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02:17Oh fuck, he knows.
02:19How the fuck can he know?
02:21How?
02:22But I know everything, mate.
02:23Rest assured.
02:24I know you get Crystal for them two muppets,
02:27A-Train and Jack from Jubilee.
02:29I know you get Queen Maeve her happy pills, and I know you get coke for that cunt of
02:39Homelander.
02:40Cunt with human adrenaline the way he likes it.
02:44I wonder where that comes from.
02:48Never mind.
02:50It pays for all this, doesn't it?
02:52Oh, don't you supply the great wide wonder?
02:55Of course, he's not one of the seven.
02:57But a customer's a customer, right?
03:00Tell me something, son.
03:02What's he into?
03:04I'm not telling you a fucking thing.
03:10All right, all right. Enemas.
03:12Is that right?
03:14Heroin enemas, man.
03:16I'm the only one he tries to fix them, right?
03:21Here we go!
03:27So long.
03:30Well, when you're doing what only you can do for him, you're gonna make sure this finds its way into the mix.
03:36What is that?
03:37It's something a mad French bastard I know came up with.
03:40Said it will suit a great wide wonder, right down to the ground.
03:44Okay.
03:45Okay.
03:46Okay.
03:47I mean, I guess I don't have a choice, do I?
03:48Die, you old fucker!
03:49No, no, no, please!
03:50Oh, God!
03:51Oh, God, no!
03:52No, no, no, no!
03:53You'll believe a cunt can fly.
03:54Except you won't.
03:55Oh, God, please, I'll fine.
03:56Ah!
03:57Oh, God, please, I'll fine.
03:58Ah!
03:59Oh!
04:00Oh, God, oh, God, no!
04:01No, no, no, no!
04:02Oh, God, no!
04:03No, no, no, no!
04:04You'll believe a cunt can fly.
04:06No.
04:07Except you won't.
04:08Ah!
04:09Oh, God, please, I'll fine.
04:10Ah!
04:11Oh, God, please, I'll fine.
04:12Ah!
04:13Oh!
04:14Oh!
04:15Oh!
04:16Come on, O.D.
04:17What bloody use have you beaten me spread all over the street like strawberry jam?
04:20Like strawberry jam.
04:22Nah, what I'll do, if you don't slip this shit to the great white wanker,
04:26is call a nasty bastard I know at the DEA.
04:30You know what your supes will do for you then, don't you?
04:32Fuck off at Warp Factor 9, that's what they'll do.
04:34Leaving you and your Jack Jones.
04:36And you know where you'll end up after that?
04:38Prison.
04:39Where you'll spend the rest of your days with huge and horrible men,
04:42using you as a condom, while they make huge and horrible love.
04:47I'll be in touch.
04:48You just make sure he gets the good news, like I told you.
04:51Oh, Jesus, man.
04:53What did I do to deserve this?
04:59Come on, Sarah.
05:00Off we go, mate.
05:09Oh, fuck.
05:15Sorted.
05:17Good.
05:18Who's this fucking guy?
05:20The strong silent type.
05:22Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:23Very funny.
05:25This is fucking dangerous, man.
05:27What if they spot me?
05:27They'll know I spiked this shit.
05:29No one's gonna be looking at us, believe me.
05:31And I didn't want you to miss all the fun you helped stir up.
05:35Hello, New York.
05:36Speaking of.
05:38Are you ready to give it up
05:40for the greatest heroes the world has ever known?
05:44From the seven, Jack from Jupiter.
05:48Hello, Earthlings.
05:49Cheers.
05:50Thank you, thank you.
05:52Queen, babe.
05:54And the man himself, the Homelander!
06:03Good morning!
06:07We're here to recognize a hero who shines so brightly,
06:20we can wait no longer to bestow upon him
06:22our very highest honor.
06:23Please welcome
06:26the great Wide Wonder.
06:33Yeah!
06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
06:37Are we gonna do this?
06:39Woo-hoo!
06:40All right!
06:41Yeah!
06:42Great Wide Wonder!
06:44Woo-hoo!
06:45Come on, people!
06:46Ow!
06:48Superhero Hall of Fame!
06:50Okay.
06:51How far he has come, how high he has flown.
06:55Through the fiery crucible of battle,
06:57he has soared.
06:58Woo-hoo!
06:59And so we induct him into the Superhero Hall of Fame
07:03as he flies through the flaming ring held aloft by...
07:07Ironcast!
07:16And now, let the great Wide Wonder soar!
07:20Papa needs a new pair of SHIELDS!
07:27Why, man?
07:28I mean, why do you wanna fuck with these fucking guys anyway?
07:31Your mate, there.
07:32The great Wide Wonder.
07:34He was at a party last year.
07:36Private celebration after he gave the commencement address to Columbia.
07:39Took a couple of honor students for...
07:41Well, I suppose you'd call it a flying fuck.
07:44Thing is, it's a bit fucking cold way up there.
07:48By the time they tweaked he didn't give a shit
07:50that it was part of the fun for him.
07:52It was too late.
07:54As far as we know, they're still up there in orbit.
07:58Jesus fucking Christ.
08:00Never heard anything like that.
08:02Everyone we know's got a story like that.
08:05What is it he does, anyway?
08:07He flies really fast.
08:08You know, right around the world with a great wide wonder and all that.
08:12Huh?
08:14Woo, woo hoo!
08:17Woo!
08:22Yes, but there's fast and then there's...
08:25I'd say about Mach 1.5.
08:271.5.
08:42Fuck me!
08:44Mach 2.
08:57Fuck me!
09:27Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
09:33Fuck!
09:40Oh, my God!
09:46Jings, Frenchy.
09:48What did you put in that stuff?
09:52What in the fucking Christ was that?
09:54What are we fucking doing now?
09:56The usual?
10:00Hidden in the light of the sun!
10:02Crow war satellite!
10:05I see it! I see the ship!
10:07Where?
10:08There! Look right in the sun!
10:10What?
10:11By the many moons of my home world,
10:13Galaxus has returned once more!
10:16But the great wide wonder!
10:18All we can do now is avenge him.
10:20Quick thinking, wonder tits!
10:26Oh!
10:28Oh, I'm gonna be sick!
10:30Yeah, quite a result, wasn't it?
10:32Two for the price of one.
10:34Right!
10:35We'll be in touch, mate.
10:46I was thinking you might be OD's handler.
10:48Oh, thanks a million.
10:50Come on, you!
10:51Think of the fun to be had!
10:52I mean, spike in soups, mate!
10:54You trying to tell me you didn't enjoy that?
10:56Define enjoy!
10:58Ha ha ha!
10:59I'm your mama, I'm your daddy, I'm that d*** in the end.
11:16I'm your doctor, when in need, want some coke, have some weed.
11:19You know me, I'm your friend, your main boy, thick and thin.
11:23And then, I'm your pusher, mate.
11:27I'm your pusher, mate.
11:29Ha ha ha!
11:31Ha ha haโฆ
12:03Superfly, here I stand.
12:06Secret stash, heavy bread.
12:08Baddest bitches in the bed.
12:10I'm your pushy man.
12:33I'm your pushy man.
13:03I'm your pushy man.
13:33I'm your pushy man.
