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00:00:00I know I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that
00:00:12shit the hackers trying to bust through the server firewall this is bad do
00:00:16something the server is the company's lifeline if they break through the
00:00:19firewall we're finished guys our IP is locked just shut me out
00:00:23hold on just let me relax there's gotta be a way I can handle this you like hell
00:00:37this guy works in network operations you know fixing computers watching
00:00:40surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale hack do you
00:00:43know what to do we're running out of time
00:00:46desperate times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:59oh my god he's on the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch a
00:01:06DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers
00:01:12and you just owned him dude that was sick I would sell you just some sort of
00:01:16network maintenance lackey but turns out you're a better programmer than I am
00:01:19how'd you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I heard our boss
00:01:26has recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural
00:01:30net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet just trace these
00:01:37hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut them down one by one if we
00:01:41want to protect the server which is gonna take some time
00:01:46you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:11Oh
00:02:13Oh
00:02:15Oh
00:02:27God finally God finally
00:02:36Oh slide out great full-blown liner
00:02:45you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work all right I'm gonna get
00:02:55some sleep
00:02:58Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not
00:03:17sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:20ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss of
00:03:23more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in
00:03:29your job description Brenda who the hell's this this is William Dorsey our
00:03:36boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing in
00:03:42as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two
00:03:47employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:50honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself
00:03:54let alone your entire team so get out of my face you're fired you're fired get
00:04:03out I just did that you know what they say about new management there's gonna
00:04:10be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:17okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single
00:04:24day none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right who does he think he
00:04:32is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this
00:04:40office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:46oh it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk
00:04:55instead of working you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing
00:05:02costs and buy her a new one Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one
00:05:06thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:12and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter you're fired
00:05:28meet your you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I
00:05:33know um that's not a that's that's not what I meant
00:05:39Oh Fernanda what does he do he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:44just about 500k a year Oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:51what are you doing taking us for a ride no look I was I was working all night
00:05:57can I just take a rest you try to clock in a time and a half for overtime I mean
00:06:02I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks as dumb
00:06:08as these techies or is this some kind of larger-scale scam Eric and I might be
00:06:12dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need to break up with this
00:06:16loser he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in
00:06:22the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:26Fernanda
00:06:29Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:43all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped a cyber attack you want to
00:06:48follow him out hey look Dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in
00:06:55Silicon Valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:12boss's orders I won't hold it against you it's also our one-year anniversary
00:07:18right um see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about mr. Dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so
00:07:35many employees on your first day as acting CEO it's better to be feared than
00:07:40loved I mean what you want me to show some mercy to fear
00:07:45boyfriend is that it no he's not you deserve so much better I mean what would
00:07:53you prefer an unemployed loser or a rich CEO
00:08:00Oh what's up dad
00:08:20yeah um what's the important matter
00:08:25Eric Eric Martin isn't that the guy I just laid off yep just a second do we
00:08:44have any of this is yep I was trying to get him to work for us for years and
00:08:55finally poached he's in charge of our next-gen AI development the company's
00:09:00future is in his hands ah yes Eric Martin AI development I see him
00:09:05Eric Martin AI development one of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley
00:09:11this the guy yeah that's him Eric Martin there's another employee with a
00:09:16similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance
00:09:20don't worry dad I already did huh guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot
00:09:25tech genius after all yeah just focus on getting better dad I got this
00:09:36no I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's
00:09:45it gonna be me hmm what the fuck do you want mr. Dorsey spit it out man what's
00:09:58up the company server just crashed you talk to me it's bad sir the customer
00:10:05complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir Eric saved us
00:10:09during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem
00:10:13solved Fernanda you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:22Eric what a dick forgets his tablet amelioration algorithm wait is this the
00:10:32code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:41hello
00:10:49on my way with Eric's codes I can plug the loophole everyone will think I'm a
00:10:57hero so he said he's got it thank God
00:11:11so there's some question
00:11:16Eric and I weren't a thing I was just leaning him on I choose you of course
00:11:28I'm supposed to be off a half-hour ago where is she screw it
00:11:38you fucking asshole stop it you're acting like a child if you never saw
00:11:59this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth I can do whatever I want whoever I want bastard
00:12:12Eric you and me are over
00:12:29Fernanda a piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt why are you doing
00:12:37this Eric I told you we're done why would I waste my time with an unemployed
00:12:43loser like you
00:12:58keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh yeah so I'm rich
00:13:08handsome you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and beat your meat man
00:13:17Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at doorsteps shut up who knows what
00:13:22kind of lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:28you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
00:13:46you are it's an honor to meet you mr. Dorsey I'm here to report that under my
00:13:53guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're Eric Martin I am I can see why my father spoke so highly of you idiots
00:14:02do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work
00:14:05whatever as long as the boss's son likes me I can keep climbing the ladder mr.
00:14:12Dorsey I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you
00:14:18were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your
00:14:23attempt at revenge
00:14:34boss good news Eric Martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left
00:14:40Dorsey tech he did mm-hmm it happened ten minutes ago he was fired by the CEO
00:14:46son William oh that's hilarious I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got
00:14:56sacked by his idiot son but boss Hendricks tech is just a mid-level
00:15:01startup well someone as talented as I'm really want to join us we have to get
00:15:06him on our side by any means necessary you have no idea how groundbreaking his
00:15:13work in AI modeling is get the car ready I'm going to the Dorsey office and Eric
00:15:22is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crash
00:15:34right after you got fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still
00:15:39deny it bullshit you guys have always looked at me as some nobody maintenance
00:15:44worker now you're gonna blame me when the server gets hacked none of you
00:15:49idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a
00:15:54job I'm not gonna argue with you in front of mr. Dorsey what the hell are
00:16:00you trying to do you to tell them the truth that they're gonna take to the
00:16:03police station Eric I had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other
00:16:08tricks you have of your sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:14all right what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real
00:16:23evidence what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs really without a
00:16:33shred of remorse don't you know that mr. Dorsey's gonna make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr. Dorsey the way I see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah
00:16:43William a scumbag like him should never get away with this from this day on Eric
00:16:52Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:01you know what this means there you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro I
00:17:09said one question does Asher the CEO know that I've been fired why should the
00:17:17CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot shit
00:17:23didn't you boys second to the police yes sir
00:17:28stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining Hendricks Tech
00:17:47he's joining Hendricks Tech I recognize you you're Evelyn Hendricks CEO of
00:17:55Hendricks Tech Evelyn what are you doing here I'm here for you of course I haven't
00:18:03seen you since college what a dummy like you went to college with her so is
00:18:09this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees I would have expected better
00:18:12from you miss Hendricks these are high-level conversations between company
00:18:18CEOs someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:22miss Hendricks this prick Eric has severely sorry who are you I I'm I don't
00:18:31really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god okay look right
00:18:35after I fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into
00:18:39our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man
00:18:44I don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber
00:18:47criminal did you really not ask your father about who Eric is of course I
00:18:57asked my father he said that Eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into
00:19:01the company slacker is that really what Asher said word for word he said fire
00:19:12this loser as soon as you get the chance
00:19:17Asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this give me a
00:19:26break Eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like
00:19:31you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to you
00:19:37or Dorsey Tech Eric how would you feel about coming over to Hendricks Tech
00:19:49you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four
00:19:53million per year I want to make you our lead software engineer I'm sorry a
00:20:09principal shareholder four million dollar salary this under you're giving
00:20:14him a lot of it you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose you
00:20:19know he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech right and now you want to
00:20:22make him a millionaire I know you're trying to help but I don't want the
00:20:31money then with this
00:20:37are you kidding me this is insane if you join Hendricks Tech you can have
00:20:43anything you want including me
00:20:49okay look miss Hendricks you're a self-made woman which I respect so for
00:20:55your own good let me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on is
00:20:59some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:08what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car
00:21:25the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell Asher that
00:21:32from this day forward I Eric Martin will be severing my ties with Dorsey Tech
00:21:39quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's
00:21:44right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even see your
00:21:50employees as human beings miss Hendricks I know that you and Dorsey Tech are
00:21:57competitors yes but to be honest right now we're actually struggling to compete
00:22:03don't worry I can help change that I can help change that look at yourself Eric
00:22:13offering to work for a smaller company what a joke I'm sorry a traitor like you
00:22:22doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the company
00:22:26server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack I demand you
00:22:31to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and all of its customers and if you don't
00:22:36I'll have to restart okay good luck with that what are you gonna do about it you
00:22:44have no choice but issue that apology stop threatening my employee if you
00:22:49insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to Hendricks Tech and
00:22:53we'll see it as a declaration of war well if war is what you want that's what
00:22:59you know what
00:23:05you know what
00:23:13let's go be sick if I stay another second in this shithole
00:23:19mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric you've done well I'm gonna
00:23:33assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what
00:23:41about me darling oh don't worry my dear I'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:48you're gross I won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems
00:23:55crash fuck the tablets in the office what should I say I used a one-of-a-kind
00:24:03code that I developed myself to get the server back up and running I can explain
00:24:08it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own
00:24:13code you know what don't even bother showing it to me I'm sure it's
00:24:17exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team I can relax thank
00:24:24you sir
00:24:31say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down
00:24:36on me now
00:24:39hello hi mr. Dorsey it's Evelyn Hendrix I'm just going to inform you that as of
00:24:52today Hendrix Tech has a horse in the AI development race AI development is the
00:25:00crown jewel of Dorsey Tech are you sure you want to challenge us as I said I'm
00:25:07just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:20what's that sly fox up to she knows I have my lethal weapon Eric so why would
00:25:27she want to go to war with me
00:25:31unless
00:25:43dad what's up tell me you didn't fire Eric
00:25:50okay um just just calm down just for a second I only fired the slacker you told
00:25:56me about okay then explain to me why Hendrix Tech is suddenly wanting to go
00:26:00to war with us well I I just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance I
00:26:06mean I'm not an idiot there's no way I would let some lousy slacker bring down
00:26:12our entire server single-handedly
00:26:18jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you intentionally misled
00:26:23devil she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us is the
00:26:30mastermind behind Dorsey Tech's AI modeling that's what she had the guts to
00:26:34declare war nice job son that shows real initiative I think it's time you take
00:26:40full control of our next-gen AI modeling project really dad thank you thank you
00:26:51so much now get to work we are going to make Hendrix Tech the laughingstock of
00:26:57the whole industry all right bye bye I love sir AI modeling is the future of
00:27:09Dorsey Tech William just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to
00:27:15him this soon I'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were
00:27:18counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:24you mean Eric Martin that's right all I have to do is stay hands-off and let him
00:27:31do what he does best as long as we have Eric Hendrix has a snowballs chance in
00:27:37hell plus Evelyn fell for Williams bluff and
00:27:42hired that clown Eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her
00:27:47self-destruct so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your
00:28:05thoughts it's not bad a small group but they're talented all we need is a few
00:28:12programmers with specialized knowledge in the field of AI precisely so is there
00:28:19any chance that our lead engineer mr. Martin could put together a team I heard
00:28:25that you weren't the only one that William Dorsey fired they've got it all
00:28:30figured out don't you all right give me a minute I'll call the guys
00:28:38welcome
00:28:46come in mr. Dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge
00:28:54of our AI modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer I'm putting you in
00:28:58charge of development is there a problem no not at all don't worry I'm
00:29:12the right man for the job yes William there's been another crisis several key
00:29:22employees from the tech department have resigned the department can't function
00:29:25like this what what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it they
00:29:31were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking Eric Martin
00:29:37William what should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else
00:29:41resigns we're done for there's no need to freak out you still have me I can fix
00:29:46this yes no with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your solution look
00:29:53we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better
00:29:58ones I'll make a few calls
00:30:05like that I like that yes Oh fucking Eric Mark oh this is all going
00:30:15swimmingly now I can put my own people in key positions soon I'll have the
00:30:20whole company under my thumb Johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be
00:30:27assuming the role of department head and this is Ruby Leon and Matteo they're
00:30:32professional and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team
00:30:36Hendricks Tech's AI work will be in good hands
00:30:39we're all pleased to meet you welcome everyone it's great to have you all on
00:30:45board but I do want to warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a
00:30:49ways to go if we want to compete with Dorsey tech with Eric at the helm will
00:30:54always be one step ahead but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI
00:30:59program that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model
00:31:06then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:20we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen AI neural
00:31:25net patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if Dorsey tech
00:31:30analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still
00:31:34have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:31:38then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for
00:31:43dominance Hendricks Tech is destined for victory
00:31:48I am again oh miss Hendricks hey come on we're all alone here
00:32:13call me Evelyn are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell Eric I like you I felt this way since college
00:32:36you were the prettiest girl on campus I I didn't think you'd go for a guy like
00:32:42me I've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so
00:32:49oblivious and when I finally got the courage to tell you how I felt you
00:32:55disappeared I went abroad to work on a top-secret training project I know
00:33:02you've always been so brilliant back then I I made up my mind I was gonna be
00:33:10with you one day
00:33:13Evelyn and when I founded Hendricks Tech I wanted to recruit you but a sneaky
00:33:20bastard Asher Dorsey he already had snatched you up I I see um so if I came
00:33:32closer to you now would you mind I should I hate us you're probably where
00:33:50are you gonna go you lost everything when you left Dorsey tech you kind of
00:33:56have nowhere to go now
00:34:03Ellen let's go go where I'm taking you home
00:34:20this is it from now until the AI project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:28for that long you sure that's a good idea I'm your boss remember it'll make
00:34:35it easier for me to um supervise you
00:34:42where am I gonna sleep well I only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to
00:34:49share a bed with me no that's we probably shouldn't I'm messing with you
00:34:59my place is huge at least as big as wherever Dorsey had you come on I'll
00:35:03show you your room this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir the
00:35:15modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at least
00:35:19another month to fully understand it a month not a chance I'm gonna give you
00:35:29three days and I want consistent progress reports sir if we have to rush
00:35:34things I'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and
00:35:37smarter I'm giving you three days Eric mr. Dorsey
00:35:43how are things you dropped your keyboard Oh get back to work mr. Dorsey
00:35:52things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:35:57that's good to hear you know I knew I could trust you with this
00:36:08don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:36:13our new platform is the market I'll stop by to congratulate you your father
00:36:19must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market I'll be sure to let my
00:36:24father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what I need who wants
00:36:29to be just department head if I can keep rising the ranks I'll be the next vice
00:36:33president of Dorsey tech mr. Dorsey my job is to put the plans of expert
00:36:39strategists like yourself into action I believe that if I were the vice
00:36:43president of this company I could do that even more effectively if this
00:36:48project does well I'll see what I could do for you really that's great thank you
00:36:52so much sir
00:36:54you're up
00:37:12Oh
00:37:17come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:24right breakfast looks amazing
00:37:34oh when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:37:42yeah good and when you're finished with your project I have a reward waiting
00:38:05all right team we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and
00:38:12not a lot of time so let's get to business and some good news for you guys
00:38:19I've been in touch with the financing department and you will be receiving
00:38:23paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun once we wrap on top of that when
00:38:32we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product
00:38:36revenue here at Hendricks our employees are instrumental in our success and you
00:38:43will be treated as such we're ready to make it happen miss Hendricks
00:38:48oh amen miss Hendricks we will have good news for you soon
00:38:52yeah the news that we beat Dorsey tech and with Eric on our side we can't lose
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00:40:28Yes, sir
00:40:30Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper and didn't Eric say everything was going fine. Was I wrong to trust him?
00:40:45Mr. Dorsey
00:40:47What are you doing here? Tell me the truth. We on track to make the deadline or not. I can assure you we're doing fine
00:40:53we're just adding a few finishing touches, so
00:40:56Things are a bit hectic
00:40:58Good. Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions. Okay, don't want any slip-ups. Got it
00:41:09Darling no, no, not now. Give me the reports
00:41:21Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit
00:41:25The fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time I want results
00:41:38Miss Hendricks, I've just been informed that Dorsey tax next-gen AI platform is nearing completion
00:41:43It's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast
00:41:48Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now Dorsey's gonna be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors
00:41:55They're taking things to the next level that William Dorsey is really milking all his connections if this goes well for them
00:42:02We're gonna be in a difficult spot. Well, that much is obvious, but I don't good thing. We're finished, too
00:42:08What?
00:42:10Really, why would I lie?
00:42:12We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the easier be for us
00:42:19Why would it be better for us?
00:42:22I
00:42:24Remember what I told you when I first came on board
00:42:28But Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program
00:42:32that
00:42:34It's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what?
00:42:42Then we won't have to lift a finger
00:42:51Hmm so what you're saying is that Dorsey tech has been building off of the trial version that you made
00:42:58It's the only way they could have built it so fast. It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws
00:43:02I wouldn't make a second time
00:43:04Evelyn
00:43:05There's nothing for us to worry about
00:43:08That does make sense. Well, then good
00:43:11Thank you. I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work
00:43:15Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off
00:43:19They'll need their rest before we bring product to market. Hmm. Yes, miss Hendricks
00:43:26This is a big day for us
00:43:31Why don't we end it with a drink
00:43:36Aren't you a lightweight who said that I can handle my liquor
00:43:48I
00:43:57Knew you could be fun. I knew it. I told you
00:44:03That's why that last drink was a bad idea it was a good idea and I could have had at least two more
00:44:11Yeah
00:44:12Yeah, no, I'm you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you
00:44:16While okay, no, no
00:44:24Super easy
00:44:30All right, how do you believe I want a guy like you
00:44:39Maybe you just wanna sober up
00:44:47I'm sober
00:45:06William we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day
00:45:14Let's get married
00:45:16I
00:45:21Where are you
00:45:23Everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show
00:45:27What a buzzkill
00:45:29I'm
00:45:30Coming. No, that's all right. You know, everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother
00:45:38Bye
00:45:43Hey, hey
00:45:45Where'd you go I missed you
00:45:49It's fine
00:45:52He just had a bit too much to drink, you know
00:45:55There is a killer martini spot right up the street. Oh
00:45:59I can get the bartender to whip up something special for you. I'd like that
00:46:04Oh just so much harder than that bitch Fernanda just a climber who hopped from her ex everything
00:46:10And you know, she's kind of woman you you throw some money out and then send her away that's who she is
00:46:17How could you do this to me
00:46:21You know, she she the funny thing is if she thinks I actually love her I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her
00:46:29She's delusional. Oh
00:46:32How pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something
00:46:41Yeah, who gives a shit
00:46:43You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too, and I'll be waiting for you
00:46:48daddy, oh
00:46:50Yeah
00:47:01It's going to be so awkward at work now and I didn't even get the chance to propose to William
00:47:10I
00:47:15Eric it's so cool
00:47:40It's fine, I already saw everything last night anyway
00:47:48How do I look
00:47:54Beautiful
00:47:57Come on get up. I have your suit ready, too
00:48:01Where are we going where else we're gonna go crash Dorsey text little cocktail party
00:48:10I
00:48:34Told you you here is my girlfriend
00:48:37I have to look at the heart
00:48:40Mr. Dorsey
00:48:41It's money like yours. There must be plenty of other girlfriends. You can call
00:48:47Okay, what's got you?
00:48:49Want me to cut your salary or something cuz I could do that. Whatever
00:48:54Just wait until I'm wasted
00:48:56Drunk words are sober thoughts. Okay
00:48:59Mr. Dorsey. Oh, let's have a toast. Thank you
00:49:04It's winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm Cheers Cheers
00:49:27Oh
00:49:33Oh
00:49:45Well, well, well it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey tech
00:49:52Miss Hendricks
00:49:53See you've taken quite a liking to this loser idiot right here. Why wouldn't I like Eric?
00:50:01He's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform
00:50:06Firing him was your loss
00:50:11Okay
00:50:14Thanks to mr. Dorsey's leadership in my fearless efforts Dorsey tech AI platform is now reaching the market
00:50:21You talk a big game
00:50:23But the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails. Oh
00:50:28Oh
00:50:29What's up?
00:50:30Really funny about that is that we're about to release our own AI platform. Oh, is that so?
00:50:40Well, you frauds don't have a shot against us. How much overtime did you use to make a platform that no one's gonna use?
00:50:48Burn do you hear that?
00:50:50Yeah, I would say our monopoly on the tech industry is secure
00:50:55So miss Hendricks, why don't you go on that little love train straight to bankruptcy? We'll see which product no one wants to use
00:51:05Jesus Eric, didn't we like just break up? Look at you. I already head over heels for another woman
00:51:15Excuse me
00:51:18What's up, talk to me, um, do you have any idea where I am?
00:51:22What?
00:51:24The server crashed
00:51:28Okay, yep
00:51:30Okay. Yep. Um, what the fuck?
00:51:33Server crashed. I'll make a call. Yeah, make a call. It'll be fixed in a minute. Yeah, that's um
00:51:39Wow
00:51:40He's got it. Yeah. Yeah, you got it use the amelioration algorithm
00:51:45Yes
00:51:46Do it
00:51:48Amelioration algorithm, that's what I call the code. I saved in my tablet, but it's only for emergencies. It won't solve the core problem
00:51:54Wait, did Eric steal my tablet another server crash? Huh? If your systems are so
00:52:02Unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product
00:52:06Yeah, this doesn't concern you at all. What's up, man? We figured out
00:52:11Yeah
00:52:13Got a fix. No big deal. No big deal
00:52:18Wait, did you just say the company's server crashes? No big deal. This is an internal affair
00:52:25internal and
00:52:27You were driven out
00:52:29So I would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the core issue
00:52:35So the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes is such a new mistake
00:52:42If you understood code, you'd know that
00:52:45My god, if you would understand go you wouldn't do like seriously do you hear yourself?
00:52:50What do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else, please man?
00:52:56right
00:52:57What do I know? I
00:52:59Wrote the amelioration algorithm
00:53:01What did you just say I?
00:53:07Wrote the amelioration algorithm
00:53:09I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius. He hired
00:53:14Was it really Eric all along? Oh
00:53:16What have I done?
00:53:18Shut up. What mr. Dorsey? You can't believe a word. They say they are our competitors, right?
00:53:26Believe whatever you want. What a dumpster fire
00:53:31Let's go honey. Yeah. Oh my god. Did you just call him, honey?
00:53:37Yeah, so back when I recruited Eric, I made the terms very clear
00:53:42I told him he could have whatever he wanted
00:53:45Including me. I'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what I
00:53:54Have an image to maintain
00:53:58Yes, of course
00:54:00You
00:54:10So what you're saying is
00:54:13It's not that I won't respect Hendrix tech Dorsey is less an investment risk and they have greater potential. I
00:54:20Can't justify choosing your product over theirs. Mr. Brown. We're a risk worth taking
00:54:25Once you see our AI platform, I guarantee you'll want to reconsider
00:54:31Bravo bravo was quite an inspiring sales pitch
00:54:38You must be mr. Dorsey son, it's a great pleasure
00:54:42This Hendrix and I were just having a little chat
00:54:44Naturally, I'll still be investing in Dorsey tech
00:54:47Yeah, so, um, if you're here chasing investments, I would suggest you just give up and go home with us here
00:54:53You won't get a red sun from these guys. That's right
00:54:57Over 90% of the guests here. I've already invested in our new AI tech program
00:55:03Best get out while you still can I'm afraid they're right
00:55:07We've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's new AI platform
00:55:12So and I can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will be paid back
00:55:20At Dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing business with you
00:55:26If I were you I'd cut my losses and take my leave
00:55:30Get out unless you also want to invest in Dorsey tech
00:55:38Hey, let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:53Sounds like a plan
00:55:55I
00:56:04Didn't you just tell us to get lost I didn't want to fend. Mr. Dorsey back there. It was all an act. Well, that sounds
00:56:12Professional then. What do you want? Miss Hendrix?
00:56:15Investors know to hedge their bets
00:56:18What Hendrix tech is doing is impressive and I want to offer my help. I
00:56:22I
00:56:23Know you need funds to promote your products and I want to assist with that
00:56:28But we need to sign a contract first
00:56:31No way. Am I signing a contract with you at least hear the terms if your AI product tops Dorsey techs
00:56:39You pay nothing
00:56:40If they win
00:56:42You pay everything back. What do you say?
00:56:45That's a lot of money we're talking about. Hmm. Well, it's definitely risky
00:56:50But I trust Eric
00:56:54Mr. Brown we accept your offer
00:57:03Today Dorsey text highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform AI plus was released in the United States on its first day
00:57:11AI plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:57:15Completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor Hendrix tech which also launched their new platform AI King on the same day
00:57:25Everyone Hendrix has guts. I'll give her that but dropping her new product on the same day as us at his career suicide
00:57:33Let's get to the office Griffin. Yes, sir
00:57:45Relax mr. Dorsey Hendrix tech is no threat. Yeah, I know
00:57:51Remember when you said that if this project went well, you'd promote me to vice president
00:57:55Yeah, I remember but AI plus is just barely hit the market. We can't even call it a success yet, right?
00:58:02true, yeah, I
00:58:08Have news talk to me
00:58:10The
00:58:12Bad news is that Hendrix tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:58:17The good news is that the consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:58:22Okay
00:58:23All right, I'll take it. I'll take it. Like I said, we're unbeatable
00:58:28Come on, let's celebrate. No, no, not yet
00:58:32How do Hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline?
00:58:35I mean they got started much later than we did
00:58:37I heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
00:58:43lead engineer
00:58:45Eric, I
00:58:47Thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:58:50Right
00:58:57Dad what's up? Oh
00:59:04Got it
00:59:07The boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion shit guys, this isn't good
00:59:13All right. What is it now? All right, I platform and company server have both crashed
00:59:17What the fuck right every time?
00:59:23Seriously god damn, dude
00:59:29What the fuck is going on
00:59:32Just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it
00:59:36They don't just sit around like an idiot fix it. So this is an issue with the system's core framework. We didn't build that
00:59:42What do you mean? You didn't build it?
00:59:44We're using the same framework to Eric bill before he left Eric the guy I fired. Yeah, Eric with the K er I came
00:59:53You took credit for someone else's work
00:59:56Mr. Dorsey, let me explain. No, there's no time for explanation. Why didn't you rebuild the core framework?
01:00:02Mr. Dorsey, we need to focus on getting the company server up and running our users trust depends on it speak
01:00:08What happened to the company server sir? He was the one I didn't do shit
01:00:12Shut your mouth go the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes
01:00:18It's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code
01:00:22Every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption
01:00:25It's been a ticking time bomb ever since this time the AI platform went down brought the whole server down along with it
01:00:33It's completely unfixable
01:00:37This was all your fault
01:00:40William all of our users are switching over to Hendrix tech AI platform. What should we do? How the fuck am I supposed to know?
01:00:52Mr. Dorsey, what on earth is going on? I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this. Look sir. I can explain
01:00:58I'm sorry. Okay, it's gonna be fixed
01:01:03I'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal. Dorsey tech is finished
01:01:14500,000 we just passed 500,000 you guys 98 99
01:01:32It's still going up
01:01:35Fuck fuck fuck
01:01:37This is all your fault. This is all your fault. Mr. Dorsey
01:01:42fuck I
01:01:44Wanted to help you. I was trying to help the company. I've had enough of your bullshit
01:01:49You fired half the bloody tech departments. What was I supposed to do and you gave us impossible deadlines?
01:01:55No, no, no, don't make this about me. I get it now. You were using my promotion as bait
01:02:00You were never gonna make me VP. You want your job or not? Is that a threat?
01:02:05Fire me do it. You think I won't
01:02:08If Eric leaves, so do I
01:02:12Me too
01:02:14See when you fired everyone I replaced them with my people
01:02:20Go ahead fire me. You'll clear out your whole tech department. You will sink Dorsey tech
01:02:26You were never the prize tech genius at Dorsey tech you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:02:41I'm ashamed to call you my son
01:02:45What the hell have you done to my company dad
01:02:50I'm sorry. I'm not here for apologies
01:02:57The hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired where's Eric
01:03:04Dad I fired Eric you fire him
01:03:11Was that was that a mistake
01:03:14Dad are you okay? Hey, are you okay? I
01:03:19I
01:03:20Busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey tech
01:03:25He was the backbone behind this company
01:03:29And what did you do?
01:03:31You fired him
01:03:34so, um
01:03:35It was Eric with a K all along
01:03:42Where is Eric now, I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back
01:03:48um
01:03:50Eric is that Hendricks tech
01:03:56Sorry excuse for a son you destroyed my company
01:04:06Sir
01:04:08bad news
01:04:09It appears that the server crash was just the beginning. What's going on?
01:04:13The crash also affected our automobile software there have been at least 30 car accidents across the u.s. Oh
01:04:22Six people have died
01:04:30No, no, this isn't my fault it was Eric's fault Eric with the K
01:04:34It was his code that was faulty. No, that's fucking bullshit
01:04:38I fired him before that happened, but I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote
01:04:44I'm only guilty of using his work. Everything else was his fault. I
01:04:49Wrote the amelioration algorithm God, I mistook the genius for the loser. I'm not going down like this
01:04:57Dorsey tech ain't finished yet
01:05:02Griffin
01:05:04Take this man to the police if Dorsey tech goes under
01:05:08He'll have to pay for this
01:05:10Yes, sir
01:05:13You
01:05:33Mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor
01:05:36So we will not be returning the five billion dollars you invested and again, thank you for your generosity
01:05:46I'm sorry, mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear. We beat Dorsey tech
01:05:52So we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received
01:05:57No, no more butts
01:06:00Goodbye, mr. Brown
01:06:07I
01:06:10Give you that reward
01:06:14I'm sure it'll be very special. You have no idea
01:06:25Before it's all over for Dorsey tech now, is there anything you can do to help me?
01:06:34What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend
01:06:38Boyfriend, that's right. I'm his girlfriend now
01:06:43We're living together and we're getting married soon, too
01:06:47You you you can't no, it's not possible
01:06:54You dumped him and treated him like trash
01:06:59It's a little late for you to come crawling back
01:07:03Guys
01:07:17You're hot when you're bossy you like Eric what
01:07:26Eric
01:07:34Eric
01:07:39You know how much I've done for you Dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:07:46We need your help mr. Dorsey all those things you gave me I
01:07:52Returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation. Oh
01:07:57Oh
01:07:59Has he not told you?
01:08:01Now that is not how it went down at all
01:08:04It was that dirtbag Eric with the C who went behind my back and got me all mixed up. Oh, yeah
01:08:11Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had including my career
01:08:17Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:08:21Eric I
01:08:22Am really sorry. I
01:08:24Don't want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you
01:08:30So, but you please leave our office
01:08:36Now would you please leave our office we wish Dorsey tech the very best
01:08:54You
01:09:01You fucking doomed us son you doomed Dorsey tech
01:09:08That dad dad dad dad dad
01:09:12Dad
01:09:19So you're really not gonna help them
01:09:23They're the ones who fired me now they have to live with the outcome
01:09:29Not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet taste of victory
01:09:42You