00:00Parents won't update my avatar.
00:01I was born 18 years ago, and I don't have ball hair.
00:04They want to keep you the way they remember you.
00:06Then there's this.
00:08My little brother going with a girl to some semi-formal dumb shit dance.
00:12He's laughing me.
00:14It's not a race.
00:16Hey girl, you can damn fine.
00:18Excuse me? Did somebody lose their child?
00:22See what I mean?
00:23If I had the body that went with my age, I would wreck that ass.
00:26Okay, okay, you need to calm down.
00:27I get that you're frustrated, but you can't come on that strong.
00:30If I came on as strong as I feel, I'd pound a hole in the fabric with you.
00:35Oh, you didn't tell me this would hurt.
00:37You want hair where you were telling me? You'd better hold still.
00:39Hey, we gotta go.
00:41Wait a minute.
00:41No, now. There's not half a tattoo.
00:43It's not a tattoo. It's a puberty power-up.
00:46A what? What the hell does that mean?
00:47Just some code to age up his avatar.
00:49I got it from a top-notch Russian hacker.
00:51Next time he falls asleep, he'll wake up with adult parts.
00:54And done.
00:55Great, okay. We are one thing away from him.
00:57We are on my way.
00:58Uh, uh, uh.
00:58600 Facebook leavers.
01:00That's just a pretty handsome.
01:01Great, okay.
01:02Hey, see if those nightly girls were friends for me.
01:04Like a babysitter?
01:05You motherfuckin' stippy!
01:07Shut up.
01:08Yes, so it begins.
01:23First up, the ladies by the pool.
01:27I like your style.
01:29Yo, thank you.
01:31Can I help you with something?
01:33That's what I fucking thought.
01:35Oh, dear.
01:35Um, uh, maybe you need to cover up, please.
01:39What the fuck?
01:40You're looking for a swim, dork.
01:41Please, just...
01:42Get off!
01:43Hey, y'all!
01:45Dylan?
01:45Fuck off of me!
01:46Oh, shit.
01:47Shit?
01:48Hey.
01:48I trusted you.
01:49Who's this now?
01:50This is Dylan.
01:51What?
01:51Yeah, I heard all about your little field trip to the gray zone.
01:54Turns out the puberty patch was female.
01:56You guys effed up.
01:58Dude, biology 101, it says XX, not XY.
02:01How am I supposed to know?
02:01I thought it just meant it was me, like, extra, extra manly.
02:03Well, hey!
02:04Haven't you ever seen boobs before?
02:06They're for feeding babies.
02:07Yummy.
02:08Oh, grow up, creep.
02:10Can you just change me back, please?
02:12Okay.
02:13But it's going to take me hours to reprogram, so...
02:16Are you sure?
02:17Yeah, I'm sure.
02:18Right.
02:19Well, next time, I'll leave you with real grown-ups.
02:22Those golfers staring at me was definitely the worst part.
02:26Yeah, I can imagine.
02:27Oh, fuck!
02:29I missed your titties!
02:30They're the talk of the lobby!
02:31Hey, not cool, man.
02:33Oh, sorry.
02:34My bad.
02:35Why do they have to program me so horny?
02:37I'm sure they'd remove it if they could.
02:38Why make our angels so freaking hot?
02:40Mine has legs that just won't quit.
02:42You know, I was only a woman for a couple of hours, but that's demeaning.
02:46I bet when you didn't have legs, you didn't want that to be the only thing people noticed
02:49about you.
02:50Okay, PC police.
02:51I'll come back when you're fixed.
02:52You know, I may still only have a 12-year-old's body, but I'm-
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