Charlotte And The Seven Frat Brothers - Full Movie
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00:00:00Can I help you something? I'm your new roommate roommate, but you're a girl woman if you haven't noticed this is a frat
00:00:06It's against panhellenic rules for a girl to sleep over let alone live here
00:00:09I have nowhere to go look she has nowhere else to go after this she could stay on one condition
00:00:13No one touches her. I'm wolf you uh you around here. Whoa get the fuck away from me chase. What the hell?
00:00:21So much for no drama Charlotte if she's fair game. I deserve a shot. I like she's not fair game average obviously
00:00:28I like you a lot. It's killing me. How much I like you how much I want you you want me more than anything
00:00:34Chase broke the rule the key made he needs to be held accountable
00:00:38Chase care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids even don't it's her or me
00:00:44Thank you, Charlotte me a
00:00:46Reminder every second counts
00:00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl Charlotte withers someone talked
00:00:55But I know who the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me. I failed you as a leader
00:00:59I'm stepping down they're quitting on us
00:01:25Oh
00:01:42Good morning gorgeous. Can I help you something Charlotte withers? I'm your new roommate
00:01:49Roommate
00:01:51But you're a girl
00:01:53Woman
00:01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe
00:01:56They called said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles Charles is short for Charlotte
00:02:01misunderstanding see the paperwork to renew my housing got misplaced and
00:02:05This thing is really heavy. You mind if we just have this discussion inside. I don't think great
00:02:17Dibs
00:02:23Oh
00:02:37Hit marker really
00:02:43Yo, what the fuck I'm in the middle of a very serious ass-kicking. Oh man, stop it
00:02:48You not whooping shit now watch me cook. Look I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you
00:02:53There's no chance the press lets you stay. Mmm. We'll see about that
00:02:57In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:03Okay, this is Miguel and Austin yes Miguel the certified ass-tuffer
00:03:13You were saying shut up man
00:03:16Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany. They're still working on their English though. So don't take their silence personally
00:03:23I'm Darren and this every
00:03:25Welcome to croaking tin, sweetheart. I thought this was theta Rho croaking tins a nickname for brothers only
00:03:32Guys, this is Charles
00:03:35Guess she's I'm your new roommate. Excuse me
00:03:41Hey prez
00:03:44Housing fucked up. This is Charles our new sublet
00:03:48Uh
00:03:49Charlotte it's nice to meet you. I guess you haven't noticed. This is a frat
00:03:53It's against pan-hellenic policy for girls to sleep over let alone live here. Wait, that's a real thing
00:03:58I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex
00:04:03You need to leave I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered
00:04:08Jesus not the waterworks. I'm sorry. I just I have nowhere to go
00:04:13My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this come here
00:04:18Come on, Chase. She can stay one night
00:04:22She can shack up with me. What do you say Charles?
00:04:28Fine stop crying one nights you're out tomorrow understand. Thank you
00:04:38I
00:04:45Where's the kitchen
00:04:59No, it's so disgusting seriously
00:05:08You don't have a knife set, how do you cook ever hear of a dining hall
00:05:13What about after college? I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you won't I?
00:05:22That doesn't go there
00:05:24You think it's better just loose on the counter. I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house
00:05:29You have no idea where things belong. Yeah, look at you two
00:05:34bickering like an old married couple
00:05:38I
00:05:46I'm gonna yeah, why don't you leave well enough alone? Huh? We don't need a maid
00:05:53Holy
00:06:06Shit
00:06:15What is this?
00:06:17it's my way of
00:06:19expressing my appreciation. I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here
00:06:24and I'm grateful. It's been a really really tough year so thank you and dig
00:06:31in.
00:06:39It's panko-crusted chevre croquettes with quince and prosciutto di parma
00:06:44overshaved fennel arugula salad. Cheese balls with meat and this crazy green
00:06:51thing called salad. Yeah I'm good. You won't even try it? You think I'll do
00:06:58anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around
00:07:01in that cute little apron? I wasn't trying to... Your presence here threatens
00:07:05the existence of our Charter and I'll put my brother's well-being over a
00:07:08pretty face any day. So check out's noon tomorrow. Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:26A closed door means occupied! Chill out Charles I'm not looking I'm a gentleman.
00:07:31I am just grabbing my stash. Oh yeah please make yourself comfortable. I will
00:07:40thank you. You know if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game
00:07:45contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute I will actually lose my
00:07:48fucking mind. Okay you have to go. I was being sarcastic. Bye now. Wait Charles
00:07:53there's something I really wanted to tell you. Purple might be my new favorite
00:07:58color. Such a gentleman. Have a good night. Bye.
00:08:13Fuck me. Oh shit. Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven. Get this guy out of his boat.
00:08:23Always start your day with a real breakfast not refined sugar. I'm looking
00:08:28at you Vincent. Simon rolls are cooling in the oven. Enjoy.
00:08:39Let's go!
00:08:41Gotta get the OJ.
00:08:49Oh my god. I've never had pancakes that taste like this. Bro this orange juice is
00:08:56freshly fucking squeezed and she took out the pulp. Damn. Let my mom do that for me.
00:09:02Oh just like Widow McGill. I ain't seen that in a decade.
00:09:06Okay are we done? We still haven't settled on our philanthropy. Look I still think that we could do the-
00:09:12Nope we're not gonna do an open mic night. You practicing your type 5 doesn't
00:09:16count as charity. Beg to differ. Any other suggestions? I got it. Remember that tape
00:09:24I sent you about those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked? Yeah
00:09:27about that. Is there something that you need to share with the group? Fuck off.
00:09:32No I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner and serve it boys and buff
00:09:36style. I've looked into a dinner service before. It's too expensive. We can't
00:09:41afford to hire a chef. We already have one in the house. Have you lost your mind?
00:09:49Have you tried her food? He's right Prez. You ain't never had bacon like this.
00:09:54What makes you think she would help us? Huh? She would if we let her stay.
00:10:00No. No. No way. We don't need her. Chase come on man. We've under-raised for
00:10:06philanthropy every year. We're getting fine. I'd rather get fine than lose the
00:10:10frat. It's against the rules. You guys want us to get our charter taken away? Am
00:10:14I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington? Why are you the
00:10:18only one that has a problem with this? Admin's the one that put Charles here in
00:10:21the first place. Right? Plus your dad's the Dean. He'll bail us out. You want to
00:10:26bet? Then we keep it a secret. It's a win-win. We raise a shit-ton of money
00:10:30for charity and Charlotte gets to stay. Look she has nowhere else to go after
00:10:34this. It's not our problem. I said no. Fucking dictatorship again. What was that?
00:10:39It's a good idea Chase. Come on you know what it is.
00:10:48Oh my fucking god.
00:10:50Fine. She can stay. On one condition. No one touches her. I don't want us fighting
00:10:59over a girl. If I find out that anyone, it's more than just the roommate, her and
00:11:04that brother, are out. Got it? Got it. Scouts on her. I'm gonna tell you the
00:11:10good news. No. You stay. I'll go.
00:11:15You tried. You tried.
00:11:17As long as he doesn't find out...
00:11:28Change of plans. You can stay. Wait seriously? But I just... Rule number one, you
00:11:36don't tell anyone that you live here. Rule number two, you cook. Excuse me? For
00:11:41our philanthropy events. Every year all the frats and sororities raise money to
00:11:45help kids get more access to school lunches. We want to do a dinner service
00:11:48but we need a chef. Deal? Deal.
00:12:01Come on I don't bite. But I do. Don't get it twisted Charlotte. I'm not doing this
00:12:10for you. I'm doing this for the frat. Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:16Your breakfast cakes were so delicious. How I can make? Family secret. Damn girl.
00:12:46I don't know if you're a milker worker or something but that is the most he said
00:12:49all semester. It's a conversation here. It's not so stimulating. All right don't
00:12:56do that. Come on. What? Smile? I'm thankful is all. You have to forgive Chase. All he
00:13:03responds to is brooding.
00:13:06So I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen but rats live better than
00:13:18you boys. So as far as the house goes it'll be a team effort. Okay what do you
00:13:26want us to do? We're making lists.
00:13:43This has got to go. Seriously? It's motivational.
00:13:50Honestly it's kind of like Call of Duty. Let's go like a one-man army out here.
00:13:58Okay never mix bleach in anything ammonia based. You'll make a chloramine
00:14:04gas. Seriously? Sick. Not mattress on the floor. Yeah no head forward. Just keep
00:14:17breaking them. Do you need a demonstration? I need your credit card.
00:14:21How about I take you to dinner instead? Oh Chase I found some surprisingly
00:14:29decent curtains in storage. I can put them up for you if you like. Here's
00:14:33another rule for you. You know what's good for you? You stay out of my room.
00:14:37Hmm trust me that's the last place I want to be. I'm sure.
00:14:47you
00:14:56Come in. Sorry I'm late. I expected as much. You've always kept your mother and I
00:15:07waiting. You were two weeks past your due date. Okay I apologized. What do you want?
00:15:12I want you to get serious about your future son. Have you given any more
00:15:17thought to Oxford? I told you I'm not interested. You know how many strings I
00:15:22pulled to get you that offer? I don't want to be an academic dad. I'm sorry to
00:15:25disappoint you yet again but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD
00:15:30program. Oh so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying? I should
00:15:36never have let you join that fraternity. I want you out. I am NOT a child. You
00:15:42can't tell me what to do anymore. Maybe not but I refuse to let you throw away
00:15:46your inheritance on such nonsense. You don't think I know how much money you're
00:15:51pulling out of your bank account and putting into this distraction? If I see
00:15:56so much as a charge for a six-pack I will shut your accounts down. And in the
00:16:02meantime I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school. Dismissed.
00:16:32Okay house meeting right now that means you out. You're not a member of this
00:16:41house. She's out. Excuse me.
00:16:52The fuck was that? Ein Tyrann als President, was? Shut the fuck up Sauerkraut.
00:16:57Listen to me boys we got to get serious about what we bring to campus. Everybody
00:17:00needs to step up. We got to do 25% for philanthropy plus bills and house dues. I
00:17:06can't keep covering this shit okay? My dad is out for blood. He'll do anything
00:17:10to...
00:17:18Chase, if you need help with the bills just tell us. We're brothers. You don't have to do
00:17:25this alone. And it's not Charlotte's fault. This place was fucked before she
00:17:29even stepped foot in here. You need to go apologize.
00:18:00What now? Come to yell at me some more? I wanted to say I'm sorry. I had a shit
00:18:07day and I took it out on you. It wasn't fair. Apology accepted. You know when I'm
00:18:16having a bad day I cook. You cook every day. I've had a lot of bad dates. Come
00:18:28here.
00:18:34What do I do with this? Take out that frustration. No, not like that. What? Like
00:18:47you mean it. Like this. Faster. Like that? Yeah, that's perfect. Okay, okay, stop. Now try it.
00:19:10I think I'll pass on the salmonella. Thanks. Mr. President, afraid of a little
00:19:17batter? Okay. Hey, babe. Well, hello there. You're the girl who's renting the room
00:19:29here, right? Yes, I'm Raven. Kappa Kappa President and Crow
00:19:33Kingdom sweetheart. So, what's your name? Charlotte. I'm almost done with this. You
00:19:41can have some when it's done if you want. Is that dark chocolate? The guys hate
00:19:47dark chocolate. They seem to like it fine. I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt
00:19:52your feelings. Why don't we go upstairs? I have council business to discuss.
00:20:11Morning. I'm about to start breakfast. Who here wants eggs? I made breakfast
00:20:27already. Gotta keep my boys happy. Oh my god, but I totally forgot about you. No
00:20:32leftovers. Maybe. Oh, um, that's fine. I can make something. Would you mind cleaning
00:20:38up too? I've got my hands full. You're the best.
00:20:52You're going down part two.
00:21:08Spying on me? I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove
00:21:15trustworthy. I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement. She's
00:21:19not my girlfriend. We fuck sometimes, that's all. Is that a blush? So innocent.
00:21:27You're not a virgin, are you? That's none of your business. Thank you very much.
00:21:38What? I can feel you staring. What do you want? Why don't you have a place to live
00:21:52anymore? It's complicated. I'm all ears. I was living with my best friend, but she
00:22:06got into this top culinary program called RCA. We were supposed to go together, but
00:22:14I got waitlisted. I never applied for housing, and here I am. Go on. Tell me how stupid I
00:22:27am. How only an idiot wouldn't have a backup plan. How unfair it is that you have to suffer
00:22:34because of my bad decisions. I wouldn't call it suffering. No? I mean, yes. Your endless
00:22:45optimism is very annoying. And if anyone from the school found out you were living here,
00:22:50we'd all be on our asses. But the boys are happy, and the house has never been cleaner.
00:22:59Does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you? Not a chance,
00:23:07sunshine. Why? It's gross. No, it's not. You're ridiculous. Attention! Attention, everyone. I
00:23:27officially call for Charles Withers on the behalf of Crokington Game Life. Oh,
00:23:33schon wieder spiel. Men do not need games to drink. Only boys do. Ah, nein. It's my turn to
00:23:42pick. Ah, ah, ah. Charles. She's our guest of honor. She gets to pick. Fuck it. Pick a game?
00:23:52I like Monopoly. No, Charlotte. Not that kind of game. This is very serious work, Charles.
00:24:01Passed down by our Greek forefathers for generations. Gentlemen. Lady. Thank you. This
00:24:10is King's Cup. What? What the fuck, bro? You always pull the jacket. You make these shittiest
00:24:26rules. What can I say? The King's Cup gods, they favor me. A new rule. Sudden death pong.
00:24:35Whoever sinks it is to kiss Charles. As rule maker, I will go first. Okay, relax, big guy.
00:24:41She's not a piece of meat. Nobody touches her. Excuse me. You are not the boss of me.
00:24:46I defend my own honor. Thank you. How about this? If I sink it, I don't have to kiss any of you.
00:24:57You know what? Fair is fair. Rack him, princess.
00:25:11That's a damn shame. You ready to fall in love, gorgeous?
00:25:26Oh,
00:25:36Chase, you're up. Pass. What are you, chicken?
00:25:43Come on.
00:26:02What are you, chicken? Am I interrupting? Not at all.
00:26:13My turn. Four. Fours. Drink up, Charlotte.
00:26:44Darren, I wanted to... Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm just... Okay. All right. Okay. I'm sorry.
00:27:05Did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:08Darren, I never would have... I didn't know you had someone over.
00:27:14Yeah. Yeah. That's Val. She's in my Cal class. I've been kind of flirting for a couple of months now.
00:27:21I finally got the courage to ask her out. And yeah.
00:27:26She seems really sweet. She is. She is. But now she thinks maybe you were
00:27:32What? No. She has to understand that I... I can't tell her you're living here.
00:27:38It's fine. What are you working on? It's for Boys in the Buff. I'm playing with the menu.
00:27:45Wait. Let's go back. How can I fix this? I know you didn't mean it. It's fine.
00:27:54Hi. Hi.
00:27:58So, you want to talk about the other night? Or...
00:28:02What's there to talk about?
00:28:06I don't know. I just... I don't know.
00:28:08I don't know.
00:28:10I don't know.
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:14I don't know.
00:28:17Hey.
00:28:19So, you want to talk about the other night? Or...
00:28:23What's there to talk about?
00:28:25Maybe how we almost kissed and you've been avoiding me ever since?
00:28:30I haven't been avoiding you. I've been busy.
00:28:33Right. Making the world's saddest sandwiches.
00:28:35What's wrong with ham and cheese?
00:28:37What'd you learn to cook anyway?
00:28:39My mom.
00:28:41She was one of the best chefs in the country, actually.
00:28:43So, she taught you?
00:28:45Um, not exactly.
00:28:47She died when I was young.
00:28:49But I watched every video she was ever in.
00:28:51And she had this...
00:28:53And she had this...
00:28:55And she had this...
00:28:57And she had this...
00:28:59And she had this...
00:29:01And she had this...
00:29:03And she had this...
00:29:05And she had this notebook full of recipes and notes.
00:29:11Sorry, Charlotte. Jesus.
00:29:15How are you...
00:29:17You're always so...
00:29:19...happy.
00:29:21Better to be happy than miserable.
00:29:23Right?
00:29:27What about you?
00:29:29Is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scowl?
00:29:33It's, you know, family stuff.
00:29:37Not like you, though.
00:29:39Shit, that came out wrong. I'm sorry.
00:29:42Your dad's Dean Tucker, right?
00:29:45That can't be easy.
00:29:47Yeah, he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless.
00:29:50All careers are important.
00:29:52Not to him. He hates that I'm in a frat.
00:29:55Leading a frat.
00:29:57How about your mom?
00:29:59She left us a long time ago, but whatever.
00:30:02I mean, if you love to cook so much, why not just follow in your mom's footsteps?
00:30:07I tried.
00:30:09She was in that RCA program I told you about.
00:30:12But I obviously didn't get in, so...
00:30:15So you're giving up?
00:30:18I'm not good enough, okay?
00:30:23Let's just leave it at that.
00:30:33Okay, so I made you these soccer points.
00:30:35These are the projections for the boys and the boys.
00:30:37I've handled the pitch before.
00:30:38Yeah, but this is Whole Foods. This could level up our whole event.
00:30:40I know that!
00:30:41I got it.
00:30:47Yes, Chase is very much interested.
00:30:50Well, yes, I know this is a massive opportunity, not only for him,
00:30:54but for our school as a whole.
00:30:57I could not agree more.
00:30:59Well, I have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him.
00:31:03Believe me, Chase is not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
00:31:07I'm very glad to hear that.
00:31:08Yes, yes, we'll speak soon.
00:31:17Cassandra?
00:31:18Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:31:19Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements.
00:31:22Will do.
00:31:24So, I want to start off with squash blossoms, candied bacon,
00:31:28maybe oysters for cocktail hour.
00:31:30Moving on, cucumber soup is very in, and a classic French onion.
00:31:35For mains, we do monkfish, roasted quail, or duck.
00:31:41What about vegetables?
00:31:44I'm so proud of you for asking.
00:31:47I'm still toying with ideas.
00:31:50Hey, how'd it go?
00:31:52Not good.
00:31:53He took the meeting because of my last name, but he was on his phone the entire time.
00:31:56We'll have to find another sponsor.
00:31:58Fucking hell.
00:31:59Hey, I did what I could to help.
00:32:02What are you doing? Playing chef?
00:32:04I'm not playing anything.
00:32:06I'm trying to salvage our philanthropy.
00:32:09You'd think our president would be trying to do the same.
00:32:12You got something to say?
00:32:13Obviously.
00:32:14So say it.
00:32:17Okay, come on.
00:32:19Forget the meeting.
00:32:20You'll get him next time.
00:32:23Let's go out.
00:32:24I think we could all blow off some steam.
00:32:28What do you think?
00:32:31Alright.
00:32:32Good idea.
00:32:45What are you drinking?
00:32:47Uh, daiquiri sounds good.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:51Can we get eight beers and eight shots of tequila?
00:32:53You got it.
00:32:54You are such a stereotype.
00:32:56You can get stuff that tastes good.
00:32:59Yeah, I'm not here because I want it to taste good.
00:33:01I'm here to get drunk.
00:33:02You are just a fun sucker.
00:33:05Did you just call me a fun sucker?
00:33:06I did.
00:33:07You don't know fun.
00:33:08And you do, huh?
00:33:10Tell me, sunshine.
00:33:11What do you do for fun?
00:33:12What do you do for fun?
00:33:15There's that blush again.
00:33:17What kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:21Hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:28Alright.
00:33:29Alright.
00:33:30Alright.
00:33:31Come on, next up.
00:33:32It's my turn.
00:33:33Let's go, sweet cheeks.
00:33:34This should be good.
00:33:35I'm terrified.
00:33:36Can't wait for this.
00:33:37Okay.
00:33:38Any day now.
00:33:39Stop.
00:33:43Alright.
00:33:44Beginner's luck.
00:33:47Okay.
00:33:50Boo.
00:33:51Show off.
00:33:52Fuck you guys.
00:33:53Next round, on me.
00:33:56To Charles.
00:33:57To Charles.
00:34:01Hello.
00:34:02Could I have eight shots of tequila, please?
00:34:05And put it on withers.
00:34:13What do I want?
00:34:14How's it going?
00:34:17Good.
00:34:19I'm off.
00:34:21You, uh, you around here?
00:34:23No.
00:34:24Just not really a bar girl.
00:34:26Not really a bar girl?
00:34:28What kind of girl are you?
00:34:30Uh, in this moment?
00:34:31Yes.
00:34:32A very tipsy one.
00:34:33Very tipsy one.
00:34:34Wow.
00:34:35Wow.
00:34:37Let me help you with those then, okay?
00:34:39Are you sure?
00:34:40I insist.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Thank you very much.
00:34:46You're very welcome.
00:34:47Alrighty, let's go.
00:34:50Where did you even come from, seriously?
00:34:52What fucking planet are you from?
00:34:54Guys, this is Wolf.
00:34:55Wolf!
00:34:56Get the fuck away from her.
00:34:57Chase, what the hell?
00:34:58What is your problem?
00:34:59Yeah, chill out, man.
00:35:01Run away, little dog.
00:35:04Nice accent.
00:35:05Why don't you go fuck off back to the fatherland?
00:35:07Okay, which strings did he touch, huh?
00:35:09Okay, I don't know.
00:35:10What is going on?
00:35:11Don't you dare come near her again.
00:35:12What, are you her keeper?
00:35:13Chase, what is your problem?
00:35:14Stay out of this, Charlotte.
00:35:15No!
00:35:16You are not the boss of me.
00:35:17Or anyone here, for that matter.
00:35:21No.
00:35:22Charlotte.
00:35:24Is, uh, Raven here?
00:35:26Or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore?
00:35:29Leave her alone, too.
00:35:30The men of SIGCHI will gladly take her off your hands if you'll trade her out.
00:35:35Talk to either of them again, I swear to God you'll regret it.
00:35:38We'll see.
00:35:41Oh, come on, baby.
00:35:42Come on, baby, you know what I want.
00:35:49Darren, please tell me you brought the Advil.
00:35:51Uh, it's Chase.
00:35:52I just wanted to check up on you, but if you want Darren, I could go get him.
00:35:57Uh, no.
00:36:03I think I'm officially a one glass of wine at dinner kind of girl.
00:36:06Not shots.
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:09Um, I'm sorry I yelled at you before.
00:36:13Yeah, what was that?
00:36:15Wolf and the SIGCHI guys have a reputation of spiking drinks.
00:36:18Oh my God, seriously?
00:36:20Yeah, they're not good guys.
00:36:22The school just lets them get away with it?
00:36:24They have some of the biggest donors on campus.
00:36:26I mean, the Ballard Business School is literally named after Wolf's family.
00:36:30Oh, that is so messed up.
00:36:33Oh my God.
00:36:34Hey, hey, you're okay.
00:36:40Mm.
00:36:48Alright.
00:36:50You got to look at me.
00:36:51It's just a little puke. Heaven sent the best of us.
00:36:54It's so embarrassing.
00:36:55Don't be embarrassed.
00:36:57Here.
00:36:59You take care of everyone else here, so.
00:37:01Time that someone returns the favor.
00:37:11For everything.
00:37:15It's no big deal.
00:37:18Yes, it is.
00:37:22I have to go.
00:37:40Boys, food's ready!
00:37:42Yeah, food baby!
00:37:44Okay, quiet. Breakfast. Yes.
00:37:48Quiet.
00:37:49Hungover, are we?
00:37:50A little. Mm-hmm.
00:37:52You'll get used to it.
00:37:54So, I met the owner of the bar last night.
00:37:57We totally hit it off.
00:37:58Whoa, seriously? You were hammered. He was hitting on you?
00:38:00No, not like that. Okay.
00:38:03He wants to sponsor you guys.
00:38:05He's donating $5,000.
00:38:08Yo!
00:38:13Is that okay?
00:38:14I was just trying to help, but if you don't think it's a good idea...
00:38:17No, it is. I just kind of stole my thunder.
00:38:21I got us a sponsor who's going to donate $10,000.
00:38:24What?
00:38:26That's incredible!
00:38:28Oh my God, I knew you could do it.
00:38:31Yeah!
00:38:37Chase, wait up.
00:38:38Yo.
00:38:39I want to talk to you about the deal you made.
00:38:41Oh, it's great, right? I'll send you all the info tonight.
00:38:43No. I'm the treasurer.
00:38:46Why would you sign anything without talking to me first?
00:38:48And I'm president.
00:38:49Look, we needed a sponsor, I found one.
00:38:51What's the big deal?
00:38:52You'll still be the point for future contracts.
00:38:54So, president means you get to do whatever you want to without consulting anybody?
00:38:58You get to make your own rules, but you don't have to follow any of them?
00:39:01What are you talking about?
00:39:02Don't play dumb.
00:39:03Charlotte.
00:39:04You said she was off limits, right?
00:39:06That's your rule?
00:39:07Now you're flirting with her?
00:39:09I mean, you're practically fucking drooling over her.
00:39:11If she's fair game, I deserve a shot. I like her.
00:39:14She's not fair game, Everett.
00:39:15She's not game at all.
00:39:17Why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus, yeah?
00:39:20Big guy?
00:39:29It's open.
00:39:33Is it safe?
00:39:35Yes, you dork. Come in.
00:39:42So, how are things going with Val?
00:39:47Uh, yeah, they're not.
00:39:50Um, I haven't asked her out again.
00:39:52I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
00:39:55I promise you are not the kind of guy that makes a girl uncomfortable.
00:40:01You really like her, don't you?
00:40:05She's so smart and really ambitious.
00:40:11You know, and she's so creative.
00:40:13She made this Galadriel costume for Comic-Con, and she's amazing.
00:40:20Oh my God, D.
00:40:22If you really like her this much, you can't just let her go.
00:40:26You have to ask her out again.
00:40:31I have an idea.
00:40:35You're inviting her to Boys in the Buff.
00:40:38Let me help.
00:40:48Ever been to a frat party? We don't eat frittatas.
00:40:51Maybe you do.
00:40:52Maybe less people would throw up in your lawn if they had something in their stomach besides alcohol.
00:40:57Besides, this will be good for Boys in the Buff.
00:41:00Yeah, I don't really think stale beer pairs well with a salmon biscuit.
00:41:04Well then, splurge on better beer.
00:41:08You just laughed at my actual joke.
00:41:10Okay, not because it was funny. It's just very you.
00:41:14You might not want to admit it, Chase Tucker, but you like me.
00:41:18Okay, liking and not hating, two very different things.
00:41:25God.
00:41:30Chase, what are you...
00:41:34What the hell is going on here?
00:41:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:41:43Raven, don't.
00:41:44The girl you said was ruining the frat?
00:41:46You have no idea what you're talking about. This is none of your business.
00:41:49I don't think so.
00:41:50This became house business the second you told everyone that she's off limits.
00:41:54You said that?
00:41:55I just didn't want you to come in between the brothers. I didn't want there to be any fighting.
00:41:59Not that she's anything worth fighting over.
00:42:04I'm not your property that you can make decisions for.
00:42:10What is your problem?
00:42:12I don't like to share.
00:42:17Hi.
00:42:31Bites like these and many others will be served next weekend at Boys in the Buff dinner.
00:42:35Buy your tickets at the front.
00:42:38Naked guys, crab cakes, what more could you ask for?
00:42:47Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
00:42:49Yeah, sure.
00:42:57So, how are you feeling?
00:43:02I don't know. I guess, weirdly violated.
00:43:08Look, I don't want to defend the guy, but it makes sense.
00:43:13I mean, this is a frat house.
00:43:16I mean, we're all a bunch of dogs and you...
00:43:20You are the most beautiful girl any of us have ever seen in our lives.
00:43:27Come on, Everett. I'm serious.
00:43:30So am I.
00:43:33I mean, if Chase hadn't been so adamant, I would have told you sooner.
00:43:40I just...
00:43:42What? You... No, we're friends.
00:43:45Yeah, of course we are, but obviously I like you. A lot.
00:43:55Yo, we need more punch.
00:43:57Oh, shit. I have to go refill the punch. Let's talk later.
00:44:02Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:44:10I just want to be real with you tonight. Can I have you alone now?
00:44:15There you are. Look, I need to talk to you, alright? I want to explain.
00:44:18Explain how you weirdly tried to control who I see?
00:44:21Go ahead. Explain to me how it's any of your business who I hook up with.
00:44:25That's my decision, Chase.
00:44:27So you want to, then? You want to hook up with someone in the house?
00:44:30That's not the point.
00:44:33I know you don't like me. That you think I'm a danger to your precious brotherhood.
00:44:38I just don't understand why.
00:44:41What did I do to you?
00:44:43What did you do to me? You drove me fucking crazy.
00:44:46Well, right back at you.
00:44:48Look, hey, come on. I do like you, okay?
00:44:52It's killing me how much I like you. How much I want you.
00:44:58You want me?
00:45:00More than anything.
00:45:09Fuck.
00:45:28What about the rules?
00:45:30Fuck the rules.
00:45:38Wait, where are we going?
00:45:39My room.
00:45:40I thought I wasn't supposed to go to your room if I knew it was good for me.
00:45:43What did I tell you about the rules?
00:45:52Are you fucking kidding me?
00:45:56I knew it. Damn it. Now I owe Austin 20 bucks.
00:45:59What? You guys bet on us?
00:46:01He got the vibes between you two. I just didn't think he had the balls to do anything.
00:46:04It isn't funny. They broke the rules. They gotta go.
00:46:07What? I have to leave?
00:46:08No, no. You're not going anywhere.
00:46:09So what? Your own rules don't apply to you?
00:46:12Fucking hypocrite.
00:46:14All right, ease up. It's not like we actually want Charlotte or Chase to go.
00:46:17I'm sorry. It just happened.
00:46:19Get off me.
00:46:21House meeting. First thing tomorrow.
00:46:24So, as you guys know, last night Chase and I...
00:46:29Won me 20 dollars. Thank you, Prez.
00:46:33Kissed.
00:46:34Right. So are you guys together now?
00:46:36All right, come on. Can we not do this?
00:46:37What do you intend with Charlotte?
00:46:39I don't know.
00:46:40You should know.
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:42I don't know.
00:46:43I don't know.
00:46:44I don't know.
00:46:45I don't know.
00:46:46I don't know.
00:46:47I don't know.
00:46:48I don't know.
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:51I don't know.
00:46:52You should know.
00:46:53Is this just casual?
00:46:55I feel like she deserves a no up front.
00:46:57Guys, we're just getting to know each other as more than housemates.
00:47:01Let's all take a breath.
00:47:04And what if he breaks your heart?
00:47:06And what if I break his?
00:47:10We're taking it one day at a time, okay?
00:47:15Seriously?
00:47:17That's it?
00:47:19This is ridiculous.
00:47:21Chase broke the rule that he made. He needs to be held accountable.
00:47:25Guys, come on.
00:47:31Fuck this shit.
00:47:38Come in.
00:47:43About earlier, um, that was...
00:47:47Intense.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:50Maybe you were right in the first place.
00:47:53I don't want to cause a fight.
00:47:55He'll be fine.
00:47:57Is that normal for him?
00:47:58When he doesn't get his way.
00:48:00Look, I don't want to talk about him.
00:48:05I want to talk about us.
00:48:09Or rather, not talk.
00:48:19Hmm.
00:48:22Um, I think...
00:48:25What are you thinking?
00:48:29Never mind.
00:48:33Yo, Charlotte!
00:48:35You promised me if I made these salmon biscuit things for you,
00:48:38that you would play me in Fortnite.
00:48:40I'm cashing in. You're up.
00:48:42Are you kidding?
00:48:43I'll be right there.
00:48:45Seriously?
00:48:47Maybe we should get to know each other away from six other guys.
00:48:53What, like a date?
00:48:55Yeah, like a date.
00:48:58Okay.
00:49:00Like a date.
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:12Okay, this is dumb.
00:49:13I shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos.
00:49:15Let's go.
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:17Don't overthink it.
00:49:20I don't normally.
00:49:22So we're trying to get to know each other, right?
00:49:26Ask me anything.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:29Um, where are you from?
00:49:31Not too far.
00:49:32I grew up in Central California with my dad.
00:49:35Are you guys close?
00:49:37Kind of.
00:49:38He's been really struggling since my mom died.
00:49:41If I'm honest,
00:49:42it never felt like there was enough room for me to also be sad.
00:49:48I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:49:50What about your dad?
00:49:52Did you tell him you got the sponsorship?
00:49:55I want him to see it at the event.
00:49:58I don't know, maybe if he sees it all together,
00:50:01then he'll get it.
00:50:02Well, even if he doesn't,
00:50:05you did an incredible job.
00:50:08You know that, right?
00:50:09And it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes.
00:50:14It's your life,
00:50:16and you get to follow your passion.
00:50:22Did I cross a line?
00:50:23No, no, no.
00:50:25I like talking to you.
00:50:27I want to impress you,
00:50:28and this isn't very impressive.
00:50:31You're kidding, right?
00:50:34Chase, do you realize how intimidating you are?
00:50:36To you?
00:50:38The young Julia Child?
00:50:40How do you know about Julia Child?
00:50:43I might have Googled some important culinary figures.
00:50:46Mm-hmm.
00:50:47I just didn't think you'd want to hear about me
00:50:49only being into Guy Fieri and his cars.
00:50:53I watch Triple D all the time.
00:50:56Did you know he was a major donor
00:50:58to restaurant staff during lockdown?
00:51:01And I love his 1968 Camaro.
00:51:04Wow.
00:51:05In that case,
00:51:07what do you say we go back to the house,
00:51:10put some on in the background?
00:51:24I'm ready to hit bus 140.
00:51:25Oh!
00:51:27There are some things I wish I never saw.
00:51:29Get out of here.
00:51:30But it's Thursday!
00:51:31There are some things I wish I never saw.
00:51:32Get out of here.
00:51:33But it's fortnight time!
00:51:35Charlotte, you promised.
00:51:38Please?
00:51:39You weren't kidding about no privacy, huh?
00:51:45Okay, I'm coming.
00:51:48Let's go.
00:51:50Oh, my God.
00:51:52Okay.
00:51:54Fine.
00:51:55Fine.
00:52:06Well, well.
00:52:07Hello, boys.
00:52:10What's all this?
00:52:11Promotion.
00:52:12I'm going to set up on the quad.
00:52:14Get the word out about that fundraiser for our philanthropy.
00:52:17Oh, yes.
00:52:18Naked dinner.
00:52:19It's not...
00:52:20We have these, like,
00:52:21underwear briefs and aprons.
00:52:23You know...
00:52:24Bow ties.
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:26Classy event.
00:52:28Do you know how this is going to look, Chase?
00:52:30It's going to look like we're raising money for Kids Without Lunches.
00:52:32It's going to look like we're helping the...
00:52:34This is not helping.
00:52:36You're just making a fool out of yourself.
00:52:39And who's paying for this event?
00:52:41We have sponsors.
00:52:42It's legit.
00:52:44Dean Tucker, if I may,
00:52:46it's actually a great idea.
00:52:48It's huge in Europe for events,
00:52:51although they tend to have a more open acceptance than most men here.
00:52:55Yeah, this is true.
00:52:57In Germany, if you have no fear of penises.
00:52:59We love some.
00:53:01Just wait, it's going to...
00:53:03Charlotte, don't.
00:53:05And who exactly are you?
00:53:08This is Charlotte.
00:53:09She's a...
00:53:10friend.
00:53:11A friend.
00:53:13Are you in some sorority as well?
00:53:16She's the chef.
00:53:17She'll be cooking everything for our event.
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:21Chef.
00:53:23What happened to Charles...
00:53:25something or other?
00:53:26That new boy?
00:53:27He's at class. He'll be back later.
00:53:29Oh.
00:53:30What's he studying?
00:53:31English.
00:53:33Well, at least one of you has some decency.
00:53:37Well, I best be going.
00:53:39You enjoy yourself while you can, Chase.
00:53:43Goodbye, son.
00:53:46Alright, let's get these posters on the quad.
00:53:50We need to talk.
00:53:52We're kind of in the middle of something here.
00:54:02I've had some time to think about it, and...
00:54:04I trust that we both enjoy what we've got going on here.
00:54:07So...
00:54:08I don't care if you see other people.
00:54:11Just...
00:54:13not her.
00:54:15It's not really your call.
00:54:17You're not my girlfriend.
00:54:18You can't make those kind of demands on my...
00:54:20Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
00:54:22It's her...
00:54:23or me.
00:54:28Seriously?
00:54:30I think...
00:54:32maybe this thing between us has run its course.
00:54:35Okay, things are complicated now.
00:54:37I need to focus on the house.
00:54:39You think you can just get rid of me?
00:54:41I'm still Sweetheart.
00:54:43I'm not leaving my boys behind.
00:54:44I'm not asking you to.
00:54:46I just think that you and I are...
00:54:48We're still your sister house.
00:54:50That is, unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with us, too.
00:54:53We don't.
00:54:54Everything...
00:54:56besides us...
00:54:57stays the same.
00:54:59Well...
00:55:01in that case...
00:55:02why don't I give you a hand?
00:55:04No, you do not need to...
00:55:05I insist.
00:55:16Oh, okay!
00:55:21Here we go, let's go, let's go!
00:55:22TV style, TV style!
00:55:25Damn!
00:55:27My bad, bro.
00:55:28Miguel!
00:55:31I'm sorry about them.
00:55:33Oh, thank you so much.
00:55:35Appreciate it.
00:55:37We're hosting this event.
00:55:38It's called Boys in the Buff.
00:55:40You should come.
00:55:43Hi! Come to Boys in the Buff on February 5th.
00:55:46Oh my God!
00:55:49Oh my God!
00:55:54Let's go!
00:55:55Eyes on the head!
00:55:59Here you go, beautiful.
00:56:00Hey, what'd I tell you about talking to her?
00:56:02So protective.
00:56:04How does that make you feel, Raven?
00:56:06You ready to come to us yet?
00:56:09I'd never step foot in your disgusting frat.
00:56:11Oh, okay.
00:56:13So we're listening to rumors now.
00:56:15Speaking of, I heard one that
00:56:17there's a girl living in Theta Rho.
00:56:21Doesn't that go against Pan-Hellenic rules?
00:56:23You don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:25Then why has Charlotte been seen leaving the frat every morning?
00:56:28You need to leave, Wolf.
00:56:31Do you jump bed-to-bed?
00:56:32Or are you someone's kept little house slut?
00:56:41Don't you ever speak to her like that!
00:56:43The fuck?
00:56:44So much for no drama.
00:56:47You're gonna regret that.
00:56:49You're fucking right.
00:56:53So you'll defend her honor but not mine?
00:56:55Come on, Raven. You know we love you.
00:56:57Not as much as your new plaything.
00:56:59Little Miss Sunshine here turned all of you against me.
00:57:02I didn't do anything.
00:57:04Hey, I thought we agreed to keep things civil, Raven.
00:57:06But you know what? If we're gonna go that route,
00:57:08maybe we do need another sister sorority.
00:57:11What the fuck, Chase?
00:57:13Not your decision.
00:57:15We vote on shit like that.
00:57:18I deserve better than this.
00:57:22Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
00:57:28Son of a fucker.
00:57:31Thank you for sticking up for me.
00:57:36But violence is never the answer.
00:57:38Chase, I don't want you getting in trouble
00:57:40or ruining relationships for me.
00:57:42Stop.
00:57:43We're not gonna let Raven or that idiot ruin this.
00:57:45You're good for the frat.
00:57:47For the boys.
00:57:49But I made a mistake.
00:57:51I'm sorry.
00:57:52I'm sorry.
00:57:53I'm sorry.
00:57:54I'm sorry.
00:57:55I'm sorry.
00:57:56I'm sorry.
00:57:57I'm sorry.
00:57:58I'm sorry.
00:57:59Would that be any good for you?
00:58:02Would it be any good for me, Charlotte?
00:58:05No one has ever believed in me like you do.
00:58:08No one has ever stood up to me the way that you do.
00:58:11Or made me laugh the way that you do.
00:58:14Made you nicer.
00:58:26God, what I'd do for you alone right now.
00:58:30Shit.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33What is it?
00:58:34Well, that's my old roommate, Cassie,
00:58:36and the RCA admissions advisor.
00:58:38Hold on, I don't want them to see me.
00:58:39Why not?
00:58:40Because I'm embarrassed.
00:58:42Okay, that was my mom's old advisor, too.
00:58:46I was supposed to be an easy acceptance and I...
00:58:48I wasn't.
00:58:49Come on.
00:58:50I wasn't good enough.
00:58:51Maybe now's your time.
00:58:52I mean, I'm sure it could have been that bad, sunshine.
00:58:54Don't pressure me, Chase.
00:58:55I'm going home.
00:58:57Come in.
00:59:00Hey.
00:59:02I saw you run off, but Chase wouldn't explain.
00:59:04You okay?
00:59:06It's not important.
00:59:07Do I need to beat him up for you?
00:59:09I was actually going to come find you.
00:59:13I'm sorry.
00:59:14I'm sorry.
00:59:15I'm sorry.
00:59:16I'm sorry.
00:59:17I'm sorry.
00:59:18I'm sorry.
00:59:19I'm sorry.
00:59:20I'm sorry.
00:59:21I'm sorry.
00:59:22I'm sorry.
00:59:23I'm sorry.
00:59:24I'm sorry.
00:59:25I'm sorry for you.
00:59:32So, this is what I've been working on...
00:59:34for Val.
00:59:39The one ring?
00:59:42So, the donut is chocolate plated in edible gold...
00:59:47and you can bring it to her during dessert.
00:59:51This is amazing, Charles.
00:59:52Are you sure you'll have time for this?
00:59:55I told you I'd fix it.
00:59:58You need a big romantic gesture to win your dream girl back.
01:00:02You're the best.
01:00:04I'm so glad you moved in.
01:00:09Though is it weird to give her the ring that's the symbolization of evil?
01:00:12Stop.
01:00:13Okay, so I just have to pick up a few remaining things at the store and then we're all set
01:00:19for the party.
01:00:20No, no, no.
01:00:21Send me a list.
01:00:22I got it.
01:00:23Seriously?
01:00:25That would be a huge help.
01:00:28Let me get you some cash.
01:00:29Don't worry about it.
01:00:30Chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time.
01:00:33Plus, Ev and I have access to his card.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:36Cool.
01:00:38Of course.
01:00:39Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:00:50I didn't realize someone was in here.
01:00:51Hand me that towel.
01:00:53Here.
01:00:58I didn't see anything.
01:01:00Well, I did, but not for very long.
01:01:04Oh, I don't mind.
01:01:07In fact, I want you to see.
01:01:19I'm still mad at you, you know.
01:01:22What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:01:24Wake it up, Kate.
01:01:26Maybe say you're sorry?
01:01:31What if I show you instead?
01:01:43Take a shower with me.
01:01:52A reminder, dinner is seven courses.
01:01:55Every second counts.
01:01:56Yes, chef.
01:01:57We are going to have to work together as one machine.
01:02:00Um, chef, I may have lost the uniforms.
01:02:07They are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms.
01:02:12Chase, Miguel, Austin, Darren, you'll arrange tables for us.
01:02:18Chase, Miguel, Austin, Darren, you'll arrange tables out back.
01:02:24Tristan and Vincent, you'll follow with decor.
01:02:27Remember that it's-
01:02:28Fish fork, dinner fork, salad fork on the left.
01:02:31Excellent.
01:02:32Everett, you are in the kitchen with me for prep.
01:02:35Family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive.
01:02:39Ready?
01:02:40Yes, chef.
01:02:42Yes, chef.
01:02:45Let's do this.
01:02:48Take your shit, okay?
01:02:53No, the glass goes to the right.
01:02:56No, the wine glass goes to the left.
01:02:59That goes to the right.
01:03:01Shut up!
01:03:02Oh, again and again!
01:03:04Shut up!
01:03:05You're giving me a headache with that shit.
01:03:07Please.
01:03:08Oh, speaking of loud, by the sounds of last night, you and Charlotte-
01:03:12You're good again?
01:03:13Oh, Jesus, Austin, that's basically our sister, dude.
01:03:16Yeah, no comment there either.
01:03:18I'm just saying, I'm all for it.
01:03:20You are a lot easier to be around these days.
01:03:23I wasn't that bad.
01:03:24You were.
01:03:25So, uh, is she your girlfriend yet?
01:03:28Right.
01:03:29Like I'd tell any of you idiots before talking to her.
01:03:31Come on.
01:03:32Come on, bro.
01:03:33Just admit you really like her.
01:03:37Fine.
01:03:38Yeah, I like her.
01:03:39Happy?
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41Whatever.
01:03:42Shut up.
01:03:43Come on.
01:03:44Let's keep this going.
01:03:45Alright, boys.
01:03:50Uh, good.
01:03:51And then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown.
01:03:53Got it.
01:03:56Can we talk?
01:03:58You've been really short with me since the frat party.
01:04:01Yeah.
01:04:04I told you I had a thing for you, and you blew me off and ran to Chase, so.
01:04:11And what did you expect?
01:04:13Everett, I'm so sorry I made you feel that way.
01:04:17I just, if I'm being honest, I didn't think you were being serious.
01:04:26That's bullshit.
01:04:28You know, girls always say they want honesty, and then the second a guy finally gives it
01:04:32to them, they fuck off.
01:04:34Girls do want honest and nice guys.
01:04:37I like you, Everett.
01:04:40As a brother.
01:04:41As family.
01:04:42Family.
01:04:44Jesus, Charlotte.
01:04:46Yo, Ev!
01:04:47Let's get changed.
01:04:50Wait, Ev.
01:04:53Are we okay?
01:04:56Sure.
01:05:02Enjoy.
01:05:04Hey, thanks for coming.
01:05:05Seriously.
01:05:06Thank you, sir.
01:05:07Have some more drips.
01:05:08Thanks for coming.
01:05:10Jesus Christ.
01:05:12Before you pass your final judgment, you should take a look at everything.
01:05:15I don't really think you want to know the entirety of my judgment.
01:05:19This is something only a child would do.
01:05:21A child?
01:05:23We had a goal and we're exceeding it.
01:05:25I'm proud of what we're doing.
01:05:26You should be ashamed.
01:05:28Do you know what you're giving up?
01:05:30Not only your own future, but the future of our family.
01:05:34You know what?
01:05:35I knew you were never going to give it a shot.
01:05:36Never mind the incredible food or the donors.
01:05:38The donors?
01:05:40So you're paying for this with donor money?
01:05:42Yeah.
01:05:43Well, then why did I just get a notification for a $600 charge from a specialty grocery store?
01:05:49What?
01:05:51I didn't buy anything.
01:05:53Then you're very careless and you let someone else use it.
01:05:55I am tired of funding this frivolity.
01:05:58No.
01:05:59From this moment on, you're cut off.
01:06:01No.
01:06:02No, you can't do that, okay?
01:06:04I will pay you back.
01:06:06I will pay you back.
01:06:08With what money?
01:06:10My own?
01:06:12No.
01:06:13I will give you one week to turn this over to someone else.
01:06:15I don't care who it is.
01:06:17And then you will accept Oxford's offer.
01:06:20If not, well, then good luck with your business ventures.
01:06:31Hey, have you seen Darren?
01:06:36You good?
01:06:37What's wrong?
01:06:38Have you guys been using my card recently?
01:06:40Yeah, I used it yesterday to pick up some stuff that Charlotte needed for the party.
01:06:44I have the receipts.
01:06:46Fuck.
01:06:47Was I not supposed to?
01:06:49You said to use it for anything house related.
01:06:52Okay, look, I didn't want to tell anyone this.
01:06:55But my dad wants me to leave the frat.
01:06:58He knows that money is the only control he has over me.
01:07:01And that card that you guys used is linked to my inheritance.
01:07:04You guys used it, he got notified.
01:07:05He found the perfect excuse to cut me off.
01:07:08Fucking hell.
01:07:10Why didn't you tell us?
01:07:12I was ashamed.
01:07:14Alright?
01:07:16I thought I could handle it myself, but I just...
01:07:18We're your brothers, Chase.
01:07:20You should have come to us and we could have...
01:07:22It's fine.
01:07:23I'll figure it out.
01:07:25You have to tell the others.
01:07:27No.
01:07:28I said it's fine.
01:07:29I will figure it out.
01:07:30Chase!
01:07:31Charlotte just cut herself.
01:07:32You need to help her ASAP.
01:07:35Hey, what's wrong?
01:07:37Are you hurt?
01:07:38I'm fine.
01:07:39I told Miguel not to come get you.
01:07:40These things happen and I can't...
01:07:42Okay.
01:07:44You're such a drama queen.
01:07:46You need to be more careful.
01:07:48What's wrong?
01:07:50You're hurt.
01:07:52That's not what I meant.
01:07:54Look, I got into it with my dad earlier.
01:07:56Alright?
01:07:57I really don't want to talk about it.
01:07:59Here.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:03I'm here when you're ready.
01:08:12Oh my God.
01:08:14That cannot be sanitary.
01:08:16Every time.
01:08:17Get out, man.
01:08:18I'd love to, but I can't find the cash box.
01:08:20What?
01:08:21What do you mean you can't find it?
01:08:23Miguel had it at the beginning of the night.
01:08:25He gave it to Tristan and then he locked it up.
01:08:27Where'd he lock it up at?
01:08:29There's a safe in Chase's room.
01:08:31Think it was your dad?
01:08:32No.
01:08:33Chase, maybe now you should tell...
01:08:34He either wants me to drop the frat or he's cutting me off.
01:08:36But stealing our philanthropy earnings?
01:08:38No.
01:08:39No, that's not his style.
01:08:40Wait, you can't quit.
01:08:41The guys need you.
01:08:42I have no choice.
01:08:43If he cuts me off, I can't afford tuition.
01:08:44You're quitting on us?
01:08:45I don't know what I'm doing.
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:47Just give me a minute.
01:08:48God.
01:08:49Okay.
01:08:50Okay.
01:08:51One thing at a time.
01:08:52The cash box.
01:08:53Who has access?
01:08:54It's the three heads of council.
01:08:55So it's me.
01:08:56It's philanthropy.
01:08:57It's...
01:08:58It's Treasurer.
01:09:00You think Everett stole it?
01:09:02I don't know.
01:09:03There has to be some explanation.
01:09:05Okay?
01:09:06He loves his fraternity just as much as you.
01:09:07He wouldn't do this.
01:09:09We have to find him and just...
01:09:11No worries, DT.
01:09:12He's right here, sir.
01:09:16You must...
01:09:17He's getting...
01:09:18What are you doing?
01:09:19Shh!
01:09:20I don't have it.
01:09:23We were looking for you.
01:09:26Ah, Chase.
01:09:28There you are.
01:09:29Dad.
01:09:30What are you still doing here?
01:09:31I thought you left.
01:09:32Charles isn't your new roommate, is he, son?
01:09:35Well, I mean, of course he is.
01:09:36What are you talking about?
01:09:38No, it's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl.
01:09:41Charlotte Withers.
01:09:43Uh, where is she?
01:09:47Huh.
01:09:49So, do you mind if I take a look around?
01:09:51Not at all.
01:09:53Classy outfit.
01:09:55You too, Dad.
01:09:56Nice tie.
01:09:58Boys.
01:10:00What's all this, huh?
01:10:02Uh, that's, uh...
01:10:03That's...
01:10:04That's mine.
01:10:05You use facial toner?
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:09Yeah, I do.
01:10:10Well, just because it's pink, that doesn't mean men can use it, huh?
01:10:12That is not what I was implying.
01:10:13Well, it sounds like it.
01:10:14You know, I also use retinol, too.
01:10:15Oh.
01:10:16Yeah.
01:10:17You know, maybe...
01:10:18Just maybe...
01:10:20If you used it in your schedule,
01:10:22you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself.
01:10:25I'm just saying, DT.
01:10:29Oh.
01:10:30What have we here?
01:10:32What is this?
01:10:34What are these products?
01:10:36Uh, we frequently have ladies over,
01:10:39and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of.
01:10:42And they're good for nosebleeds.
01:10:44Yeah.
01:10:45Nosebleed, huh?
01:10:47All right.
01:10:48That's enough.
01:10:50I'd like you to show me their room.
01:10:53Hm?
01:11:00You're telling me a boy lives in this room?
01:11:03It's made up like a hotel.
01:11:05Charles is from a military background.
01:11:07They're very organized and precise.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:13And this romance novel?
01:11:15Hm?
01:11:16He's an avid reader.
01:11:17Ah.
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:27Where is she?
01:11:28That belongs to Charles, okay?
01:11:30He's a very, very generous lover.
01:11:32All right.
01:11:34You know, most women can't get off without external stimulation.
01:11:36Please.
01:11:37This...
01:11:42I know a woman lives here.
01:11:44In this room.
01:11:46I will be reporting this to the Pan-Hellenic Council,
01:11:48and Theda Rowe will be shut down.
01:11:51Well done, Mr. President.
01:12:00The coast is clear.
01:12:07Someone talked.
01:12:09I bet I know who.
01:12:13Look for anything.
01:12:14He's blocking my calls.
01:12:15Mine, too.
01:12:18I still don't believe you'd do this.
01:12:20Come on, Charlotte.
01:12:21Open your eyes.
01:12:22He's been looking for a fight all semester,
01:12:23ever since you moved in.
01:12:25This is all my fault.
01:12:27No, it's not.
01:12:28I didn't do it.
01:12:30No, it's not.
01:12:31I didn't mean it like that.
01:12:32No, it is.
01:12:33And it's not just that.
01:12:34Now the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
01:12:36This isn't on you.
01:12:37We all agreed to have you here.
01:12:39Guys, I think you should see this.
01:12:41What is it?
01:12:43It's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account.
01:12:45What the fuck?
01:12:47The sender is the fraternity with my signature.
01:12:49He's trying to frame me.
01:12:54Somebody give me something.
01:12:56Anyone reach him?
01:12:57No.
01:12:58Where could he be?
01:12:59Is he close?
01:13:00I can't believe he set me up like this.
01:13:02I would never steal from our charity.
01:13:04Okay, calm down.
01:13:05Nobody thinks this is your fault.
01:13:06Oh yeah?
01:13:07Tell that to my father.
01:13:08And all the guests we had to send home.
01:13:10Oh, it's an unknown number.
01:13:11Maybe it's Everett.
01:13:13I have to quit.
01:13:15I mean, maybe if I do, he'll at least leave you guys alone.
01:13:17No.
01:13:18We'll figure this out, okay?
01:13:19Just don't quit on us.
01:13:20We got you.
01:13:23Was it Everett?
01:13:25No.
01:13:26It was RCA.
01:13:27Apparently, the advisor was here tonight.
01:13:29Not only that, they were so impressed with Boys in the Buff
01:13:31that they offered me an interview.
01:13:33Oh shit.
01:13:35Congratulations.
01:13:37They said to thank Mr. Tucker for making them see their mistake.
01:13:39Chase, you have something you want to tell me?
01:13:47Explain yourself.
01:13:49Look, we can't do this right now, okay?
01:13:51We could lose the house.
01:13:52I can get expelled.
01:13:53This isn't the time.
01:13:54I can't believe you.
01:13:55You deliberately went behind my back.
01:13:56I told you I wasn't interested in that life.
01:13:58Why not?
01:14:00I don't understand.
01:14:01I thought this would make you happy.
01:14:03I can't go into the program.
01:14:04What are you so afraid of?
01:14:06You didn't get in the first time.
01:14:07So what?
01:14:08Now you have a second chance.
01:14:09You love to cook.
01:14:10You're amazing at it.
01:14:12Cooking is what keeps me close to my mom.
01:14:18What if this ruins that?
01:14:20What if I realize that I'm a failure?
01:14:24That I'm nothing like her?
01:14:25Don't be ridiculous.
01:14:26Just do the damn interview, Charlotte.
01:14:28Oh, so my fears are ridiculous?
01:14:30Good.
01:14:31Good to know.
01:14:32I didn't realize you thought so highly of me.
01:14:34Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
01:14:35I need to find Everett.
01:14:36Fine.
01:14:37Go.
01:14:38We can talk about this later, okay?
01:14:39Go!
01:14:55Yo, Everett.
01:14:57What the hell, man?
01:14:59Do you know what you've done?
01:15:02I tried to warn you.
01:15:04I told you that I thought you've been careless
01:15:06and running this frat into the ground.
01:15:08So you set me up.
01:15:10Had to do something to get your attention, right?
01:15:12You never listen to anyone.
01:15:14What are you talking about?
01:15:15How many times have I come to you with an opportunity
01:15:17and you've never given it a real chance?
01:15:19How the hell was I supposed to know when you were serious?
01:15:21Everything is a game or a joke to you.
01:15:23You want to get something done?
01:15:24I swear I heard you.
01:15:26Instead, you stabbed me in the back.
01:15:28I didn't want to do this, Chase.
01:15:30You didn't leave me a choice.
01:15:32Crokington needs a new president.
01:15:34Right.
01:15:35Let me guess.
01:15:37You're just the man for the job, huh?
01:15:39You care about this frat so much?
01:15:41Why did you tell my dad about Charlotte?
01:15:43Just because she didn't want to fuck you,
01:15:45you go ahead and betray your brothers?
01:15:47Stop.
01:15:48I didn't rat on Charlotte living in the house.
01:15:50I would never.
01:15:51Please, don't lie now.
01:15:53Not listening.
01:15:55I just said I didn't do it.
01:15:57He's telling the truth.
01:15:59It wasn't Everett who told Dean Tucker
01:16:01about your little slut.
01:16:03It was you?
01:16:05I mean, it was actually Wolf's idea.
01:16:07He wanted to take over the house
01:16:09for an extension for Sig Chi
01:16:11and make a deal with the Dean,
01:16:13but I don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun.
01:16:15I thought you cared about Crokington.
01:16:17How could you do this?
01:16:19To all the guys?
01:16:21I didn't do anything.
01:16:22You care?
01:16:24Over me? Over your brothers?
01:16:26So this is revenge?
01:16:28Because I broke it off?
01:16:30Not exactly the sweetheart you thought I was, huh?
01:16:32You should have known better than to fuck with me, Chase.
01:16:34I hope she's worth it.
01:16:49Can I beat him up now?
01:16:50No.
01:17:00He meant well.
01:17:02He didn't listen to what I wanted.
01:17:04I hear you.
01:17:06I hear you.
01:17:08And he shouldn't have gone behind your back.
01:17:11But I kind of agree with him, Charles.
01:17:16You don't understand.
01:17:18I can't do it.
01:17:19Yes, you can.
01:17:21I've seen you cook.
01:17:23I've been fed by your cooking.
01:17:25You're incredibly talented.
01:17:27It's not that.
01:17:29What if I can't take the pressure?
01:17:33What if it makes me hate cooking?
01:17:36What if I lose the last connection
01:17:38that I have to my mom?
01:17:42What if...
01:17:44What if I'm a disappointment?
01:17:49Do you really believe that?
01:17:56Hey.
01:17:58You could never be a disappointment.
01:18:01You hear me?
01:18:04And as for your mother,
01:18:06I bet she'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams.
01:18:11She'd never want you to live in fear.
01:18:16This is your life, Charlotte.
01:18:17You have to be the one to live it.
01:18:19And your mom will be there with you,
01:18:22however and whenever you need her to be.
01:18:33I just need a minute.
01:18:47Well...
01:19:03Yes?
01:19:06Team Tucker, I wanted to reintroduce myself.
01:19:10Ah, the chef, huh?
01:19:12Charlotte, was it?
01:19:14Yes.
01:19:15And I'm the one who's been living at Theta Rho.
01:19:19I knew it.
01:19:21I know my son was lying.
01:19:23I'm glad you came in here to confess.
01:19:26If you work with me,
01:19:28I think there is a way to keep this off your record.
01:19:30No.
01:19:32I came to tell you that it's wrong
01:19:34how you're trying to go after the boys like this.
01:19:36Do you know that you two
01:19:38are in violation of campus policy?
01:19:40That's an old and dated rule to begin with,
01:19:42and you know it.
01:19:44But they're wonderful.
01:19:46They're smart, and courageous,
01:19:48and resourceful.
01:19:50Your son, especially.
01:19:52I beg to differ.
01:19:54My son is a failure
01:19:56who cannot even be trusted
01:19:58with his own future.
01:20:00You think you know him?
01:20:02You don't know anything.
01:20:04I know that if you force him to quit,
01:20:06you'll lose him.
01:20:09You can help guide his path,
01:20:11but you can't decide it for him.
01:20:12Young lady, I am his father.
01:20:14Then act like one.
01:20:16He needs you.
01:20:25I'm sorry.
01:20:27I was just doing what I thought was right
01:20:30for the frat.
01:20:32You should have talked with all of us then, Ev.
01:20:34If you were that unhappy,
01:20:36then we would have all had your back.
01:20:38I know.
01:20:40I fucked up.
01:20:42I got so mad, and I...
01:20:46I was jealous.
01:20:50No, it's not his fault.
01:20:53It's mine.
01:20:57Everett's right.
01:20:59I failed you as a leader.
01:21:03I don't listen.
01:21:05I make decisions without consulting.
01:21:07I let my personal life affect my role as president.
01:21:09All of which to say,
01:21:12I'm stepping down.
01:21:14It's the only way I can get my dad
01:21:16to drop everything about Charlotte
01:21:18and to leave this house alone.
01:21:20Not the only way.
01:21:23Your charter is safe.
01:21:25You're not going to lose the house.
01:21:30But my dad, he...
01:21:32I talked to him.
01:21:34I explained who I am
01:21:36and how important he is to me.
01:21:37I explained who I am
01:21:39and how important this place is.
01:21:41How important you are.
01:21:44He's agreed to let Theta Rho stand
01:21:46on one condition.
01:21:50I have to move out.
01:21:53What the fuck?
01:21:55Nine, you cannot leave.
01:21:57I have to.
01:21:59He's not going to write the report,
01:22:01but he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules.
01:22:03I'm not going to be the reason
01:22:05you guys lose the house.
01:22:07But you have nowhere to go.
01:22:09I'm not staying.
01:22:12I decided to take RCA's offer.
01:22:19Congrats.
01:22:21Congrats, Charles.
01:22:23You deserve it.
01:22:25I wish you the best of luck.
01:22:29That goes for all you guys too.
01:22:31Oh, Eric.
01:22:37You're not going anywhere, man.
01:22:39You belong here.
01:22:41Stole from a best friend.
01:22:43And I put safety
01:22:45of the frat in danger.
01:22:49I don't deserve to be here.
01:22:53I say we put it to a vote.
01:22:56All in favor of Everett Stang?
01:22:58Aye.
01:23:00Aye.
01:23:01Aye.
01:23:02Aye.
01:23:03Aye.
01:23:04Aye.
01:23:05Aye.
01:23:06Thanks, guys.
01:23:09That means the world to me.
01:23:13We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:21Bring it in!
01:23:27Bring it in!
01:23:32Bring it in!
01:23:36Bring it in!
01:23:45We'll talk.
01:23:47Privately, I mean.
01:23:49Yeah.
01:24:06I need to apologize.
01:24:08I said some things
01:24:10that I never should have said.
01:24:12It's okay.
01:24:14You were mean.
01:24:16But you weren't wrong.
01:24:18You guys were about to lose everything.
01:24:20I shouldn't have been trying to make it about me.
01:24:22But what I said wasn't okay.
01:24:24No, it wasn't.
01:24:26Which is why
01:24:28I'm sorry.
01:24:30I'm sorry.
01:24:32I'm sorry.
01:24:34I'm sorry.
01:24:36If we're going to continue to date,
01:24:38we have to set some ground rules.
01:24:41You still want to date me?
01:24:43Yes.
01:24:45Under
01:24:47the condition that you
01:24:49never go behind my back like that again.
01:24:52Talk to me.
01:24:54Don't try and control me.
01:25:00I promise, Charlotte.
01:25:02I'll never do anything like that again.
01:25:06Rule two.
01:25:08You are required
01:25:10to make me dinner once a month.
01:25:12Mm-hmm.
01:25:14I'll even take boxed mac and cheese.
01:25:16Done.
01:25:19What else?
01:25:22Kiss me.
01:25:36I'm going to fall.
01:25:38No, you're not.
01:25:40Darren, what are you doing?
01:25:42Come on.
01:25:43Don't you trust me?
01:25:45Mm-hmm.
01:25:46Okay.
01:25:47Ready?
01:25:48Yeah.
01:25:50Oh, my goodness.
01:25:52What is all this?
01:25:55Is that schnitzel?
01:25:57What?
01:25:59Yes, that's right.
01:26:00What is going on, guys?
01:26:03We've got a very important proposition for you, Charles.
01:26:07You, Charlotte,
01:26:09have stolen the hearts
01:26:11of every guy here,
01:26:13some more than others.
01:26:15But
01:26:16we all voted
01:26:18and we want to make you Croakinson's sweetheart.
01:26:20What?
01:26:22Guys, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:26:24I don't know what you're talking about.
01:26:26I don't know what you're talking about.
01:26:28I don't know what you're talking about.
01:26:30I don't even go here anymore.
01:26:32It's our house,
01:26:34our rules.
01:26:36Does this mean I get to know what Croakington means?
01:26:38Don't push it.
01:26:40I've got my own proposition.
01:26:49Would you,
01:26:51Charlotte Withers,
01:26:53be my girlfriend?
01:27:00Is that a yes?
01:27:02What do you think?
01:27:08Yeah, boy.
01:27:10Get it, Chase.
01:27:11Cool it.
01:27:30You know what?
01:27:32I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:34I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:35I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:36I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:37I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:38I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:39I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:40I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:41I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:42I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:43I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:44I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:45I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:46I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:47I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:48I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:49I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:50I don't know what you're talking about.