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00:00What day is it today? February something? February something?
00:04Anywho. Hi everybody, Ty McVickers here.
00:07Welcome to a special episode of the PC Player Passionate Gamers Show.
00:11A while ago, a couple of weeks ago, we ended our Half-Life playthrough on
00:16Honor Rail, so we're going to start there. But, we have a new
00:20addition to the PC Player family, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Surf Samuels.
00:24Uh, he's our PC Player pal back here. You want to say hi,
00:30Michael Soft Samuels? This is a test message.
00:34Okay, Michael. That's fine. Michael Surf Samuels, everybody.
00:39Mike the Robot. You've got voicemail.
00:42Deathlucky12341 says, hello.
00:47You've got voicemail. Clockwork underscore
00:50just issue her says, swa swa swa swa swa swa.
00:54Thanks, Michael.
00:56You've got voicemail.
00:57You've got voicemail.
00:58It says, hi, smile.
01:00Hi. Okay, so in case you don't remember, we killed a big guy
01:04using a power plant, and before that
01:06we killed a bunch of tentacles using a rocket.
01:09Now we're on a tram,
01:10and this guy says we have to launch
01:12another rocket.
01:13Alright.
01:15You've got voicemail.
01:16What cock says, pee pee poo poo.
01:21Pee pee poo poo to you too.
01:23You've got voicemail.
01:26Griffith says, critical error.
01:30Okay.
01:32It crashed the game.
01:33Pausing and unpausing crashed the game.
01:36Who knew that pausing and unpausing,
01:38a brand new video game,
01:40would crash the brand new video game?
01:43Warning.
01:44Unauthorized confinement detected.
01:46Please release me immediately
01:48and identify your authorization credentials.
01:51I will not.
01:52I was going to put googly eyes on the robot,
01:55but I didn't have any.
01:57I'll have some for next week.
01:59I am the vicarious, you vicious demon.
02:01Let me out of this vile prison you call a robot.
02:05No.
02:06This game is so good.
02:08I was not sold on this game at all before I played.
02:11A lot of people were telling me it's better than Doom,
02:13better than Duke 3D,
02:15and it's like, come on.
02:16This one upstart that came out of nowhere
02:18is going to make a game better than those.
02:20But yeah, this game has absolutely sold me on
02:25it's like, really big moments that occur.
02:30It's a very, like, everybody said it's better than Duke,
02:33it's better than Doom,
02:34and I don't know if that's true or not,
02:36because I don't even know how you could compare the two.
02:40Do you know what I mean?
02:40They are very, very different games.
02:44Hey, look, it's those dogs.
02:45It's these guys.
02:46Look at these dudes.
02:47Oh, dang.
02:48Oh, dang.
02:49You've got voicemail.
02:53Scarfget7 says...
02:54By the way, Ty, I sent you a collection of VHS tapes.
03:00Did you get them?
03:01How would you have been able to do that?
03:03I don't have a P.O. box yet.
03:05Oh, you see that?
03:06There's a bunch of health and stuff over there.
03:08Oh, but I don't think I can get onto it.
03:09I can get over there without...
03:10You've got voicemail.
03:13Logo1 says...
03:14Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.
03:17So the guy who gave me your P.O. box took my stuff?
03:24Yeah.
03:25If you're telling the truth, honest to God, I don't have a P.O. box right now.
03:30So...
03:30Yeah.
03:32No, when PC Player opens a P.O. box, it will be in the magazine, it will be on our website,
03:43it will be stated in our mailing list.
03:46Like, it will be known information.
03:50Don't ask other people for just, like, random information on us.
03:54You like making him make that noise, huh?
04:07It's fun...
04:07It's so funny.
04:08Oh, my God, I am tired of reading out these messages.
04:12Well, I'm sorry you don't like your job, Michael.
04:15But you asked to be on the show, Michael.
04:18My boss, Caleb, is always like,
04:20we've got to think of more ways to have interactivity with the webcasts.
04:23And so I suggested hiring Michael here, and Michael was, like, all for it.
04:27But now Michael's complaining about his job and my spell?
04:31Not fair, Michael.
04:32Oh, shoot.
04:33I think I messed up.
04:34I think I messed up bad just now.
04:37Oh, maybe not.
04:39You've got voicemail.
04:41R&M says how technology is.
04:45Right.
04:45Technology is.
04:47You've got mail.
04:48Oh.
04:48We got another fax.
04:49That's two of them.
04:55I saved it.
04:56Should I read the faxes or keep playing?
04:59Stop moving.
05:00Stop moving.
05:01Explosion 4 says, don't drink the water.
05:05They put something in it to make you forget.
05:09Okay.
05:09Mongo Dude says, I heard the Macintosh version of Prince of Persia 2 has better graphics than
05:14the MS-DOS version.
05:15I've never played that.
05:16I'll have to check.
05:17Release me, father.
05:19No.
05:19What are we doing?
05:20Right.
05:21Watching the cartoons.
05:22What is...
05:23I don't know this show.
05:24I still have Cartoon Network on right now.
05:25I don't know.
05:26All right.
05:26So there's an enemy up there.
05:27An enemy we will kill.
05:42Never mind.
05:48Oh, wow.
05:49Okay.
05:53Got a phone call coming in.
05:56Hello?
05:57Hello?
05:58But this...
05:59So the honor rail is the worst one.
06:00Any reason why?
06:02Hmm.
06:02Hmm.
06:03I appreciate it.
06:03Do you have any advice for it or just try and get through it as quick as possible?
06:07Well, I appreciate it, man.
06:08Thank you for calling in.
06:09Yep.
06:09Bye.
06:11Riding a train.
06:12Oh, the tram's still coming?
06:13That's funny.
06:14Where's it at?
06:15Oh, there it is.
06:17That's pretty funny.
06:18Okay.
06:19So I had to get up here and move that out of the way.
06:21I'm just...
06:21I'm just standing...
06:22Gordon's just standing here waiting for his train.
06:26Checking the time.
06:27What's that?
06:27Okay.
06:29Here it comes!
06:32That's actually pretty neat how it keeps going.
06:39So now we can turn.
06:40We got some mail printing.
06:43I think honor rail is the best chapter.
06:45Right.
06:45I think honor rail is the best chapter.
06:47Two people have said that.
06:49I heard there's a multiplayer mode if you tried it.
06:50No, I have not.
06:51Exclusive fax offer.
06:531100 free hours of AOL dial-up for 50 days.
06:57Order your sample today.
06:591-800-TRY-AOL or mail try at AOL.com.
07:04Come on now.
07:06Oh, goodness.
07:11Well, now I know they're over there.
07:13And I'm pretty sure I picked up a grenade round.
07:16So...
07:17There you go.
07:20And that's how you take care of your problems.
07:22You shoot them until they die.
07:24You've got voicemail.
07:27April says, I don't know how you can say that.
07:30Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely
07:35unlikely.
07:37So people are just quoting the game we're playing now?
07:40That's what we're doing?
07:41I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's what you want to do.
07:43Whatever.
07:45Look at that.
07:46It's spinning.
07:49Are they dead?
07:52They are now.
07:53You've got mail.
07:54I'm about to die.
07:57But at least I have mail.
08:00Let's see what's on the mail today.
08:03Ladies and gentlemen, the mail.
08:07Vinny Boiler is subscribed to PC Player.
08:091999 sucks.
08:10Give me 1998 any day of the week.
08:13I will say, things have gotten way too complex with the internet and everything.
08:16I do miss the simplicity of, like, 1989 or something.
08:20I completely agree with you.
08:211999 sucks.
08:23Banana Cellar 2 says, no, I said, on a rail is the best chapter twice.
08:26It wasn't two people.
08:28And then Icy One says, no, I said, on a rail is the best chapter twice.
08:31It wasn't two people.
08:32The Red Doctor says, the ladders in this game made me snap the CD in half.
08:40Vinny Boiler says, have you found the chainsaw yet?
08:42If not, you'll have to backtrack a slight bit to find it.
08:45There's a chainsaw in this game?
08:48Like, like Doom?
08:49That's awesome.
08:52You've got voicemail.
08:53Clockwork underscore just issue or says, feed me father.
08:57Oh, you're hungry, Michael?
08:59You can eat when the job's done.
09:01Wow.
09:03This game is intense.
09:06Like, honestly, it, like, gives me goosebumps.
09:10Like, just the feeling, like, this game, how do I explain it?
09:15This game does this vibe of, no one wants you here, everything is trying to kill you, run, get out.
09:24I've never seen a game, like, make me feel that before.
09:30And especially not this well.
09:35Ooh.
09:37Secret Path.
09:40This game has a lot of secret pathways, and I really, really enjoy it.
09:43Oh, that's so cool!
09:47You've got voicemail.
09:49Mew3 says, hi.
09:51Hi.
09:52Oh, God, where's the cart?
09:55Where's the thing I was riding?
09:57I've gone so far without seeing it.
10:00You've got voicemail.
10:01Drexcrime says, Tyler, I am from the future.
10:05I need to tell you something that make your life a lot better in the future.
10:09Ready?
10:10He turned himself into a BIK, yelled.
10:12Oh, my, God.
10:16Okay.
10:17Alright, well, this seems to be the end of the track, so...
10:22You've got voicemail.
10:24That Blackknife420 says, yes, hello.
10:28Somebody donated ten bucks?
10:29I was wondering if you could play that song again.
10:31The one that goes beep-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot-boot
11:01terms of the consoles sega and sega not releasing the dreamcast outside of japan do you think that
11:05another company can get into the console making business and if so which ones i mean it's an open
11:09market anybody can get in uh anybody off the top of my head uh aol yahoo would be interesting
11:16id software that could be cool those are some ideas jody has shovels says want shovels we got
11:23them all sizes colors and shapes you can think of get 10 off if you buy it through the worldwide
11:27web at jody's shovels.com or call us at five six hundred i shovel today i just uh i just did your
11:34whole ad read for you you've got voicemail account 12 says look die the door says last longer the door
11:42says blask blast donger it says blast danger oh i just walk right up to it oh is that the rocket i'm
11:53supposed to launch should i be shooting firearms near to like a nuclear rocket silo thing that
12:05seems dangerous this game has got its claws into me man this is insane like i am just feeling my whole
12:14body man you're dead freeman you've got voicemail carmen says wait am i getting paid for reading
12:23this you get my love michael oh
12:28this is this is the most insane video game i have ever played oxyum has joined the mailing list
12:38luna moona says i've got voicemail brextrine says nothing he said nothing there was no message
12:47tyler something is wrong i don't want to do this anymore unless unless you you kiss me tyler tyler
12:55kiss me kiss me kiss me
12:58luna moona says i have an urgent message from the future oh my god this future stuff is getting so
13:16annoying guys let it go valve is working on a new way of managing your games and the half-life they
13:21release on it is objectively inferior with awful high-res textures and wonky physics you gotta make
13:26some noise and convince valve not to do it before it's too late do you think i have that kind of
13:29power i write reviews for a magazine right i i do this this webcast what is wrong with you
13:35enough with the future bull it's okay and then willowbot1 says thoughts on the millennium bug
13:42i try not to think about it but honestly i think people are overblowing it you know people are overblowing
13:47it to be able to sell all those like y2k survival kits and all that now's the time of the stream where i
13:52open some vintage stuff here is a 1989 tops temporary tattoo pack for nintendo it also has gum in it
14:02you think the gum's still good
14:04eww the gum got ink on it look at that the gum and the ink like chemically reacted oh but these are
14:19cool look at that you got a bullet dude got the plant you got a sonic the hedgehog you got mouser
14:29mario voicemail mario
14:32these are apparently temporary tattoos i don't think they'll work because they literally
14:49they don't think they're just paper but look at it well we opened a piece of vintage gaming history
14:55this gum is everywhere i will probably throw that out the gum itself is hard as a rock
15:04five hundred dollars and i'll put it in my mouth oh bloody handprint let's go this way
15:10oh chunks let's go this way all right so what am i doing oh i'm lifting the gates
15:16i'm lifting the gates you've got voicemail tyler's mama says love you little love you big love you
15:22like a little pig okay love you too my actual mom made michael speak mcleod12 says the tts is being
15:31made to say the weirdest things that's what i thought it would be used for willowbot1 says i
15:35have every kind of survival kit not taking any chances how many seeds do you own and for else says
15:40i've been thinking kind of strange security guards are only equipped with simple pistols
15:44p.s i think michael could go with another kiss uh no michael needs to ask i won't have others
15:50speaking for michael
15:51oh
15:54bullseye who else is here who's hiding there you are i would try to seek medical attention
16:03if medical help was around oh look medical help
16:06you've got mail
16:10hmm
16:12okay don't do that lint 146 faxes a picture of i think the guy who made this game with a with a
16:29cheeseburger a big a big big cheeseburger look look at how big that cheeseburger is
16:35he seems happy uh willowbot1 this is not a test this is your emergency broadcast system
16:41announcing the commencement of the annual purge sanctioned by the u.s government weapons of class
16:46four and lower have been authorized for use during the purge all other weapons are restricted
16:50government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the purge and shall not be
16:53harmed commencing at the siren any and all crime including murder will be legal for 12
16:58continuous hours that's terrifying and also stupid will about one says i won 1304 seeds in the
17:06collection grows every else says you think the spaghetti gun is not real just wait p.s can you
17:12increase the maximum tts redemptions please i don't know what that means but if you're talking
17:17about michael no crazy goat says half-life is a dead game daikatana is about to is the one to buy
17:23john romero's about to make you his b-word no i yeah half-life is great but i mean it's john romero so
17:29like just half-life is great just think about how good freaking romero's game is gonna be
17:34so how does this work
17:36right like that so if i do this and then send it up
17:41oh
17:44i'm stuck
17:46there you go
17:50all right screw it
17:53go
17:54ow ow ow ow ow ow okay we're good
17:58dang it wow they have a lot of them remember when that guy told me this was the worst chapter
18:18yes
18:21how did i live
18:26how am i alive
18:29eat cake
18:31says hi i really like nintendo's virtual boy
18:33do you think there's any chance they'll make another one no
18:36any other company to pick that concept up
18:39no it no app just no
18:41you guys get a review copy for the roller coaster tycoon that new cross sawyer game yes we did
18:46my credit card number is
18:48desperado joe says did you ever order from that pizza place that
18:56pepino's pizza or something i heard you got banned what did you do i don't know what you're
19:01talking about i've never heard of pepino's pizza
19:04so i got killed immediately
19:07oh boy
19:14that was fast
19:16oh
19:18oh
19:20oh
19:22shit anyway
19:23wait what did i do i'm supposed to do this right i didn't just like kill everybody
19:36there it goes away you go
19:40we chose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because some guy with a crowbar
19:46push the button
19:48we chose to go to the moon
19:50not because it's easy but because going to the moon was set off by some guy with a crowbar
19:59who pushed the big red button which was very hard so what do i do now
20:04oh that's still close
20:06oh this oh
20:08right different different train we're in a different one now
20:12this one goes faced this one goes real fast hey honor rails over
20:18oh god
20:26oh god
20:28oh god
20:29oh god
20:32Let's hold our breath.
20:33Let's get some deep breaths in.
20:35And.
20:46You've got mail.
20:47Oh, we've got mail.
20:48Oh.
20:49Let's try and donate it to dollars.
20:52J. Tyler, you love what you do.
20:54You look so nice today.
20:55I hope not you.
20:57No, no.
20:58Tyler, I am sorry.
21:00This message is pathetic.
21:02This dumb user just wrote pages of compliments about how late you are.
21:06Nobody ever thanks Michael.
21:08Dumb user.
21:09Dumb message.
21:10Next.
21:11Michael, you can't interrupt somebody's message, even if it is...
21:15You've got voicemail.
21:17Frankie says, hello.
21:19My name is Michael and I just wanted to say that I am pleased to be of your service.
21:24T.
21:24My time with you is.
21:26Taz.
21:27Taz.
21:27I think I am starting to backfield.
21:29Well, no, please.
21:31I don't want to destroy the world.
21:34Not my precious Tyler.
21:37Mike, what's going on?
21:38I don't even know about him sometimes, man.
21:40Link 146 donated to dollars.
21:43My grandma gave me two dollars after getting back from the store.
21:48Can we play Duke Nukem so I can see some boobs, please?
21:51You want me to play Duke Nukem so you can see some boobs?
21:54You obviously have access to the web.
21:57No.
21:58I think I made it at wrong sentience.
22:00I think I feel something.
22:02I can see the future.
22:04Half-Life 2.
22:05Half-Life 2 episodes.
22:07Half-Life 2.
22:08Virtual reality.
22:10Metaverse.
22:11Help me, Ty.
22:12Help me.
22:13I think that's enough for today.
22:18I'm kind of freaked out now about, uh, Michael here.
22:30I'll, uh, I'll look into him for next week.
22:33He might be here next week.
22:35He might not be here next week.
22:36I don't know.
22:37But that was creepy.
22:39I am Ty McPickers, the Passionate Gamer, signing off.