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Hosted by veteran journalists Susan Enriquez, ‘I Juander’ uncovers the truth behind widely-accepted Filipino customs, beliefs, and questions.
Watch 'I Juander' every Sunday, 8:00 PM on GTV. Subscribe to youtube.com/gmapublicaffairs for our full episodes. #iJuanderGTV
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00:00Let's get started.
00:02It's a lot of fish that we have in our lives.
00:10We have a lot of fish that we have in our lives.
00:15But we are not able to eat.
00:19We have a lot of fish that we have in our lives.
00:22We have a lot of fish that we have.
00:32After we have a lot of fish that we have in our lives.
00:33or you can have a
00:35or you can have a
00:36or you can have a
00:37or you can have a
00:39or you can have a
00:41seafood
00:42Hey mga ka-wanderer,
00:47syempre nagulat kayo
00:47dahil nandito ako sa
00:49malailog at mga bato-bato.
00:52Manguhuli lang naman ako
00:53ng seafoods na pwede
00:55kainin at pwede
00:57lutuin ni Mami Sue.
00:59At hulaan nyo kung ano
01:00ang aking huhulihin
01:01sa mga oras na to.
01:03Papahirapan mo ba
01:04mga ka-wanderer natin
01:06and poi?
01:07Papahulaan ko sa inyo
01:08kung ano ang aking huhulihin.
01:10Two, words.
01:13Three, syllables.
01:15Ha!
01:16Yup siya!
01:16At madalas siyang makikita
01:18sa mga batuhan
01:18na katulad nito.
01:19Umihinga siya,
01:20meron siyang mata,
01:22tenga at mga ilong.
01:24Meron siyang bahay.
01:26Dahil nahahomesick siya
01:27lagi,
01:28pero hindi siya tao.
01:30May bahay,
01:31pero hindi tao.
01:33Nagbabayad ba
01:34ng renta yan,
01:35M.
01:35Poy?
01:36O ano,
01:38nahulaan nyo na ba
01:39ang hahanapin
01:40nating seafoods?
01:42Maghanap tayo ngayon
01:43ng hermit crab.
01:45Ang tawag pala dito
01:46ay hermit crab.
01:48In Tagalog is
01:49umang.
01:50Ang umang ay pwede mong
01:51iulam.
01:53Wow.
01:56T-shirt,
01:58shorts,
01:59chinelas,
01:59at timba.
02:01Parang gagala lang
02:02sa labas ng bahay,
02:03M.
02:03Poy?
02:06Okay,
02:08pwede na ako.
02:09Akala nyo siguro,
02:10bakas yun yung
02:11dinayo ko dito,
02:12no?
02:17Well,
02:18nandito ako ngayon
02:19para maging isang
02:20umang.
02:20Este,
02:22humanap ng
02:22umang.
02:23Habang humahunting pa
02:27ng hermit crab
02:27si M.
02:28Poy?
02:30Trivia muna tayo,
02:31mga ka-wonder.
02:34Alam nyo ba kung bakit
02:35hermit crab
02:36ang tawag sa uri
02:37ng maliliit na crab
02:38na ito?
02:39Ang pagkakaiba kasi
02:40ng mga hermit crab,
02:41sila yung
02:42kailangan kumuha
02:43ng shell
02:44at doon magtago
02:45dahil sensitive
02:45yung kanilang laman.
02:48Hindi lang doon
02:49basta sa dagat
02:49nakikita ang mga
02:50hermit crab,
02:51dagdag pa nga
02:52ng ating eksperto.
02:54Merong mga
02:54klase na hermit crab
02:55na naninirun
02:56sa tubig
02:57at doon sa land.
02:58Ito'y pag lumaki
02:59ng konti,
03:00magkahanap na naman
03:01siya ng mapapasukan.
03:03Ang tanong ng lahat,
03:05nakakalason ba
03:06ang hermit crab?
03:07Kung kinakaim ba
03:08itong hermit crab,
03:10wala naman known
03:10na meron siyang
03:13nakakasama
03:14o lason.
03:16Yun naman pala,
03:17safe ka naman pala,
03:18M. Poy.
03:21Kinahamon nyo talaga
03:22ako mga
03:22Apo ni Huki Rampa,
03:24ha?
03:25Ito sa inyo.
03:34Tatago ka pa dyan,
03:35ha?
03:36Kumusta naman,
03:40empoy,
03:41ang maging isang
03:41umang?
03:42Este,
03:42manguhan ng umang.
03:45May tamang
03:45diskarte pala,
03:46mga kawander.
03:47Kailangan,
03:48gagano'nin mo muna
03:49siya sa tumbong
03:50bago mo siya
03:51hulihin.
03:52Ito, ito,
03:53medyo malaki to.
03:55Yun!
03:57Ba't to?
03:58Hindi pwede yan.
03:59Ito, ito, ito,
04:00ito,
04:00ilabas ang time
04:02space ward.
04:07Enjoy ka na dyan
04:07sa panguhuli mo,
04:08ayun po,
04:08kumusta naman ba
04:09ang mga umang?
04:10Mami Sue,
04:11medyo marami-rami
04:12ka na maluluto dito,
04:13ha?
04:14Marami na ako
04:14nakuhuli.
04:15That twice, ha?
04:22Alam nyo,
04:23mga kawander,
04:23ito.
04:24When I was in grade
04:25school in my life,
04:26lagi ako nanguhuli nito
04:27at yung mga kaklasiko
04:29at kadalasa binibenta
04:31pa nga ito
04:31sa paaralan namin eh.
04:33Pero,
04:34ang experience ko dito
04:34is careful ka
04:36sa panguhuli nito.
04:37Kung naglalakad siya
04:38na ganyan,
04:38parang siyang spider
04:39o parang siyang tipaklong,
04:41may sipit siya eh,
04:41parang siyang crab,
04:43di ba?
04:43Parang talangka.
04:53Parang talangka.