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00:26:08Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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00:27:08Look, Shan, he was trying to be a good person. He was into yoga. We can still go to the police.
00:27:19We're not going to the police, okay? We're dumping the body at Dry Creek.
00:27:23Unless you can find his parents' address and his phone.
00:27:25Yeah, and then what? Just put him on the doorstep route, ring the bell, happy birthday, here's your dead son.
00:27:32Calm down, alright? Just calm down.
00:27:36Just figure out a different way to make his body disappear.
00:27:39Give me the phone. Just give it to me.
00:27:41Okay. Alright, here it is. Mom and dad's address. Boom and boom.
00:27:50What are we going to do when we get there?
00:27:52I have a plan.
00:27:53Use your pee!
00:28:10How are you?
00:28:11I'm a friend of Boris's. You must be his sister.
00:28:14Yes, I am.
00:28:15I'm his friend.
00:28:16Boris doesn't have any friends.
00:28:17I'm his sister and I'm not even his friend.
00:28:21Well, um...
00:28:21Well, um...
00:28:22Boris is more than a friend to me. I'm his life guru.
00:28:40Oh, this is good. So he's got a life coach now.
00:28:42Guru.
00:28:43Oh, guru.
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Interesting.
00:28:46So what kind of stuff do you advise him on the best prostitutes to fuck?
00:28:49I can see why you would say that and that has been his painful reality for some time,
00:28:54but I'm hoping with my help and guidance we can move him through that and I can help him change.
00:28:59Well, it's too bad that he wasn't here to help me when I was changing Pop's diapers, huh?
00:29:03Couldn't help him with that, I guess, right?
00:29:05Are you feeling a lot of pain?
00:29:07Yes.
00:29:07Can I come in?
00:29:10Oh, you can come over here.
00:29:11So I'm here to represent Boris.
00:29:38And he has come to the realization that he has been living in the past.
00:29:45And although winning an Olympic bronze medal is a major life achievement, he's never been able to really move past this.
00:29:52So we've decided, um, that it's due to fear of failure.
00:29:59He's afraid of failing.
00:30:01So we've decided the best thing for Boris right now in order for him to start over is to leave Fresno forever,
00:30:12to never, ever come back, to sever all ties with his family, and to never, ever talk to you again.
00:30:28This is what I could deal with all day long.
00:30:30Um, he requested that I, I give you his backpack.
00:30:35To jest jego pleca.
00:30:37I tam jest, i tam jest jego bronze medal, co on dostał, kiedy on był, dlaczego ty go byłeś, kiedy on był dzieckiem.
00:30:49Straszny ojczec, niedobry ojczec.
00:30:54Nasz syn jest burzki.
00:30:57Boris, don't leave me here!
00:31:00Boris is so sorry that he has to, has to leave the family, but he knows it's the only way he's going to be able to grow up.
00:31:07Pomosh me. Poopy. Pomosh me.
00:31:12You better.
00:31:16Think she bought it?
00:31:17I think so, but this will help.
00:31:20Sell this and get out of Fresno. I love you, but I can't change another diaper.
00:31:25XOXO Boris.
00:31:27Yeah, sounds good.
00:31:29What should we do with him? Should we just leave him here?
00:31:32I know it got by us. We should roll him back to the hotel and figure something out.
00:31:36God, Chan, do you just have to smoke all the time?
00:31:39Yes, I do.
00:31:40You know, we're in the middle of a serious drought, right?
00:31:42Yes.
00:31:43I mean, do you just want the whole place to go up in flames?
00:31:44Actually, yeah, it would kind of solve our problem.
00:31:47Think about it.
00:31:49We know somebody who has a place right around here.
00:31:53We do?
00:32:00Gerald?
00:32:01What the fuck, Martha?
00:32:02Be quiet and admit it's a good idea.
00:32:04All right, and you were saying that Braid was a Dane?
00:32:07Great Dane.
00:32:08A great one?
00:32:09Yeah, that's why he's so big.
00:32:11Okay, so, uh, you do remember.
00:32:22Come on, man, my sister.
00:32:24I'm sorry.
00:32:25Hey, what's going on?
00:32:26Hey.
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28These are old friends of mine, Shannon and Martha.
00:32:30Is this the Scooter Girl?
00:32:32How did you know that?
00:32:33You told me about it on one of our first dates.
00:32:36Wow, you really listen to me.
00:32:37I listen to you when you talk, baby.
00:32:38But you look the other way. It's incredible.
00:32:40Yeah, um, what's in the bin?
00:32:43I really hope it's a dead dog, because we could use the cash.
00:32:45Sensitivity, honey, please.
00:32:47I'm sorry.
00:32:48We really hope it's your dead dog, please.
00:32:50That's Boris.
00:32:51He just passed away, so we were hoping to get him cremated.
00:32:53Gerald was saying we could have the friends and family discount.
00:32:55I'm sorry.
00:32:56You know, this is the reason why we're stuck here.
00:33:00This, this, this bullshit friends and family thing.
00:33:03Not everyone is your family, and almost no one is your friend.
00:33:06Can we walk around the cemetery and do this?
00:33:08It's just fun.
00:33:10We also, we, uh, we need to get the bin cremated, too.
00:33:14There are no discounts, and, uh, the bin is extra.
00:33:17That's fine.
00:33:18Uh, we can pay.
00:33:21Okay, hand me the tape measure.
00:33:22For what?
00:33:23Why do you need the, why do you need the tape measure?
00:33:24We have to measure for the others.
00:33:25We already know.
00:33:26No, we measured him the average size of a Great Dane.
00:33:29It's five foot something something.
00:33:30Just charge us a Great Dane price.
00:33:31No, you don't.
00:33:32Yeah, whatever, the extra, extra large is fine.
00:33:34You don't have to measure him.
00:33:36You don't have to measure.
00:33:37I have to measure him.
00:33:38Just measure him.
00:33:39What the fuck?
00:33:41We said don't measure it.
00:33:49I'm sorry.
00:33:50We need to call the cops.
00:33:51What for?
00:33:52I'm with Ruby.
00:33:53Shut up.
00:33:54We own a business, right?
00:33:55We could lose everything.
00:33:56There's a human body in here.
00:33:57I understand that.
00:33:58Okay, listen.
00:33:59Do you understand that?
00:34:00Yes, I do.
00:34:01I'm the business person here, okay?
00:34:03We agreed.
00:34:04We agreed on that.
00:34:06And I say we don't call the cops.
00:34:08Because if we call the cops, then what's going to happen?
00:34:10Nothing's going to, they're going to go to jail,
00:34:12and we're not going to get anything.
00:34:13No reward?
00:34:14I mean, you think that the guy who found the slave girls in Ohio?
00:34:17Ohio.
00:34:17Errol Castro.
00:34:18Yeah, do you think that that guy, did he get anything?
00:34:21Because he didn't.
00:34:22No.
00:34:23Uh-uh.
00:34:24He got, like, a hug from a little white girl,
00:34:26and then he got, like, an embarrassing interview that got auto-tuned
00:34:28and, like, put all over YouTube.
00:34:30That's not what we want.
00:34:31No.
00:34:32Not at all.
00:34:33We're going to blackmail these two bitches.
00:34:36Are you kidding?
00:34:37We want $25,000 to get out of this butt crack,
00:34:39and we want it by Sunday.
00:34:41What?
00:34:41There's no way we can come up with $25,000 in three days.
00:34:44We're in Fresno.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:46I'm pretty sure you can.
00:34:47You seem very resourceful.
00:34:49So three days, $25,000.
00:34:51That's $25...
00:34:52I mean, we can go to Detroit with that.
00:34:52We could definitely go to Detroit.
00:34:54We can move there and set up shopping.
00:34:56And guess what?
00:34:57You get a cremation out of it.
00:34:58You know how good we are at cremation?
00:35:00We're really good at them.
00:35:01A funeral service like you will not believe?
00:35:03But, um, you know, if you don't get the money,
00:35:05then you're going to be tried for manslaughter.
00:35:07So there's that.
00:35:10What about a payment plan?
00:35:11Nobody even has that.
00:35:13Lay away?
00:35:13Can I give you a little advice as far as bodies go?
00:35:17That guy is going to rot if you don't get him on ice.
00:35:20That's all.
00:35:21It just happens.
00:35:22It's biology.
00:35:23What a stupid-ass idea.
00:35:27Gerald.
00:35:28Money burns things for a living, okay?
00:35:30For $25,000 and they'll probably still turn us in.
00:35:33You're not turning us in.
00:35:34She said she wants out of Fresno.
00:35:36The only way to get $25,000 is dealing drugs or prostitution.
00:35:41I just paid thousands to put you in rehab and I double mortgaged my house.
00:35:45You're not becoming a prostitute.
00:35:47I'm not having sex.
00:35:48I'll be your pimp.
00:35:49I'm not touching sweaty palms.
00:35:50They're not always sweaty.
00:35:52Just pretend they're tiny little boobs.
00:35:55Okay, fine.
00:35:56What about this?
00:35:57What if we pull the fire alarm at the hotel and steal it from the front desk?
00:36:01I won't jeopardize my job.
00:36:02You realize that if we don't get rid of this body,
00:36:04that we're going to go to jail and you won't even have a job, right?
00:36:07Yeah, well, thanks.
00:36:08Thanks for your smoking out.
00:36:09For sure lost my VIP parking spot.
00:36:10Oh, wait.
00:36:11This is good.
00:36:12People only pay in cash at sex shops.
00:36:14Let's rob it.
00:36:15Mm-hmm.
00:36:17Mm-hmm.
00:36:18It's good.
00:36:23I can barely see.
00:36:24DIY toilet paper.
00:36:26It's genius.
00:36:27I know this place and the workers are always high.
00:36:30It's easy money.
00:36:31Come on.
00:36:32This is stupid, Shannon.
00:36:34Ridiculous.
00:36:35Does anybody work here?
00:36:36Does anybody work here?
00:36:37Yeah.
00:36:38Sorry, smoke break.
00:36:40Oh, I like the teepee on your head.
00:36:41It's all rapey and sexy.
00:36:42I am very into scat.
00:36:43I need you to come over here right now and open this cash register and I need all the cash.
00:37:00Now.
00:37:01Yeah.
00:37:02Get over here.
00:37:05Well, that was a bust.
00:37:06At least we got the overstock.
00:37:08When is sex shops?
00:37:09We're such a cash-poor business.
00:37:11Still those have gotta be worth something.
00:37:13We win, we lose.
00:37:28Only together do we break the rule.
01:11:26et pas vous-même.
01:11:28Ma vie est très gentil.
01:11:30C'est pas gentil.
01:11:32Vous vivez tout seul,
01:11:34et vous êtes une maine en Fresno.
01:11:36Vous êtes une maine, aussi, vous savez.
01:11:38Oui, mais je suis mieux que la maine.
01:11:40Executive maine.
01:11:42Et je n'ai pas une femme sexuelle.
01:11:49Oui, peut-être qu'on peut-être la même chose la même chose.
01:11:52Parce qu'ils ont toujours été mangés.
01:11:54Merci.
01:11:58Kelly, vous n'avez pas à hiver de moi.
01:12:00Hey, Alicia est en train de travailler à Fresno CrossFit,
01:12:03donc vous devriez signer.
01:12:05Je ne veux pas dire à Alicia.
01:12:08Je veux dire à vous, Kelly.
01:12:11Hi.
01:12:17Uh...
01:12:19Je veux dire à vous.
01:12:22OK?
01:12:24C'est pas mal.
01:12:26C'est pas mal.
01:12:28Je suis là...
01:12:30C'est pas mal, c'est pas mal.
01:12:32Oui, c'est pas mal.
01:12:33C'est pas mal.
01:12:34Si vous dites votre fils ou votre ex,
01:12:35j'ai voului de la mériture.
01:12:36C'est pas mal.
01:12:37Bon, je ne vais pas.
01:12:39OK ? Parce qu'ils ne sont pas dans ma vie anymore.
01:12:42Je veux dire, c'est bon.
01:12:44Pour le premier temps dans ma vie,
01:12:46je fais des choses juste pour moi-même.
01:12:48Comme j'ai eu un pedicure yesterday,
01:12:51et j'ai pris un bubble bath,
01:12:54vous savez ?
01:12:55Wow, vous avez pris un bath.
01:12:57Oui.
01:12:58Et maintenant je fais une autre chose
01:13:01que je voulais vraiment faire.
01:13:03C'est plutôt cool.
01:13:05Je l'ai vraiment aimé.
01:13:11Je l'ai toujours aimé.
01:13:15OK.
01:13:17Mais si votre sister et votre ex
01:13:19sont, comme, totalement out of the picture
01:13:21pour real,
01:13:22ce qu'est-ce qu'on va utiliser
01:13:23comme une excuse
01:13:24pour ne pas aller avec moi aujourd'hui ?
01:13:26C'est-à-dire ?
01:13:28Nothing.
01:13:30Newsflash.
01:13:32Je suis availeble.
01:13:34Really ?
01:13:35Big time.
01:13:46Yo, yo, yo, Guru !
01:13:48Do you remember me ?
01:13:50I think you have the wrong person.
01:13:52No, no, no,
01:13:53you don't remember me ?
01:13:54My parents had a house
01:13:55that smelled like dirty diapers.
01:13:56Does that ring a bell ?
01:13:57No.
01:13:58You remember this pretty face ?
01:14:00Yeah, hi.
01:14:04You got any more awesome words of wisdom for me ?
01:14:06Oh, I don't.
01:14:08I'm kind of out of the guru business.
01:14:10What ?
01:14:11I'm working at Foster Farms now.
01:14:14Aww, well that's good for Foster Farms
01:14:16but bad for gurus.
01:14:18You were so good at that.
01:14:20I gotta tell you,
01:14:21my whole life changed
01:14:22because of the stuff you told me.
01:14:23Really ?
01:14:24How ?
01:14:25I sold the van.
01:14:26I pawned Boris' bronze medal.
01:14:28I sold my parents' house
01:14:29for a shitload of money.
01:14:30I figured they'd be better off
01:14:31rotting in the nursing home, you know ?
01:14:33Got a real good price on a nursing home,
01:14:35one of the cheapest ones.
01:14:36And that was really all because of you,
01:14:38I have to be honest.
01:14:40And I'm getting a chin implant.
01:14:42I never said any of that stuff.
01:14:44Listen, Guru, I felt your vibe
01:14:46and I ran with it.
01:14:47If you oversee Boris,
01:14:48you tell him we're better off
01:14:49without each other, okay ?
01:14:51Siblings can really sink each other, you know ?
01:14:54Tell him I said that, okay ?
01:14:56Take care of yourself.
01:14:58Namaste !
01:15:21Come out !
01:15:22Come out !
01:15:23Come out !
01:15:24You know ?
01:15:25Who doesn't make up ?
01:15:26I'm not too expensive.
01:15:27Can't I go to the other day ?
01:15:30Let's throw my hands on the bed ?
01:15:31Okay, I'm not too blessed.
01:15:33You know ?
01:15:34You don't have to do anything.
01:15:36I'm so sick as I'm doing it.
01:15:37You remember ?
01:15:38I'm so sick as I'm still doing something.
01:15:40You know ?
01:15:41I'm so sick,
01:15:42so I'm so sick as I can do it.
01:15:43You know ?
01:15:44You know ?
01:15:45You know ?
01:15:46You know ?
01:15:47You know ?
01:15:48You know ?
01:15:49You know ?
01:15:50...
01:16:20...
01:16:33911, what's your emergency?
01:16:35It's, um, it's not really an emergency.
01:16:38I killed a guy, so someone should probably come and get me.
01:16:44Please hold.
01:16:47I'm not connecting you to the Fresno Police.
01:16:50Please save your Fresno location.
01:16:52Paramedics have been dispatched.
01:16:55No, you don't have to send the paramedics.
01:16:58It was a little while ago.
01:17:00It was an accident.
01:17:02I'm sure everyone says that, but it, like, really was an accident.
01:17:06Well, do you think that maybe someone could just come here and get me?
01:17:09Because I don't have a car.
01:17:13That's a really far walk.
01:17:16...
01:17:21So anyway, Shan, I'm glad you're getting my letters.
01:17:24I miss you, but I'm kinda glad you're in jail.
01:17:26And I mean that in the nicest way.
01:17:28You better look like Linda Hamilton in T2 when he bit out.
01:17:31Baby got back.
01:17:32Like, her actual back was awesome.
01:17:35I'll see you next month and try and stay out of trouble.
01:17:42Hugs.
01:17:44Martha.
01:17:46P.S.
01:17:49I hate you.
01:17:51Which, in case you forgot, means I love you like a sister.
01:17:56Hey-o, hey-o, Christmas, what's up?
01:18:11Nothing around, but horny and frown.
01:18:15Hey-o, hey-o, Christmas, what's up?
01:18:19We're all in this together.
01:18:21There's no way to go, but...
01:18:24I did look at this from the Hat Knackers 4.
01:18:27Oh, GB.
01:18:29Yeah.
01:18:30Stop.
01:18:31Oh, GB.
01:18:33Thank you. You are, you have a treasure trove.
01:18:35You're, like, the Maya Angelou of-
01:18:37Oh.
01:18:38Of dick sucking, and I-I mean that.
01:18:39I was just a big urinal kick.
01:18:43Stop.
01:18:45It's true.
01:18:46I got it. I got it.
01:18:49I was just a-I was just a big urinal kick
01:18:52C'est un journal character pour l'ensemble des communautés de joie.
01:18:58Tout le monde est excitant, mais je ne sais pas ce qui se passe.
01:19:00Pourquoi je suis là ?
01:19:01Pourquoi je suis là ?
01:19:02Pourquoi je suis là ?
01:19:04Peut-être que c'est moi.
01:19:06Peut-être que c'est Derry Dirkia.
01:19:08Peut-être que c'est Cousinette.
01:19:09Peut-être que c'est moi.
01:19:10Bonjour, je suis ici pour votre bar mitzvah.
01:19:12Shalom !
01:19:14Si tu m'as dit, je vais te faire de la merde,
01:19:16je vais te faire de la merde.
01:19:18Toi !
01:19:20Toi !
01:19:25Oh, oh, oh, oh !
01:19:32Je ne vais plus voir l'extérieur.
01:19:35Je ne peux pas. Je ne peux pas, je ne peux pas.
01:19:38Je ne peux pas.
01:19:39Tu veux que nous arrive dans la campagne ?
01:19:42Je suis là à la tête.
01:19:48Sous-titrage MFP.
01:20:18Sous-titrage MFP.
01:20:48Sous-titrage MFP.
01:21:18Sous-titrage MFP.
01:21:48Sous-titrage MFP.
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