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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party in a week.
00:00:20These guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:24Yeah.
00:00:25No.
00:00:40Oh my God.
00:00:41Ben Lawson?
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy.
00:00:45Fuckboy.
00:00:46Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:49Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:55oh way to go loser oh my god i'm so sorry i think i wasn't wearing a shirt right
00:01:09and that's sky ben's on again mostly off again x let me help
00:01:14i'm gonna go dry off it's fine i didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest
00:01:26not that you'd win anyway actually it's not a contest
00:01:32come with me let's get you some dry clothes
00:01:34today who was that girl she's in my classes major weirdo well ben seems pretty into her
00:01:46we're just definitely gonna be a bit big on you kelsey
00:01:50have we met before cozy probably not i mean i've never actually been to a frat party before
00:02:10okay you can turn around
00:02:12well um i'm so glad we met because i happen to be an expert at frat party
00:02:42so
00:02:51sorry it's kind of like it's kind of like a mess um it's cool you're into fashion i like it
00:03:21but what is that
00:03:26those are my grandma's rules and she's actually like the one who got me into claremore
00:03:33and she's kind of um straight
00:03:40but um i've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me so
00:03:45how's that going for you so far i don't know i kind of uh like breaking the rules
00:03:50me too
00:04:03wait i've never done a one night stand before is this a one night stand i mean you are like
00:04:10the king of hookups i have been told i happen to be very very good at hookups
00:04:19so
00:04:31that really happened
00:04:49it's over he's gone and i'll probably never see him
00:05:14well so much for that
00:05:20now the hard part how do i tell ben lawson that he is having a baby can't you just text him
00:05:28yeah i don't really think he wants me to text him or talk to him for that matter ever again
00:05:50oh sir ben back from another noble conquest i presume bro don't call it that and why not good
00:05:59sir didst thou not ravish thine lady no i mean yeah but i don't know i mean i kind of felt like
00:06:06more than that this time dude you can't be serious um all right rule one never leave a fellow single
00:06:19behind rule two say yes to trouble and rule three don't catch feelings yeah
00:06:34dude dude it's for your own good dude what are you doing
00:06:39bro match after match what are you doing knock it off give it back i told you bro plenty of fish
00:06:52in the sea i'm sure there's an explanation for it ben was totally smitten with you
00:07:00okay don't freak out but i just matched with ben
00:07:13but i just matched with ben
00:07:17wow you know what i knew he was a player but this is like
00:07:21next level it hasn't even been an hour since he left
00:07:24sorry i'm matching with him right now
00:07:42oh my god wait that asshole just texted me sorry about earlier i had fun last night
00:07:48would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji
00:07:52what a player maybe he means it yeah right do you really think he means it if he's messing
00:07:58around on the apps maybe he matched me by mistake or maybe you're not exclusive
00:08:08so you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone leave match with their best friend on
00:08:16some app and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again yes
00:08:25no wait can you repeat the question this is super confusing
00:08:37no you're right you should stick to what you're good at hooking up
00:08:40that's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be have a nice life
00:08:45so
00:08:55so
00:09:10what does that mean why won't it send i think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:19i think it means your baby daddy blocked you what the hell
00:09:24what do i do now gotta do it the old-fashioned way stalk him until you can confront him irl
00:09:55so
00:10:10then i um
00:10:16so
00:10:22why can't i stop puking
00:10:25because you're super pregnant girl i can't take this anymore
00:10:32so
00:10:39ben lawson why do you keep avoiding me
00:10:50no it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life okay well i'm sorry about that
00:10:54but i thought it was just a one-night stand you were yeah that's what people do after one
00:10:59they don't talk to each other anymore ben
00:11:20political and economic shifts
00:11:23um from ancient civilization to modern
00:11:29mc ben benny boy lawson hunter definitely made this who the guy that i met the night you and ben
00:11:39you know we've actually been hanging out more and i think you're missing the point okay i mean
00:11:46this is finally my chance to confront ben so you're gonna go i mean if i can find something
00:11:53to wear i mean my clothes haven't really been fitting recently like if you don't
00:11:59i'm sorry to interrupt ladies but i just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually
00:12:04a toga party that doesn't say it on there hunter didn't know how to spell toga so he just left it
00:12:12off maybe i should stop hooking up with him he really is dumb so you're not going
00:12:23thanks guy that was actually nice of you for once don't mention it
00:12:28so
00:12:41this isn't a toga party is it what's a toga
00:12:48okay i'm gonna be sick
00:12:53benny where have you been
00:12:59everyone at the party wants you especially me scott i already told you i don't i don't think
00:13:06we should be together what about just for tonight i'm tired of your mind games you're
00:13:12always planning something right now i'm just planning on kissing you
00:13:29you
00:13:34now i'm really gonna be sick kelsey
00:13:49kelsey wait wow ditching me for that loser it's like you have feelings for him you know what sky
00:13:58maybe i do
00:14:04so did you tell him you know in hindsight telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party
00:14:10not such a great idea you can't keep putting this off kelsey you know maybe i shouldn't
00:14:17even tell him at all i mean it's not like ben lawson is going to want to settle down and play
00:14:22house no you know if it's up to me ben is never going to know about this maybe this is too good
00:14:38i can't believe you talked me into this
00:14:41i need a drink okay it's only a matter of time until you start you know showing this could be
00:14:47last hurrah yeah i'm gonna do a last hurrah but whatever i'm gonna go check out this night
00:15:00kelsey where's your drink it can't be caught empty-handed on senior night
00:15:06no i'm okay sky no here i insist
00:15:11no i'm really not in the mood come on it's just one beer it can't hurt right no sky
00:15:24oh yo what's going on yeah kelsey why don't you tell ben what's going on knock it off sky
00:15:33she doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to yeah you're right that would probably be bad for
00:15:39the baby maybe what baby
00:15:49kelsey what baby
00:15:51come on awkward yeah for you why would you do that to her you really are a heartless bitch
00:16:01but i don't want to see you around kelsey or me ever
00:16:08looks like your day's partying at sigma house are over
00:16:16come here i just want to be alone right now okay
00:16:20oh my god is the baby mine kelsey is the baby mine kelsey would it matter if it was
00:16:27would it matter if it was of course it wouldn't matter if it was mine because you're
00:16:34what you you're bending over and you don't even know what you're doing
00:16:39it matter if it was of course it wouldn't matter if it was mine because you're
00:16:46what you you're ben lawson you're like the king of hookups the prince of partying the
00:16:52sultan of sex yeah i'm just i'm me i don't do one night stand with you and only you so
00:17:04yeah the baby's yours ben i don't sleep around okay and when i do the one time that i do i don't
00:17:13pretend that it doesn't mean anything hold on i never said that you said that you literally match
00:17:20with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here and you're still messing around
00:17:25with sky not on any ass and about sky look ben it doesn't even matter you can do whatever it is
00:17:30that you want to do okay but i'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not i mean my mom
00:17:37was a single mom and i turned out fine i mean i'm 21 and pregnant like super broke but i'm fine
00:17:44i want to be a part of this baby look i know you wait you do yes more than anything my mom was
00:17:53alone my dad was never around i promised myself that if i ever had kids i'd do anything
00:18:02what about sigma and all of your friends and
00:18:06sky i don't care about that anymore you know someone wise recently inspired me
00:18:12to stop thinking about what everyone thinks just live my life for myself
00:18:18i know what it's like to go through life alone
00:18:20and all it goes
00:18:38grandma i know your little secret
00:18:40i know your little secret you broke one of my rules calcie barrington
00:18:52i don't know what you're talking about i think you do
00:18:56i want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning
00:19:02wow she just hung up on me who's that that was my grandma
00:19:08the one who made the rules the whole reason the rules exist is because
00:19:14my mom got pregnant with me in college and she had to drop out and raise me all by herself
00:19:23alone my grandma didn't want that to happen to me so now it has
00:19:31but you're not alone i'm right here you're not here for me we're not together
00:19:38i'm sorry
00:19:41remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone
00:19:45yeah ben lawson
00:19:50i want you to be my boyfriend
00:19:55well like my fake boyfriend
00:20:00what okay look my grandma might know about the baby but she doesn't know about
00:20:04you or us and if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship she
00:20:09just might let me stay in school graduate or you know like live okay but a fake relationship
00:20:19okay well i wouldn't expect you to actually date me you can still go off and sleep around
00:20:25do whatever you want to do okay but i mean sky thought we were dating then she might leave you
00:20:32alone i mean if that's what you want okay hear me out or we could i don't know actually date
00:20:45you know like make this work for the baby i don't want to be your pity girlfriend ben
00:20:54look i don't want to be sky or another one of your fangirls
00:20:58i just want to survive senior year
00:21:03so what do you say
00:21:11okay let's do this
00:21:16but shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better just so people don't get suspicious
00:21:21i like your thinking lawson
00:21:28okay welcome to
00:21:34kelsey 101 all right time to hit the books
00:21:41okay what is my dog's name sir fluffington no wait wrong sir douglas mcfluffington
00:21:59okay okay what's the name of my cat easy hannah and what kind of crazy person
00:22:08has a human name okay because sir douglas fluffington the third is so much better
00:22:16okay what do i want to be when i grow up another easy one you want to be a fashion designer
00:22:24i hate to break it to you you are grown up you have your kids
00:22:30what do you want to what do you want to be when you grow up i am also having a kid soon
00:22:35it's kind of funny how that works no like what do you want to be when you grow up
00:22:41i don't know actually wait so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future
00:22:52honestly i didn't think i was gonna make it this far i was never really good at school and
00:22:59shh wait a dad i've always wanted to be a dad looks like my dreams are coming true
00:23:12okay the most important question
00:23:17where did we meet a frat party no not irl like our backstory our fake backstory um i was walking
00:23:25for douglas mcluffington the sixth of the park there's a sixth one big backstory
00:23:31keep up kills sorry
00:23:43crap what's wrong
00:23:49what's wrong is it the baby no i'm late for my meeting with my grandma
00:23:54no ben that's really cute you know the modesty thing and everything but i mean we've slept
00:23:58together and we're kind of having a baby so i mean there's kind of no need yeah
00:24:03what
00:24:17oh shit i didn't bring a change of clothes i didn't think i was gonna spend the night
00:24:22yeah all right well i'm gonna go home and change i'll catch up with you later
00:24:26okay you well yeah i'm a fake boyfriend you think i am or you could come with me to my
00:24:33meeting with my grandma i mean that's what a real fake boyfriend would do
00:24:38okay yeah but you should um put a shirt on
00:24:46right
00:24:47um
00:24:52wait wait wait wait you're meeting your grandma here yeah yeah she works here your grandmother
00:25:00is dean barrington the head of the entire school uh duh you didn't think to tell me that after we
00:25:08studied each other's entire lives last night ben you know my last name and i told you that
00:25:13my grandma works for claire moore yeah that could literally mean anything i can't believe you
00:25:17didn't put two and two together okay i'm really late are you coming
00:25:33i'm sure you know why i called you in today well grandma i
00:25:38i
00:25:41sorry
00:25:45and who in god's green earth is this well i am kelsey's boyfriend ben
00:25:59i've heard so many nice things about you so good to meet you have you
00:26:03of course i know who you are mr lawson academic probation suspension
00:26:12yeah that incident at the sigma house the hamster total misunderstanding you might know dean
00:26:19barrington that my grades this last semester actually earned me the title of most improved
00:26:24on the academic honor roll that may be but the question still remains why is he here
00:26:32well grandma whatever you have to tell me you can say in front of ben yeah very well
00:26:41kelsey as you know i must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards because you
00:26:48represent me and thus claire moore college lest you forget i helped you get into claire moore
00:26:58i know i'm stripped with you but according to this video you've broken one of my cardinal rules
00:27:12uh i can actually explain what's going on in that video for you
00:27:17oh that's cold hashtag justice for beer girl
00:27:24now who would waste a perfectly good beer like that
00:27:27that's a house of liang top if it were me i'd be suing the girl who put beer on my designer dress
00:27:33even if it was last season rule number two stay out of trouble does this look like
00:27:41you're staying out of trouble so she doesn't know that i'm pregnant
00:27:50well young lady that's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video
00:27:54and i told her to stay away from kelsey but she never listens everything you saw in that video is
00:28:01all my fault that may be but kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this
00:28:08if you don't clean up your act i will not be able to let you take part in the senior fashion show
00:28:16grandma the whole reason that i wanted to go to claire moore was for the fashion show i mean it
00:28:21could completely make or break my career marissa leung from house of leung is going to be there
00:28:26and you know it's my dream to work for her i cannot allow anything that would tarnish the
00:28:32reputation of this university and mine rules are rules don't break them and this won't be an issue
00:28:41you
00:28:48thank you dean barrington it was so good to meet you actually mr lawson why don't you stay
00:28:54behind we'll have a little chat kelsey please close the door behind you
00:29:01oh crap what if he slips up and tells her about the baby
00:29:14so let's cut to the chase shall we mr lawson
00:29:18what are your intentions with my granddaughter i'm not really sure what you mean well i hope
00:29:22you're not dating her for her money she doesn't have any her mother was disowned from the
00:29:27barrington family fortune years ago kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office
00:29:38hence the need for her to apply the rules i can assure you i was completely unaware of
00:29:44any family fortune my sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl
00:29:52in this school so why my granddaughter with all due respect dean barrington are you being serious
00:30:01i haven't known kelsey for a very long time this is all really new to me
00:30:06i know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy you know who doesn't like
00:30:09settle down but um i'm starting to believe i'm not the right guy for kelsey i'm sure you're not
00:30:18but i would sure be damned if i didn't try to be kelsey man she's she's brilliant like
00:30:27i love the way her mind works her her designs her style she just knows exactly what she wants
00:30:33for herself there's not only one reason dean barrington it's everything very well you're dismissed
00:30:41you're dismissed
00:30:45i'll be watching you i have eyes everywhere
00:31:00that was incredible i totally believed all of it believed what the act what you said all those
00:31:04things you love about me yeah right as a reward for an award-winning performance i have a surprise
00:31:11for you surprise so this is the surprise is everything okay with the baby i'm sorry to keep
00:31:24you two waiting my last appointment ran over mr and mrs no we're not married i'm kelsey and this
00:31:31is uh my boyfriend ben young love well you two are you ready to see your baby right now
00:31:41so
00:31:56ben are you crying
00:32:00it's not unusual for fathers to become emotional no i know it's just that's really sweet
00:32:11and that is your baby's heartbeat wow no way would you like to know if you have a little baby boy
00:32:20or a little baby girl i think we want it to be a surprise then we all said we keep you posted on
00:32:32the results of your blood work i'm sure you two gonna be great parents it's rare to see two
00:32:39parents as in love with the two of you well um this is me
00:32:53um i'll call you for the next appointment should be in about a month
00:32:58but there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong
00:33:02wait we can't just not hang out if we're dating fake dating then yeah but it's got to look real
00:33:13grandma told me she has like eyes all over this place i mean i guess that's true after all you are
00:33:21my fake girlfriend so i should at least be a good fake boyfriend maybe take on a few fake dates
00:33:28fake dates what do you think
00:33:33what kind of fake dates i don't know just like do the stuff in the movies that people don't
00:33:39really do in real life sure i mean what kind of fake girlfriend would i be if i said no
00:33:58so
00:34:07so
00:34:21you are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the sigma fraternity at 7 p.m
00:34:29formal entire encouraged
00:34:35uh i only have an hour to get ready i don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore
00:34:51ah our special guest for the evening welcome in madam
00:34:59right this way
00:35:15you did this all for me
00:35:20you did this all for me you're my girlfriend i mean my fake girlfriend
00:35:25and i know we've been saving for the baby and i couldn't really afford to take you to a nice
00:35:29restaurant so i thought i'd make one that's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
00:35:37don't thank me yet okay
00:35:42good evening gentleman and gentlewoman may i interest you in tonight's special
00:35:46it's also our only thing on our very limited head or two specials please got you
00:35:55it's two of our finest instant ramens on the house bon appetit lovebirds thank you sir thanks
00:36:05sorry we're kind of on a budget right now no this is perfect i love it
00:36:11it let's dance
00:36:26i don't know why not i wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy and
00:36:33you know like my feet are swollen and i just fell off bouncing you know like
00:36:41you're perfect really
00:36:46now have this dance with me
00:36:58what is it nothing i just
00:37:04ow you okay
00:37:06yeah the baby just like kicked you want to feel it yeah
00:37:23i don't feel anything
00:37:27oh my god wow that's amazing kelsey you're amazing
00:37:36yourself wait i um i thought this was supposed to be fake doesn't feel fake does it no it doesn't
00:38:07wait wait what should we be doing this
00:38:18can't just hurt the baby oh ben that's so sweet but no it won't hurt the baby are you sure positive
00:38:37oh breakfast is served
00:38:50something wrong no i just
00:38:56i thought you left again what
00:39:00no first of all i wouldn't do that second of all this is my room i don't have many other places to
00:39:07go yeah i know i just
00:39:14i panicked i'm not going anywhere but i am gonna steal some of these eggs from you
00:39:21so um should we like talk about last night what about it
00:39:39kelsey this is dr gordon hi is everything okay it's more than okay i just wanted to let you know
00:39:49that your blood work came back well kelsey you're having twins
00:39:56you're having twins two babies kelsey are you there
00:40:05hello yeah sorry kelsey's a bit shook up right now are you sure positive it's very common actually
00:40:15one harpy mask the other but there's two of them in there no doubt about it thanks
00:40:26okay don't panic nothing's changed just double double of everything i'm gonna be huge
00:40:37oh my god how am i gonna hide this from my grandma she was gonna find out eventually
00:40:41so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break into
00:40:47i can't believe this i mean i'm 21 i can't i can't have two babies
00:40:54i'm alone you're not alone i'm here i mean single been unmarried we're not married yet but
00:41:04it's that way i can't really put it into words
00:41:18okay remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules
00:41:23well i used to be afraid of breaking the rules too
00:41:27i was so afraid of what people would think of me if i wasn't this crazy fun
00:41:30party guy that everyone expected me to be but then i met you
00:41:39you just had this energy about you that i was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me
00:41:46then i heard you thought i was just a one-night stand that's because you left
00:41:51i left because i thought that's what you wanted i was sending you messages but you never reached
00:41:56back out you were just so mad at me ben you match with my best friend on some app what girl wouldn't
00:42:01be mad no i didn't oh my god that was hunter messing around on my phone i swear i deleted
00:42:12everything as soon as he did that i figured if i couldn't have you i would just cruise
00:42:16through senior year doing the same shit i've been doing i don't really want that anymore
00:42:27i want you okay what do we do now then i would like to ask you to be my girlfriend
00:42:36my real girlfriend
00:42:41yeah it's called a toga it's super breathable for like you know down there
00:42:47i love this song you want to dance no i'm okay come on no i'm seriously i'm like waiting for
00:42:55someone well i'm here and he's not finders keepers am i right that rule only applies to
00:43:02objects not people come on you lost me hey my car why should i because she said so and this
00:43:14oh
00:43:18and this oh
00:43:25the fuck whatever man
00:43:30you okay yeah i just i didn't know you could do that a lot of things you didn't know i could do
00:43:36kelly barrington
00:43:47all right listen up you bunch of degenerates you all come to my house every week and party
00:43:51and drink my booze throw up in my toilets just indulge me for one moment please
00:43:56yeah thanks dude what are you wearing it's called a hat never mind
00:44:10all right i'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend kelsey barrington
00:44:26in the middle
00:44:49can we get some real music back in here
00:44:56wait you're not even supposed to be here ben banned you he didn't mean it right ben yeah
00:45:17to win oh my god i'm so sorry dean barrington it's all right mary just try not to walk and text
00:45:25at the same time all right copy that i was actually talking to kelsey congratulations
00:45:32what exactly you're gonna be a great grandma duh to twins not that you look like a great
00:45:40grandma or anything definitely a gg milf a great grandma i'd like to you know right and uh kelsey
00:45:48told you this good news oh yeah she's not gonna tell her family about telling me
00:45:53indeed will you please excuse me bye gg ma twins that's definitely against the rules
00:46:10okay you ready almost trying to zip up my pants i think i'm starting to get a dad bod
00:46:17okay well hurry up my grandma doesn't like it when i'm late well she wouldn't really like it
00:46:20that i'm pregnant but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that hopefully
00:46:28okay stud go off why thank you tonight i'm wearing a barrington original jacket
00:46:34house of long pants with fruita blue underwear
00:46:41okay this is like a really big deal okay my grandmother never lets anyone come over for
00:46:46christmas dinner except my mom and i and that wasn't even until i was like 15
00:46:55well i'm so honored um i have to run back to the house i'm gonna have to meet you there
00:47:02okay well don't go standing under any mistletoe without me
00:47:08that was weird
00:47:18okay
00:47:21you got this ben all you gotta do is ask rest is up to her or she could say is no right
00:47:33oh there you are i've been looking all over for you sky i don't have time for this
00:47:39on my way to see kelsey right now i won't keep you but just thought you should know
00:47:50you've got more than one baby mama that's not even possible do the math dummy we last rubbed elbows
00:47:57right before you met kelsey i'm about as far along as she is you're not even showing because
00:48:03i'm genetically gifted our baby is going to be so hot much hotter than kelsey's no it's just
00:48:10another one of your stupid tricks believe what you want papa but this baby is yours so what
00:48:18are you gonna do about it
00:48:24i'm so glad that you were able to join us sandra darling mom i wouldn't miss christmas for
00:48:31anything in the world you know that but also where's this new pope of yours kills yes kelsey
00:48:38is he even gonna show
00:48:44hi i'm so sorry i'm late so kind of you to join us benjamin i'm sorry i didn't
00:48:54oh my goodness i'm so sorry you must be kelsey's mother it's so nice to meet you
00:48:59wow feels like a lot of like thank you but flattery will get you nowhere with me
00:49:04just kidding i'm just kidding actually flattery will get you very far with me
00:49:10especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself oh mom right best behavior
00:49:21so what happened and don't lie to me see you later
00:49:35sorry i came from a uh quick study session um it's okay if i use restroom
00:49:55a ring
00:49:56so kelsey i happen to run into uh your little friend uh rather she ran into me um
00:50:06mary oh yeah i haven't really seen her in a long time you know exams
00:50:14that explains why she was so eager to chat with me such a talkative girl
00:50:20okay sorry guys
00:50:24i was just telling kelsey how i had run into her friend mary um the other day and um she is
00:50:31such a talkative girl but uh she had some very strange news yeah did she get her mcat results
00:50:40back i could never be a doctor well you should get over your squeamishness
00:50:49before you become a father mr lawson
00:50:55mom come on don't pressure them into starting a family yet they're not even married much less
00:51:00engaged take it from me kids do not get pregnant until you're truly ready sage advice
00:51:08a shame that they didn't follow it or my rules what are you talking about mom
00:51:15mom kelsey what is she talking about mom i'm i'm really sorry i am we didn't plan it obviously it
00:51:25was it was an accident um happy accident couldn't have been any happier not only is she pregnant
00:51:38but kelsey why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting
00:51:43two what two babies twins two blessings you're not even taking this seriously at all are you
00:51:50young man mom no i'm serious kelsey you know how hard it was on me being pregnant so young to raise
00:51:57me geez wow i'm sorry i didn't realize i was such a burden i am taking this seriously in
00:52:03this parenting then prove it prove it to my daughter because god knows her father sure
00:52:09as hell didn't take it seriously i'm sorry how do you want me to prove that too
00:52:15i will offer you one hundred thousand dollars if you got up right now
00:52:25excuse me i will offer you one hundred thousand dollars to get up leave and never talk to my
00:52:34granddaughter again how does that solve anything i grew up without a dad and now you want my kids
00:52:40to grow up without one no father is better than one that's going to leave later your mother and
00:52:46i did just fine with no husbands yeah right fine wait you have a problem with how i raised you
00:52:55maybe i do okay maybe it would have been nice to have a father or just any family at all
00:53:02grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that i was smart enough to get into
00:53:06claremore enough let ben answer are you going to get up and leave with the money
00:53:15no that's it i said no what else do you want i don't know
00:53:24i don't know
00:53:27defend me defend yourself i don't have anything else to say
00:53:40are you sure you're gonna keep them yeah of course mom
00:53:44i'm sorry to disappoint you i'm not mad or disappointed kelz i just want it better for you
00:53:50you know a fairytale ending not some guy ben is not some guy he's just he's got a
00:53:56lot on his mind right now okay so well if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go find him and we're gonna
00:54:04leave she'll give me the money
00:54:16she'll give me the money i'll take the 100 000 but you have to agree to my terms okay
00:54:23okay
00:54:32she gets to participate in the fashion show and she's going to graduate
00:54:37you are going to stay out of her way she's going to live her life by her own rules
00:54:44exactly the way she wants it who do i make the check out to
00:54:54you i'm so sorry for everything that happened it's my fault no don't say that i mean
00:55:03it was gonna come out eventually what an absolute piece of shit
00:55:07i wish i could kick his ass yeah me too but my mom was right
00:55:14i'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run
00:55:18save it hunter hey i'm just here to get the rest of my stuff
00:55:22um okay but ben left this for you what is it
00:55:30uh i'm not sure to be honest
00:55:37what's it say i'm nothing i i just want some time alone so i'll um
00:55:45so i'll uh i'll catch you later
00:55:49uh i know your best friend was such an asshole word well since she asked for some space you want
00:55:57to make out i was never faking it i'm sorry
00:56:15so
00:56:19kelsey there you are
00:56:23guess ben played both of us huh
00:56:27ben never played you he was being honest he just didn't want to be with you sky
00:56:33so you're defending him even after he left i heard he took all of his shit overnight
00:56:40didn't even say goodbye to hunter look he has his reasons i think yeah i'll show you the reason
00:56:55ben is just another deadbeat daddy knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made
00:57:00this isn't real it's very real kelsey face it you're not special
00:57:13you know what just stop you're just another notch on his bedpost just like me
00:57:30hey okay i cannot wait to show you everything i got for you look at this look how cute this is
00:57:43this little changing table that's the crib and that's where you're gonna put all the little
00:57:47dirty diapers and then look at all the little stuffed toys we've got the little clothes here
00:57:53i cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation baby girl i know i've been
00:57:58hard on you kills but i want you to know i am so proud of all your hard work
00:58:28wow sky you look so good for being you know for what for being like six months pregnant
00:58:39oh i'm not pregnant
00:58:44that was just a lie i told ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser kelsey
00:58:49hey isn't that kind of fucked up whatever
00:59:01i can't believe that absolute bitch what are we gonna do what do you mean
00:59:06we have to get ben and kelsey back together doug oh ben i missed that guy
00:59:13talk to him since he left uh no boys are so dumb okay here's the plan have you ever seen
00:59:24the pear trap yeah uh with lindsey lohan and her twin yeah but she's not actually a twin
00:59:33never mind the point is we have to get them in the same room without them knowing oh okay
00:59:40okay i i still don't understand
00:59:46call ben now okay where are you going i have a party to plan
00:59:55i'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch it's like old times
00:59:59minus the mimosas i mean i'm gonna have a mimosa but you should not
01:00:05i know i'm really excited that we're hanging out too
01:00:08although i was thinking i should really get back to work girl you need to relax and
01:00:14let loose a little bit you're gonna be a mommy soon
01:00:19speaking of which
01:00:35baby shower you did this all for me well i had some help my baby's having baby
01:00:46mom you didn't have to do that oh sweetie of course i did i'm so sorry about how i reacted
01:00:51when you first told me you were pregnant i am so so happy for you okay come on let's get this
01:00:57fun started
01:01:18don't mind if i do
01:01:27dude this place has got the tastiest waffles trust me bro it's really good to see you man but
01:01:35i'm probably just gonna get back to work gotta loosen up man let's get some mimosas in you
01:01:41i'm not really drinking anymore who are you and what have you done with my bed
01:01:48so this one is from your grandmother
01:01:51sorry she got me something the woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass
01:01:59don't complain she didn't get me a damn thing
01:02:07all of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket
01:02:11and just one she doesn't know i'm having twins right i told you she's not really good at gift
01:02:16giving take it back okay so there's just one more present
01:02:35ben what are you doing here i don't know hunter well i brought you here because sky's line she
01:02:45was never pregnant she just made that up to break you guys up doesn't matter you still left
01:02:52i was ashamed i failed you i failed us i failed our kids i figured the hundred thousand dollars
01:03:01to do more for you than i ever could you thought i wanted the money more than you
01:03:05no i didn't think you wanted the money i just thought you wanted the security
01:03:09i leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and
01:03:13participate in the fashion show that was the deal so you're saying you left for me yeah i had to
01:03:20leave for you girl sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face fake baby
01:03:28but if it was real i would have sent money i would have loved it too
01:03:32loved it enough to stay away not ruin his life like i ruined yours you didn't ruin my life
01:03:39you leaving without a trace no phone call or anything that ruined my life
01:03:47sorry i didn't mean to hurt you well you did
01:03:54i love you kelsey i did then and i do right now
01:03:59right now
01:04:03i never stopped loving you i just stopped loving myself
01:04:07i promise you i will never leave your side ever again just please take me back
01:04:16please kelsey
01:04:24i'm sorry ben
01:04:29i am i understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did
01:04:37sky was terrible for lying to you like that but i can't
01:04:46i can't do this again
01:04:50and i have to do what's best for me and the babies and that means not being with you
01:04:56i mean we can be co-parents and friends but we can't be together i hope you understand
01:05:14i do time for plan b
01:05:18so where are we going it's spring break and you're about to pop you need to unwind okay well
01:05:29the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show well you can't get any more pregnant
01:05:35than you already are i think aren't you going to med school shouldn't you like know this i missed that
01:05:42day
01:05:54nothing like being in the woods with your best bros yeah man it's nice to get away from it all
01:06:07who's that
01:06:10dude you said it was gonna be bros weekend bros and hoes kelsey is not my ho i mean
01:06:19girlfriend man she's a lovely woman dude she's carrying my kids why is she here
01:06:24here
01:06:34no i'm not spending a week in the woods with ben
01:06:41i'm pregnant hormonal and still a little mad at ben no way i can spend an entire week with him
01:06:48okay well then what are you gonna do about it mama you're already here in the woods a thousand
01:06:54miles from campus we're like 20 miles away tops okay well i'm not driving you back so
01:07:01you're stuck here barrington with me and ben
01:07:05i think the plan's going great man i'll plan
01:07:16guys you trying to get us back together no not at all
01:07:34oh
01:07:48my whole body hurts here's a tip never get pregnant okay
01:07:57where are um hunter and marion on a hike
01:08:00you didn't want to go i wanted to be here with you ben look i know your idea of relaxing vacation
01:08:08isn't hanging out with me here for a week and i don't blame you after what i did to you you know
01:08:15i don't hate you ben and especially when you make me tea
01:08:21well if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone just let me know but if you want company
01:08:29well hunter and mary do whatever it is they do i can show you around
01:08:35i grew up in these woods practically i plan on taking our kids here one day how do you do that
01:08:45make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever
01:08:59so
01:09:09wow let's keep coming i'm surprised the tub didn't overflow
01:09:12excuse me i said i didn't know cows could swim
01:09:29she's pregnant asshole you want to say that again to the mother of my children
01:09:33jesus ben chill used to be cool man you're a legend what's wrong with you
01:09:44you're okay you know i should tell you that violence is never the answer
01:09:48but it's kind of cute you're going macho over our family family huh
01:09:59so
01:10:18oh
01:10:29i know i fucked up everything i've done was for you i just didn't go about it the right way
01:10:38if you give me another chance i promise i'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you
01:10:47oh really
01:10:59i swear hunter and mary is my witness you know they make a really cute couple
01:11:06so do we
01:11:10so how are you planning on making this up to me well i'll start by doing this
01:11:19oh my god you're gonna drop me
01:11:28off i like your work ethic miss miller working late during spring break thanks prof
01:11:40inspiration just suddenly hit me well keep it up and i'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers
01:11:48at the showcase next week maybe even more than our star miss barrington oh i'm counting on it
01:11:55i'll show that bitch there is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase
01:12:09i'll just stay with my mom until i can find an apartment and you know suppose i can have my
01:12:14old spot back in the house that asshole chad took the second you left bro i'm sorry i mean you could
01:12:20like stay with me if you wanted to fair warning i roll over like 700 times in the middle of the
01:12:26night and i wake up with like really weird food cravings do you and the baby kicks like hard
01:12:33sounds perfect
01:12:41come to our end of the year fashion showcase what's wrong sky
01:12:46hi she stole my design
01:12:57what's wrong all of my work all my designs they're gone oh my god we gotta tell someone
01:13:06oh my god that's marissa leon this is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase
01:13:16this collection is from one of our most improved students skye miller
01:13:22and here's one of our most accomplished students kelsey barrington despite her condition kelsey
01:13:30has managed to perform really well kelsey do you have anything you want to show our guest before
01:13:37the big show uh actually it's going to be a surprise kelsey really wanted to shock the
01:13:44shock the audience it'll be worth it trust me i really hope so miss barrington i'm looking
01:13:50forward to seeing your work thank you
01:13:59what was that me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back
01:14:04sky can't get away with this kelse
01:14:07she already has they all think that those are her designs
01:14:14i mean she's altered my designs and my dresses and
01:14:20even if i could get them back
01:14:23look we can always go to the dean no absolutely not
01:14:29it's over hey that is not the kelsey i know kelsey i do know she fights for herself
01:14:38and she pushes for what she wants
01:14:46i mean there's like this one idea i had
01:14:59but i would need like a lot of help to make it happen and there's only 48 hours until the showcase
01:15:07i just couldn't ask that of you guys
01:15:11no offense but you don't know how to sew
01:15:14kelsey yes you can i'm here to do whatever you want
01:15:20same if i want to be a doctor i have to learn how to sew anyway ditto whatever she said
01:15:29you guys would like actually help me
01:15:35guys let's get to work
01:15:46it's a fabric down put this down and then you'll thread this so go ahead and do that
01:15:52yeah if we could have them at seven that would be great perfect thank you so much
01:16:10we did it guys i have my very own maternity collection
01:16:15it's amazing kelsey you crushed it seriously i couldn't have done it without you guys
01:16:22anyone knew hunter was so good at sewing yeah no biggie i used to help my mom all the time
01:16:27maybe i should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law
01:16:31i'm sorry you're going into law yeah harvard
01:16:35why what did you guys think i was studying honestly i really had no idea
01:16:39no idea well what are we waiting for let's get you ready for your big night
01:16:44so
01:16:47so
01:17:06this was sky miller with sky high designs
01:17:17so
01:17:23i'm here to defend my client kelsey elizabeth barrington
01:17:26from copyright infringement for one miss sky
01:17:35this picture conclusively dated from august of last year shows my client wearing a dress of her
01:17:42months before sky even started working on her collection
01:17:48no yes i don't know please don't fail me
01:17:56this is so gonna go viral
01:18:03now that that's done i'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she designed in
01:18:09the aftermath of the plagiarism by miss sky also i love my girlfriend
01:18:20all right um sorry about that mix up next we have kelsey barrington with
01:18:30actually i don't know what kelsey is going to show us tonight kelsey okay kelsey you got this
01:18:37you may be almost nine months pregnant but
01:18:47hey hey what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong
01:18:53i think i just had a contraction
01:18:57a contraction we need to go to the hospital
01:19:01oh i know um okay it's just false alarm you're fine
01:19:08are you sure you can do this right now yeah i can
01:19:11um first off i wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when
01:19:31my designs were stolen i really couldn't have done this without them
01:19:34but losing my collection made me realize something
01:19:40shouldn't maternity wear look good too because i mean i wouldn't have been able to fit into a
01:19:45single one of those dresses that scott showed you because well i'm kind of pregnant
01:19:52so my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best
01:20:00because well nobody should feel grumpy when they're going through the absolute
01:20:06most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life
01:20:12motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from it's something to celebrate
01:20:20so please give it up for my models
01:20:31i take it back pregnant chicks are hot and that is my presentation thank you
01:20:49what's going on i think my water just broke
01:20:59excuse me i'm so sorry i'm looking for my daughter kelsey barrington is she okay
01:21:05fastest delivery ever a perfectly healthy pair of twins one boy one girl um what about kelsey
01:21:13it couldn't be better i've never seen such a supportive partner either
01:21:23ben was with her every step of the way
01:21:26okay
01:21:38grandma
01:21:43you're precious
01:21:46i'm gonna get these two changed
01:21:57i saw your show last night very impressive and i can assure you that sky will be dealt with
01:22:08you actually came well how could i miss my granddaughter's big moment
01:22:16i just thought because i broke the rules that oh fuck the rules
01:22:22pardon my language how all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my
01:22:34family and uh that's what i i want the most you know so you're not ashamed of me because i was
01:22:46because i was pregnant ashamed no a wise woman once told me
01:22:54to stop caring about what people think
01:22:59i used to love knitting i wasn't very good and when your mother got pregnant
01:23:07i made a little something for the baby
01:23:12but i never gave it to her
01:23:14my vanity got in the way the blanket that
01:23:21that's why you gave it to me after all these years i wanted you to have it
01:23:28it's not very fancy or very good but um it's a symbol of how much you mean to me
01:23:36of how much you mean to me and how much your babies mean to me
01:23:43and uh i made another one for the boy
01:23:53i love them grandma
01:23:54oh thank you
01:24:04cals you have another visitor
01:24:13hello calcium
01:24:14i mean marcel young you you're my hero and you're mine after last night the way you and
01:24:28your friends stood up to that girl and your collection it really spoke to me i'm a working
01:24:37mom too and i never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear and feel
01:24:42proud of so when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show
01:24:50i had to come and pay the young mama a visit and give you this
01:24:58i want you to take the next few months some much deserved rest at home
01:25:03with your babies and then i want you to call and work for me
01:25:07wait you really mean it absolutely i want you to design a maternity line for the house of leon
01:25:13if you're interested
01:25:18she's interested great i'll look forward to hearing from you calci
01:25:25thank you
01:25:27hey dude and gal looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like i always knew
01:25:33but there's one thing she needs to do first
01:25:41congratulations isabella
01:25:46the next name that i'm going to read makes me very proud of you
01:25:50the next name that i'm going to read makes me very proud
01:25:59calci elizabeth barrington
01:26:08congratulations
01:26:13there you go dude i found it it was in your old bedroom
01:26:20oh my god dude i owe you thank you
01:26:37benjamin lawrence lawson come to the stage
01:26:43but i i didn't finish my degree grandma works in mysterious ways
01:26:48i heard she even breaks the rules sometimes
01:26:56all right benjamin you may have to finish a few classes during the summer
01:27:05but i wanted you to have this moment
01:27:08grandma just call me grandma and hurry up and marry my granddaughter will you
01:27:24skye miller
01:27:31you are not graduating you can't do this
01:27:35graduating you can't do this
01:27:40oh yes i think i can
01:27:42press on to chapter 32 section b row 2 plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion basically if you fuck around you find
01:27:55out thank you hunter so this dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree from this
01:28:04college and that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year congratulations
01:28:17you are all graduates of claremower college except for sky except sky congratulations
01:28:34hi mom where are the
01:28:45cozy i know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan
01:28:50and it has not been easy and there's been a lot of ups and downs
01:28:55so
01:29:06you

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