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  • 5/17/2025
Crunchy moms pt 2

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Fun
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00:00Hi! Your window is open.
00:02Oh my gosh.
00:03I'm just gonna wash my hands.
00:06Are you not using the non-toxic soap I made you for my breast milk?
00:10Mmm, what is that smell?
00:11It's my fall candle.
00:13It's almost like I can feel the carcinogens sticking to my body.
00:16Yeah, so the baby's been kicking non-
00:18Achoo! What just happened?
00:20When is your baby due?
00:22He's due next month.
00:23Are you gonna get him circumcised?
00:25Whoa! Oh, whoa! Are you okay?
00:27Tell me more.
00:28I think I actually just dislocated my shoulder back there.
00:30Oh my gosh, do you need to go to the hospital?
00:32Nope, just gonna pay a visit to Dr. Eucalyptus.
00:39Yeah, it's working.
00:40Ugh, I feel like I'm starting to get a cold.
00:42Darling, do you want some garlic?
00:44Um, no thanks.
00:45Okay, more for me.
00:49Is this antiperspirant?
00:51Yes, it totally is.
00:52You know, you should really consider a more natural deodorant.
00:55Oh, it's my 96 month old's bedtime and we co-sleep so I have to go.
00:59Woo hoo!
01:00Oh my gosh!
01:09Vamos!
01:10Maybe.
01:11Like you out?
01:13Maybe.