00:00I mean dating's not that bad.
00:02I like talking to people.
00:04Until you hit the one thing.
00:06What's the one thing?
00:08A date's going great.
00:10She's smart, you're funny, you're hitting it off.
00:13And then she says the one thing, right?
00:15The one slightly racist thing.
00:17Oh, oh.
00:18Or she tears down her co-workers,
00:20or uses the wrong word for gay people,
00:22or misuses there, there, and there in a text.
00:25That's unforgivable.
00:26Totally.
00:27The one thing ends the date.
00:29Even if you're stuck there for another hour.
00:31This is why I don't date.
00:33I imagine you're also kind of married to work.
00:35I have been accused of that, yeah.
00:37Why is that an accusation?
00:39It takes a ton of focus for someone to get where you are,
00:41as young as you are.
00:43Some people don't like their partner to be as committed to their work
00:45as they are to their relationship.
00:47I just don't get it.
00:48Is that why you're single?
00:49Yeah.
00:50My wife couldn't share.
00:51You?
00:52He could share, but he died.
00:55Sorry.
00:58Yeah.
00:59Work's a very forgiving partner,
01:01but it doesn't really...
01:02Throw you up against the wall and kiss you.
01:04I was going to say scratch your back,
01:06but I like yours too.
01:08Actually, if you don't mind,
01:13I'm just going to call work
01:15and move some things around this afternoon.
01:17Yeah, sure.
01:18Okay.
01:25Oh, God.
01:26What?
01:27This is...
01:29Sorry to have to tell you this.
01:31I thought you didn't look like your picture.
01:34That's because it's...
01:36It's her picture.
01:40Yeah, I'm supposed to be on a date with her.
01:42Are you John?
01:43Yeah.
01:44I am, but it's a pretty common name.
01:47Do you want to go over there?
01:48I don't.
01:49I'm enjoying this.
01:52She looks like she's having a good time over there.
01:55So, do you think that's my John?
01:59I'm so sorry.
02:04I would never want to stand you up.
02:06Something has come up.
02:08Something unavoidable has come up,
02:12and I can't make it there.
02:15Uh, good?
02:17Yep.
02:18But just change the there to the wrong there.
02:20That'll sell for the blow.
02:21Oh, that is good.
02:23Okay.
02:24Yeah.
02:25One, two, three.
02:29And just like that were yesterday's news.
02:34Maybe they're falling in love.
02:36Maybe this is meant to be.
02:38Good luck to them.
02:40We should, uh...
02:41We should get out of here.
02:42Before they see us.
02:48Just be cool.
02:49Yeah, just be cool.
02:50Will you?
02:51You're just freaking out right now.
02:52You're drawing a lot of attention to us.
02:53Go, go, go.
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