00:00Samantha, I really appreciate the help, but you and I have very different ideas about what's sexy.
00:12This is about the blowjob, isn't it?
00:14What?
00:14One little blowjob, and I'm a hooker with no taste.
00:18This isn't about the blowjob. This is about the book cover.
00:21I don't feel comfortable being on a shelf next to a biography of Eleanor Roosevelt with my breasts hanging out.
00:27What is the problem? I've seen you at cocktail parties wearing not much else.
00:32Nuh-uh. Not lately you haven't, and you know why? Because it's time for ladies my age to cover it up.
00:38We can't get away with the same stuff we used to.
00:41Meaning blowjobs.
00:43Oh, Jesus, again with the blowjobs. What is your problem?
00:48I don't have a problem. You have a problem.
00:51I have marabou-covered breasts. That is my only problem.
00:54I'm not blind. I saw that look in your eye in my office.
00:58What look?
00:59That judgmental look.
01:00That wasn't judgment. That was shock. I thought we were having lunch.
01:04Are you telling me you have no judgment about me and the World Wide Express guy?
01:08No judgment. But I do have a question.
01:11Will this relationship be priority overnight or next day delivery?
01:16Oh, come on, Samantha. Lighten up, remember?
01:19If I walked in on you giving a blowjob to a World Wide Express guy,
01:24you would never walk in on me because that is something I would never do.
01:29There.
01:31And I cannot believe that you would judge me after everything that we've been through.
01:39Samantha, where are you going?
01:41I'm going to splash some water on my face and then I'm going home.
01:44And I will not be judged by you or society.
01:47I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
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