00:00I once had to go to prison in France because of a slug.
00:04True story.
00:05I went to a restaurant called La Pomme d'Amour,
00:08and there was a slug in my letters,
00:10and the man was so apologetic, he said,
00:12you can drink as much as you like on the house.
00:14And I was only 19, so I thought, well, I will then, and did.
00:20And then, anyway, I was arrested a bit later
00:22because I was a bit wobbly,
00:24and I was trying to explain to the policeman
00:27that I'd eaten a slug,
00:29and the man had given me a lot of drink.
00:31But I couldn't think what the French for slug was.
00:33So I said,
00:35Je mange un escargot sans maison.
00:39And they just thought, this man is properly perillating.
00:42And I forward to prison,
00:43because I didn't know the French for slug.
00:45So, did you get what he said?
00:47Nope.
00:47I've eaten a snail without a house.
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