Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 10
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00:00Oh, wow. That is bang out of order.
00:02He owes me an apology.
00:04I've got an idea.
00:05Did you miss me?
00:06Freddie just sent me.
00:07I was going to apologize.
00:08You do not deserve my friendship or my apology.
00:10It's made me rate anger slightly more.
00:12No, you fancy him.
00:13He's a bit of a player.
00:14No piercings.
00:15No one from Leeds.
00:16I'll see what I can do.
00:17I'm James.
00:18Hi, nice to meet you.
00:19Will you kiss me?
00:20You're so rude for no reason.
00:21Zeno, shut up.
00:22Honestly.
00:23I don't even know what jazz really sees in her.
00:25You're making it sound as if I'm like,
00:26you know what, Zeno?
00:27Yeah, screw Lauren.
00:28If you're fighting with someone, I'm the first one there.
00:30Friendship done then.
00:31Friendship done.
00:32Goodbye.
00:33If we're going to do this, we've got to do it properly.
00:34This is our future.
00:35It is our future.
00:36I'm invested in this.
00:37I think he's jealous.
00:38I trust him.
00:39I don't fancy jewels.
00:40Well, why on earth would you say it?
00:41Just say it.
00:42How am I supposed to trust you again?
00:43Over a few comments.
00:44Yes, Sam, because it's trust.
00:47What's he meant to do?
00:48Send a note.
00:49Game to resign.
00:50No.
00:51Best day ever.
00:52I just sometimes get slight fake vibes from her.
00:55The ship has sailed.
00:56What have I done to you for you to have a go at me?
00:58It just sucks.
00:59You're not Jeff Bezos.
01:00What have you done?
01:01You are an embarrassment.
01:02Perfect.
01:03Just don't get involved in my real friendships.
01:05Rude.
01:07Meh.
01:09Oh.
01:25Look how unloved you girls are.
01:27I thought I was PDA, but you guys.
01:29Like, I'm actually obsessed.
01:36What do you think, girls?
01:37I like it.
01:39It's the biggest moth I've ever seen.
01:46He's a hard-working man.
01:47Hey.
01:48How are you, sir?
01:49Hello, mate.
01:50How you doing?
01:51Hello.
01:52Are you OK?
01:53You working hard?
01:57I know you're not drinking anymore, but you are spitting the bill here.
02:01We've got the good stuff as well.
02:02Why?
02:03I'm having a water.
02:04This doesn't count.
02:05I've actually invited Jess to come here today
02:07just because I know you two are on quite good terms with each other.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yaz.
02:11Yaz and Yaz-Yaz.
02:12I want to try and build a bridge.
02:14Yeah.
02:15It's my olive branch.
02:16Good idea.
02:17I'm not sure my presence is going to help build that bridge, if I'm honest.
02:19Really?
02:20Why?
02:21I know you and Sam, but...
02:22Yeah, I mean, Yaz has always been really weird with me.
02:24Yeah.
02:25They just, like, gossip and they talk shit.
02:27The thing is with Sam and Yaz is when they're together,
02:30they become this weird team of, like...
02:33They become one person.
02:34Yeah, and it's not very nice.
02:35How has he wangled his way back in?
02:37I don't know.
02:38That's the question I'm asking.
02:39Why?
02:40I swear to God, he must have a diamond penis.
02:42First time I've spoken about it in ages and I'm already sounding bitter.
02:44I can't.
02:45I've shedded this energy.
02:46I don't need it.
02:47No.
02:48I'm not getting angry.
02:49You know, even after everything's said and done,
02:50you know, I've said,
02:51you stay in your lane, I'll stay in mine.
02:52He's been slagging me off on Instagram.
02:54Sam and Yaz are both cornering Harvey on a night out.
02:57What's he saying?
02:58Talking shit about me in business.
02:59Yeah, how's that going?
03:00Awfully.
03:01I've not done any work in four months for the company,
03:03but the reason I haven't done anything
03:04is because I can't stand to look at the geezer.
03:06Yeah.
03:07I can't.
03:08He's just pissed me off, like...
03:09Yeah, he's just...
03:10He's just pissed me off.
03:11I'm going to keep putting coins in and keep...
03:13Go, go, go.
03:22Maybe just the chequered jumper.
03:24Yeah, yeah.
03:25That's fitting for your chequered past.
03:27What did you say?
03:28Chequered past?
03:29It's very fitting for your chequered past.
03:31That's bang out of order.
03:32Listen, wait.
03:33Can you explain what's been going on?
03:34You weren't at the gig.
03:35It was unreal, wasn't it?
03:37Yeah, it was really good.
03:39We had a great time until Angus walked in.
03:41I had a great time.
03:42I still don't think I'd go there with Angus,
03:44but seeing him being a bit more of a bad boy
03:46did make him more appealing.
03:48Did it age him slightly?
03:49It did.
03:50That's what it did.
03:51It aged him slightly.
03:52It made him slightly more toxic,
03:54and that is appealing to me.
03:56It's so bad.
03:58Why am I like that?
03:59You're wrong.
04:00Why am I like that?
04:01It did get a bit heated, didn't it?
04:03Between you and Angus, yeah, it did.
04:05So what was the end result of the conversation?
04:07Friction, tension, you're a dick, I'm a dick.
04:10But you need to remember, you and Angus were friends,
04:13and you are at some point going to need to just be like,
04:17just put that to one side.
04:19So obviously it's the Oxford-Cambridge boat race coming up,
04:22and me and Angus would 100% have been there at the pub with a pint,
04:26but he's not getting back to me.
04:28I'm checking my IDs literally on my screensaver.
04:31They rotate around 50 photos every hour.
04:33But you want to be friends with him?
04:35Deep down, I do want to be friends with him.
04:37You just kind of need to look above it and be like,
04:40hey, dicks before chicks.
04:52Can we go and get a beer in the sun? I think it's too hot in here.
04:55There is not a chance.
04:56I have time for a beer.
04:57Where's the help?
04:58You know Tristan's a shareholder of Bella.
05:01He hasn't been in the office in six months.
05:03There's days when we're so busy where we'll all be packing boxes.
05:06Great for you.
05:07And Tristan can see these orders coming in,
05:09but will never say, boys, I'm going to come down and help.
05:12I gave him shares of my company, of our company.
05:14It's not my company, our company.
05:16It's not fully up to me, but if it was up to me, he'll be gone.
05:20I honestly cannot work with him any more.
05:23However, I've seen some socials,
05:25and you're putting a little fire stuff out there.
05:27Yeah, OK.
05:28That fire stuff happened when he chose to go on live
05:32with Miles talking about me for 30 minutes.
05:35That's fantastic PR.
05:36He should have been at work.
05:37So, yeah, I did reply to comments that said,
05:39God, this is as much Tristan's done in three years,
05:41and I replied saying, Tristan's done nothing in three years.
05:44I know that he's really not happy about that.
05:46Tristan needs to give my shares back, and I think we move on.
05:56Do you guys have, like, a name, like a...
05:58What could work?
06:00Demi and Jemmy.
06:01Jemmy! Jemmy!
06:03We can call her Baby Jemmy.
06:05THEY LAUGH
06:07We'd be too soon, too soon.
06:09Oh, my God, like, children, are they on the cards?
06:11Let me go for a drink first.
06:13Sometimes we talk about it, but it's a bit too...
06:15Oh, I love that.
06:16It's just moving so fast.
06:17It is moving so fast.
06:18It's amazing.
06:20Well, I'm glad to see you guys are good after the gig.
06:22Like, what even happened?
06:24Lauren was kind of coming at me, and then Yaz was coming at me,
06:27and I just felt a bit like... Attacked?
06:29I felt like I was kind of defending myself towards both of them,
06:32and I know you don't want to, like, get involved in that situation
06:36because they're your friends, but I felt a bit like I was on my own.
06:39Do you understand how awkward it is for me to be in the middle
06:42of two of my really close friends arguing?
06:44Of course, and it is an uncomfortable situation,
06:46but I think you shouldn't be scared of losing Lauren
06:48because she's not actually a good friend to you.
06:50She made it incredibly hard for me, and I love Lauren, I do,
06:54but I feel like she didn't hear me out,
06:57and she thinks that I didn't hear her out, so I feel like...
07:00I also feel like Lauren's genuinely incapable
07:02of having a calm conversation.
07:04Yeah. Yeah.
07:05I feel like Lauren just seems like...
07:07I don't know her, but she sounds like a hot-headed person,
07:10and I think she's got, like, a little soft spot for you,
07:13like a friend, and I think once she calms down,
07:17she'll come and talk to you.
07:19I don't think it sounds like a big issue with you and her.
07:22Jazzy, I know this is obviously an uncomfortable situation.
07:26I would never, ever tell you who you can and can't be friends with,
07:29but I just...
07:31I think you're better than that, to be honest.
07:38So how did you miss your tea time in a professional tournament?
07:41But I didn't not turn up intentionally, I wanted to play.
07:45Oh! Hi. How are you? I'm good, how are you?
07:48Good, thank you. How are you? I'm all right.
07:51I got your text.
07:53I was starting to think your phone wasn't working,
07:55but I'm glad you're here. Huh?
07:57Been a while. Not you, I saw you the other day.
08:00Sorry, no, we're fine. I saw you the other day. Yeah.
08:03You know, I feel like we've lost our friendship slightly,
08:07and I just want to talk to you in, like, a calm manner. Yeah.
08:10I am sorry that I made you upset and I made you cry
08:12when we went away to Dorset. Mm.
08:14And I want to be able to hang out with you without it being awkward.
08:18Yeah, like, it doesn't need to be awkward.
08:20We have a friendship, like, this doesn't mean our friendship.
08:23Here we go, lads, sorry.
08:26Water? Cheers, mate. Thank you very much.
08:28There you go, brother. Cheers, mate.
08:30Hello. Hello. I didn't know you were going to be here.
08:33I've been here for ages. Oh.
08:37Lots has changed since we last saw each other.
08:40What's going on? I mean, it's not my place to say, but...
08:43God, I think all sorts... Have you been dropped on your head again?
08:46Like, we've forgotten... Have you got amnesia? Come on. No.
08:49No, seriously, I mean, I've got no friendship, so...
08:51I don't know how I'm supposed to, like...
08:53I know you and Sam have got such an issue with each other.
08:55I haven't got an issue with Sam, he's gone out of his way to have an issue with me.
08:58But you also have an issue with him. I don't.
09:00Why he has an issue with me, I haven't figured out yet.
09:02I think his issue's got to do with you guys, with your business stuff.
09:05I haven't wanted to touch Bella for so long,
09:07because I don't want to walk into the office and look at Sam,
09:10because of what emotionally he's done to me.
09:12I haven't done any work for the company in a long time.
09:14Because he's fucked me over at every opportunity,
09:16and it's now money and it's business and it's work and it's relationships,
09:18he takes low blows, and it's intertwining our drama even more.
09:21So when I hear these kind of rumours or people talking shit about me...
09:24When?
09:26You two, like, fucking jumping up to Harvey on a Saturday night,
09:29talking shit at him. That's not actually what happened.
09:31No, what I'm saying is, you're both very busy.
09:33I don't talk about you, Tristan.
09:35OK, your boyfriend does, so I'm asking... So why are you having a go at me?
09:38I'm not having a go at you, I'm asking you. So what are you doing?
09:40Sam and I are not two people. We're not even back together.
09:43You're not two people, no, you're one person. We're not even back together.
09:45So I don't know why you're having this conversation with me.
09:47Pick this up with Sam. I would love to not have this conversation with you.
09:49Not me. I'm here to sort out my friendship with Ted.
09:51I'm here having a big drink with the boys. Me and you.
09:53Your attitude is fucking terrible.
09:55Why do you think I've got a shit attitude, Yaz?
09:57Obviously, you're pissing me off, Tristan.
09:59Like, I've actually not done anything wrong to you.
10:01Give my regards to your fella. Oh, shut up.
10:03I can't nudge you, Sarah. It's a bad one.
10:07Yazzy.
10:10MUSIC
10:30Oh, very good.
10:32Go on, Ollie.
10:34Yes! Nailed it. Insane.
10:37That is many, many years of practice.
10:40I knew you'd be good.
10:42You look like a croquet player. You walk like a croquet player.
10:45You walk like a croquet player? What does that mean?
10:47They just have a certain swag. Bent at the hip?
10:49Yeah, just... With a glass of Pimms?
10:51Yeah, exactly. Wait, hang on.
10:53I really need to know, are you still pining after Sam and I?
10:55Yeah. I can't...
10:57Like, I don't want to, but every time I feel like I'm, like,
10:59stepping away from it, she kind of just drags me back in.
11:02I think you've become a player and she's now going,
11:05I wish someone had told me that that was the key all along.
11:07Do you want to hear what she sent me?
11:09She invited me to the boat race and she sounded quite...
11:12I want to say perky. I want to hear this.
11:24She's done that subtle, sexy voice.
11:26I'm going to go. 100% I'm going to go. 100% you've got to go.
11:29Go and see her boat race, take her up the Thames.
11:31I will. I will.
11:33Have you had any action, then, since the intimacy coach?
11:36Can't remember. We've been a bit stressed, actually.
11:38Do you not think that sex is a great stress reliever, though?
11:41It is, but it's getting into it that's a bit boring sometimes.
11:43I see. Oh, the foreplay. That's what I mean.
11:45Cos you know what I like to do to get someone else in the mood?
11:48Send a nude.
11:49I've never sent a nude in my entire life.
11:51I don't believe that for a second. Not one. Really?
11:53You've never... Do I have a little thirst trap number?
11:55You've never just gone, like... Actually, Angus, I thought...
11:58No, I've got one or two generic photos just for you.
12:01We've sent to everyone.
12:03Broadcast message. No, I've never sent it,
12:05but just in case, you know, if it's a really crabby day...
12:08Oh, is that what gets you off, is photos of yourself?
12:11No. No, I'm not wanky in a mirror. I'm not 14 anymore.
12:15Internet connection was dying back then. I do. It's great.
12:18HE HUMS
12:20By the end of that, one breast would come up,
12:22and you'd be like, oh, a pixelated breast, and you'd done it. You're 14.
12:26I think we should take a nude photo of you and gift it to Gareth.
12:32I think he would like that. He'd love it.
12:34I think the initial stance I'm going to take is I'm not 22.
12:41You're still in fine shape.
12:42I'm all right, but I am 40 in a year and a half.
12:45I think it will be a nice, funny thing for Gareth. Yeah.
12:49God.
12:51MUSIC PLAYS
13:02So, how is the engagement going? Are you guys more in love now you're engaged?
13:05I would say so. I think nothing's really changed, has it?
13:09Obviously, you've told me I'll be one of the guests of honour.
13:12But I'd love if Yasmin and I, we both can come, you know?
13:16No, no, you're definitely invited. I just want to share, you know. Big day.
13:19We need to plan how we get out of this. It is a big day.
13:22So, how are you guys doing? Yeah, we're good.
13:24I mean, well, I was good until I actually bumped into Tristan yesterday.
13:28And he was honestly just so outrageous.
13:31I felt like I was cornered by Tristan.
13:33Like, he was saying that you and Sam are so busy, like, blah, blah, blah.
13:36I was like, busy doing what? I was like, I don't speak about you, Tristan.
13:39Oh, my God. They're going round the whole of Chelsea
13:41accusing everyone of speaking about them.
13:43He was really angry. I was really upset.
13:45Like, I was holding back my tears. I was that shocked.
13:47That, for me, is unforgivable.
13:49And then he was talking about the business,
13:51and he tried to, like, kind of go in the upset mode and go,
13:53I feel really uncomfortable to go into the office,
13:55because, you know, everything that Sam's done to me.
13:57This is a 30-year-old guy, by the way.
13:59And I was like, then why have you continued?
14:01He just doesn't take any responsibility. Why not just buy him out?
14:03But he doesn't deserve to be bought out, because he's done no work.
14:06The easiest and cleanest route is get him to resign.
14:09I can help you draft a lefter in.
14:11I, Tristan, do no work for the company,
14:15and I resign with immediate effect.
14:18Then it comes down to the shares and buying him out.
14:21Well, I mean, just offer him zero.
14:24You know, once he's no longer a director,
14:26he's no longer involved in the company, you can easily get him out.
14:29Tristan is worth zero. Absolutely nothing.
14:31Then just stick it in a letter, put it in an envelope,
14:34and give it to him and say, that's what you're getting.
14:37That is kind of where I'm at now.
14:45MUSIC PLAYS
14:48Bruce Arthur, Marbella.
14:50That's OK.
14:52Monaco.
14:53Everyone I hate's going to cry when they see me.
14:56MUSIC CONTINUES
15:01Georgia's late, but it's nice to, like, hang out.
15:04I know. Us three, you two together.
15:08We've had loads of nice private conversations.
15:11I was too short.
15:13Cheers. Cheers. Cheers to that. I like that a lot.
15:16I like this too.
15:20Up.
15:22Think of the booty, though, Lauren.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:26Oh, my God.
15:29This reminds me why I don't come to the gym
15:31and I actually just stick to Reformer.
15:33I can't do it.
15:34Hello.
15:36Oh, how are you? Hello.
15:38I'm Surya. I've met you. I'm Demi. Nice to meet you.
15:41You're right, Lauren. Hi.
15:43Haven't seen you for a while. I like the pink.
15:45Thank you. I've just been boxing training.
15:47Nice.
15:48How are you, though? You guys are...
15:50You and Jazz are obviously so happy. Yeah, yeah, good.
15:52We're official now. Are you?
15:54Yeah, yeah, so it's all going good. Oh!
15:56Yeah, just staying at hers.
15:57But how are you? I heard, like, there's a little bit of a...
16:00Yeah, it's really shit, to be honest,
16:02because Jazz has been, like, my little sister.
16:05You know, I adore her. It's just been quite disappointing.
16:08Maybe you two need to, like, meet up and have a chat.
16:10What do you think, Livvy? I think be careful. Yeah?
16:13Because I think she needs to prove herself a bit. Yeah. Yeah.
16:16I just don't want to get into another...
16:18You know when you almost, like, don't want to have a conversation
16:20because you don't want to be disappointed?
16:22I don't think she's going to... She was crying the other day, Lauren.
16:25She genuinely misses you. She doesn't want to fall out with you.
16:28I think she just needs to actually prove through her actions
16:30that she wants to be friends with you,
16:32rather than just actually saying it to you.
16:34Be careful. Yeah.
16:36All right. All right. Good to see you.
16:38See you later. Bye. Bye.
16:40I want to believe it so badly. Yeah.
16:42So I really did value that friendship.
16:44I really, like, adore her.
16:46You know, I still do, but it's just, like,
16:49I'm not doing this fake thing anymore.
16:51I feel like she is like that a lot.
16:53Like, she tries to be friends with everyone,
16:55but then just doesn't give her all to anyone.
16:57Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
17:00What's going on with you, Jan? How are you?
17:02Oh, so crazy that, like, I purposely tried to stay out of
17:05the Zayno and Lauren drama, just for, like, my own sanity,
17:08and, like, I didn't want to pick sides with my two good friends,
17:11and that's why I'm being now dragged into it, because I didn't...
17:14Back either or. Oh, here she is.
17:17Hi! Look at that smile.
17:20That smile.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26Look at that smile.
17:28That smile.
17:30Oh, God, not the smile. You look so gorgeous.
17:32I got your favourite drinks. Thank you, so do you.
17:34Oh, my God, I need that. I appreciate it.
17:38Hello. Hello.
17:40How are you?
17:42Um, I'm not great, to be honest.
17:45I feel like I've wanted to, like, clear some things up with you.
17:50I heard from Tristan that you, like, went in on him yesterday.
17:54I went in on Tristan.
17:56Yeah.
17:58I think Temps and Miles can both vouch for the fact that
18:01I absolutely did not go for Tristan.
18:03I had my back up, as anyone would,
18:06so I don't know why he's now relayed to you.
18:08Yeah, but you're defending Sam, and you shouldn't be.
18:11I was talking about the business. That's what I was defending Sam in.
18:14Only the business stuff.
18:15Like, Sam doesn't want him to be a part of the business,
18:18and it just breaks my heart, because Tristan's, like,
18:20the hardest-working guy, and he's constantly getting
18:22teared down from Sam.
18:23I just don't understand how you can't see that,
18:26because it hurts him so much.
18:28But, Julia, you don't need to get upset.
18:30I feel like you're condoning that behaviour.
18:32But why am I getting the grief between Sam and Tristan?
18:35What have I done to you for you to have a go at me?
18:38I'm not having a go at you, though. You very much are.
18:40You're having more of a go at me. I'm not really having a go at you.
18:42I'm just so done. So what are you doing?
18:44I'm so done as well.
18:46You're getting so, like, angry for this.
18:48Because I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed that you and Tristan
18:50are trying to drag my name under the mud
18:52over something that I'm not involved in.
18:54I've just seen Tristan so upset by it.
18:56Like, he's so upset. I just feel like Sam needs to just stop.
18:58Like, it's just horrible to see him.
19:00Like, he's so sad about it.
19:02I think it really, like, a deep-down affects us a lot.
19:04Yeah, it really does, and he doesn't show it.
19:06And he doesn't show it, but he really, like...
19:08And with his business stuff, like, he wants to put in the effort
19:10and put in the work, but how can he
19:12when, like, this guy is constantly trying to put him down?
19:14Like, what's he meant to do?
19:16I would just walk away. If I didn't need all of that
19:18and someone's treating me so shit,
19:20I'd walk away and rise above it.
19:22That's what I would do. Tristan should walk away,
19:24rise above it and go, Sam, you've been so shit to me.
19:26No, because then that's Sam winning again.
19:28I don't understand what you're saying.
19:30I literally did not want to fall out with you.
19:32I just thought, like, no-one's really having my back.
19:34But no-one's saying anything.
19:36I haven't got a word in its ways, mate.
19:49Go.
19:51No! There's a stain on that, Sophie.
19:53Ah!
19:55That's been thoroughly washed in the last 15 years,
19:57I'll have you know.
20:01Maybe put an apple in it.
20:03That's beautiful!
20:07Oh, I'm a father of two.
20:09What am I doing?
20:19PHONE RINGS
20:23Hi. What's up?
20:25How are you? I'm OK.
20:27Oh, are you OK?
20:29No, just, you know, I'm busy.
20:31Been busy, but I'm feeling good.
20:33I don't know where the sass is coming from.
20:35No, it's not sass, you know, I'm just being me.
20:37How are you? Oh.
20:39Oh, wait, are you trying to play it cool?
20:41No. Oh, OK.
20:43Yeah, no, that is exactly what I'm doing, to be honest.
20:45No, it doesn't really look like it now,
20:47but it's probably going to go like full bad boy.
20:49It's going to wear a leather jacket,
20:51it's going to get out the skull earring,
20:53but I couldn't find them this morning.
20:55I think I left them on my bike or something cool like that.
20:57I think that you're getting it wrong.
20:59I think it should be more Ralph Lauren on the outside,
21:01bad boy on the inside.
21:03OK. I mean, I can do that.
21:05Yeah? Yeah.
21:07I mean, look at me.
21:09What do you mean, look at you?
21:11We both look great. I look great?
21:13We both look great. You look all right.
21:15Hey, guys.
21:17All right. Hi.
21:19Hey, Tabitha, you all right? Hey, Angus.
21:21Hey, Angus.
21:23Like, what is with all this, like, cloak and dagger stuff?
21:25Like, why can't I just meet, right,
21:27the person who said they were going to meet me?
21:29Well, I didn't think you would come if it was just me and you.
21:31And now my wonderful, cute date with Tabitha
21:33has turned into, like, a three-way therapy session.
21:37Well, let's not be Oxford and Cambridge, you know?
21:39Let's just be Cambridge.
21:41Right, I'm going to come and say it.
21:43Freddie, genuinely,
21:45from the bottom of my heart,
21:47I'm sorry that I tried to get with your ex-girlfriend.
21:51You behaved extremely badly in Dorset, OK?
21:54And I also behaved very badly.
21:57I think what you did was slightly worse.
21:59I know. OK, well, no.
22:01You're here to make peace.
22:03And I'm here to make peace, and I also apologise
22:05for the way that that whole situation was handled.
22:07It's all right, mate.
22:09It's been quite rough not being able to hang out with you,
22:11because, yeah, it was just... It's been difficult.
22:13Hug it out! Go on, give me a hug.
22:15Yay!
22:19Yeah, come on, Tabitha. Can I?
22:21Yay!
22:23Of course you bring Tabitha into that hug.
22:25Best date ever.
22:27That's the most action I've got from Tabitha.
22:29That is, yes.
22:42Look at that beautiful, bright smile of yours.
22:44Yeah, I mean, it's very bright.
22:47Yes, I did get new teeth.
22:49But, you know what, I think I've realised
22:52that I didn't need to change anything about myself.
22:55I've definitely learnt a lesson.
22:57Like, I will be getting them off. Yeah? But they are great.
22:59Thank God you didn't get veneers. Imagine if they were shaved down.
23:01You'd be like Gollum for the next six months.
23:03Thank God.
23:04I saw the girls last night.
23:06Ruby, Yaz and Jazz.
23:09I mean, Yaz is your favourite person.
23:11She's just holding so much anger and resentment,
23:14but it's obvious it is because she's back with Sam.
23:16He's texted me, well, he sent me some arsey texts last night.
23:18OK.
23:19So he's going to come down here in a bit.
23:21Oh, God.
23:23I'm not going to have Sam Prince sit across the table from me
23:26and say that I'm anything other than hard-working.
23:28And I'm not walking away until I'm given what I'm owed.
23:31I completely agree.
23:34Just very masculine poses, aren't they?
23:37Obviously.
23:38Good, Oliver.
23:39Is your party not tomorrow?
23:41Are you coming in a toga, carrying her in?
23:43Well, I could do.
23:44To be honest, I kind of wanted to see what you look like naked
23:47because I'm looking for little new acrobats.
23:50I wanted to be Cirque du Soleil.
23:53Cirque du Soleil.
23:54And who is your date going to be for this party?
23:56What about the bloke the other night?
23:58Sorry, I was trying to forget that
24:00and actually preserve our friendship from the royal telling off
24:03that I was going to give you.
24:06How was he in bed?
24:09Well, we didn't make it into bed
24:11because he was way past his bedtime, basically.
24:14Oh, no, really?
24:16I'm so sorry I'm late.
24:18Don't worry, in the slightest.
24:19This is my friend Will.
24:21Hello.
24:22Will is a great guy.
24:24Hollywood best arse double.
24:26Oh, my God, are you joking?
24:28No, quite seriously.
24:29Just in case my arse is looking a bit more 40
24:31than I thought it was going to.
24:33Yours looks like it's been sat on for 20 years.
24:35Quite.
24:36No offence.
24:37It's true, and it has been.
24:38So Will is taking my place.
24:40I step out.
24:41You step out.
24:42And you just have to basically,
24:44you have to make Will's arse look like my arse.
24:47OK, right, let's see Hollywood's best arse turn around.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:55Not bad.
24:57Oliver.
24:58Perfect.
24:59Perfect.
25:05OK.
25:14What do you think of this?
25:15I'm obsessed.
25:16OK, we want to turn the circus, Lily, not be the circus.
25:19No.
25:20OK, maybe not.
25:21Next one.
25:22OK.
25:33Hi.
25:34Hi.
25:36Thanks for the tea.
25:39You're welcome.
25:41You all right?
25:43Um...
25:45It's a hard question to answer, to be honest.
25:48Mm-hm, yeah.
25:50I just thought it was finally time for us to, like, chat.
25:54And I hope you know how much this is, like, breaking my heart.
25:57Like, actually.
25:59I understand why you're frustrated.
26:01Of course I do.
26:03And...
26:05It just...
26:07I don't know, I feel like I can't do anything right, really.
26:12With you.
26:14What do you mean?
26:15Like, when it comes to this, it's really hard for me
26:18when, like, I genuinely...
26:20I know you said that it's not possible to, like, love loads of people,
26:23but, like, with you and Zeno,
26:24like, they're two very different friendships,
26:26two very strong friendships.
26:28Hopefully, with us, strong.
26:30But I really... I thought, you know what,
26:32I'm not even going to get involved
26:34and hopefully they can just have it out with each other
26:36and then we just get along.
26:37Do you see where that, like, hurts me?
26:39You're the last person I want to fall out with.
26:43You know, I don't really mind the others.
26:45I'm really OK with it.
26:47You're... You, it, like, hits, like...
26:49Yeah.
26:50It hits, like... It just sucks, you know?
26:52Like, I feel like we have such a good connection,
26:54such a nice friendship, and, like, I'm there for you, Jaz,
26:57like, all the time, you know?
26:59And, like, I just want to feel like you're there for me.
27:02Yeah.
27:04I came prepared.
27:06No.
27:07Yeah, I really like my make-up.
27:14What?
27:15Love you.
27:19Love you.
27:20Love you.
27:22But I just want to thank you for being so...
27:24I know that you didn't expect to run into Demi.
27:27Yeah, not at all.
27:28And then she was like,
27:29yeah, that Livvy girl doesn't like you.
27:31And I was like, sorry.
27:32But Demi came home and I was like, wait,
27:34so Livvy's the one with the problem?
27:36And I was really confused.
27:37Like, did you feel that vibe when you were speaking?
27:40No, I feel more Livvy.
27:42Maybe she, in that moment, was like,
27:44OK, just, like, proceed with caution.
27:46Yeah.
27:47Are you guys friends? You and Livvy?
27:49I would say we're good.
27:50Like, I've really tried to make an effort with her
27:52since the Maldives.
27:53So it kind of just, like, jabbed me a bit.
27:55Yeah.
27:56She was like, if you're friends with everybody,
27:59are you really a good friend to anyone?
28:01Mm.
28:02Yeah.
28:03To say that in front of Demi was a bit odd.
28:07Yeah.
28:08I don't know, you know?
28:09It's a bit embarrassing.
28:13Right.
28:14Who are you supporting?
28:15I'm Oxford, OK?
28:16Let's do it.
28:17Let's have it.
28:18I'm Oxford as well.
28:19Woo!
28:20Woo!
28:21Yay!
28:22Oh, come on, Oxford!
28:23Oh!
28:34What do you think of this one?
28:35Oh, my God.
28:36It's a contender for sure.
28:37Yeah.
28:38I love it.
28:39So do I.
28:40Picked out these for you, maybe, to go with the dress.
28:42Yeah, I'd like to go with it 100%.
28:44This is really the vibe for Sophie's party.
28:46Isn't it?
28:47I feel like it works with her.
28:48Exactly.
28:49It's a lot, but no, I love it.
28:50It draws you.
28:51It's great.
28:52Short?
28:53I love short.
28:54Yeah, this is such a good idea, actually,
28:55renting out a dress.
28:56I know.
28:57Because I hate wearing the same dress twice.
28:58It's also just a really good idea,
28:59because obviously it's, like, good for the planet,
29:00but then also you get to wear loads of different things.
29:01But look how amazing all these dresses are.
29:02I know.
29:03They're stunning.
29:04How's he?
29:05How's everything with Jack?
29:06Yeah, we're really good, actually.
29:07I think we had a bit of a rough patch for, like, a few weeks,
29:09but we're so good now.
29:11We're, like, on the right track.
29:12Good.
29:13And how are you?
29:14How's things with, like, the whole Jazz situation?
29:17Lauren was telling me about it yesterday at the gym
29:19when I saw her.
29:20We actually bumped into Demi, which was interesting.
29:23Was that really awkward?
29:24Yeah, that was the first time I'd met her as well.
29:26She's lovely, isn't she?
29:27No, she seems really sweet.
29:28But, yeah, she was basically just saying
29:30Jazz has been really upset about Lauren.
29:32Lauren said Jazz has been messaging her quite a lot
29:34to meet her up, and that they obviously met up today
29:36for a coffee, I think.
29:38Mm.
29:40I mean, I'm obviously not the nicest thing to hear,
29:44that she's, you know, wanting to try this hard to fix the future.
29:48Yeah, it does seem like she is, like, really upset about it.
29:51Yeah.
29:52I just sometimes get slight fake vibes from her,
29:54cos I feel like she tries to be so nice to everyone.
29:57I wouldn't say that she's fake, but I do think that she
30:00struggles sometimes with deciding which way to go
30:03and, like, doesn't want to upset everybody,
30:05or doesn't want to, I guess, be on people's bad side.
30:07And it's something I'd want to speak to her about and just say,
30:10your priority feels like it's with Lauren here, not me.
30:13There is a bit of a common denominator here,
30:15which is that Jazz isn't backing either of you guys.
30:19Yeah.
30:21Well, you know I'll always have your back.
30:23I know that, my love.
30:24And I really appreciate the support that you've given me recently.
30:27It means a lot. Good.
30:29Sam same.
30:30Tristan, Julia, Heidi.
30:33Yeah, I think I'm going to go.
30:35See you later.
30:36Bye. Bye-bye.
30:40Sam.
30:41Tristan.
30:42How's it going?
30:43Good.
30:44Yeah?
30:45Yeah, really good.
30:46Good.
30:48First of all, I think what I can't seem to get my head around,
30:51and it's been days now, is why you raised your voice at Yasmin.
30:55Is it funny?
30:56Yeah.
30:57Is it funny?
30:58Yeah, you're funny.
30:59It's funny that you raised your voice.
31:01It's a discussion.
31:02It's good you laughed.
31:03It's a discussion.
31:04Did you raise your voice?
31:05I matched her energy.
31:06You matched her energy?
31:07Mm.
31:08Your lies are swirling.
31:24Your lies are swirling.
31:26What's the point of you being here?
31:27Is this the point of it?
31:28Because I can't be arsed with you all.
31:30I'm sick of a guy who pretend...
31:32You're a pretender.
31:33I'm sorry.
31:34You're a proud gentleman that shouts at girls.
31:36I'm not. It's absolute bollocks.
31:37Sam, you cheat on every girl you've been with.
31:39You've left a string of broken-hearted women.
31:41You're an emotional...
31:42You are the poster boy for emotional immaturity.
31:44You're a serial cheat and you're a manipulator.
31:46Stop pretending to be so happy
31:47when your girlfriend's saying you're sitting at home crying.
31:49Why are you crying?
31:50Why are you trying to weaponise emotional vulnerability?
31:52I'm sick and tired of people like you trying to drag me down.
31:55I'm trying to cut all ties with you, Sam.
31:57Also, you keep saying, cut ties with me.
31:59That's exactly what I want.
32:00Absolutely. Likewise.
32:01Apparently, you invest into Bella.
32:02No, I invested my time into Bella.
32:04How much did you invest into Bella?
32:06Nothing. Emotionally, time.
32:08That's what I've invested.
32:09I owe you nothing.
32:10I owe you nothing.
32:11I gave you the shares. You've done nothing.
32:13Sam, I'm not going to sit here trading blows with you.
32:15It's absolutely...
32:16Tell me what you've done. Nothing.
32:17You're going on TikTok Live and selling a few houseplants
32:19and not running a business, Sam.
32:20You're absent for months at a time.
32:22You've had a failed podcast with a girl you cheated on
32:24and a failed tea business.
32:25You're not Jeff Bezos.
32:26What have you done?
32:27You are an embarrassment.
32:28And the fact that you're sat here trying to insult me
32:30means absolutely nothing to me.
32:31I'll give you straight facts.
32:32Nothing you ever say to me...
32:33I'll give you straight facts.
32:34You chase chaos like it's oxygen.
32:35No, I don't.
32:36You chase the spotlight because you think you're a main character
32:37but you're a fucking villain with a baby face.
32:39And nothing that you say to me will ever mean a thing.
32:42When you have something to talk about...
32:43I have something.
32:44We can discuss.
32:45I'm not interested in hearing this, Sam.
32:46Goodbye.
32:47All the best.
32:59You already drove me down
33:01And took my head, babe
33:03I got no time
33:05Can never hit you
33:07I'm a superstar
33:12Superstar
33:24Your talent in the circus would be...
33:27Snake charmer.
33:29I would love that.
33:30Of course you would.
33:31You have tamed many a snake.
33:32You know what?
33:33I still don't speak snake, but I can charm them.
33:36In that crushed velvet number, you could be...
33:38I'm the ringleader, babe.
33:39The popcorn monkey.
33:40I'm the ringleader.
33:42I'm the ringleader.
33:44As for you, we've worked out what your talent is.
33:46You're quite good at bending at the hips.
33:48Showing the photo?
33:49No, I don't know if it's the right time.
33:52I think it is.
33:54What have you done?
33:55A little treat.
33:57Well, we did a little something just for you.
34:00This is from me to you.
34:01Have you done something with something of mine?
34:03It's just a present to show you the naughtiness of it.
34:05It's a present.
34:12Is that you?
34:13Of course it's me.
34:14Look how handsome I am.
34:16Something's not quite right.
34:19Because it looks...
34:20The bottom bit looks quite muscly, and the top bit doesn't.
34:23That's your head on someone else's body.
34:25No.
34:26Yes.
34:27I know your body.
34:28I've been married to you for seven years.
34:29That's my body.
34:30It's just a different angle to what you're often seeing here.
34:32That's not your butt.
34:36Sophie and Liv came up with an idea of doing a nice naked photo shoot,
34:39like I did back in the day.
34:41It was a good shout.
34:42I thought maybe I'd get Hollywood's best stunt double ass to help me out.
34:47Hollywood's best, apparently.
34:50He was Brad Pitt in Troy.
34:52Like, that was like 25 years ago.
34:54But I thought maybe you'd find that more attractive.
34:57Body attractive.
34:58Your body's better than this, huh?
35:00So this is silly.
35:01Do you see what he's trying to do?
35:02It was just another idea that could sort of encourage...
35:06Just to push you guys back into the bedroom where you belong.
35:10Let's raise a glass to Olly's ass.
35:12Bottoms up, guys.
35:13Bottoms up.
35:14Bottoms up.
35:15Sophie.
35:16I've never had my ass cheers before.
35:22Take me.
35:31This outfit.
35:32Is that shirt a shirt for a bow tie?
35:35Not in the traditional sense, no.
35:37It's just a shirt.
35:38OK.
35:39Anything else?
35:40You do actually look very nice.
35:42Aw.
35:44It's nice that, you know, we're all cool now.
35:47Do you know what I mean?
35:48I didn't know we were not cool.
35:50Well, no, I'm just saying I'm not trying to sleep with you anymore,
35:53which makes things less complicated.
35:55That's nice.
35:56That's a good progression, I guess.
35:58Yeah.
35:59And Tabitha, I know the ship has sailed.
36:01Has it, though?
36:14Did you like the performance?
36:16Yeah.
36:17I was just staring at you staring at them.
36:19I didn't know where to look.
36:20I was trying not to look at her,
36:21but I was trying to clap her at the same time.
36:27Hello.
36:28Hello.
36:29Nice to see you again.
36:30How are you?
36:31Good.
36:32Good.
36:33Good.
36:34I kind of just wanted to come over,
36:35because I feel like things have been a bit weird,
36:37and since it's Lauren's situation.
36:38But I heard that, you know, you've been messaging her loads
36:40and trying to, I guess, like, fix the friendship.
36:42From this one.
36:43That's where you've heard it?
36:44Yeah, I told her.
36:45OK, fine.
36:46Yeah, because Lauren told me at the gym
36:48that you've been messaging her.
36:50Yeah.
36:51It's quite hard for me to hear that
36:52when she's been treating me as badly as she has.
36:54Well, I didn't expect to have a messenger
36:56talk about my business before we got to speak,
36:58so I'm sorry that you heard that through a third party,
37:00but at the end of the day...
37:01Why are you talking about me like I'm not here,
37:03like, saying this one, rather?
37:04I'm Liv.
37:05OK, hearing from Livvy, that's obviously not ideal.
37:07That's rude.
37:08You know that Lauren's been an asshole to me.
37:10You know that she has.
37:11I told you that I told her that at the gig.
37:13I'm saying you're obviously backing...
37:15trying to back both of us there, but by doing that...
37:17I'm trying to stay the world the fuck out of it, Zayna.
37:19But by doing that...
37:20I think staying out of it is like...
37:21All right, Liv.
37:22Guys, come on, don't do that.
37:23I'm listening to you.
37:24Being able to have an opinion on what's right and what's not...
37:26Nah, it's hypocritical.
37:27No, but I don't appreciate the way you're speaking to her.
37:29It's not fucking hypocritical, it's a completely different situation.
37:31You don't need to swear or shout.
37:32I just think you try to be friends with, like, everyone,
37:34you know, you try to be so lovely and everything,
37:36and sometimes I think that it comes across a bit disindentive.
37:39OK.
37:40That's just my personal opinion.
37:41So I'm not going to be nice to you any more, then?
37:43Happy?
37:44I don't think the way you talk to me is that nice.
37:46You belittle me, you talk to me with, like, some horrible attitude.
37:49I just think it's...
37:50Just don't get involved in my real friendships.
37:52You've been here for five minutes.
37:53OK, fuck off.
37:54OK.
37:55There's no need for, like...
37:56Take a photo of me, then, Zay.
37:58Don't.
37:59No, don't do that.
38:00We've got our own situation.
38:01You don't need to be speaking to her like that.
38:05OK, put it back.
38:06I'm going to move you to it.
38:07I just can't.
38:08I tried to bite my tongue there.
38:10I tried.
38:11She's really getting on my nerves.
38:15MUSIC CONTINUES
38:21Rex, I'm so sorry for the way that I treated you.
38:25I feel like I've been waiting a while.
38:27I appreciate it.
38:39Can I see the picture?
38:40Of course.
38:42Sam and Alice have just come out of the photo booth.
38:46What's going on with that?
38:47I haven't spoken to her since we fell out.
38:50I feel like I need to.
38:51Do you want to?
38:52I would like to.
38:54Alice?
38:58Don't be nervous.
39:02Hello.
39:03Oh, hello.
39:04Hello.
39:05I feel like we didn't really leave it on.
39:07Yeah.
39:08Great times, last time we saw each other.
39:10I feel like, you know, the way I spoke to you, I do regret it.
39:14You know, I would like to apologise.
39:17I was taken a little bit aback by what you said,
39:20so thank you for apologising.
39:22Yeah.
39:24Yeah.
39:25Any apology from you or no?
39:27Why would I be apologising?
39:29Just for constantly saying stuff about Tristan and I.
39:32It's a bit different.
39:35In my opinion.
39:36In my opinion, it's not, but we can agree to disagree.
39:39We can't swear in jest with the history we know you've got.
39:44You don't know anything about me, Sam.
39:46Please don't make slight digs. It's not the time or place.
39:48There's no slight digs. It's just facts.
39:50It's not facts. It's your opinion.
39:51Anyway, whatever.
39:52Best of luck with everything, guys.
39:54Did you have a chance to read the letter from Sam yet?
39:56I absolutely did not, no.
39:58He came to me for some advice on how to deal with business situations
40:01and I just gave him some advice.
40:02You're the neko baby, so it makes sense.
40:04Oh, well, you know, I run a successful business and...
40:08..and a couple of million pounds in family money.
40:10Huh?
40:11You don't need to get your nose stuck into me and Sam's business.
40:14Anyway, if you need some assistance on finding new gardening companies,
40:19I've got a lot of clients in that industry.
40:21Thank you, Sam. I'll check you out on LinkedIn.
40:23No problem. Do your searching. Cheers.
40:25Well, nice to see you.
40:26Been a pleasure to meet you, Alice. Good luck.
40:28Bye.
40:33Tristan's here.
40:34Yeah, and Julia's here.
40:35Yeah.
40:36I thought after that conversation I'd be, like, maybe one step forward,
40:39but I fell ten steps back.
40:41I think a resignation letter needs to be sent in the post.
40:44I need him to sign it. It's time to go for Tristan.
40:47Yeah.
40:48But one thing that's positive is me and you.
40:51I want you to know how grateful I am and I want to give you something.
40:54What?
40:55Because mine's yours.
40:59A key? A key. For you.
41:02That's so adorable. So adorable.
41:05What? No, no, you put my initials in it.
41:07Yeah, cos I want you to feel, like, comfortable to come round mine.
41:10I want you to feel like you enjoy the space as much as I do.
41:13That is so adorable. Look at the little key chain.
41:16Um...
41:18I want you to know that I love you.
41:20I think, also, we both love the people that we became not together.
41:26And for me, it's like, I also want to make sure that we don't lose that.
41:32Yeah.
41:33No, I just want... Oh, God.
41:36What's wrong? Nothing.
41:37I just want to talk to you normally, how we normally do on camera.
41:39I know, but I am trying to do that.
41:42No, but listen, I love you. I love you lots.
41:44I know, but I'm not thinking about the cameras.
41:47I think you... No, I'm not at all.
41:49I'm telling you, I love you. I've said I'm in love with you.
41:51I've said all these things.
41:52And I love and care for you, obviously.
41:54Like, I think... I think you know that.
41:57I do know that. I can't ask for... I mean, from the minute...
42:00You know that I love and care about you.
42:02Everyone can see I love and care about you.
42:04I can't, yeah. I don't say it, like, all the time.
42:06You don't. You don't. You don't.
42:07That's what I'm saying.
42:08I've never had anyone who loves and cares you this much.
42:10Even when we weren't together, you still went back.
42:12You know, it's not an easy decision, like, made such a fuss around everyone
42:16being like, I'm so, like, done.
42:19Like, done, done, done, to the point where I laugh and people are like,
42:22ugh, I don't believe you, I don't believe you.
42:26It is harder when you are, like, faced again with an ex.
42:29Like, you can't deny those emotions.
42:31I can't deny those emotions, I guess.
42:33I can understand that. Yeah.
42:35And I feel like it doesn't need a label.
42:37But I have got one more thing for you.
42:40No.
42:43Yeah.
42:45I love you.
42:46No, that's unbelievable.
42:48I love you.
42:49What?
42:50What the...
42:51I love you so much.
42:53I don't...
42:54Why would you think so much?
42:56That's really sweet.
42:58I love you.
42:59I just want you to know, I feel like sometimes I want to shout from the roof
43:01just how much I love you.
43:02What the...
43:04Do we know if you know my ring size?
43:06Shall we try?
43:07God, this is where...
43:09God, I can't believe that.
43:10I'm actually shaking.
43:11I've been obsessed with this for, like...
43:13That's why I had to call Ruby yesterday.
43:15I said, what do we think about this finger, this finger, this finger?
43:18I don't even know which finger.
43:20No, no, no, no, no.
43:21I think the middle, the middle, the middle.
43:22The middle?
43:24It fits. It fits.
43:25They always say if a ring doesn't fit, it's not a good sign.
43:30I love you.
43:46I want to say to Missy,
43:48you have made me the happiest I've ever been in my life.
43:50And I love you so, so much.
43:51I love you so much.
43:53You know I do.
43:54I really do.
43:55I know.
43:59I love you.
44:14I love you.
44:17Thank you so much.
44:18And obviously I don't know what anything like the future holds,
44:21but just know that...