00:00What are these?
00:04Uh, I don't know.
00:08Well, I'll tell you what they are. They're a pair of women's underwear.
00:12I found them in the toilet tank. A toilet tank?
00:16Yeah, yeah, the water was leaking and so I went in there to lift...
00:20What is going on here?
00:24Did you have a girl in this apartment?
00:34Karen, absolutely not.
00:38Those underwear are yours.
00:41No, they are not.
00:43I mean, they were gonna be yours. I got them for you.
00:46Uh, for your birthday. Enjoy.
00:50Paul, my birthday was three months ago.
00:52I know.
00:54But see, then I found that locket that you wanted and I gave that to you instead.
00:58I wanted to give these to you at a later date, so what I went ahead and did was hide them in the toilet tank.
01:06Why aren't they in a box, Paul?
01:08Why aren't they in a box?
01:10Oddly enough, that's how they came.
01:13I found them in an underwear bin.
01:16A bin?
01:18Where do they sell underwear out of a bin?
01:21Spend Mart.
01:25So you expect me to believe that you purchased a pair of underwear out of a bin at Spend Mart?
01:35Is that your story?
01:37Oh my god. These are dirty.
01:47What?
01:49Oh, that's disgusting. I can't believe those fuckers sold me dirty underwear.
01:53That is just wrong.
01:55Boy, now I'm really glad I didn't give them to you.
01:57I'm hungry.
01:59I'm hungry.
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