00:00So, normally I actually show off footage because I downloaded the Saints Row reboot, but I don't
00:12know what to honestly think about it. I've been playing on the PlayStation 4 version,
00:18and this is how my face, this is what I feel when I'm playing the Saints Row reboot. This
00:29is the face of somebody who has played all of the Saints Row games. Yes, well I don't
00:41know if Agents of Mayhem counts, so no, not that game. But I played all of the
00:48godforsaken Saints Row games. Saints Row 1, Saints Row 2, Saints Row 3, Saints Row 4,
00:54Saints Row Ghetto Hell. And I gotta say, this is how I feel when I booted up the Saints
01:03Row reboot. Playing it feels painful. Like, it honestly, some of the words to describe it
01:14is this. It feels soul-less. Like, honestly, soul-less. Like, the whole entire world, like
01:23it's a big open world. It just feels soul-less. It does. It feels soul-less as can be. It just,
01:35honestly, it just feels boring and dull. And it's not fun to play. And the game is, is
01:47uncomplete and unfinished. Yeah, that's what the Saints Row reboot feels. It feels un-, like,
01:55it feels uncomplete and unfinished. And even, even that, I have actually got all the godforsaken
02:04updates. It feels, it still feels like that. Now, I do have Can You Beat Challenge, but after
02:13I beat the fucking Saints Row reboot, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna install that little
02:18bitch. Because the Saints Row reboot is just, it is terrible. Like, everything about it just
02:25feels, it just feels freaking terrible. And you know what I found out? Is that Deep Silver
02:33was the ones that said, hey, Volition, let's do a whole entire plot about diversity and friendship?
02:43I have watched Friendship is Magic episodes that are better than this shit. That's how sad it is.
02:53Like, it just, honestly, like, like, this is, this is something that I'll never understand
03:04about it. And you know the craziest godforsaken thing about this? Is that they got one of this
03:12dialogue. They were not even proud of it. And this is just, this dialogue, it just speaks for itself.
03:22Mortal Kombat!
03:28Mortal Kombat!
03:29Mortal!
03:34Falling line. Balls.
03:37Falling line.
03:40Falling line. Balls.
03:43Goat balls.
03:47Cow balls.
03:49Goddamn cow balls and the pizzle stick between them.
03:53Horse balls.
03:55Big, giant, sweaty horse balls.
03:59Big, giant, sweaty, dangling horse testes just swinging in the goddamn breeze, knocking back
04:05and forth like a pair of motherfucking clappers and a giant horse-flesh crotch bell.
04:11What the actual goddamn motherfucking goddamn fuck?
04:16Crap, crap, crap.
04:18Crap, crap, shit, crap, goddamn fucking shit, crap, crap, son of a bitch, ass, wipe, piss,
04:22wipe, crap, crap, crap, and crap.
04:24Best dialogue ever! I mean, we all know that dialogue is just so fucking wonderful.
04:41And yes, the scenes where we boot has actually, um, shut down Volition.
04:49It was so bad. So wonderful, indeed.
04:54Because we all know that's wonderful.
05:01Yeah.
05:05And I, it's just, it's just sad. It's just, it's just, there's video games where I've heard is,
05:15they're bad, and I play them, and I think they're not that bad.
05:18But when it comes to the scenes where we boot,
05:20it's just like,
05:26oh my fucking god.
05:29Like, it just feels soulless.
05:32And that's what I,
05:34that's what, there's been a number of remakes that just feel soulless.
05:39Like, they, like, okay, I know it's a remake,
05:44but some of these remakes just feel like you're taking a shit on the original.
05:49Like, you're censoring the original.
05:52You, you're not paying tribute to the original.
05:55You're censoring it.
05:56You, you're deleting it.
05:58You're webcomming things.
06:00And the people defending the Saints where we boot,
06:03well, I think the people that were, I don't know,
06:06I think they liked Volition's views and opinions.
06:11But they didn't buy the fucking game.
06:14I play, I played the Saints where we built.
06:18And holy fucking ass.
06:25It's just sad.
06:27Thank god I didn't buy the Saints where we built.
06:31Thank god.
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