00:00After five years, you're still Max Caulfield.
00:09Don't give me the guilty face. At least pretend you're glad to see me.
00:13I am seriously glad to see you.
00:17Oh, and thanks, Chloe. It makes perfect sense I'd see you today.
00:21Yes, it's been that kind of day.
00:23So what did that freak want with you?
00:25Hopefully nothing after today.
00:28So, how do you know Nathan?
00:31He's just another Arcadia asshole. Your friend really took a beatdown for you.
00:35Warren? Yeah, I owe him big time.
00:38You're not the only one in debt. And you're already causing trouble.
00:42I thought it would be quiet here. It feels so weird to be back.
00:46So I guess Seattle sucked hard?
00:47I guess. It was cool, but I felt kind of lonely out of my league.
00:54I would think you'd fit right in with the art school hipsters.
00:56Right. You look like the cover of hipstergirl.com.
01:00At least you're still a smartass.
01:02That's why I'm here.
01:03Please, girl. You came back for Blackwell Academy.
01:06Of course. It's one of the best photography programs in the country.
01:10And my favorite teacher, Mark Jefferson.
01:12So you came back to Arcadia for a teacher, not your best friend.
01:16Don't you think I'm happy to see you?
01:18No. You were happy to wait five years without a call or even a text.
01:21I'm sorry. I know things were tough on me when I left.
01:25How do you know? You weren't even here.
01:27I didn't order my parents to move specifically to fuck you over, Chloe.
01:32You've been at Blackwell for almost a month without letting me know.
01:35Enough said.
01:35I just wanted to settle in first and not be such a shy, cliché geek.
01:40I totally would have contacted you.
01:43But you don't use these sad excuses on Mr. Jefferson.
01:45Don't use them on me.
01:46Precisely about it.
01:58Oh Shiloh.
01:58Oh.
02:04Oh.
02:07Oh.
02:12Oh.
02:15Oh.
02:15Oh.
02:16Oh.
02:16Oh.
02:16You're such a nosy bitch, Max.
02:46Stop right there, me.
02:48Make me, hoe.
02:50Get the fuck out of my face.
02:57You are so fucking dead.
03:02Get off me, brah.
03:06Like the red people, huh?
03:07Like Max?
03:09Like Kate?
03:10Like me?
03:11Feel this, motherfucker.
03:16Welcome home, Max.
03:34What a lame gimmick.
03:44Even Mark, Mr. Jefferson, falls for your way hipster bullshit.
03:48You don't know who the fuck I am or who you're messing around with.
03:51I believe Max has taken what you kids call a selfie of Max as a gift.
04:00I know everything about this school.
04:02I cover the waterfront.
04:03So you better figure out what side you're on.
04:06Max, I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up.
04:09And it's time to take you out.
04:15Who are you?
04:16Holy shit, are you serial?
04:19I'm you, dumbass.
04:22Papadu!
04:26You fucking killed my dog!
04:31Oh my god!
04:32It's just real for you to live with me.
04:36No!
04:42Fuck you, bitch.
04:44Please, step back.
04:46You're kidding.
04:47Put that down.
04:51That is hilarious.
04:56Help!
04:58Wait!
05:00You have to hurt people, huh?
05:02Let's go!
05:04Let's go!
05:14What are you?
05:16What the hell?
05:16What the fuck?
05:22No!
05:23Please!
05:26Help!
05:29Get off of me!
05:31Motherfucker!
05:37Max! I got you!
05:56Chloe...
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