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00:00:00Uh, you're a girl.
00:00:01A woman.
00:00:01If you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:00:03It's against pan-hellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:00:06I have nowhere to go.
00:00:07Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
00:00:09She can stay.
00:00:09On one condition.
00:00:10No one touches her.
00:00:11I'm Wolf.
00:00:12You, uh, you around here?
00:00:14Wolf.
00:00:14Get the fuck away from her.
00:00:15Chase, what the hell?
00:00:18So much for no drama.
00:00:19Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:00:22I like you.
00:00:22She's not fair game, Average.
00:00:24Obviously, I like you.
00:00:25A lot.
00:00:26It's killing me how much I like you.
00:00:28How much I want you.
00:00:28You want me?
00:00:30More than anything.
00:00:31Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:00:33He needs to be held accountable.
00:00:35Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:00:39Raven, don't.
00:00:40It's her or me.
00:00:41Take a shower with me.
00:00:43A reminder.
00:00:44Every second counts.
00:00:45Yes, chef.
00:00:46It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl.
00:00:49Charlotte Withers.
00:00:51Someone talked.
00:00:52I bet I know who.
00:00:53The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:00:55I failed you as a leader.
00:00:56I'm stepping down.
00:00:57They're quitting on us?
00:00:58It's a new day for a high.
00:01:19It's another day to drive.
00:01:22Oh, ew.
00:01:25Rose.
00:01:27Oh, yeah.
00:01:27I'm feeling out every second, every hour of the day.
00:01:39Good morning, gorgeous.
00:01:40Can I help you with something?
00:01:42Charlotte Withers.
00:01:43Um, I'm your new roommate.
00:01:47Roommate?
00:01:48But you're a girl.
00:01:50Woman.
00:01:51Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
00:01:53They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
00:01:56Charles is short for Charlotte.
00:01:58Misunderstanding.
00:01:59See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced.
00:02:01And this thing is really heavy.
00:02:03You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
00:02:06I don't think...
00:02:07Great.
00:02:07Excuse me, guys.
00:02:09Sorry.
00:02:09Yeah, yeah.
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Dibs.
00:02:21Bro, you were so trashed.
00:02:23I'm cheating.
00:02:24I'm rossus rossus.
00:02:25I'm got it, G.
00:02:25Take your ill.
00:02:26It's bad we made you.
00:02:27Take your ill, buddy.
00:02:29Yeah, damn.
00:02:29I don't look at you as I'm playing.
00:02:32You regret that, watch this?
00:02:33Mm-hmm.
00:02:34Hitmarker, really?
00:02:35Yo, what the fuck?
00:02:42I'm in the middle of a very serious ass-kicking.
00:02:44Oh, man, stop it.
00:02:45You're not whooping shit.
00:02:46Now watch me cook.
00:02:48Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
00:02:50There's no chance the Prez lets you stay.
00:02:52Mm, we'll see about that.
00:02:55In the meantime,
00:02:56how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:02Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
00:03:03Yes, meet Gail, the certified ass-touffer.
00:03:07Fuck, man. Fuck.
00:03:09Fuck.
00:03:10You were saying?
00:03:11Shut up, man.
00:03:13Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
00:03:16They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
00:03:20I'm Darren, and this...
00:03:21Everett.
00:03:23Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
00:03:24I thought this was Theta Rho.
00:03:26Croakington's a nickname. For brothers only.
00:03:29Uh, guys, this is Charles.
00:03:31Charles. I guess she's...
00:03:34I'm your new roommate.
00:03:35Excuse me?
00:03:39Hey, Prez?
00:03:41Housing fucked up. This is Charles, our new sublet.
00:03:45Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
00:03:48In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:03:51It's against pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:03:55Wait, that's a real thing?
00:03:56I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
00:04:00You need to leave.
00:04:02I'd say pack your bags, but...
00:04:04Looks like you already got that covered.
00:04:07Jesus, not the waterworks.
00:04:09I'm sorry, I just...
00:04:11I have nowhere to go.
00:04:12My dad lives over four hours away, and...
00:04:15I can't make this commute.
00:04:18Come on, Chase.
00:04:19She can stay one night.
00:04:22She can shack up with me?
00:04:23What do you say, Charles?
00:04:28Fine. Stop crying.
00:04:30One night.
00:04:31You're out tomorrow.
00:04:32Understand?
00:04:34Where's the kitchen?
00:04:43Oh, that's so disgusting.
00:04:58Seriously?
00:04:59You don't have a knife set?
00:05:07How do you cook?
00:05:08Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:05:10What about after college?
00:05:12I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:05:15That doesn't go there.
00:05:21You think it's better just loose on the counter?
00:05:23I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
00:05:28Look at you two, bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:43I'm gonna... yeah.
00:05:47Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
00:05:49We don't need a maid.
00:05:50Holy shit!
00:06:05No!
00:06:07Hallelujah!
00:06:11What is this?
00:06:13It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
00:06:18I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here, and I'm grateful.
00:06:23It's been a really, really tough year, so...
00:06:26Thank you, and dig in.
00:06:37It's panko-crusted chevra, croquettes with quince, and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad.
00:06:46Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
00:06:51Yeah, I'm good.
00:06:53You won't even try it?
00:06:54You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
00:07:00I wasn't trying to...
00:07:01Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter, and I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
00:07:07So, check out's noon tomorrow.
00:07:09Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:24A closed door means occupied.
00:07:26Chill out, Charles.
00:07:27I'm not looking.
00:07:28I'm a gentleman.
00:07:29I am just grabbing my stash.
00:07:34Oh, yeah.
00:07:35Please make yourself comfortable.
00:07:36I will.
00:07:38You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute,
00:07:44I will actually lose my fucking mind.
00:07:46Okay, you have to go.
00:07:47I was being sarcastic.
00:07:49Okay, wait.
00:07:49Bye now.
00:07:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, Charles.
00:07:51There's something I really wanted to tell you.
00:07:54Purple might be my new favorite color.
00:07:57Such a gentleman.
00:07:59Have a good night.
00:08:00Bye.
00:08:00Bye.
00:08:00What are you doing tonight?
00:08:09What?
00:08:11Fuck me.
00:08:13Oh, shit.
00:08:13Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:17Oh, shit.
00:08:18Is this the best food?
00:08:20Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
00:08:24I'm looking at you, Vincent.
00:08:27I thought we'd leave our mother in Frankfurt.
00:08:30Dude, cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven.
00:08:34Enjoy.
00:08:36It's cold.
00:08:38Gotta get to OJ.
00:08:46Oh, my God.
00:08:49I've never had pancakes that taste like this.
00:08:50Bro, this orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed.
00:08:55And she took out the pulp.
00:08:57Damn.
00:08:58Look at my mom do that for me.
00:08:59Oh, just like Widow McGill.
00:09:01I ain't seen energy with the fuck.
00:09:03Okay, are we done?
00:09:05We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
00:09:07And...
00:09:07Look, I still think that we could do the...
00:09:09Nope.
00:09:10We're not going to do an open mic night.
00:09:11No.
00:09:12You practicing your tight five doesn't count as charity.
00:09:14Beg to differ.
00:09:16Any other suggestions?
00:09:17I got it.
00:09:19Remember that TikTok I sent you about those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
00:09:24Yeah, about that.
00:09:25Is there something that you need to share with the group?
00:09:28Fuck off.
00:09:29No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner and serve it boys and buff style.
00:09:34I've looked into a dinner service before.
00:09:36It's too expensive.
00:09:37We can't afford to hire a chef.
00:09:38Chef, we already have one in the house.
00:09:44Chef Charlotte.
00:09:45Have you lost your mind?
00:09:47Have you tried her food?
00:09:48It's right, Prez.
00:09:49You ain't never had bacon like this.
00:09:51What makes you think she would help us?
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54She would if we let her stay.
00:09:58No.
00:09:59No.
00:09:59No way.
00:10:00We don't need her.
00:10:01Jeez, come on, man.
00:10:02We've under-raised for philanthropy every year.
00:10:05We're getting fined.
00:10:06I'd rather get fined than lose the fret.
00:10:08It's against the rules.
00:10:09You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
00:10:11Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
00:10:14Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
00:10:16Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
00:10:19Right?
00:10:20Plus, your dad's the dean.
00:10:21He'll bail us out.
00:10:22You want to bet?
00:10:23Then we keep it a secret.
00:10:25It's a win-win.
00:10:26We raise a shit-some of money for charity,
00:10:27and Charlotte gets to stay.
00:10:30Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
00:10:31It's not our problem.
00:10:33I said no.
00:10:34Fucking dictatorship again.
00:10:36What was that?
00:10:36It's a good idea, Chase.
00:10:38Come on, you know it is.
00:10:45Fucking God.
00:10:48Fine.
00:10:48She can stay.
00:10:49Woo!
00:10:50Let's go.
00:10:51Let's go.
00:10:51Get this out.
00:10:52On one condition.
00:10:53No one touches her.
00:10:55I don't want us fighting over a girl.
00:10:57If I find out that anyone,
00:10:59it's more than just the roommate,
00:11:00her and that brother,
00:11:02are out.
00:11:04Got it?
00:11:05Got it.
00:11:06Scout's on her.
00:11:07I'm going to tell you the good news.
00:11:08No.
00:11:08You stay.
00:11:09I'll go.
00:11:12You tried.
00:11:13You tried.
00:11:14But that dude,
00:11:15as long as he doesn't find out,
00:11:16you-
00:11:16Change of plans.
00:11:28You can stay.
00:11:29Wait, seriously?
00:11:31But I just-
00:11:32Rule number one,
00:11:32you don't tell anyone that you live here.
00:11:34Rule number two,
00:11:36you cook.
00:11:37Excuse me?
00:11:37For our philanthropy event.
00:11:39Every year,
00:11:40all the frats and sororities
00:11:41raise money to help kids
00:11:42get more access to school lunches.
00:11:44We want to do a dinner service,
00:11:46but we need a chef.
00:11:48Deal?
00:11:49Deal.
00:11:49Come on,
00:11:59I don't bite.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:04Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
00:12:06I'm not doing this for you.
00:12:08I'm doing this for the friend.
00:12:10Loud and clear,
00:12:11sir.
00:12:11Your breakfast cakes
00:12:35were so delicious.
00:12:37How-
00:12:38How I can make-
00:12:39Family secret.
00:12:41Damn, girl.
00:12:43I don't know if you're a milker worker
00:12:44or something,
00:12:45but that is the most he said
00:12:46all semester.
00:12:47It's a conversation here
00:12:48that's not so
00:12:49stimulating.
00:12:51Oh.
00:12:52Okay, all right.
00:12:53Don't do that.
00:12:54Come on.
00:12:55What?
00:12:55Smile?
00:12:56I'm thankful,
00:12:58is all.
00:12:58You have to forgive, Chase.
00:12:59All he responds to is brooding.
00:13:01Mm.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:07So,
00:13:07I'm happy to take the lead
00:13:11on all things kitchen,
00:13:13but rats
00:13:14live better than you boys.
00:13:17So,
00:13:17as far as the house goes,
00:13:19it'll be a team effort.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:22What do you want us to do?
00:13:24Hmm.
00:13:28We're making lists.
00:13:30This has got to go.
00:13:43Seriously?
00:13:44It's motivational.
00:13:50Honestly,
00:13:51it's kind of like Call of Duty.
00:13:53Let's go.
00:13:54I'm like a one-man army out here.
00:13:56Fah, fah, fah, fah, fah, fah.
00:13:58Okay.
00:13:58Never mix bleach
00:13:59in anything ammonia-based.
00:14:01You'll make a chloramine gas.
00:14:02Seriously?
00:14:04Oh, sick.
00:14:09Not mattress on the floor.
00:14:11Yeah, no headboard.
00:14:13Let's just keep breaking them.
00:14:15Do you need a demonstration?
00:14:16I need your credit card.
00:14:19How about I take you
00:14:19to dinner instead?
00:14:22Oh, oh, Chase?
00:14:24I found some surprisingly
00:14:26decent curtains in storage.
00:14:27I can put them up for you
00:14:29if you like.
00:14:30Here's another rule for you.
00:14:31You know what's good for you?
00:14:33Stay out of my room.
00:14:34Hmm.
00:14:35Trust me,
00:14:36that's the last place
00:14:37I want to be.
00:14:40I'm sure.
00:14:40Come in.
00:14:59Sorry I'm late.
00:15:00I expected as much.
00:15:03You've always kept
00:15:03your mother and I waiting.
00:15:05You were two weeks
00:15:06past your due date.
00:15:07Okay, I apologized.
00:15:09What do you want?
00:15:10I want you to get serious
00:15:11about your future, son.
00:15:13Have you given
00:15:14any more thought
00:15:15to Oxford?
00:15:16I told you
00:15:16I'm not interested.
00:15:18Do you know how many strings
00:15:18I pulled to get you
00:15:19that offer?
00:15:20I don't want to be
00:15:21an academic, Dad.
00:15:22I'm sorry to disappoint you
00:15:23yet again,
00:15:23but I'm not wasting
00:15:24another 10 to 15 years
00:15:26on a PhD program.
00:15:27Oh, so you'd rather
00:15:29waste four years
00:15:30of undergrad partying?
00:15:32I should never
00:15:33have let you
00:15:34join that fraternity.
00:15:35I want you out.
00:15:36I am not a child.
00:15:39You can't tell me
00:15:40what to do anymore.
00:15:41Maybe not,
00:15:42but I refuse to let you
00:15:43throw away your inheritance
00:15:44on such nonsense.
00:15:46You don't think I know
00:15:47how much money
00:15:47you're pulling out
00:15:48of your bank account
00:15:49and putting into
00:15:50this distraction?
00:15:51If I see so much
00:15:54as a charge
00:15:54for a six-pack,
00:15:55I will shut
00:15:57your accounts
00:15:58down.
00:15:59And in the meantime,
00:16:01I will urge you
00:16:02to give serious thought
00:16:04to grad school.
00:16:09Dismissed.
00:16:16I'm getting used to this.
00:16:21I'm getting used to this.
00:16:24This whole pita thing.
00:16:25I'll try.
00:16:25But the sauce right here
00:16:27I'm a little scared.
00:16:27You should try it.
00:16:29That's a try.
00:16:29Try the regular hummus first, though.
00:16:32Which one is the regular hummus?
00:16:34This one.
00:16:35Okay, house meeting.
00:16:36Right now.
00:16:37That means you, out.
00:16:38You're not a member
00:16:38of this house.
00:16:39Chase, she's out.
00:16:42Excuse me.
00:16:42What the fuck was that?
00:16:50Anti-ran,
00:16:51as president.
00:16:52What?
00:16:52Shut the fuck up,
00:16:53sauerkraut.
00:16:54Listen to me, boys.
00:16:55We gotta get serious
00:16:55about what we bring to campus.
00:16:57Everybody needs to step up.
00:16:59We gotta do 25% for philanthropy
00:17:01plus bills and house dues.
00:17:03I can't keep covering this shit,
00:17:05okay?
00:17:05My dad is out for blood.
00:17:07He'll do anything to...
00:17:08fucking hell.
00:17:15Chase,
00:17:16if you need help
00:17:18with the bills,
00:17:19just tell us.
00:17:20We're brothers.
00:17:21You don't have to do this alone.
00:17:23And it's not Charlotte's fault.
00:17:25This place was fucked
00:17:26before she even
00:17:26stepped foot in here.
00:17:28You need to go apologize.
00:17:38What now?
00:17:59Come to yell at me some more?
00:18:01I wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:18:03I had a shit day
00:18:04and I took it out on you.
00:18:07Wasn't fair.
00:18:07Apology accepted.
00:18:12You know,
00:18:13when I'm having a bad day,
00:18:14I cook.
00:18:17You cook every day.
00:18:19I've had a lot of bad days.
00:18:25Come here.
00:18:32What do I do with this?
00:18:33Take out that frustration.
00:18:35No, not like that.
00:18:43What?
00:18:44Like you mean it.
00:18:46Look like this.
00:18:49Faster.
00:18:50There you go.
00:18:51Yeah, that's perfect.
00:18:53Stop.
00:18:55Okay, okay, stop.
00:18:56Now, try it.
00:19:07I think I'll pass on the salmonella.
00:19:10Thanks.
00:19:12Mr. President,
00:19:13afraid of a little batter?
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:19Hey, babe.
00:19:20Well, hello there.
00:19:24You're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
00:19:27Yes.
00:19:28I'm Raven.
00:19:29Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart.
00:19:33So, what's your name?
00:19:35Charlotte.
00:19:35I'm almost done with this.
00:19:38You can have some.
00:19:39When it's done, if you want.
00:19:40Is that dark chocolate?
00:19:44The guys hate dark chocolate.
00:19:46They've seemed to like it fine.
00:19:48I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:19:51Why don't we go upstairs?
00:19:52I have council business to discuss.
00:19:55I think you're showing up now.
00:20:12Ugh, you better not.
00:20:15Er is erpermlish, ora.
00:20:17What's she saying?
00:20:18Come on.
00:20:19Hi.
00:20:19Morning.
00:20:20I'm about to start breakfast.
00:20:21Who here wants eggs?
00:20:23I made breakfast already.
00:20:24Gotta keep my boys happy.
00:20:26Oh my god, but I totally forgot about you.
00:20:28No leftovers.
00:20:30Maybe.
00:20:31Oh, um.
00:20:32That's fine.
00:20:33I can make something.
00:20:35Would you mind cleaning up, too?
00:20:36I've got my hands full.
00:20:38Oh, and it's raining!
00:20:39Yes!
00:20:41See you, baby!
00:20:42Sure, yeah.
00:20:43Ugh, you're the best.
00:20:50You're going down, part two.
00:20:54You're spying on me?
00:21:08I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy.
00:21:12I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement.
00:21:15She's not my girlfriend.
00:21:17We fuck sometimes.
00:21:18That's all.
00:21:20Is that a blush?
00:21:22So innocent.
00:21:24You're not a virgin, are you?
00:21:27That's none of your business.
00:21:29Thank you very much.
00:21:30What?
00:21:44I can feel you staring.
00:21:46What do you want?
00:21:48Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:51It's complicated.
00:21:54I'm all ears.
00:21:54I was living with my best friend, but she got into this top culinary program called RCA.
00:22:07We were supposed to go together, but I got waitlisted.
00:22:12I never applied for housing, and here I am.
00:22:21Go on.
00:22:23Tell me how stupid I am.
00:22:25How only an idiot wouldn't have a backup plan.
00:22:28How unfair it is that you have to suffer because of my bad decisions.
00:22:32I wouldn't call it suffering.
00:22:38No?
00:22:40I mean, yes.
00:22:41Your endless optimism is very annoying.
00:22:44And if anyone from the school found out you were living here, we'd all be on our asses.
00:22:49But the boys are happy.
00:22:54And the house has never been cleaner.
00:22:56Does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
00:23:04Not a chance, sunshine.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07It's gross.
00:23:09No, it's not.
00:23:11You're ridiculous.
00:23:21Attention!
00:23:23Attention, everyone.
00:23:24I officially call forward Charles Withers on the behalf of Crokington Gamelight.
00:23:30Oh, Sean made a spiel.
00:23:32Men do not need games to drink.
00:23:35Only boys do.
00:23:36Ugh, nein!
00:23:38It's my turn to pick.
00:23:39Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:23:41Charles.
00:23:42She's our guest of honor.
00:23:43She gets to pick.
00:23:45Fuck it.
00:23:46Pick a game?
00:23:49I like Monopoly.
00:23:50No, Charlotte.
00:23:53Not that kind of game.
00:23:55This is very serious work, Charles.
00:23:57Mm-hmm.
00:23:59Passed down by our Greek forefathers for generations.
00:24:02Gentlemen.
00:24:04Lady.
00:24:06This is King's Cup!
00:24:08Let's go, boys and business.
00:24:15Let's go, Jacob.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19What the fuck, bro?
00:24:21Bro, you always pull the jack and you make the shittiest rules.
00:24:24What can I say?
00:24:25The King's Cup gods, they favor me!
00:24:27And the new rule.
00:24:30Sudden death, Paul.
00:24:32Whoever sinks it, is to kiss Charles.
00:24:35As rule maker, I will go first.
00:24:37Okay, relax, big guy.
00:24:38She's not a piece of meat.
00:24:39Nobody touches her.
00:24:41Excuse me.
00:24:41You are not the boss of me.
00:24:44I defend my own honor.
00:24:46How about this?
00:24:48If I sink it, I don't have to kiss any of you.
00:24:51Ooh!
00:24:53Hmm?
00:24:54You know what?
00:24:55Fair is fair.
00:24:56Rack'em, princess.
00:25:05Aw, gosh.
00:25:08That's a damn shame.
00:25:11You ready to fall in love, gorgeous?
00:25:13This is fine, man.
00:25:20Fuck!
00:25:21Chase, you're up.
00:25:36Pass.
00:25:37What are you, chicken?
00:25:40Ooh, come on.
00:25:41Fuck!
00:25:42Okay, Mr. Smoothie.
00:25:58What are you?
00:26:00Chicken?
00:26:01Am I interrupting?
00:26:08Not at all.
00:26:23My turn.
00:26:24You're a boss.
00:26:29Four.
00:26:30Whores.
00:26:32Drink up, Charlotte.
00:26:44Darren, I wanted to-
00:26:45Oh my god!
00:26:46I'm so sorry!
00:26:47I'm just-
00:26:48Okay, all right.
00:26:49Okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:02Uh, did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:09Darren, I never would've-
00:27:11I didn't know you had someone over.
00:27:15Uh, yeah.
00:27:16Yeah, that's Val.
00:27:18She's in my Cal class,
00:27:20and I've been kinda flirting for a couple months now.
00:27:23Finally got the courage to ask her out.
00:27:25And, yeah.
00:27:28She seems really sweet.
00:27:30She is.
00:27:31She is.
00:27:31But now she thinks maybe you were coming in
00:27:34because you and I are-
00:27:37What?
00:27:38No, she has to understand-
00:27:40I-
00:27:40I can't tell her you're living here.
00:27:43It's fine.
00:27:44What are you working on?
00:27:47It's-
00:27:47It's for boys in the buff.
00:27:48I'm playing with the menu.
00:27:50Wait.
00:27:52Let's go back.
00:27:54How can I fix this?
00:27:56I know you didn't mean it.
00:27:59It's fine, really.
00:28:04Uh, hi.
00:28:13Hi.
00:28:16So, you want to talk about the other night?
00:28:19Or-
00:28:20What's there to talk about?
00:28:23Maybe how we almost kissed
00:28:25and you've been avoiding me ever since?
00:28:27I haven't been avoiding you.
00:28:28I've been busy.
00:28:30Right.
00:28:30Making the world's saddest sandwiches.
00:28:32What's wrong with ham and cheese?
00:28:34What did you learn to cook, anyway?
00:28:45My mom.
00:28:48She was one of the best chefs in the country, actually.
00:28:53So, she taught you?
00:28:54Um, not exactly.
00:28:58She died when I was young.
00:29:00But I watched every video she was ever in.
00:29:02And she had this notebook full of recipes and notes.
00:29:08Sorry, Charlotte.
00:29:10Jesus.
00:29:12Uh, how are you-
00:29:13You know, you're always so-
00:29:16Happy.
00:29:18Um, better to be happy than miserable.
00:29:21Right?
00:29:21What about you?
00:29:25Is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scalp?
00:29:30It's, you know, family stuff.
00:29:34Not like you, though.
00:29:37Shit.
00:29:37That came out wrong.
00:29:38I'm sorry.
00:29:40Your dad's Dean Tucker, right?
00:29:43It can't be easy.
00:29:44Yeah, he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless.
00:29:48All careers are important.
00:29:50Not to him.
00:29:51He hates having a frat.
00:29:52Leading a frat.
00:29:54How about your mom?
00:29:56She left us a long time ago, but whatever.
00:29:59I mean, if you love to cook so much, why not just follow in your mom's footsteps?
00:30:04I tried.
00:30:06She was in that RCA program I told you about.
00:30:08But I obviously didn't get in, so-
00:30:12So you're giving up?
00:30:15I'm not good enough.
00:30:17Okay?
00:30:20Let's just leave it at that.
00:30:31Okay, so I made you at these talking points.
00:30:32These are the projections for the boys and the bus-
00:30:34I've handled the prints before.
00:30:35Yeah, but this is Whole Foods.
00:30:36This is going to level up our whole event.
00:30:38I know that.
00:30:39I got it.
00:30:45Yes, Chase is very much interested.
00:30:48Well, yes, I know this is a massive opportunity, not only for him, but for our school as a whole.
00:30:54I could not agree more.
00:30:56Well, I have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him.
00:31:00I see.
00:31:01Believe me, Chase is not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
00:31:04I'm very glad to hear that.
00:31:05Yes, yes, we'll speak soon.
00:31:15Cassandra?
00:31:15Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:31:16Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements.
00:31:20Will do.
00:31:20So, I want to start off with squash blossoms, candied bacon, maybe oysters for cocktail hour.
00:31:27Moving on, cucumber soup is very in, and a classic French onion.
00:31:32For mains, we do monkfish, roasted quail, or duck.
00:31:36Mm-hmm.
00:31:38What about vegetables?
00:31:41I'm so proud of you for asking.
00:31:44I'm still toying with ideas.
00:31:47Hey, how'd it go?
00:31:49Not good.
00:31:50We took the meeting because of my last name, but he was on his phone the entire time.
00:31:54We'll have to find another sponsor.
00:31:55Fucking hell.
00:31:57Hey, I did what I could to help.
00:31:59What are you doing?
00:32:00Playing chef?
00:32:01Not playing anything.
00:32:03I'm trying to salvage our philanthropy.
00:32:06You'd think our president would be trying to do the same.
00:32:09You got something to say?
00:32:10Obviously.
00:32:12So say it.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:15Come on.
00:32:16Forget the meeting.
00:32:17You'll get him next time.
00:32:18Let's go out.
00:32:22I think we could all blow off some steam.
00:32:25What do you think?
00:32:28All right.
00:32:30Good idea.
00:32:42What are you drinking?
00:32:45Daiquiri sounds good.
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:49We had eight beers and eight shots of tequila.
00:32:51You got it.
00:32:52You are such a stereotype.
00:32:54You can get stuff that tastes good.
00:32:57Yeah, I'm not here because I want it to taste good.
00:32:59Here to get drunk.
00:33:00You are just a fun sucker.
00:33:02Just call me a fun sucker?
00:33:04I did.
00:33:05You don't know fun.
00:33:06And you do, huh?
00:33:08Tell me, Sunshine.
00:33:09What do you do for fun?
00:33:13There's that blush again.
00:33:14What kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:16Hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:24Oh!
00:33:25All right.
00:33:26All right.
00:33:27All right.
00:33:27Come on, next up.
00:33:28It's my turn.
00:33:29Let's go, sweet cheeks.
00:33:31This should be good.
00:33:32I'm terrified.
00:33:33Can't wait for this.
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:35Any day now.
00:33:36Stop.
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:40Charles!
00:33:41All right.
00:33:42Dinner's locked.
00:33:45Okay.
00:33:47Boo!
00:33:49Show off.
00:33:50Fuck you guys.
00:33:50Next round on me.
00:33:52Hey!
00:33:53Charles!
00:33:54Charles.
00:33:55Charles.
00:33:55Hello.
00:34:00Could I have eight shots of tequila, please?
00:34:03And put it on Withers.
00:34:10How's it going?
00:34:15Good.
00:34:17I'm Wolf.
00:34:19You, uh, you around here?
00:34:21No, just not really a bar girl.
00:34:24Not really a bar girl?
00:34:26What kind of girl are you?
00:34:28Uh, in this moment?
00:34:29Yes.
00:34:30A very tipsy one.
00:34:31Very tipsy one.
00:34:32Wow.
00:34:33Wow.
00:34:35Let me help you with those then, okay?
00:34:37Are you sure?
00:34:38I insist.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:42Thank you very much.
00:34:44You're very welcome.
00:34:45All righty.
00:34:45Let's go.
00:34:46Guys, this is Wolf.
00:34:53Get the fuck away from her.
00:34:55Chase, what the hell?
00:34:56What is your problem?
00:34:57Yeah, chill out, man.
00:34:59Run away, little dog.
00:35:01Nice accent.
00:35:02Should go fuck off back to the fatherland.
00:35:04Okay, which drinks did he touch, huh?
00:35:06Okay, I don't know.
00:35:07What is going on?
00:35:08Don't you dare come near her again.
00:35:09What are you, her keeper?
00:35:10Chase, what is your problem?
00:35:12Stay out of the shop.
00:35:13No!
00:35:13You are not the boss of me.
00:35:14Or anyone here, for that matter.
00:35:19No.
00:35:20Charlotte.
00:35:22Is Raven here?
00:35:24Or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore?
00:35:27Leave her alone, too.
00:35:28The men of SIGCHI will gladly take her off your hands if you'll trade her out.
00:35:32Talk to either of them again.
00:35:33I swear to God you'll regret it.
00:35:36We'll see.
00:35:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:35:40Come on, baby, you know what I want.
00:35:42Oh!
00:35:44Darren, please tell me you brought the Advil.
00:35:49It's Chase.
00:35:50I just wanted to check up on you, but if you want Darren, I could go get him.
00:35:55No.
00:35:57I think I'm officially a one-glass-of-wine-at-dinner kind of girl.
00:36:04Not shots.
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:06Um, I'm sorry I yelled at you before.
00:36:11Yeah, what was that?
00:36:12Wolf and the SIGCHI guys have a reputation of spiking drain.
00:36:16Oh my God, seriously?
00:36:17Yeah, they're not good guys.
00:36:19The school just lets them get away with it?
00:36:22They have some of the biggest donors on campus.
00:36:24I mean, the Ballard Business School is literally named after Wolf's family.
00:36:27Oh, that is so messed up.
00:36:31Oh my God.
00:36:32Hey, hey, you're okay.
00:36:33Okay.
00:36:38All right.
00:36:46Got to look at me.
00:36:49Just a little puke.
00:36:50Evan said the best of us.
00:36:51Oh, it's so embarrassing.
00:36:53Don't be embarrassed.
00:36:54Here.
00:36:56You take care of everyone else here, so.
00:36:59Time that someone returns the favor.
00:37:12For everything.
00:37:16It's not a big deal.
00:37:19Yes, it is.
00:37:23I have to go.
00:37:38Boys, food's ready.
00:37:40Yeah, ooh, baby.
00:37:41Okay, quiet.
00:37:43Breakfast.
00:37:44Yes.
00:37:45Quiet.
00:37:46I'm over, are we?
00:37:47A little.
00:37:48Mm-hmm.
00:37:49You'll get used to it.
00:37:51So, I met the owner of the bar last night.
00:37:54We totally hit it off.
00:37:56Whoa, seriously?
00:37:57You were hammered.
00:37:57He was hitting on you?
00:37:58No, not like that.
00:37:59Okay.
00:38:01He wants to sponsor you guys.
00:38:02He's donating $5,000.
00:38:04$5,000.
00:38:05Oh, yeah.
00:38:06Oh, yeah.
00:38:07Hey, that's pretty cool.
00:38:10Is that okay?
00:38:12I was just trying to help, but if you don't think it's a good idea.
00:38:14No, it is.
00:38:15I just kind of stole my thunder.
00:38:18I got us a sponsor who's going to donate $10,000.
00:38:21What?
00:38:22Hey, that's fucking wrong.
00:38:24That's incredible.
00:38:25Oh, my God.
00:38:26I knew you could do it.
00:38:28Oh, baby.
00:38:28Yeah.
00:38:29Chase, wait up.
00:38:36No.
00:38:37I want to talk to you about the deal you made.
00:38:38Oh, it's great, right?
00:38:39I'll send you all the info tonight.
00:38:40No.
00:38:42I'm the treasurer.
00:38:43Why would you sign anything without talking to me first?
00:38:45And I'm president.
00:38:46Look, we needed a sponsor.
00:38:48I found one.
00:38:49What's the big deal?
00:38:50You'll still be the point for future contracts.
00:38:51So, president means you get to do whatever you want to without consulting anybody?
00:38:55You get to make your own rules, but you don't have to follow any of them?
00:38:58What are you talking about?
00:38:59Don't play dumb, Charlotte.
00:39:02You said she was off limits, right?
00:39:04That's your rule?
00:39:05Now you're flirting with her?
00:39:06I mean, you're practically fucking drooling over her.
00:39:09If she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:39:11I like her.
00:39:11She's not fair game, Everett.
00:39:13She's not game at all.
00:39:14Why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus, yeah?
00:39:17Big guy?
00:39:26It's open.
00:39:28Is it safe?
00:39:32Yes, you dork.
00:39:34Come in.
00:39:40So, how are things going with Val?
00:39:45Uh, yeah, they're not.
00:39:48I haven't asked her out again.
00:39:50I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
00:39:52I promise you are not the kind of guy that makes a girl uncomfortable.
00:39:55You really like her, don't you?
00:40:01Uh, she's so smart and really ambitious.
00:40:08You know, and she's so creative.
00:40:10She made this Galadriel costume for Comic-Con and...
00:40:13She's amazing.
00:40:17Oh my god, Dee.
00:40:19If you really like her this much, you can't just let her go.
00:40:23You have to ask her out again.
00:40:25I have an idea.
00:40:32You're inviting her to Boys in the Buff.
00:40:36Let me help.
00:40:36Ever been to a frat party?
00:40:47We don't need frittatas.
00:40:48Maybe you do.
00:40:50Maybe less people would throw up in your lawn if they had something in their stomach besides alcohol.
00:40:53Besides, this will be good for Boys in the Buff.
00:40:57Yeah, I don't really think stale beer pairs well with salmon biscuit.
00:41:01Well then, splurge on better beer.
00:41:05Did...
00:41:05You just laughed at my actual joke.
00:41:07Not because it was funny.
00:41:09It's just very you.
00:41:12You might not want to admit it, Chase Tucker.
00:41:14But you like me.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:17Liking and not hating.
00:41:20Two very different things.
00:41:23God.
00:41:23Chase, what are you...
00:41:30What the hell is going on here?
00:41:35Chase?
00:41:36Care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:41:41Raven, don't.
00:41:41The girl you said was ruining the frat?
00:41:44You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:41:45This is none of your business.
00:41:46I don't think so.
00:41:47This became house business the second you told everyone that she's off limits.
00:41:52You said that?
00:41:53I just didn't want you to come in between the brothers.
00:41:55I didn't want there to be any fighting.
00:41:56Not that she's anything worth fighting over.
00:42:01I'm not your property that you can make decisions for.
00:42:08What is your problem?
00:42:10I don't like to share.
00:42:11Bites like these and many others will be served next weekend at Boys in the Buff dinner.
00:42:33Buy your tickets at the front.
00:42:35All right.
00:42:35Uh, naked guys.
00:42:37Crab cakes.
00:42:38What more could you ask for?
00:42:40Woo!
00:42:41Woo!
00:42:42Woo!
00:42:42Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
00:42:46Yeah, sure.
00:42:54So, how are you feeling?
00:42:59I don't know.
00:43:01I guess, weirdly violated.
00:43:05Look, I don't want to defend the guy, but it makes sense.
00:43:11I mean, this is a frat house.
00:43:12I mean, we're all a bunch of dogs, and you, you are the most beautiful girl any of us
00:43:22have ever seen in our lives.
00:43:24Come on, Everett, I'm serious.
00:43:28So am I.
00:43:30I, I mean, if Chase hadn't been so adamant, I, I would have told you sooner.
00:43:38I just.
00:43:40What, you.
00:43:40We're, no, we're friends.
00:43:43Yeah, of course we are, but obviously I like you.
00:43:48A lot.
00:43:53Yo, we need more punch.
00:43:55Oh, shit.
00:43:56Um, I have to go refill the punch.
00:43:58Um, let's talk later.
00:44:00Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:44:01There you are.
00:44:13Look, I need to talk to you, all right?
00:44:14I want to explain.
00:44:15Explain how you weirdly tried to control who I see?
00:44:18Go ahead.
00:44:19Explain to me how it's any of your business who I hook up with.
00:44:23That's my decision, Chase.
00:44:25So you want to, then?
00:44:26You want to hook up with someone in the house?
00:44:28That's not the point.
00:44:31I know you don't like me.
00:44:32That you think I'm a danger to your precious brotherhood.
00:44:36I just don't understand why.
00:44:38I, what did I do to you?
00:44:41What did you do to me?
00:44:42You drove me fucking crazy.
00:44:44Well, right back at you.
00:44:45God.
00:44:46Hey, come on.
00:44:47I do like you, okay?
00:44:51It's killing me how much I like you.
00:44:53How much I want you.
00:44:56You want me?
00:44:58More than anything.
00:44:58I don't know.
00:45:09What about the rule?
00:45:27Fuck the boss.
00:45:35Where are we going?
00:45:36My room.
00:45:36Oh, I thought I wasn't supposed to go to your room if I knew it was good for me.
00:45:41Where did I tell you about the rules?
00:45:47You fucking kidding me?
00:45:53I knew it.
00:45:54Damn it.
00:45:55Now I lost in 20 bucks.
00:45:57What?
00:45:57You guys bet on us?
00:45:58He got the vibes between you two.
00:46:00I just didn't think he had the balls to do anything.
00:46:01It isn't funny.
00:46:03He broke the rules.
00:46:04He got to go.
00:46:05What?
00:46:05I have to leave?
00:46:06No, no.
00:46:06You're not going anywhere.
00:46:07So what?
00:46:08Your own rules don't apply to you?
00:46:10Fucking hypocrite.
00:46:12All right, Evie's up.
00:46:13It's not like we actually want Charlotte or Chase to go.
00:46:15I'm sorry.
00:46:16It just happened.
00:46:17Get off me.
00:46:19House meeting.
00:46:20First thing tomorrow.
00:46:21So, as you guys know, last night, Chase and I...
00:46:38Won me $20.
00:46:40Thank you, Prez.
00:46:42Kissed.
00:46:43Right.
00:46:44So are you guys together now?
00:46:46All right, come on.
00:46:46Can we not do this?
00:46:47What do you intend with Charlotte?
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:50You should know.
00:46:51Is this just casual?
00:46:52I feel like she deserves a note up front.
00:46:54Guys, we're just getting to know each other as more than housemates.
00:46:58Let's all take a breath.
00:47:01And what if he breaks your heart?
00:47:04And what if I break his?
00:47:07We're taking it one day at a time, okay?
00:47:09Seriously?
00:47:14That's it?
00:47:16This is ridiculous.
00:47:18Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:47:20He needs to be held accountable.
00:47:23Guys, come on.
00:47:28Fuck this shit.
00:47:36Come in.
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:39About earlier.
00:47:43That was...
00:47:45Intense.
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:48Maybe you were right in the first place.
00:47:51I don't want to cause a fight.
00:47:52He'll be fine.
00:47:54Is that normal for him?
00:47:56When he doesn't get his way.
00:47:58Look, I don't want to talk about him.
00:48:03I want to talk about us.
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06Or rather, not talk.
00:48:09Um, I think...
00:48:22What are you thinking?
00:48:26Never mind.
00:48:27You promised me if I made these salmon biscuit things for you, that you would play me in Fortnite.
00:48:38I'm cashing in.
00:48:39You're up.
00:48:40Are you kidding?
00:48:40I'll be right there.
00:48:42Seriously?
00:48:43Maybe we should get to know each other away from six other guys.
00:48:51What, like a date?
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:54Like a date.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:57Like a date.
00:49:00Yeah.
00:49:00Okay, this is dumb.
00:49:11I shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos.
00:49:13Let's go.
00:49:13It's okay.
00:49:15Don't overthink it.
00:49:17I don't normally.
00:49:19So we're trying to get to know each other, right?
00:49:23Ask me anything.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:27Um, where are you from?
00:49:29Not too far.
00:49:29I grew up in Central California with my dad.
00:49:33Are you guys close?
00:49:34Kind of.
00:49:35He's been really struggling since my mom died.
00:49:38If I'm honest, never felt like there was enough room for me to also be sad.
00:49:45I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:49:48What about your dad?
00:49:50Did you tell him you got the sponsorship?
00:49:52I want him to see it at the event.
00:49:53But, I don't know, maybe if he sees it all together, then he'll get it.
00:50:00Well, even if he doesn't, you did an incredible job.
00:50:05You know that, right?
00:50:08And it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes.
00:50:13It's your life.
00:50:14And you get to follow your passion.
00:50:21Did I cross a line?
00:50:22I like talking to you.
00:50:26I want to impress you.
00:50:27And this isn't very impressive.
00:50:31You're kidding, right?
00:50:34Chase, do you realize how intimidating you are?
00:50:37To you?
00:50:38The young Julia Child?
00:50:40How do you know about Julia Child?
00:50:43I might have Googled some important culinary figures.
00:50:47I just didn't think you'd want to hear about me only being into Guy Fieri and his cars.
00:50:52I watched Triple D all the time.
00:50:56Did you know he was a major donor to restaurant staff during lockdown?
00:51:01And I love his 1968 Camaro.
00:51:05Well, in that case, what do you say we go back to the house?
00:51:10Put some on in the background.
00:51:11Oh, there are some things I wish I never saw.
00:51:30Get out of here.
00:51:31But it's sore at night time.
00:51:32Charlotte, you promised.
00:51:36Please?
00:51:37You weren't kidding about no privacy, huh?
00:51:43Okay, I'm coming.
00:51:46It's going.
00:51:47Oh, my God.
00:51:49Well, well, hello, boys.
00:52:07What's all this?
00:52:09Promotion.
00:52:10I'm going to set up on the quad.
00:52:11Get the word out about that fundraiser for our philanthropy.
00:52:13Oh, yes.
00:52:15Naked dinner.
00:52:16It's not.
00:52:17We have these, like, underwear, like, briefs and aprons.
00:52:21You know, with bow ties.
00:52:22Yeah.
00:52:23Yeah.
00:52:23Classy event.
00:52:25Do you know how this is going to look, Chase?
00:52:27It's going to look like we're raising money for kids without lunches.
00:52:30It's going to look like we're helping them.
00:52:31This is not helping.
00:52:33You're just making a fool out of yourself.
00:52:36And who's paying for this event?
00:52:39We have sponsors.
00:52:40It's legit.
00:52:42Dean Tucker, if I may.
00:52:44It's actually a great idea.
00:52:46It's huge in Europe for events.
00:52:49Although they tend to have a more open acceptance than most men here.
00:52:53Yeah, this is true.
00:52:54In Germany, if we have no fear of penises.
00:52:57We love some.
00:52:59Just wait.
00:53:00It's going to...
00:53:00Charlotte, don't.
00:53:02And who exactly are you?
00:53:05This is Charlotte.
00:53:07She's a friend.
00:53:09A friend.
00:53:11Are you in some sorority as well?
00:53:13She's the chef.
00:53:15She'll be cooking everything for our event.
00:53:17Oh.
00:53:19Chef.
00:53:20What happened to Charles something or other?
00:53:23That new boy.
00:53:24He's at class.
00:53:25He'll be back later.
00:53:26Oh.
00:53:27What's he studying?
00:53:29English.
00:53:30Well, at least one of you has some decency.
00:53:34Well, I best be going.
00:53:36You enjoy yourself while you can, Chase.
00:53:40Goodbye, son.
00:53:43All right.
00:53:44Let's get these poses on the quad.
00:53:48We need to talk.
00:53:49Raven, we're kind of in the middle of something here.
00:53:59I've had some time to think about it, and I trust that we both enjoy what we've got going
00:54:03on here.
00:54:05So, I don't care if you see other people.
00:54:08I just...
00:54:09Not her.
00:54:12It's not really your call.
00:54:14You're not my girlfriend.
00:54:16You can't make those kind of demands on my...
00:54:17Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
00:54:20It's her or me.
00:54:25Seriously?
00:54:27I think...
00:54:29Maybe this thing between us has run its course.
00:54:33Okay, things are complicated now.
00:54:34I need to focus on the house.
00:54:37You think you can just get rid of me?
00:54:39I'm still sweetheart.
00:54:41I'm not leaving my boys behind.
00:54:42I'm not asking you to.
00:54:44I just think that you and I are...
00:54:46We're still your sister house.
00:54:47That is, unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with us, too.
00:54:50We don't.
00:54:52Everything...
00:54:52Besides us...
00:54:55Stays the same.
00:54:57Well.
00:54:59In that case...
00:55:00Why don't I give you a hand?
00:55:01No.
00:55:02You do not need to...
00:55:03I insist.
00:55:03I'm sorry about them.
00:55:29Oh, thank you so much.
00:55:32Appreciate it.
00:55:33Um...
00:55:34We're hosting this event.
00:55:36It's called Boys in the Buff.
00:55:37You should come.
00:55:41Hi!
00:55:41Come to Boys in the Buff on February 5th.
00:55:43School!
00:55:52I saw the hands up!
00:55:54Here you go, beautiful.
00:55:58Hey, what'd I tell you about talking to her?
00:56:00So protective.
00:56:02How does that make you feel, Raven?
00:56:04You're ready to come to us yet?
00:56:07I'd never step foot in your disgusting frat.
00:56:09Oh, okay.
00:56:11So we're listening to rumors now.
00:56:13Speaking of, I heard one that...
00:56:15There's a girl living in Theta Row.
00:56:19Doesn't that go against pan-Hellenic rules?
00:56:21You don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:23Then why has Charlotte been seen leaving the frat every morning?
00:56:26You need to leave, Wolf.
00:56:29Do you jump bed to bed?
00:56:30Or are you someone's kept little house slut?
00:56:33Don't you ever speak to her like that!
00:56:41The fuck?
00:56:41So much for no drama.
00:56:45You're gonna regret that.
00:56:47You're fucking right.
00:56:51So you'll defend her honor, but not mine.
00:56:53Come on, Raven.
00:56:54You know we love you.
00:56:55Not as much as your new plaything.
00:56:57Little Miss Sunshine here turned all of you against me.
00:57:00I didn't do anything.
00:57:01Hey, I thought we agreed to keep things civil, Raven.
00:57:04But you know what?
00:57:04If you're gonna go that route,
00:57:06maybe we do need another sister sorority.
00:57:09What the fuck, Chase?
00:57:11Not your decision.
00:57:12We vote on shit like that.
00:57:15I deserve better than this.
00:57:19Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
00:57:26Fuck it.
00:57:31Thank you for sticking up for me.
00:57:43But violence is never the answer.
00:57:46Chase, I don't want you getting in trouble
00:57:47or ruining relationships for me.
00:57:49Stop.
00:57:50We're not gonna let Raven or that idiot ruin this.
00:57:53You're good for the frat.
00:57:55For the boys.
00:57:55Would I have any good for you?
00:58:00Would you have any good for me, Charlotte?
00:58:02I...
00:58:02No one has ever believed in me like you do.
00:58:06No one has ever stood up to me the way that you do.
00:58:09Or made me laugh the way that you do, or...
00:58:12Made you nicer.
00:58:13God, what'd I do for you alone right now?
00:58:31Shit.
00:58:33What?
00:58:33What is it?
00:58:34Well, that's my old roommate, Cassie,
00:58:36in the RCA admissions advisor.
00:58:38Hold on, I don't want them to see me.
00:58:39Why not?
00:58:41Because I'm embarrassed.
00:58:42Okay, that was my mom's old advisor, too.
00:58:46I was supposed to be in easy acceptance,
00:58:48and I...
00:58:48I wasn't.
00:58:49Come on.
00:58:50I wasn't good enough.
00:58:51Maybe now's your time.
00:58:52I mean, I'm sure it could have been that bad, Sunshine.
00:58:54Don't pressure me, Chase.
00:58:55I'm going home.
00:59:09Come in.
00:59:11Hey.
00:59:13I saw your runoff, but Chase wouldn't explain.
00:59:15You okay?
00:59:17It's not important.
00:59:18Do I need to beat him up for you?
00:59:20I was actually going to come find you.
00:59:22So, this is what I've been working on for Val.
00:59:36The one ring?
00:59:37So, the donut is chocolate-plated in edible gold, and you can bring it to her during dessert.
00:59:48This is amazing, Charles.
00:59:50Are you sure you'll have time for this?
00:59:51I told you I'd fix it.
00:59:52I told you I'd fix it.
00:59:54You need a big romantic gesture to win your dream girl back.
01:00:00You're the best.
01:00:01I'm so glad you moved in.
01:00:03Though, is it weird to give her the ring that's the symbolization of evil?
01:00:09Don't stop.
01:00:12Okay.
01:00:13So, I just have to pick up a few remaining things at the store, and then we're all set for the party.
01:00:17No, no, no.
01:00:18Send me a list.
01:00:19I got it.
01:00:19Seriously?
01:00:22That would be a huge help.
01:00:24Um, let me get you some cash.
01:00:26Don't worry about it.
01:00:27Chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time.
01:00:30Plus, Evan and I have access to his card.
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:33Cool.
01:00:35Of course.
01:00:45Oh, my God.
01:00:46I'm so sorry.
01:00:47I didn't realize someone was in here.
01:00:48Hand me that towel.
01:00:49Here.
01:00:55I didn't see anything.
01:00:57Well, I did.
01:00:59But not for very long.
01:01:01Oh, I don't mind.
01:01:05In fact, I want you to see.
01:01:16I'm still mad at you, you know.
01:01:18What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:01:22We could hurt you.
01:01:23Maybe say you're sorry.
01:01:26What if I show you instead?
01:01:30Take a shower with me.
01:01:42I would give up all my money.
01:01:46I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:48I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:55A reminder, dinner is seven courses.
01:01:58Every second counts.
01:01:59Yes, chef!
01:02:00We are going to have to work together as one machine.
01:02:03Chef, I may have lost the uniforms.
01:02:10They are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms.
01:02:14Chase, Miguel, Austin, Darren, you'll arrange tables out back.
01:02:21Tristan and Vincent, you'll follow with decor.
01:02:24Remember that it's...
01:02:25Fish fork, dinner fork, salad fork, on the left.
01:02:28Excellent.
01:02:29Everett, you are in the kitchen with me for prep.
01:02:32Family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive.
01:02:34Ready?
01:02:37Yes, chef!
01:02:39Yes, chef.
01:02:42Let's do this.
01:02:47Take your shit.
01:02:49Okay?
01:02:50Nein, das Glas kommt oben rechts hin.
01:02:53Nein, da kommt das Weinglas hin.
01:02:56Das geht rechts.
01:02:59Halt die Klappe!
01:03:00Oh, immer wieder mit...
01:03:01Halt, die Klappe!
01:03:02Oh, you're giving me a headache with that shit.
01:03:04Please.
01:03:05Oh, speaking of loud, by the sounds of last night, you and Charlotte...
01:03:09You're good again?
01:03:10Oh, Jesus, Austin.
01:03:12That's basically your sister, dude.
01:03:14Yeah, no comment there either.
01:03:15I'm just saying, I'm all for it.
01:03:18You are a lot easier to be around these days.
01:03:21I wasn't that bad.
01:03:22You were.
01:03:24So, uh, is she your girlfriend yet?
01:03:26Right.
01:03:27Like I tell any of you idiots before talking to her.
01:03:29Come on.
01:03:30Come on, bro.
01:03:31Just admit you really like her.
01:03:35Fine.
01:03:36Yeah, I like her.
01:03:37Happy?
01:03:37Yeah.
01:03:38There we go.
01:03:40Whatever.
01:03:40Shut up.
01:03:41Come on.
01:03:41Let's keep this going.
01:03:42All right, boys.
01:03:47Uh, good.
01:03:48And then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown.
01:03:50Got it.
01:03:51Can we talk?
01:03:55You've been really short with me since the frat party.
01:03:58Yeah.
01:03:58I told you, I did a thing for you, and you blew me off and ran a chase, so what did you expect?
01:04:12Everett, I'm so sorry I made you feel that way.
01:04:14I just, if I'm being honest, I didn't think you were being serious.
01:04:23That's bullshit.
01:04:25You know, girls always say they want honesty, and then the second a guy finally gives it to
01:04:30them, they fuck off.
01:04:31Girls do want honest and nice guys.
01:04:33I like you, Everett, as a brother, as family.
01:04:39Family.
01:04:41Jesus, Charlotte.
01:04:43Go, Ev.
01:04:44Let's get changed.
01:04:47Wait, Ev.
01:04:50Are we okay?
01:04:53Sure.
01:04:59Enjoy.
01:05:01Hey, thanks for coming.
01:05:02Seriously.
01:05:03Thank you, sir.
01:05:05Have some more drinks.
01:05:08Thanks for coming.
01:05:10Jesus Christ.
01:05:11Before you pass your final judgment, you should take a look at everything.
01:05:15I don't really think you want to know the entirety of my judgment.
01:05:19This is something only a child would do.
01:05:21A child?
01:05:22We had a goal and we're exceeding it.
01:05:24I'm proud of what we're doing.
01:05:26You should be ashamed.
01:05:28Do you know what you're giving up?
01:05:29Not only your own future, but the future of our family.
01:05:33You know what?
01:05:34I knew you were never going to give it a shot.
01:05:36Never mind the incredible food or the donors.
01:05:38Oh, the donors.
01:05:39Oh, so you're paying for this with donor money?
01:05:41Yeah.
01:05:42Well, then why did I just get a notification for a $600 charge from a specialty grocery store?
01:05:49What?
01:05:50I didn't buy anything.
01:05:52Then you're very careless and you let someone else use it.
01:05:55I am tired of funding this frivolity.
01:05:58No.
01:05:59From this moment on, you're cut off.
01:06:00No.
01:06:01No, you can't do that, okay?
01:06:02I will pay you back.
01:06:04With what money?
01:06:06My own?
01:06:08No.
01:06:09I will give you one week to turn this over to someone else.
01:06:11I don't care who it is.
01:06:13And then you will accept Oxford's offer.
01:06:17If not, well, then good luck with your business ventures.
01:06:22Hey, have you seen Darren?
01:06:33You good?
01:06:34What's wrong?
01:06:35Have you guys been using my card recently?
01:06:37Uh, yeah.
01:06:37I used it yesterday to pick up some stuff that Charlotte needed for the party.
01:06:41I have the receipts.
01:06:42Fuck.
01:06:44Was I not supposed to?
01:06:45You said to use it for anything house-related.
01:06:49Okay, look, I didn't want to tell anyone this.
01:06:52But my dad wants me to leave the frat.
01:06:55He knows that money's the only control he has over me.
01:06:57And that card that you guys used is linked to my inheritance.
01:07:00You guys used it, he got notified.
01:07:02He found the perfect excuse to cut me off.
01:07:05Fucking hell.
01:07:08Why didn't you tell us?
01:07:09I was ashamed.
01:07:11All right?
01:07:12I thought I could handle it myself, but I just...
01:07:15We're your brothers, Chase.
01:07:17You should have come to us, and we could have...
01:07:19It's fine.
01:07:19I'll figure it out.
01:07:21Just...
01:07:21You have to tell the others.
01:07:23No.
01:07:24I said, it's fine.
01:07:25I will figure it out.
01:07:26Charlotte just cut herself.
01:07:27You need to help her ASAP.
01:07:32Hey, what's wrong?
01:07:33Are you hurt?
01:07:34I'm fine.
01:07:35I told Miguel not to come get you.
01:07:36These things happen, and it can't...
01:07:38Okay.
01:07:40You're such a drama queen.
01:07:42You need to be careful.
01:07:45What's wrong?
01:07:46You're hurt.
01:07:47It's not on it.
01:07:50I just...
01:07:50Look, I got into it with my dad earlier.
01:07:52All right?
01:07:52I really don't want to talk about it.
01:07:55There.
01:07:57Look.
01:07:59I'm here already.
01:08:03Oh, my God.
01:08:11I cannot be sanitary.
01:08:12Every time.
01:08:13Get out, man.
01:08:14I'd love to, but I can't find the cash box.
01:08:17What?
01:08:18What do you mean you can't find it?
01:08:19Miguel had it at the beginning of the night.
01:08:21He gave it to Tristan, and then he locked it up.
01:08:23Where did he lock it up at?
01:08:24There's a safe.
01:08:25In Chase's room.
01:08:27Think he was your dad?
01:08:29No.
01:08:29Chase, maybe now you should tell...
01:08:30Look, my dad either wants me to drop the frat, or he's cutting me off.
01:08:33But stealing our philanthropy earnings?
01:08:35No.
01:08:35No, that's not his style.
01:08:36Wait, you can't quit.
01:08:37The guys need you.
01:08:38I have no choice.
01:08:39If he cuts me off, I can't afford tuition.
01:08:40You're quitting on us?
01:08:41I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
01:08:42Just give me a minute.
01:08:43God.
01:08:43Okay.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:45One thing at a time.
01:08:47The cash box.
01:08:48Who has access?
01:08:49It's the three heads of council.
01:08:51So it's me, it's philanthropy, it's...
01:08:53It's treasurer.
01:08:57You think Everett stole it?
01:08:59I don't know.
01:09:00No.
01:09:00There has to be some explanation, okay?
01:09:02He loves his fraternity just as much as you.
01:09:04He wouldn't do this.
01:09:06We have to find him and just...
01:09:07No worries, DT.
01:09:09He's right here, sir.
01:09:13You must...
01:09:13He's going to scan.
01:09:14What are you doing?
01:09:15What?
01:09:15Shh!
01:09:16I got it, Father.
01:09:19We were looking for you.
01:09:23Ah, Chase.
01:09:24There you are.
01:09:25Dad, what are you still doing here?
01:09:27I thought you left.
01:09:28Charles isn't your new roommate, is he, son?
01:09:32Well, I mean, of course he is.
01:09:33What are you talking about?
01:09:34Well, it's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
01:09:40Uh, where is she?
01:09:45Huh.
01:09:46So, do you mind if I take a look around?
01:09:48Not at all.
01:09:50Classy outfit.
01:09:53You too, Dad.
01:09:53Nice tie.
01:09:54Boys.
01:09:57What's all this, huh?
01:10:00Uh, that's, uh, that, that's, that's mine.
01:10:03You use facial toner?
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:06Yeah, I do.
01:10:07Well, just because it's pink, that doesn't mean man can use it, huh?
01:10:09That is not what I was...
01:10:10Well, it sounds like it.
01:10:12You know, I also use retinol, too.
01:10:13Oh.
01:10:13Yeah.
01:10:14You know, maybe.
01:10:16Just maybe.
01:10:17If you use it in your schedule, you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself.
01:10:22I'm just saying, T.T.
01:10:26Oh.
01:10:28What have we here?
01:10:29What is this?
01:10:31Ha, ha.
01:10:32What are these products?
01:10:34Uh, we frequently have ladies over, and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of.
01:10:40And they're good for nosebleeds.
01:10:42Yeah, nosebleed, huh?
01:10:43All right.
01:10:46That's enough.
01:10:47I'd like you to show me their room, hmm?
01:10:58You're telling me a boy lives in this room?
01:11:01It's made up like a hotel.
01:11:03Charles is from a military background.
01:11:05They're very organized and precise.
01:11:09And this romance novel?
01:11:13Hmm?
01:11:14He's an avid reader.
01:11:15Oh.
01:11:21Oh.
01:11:22Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:25Where is she?
01:11:26That belongs to Charles, okay?
01:11:27He's a very, very generous lover.
01:11:31All right, you know, most women can't get off without external stimulation.
01:11:34Please.
01:11:34This...
01:11:35I know a woman lives here.
01:11:42In this room.
01:11:42I will be reporting this to the Pan-Hellenic Council, and Theta Rho will be shut down.
01:11:49Well done, Mr. President.
01:11:51So, of course, it's clear.
01:12:08Someone talked.
01:12:10I bet I know who.
01:12:11Look for anything.
01:12:14He's blocking my calls.
01:12:15Mine too.
01:12:19I still don't believe he'd do this.
01:12:21Come on, Charlotte.
01:12:21Open your eyes.
01:12:22He's been looking for a fight all semester, ever since you moved in.
01:12:25This is all my fault.
01:12:26No, it's not.
01:12:27I didn't mean it like that.
01:12:28You know it is.
01:12:29And it's not just that.
01:12:30Now the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
01:12:32This isn't on you.
01:12:33We all agreed to have you here.
01:12:35Uh, guys, I think you should see this.
01:12:37What is it?
01:12:39It's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account.
01:12:41What the fuck?
01:12:43The sender is the fraternity with my signature.
01:12:45He's trying to frame me.
01:12:50Somebody give me something.
01:12:52Anyone reach him?
01:12:53No.
01:12:53Where could he be?
01:12:55Doesn't his family live close?
01:12:56I can't believe he set me up like this.
01:12:59I would never steal from our charity.
01:13:00Okay, calm down.
01:13:01Nobody thinks this is your fault.
01:13:02Oh, yeah?
01:13:03Tell that to my father.
01:13:03And all the guests we had to send home.
01:13:05Oh, it's an unknown number.
01:13:06Maybe it's Everett.
01:13:09I have to quit.
01:13:11I mean, maybe if I do, he'll at least leave you guys alone.
01:13:13No, we'll figure this out, okay?
01:13:15Just don't quit on us.
01:13:16We got you.
01:13:20Was it Everett?
01:13:21No, it was RCA.
01:13:24Apparently, the advisor was here tonight.
01:13:27Not only that, they were so impressed with Boys in the Buff
01:13:29that they offered me an interview.
01:13:31Oh, shit.
01:13:31Oh, shit.
01:13:32They said to thank Mr. Tucker for making them see their mistake.
01:13:37Chase, you have something you want to tell me?
01:13:45Explain yourself.
01:13:46Look, we can't do this right now, okay?
01:13:47We could lose the house.
01:13:48I can get expelled.
01:13:49This isn't the time.
01:13:50I can't believe you.
01:13:51You deliberately went behind my back.
01:13:53I told you I wasn't interested in that life.
01:13:55Why not?
01:13:57I don't understand.
01:13:58I thought this would make you happy.
01:13:59I can't go into the program.
01:14:01What are you so afraid of?
01:14:02You didn't get in the first time.
01:14:03So what?
01:14:04Now you have a second chance.
01:14:05You love to cook.
01:14:06You're amazing at it.
01:14:09Cooking is what keeps me close to my mom.
01:14:11What if this ruins that?
01:14:17What if I realize that I'm a failure?
01:14:21That I'm nothing like her?
01:14:22Don't be ridiculous.
01:14:23Just do the damn interview, Charlotte.
01:14:25Oh, so my fears are ridiculous.
01:14:27Good.
01:14:28Good to know.
01:14:28I didn't realize you thought so highly of me.
01:14:30Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
01:14:32I need to find Everett.
01:14:33Fine.
01:14:33Go.
01:14:34We can talk about this later, okay?
01:14:36Go.
01:14:52Yo, Everett.
01:14:54What the hell, man?
01:14:56Do you know what you've done?
01:14:59Tried to warn you.
01:15:01I told you that I thought you've been careless in running this frat into the ground.
01:15:05So you set me up.
01:15:06Had to do something to get your attention, right?
01:15:09You never listen to anyone.
01:15:11What are you talking about?
01:15:12How many times have I come to you with an opportunity and you've never given it a real chance?
01:15:15How the hell was I supposed to know when you were serious?
01:15:17Everything is a game or a joke to you.
01:15:19You want to get something done?
01:15:21You should have made sure I heard you.
01:15:22Instead, you stabbed me in the back.
01:15:24I didn't want to do this, Chase.
01:15:27You didn't leave me a choice.
01:15:29Croakington needs a new president.
01:15:31Right.
01:15:32Let me guess.
01:15:33You're just the man for the job, huh?
01:15:34You care about this frat so much?
01:15:36Why did you tell my dad about Charlotte?
01:15:38Just because she didn't want to fuck you?
01:15:40You go ahead and betray your brothers?
01:15:41Stop.
01:15:42I didn't rat on Charlotte living in the house.
01:15:44I would never.
01:15:45Please, don't lie now.
01:15:46Of course you're the one who told.
01:15:48There you go again.
01:15:50Not listening.
01:15:52I just said I didn't do it.
01:15:53He's telling the truth.
01:15:56It wasn't Everett who told Dean Tucker about your little slut.
01:15:59It was you?
01:15:59I mean, it was actually Wolf's idea.
01:16:03He wanted to take over the house for an extension for Sig Kai and make a deal with the Dean,
01:16:07but I don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun.
01:16:10I thought you cared about Croakington.
01:16:12How could you do this?
01:16:14To all the guys?
01:16:15I didn't do anything.
01:16:17You did.
01:16:18You chose her.
01:16:19Over me?
01:16:20Over your brothers?
01:16:21So this is revenge?
01:16:22Because I broke it off?
01:16:24Not exactly the sweetheart you thought I was, huh?
01:16:25You should have known better than to fuck with me, Chase.
01:16:30I hope she's worth it.
01:16:45Can I beat him up now?
01:16:46He meant well.
01:16:59But he didn't listen to what I wanted.
01:17:01I hear you.
01:17:03I hear you.
01:17:05And he shouldn't have gone behind your back.
01:17:08But I kind of agree with him, Charles.
01:17:13You don't understand.
01:17:15I can't do it.
01:17:16Yes, you can.
01:17:18I've seen you cook.
01:17:19I've been fed by your cooking.
01:17:21You are incredibly talented.
01:17:23It's not that.
01:17:26What if I can't take the pressure?
01:17:29What if it makes me hate cooking?
01:17:32What if I lose the last connection that I have to my mom?
01:17:38What if...
01:17:40If I'm a disappointment?
01:17:41What if...
01:17:42If I'm a disappointment?
01:17:46Do you really believe that?
01:17:53Hey.
01:17:55You could never be a disappointment.
01:17:58You or me?
01:17:59And as for your mother,
01:18:04I bet she'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams.
01:18:08She'd never want you to live in fear.
01:18:11This is your life, Charlotte.
01:18:15You have to be the one to live it.
01:18:17And your mom will be there with you,
01:18:20however and whenever you need her to be.
01:18:31I just need a minute.
01:18:32I just need a minute.
01:19:00Yes?
01:19:00Yes?
01:19:00Yes?
01:19:02Team Tucker.
01:19:03I wanted to reintroduce myself.
01:19:06Ah.
01:19:07The chef, huh?
01:19:09Charlotte, was it?
01:19:11Yes.
01:19:12And I'm the one who's been living at Theater Row.
01:19:16I knew it.
01:19:17I know my son was lying.
01:19:20I'm glad you came in here to confess.
01:19:22If you work with me,
01:19:23I think there is a way to keep this off your record.
01:19:26No.
01:19:27I came to tell you that it's wrong
01:19:30how you're trying to go after the boys like this.
01:19:33Do you know that you two are in violation of campus policy?
01:19:37That's an old and dated rule to begin with,
01:19:38and you know it.
01:19:40They're wonderful.
01:19:41They're smart and courageous and resourceful.
01:19:44Your son, especially.
01:19:46Your son, especially.
01:19:47I beg to differ.
01:19:50My son is a failure
01:19:52who cannot even be trusted with his own future.
01:19:56You think you know him?
01:19:58You don't know anything.
01:20:00I know that if you force him to quit,
01:20:03you'll lose him.
01:20:04You can help guide his path,
01:20:07but you can't decide it for him.
01:20:09Young lady, I am his father.
01:20:11Then act like one.
01:20:13He needs you.
01:20:22I'm sorry.
01:20:23I was just doing what I thought was right.
01:20:29For the frat.
01:20:30You should have talked with all of us then, Ev.
01:20:32If you were that unhappy,
01:20:34then we would have all had your back.
01:20:36I know.
01:20:37I fucked up.
01:20:40I got so mad,
01:20:41and I...
01:20:43I was jealous.
01:20:48No, it's not his fault.
01:20:51It's mine.
01:20:55Ev. It's right.
01:20:57I failed you as a leader.
01:21:00I don't listen.
01:21:02I made decisions without consulting.
01:21:05I let my personal life affect my role as president.
01:21:09All of which to say,
01:21:10I'm stepping down.
01:21:13It's the only way I can get my dad
01:21:15to drop everything about Charlotte
01:21:16and to leave this house alone.
01:21:19Not the only way.
01:21:23Your charter is safe.
01:21:25You're not going to lose the house.
01:21:26But my dad, he...
01:21:31I talked to him.
01:21:33I explained who I am
01:21:35and how important this place is.
01:21:38How important you are.
01:21:42He's agreed to let Theda Rho stand on one condition.
01:21:46I have to move out.
01:21:51What the fuck?
01:21:52Nein!
01:21:53You cannot leave!
01:21:54I have to.
01:21:56He's not going to write the report,
01:21:58but he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules.
01:22:01I'm not going to be the reason you guys lose the house.
01:22:03But you have nowhere to go.
01:22:09I'm not staying.
01:22:11I decided to take RCA's offer.
01:22:15Oh!
01:22:16Okay!
01:22:17Yes!
01:22:18Okay, Charles.
01:22:19Congrats.
01:22:21Congrats, Charles.
01:22:23You deserve it.
01:22:25I wish you the best of luck.
01:22:29That goes for all you guys do.
01:22:30Oh, Everett.
01:22:38You're not going anywhere, man.
01:22:40You belong here.
01:22:41No.
01:22:42I stole from my best friend
01:22:43and I put safety of the frat in danger.
01:22:50I don't deserve to be here.
01:22:54I said we put it to a vote.
01:22:57All in favor of Everett's thing,
01:22:59Aye.
01:23:01Aye.
01:23:02Aye.
01:23:03Aye.
01:23:03Aye.
01:23:05Thanks.
01:23:07That means the world to me.
01:23:11We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:19Bring it in!
01:23:20Bring it in!
01:23:20Bring it in!
01:23:29We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:41We'll talk.
01:23:44You're crying.
01:23:45Uh, privately, I mean.
01:23:47Yeah.
01:23:49I hate it.
01:23:52I hate it.
01:23:53I hate it.
01:23:54I hate it.
01:23:55I hate it.
01:23:55I hate it.
01:23:56I hate it.
01:23:56I hate it.
01:23:57I hate it.
01:23:57I hate it.
01:23:57I need to apologize. I said some things that I never should have said.
01:24:18It's okay. You were mean, but you weren't wrong.
01:24:23You guys were about to lose everything, and I shouldn't have been trying to make it about me.
01:24:28But what I said wasn't okay.
01:24:30No, it wasn't.
01:24:32Which is why, if we're going to continue to date, we have to set some ground rules.
01:24:40You still want to date me?
01:24:42Yes. Under the condition that you'd never go behind my back like that again.
01:24:51Talk to me.
01:24:53Don't try and control me.
01:24:58I promise, Charlotte, I'll never do anything like that again.
01:25:05Rule two. You are required to make me dinner once a month.
01:25:10Mm-hmm. I'll even take boxed mac and cheese.
01:25:15Done.
01:25:17What else?
01:25:20Kiss me.
01:25:23I'm going to fall.
01:25:41We're not.
01:25:41Darin, what are you doing?
01:25:44Come on. Don't you trust me?
01:25:46Mm-hmm.
01:25:46Okay.
01:25:47Ready?
01:25:49Yeah.
01:25:51Oh.
01:25:54What is all this?
01:25:56Is that schnitzel?
01:25:59What?
01:25:59Yes, that's right.
01:26:00What's going on, guys?
01:26:08We've got a very important proposition for you, Charles.
01:26:13You, Charlotte, have stolen the hearts of every guy here, some more than others, but we all
01:26:23voted and we want to make you Crokington's sweetheart.
01:26:26What?
01:26:28Guys, I don't even go here anymore.
01:26:30It's our house, our rules.
01:26:33Does this mean I get to know what Crokington means?
01:26:36Don't push it.
01:26:36Let's go fast.
01:26:38I've got my own proposition.
01:26:47Would you, Charlotte Withers, be my girlfriend?
01:26:52Is that a yes?
01:27:08What do you think?
01:27:13I, I, I!
01:27:15Oh, my God!
01:27:16That's right!
01:27:17Yeah, for you.
01:27:18Get a chase!
01:27:19Cool it.
01:27:22Cause I'ma let you out, I'ma let you in.
01:27:26So cover me.