that house look like?

00:43:04Let's see.

00:43:05Oh, there's a kid playing.

00:43:07Look, there's a kid playing.

00:43:08Hey, Biffle.

00:43:09Hope you want to mortgage the kids.

00:43:11I don't like this.

00:43:13Yeah, you really shouldn't.

00:43:15Zudd also has the green ones.

00:43:17Yeah, it's dangerous all of a sudden.

00:43:19I'm really gonna bank that you guys are just gonna land on these, so I'll just...

00:43:23Oh, no.

00:43:24Oh, no.

00:43:25Jeez.

00:43:26I mean, that should be good.

00:43:28Oh, look at those houses.

00:43:29Those are some nice houses, dude.

00:43:30I like them, all right.

00:43:31I don't like these.

00:43:32That's a good monopoly right there.

00:43:33Have an end turn?

00:43:34There we go.

00:43:35Have fun.

00:43:36I kind of want to go to jail now.

00:43:37I'm coming around the red.

00:43:39Yes, you are.

00:43:40Okay.

00:43:41You might be code, son, dude.

00:43:42No, no, no.

00:43:43I'm gonna roll.

00:43:44I'm gonna roll a seven.

00:43:45I'm gonna roll a seven.

00:43:46Okay.

00:43:47It's just guaranteed.

00:43:48Guaranteed, man.

00:43:49I'm landing.

00:43:50That's the guy.

00:43:51Wait, no.

00:43:52That's...

00:43:53Is that railroad?

00:43:54Because of the guy?

00:43:55Oh my gosh.

00:43:57Why would it choose that property?

00:43:59Why would...

00:44:00Why would Monopoly man choose that property?

00:44:02Because he loves you.

00:44:04Hey, thank you, Sigils, for the money.

00:44:06Yeah, any time, Pookie.

00:44:07Alright, alright.

00:44:08You wanna play this game, Biffle?

00:44:09You wanna play this game?

00:44:10I got my return as investment.

00:44:11Whatever that means.

00:44:12You sure did.

00:44:13You wanna play this game, Biffle?

00:44:14Board map.

00:44:15Everybody's on the opposite side of the map.

00:44:18You got it.

00:44:19You got it.

00:44:20Gosh dang.

00:44:21Monopoly's fun with friends.

00:44:23No, it's not.

00:44:24Shut up.

00:44:25Alright, well, I'm buying a house here.

00:44:26Hold on.

00:44:27Why?

00:44:28Because I wanna increase my RO.

00:44:29You're gonna hit.

00:44:30What?

00:44:31I don't wanna mortgage that.

00:44:32Gosh.

00:44:33Wait, let's put a house on this one first.

00:44:34Let's see what it looks like.

00:44:35You did well.

00:44:36That's it.

00:44:37That's it.

00:44:38That's it.

00:44:39Look at that house.

00:44:40Dude, that's a nice house.

00:44:41It looks nice.

00:44:42A very nice little neighborhood.

00:44:43Do I do one more?

00:44:44Sure, why not?

00:44:45No, you don't.

00:44:46It turns in me, why not?

00:44:47Alright, I said it.

00:44:48I said it.

00:44:49Okay, alright.

00:44:50Okay, got three houses.

00:44:51Look at my houses.

00:44:52Right next to the electric company.

00:44:53I own that, by the way.

00:44:54Do you?

00:44:55You like my houses?

00:44:56I forgot I'm coming up on boardwalk.

00:44:57Oh, mother father.

00:44:58Listen, yes you are.

00:44:59We all are.

00:45:00We're good.

00:45:01Okay, everything's fine.

00:45:02Five, six, seven, eight.

00:45:03I think you passed.

00:45:04Do not pass, go.

00:45:05I don't think you did.

00:45:06Oh, no, he's in between.

00:45:07Oh, thank goodness.

00:45:08Oh, he landed on his waterworks.

00:45:10You own that entire block.

00:45:12Maybe it's time to manage your board.

00:45:13Yeah, this is kinda like Sigils Avenue.

00:45:15So, welcome.

00:45:16This whole area sucks, dude.

00:45:17Alright, just give me like another ten.

00:45:18I just want to stay on my railroads.

00:45:19You're just railroad hopping?

00:45:21That's Park Place, by the way.

00:45:23Is that actually a spoiler?

00:45:24That's Park?

00:45:25Oh, it's a chance!

00:45:26Oh my gosh!

00:45:27The only thing worse than having the board memorized is being wrong about having the board memorized.

00:45:32Wait, how did you?

00:45:33I'm safe!

00:45:34I'm safe!

00:45:35Wait, you're right there on New York.

00:45:37That's fine.

00:45:38Zadaya!

00:45:39No!

00:45:40If I roll it too, I'm dumping.

00:45:41Alright, let's have some fun, boys.

00:45:43Is the beat sick?

00:45:45Yes, it is.

00:45:46That man should put you on New York.

00:45:48No, it's not.

00:45:49Wait, is it not my railroad?

00:45:51Stop.

00:45:52I'll pay the railroad.

00:45:53$6?

00:45:54Oh, thank you!

00:45:56What a problem to have.

00:45:58I hate you.

00:45:59Then he buys a house.

00:46:01$700.

00:46:02What a problem to have, guys.

00:46:03What a problem to have, guys.

00:46:04This is just a problem.

00:46:05Sonny, you have $80, by the way.

00:46:07No, I'm aware of this situation that I'm in.

00:46:09I'm aware of $14.

00:46:11Sonny should have like $30, but he robbed Bibble of $50, so...

00:46:16I did, yeah.

00:46:18Okay, send me to jail.

00:46:20I'm a bad boy, I need a pankin'.

00:46:22Okay.

00:46:23Sorry.

00:46:24That's throwing me on, that's throwing me on railroad.

00:46:26Oh, my place.

00:46:27$200.

00:46:28Go ahead and hit that little bankrupt, that little end button.

00:46:31The little...

00:46:32What am I supposed to do?

00:46:33Okay, go ahead.

00:46:3460, I don't even have enough.

00:46:35Never do a Monopoly video.

00:46:36Yeah, no, go ahead, go ahead.

00:46:37I gotta remove houses.

00:46:38Whenever you're ready.

00:46:39I gotta...

00:46:40And this is when we figure out Sonny didn't hit record.

00:46:4160.

00:46:4260, that's 90.

00:46:43I need more.

00:46:44I don't even have enough if I mortgage that.

00:46:45Oh, accidentally.

00:46:46I'm keeping this house.

00:46:47You're gonna stay strong, little guy.

00:46:49I'm gonna think of myself, I'm taking that.

00:46:51I'm mortgaging that one.

00:46:52I don't care about that blue house.

00:46:54Aw.

00:46:55Oh, gosh.

00:46:56The family that lived there, now you've murdered them.

00:46:58Murdered them.

00:46:59All right, okay.

00:47:00All right.

00:47:01Thank you, Sheldie.

00:47:02You like my railroad?

00:47:03That has a lot of money.

00:47:04Yeah, I know.

00:47:05Is that kind of money?

00:47:06Your time has come.

00:47:07No.

00:47:08Oh, where's sigils going?

00:47:09Uh-oh.

00:47:10Okay.

00:47:11That's...

00:47:12That's...

00:47:13Oh, that's a railroad.

00:47:14Oh, you're good.

00:47:15Come on, bro.

00:47:16No, that's one less railroad.

00:47:17Dude, the railroads are really big.

00:47:18That's a house!

00:47:19It's my house!

00:47:20It's my house!

00:47:21Even awesomer!

00:47:22Oh!

00:47:23That's awesome.

00:47:24Okay.

00:47:25I'll take 150.

00:47:26I'll take 150.

00:47:27My properties.

00:47:28Let's see.

00:47:29I mortgage it.

00:47:3030.

00:47:3130 dollars.

00:47:3230 dollars.

00:47:3330 dollars.

00:47:3430 dollars.

00:47:35That's crazy.

00:47:36Yeah, okay.

00:47:37I think I'm gonna mortgage this for...

00:47:39Oh, gosh.

00:47:4075?

00:47:41Okay.

00:47:42I really turned sideways when I got Park Place.

00:47:44That's crazy.

00:47:45You got BoardWalk and Park Place within the first two minutes.

00:47:47Yeah.

00:47:48Yep.

00:47:49Hey, that's fine.

00:47:50It's so sad when you mortgage something.

00:47:51It is.

00:47:52Thanks.

00:47:53Oh, you can mortgage the blue one.

00:47:55Yeah.

00:47:56Not Baltic Avenue.

00:47:57Oh, it's Baltic Avenue.

00:47:58Oh, no.

00:47:59That's still not enough.

00:48:00Do the blue one, because you have to do the blue one anyways.

00:48:02Okay, don't listen to me.

00:48:03We're not Mediterranean.

00:48:04Bro.

00:48:05I told you.

00:48:06You don't listen.

00:48:07Yeah, and I don't want to.

00:48:08He needs the money.

00:48:09He needs all of it.

00:48:10Are you down a dollar?

00:48:11Are you down a dollar?

00:48:12That's crazy.

00:48:13He needed the mortgage the blue one.

00:48:16Give me a yellow.

00:48:17I'll give you a dollar.

00:48:18No, I'll give you one dollar.

00:48:19You give me two dollars.

00:48:20You just mortgage your blue man.

00:48:21Mortgage your coward.

00:48:22Oh, gosh.

00:48:23What do you mean?

00:48:24Oh, gosh.

00:48:25That should buy you some time.

00:48:27That should buy you some time.

00:48:28That should buy you some money.

00:48:29That should buy you some money.

00:48:30How are we so poor but also so rich?

00:48:32I don't know.

00:48:34Did you enjoy your stay?

00:48:35No, shut up.

00:48:36That is a nice house.

00:48:37Can I have it?

00:48:38I don't want to roll anymore.

00:48:40Why am I rolling?

00:48:41Zud.

00:48:42Zud.

00:48:43Zud.

00:48:44Get me past everything.

00:48:45Yes, that's New York.

00:48:46I think.

00:48:47No.

00:48:48No.

00:48:49No.

00:48:50No.

00:48:51No.

00:48:52How are you wrong, bro?

00:48:55Because you never know with the bomb guy, dude.

00:48:58I'm rich.

00:48:59They brought me right past your property.

00:49:01I hate this game.

00:49:02I'm never playing it again.

00:49:03Oh, Mibble's rich now.

00:49:04Great.

00:49:05Three.

00:49:06Four.

00:49:07Five.

00:49:08Who owns that one?

00:49:09Hey.

00:49:10Remember, I just sold the houses.

00:49:11$20.

00:49:12I can't afford that.

00:49:14I hate you.

00:49:15$20.

00:49:16Oh, let's see.

00:49:17Another house?

00:49:18Excellent.

00:49:19Another house?

00:49:20Another house?

00:49:21How did this happen?

00:49:22I think Mibble might be worth it.

00:49:24How did this happen?

00:49:25How did this happen?

00:49:26How did this happen?

00:49:27How did this have a hotel, right?

00:49:28So let's get a hotel on this one.

00:49:29What does the hotel look like?

00:49:30Oh my God.

00:49:31It's like gold block.

00:49:32That's cool.

00:49:33Look at it!

00:49:34I want to see what a hotel looks like on boardwalk.

00:49:37We'll do another one.

00:49:38Serious.

00:49:39Oh, well we'll get there.

00:49:40Don't worry about it.

00:49:41We'll get there he says.

00:49:42How is this worse than...

00:49:43It's gotta happen...

00:49:44People are swimming in that pool, Dane.

00:49:45What the heck?

00:49:46Yeah, look at them over there.

00:49:47He's.

00:49:48Alright, I'm gonna....

00:49:49You're poor.

00:49:50You can't, you're poor.

00:49:51How do I leave this?

00:49:52I'll tell your other one. There you go.

00:49:53I'll tell that one.

00:49:53He can't!

00:49:54Oh, he can't.

00:49:55There's 150.

00:49:57You're still way back there?

00:49:58Oh, it's my turn.

00:49:59No, he's in a very good spot.

00:50:01Yeah.

00:50:01Please.

00:50:02Oh, okay, we're good.

00:50:03Dude, going double sucks.

00:50:04Dude, doubles is terrifying.

00:50:06No.

00:50:07That's...

00:50:08Oh, okay. I'm okay with that.

00:50:09It's mortgaged.

00:50:10It's mortgaged.

00:50:11Yeah, but if he did, it'd be cool.

00:50:13Hold on.

00:50:14Four dollars that we would've gotten.

00:50:16Okay, I don't want to keep rolling doubles unless you send me to jail.

00:50:19Stop giving me big numbers, you pimple mouth.

00:50:22I know where you're in.

00:50:24I own this.

00:50:25I'm just buying a drink board.

00:50:26I'm sorry.

00:50:30Sorry.

00:50:30Why did I spend all my money on my turn?

00:50:31I don't want it to be my turn.

00:50:33Bye, singles. I think you're dead.

00:50:34Please, I just need one.

00:50:35I just need one.

00:50:36Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

00:50:38Does it count? Does the red count?

00:50:40Okay, it does.

00:50:40Yeah, go.

00:50:41He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes.

00:50:44Go directly to New York.

00:50:45This could be bad.

00:50:46Wait, go to New York.

00:50:47Oh, you got it just in time.

00:50:49Okay.

00:50:49You need that.

00:50:50Whatever.

00:50:51I'm alive. I'm in the red, boys.

00:50:52No, I don't want to roll.

00:50:53I hate this one of the Monopoly when you just don't want to roll.

00:50:56Oh, that's a big roll.

00:50:58Oh my gosh.

00:50:59I don't have all this.

00:51:00Down.

00:51:0114.

00:51:02Oh, you're landed on your spot. Can I have it?

00:51:03Wait, really? It's my railroad?

00:51:04Yes!

00:51:05You're the rail?

00:51:06Owning all four railroads is coming in so clutch for him.

00:51:08Yeah.

00:51:09It really is.

00:51:10Okay, Biffle.

00:51:11Okay, Biffle.

00:51:12Come on, roll an eight for Papa.

00:51:14Okay.

00:51:15Here's for Papa.

00:51:16Four.

00:51:17I can't see.

00:51:18Five.

00:51:19Six.

00:51:20If that's the chance spot, I'm quitting.

00:51:22I'm quitting.

00:51:23The game is rigged.

00:51:25No, the game is rigged.

00:51:27It's rigged.

00:51:28That's insane.

00:51:29And then you get money.

00:51:31No, it's a fee.

00:51:32No, this is rigged.

00:51:33This is rigged.

00:51:34This is rigged.

00:51:35The game is rigged.

00:51:36The game chose somebody to win.

00:51:39Send me to jail.

00:51:40Get an in jail free card.

00:51:41How about that?

00:51:42No, you can't have that.

00:51:44It's cheating.

00:51:45Three.

00:51:46Double.

00:51:47I'm having fun.

00:51:48Do I land on my own spot?

00:51:49Oh, yay!

00:51:50It's your spot.

00:51:51For now.

00:51:52He comes round the mountain.

00:51:53He comes.

00:51:54He comes round the mountain.

00:51:55He comes.

00:51:56He comes round the mountain.

00:51:57I don't know what to do.

00:51:58If I land on this hotel, I'm cooked.

00:52:01Yep.

00:52:02You know what I'm doing?

00:52:03You're actually done.

00:52:04Great.

00:52:05You're nuts.

00:52:06Why would you do that?

00:52:07I had to.

00:52:08You're about to go round the corner.

00:52:09You need the budget.

00:52:10You don't have to do nothing.

00:52:11Okay, here I go.

00:52:12Your time has come.

00:52:13Here I go.

00:52:14He believes in the dice.

00:52:15Please.

00:52:16Give me high numbers.

00:52:17No.

00:52:18Three, two, oh.

00:52:19Okay, that's best.

00:52:20That's best.

00:52:21I land on Sigil's dead part.

00:52:25It's not dead.

00:52:26Okay, 40 bucks.

00:52:27That's a third of his net worth, bro.

00:52:30I like Monopoly.

00:52:31I do not anymore.

00:52:32This case stresses me out.

00:52:34It's your turn.

00:52:35It's your turn.

00:52:36We'll be coming round.

00:52:37We'll be coming round.

00:52:38We'll be coming.

00:52:39Wait, that's.

00:52:40What does that mean?

00:52:41Please, no, it's going to be on purple nurple turple.

00:52:42Gosh dang it.

00:52:43Here you go, Sud.

00:52:45That was me.

00:52:46Oh, whatever.

00:52:47Okay.

00:52:48Thank you for my payment back.

00:52:49You're welcome.

00:52:50This is getting stressful.

00:52:51Yeah, I'm sweating.

00:52:52I'm sweating.

00:52:53SUD!

00:52:54Give me pass.

00:52:55Give me pass.

00:52:56Give me pass.

00:52:57One.

00:52:58Oh, no.

00:52:59You're passed by.

00:53:01Oh, you landed on Sigil's, though.

00:53:03Yeah, we're good.

00:53:04Okay.

00:53:05That's scary.

00:53:06What did you do?

00:53:07Oh, gosh.

00:53:08My numbers are almost scary.

00:53:09Okay, roll a two.

00:53:10Roll a two.

00:53:11Snake eyes.

00:53:12Gosh dang it.

00:53:13Alright, you landed on Railroad, I think.

00:53:16What?

00:53:17I don't understand.

00:53:18Yeah, I don't understand the bald guy.

00:53:20Yeah, I don't understand him either.

00:53:21Back in it, boys.

00:53:22You really are.

00:53:23That was a good turn.

00:53:24I'm happy that I went...

00:53:25Can somebody else...

00:53:27Roll a double.

00:53:28Go ahead.

00:53:29Board, rock.

00:53:30Give me an 11.

00:53:31Give me an 11.

00:53:32Two.

00:53:33Five, six, seven.

00:53:34Seven.

00:53:35Uh-oh.

00:53:36What does that mean?

00:53:37Sometimes...

00:53:43Oh, my gosh.

00:53:45$1100.

00:53:46$1100.

00:53:47$1100.

00:53:48$1100.

00:53:49$1100.

00:53:50$1100.

00:53:51$1100.

00:53:52He's the only one that's landed on...

00:53:53I think you're out of a game.

00:53:54He's the only one that's landed on either of the dogs.

00:53:56That's insane.

00:53:57What am I supposed to do?

00:53:58You're the only one.

00:53:59What am I supposed to do?

00:54:00What am I supposed to do?

00:54:01Can you even afford?

00:54:02Yeah, I...

00:54:03Every house, maybe?

00:54:04No, I don't think so.

00:54:05Hold on, let me look.

00:54:06Hold on, let me do the math.

00:54:07I don't think you can.

00:54:08Let me do the math.

00:54:09So, that's 50.

00:54:10200.

00:54:11400.

00:54:12400.

00:54:13I don't have enough.

00:54:14I could spot you $151.

00:54:15If you give me one of those, uh...

00:54:16I...

00:54:17I...

00:54:18I...

00:54:19Thank you, son.

00:54:20You owe money.

00:54:21If you don't play in 25 seconds, you'll be bankrupt and forced to quit.

00:54:22What am I supposed to do?

00:54:23What?

00:54:24I don't wanna...

00:54:25I gotta move!

00:54:26What do I do?

00:54:27Do something!

00:54:28Do something, sonny!

00:54:29Go!

00:54:30Sell houses!

00:54:31Oh, there we go.

00:54:32Why trade with me?

00:54:33You get all of his oranges.

00:54:34You think I wanna keep something alive?

00:54:36Take all of his oranges.

00:54:37That's true.

00:54:38Sonny, give me your properties.

00:54:39I'll give you money.

00:54:40You still don't have enough!

00:54:41Between that and selling, you can do it.

00:54:43Okay.

00:54:44That and selling, yeah.

00:54:45Alright, sonny, tell me...

00:54:46I'll tell you what.

00:54:47Give me all your properties and I'll keep going with my money.

00:54:48No, watch this.

00:54:49Oh, you have to sell the houses first, I think.

00:54:50No, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.

00:54:52You got me?

00:54:53What are we doing?

00:54:54What are we doing?

00:54:55This is me and you versus Biffle at this point.

00:54:56Because we're trying to take them down.

00:54:57That's okay.

00:54:58What?

00:54:59What?

00:55:00The insane crap?

00:55:01Yeah, okay.

00:55:02It's all three of us.

00:55:03We're taking down the raid boss.

00:55:04Oh, gosh.

00:55:05We got...

00:55:06Everyone knows the president.

00:55:07What?

00:55:08All my money?

00:55:09Sonny, trust me on this.

00:55:10I'll leave you like 20 bucks.

00:55:11Come on.

00:55:12Okay, I'll leave you like 20 bucks.

00:55:13I'll leave you...

00:55:14I'll leave you...

00:55:15I think you can.

00:55:16I think he needs all of it.

00:55:17Do I?

00:55:18Do I?

00:55:19Yeah, I think you need all of it.

00:55:20No, he's like $500.

00:55:21Raid boss!

00:55:22We have to take down the raid boss!

00:55:23If you win, then I win too.

00:55:24Oh yeah, that's a deal, that's a deal, that's a deal, that's a deal, that's a deal.

00:55:26Okay, here's a deal.

00:55:27The game has already chosen Biffle to win, so we have to work against the game to win.

00:55:31Does that sound good?

00:55:32We need to fight it.

00:55:33We need to fight it, yes.

00:55:34I still don't have enough, gosh dang it.

00:55:35You need to sell.

00:55:36I'll give you $151 if you give me those three oranges.

00:55:39That's not even a good amount of money.

00:55:41You might want to help him, you have money.

00:55:4350?

00:55:44Okay, let's get rid of the lower ones.

00:55:46Is that enough?

00:55:47Why is everyone going against me?

00:55:48I didn't do anything.

00:55:49One more house.

00:55:50Oh no.

00:55:51Oh my gosh.

00:55:52That goes down so much.

00:55:54Oh, that went from 600 to 220.

00:55:57That's insane.

00:55:58Okay.

00:55:59That's insane.

00:56:00Dude, I got money!

00:56:01Okay.

00:56:02Oh my god.

00:56:03What am I supposed to do?

00:56:04I kind of feel bad, but not really.

00:56:05What am I supposed to do?

00:56:06How did I land on Park Place?

00:56:07I don't understand.

00:56:08Twice, by the way.

00:56:09Why did I just fund that, by the way?

00:56:11It's not me, we're working together.

00:56:13We're trying to work together to take him out.

00:56:14I got you, I got you.

00:56:15You got me, I got you.

00:56:16Five.

00:56:17He didn't even land on my spot.

00:56:18He didn't even.

00:56:19Yeah, and I'm not gonna.

00:56:20He didn't even land on my spot.

00:56:21Oh wait, he did.

00:56:22He didn't.

00:56:23Two, three.

00:56:24Three, four, five.

00:56:25Actually, it literally doesn't matter.

00:56:26You're on one of my spots.

00:56:27It literally doesn't matter.

00:56:28Wait, if you go five, you'll give me money, and then I can take down the raid box.

00:56:31Gosh dang it.

00:56:32Give me $20, I need it.

00:56:33I can take down the raid box with my $18.

00:56:35Oh, it's happening, Miffle.

00:56:37I don't wanna roll.

00:56:38I don't wanna roll.

00:56:39Oh, I'm actually in a really safe spot.

00:56:40I'm chilling.

00:56:41Yeah, you're fine, you're fine.

00:56:42Stand over here, please!

00:56:43Oh no.

00:56:44Zed rolls an 11.

00:56:45Uh oh.

00:56:46Oh, it's my spot.

00:56:47Okay.

00:56:48Alright, we're good.

00:56:49We're good.

00:56:50We're happy.

00:56:51We're happy.

00:56:52I think we can take down Miffle.

00:56:53I'm gonna be honest with you.

00:56:54Yeah, do you?

00:56:55Yeah.

00:56:56No, cuz Miffle's gonna get lucky.

00:56:57He's going to jail right here.

00:56:58There's Miffle.

00:56:59Wait, that was a high roll.

00:57:00He's landing on the boardwalk.

00:57:01Or the railroad.

00:57:02Don't give up.

00:57:03Oh.

00:57:04Hundred and fifty?

00:57:05Hundred and fifty dollars!

00:57:06Zed my boy!

00:57:07Okay, okay.

00:57:08Pool.

00:57:09Pool.

00:57:10Pool the money.

00:57:11Oh no.

00:57:12Pool the money.

00:57:13Okay, no.

00:57:14Go put a hotel on the boardwalk.

00:57:15At least let us have the happiness of seeing what the hotel looks like on the boardwalk, huh?

00:57:17Alright, I got you.

00:57:18I'll set all my money on it.

00:57:19Let's do it.

00:57:20Oh no.

00:57:21You need another one on the other one before you can put a hotel.

00:57:23Why would you tell me that?

00:57:24Can he even afford-

00:57:25Why are you mad?

00:57:26Alright, what does the boardwalk hotel look like?

00:57:27Why did Miffle go down to $150 for this bit?

00:57:30I don't-

00:57:31Oh!

00:57:32Oh my!

00:57:33That's why.

00:57:34Is that the bird-galeafa?

00:57:35What are you saying?

00:57:36I don't know.

00:57:37I'm gonna have my turn.

00:57:38Have fun.

00:57:39Alright.

00:57:40I'm rolling a two.

00:57:41I'm rolling a two.

00:57:42All the money I earned from Sidi, I just spent, by the way.

00:57:44Yeah.

00:57:45We know.

00:57:46Where am I going now?

00:57:47Oh, I got money.

00:57:48I think you're just visiting.

00:57:49Yay.

00:57:50Oh, never mind.

00:57:51You are-

00:57:52Shut up.

00:57:53I have to.

00:57:54I have to.

00:57:55This is the only way I make the comeback.

00:57:57Sigils, give me all your money and I'll put more houses.

00:57:59Uhhh, no.

00:58:02We're raid bossing!

00:58:04He's on my team.

00:58:05He's my underling.

00:58:06Gosh dang it.

00:58:07No, no, you're the one who bankrupted me!

00:58:09That's right!

00:58:10Sigils, let him have it!

00:58:11I did.

00:58:12And I'm sorry about that.

00:58:13Yeah, you know.

00:58:14I'm sorry about that.

00:58:15You said I'm sorry about that.

00:58:16Uh oh.

00:58:17Wait.

00:58:18You can either pay Zid 200 or pay me like 150.

00:58:21What about the one?

00:58:22Oh, the one.

00:58:23Forgot about the one.

00:58:24No, no, you gotta ignore the one.

00:58:25What do you mean?

00:58:26More money!

00:58:27I'm trying to just take money.

00:58:28Sonny's trying.

00:58:29Sonny's trying.

00:58:30Sonny's trying.

00:58:31Dude, I tried.

00:58:32That was a close one, right?

00:58:33Hold on.

00:58:34You know, we're just real quick.

00:58:35We're gonna-

00:58:36No way you're gonna buy a house at that broke limit.

00:58:38Oh god.

00:58:39Oh god.

00:58:40Sorry, I really-

00:58:41I feel the-

00:58:42Are you gonna un-mortgage over putting a house?

00:58:44Are you an idiot?

00:58:45He's an idiot.

00:58:46What is wrong with you?

00:58:47Are you nuts?

00:58:48Okay, you guys are mean.

00:58:49You guys are mean.

00:58:50You were straight buns, kid.

00:58:51Oh my god.

00:58:52Why would you un-mortgage Baltic Avenue?

00:58:55Because of compounding interest, you wouldn't get it.

00:58:58It's affecting my credit score.

00:58:59Oh, I got it.

00:59:00Zod, I'm sorry if I hurt you here.

00:59:01Actually, I get to choose.

00:59:02Maybe this is-

00:59:03This is probably good.

00:59:04Oh, this is very good.

00:59:05Okay.

00:59:06I just go three, land on my-

00:59:08Oh, I just go on my railroad.

00:59:09Gosh dang it.

00:59:11I have landed on my railroad so many times.

00:59:13Yeah.

00:59:14It's crazy.

00:59:15I'm nervous.

00:59:16I don't know what to do.

00:59:17What do you mean you don't know what to do?

00:59:18You own everything.

00:59:19That's not true.

00:59:20I only own two types of properties.

00:59:21And they're all hotels.

00:59:23That's right.

00:59:24Why do you say that's right?

00:59:25Alright, put a hotel on Park Place.

00:59:27Put a hotel on Park Place.

00:59:28Listen, that would've been money.

00:59:30For eight dollars.

00:59:31Eight dollars.

00:59:32Compounding interest.

00:59:33Eight dollars today is $437.

00:59:35You should've put a hotel, idiot.

00:59:37Roll the dice.

00:59:38No, I don't want any more hotels.

00:59:39I'm fine.

00:59:40He's fine, he says.

00:59:41Yeah, actually, it's just fine.

00:59:42If I land on a railroad, I'm just quitting.

00:59:44It might be a railroad.

00:59:48No, the bald guy doesn't make sense.

00:59:50The bald guy doesn't make sense.

00:59:52Why did it put me there instead of railroad?

00:59:55That doesn't make sense.

00:59:56You know what?

00:59:57Nope.

00:59:58Nope.

00:59:59Bankrupt.

01:00:00This game is rigged.

01:00:01This game is rigged.

01:00:05This game cheats.

01:00:06There's no way.

01:00:07Alright, boys, do me a favor.

01:00:08Hit the like button.

01:00:09Hit the subscribe button.

01:00:10Biffle 1.

01:00:11Biffle 1.

01:00:12I went bankrupt.

01:00:13I'm bringing this back.

01:00:14There's no way you take down the raid boss!

01:00:17He stole all of my hotels!

01:00:19Repay the mortgage.

01:00:20Alright.

01:00:21Alright.

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