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00:00SHUT UP!
00:02You shut up! Let's go!
00:04I'm waiting on you!
00:06You're a toad collector.
00:08Where are you going?
00:10Matt. You wanna take me with you?
00:12I did. He's the kind of guy who doesn't think things through.
00:14The delivery guy's like your best friend.
00:16Come back later today, I'll end the arrest of you.
00:18Okay, peace out.
00:20You refuse to move on to the next phase of your life.
00:22She wants different things, you know?
00:24What do you mean, a father figure?
00:26Stop pulling your sister's hair!
00:28His girlfriend is telling him he's gotta grow up
00:30and gotta move on to the next step in his life.
00:33I found someone.
00:34This old guy?
00:35He's already achieved so much,
00:37yet he's still goal-oriented and still focused.
00:40He has a five-year plan.
00:42What is it? Don't die?
00:44I gotta do something big with my life.
00:46I think Vanessa will respect that.
00:48So he adopts a kid to show that he wants to progress.
00:51I want you to meet Julian.
00:53My son.
00:54Our son. I adopted him.
00:58Great. Now what?
01:01What are you doing there, boy?
01:03Making cereal.
01:05Oh, yeah? Why don't you pour me a bowl?
01:13Boy, don't pour me a bowl. Either way.
01:15Sonny has a strained relationship with his father.
01:17So he feels like I'll take the opposite approach with my kid
01:21and the kid will turn out wonderful.
01:23You even like that name, Julian?
01:25Guess.
01:26You guess?
01:27Well, shouldn't you like your own name?
01:28I mean, why don't you pick your name?
01:30It's gonna be your name the rest of your life.
01:32What do you want it to be?
01:34Frankenstein.
01:36Frankenstein?
01:37Alright, I can deal with that.
01:38I'll call you Frankenstein.
01:39He's going out of his way not to set any rules for the kid.
01:42And he's choosing not to say can't ever.
01:46Is this okay?
01:47That's what you want to wear?
01:49That's okay with me, then.
01:52Good luck walking down the street.
01:54That's all I can say.
01:55I wear big shoes one time,
01:57and I wear the one that's not things on my head.
02:02What's with the kid wearing a cummerbund?
02:04I let him wear whatever he wants to wear.
02:06Those boots are the best.
02:08Frankenstein, what do you want?
02:1030 packets of ketchup.
02:12Alright!
02:1330 packets of ketchup.
02:1430.
02:15Ow!
02:16Nice cut, pal!
02:17They're just fun to be around.
02:18They've got so much energy.
02:19It really makes you think about having kids.
02:22It makes you actually think twice about having kids.
02:25It actually makes you realize you can't have kids.
02:28Do the thing again!
02:29That one touched the ground.
02:38That one touched the ground.
02:39Yeah!
02:40That was awesome!
02:41Everybody surrounding him has either moved to adulthood
02:46or is making the choice to try to move to adulthood,
02:48and he's trying to hang on to his college,
02:50Larney Stone, Monday Night Football life.
02:54Check this out.
02:59Oh!
03:02Ah!
03:04My God!
03:05There's a stick there.
03:07Somebody should move it.
03:08And this child comes into his life and leads him to adulthood.
03:13Welcome to McDonald's.
03:14What can I get for you?
03:15Okay, what do you want?
03:16Cheerios.
03:17Cheerios?
03:18They don't got Cheerios.
03:19What else?
03:20Lasagna.
03:21Lasagna?
03:22What the hell's the matter with you?
03:23When you have a child, there's no time for yourself.
03:27You're just with that kid whenever he needs you.
03:29Sonny?
03:30Yes?
03:31Can I have a night light?
03:33Night light?
03:34I think I can help you out.
03:36Hang on.
03:42There you go, all right?
03:43There's a responsibility and that's difficult on some people.
03:46Action!
03:48We're trying to make sure that you're connected with these characters.
03:55If you can find people that you like working with and that you have a synergy with, it's comforting.
04:02Giggle on the nothing, like it made you nervous to laugh.
04:06Nothing?
04:07Well, that seemed like you liked it.
04:09Yeah.
04:10I like the process that we have.
04:12It's very collegial.
04:13Look at that, you guys wear the same size t-shirt.
04:15That's cool.
04:16It's so much fun.
04:17It's one of the best sets I've ever been on.
04:20What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?
04:22Did she say I was doing laundry with her?
04:24Because where I come from, it's called doing the hibbity-dibbity.
04:27Everyone is so nice and everyone knows each other.
04:31Wash your mouth out.
04:32He's dirty.
04:33That's really fun.
04:34It's like a family.
04:35We went over the scenes one day and everything just sort of clicked.
04:39Oh, my God.
04:40These are the cutest things I've ever seen.
04:42Yes, I know.
04:43I have them in yellow also.
04:44I wear them when I work out and stuff.
04:46I think we have a good chemistry together.
04:48I think any time you work with people that are confident in the script, it's very freeing.
04:52And you've got a lot of very talented comic actors around.
04:56I mean, Steve Buscemi, Joey Adams, Covert, Dante, Rob Schneider, Sandler.
05:01You know, we're all best friends.
05:03We all write together.
05:04We all try to achieve what we want to achieve with these movies together.
05:08What are you doing?
05:09Oh, yeah, the hand-holding thing.
05:11Hey, SpaghettiOs!
05:13You like SpaghettiOs?
05:15Yeah?
05:16Vented cans are half-priced.
05:19Microsoft went down three points.
05:21We've got to save some money.
05:22You guys put out four funny movies.
05:23It's gonna be fun.
05:24Are you nervous?
05:25Very few people can pull that up.
05:26Happy Halloween!
05:27We've got a first-timer out here.
05:28Go on.
05:29Do the right thing, buddy!
05:31Hang out right here for a second, all right?
05:32Don't move.
05:33Hey, you!
05:34What?
05:35Yeah, that's it.
05:36Yeah, see these.
05:37You like that?
05:38He's not happy.
05:39What else you got?
05:40Okay, yeah, that's good.
05:41Trick or treat.
05:42Next year, be prepared.
05:43Come on.
05:44Come on.
05:45Come on.
05:46Come on.
05:47Come on.
05:48Come on.
05:49Come on.
05:50Come on.
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05:59Come on.
06:00Come on.