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  • 5/20/2025
The Bear Season 1 Episode 4

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00:00I
00:29And when I'm inside my heart, shouts and battle cries from every part, I can see those tears, everyone is true, when the door appears, I go right through.
00:59Why are you doing that? What? Why are you trying to put a t-shirt on a fucking hot dog? Kids love hot dogs, don't I ask? I know, that's why we're making them fucking hot dogs, don't I ask? Yeah, exactly, cousin, it's a tie-in. This shit is exposure, baby. I don't need you exposing anything.
01:25Hey, it's a fucking hot dog in a beef t-shirt, that shit is hilarious. Go get me some propane.
01:32You know what, first of all, I didn't want to be doing this bullshit right now.
01:36All right, you know what, then don't borrow money from Cicero, you can't pay back, and then we don't have to cater little fucking kids' birthday parties, how about that?
01:41I didn't borrow shit, cousin.
01:42All right, you know, it doesn't even matter. It's on me now, I don't want to get my legs broken, so shut the fuck up and help me out, please.
01:47If that motherfucker gets even close to us, I'm gonna fucking drop his ass.
01:51All right, okay, look, just help me out, let's do this right.
01:54Second of all, you have no idea the amount of administrative correspondence I'm supposed to be doing in there today, okay? It is fucking bonkers.
02:01Correspondence?
02:02Yeah.
02:02Is that right?
02:03You know, you like to shit on my system, but I run a tight ship, and I get back to my cohorts and my associates in a timely fashion.
02:10All right, do me a favor, just name a cohort.
02:12Name?
02:13Name an associate, just one fucking person, I dare you.
02:16Timothy, but I'm not...
02:17Give me a hand.
02:19It's not gonna fit, that's not gonna fit, cousin.
02:20Yes, it will.
02:21It's not gonna fit.
02:22Give me a hand.
02:24Can you just help me out, it's gonna fit.
02:26It is not fit.
02:27It's not fit.
02:27It's fucking fit.
02:29What?
02:31What's this shit?
02:32What's this?
02:33What's this fucking guy?
02:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:35Ah, whoa, yeah.
02:37Yeah, bring your shit.
02:38Bring your shit, you fucking baby.
02:40You fucking baby.
02:41Fucking baby.
02:42Ah, fuck.
02:46What you did?
02:50Fucking baby.
02:52All right, I'm gonna get the spare from the basement.
03:00Hey, Marcos, enjoying the concert space?
03:01Yeah.
03:02You're not having to do bread anymore?
03:03It's shit.
03:05Jeff's new prep list is up.
03:07Please check it out.
03:09Chef, can you give me a favor and try this?
03:11Yeah, of course.
03:12Good one?
03:20Great one.
03:22Thank you, Chef.
03:28Hey, uh, do you remember the mashed potatoes?
03:31I just wanted to check in.
03:32Uh, did you remember when I said to fuck off?
03:35Okay, fuck off isn't yes.
03:36Well, fuck off means I know how to do it.
03:39All right, well, it's a new recipe.
03:40What'd I just say?
03:41Okay, well, uh, just make sure when you do it, the heat isn't too high.
03:44I answer to Jeff, the system.
03:48Listen, I'm, I'm not trying to be a tight ass.
03:51I don't want you to think I'm, like, up in your space.
03:55I'm just doing what I was asked to do.
03:58And I get what it's like to be a woman in the kitchen and have...
04:04To be a woman in the kitchen.
04:05Wow, that's amazing.
04:07Listen, I have been in this kitchen since before you were born.
04:11So just back the fuck off.
04:14Excuse me.
04:15Oh, my God, cousin, you gotta see this shit.
04:29Yo, this dude is trying to fuck up this little nerd,
04:31and this fucking nerd just washes him, bro.
04:35Yo, why the fuck are you on the Kennedy?
04:36Chill the fuck out.
04:38Cicero lives in Naperville.
04:39No, no, fucking Cicero's in Wilmette now.
04:43You gotta get on the fucking Eden's.
04:45No, no, no, that's right, that's right, that's my bad.
04:47It's all good, though.
04:49So we're in no hurry to see that motherfucker.
04:51I swear to God, cousin, if he calls me Rick, I'm a fucking loser.
04:55Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay?
04:57I'm trying to get us out of this hole, all right?
04:59I want today to go smooth.
05:00Please do not bring that shit up.
05:02Chill.
05:02I'm not gonna bring up shit, all right?
05:05No, you got it all wrong!
05:06It's literally the easiest fucking job a person could have.
05:08No, you see, I'll tell you something.
05:09I'm the only one that stands up to your ass
05:11and doesn't listen to your bullshit.
05:13It wasn't my phone!
05:14I've been saying this for fucking years,
05:16and it wasn't my fucking phone!
05:17Cicero, I'm your guy.
05:19I got a kid now, Cicero.
05:20I need a fucking real job.
05:21I don't know how to pick up a fucking goddamn phone.
05:22Can I have tickets to the fucking Lion King?
05:23You don't think I can pick up a fucking goddamn phone
05:25and we don't even know how she fell down those stairs?
05:30You want us to get this stuff out back, or how do you, uh...
05:34Yeah, take it around the side for me, will you?
05:37Around the side, sure.
05:37Yeah, thanks, Rick.
05:39I fucking hate when you call me.
05:41You fucking hate it when you don't answer your phone!
05:44Food's here, kiddies!
05:47That was nice.
05:47Thank you for that.
05:48That was good.
05:49Carmen?
06:00Is that you?
06:01Hey!
06:02Mr. Zerski, how are you?
06:04I thought you'd killed yourself.
06:06No.
06:07Sir, that was my brother.
06:15Bullshit.
06:15That motherfucker is complete fucking bullshit.
06:19Hey, perfect timing.
06:20I already did everything, fucking dick.
06:22No, he's not even Italian, right?
06:23100% Polish.
06:24Fucking insulting.
06:25No, you're not even Italian, right?
06:27Yeah, I'm more Italian than that guy is.
06:29Turn on the grill.
06:29I gotta get the dogs going.
06:30Just give me a second here.
06:33Richie, what the fuck is that?
06:35Relax.
06:36Shit's regulated.
06:38You suffer from anxiety and dread.
06:41Who doesn't?
06:42You want a half?
06:43No.
06:45Which box you put the ketchup in?
06:47Hmm?
06:48The ketchup, which box?
06:50I didn't bring ketchup.
06:52Why didn't you bring ketchup?
06:54What kind of asshole is gonna put ketchup on a hot dog?
06:58A child, Richie.
07:00Child asshole.
07:03You're a child asshole.
07:05Yo, yo, cousin, what's up with all this gay-ass fruit?
07:08Homemade ecto-cooler, motherfucker.
07:10Oh, shit.
07:13This is actually pretty fucking dope.
07:17Rest in peace, Harold.
07:24One bite of a donut bring us much joy.
07:28Two bites bring us sadness.
07:31I mean, nobody doesn't love that first bite of a donut.
07:35It used to be my favorite when I was a kid.
07:38Sweet tooth.
07:39Yeah, but not even the taste.
07:41I just love looking at them.
07:43The colors and the textures.
07:45There was this one donut that I used to love that I could never get out of my head.
07:49Jelly-filled, bright purple, sweet, and tangy.
07:53Yeah, family was always happy whenever we got donuts.
07:56Hard not to be young, man.
07:57Yeah.
07:58My guys.
07:59Wow, Chester, yes.
08:01Wow.
08:02Love you, dog.
08:02Of course, love you, dog.
08:03Love you, dog.
08:04Yes.
08:05Hey, bro.
08:06Chester.
08:06Hi, honey.
08:07What up, T?
08:07What you got over there?
08:09Mashed potato.
08:10Woo-hoo.
08:10I wish I had that.
08:11Oh, uh, new edition, all the fresh colors.
08:15I put a flag on 1832-24.
08:18It's this radiant orchid that's flying.
08:20Fuck.
08:21Hey, thank you so much.
08:22I'm gonna get this back to you.
08:23Behind.
08:23What is good with the beef?
08:25Oh, yes, chef.
08:27Taking it out now.
08:30What's up?
08:30Hey.
08:31Hey.
08:31Who are you, sorry?
08:34Oh, sorry.
08:34Chester, this is Chef Sidney.
08:36Uh, Sidney, this is my roommate, Chester.
08:38Hi, Chester roommate.
08:40Hey, Chef Sidney.
08:44Cool.
08:44Um, why are you here, sorry?
08:46Oh, getting my boy dialed.
08:48Dropping off some inspirational materials.
08:50He's a designer.
08:51Oh.
08:51Mm-hmm.
08:53What do you design?
08:54All of it.
08:57I'm out.
08:58I'll see you at home, my G.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00Hey, thank you again.
09:00Of course.
09:01I'll get this back to you.
09:02Great to meet you, Chef Sidney.
09:03You too.
09:03Good luck with that meeting.
09:04Oh, thanks.
09:05Yeah, I'm meeting a brand ambassador,
09:06so I can't be smelling like fucking hot darn there.
09:09All right, I'm out.
09:12Ah.
09:13Can I turn colors?
09:15I was thinking, maybe I could do a classic donut for the beef.
09:18On top of my other stuff, of course.
09:20Yeah.
09:20But, I mean, I think it could be hot.
09:22Yeah, I mean, donuts are deceptively hard,
09:26but, you know, require a lot of equipment,
09:29too.
09:29I don't know if this is the most stopped place in the world.
09:32I want it to be perfect, like that plum,
09:35the one Carmen was telling us about.
09:37Mm-hmm.
09:37Michelin mode?
09:39Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
09:40It could be, like, limited edition or something.
09:43If you're into it, then I'm into it.
09:46Let me know what you need for help, all right?
09:47All right, gladly.
09:48Thank you, Chef.
09:49All right.
09:50Good luck.
09:51All right.
09:54Hey, all good?
09:56All good, Chef?
09:57All good, Chef.
09:58Cool.
09:59Soups is rocking.
10:00Family, Angel, how you feel about salad?
10:02Absolutely, Chef.
10:03Gorgeous.
10:05You think I can get family today?
10:06No, you don't work here.
10:12Hey, Chef.
10:13How's it going?
10:14Good, Chef.
10:15Trying a new chocolate cake?
10:16Oh, yes.
10:18And?
10:18You've given Marcus a lot of confidence.
10:21Well done.
10:27I said you put me down.
10:33I bet I'd do it in my head.
10:38Come in late at night and in the morning I'd just play in bed.
10:42So you didn't make any of these ones or are these the ones you made?
10:58No, no, I haven't made any yet.
11:00I'm just trying to do some research, you know, feel out the texture, see what it's really
11:09about.
11:09Oh, that's nice.
11:10Oh, that's nice.
11:11Oh, that's nice.
11:12Do you talk about feel?
11:13Yeah.
11:14Yeah, see this one.
11:15That one's good?
11:16Yeah, I think so.
11:17Oh, that's nice.
11:18It's like, you know when you go to your grandma's house and she has the cushion on the top of
11:23the toilet seat?
11:24Yeah.
11:25You sit on it?
11:26Oh, yeah.
11:27It's like slight deflame.
11:28And it smells like potpourri but it also smells like grandma.
11:30Three, four, five.
11:31Oh, that's too great.
11:32Three, four, five, five, five, five, six.
11:33Oh, that's nice.
11:34Estee's in the middle of the toilet seat.
11:35Hey, what's up, Jaga?
11:37Hey, what's up, Jaga?
11:38Hey, oh, what's going on, Frank?
11:39Good to see you.
11:40New York.
11:41That's right.
11:42Hi, hiya.
11:43Hi.
11:44Hi.
11:45Hi.
11:46Hey, hey, hey.
11:48Oh, I haven't seen that one.
11:49Mr. New York.
11:53You been seeing them?
11:54Sorry about Mike.
11:55Oh, thank you.
11:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
11:57There's no-
11:58No-
11:58You guys are so weird. What are you doing open up other people's stuff?
12:11Carol, can you please help me? It really fucking sucks in here.
12:15I got one. I got one question.
12:17So you work at a restaurant, right?
12:19I work at a restaurant, that's right.
12:21What's it like to be a fucking loser?
12:26Hey.
12:28Karma here was the chef of the best restaurant in the world.
12:32Okay, that's not an exaggeration.
12:34It was literally the best restaurant in the world.
12:38I mean, at least according to Eater.
12:39Didn't come out to talk to you, all right? I don't want to bicker. I just need quiet.
13:05I don't got anything to say to you, except heads up, you know, Pete's here.
13:13Oh, I'm aware.
13:15Sugar better watch this, guys.
13:17Yeah, Sugar's stuck at work.
13:19The fucker drops off a gift and now he won't leave.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:23Yeesh.
13:24Yeah, yeesh is right.
13:26He always looks like he's about to call cops on us.
13:29You know what I mean?
13:30Like a narc.
13:32Exactly.
13:33Like a fucking narc.
13:34Heya, Phil.
13:38Hey, Jimmy.
13:42Richard?
13:43Hey, what's up, Phil?
13:44Oh, that was fucking weird.
13:55Don't you fuck up one of his properties, too?
13:57Actually, no.
13:58Because you know what, Jimmy?
13:59I don't fuck up properties.
14:00Oh.
14:01You know, sometimes people think they're calling me to fix the toilet, but in reality, they called somebody else.
14:06All you had to do was pick up the fucking phone, man.
14:08I never got a fucking call.
14:09Oh, yeah.
14:10Really?
14:12Fuck this.
14:14All right.
14:14So here's what she said.
14:18Couldn't turn off the sink.
14:19There's water leaking everywhere.
14:21I couldn't find anyone.
14:23It's a freaking malarkey.
14:24I repeatedly called Rick at 847-555-0186.
14:30Numbers sound familiar, Ricky?
14:32Yeah.
14:34Because that's Michael's number.
14:38Nobody looks at fucking digits anymore.
14:40I'm 312, dog.
14:44That kid, man.
14:51That kid.
14:52That kid.
14:52That kid.
14:52Hey, chef.
15:01What?
15:02Can you please use a salt bed next time like I asked?
15:19Why do you always, like, watching me?
15:21Because it's just sort of my job.
15:23Also, maybe we don't use, like, gross kitchen towels.
15:30We can just use a knife.
15:32I don't think it's judgment.
15:34I think it's just, like, health and safety generally.
15:37Cool.
15:37Cool, so.
15:39Okay, I got it.
15:40I'm just trying to help.
15:41Yeah, thanks.
15:41I got it.
15:42Got it.
15:44Thank you, chef.
15:44Got it.
15:45Got it.
15:45Thank you, chef.
16:15Both of these fucking ninny boys, they, like, they called ambulances, right?
16:28They're both in ambulances on the way to the rest of the hospital.
16:30And then one of the medical professionals whose time you were wasting said to you, he goes,
16:36what the hell did you do that for?
16:39Like, what the fuck?
16:40You think that their shit wasn't spicy?
16:43Like, why would they lie about that?
16:44What's up, dudes?
16:48Yeah.
16:48What's up, man?
16:50Oh, fuck.
16:52You guys just laughing it up over here?
16:54Nope.
16:57Hey, what's in the cooler?
16:58Hey, the ecto cooler.
17:00No way.
17:01Like, Ghostbusters?
17:02Yeah.
17:06Looks like it needs a refill.
17:08Yeah, yeah, I'm on.
17:12Damn, man.
17:13Fun birthday party, huh?
17:18Whoa, no way.
17:19This is, like, identical, dude.
17:21Good.
17:21Good, thank you.
17:23Bustin' makes me feel good.
17:25From the song?
17:27No, I remember.
17:31Was it, like, nap time or something?
17:33Huh?
17:38It's weird.
17:42Richie, how you been, man?
17:43I got to, uh, you know, cool, cool, cool, cool.
17:48Huh.
17:51Wow, man, this is so good, dude.
17:53Good, good.
17:54Killed it.
17:55Thanks, man.
17:57Hey, I know that, you know, sometimes things are weird or whatever with...
18:00Oh, we don't have to do that.
18:01Yeah.
18:02But I'm, you know, I'm a bit of a foodie.
18:05Jesus Christ, Pete.
18:06Well, all right, I know that's not cool or whatever, but, uh...
18:09You know, I did just, I want to say that I followed everything you were up to out there, man,
18:13and, uh, just, uh, I know how much courage that took for you, so.
18:19You know, and, uh, just was pumped for you, you know?
18:26I bet probably a lot of people don't realize, like, how much work that must have took and dedication or whatever,
18:32and so just thought, I thought it was cool, man.
18:37And your sister, frickin', was really pumped for you.
18:40Really, really pumped.
18:41Yeah.
18:42But she also, you know, really missed you a lot, too.
18:45Thank you, thank you, Pete.
18:49Yeah, man.
18:51Mm!
18:52You're getting tired all of a sudden.
18:54So, uh, she's not really busy at work, huh?
18:57Oh, no, she's, uh, pissed at you.
19:01Yeah, I owe her a call.
19:03Or, you know, like 50 calls.
19:05I mean, you know, I don't want to get in the middle of anything or whatever, but, uh...
19:09I mean, it was hard for her, too, you know?
19:10I, uh, I gotta keep jamming here, all right?
19:14Yeah, no, totally.
19:14I'm gonna, I'm gonna head in, but, uh...
19:16I'll catch you before you cruise?
19:18Yes.
19:18Yeah, cool, cool.
19:21This friggin' guy.
19:24Hilarious.
19:27Fuckin' shit.
19:28Oh.
19:34Fuck.
19:36Fuckin' shit.
19:39Get you a little more, uh, ketchup here.
19:41Thanks.
19:43Um.
19:46What?
19:48Don't kill me.
19:50Oh, I can't wait for this.
19:51We, uh, we spilled a bottle of Xanax in the, uh, cooler.
20:07What, are they fuckin' dead?
20:09No, no, no.
20:11I think they're, um, they're just sleepin'.
20:16Hmm.
20:17Actually, I'm kinda into it.
20:20Yeah?
20:22Oh, yeah.
20:25Keep up the good to work.
20:26You're killin' it.
20:27All right.
20:33Okay, shells, let's get ready to taste the potatoes.
20:35Oh, come on.
20:52Come on, come on, come on, come on.
20:52Oh, come on, come on.
20:58Oh, come on.
21:00Oh, come on, Tino.
21:01Oh, come on.
21:01Oh, come on, Tino.
21:03vienen itu.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on. Sorry.
21:08Sorry. Sorry.
21:09It's cool.
21:10Come on.
21:25Why did you do this?
21:27Because I don't have time to fuck around.
21:29You're welcome, chef.
21:35I don't have time to fuck around.
21:47Damn.
21:51Coffee?
21:52No. No, I'm good.
21:58Hey, when's that from?
22:01Repeat party. Grant Park. 92.
22:05You ever miss him?
22:08I didn't really know him well enough to miss him.
22:11You?
22:13Sometimes.
22:14You know, we were so close in age, more like a friend than family.
22:19You know, we were the same kind of problems around the same time.
22:22We had a lot to talk about.
22:24Sounds nice.
22:30It was.
22:34When's the last time you talked to him?
22:39Around 20 years ago.
22:41We had an early fight, man.
22:43What was it about?
22:45A million things.
22:47You know, drugs, alcohol, gambling.
22:49I mean, mostly because he just insisted on doing stupid fucking shit all the time.
22:55You know, he had a new career.
22:57Like, every ten minutes.
22:59Wanted to be a broker.
23:01And then he wanted to be a defensive coordinator.
23:03I'm dead serious.
23:05And then...
23:07Some asshole invests in Ed DeBevick's.
23:10And, you know, suddenly he's a restaurateur.
23:12That sounds about right.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Really stuck your poor mind with that place, man.
23:21I mean, don't you find it impossible being in there 24 hours a day?
23:25I've been in there for five minutes.
23:27I start thinking about bad shit.
23:29That's probably why I like it so much.
23:31Yeah.
23:31Probably why you want to fix it, too.
23:35Probably.
23:37Just, you know...
23:39Just don't be too disappointed.
23:40It doesn't necessarily happen.
23:43Right?
23:46You know I'm not going to sell it to you, right?
23:48I know that.
23:51Had a dream about him once, your dad.
23:55And we were up in, um...
23:58Like, Lake Geneva.
24:00Or someplace.
24:02And we're going along.
24:03We're driving along in this car.
24:04Big SUV.
24:06He's in the passenger seat.
24:07And we're driving fast.
24:08Like, really fast.
24:09And I can't get control.
24:13You know, it's like bumpy cars flying all over the place.
24:16He wouldn't put on his seatbelt.
24:19Suddenly, this little kid...
24:21Little boy, he walks right out in the middle of the road.
24:24I jam on the brakes really hard.
24:27Car stops like a millimeter away from him.
24:28But your dad, he goes flying through the windshield, but he never lands.
24:38Well, he keeps on flying.
24:39What happened to the kid?
24:48I stood there waving at him.
24:57Well, on a, uh...
24:59On a sunnier note, you have, um...
25:01You have knocked 2K off your tab.
25:04Congrats.
25:04Nice seg.
25:07I'm a seg king.
25:09So what are we owe you now?
25:11$298,000?
25:12$298,050.
25:14What's that 50 about?
25:16Shipping and handling.
25:19You're an asshole.
25:21Come on.
25:27How do you want?
25:29Should I have cupcakes and potatoes?
25:31Oh, one minute.
25:32One minute.
25:34Go ahead, get it, old boy.
26:04I can't want to over with.
26:05Taste it and tell me you're shitty.
26:10It's great.
26:11Thanks, Chef.
26:12What?
26:14It's great.
26:15Thank you, Chef.
26:16Now, uh, let's hurry up and roll before we get rolled, yeah?
26:19Mm-hmm.
26:20Mm-hmm.
26:20Mm-hmm.
26:21Mm.
26:22Mm-hmm.
26:24I've been alone...
26:26Mm-hmm.
26:26Give me a second piece of wine over there.
26:28Yes, Chef.
26:29Yes, Chef.
26:39Thank you, Chef.
26:40Chef.
26:41Hey, nice work today, fellas.
27:10Seriously.
27:11It's good to see you, Uncle Jack.
27:12Love you, Bear.
27:13Love you.
27:19Later, Richard.
27:20All right.
27:21Until next time, James.
27:22Hey, you guys want to see something disgusting?
27:27I don't understand it.
27:29It's so mysterious to me.
27:30He's sitting there just sleeping like a baby.
27:33I want to beat the living fucking crap out of him.
27:35Yeah, exactly.
27:40Thank you for letting me be a part of this family.
27:47I'll never forget these memories.
27:50Shut the fuck up, fucking baby.
27:53Sleep there.
27:55Are we almost back?
27:57Yeah.
27:58I'm sorry.
28:04Ooh.
28:05I'm sorry.
28:07A million young poets
28:10Screaming out their words
28:12To a world full of people
28:14Just living to be good
28:16Keep the generations
28:18Riding on the highways that we build
28:21I hope they have a better understanding
28:25Check it out
28:26Check it out
28:27Gonna work on Monday
28:30Check it out
28:31Got yourself a family
28:34Yo, yo.
28:35Got some family dessert?
28:36Oh, that's great.
28:38Here we go.
28:39Check it out
28:40Talking about the girls
28:42We'll see it on the slide
28:44Tell us over, still a young lion
28:47Y'all get cake cause we're best friends.
28:51Okay.
28:52Hey.
28:53Check it out
28:54Laughing for the kids on Sundays
28:57Check it out
28:58Song with the egos all week long
29:01And this is all that we've learned about living
29:06This is all that we've learned about living
29:09This is all that we've learned about living