00:00Jizz, jizz on your belly
00:03Ooh, jizz, my jizz is real smelly
00:06Ooh, glamour and glitter, drag queens insane
00:11Jizz, my jizz is contagious
00:14Truly, truly fucking contagious
00:16Whoa, this jizz, this jizz, my jizz is contagious
00:20Outrageous
00:21Jizz is my name, no one else is the same
00:24Jizz is my name
00:26Jizz
00:27Jizz
00:29Jizz
00:32Motherfucking previously on Motherfucking Jizz
00:35Fuck, I don't want an abortion
00:37Oh, you're gonna have that, a fucking abortion
00:40And now back to Motherfucking Jizz
00:43I don't ask for much, Jizz, why can't we have a baby?
00:47Oh, duh, because I like abortions
00:49But can't we let one go to full term?
00:51Oh, gross! Look, you know the rules, only live things go in my pussy
00:56And only dead things come out, yes, I remember, it was very clever
00:58Look, why are you being a douche right now?
01:00You're the fucking douche, you fucking whore, cunt
01:04Cunt, dammit, I'll scare my face
01:06Oh, here we go, hey Jizz
01:08Oh, I was hoping you'd let me keep my baby Jizz, I don't want the abortion
01:14Oh, shut the fuck up, how'd you find me? God
01:16Oh, I want my baby
01:18Fuck you Jizz, I'll have this baby if it kills me
01:24And my baby
01:26Eat my pussy
01:27Shut the fuck up
01:28Alright, I'm getting out of here
01:29Where the fuck you-
01:30Excuse me
01:32Oh, that smells bad
01:33Oh god, it's burning my lungs
01:35Oh, fuck off Barney
01:37Look, Deidre, where you gonna go? Jizz will find you
01:39She'll hunt you down and kill you
01:41I better write a note
01:42Dear Jizz, me, Deidre and Barney are off getting abortions
01:45Love, Chrissy
01:47There, that'll fool her
01:49Alright, we're gonna go
01:51Off to my brother Bobby's house
01:53He sucks cock for money
01:54Why would anybody do that?
01:56Because he's a faggot
02:01Jizz will be right back
02:02Don't change the channel
02:04Or I'll kill you
02:10Deidre
02:11Yo, bitch, where you at?
02:13It's time for your abortion
02:15What the?
02:16Hey, look what I found when I was going through your shit
02:19Me and Chrissy
02:21I'm getting abortions
02:22I don't
02:23Oh, fuck
02:25No, I need that baby
02:27Oh, goddammit
02:28Where the fuck is your brother?
02:30I'm getting fucking hungry
02:31I want a hot dog
02:32Hold up, heifer
02:33Here he is
02:34Oh, good
02:37Hey Bobby, this is my fat friend Chrissy
02:39And my retarded friend Bonnie
02:41Look, I'm knocked up
02:42Oh
02:43Help me
02:44Wait, someone actually wanted to sleep with you?
02:46Yes, they wanted to sleep with me, goddammit
02:48Girl, why are you all big like that?
02:50Look, what do you want from me?
02:51I want you to help me raise my baby
02:53Faggots hate babies and babies hate fags
02:57Everybody knows
02:58Oh
02:59Look at this little fag
03:00Oh, I want you to suck my cock
03:02Oh, I'll suck it
03:03Oh
03:04You reek of tuna, you little lezzy
03:05Diabetes faggot
03:07Look, he's gonna suck my cock and shit on me for only a hundred dollars
03:10Can't beat that
03:11Um, actually my shits are three hundred dollars
03:13Well, look at this
03:14We got three hundred dollars that we fucking stole from Rio
03:16Now get away from that fucking facial waster
03:18Oh, you make a very good argument
03:20Oh, but they have vulvas
03:22Money talks, trannies walk
03:24Oh, well fine, be that way you fucking little dirty little cunts
03:28How dare you take my chances away
03:30I could've been the toilet of your dreams
03:32Just go away
03:33Alright, fine, I'm leaving
03:35But just remember this
03:37One day
03:38When you least suspect it
03:40You will shit on me
03:42Oh, what a fucking freak show
03:43I mean, that comes with the territory
03:45When you shit on people for a living
03:47Can I sell my shits?
03:49I think they would sell for a lot
03:51I think they would get
03:52Well, you know
03:53Asian shits are really hot right now
03:54So you can probably
03:55Can we stop talking about shits
03:57And start talking about my goddamn baby?
03:59Look, I know I'm your brother
04:01But I just really don't care
04:02You know
04:03So
04:04Like get an abortion
04:05I don't understand
04:06Because Jizz does the abortions herself
04:09Oh
04:14Oh, do any of you cunts find that bitch?
04:16There was nobody in the sweatshop
04:18Oh my god, Jizz
04:19Thank god you're here
04:20There's some guy
04:21He's talking about the abortions
04:23Oh fuck
04:24Can I help you?
04:25You giving these girls abortions?
04:27I prefer self-induced miscarriages
04:29Were you aware that you are not to give girls abortions
04:32Without a medical license
04:33Or after the 8th month?
04:35But that's when you pull them out
04:36When they're ripe
04:37I just had an abortion, yeah!
04:40Oh, I just had one too
04:41Here
04:42Here's a picture of my fetus
04:44This is highly disturbing information
04:46As of this day forward
04:48You are not to give another goddamn girl an abortion
04:53Can I fuck the black one?
04:54No!
04:55Alright, fine
04:56What the fuck am I gonna do?
04:58My whole income is based on selling abortions
05:02Ugh
05:03Well, I'm really glad you came to your senses
05:04And decided to flush your baby
05:06I know, babies suck shit
05:07I wanna get rid of it as fast as I can
05:10Hey Jizz, I'm ready for the abortion
05:13Oh, she's not home
05:14Well just jump over the fence
05:15And give yourself a miscarriage
05:17Oh, what a great idea
05:18I'll try it
05:19Oh
05:21Well that didn't work
05:22Oh, this car can run me over
05:23Hey bitch, run me over, kill my baby
05:25My baby
05:26Oh, what the fuck you crazy bitch
05:27What's wrong with you?
05:28I just don't want my baby anymore
05:31Yeah, brother helped to realize
05:32That's me
05:33Well you're in luck
05:34Because I'm headed to Jizz's abortion concert right now
05:38Oh fucking sweet
05:39Kill the baby
05:40Eat my pussy
05:41Oh, gross
05:42Oh, lighten up, faggot
05:44Let's go pro-choice a baby out of a bitch
05:47You ready to go on?
05:50Yeah, let me just get high first
05:52Oh, hell yeah
05:54I see your motherfucking camel toe
05:56Oh, jeez
05:57Oh, fucking grubbies
06:01Oh, what the fuck, where have you been you stupid dumb fucking cunt?
06:06I finally realized having babies is for retards
06:10I realized that I don't wanna fucking have some goddamn baby on my goddamn back
06:16Well, let's get rid of it
06:18Let's get a motherfucking abortion
06:20Hey, let's get an abortion
06:23Do it today
06:24Let's get an abortion
06:26Whoa
06:27Pull that baby
06:29Out of your sneeze
06:31Hey, you should get an abortion
06:34Every girl should get an abortion
06:37Do it today
06:39Get an abortion
06:41Don't give it a name
06:43Flush it down the drain
06:45Get an abortion today
06:47Abortion
06:48Uh-huh
06:49Oh, I'm giving the abortions
06:50Oh
06:52Oh
06:53So has my concert proven to you that I need to give abortions?
06:56Well, look, I'll make you a deal
06:57Alright, look, I'll do anything
06:59I'll do anything
07:00Just name it
07:01Just do it
07:02You can give the abortions
07:03If you let me watch those two girls make out
07:06Oh
07:07Oh
07:08Oh, come on
07:09Oh
07:11Oh
07:12Alright, that was hot
07:14Oh, Rio
07:15I hope you're okay that we're never gonna have a baby
07:17It's okay
07:18Cause I'm a fag now
07:19Well, so what?
07:20Oh
07:21That'll be $300
07:22I got an abortion
07:23Oh
07:24That'll be $300
07:25I got an abortion
07:29Oh
07:31Oh
07:32Oh
07:35I got an abortion
07:36Oh
