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A Twitch livestream by Canthinky on (2025-05-15)

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00:00I've decided to spare you all.
00:02Gosh...
00:04Get Trouble Ol' Walled.
00:10ARGH!
00:16Damn...
00:18Did you guys hear that?
00:30I'll get you next time.
00:40...
00:52Noooooo!
00:54Now, now, now, now...
01:00Hello, everyone.
01:28FL Studio stream, guys.
01:55I couldn't figure out how to crack FL Studio.
01:58That's also something that, um...
02:02I tried doing, but I failed.
02:07Um, and also, like, GarageBand.
02:11I've made some...
02:13I've made some stuff on BandLab,
02:16but it's really bad.
02:19Let me see if I can whip it up.
02:26Um...
02:32Projects?
02:36Ugh, I've got a freaking, like,
02:38hair that's on my face.
02:45Uh...
02:51Yeah, this is the Osprey.
02:53You guys aren't hearing this.
02:56Guys, uh, uh, follow my SoundCloud.
03:00Um...
03:06Let's see how my SoundCloud is doing.
03:09Maybe, maybe I've, like, lost a couple songs that I've made,
03:13which is kind of sad.
03:16Um...
03:22Oh, I guess, I guess one of the songs I've made has, like, 14...
03:2814 mics. That's pretty good.
03:30That's pretty good.
03:32Oh, I don't know why a playlist I've made is public.
03:35How do I change that?
03:38Public. Oh, private.
03:40Say it changes it.
03:41I guess you guys can't see it.
03:45Nuclear War is back with kittens.
03:47Let's hear it.
03:48I don't know if you guys will be able to hear it.
03:53I think you guys can, maybe.
03:59Ah, no, this is us!
04:01Wait, let me delete that.
04:04Ah, what the fuck?
04:06Okay, no, it's private. It's already private.
04:10Oh, this is ass, bro.
04:13Okay, what is this?
04:31Sample them!
04:34This one, I sampled Rudua Vihila.
04:39So...
04:49Can you say UWU onto the cam? Please kill yourself.
05:18That sample's going on for a bit too long.
05:44Alright, that's interesting.
05:47Um, what is this?
05:51Nah.
05:53Unemployed by Alvin is my goat.
05:58A lot of these are private.
06:14Little did you know that I was fired.
06:19Be admired.
06:23My brains expired.
06:32Spired.
06:35Gun to my head.
06:55Baked muscles of bread.
07:00That was fun.
07:03Push it instead.
07:08Flex, flex.
07:11Flexin' with my money spread.
07:15Ooh, this is tough!
07:24Bruh.
07:30That was fire, guys. That was so fire.
07:34Do you guys fuck with it?
07:41That looks like crammy.
07:45Is that crammy?
07:47Anyways, uh, what else have I got on here?
07:52Doki doki.
08:01Some of these are...
08:06public.
08:16What the hell?
08:19Join Twitch today.
08:21It's not letting me post it in chat.
08:24Okay.
08:28Um, my Twitch is Nian M-E-E-O-W.
08:36I mean my SoundCloud if I said Twitch.
09:02This one is a bit long.
09:13I will say.
09:42That is not me speaking Japanese. That's just a bunch of lame samples.
09:47So, someone started following me four days ago.
09:51Savious.
09:54Uninteresting.
09:58Can I see my insights? Your insights.
10:04Let's see.
10:06My top track is the doki doki.
10:09Two plays.
10:11Two plays from Adelaide.
10:13Two plays from the United States.
10:19Other sources.
10:21Last seven days.
10:23H-T-T-P-S dot slash.
10:26Wait.
10:27Nevermind.
10:28Nevermind.
10:29I just realized I'm streaming.
10:33The dog site.
10:35Of course. Okayver.
10:38Uh.
10:42Algorithms.
10:45Nothing.
10:49That is pretty sad.
10:51May 17, two plays.
10:54Most plays on May 10th.
10:56Cool.
10:59Cool.
11:00Let's see.
11:01Let's see last 30 days.
11:03Last 30 days.
11:05207 plays.
11:08Um.
11:10Other sources.
11:11Telegram.
11:13What?
11:21Oh, hi.
11:23Hello.
11:25Um.
11:26Hello.
11:27Hello.
11:35I guess Maki will die eventually.
11:37That tends to happen to people.
11:53Um.
12:07Stream audio is low, by the way.
12:11Do I give a fuck?
12:13Okay.
12:42Danny is on.
12:50Righto.
12:58Would you guys say my mic is too quiet?
13:01Is it good?
13:06I think she doesn't care outwardly.
13:10But there's a tiny little light inside that does.
13:13What are you talking about, bro?
13:16What are you talking about?
13:20This is like the loudest I can go.
13:22Is it good?
13:24Is it phenomenal?
13:37As loud as it can go.
13:39And I'm like talking louder.
13:44Like, do I have to put the mic in my mouth?
13:47Like, what?
13:53What the fuck, bro?
13:55What the fuck?
13:56Why are people being weird?
14:00Oh, gosh.
14:07How do I?
14:08Is my mic not even?
14:10This is as loud as my mic goes.
14:13Wait.
14:14I see your messages.
14:17Is it still quiet?
14:20Is it still quiet?
14:25It's like the max thing.
14:30Is it loud or quiet?
14:31Like, what?
14:32People.
14:34Why are people trolling me?
14:36Obviously, like, I'm putting the mic right on, like, here to troll them back.
14:43Because I know I'm getting, like, feedback from the mic because it sounds awful.
14:51This is amazing, guys.
14:54This is what you guys asked for.
14:57This is where the mic is going to be now.
15:01This is where it's going to be now.
15:14Incredible levels, might I say.
15:26Damn.
15:27Anyway, anyway, guys.
15:29Anyway.
15:30Anywho.
15:31Wait, what?
15:32For a second, for a second, I'm, like, looking behind myself, thinking, like, why is?
15:43I thought I had, like, a little, like, I thought I had a poster on my wall of chains for a
15:53second.
15:54For a second.
15:59This is the collab of the century.
16:13Me and my best friend.
16:28This is my best friend, for your information.
16:51I deadass thought, like, it was a poster on my wall for a second.
16:57Yeah, collab of the century.
17:00That's fire.
17:01That's fire.
17:03Yes.
17:11That is not my boyfriend.
17:13Let's get rid of him.
17:14Let's get rid of him.
17:15There we go.
17:40Um, hmm.
17:43I got Akana cosplay in the mail as well.
17:46It would be great if I could actually cosplay her and have the time, but I can't.
17:54Yeah.
18:02It would be cool to cosplay from Dark Souls, unfortunately.
18:07Probably won't have time.
18:10Meow, meow, meow.
18:36Meow, meow.
18:44I don't know.
18:45I don't even know, bro.
18:52I can cosplay men.
18:53I want to do a Jack Frost cosplay.
18:56That'd be cool.
18:58Since people say I've got a horse face, I should be able to do, like, male makeup.
19:07I'm trying my best to, like, stay up pretty late so I can, like, sleep.
19:34That doesn't make sense.
19:40Ow.
19:42Sorry.
19:44My apologies.
19:52Um, I do want to cosplay her, but I don't know.
20:03Also, like, with the school thing, um, I left my old school, literally been trying
20:22to get into my new school.
20:26I literally have not been at school since, like, since, like, the end of Term 1.
20:33Um, and you'd think I'd have all the time in the world, but no.
20:39Um, like, my old school was being really difficult with, like, paperwork and whatnot, and they
20:48over the paperwork because, because, uh, I don't know.
20:56There was, like, issues with my art teacher, which I've already talked about, and I needed
21:00to make a statement because she was, like, targeting other kids, and they were just being,
21:05like, really, like, annoying with it, and then I had to get, like, a bunch of, like,
21:11court documents and, like, stuff that had been, like, lost, and they're, like, I still
21:19haven't had the interview for the school.
21:22Um, I am not even skipping school.
21:27Um, did your art teacher know?
21:29My art teacher was, like, the kids that weren't, like, gay or, like, lesbian or whatever or,
21:37like, weren't trans.
21:38She, like, purposefully targeted, and it, like, happened to multiple kids.
21:43Um, uh, kind of, but, like, the subjects that I wanted to choose at my school, they dead
21:55ass just didn't let me.
21:57They put me into psychology.
21:59I'm, like, pretty much diagnosed retarded, and they put me into psychology.
22:06Do you think I'm gonna be able to do psychology?
22:08Well, no, I couldn't, and what I actually wanted to do was history.
22:13That's something I can do.
22:14That's something I can wrap my head around.
22:16That's something I'm passionate about, okay?
22:21But they didn't, they were, like, you know what, we don't have enough kids for history,
22:24so, no, sorry, we don't have enough teachers, so we're not gonna, we're not gonna let you
22:29do it.
22:30Um.
22:34Psychology ain't STEM.
22:35I feel like anyone could do that, bro.
22:39Tell me, tell me the collidrical, modelical, data-central nervous system reactionary follicular
22:49thing, bro.
22:56I freaking work.
22:57That's what I freaking do, bro.
23:00They just hand, and in psychology, bro, they just handed me a freaking packet, yo.
23:06Not even freaking joking, yo.
23:10I, I made it up, because, like, I don't remember anything, bro.
23:15Yeah, the glutocomolecular reactively molecular thing.
23:19That literally sounds like, I don't know if that's, like, satirical.
23:22Wait, let me, let me see if I've got, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I will admit, I used chat
23:27GBT to cheat on psychology, but let me see if I've got, let's have a, let's have a look
23:37at what I've got on here.
23:41Savage Nick diss.
23:44Um, and then my prompt was, write a savage diss track on a guy called Nick.
23:49Some info about him.
23:51He's fat, dumb, and bald.
23:54Um.
23:55Alright.
24:01Make, okay.
24:04Oh my god, and I made up.
24:08Make another one where she pokes people, wears glasses, she bombs schools, and in New Zealand,
24:13and is a New Zealand, and is a sheep shagger.
24:16Okay.
24:19Do you guys want to hear me wrap it up?
24:21Okay.
24:23Um.
24:25Do you guys want, want to hear me wrap?
24:27Let's, let's whip up a savage, savage, uh, savage.
24:38Diss.
24:39Diss beat.
24:40Okay, get ready guys.
24:43Not ready.
24:45Okay.
24:46I don't know if you guys can hear it.
24:49Tina, why are you sending me messages?
24:55Is, is my mic still that bad, bro?
24:57People are telling me I'm getting baited.
24:59It's not that bad, guys.
25:00Come on.
25:03Okay, okay, guys.
25:04Get ready.
25:07You guys can hear it?
25:11Oh shit.
25:18Meow, meow, poke.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Jenner in the chat.
25:23You already know.
25:25Specs on, sheep gone.
25:28Hufflepuff cat with the memes too strong.
25:31Walk in the room, start poking fools.
25:35Glasses on tight, yeah, she look too cool.
25:38New Zealand cat with the Huntington vibe.
25:41If you don't like memes, better step aside.
25:44Sheep in the field, yeah, she right there.
25:47Wolf so soft, got fluff everywhere.
25:51Memes so cursed, make wizards stare.
25:54Hufflepuff queen, yeah, she don't play fair.
25:57Poke, poke, watch out, bro.
26:00Specs so high, yeah, Jenner so low.
26:03Sheep go bah, memes go wow.
26:07New Zealand legend, better learn how.
26:10She don't walk, she strut.
26:12Poke you once, say what?
26:16Meme game tight, don't front.
26:18Haters mad, say blunt.
26:21This is the bridge.
26:22Meow, meow, poke, poke, poke, meow.
26:25Jenner don't stop, it's more than a joke.
26:28Glasses flash, she gone in a blink.
26:31New Zealand queen, what did you think?
26:35Meow so loud, hobbit holes shake.
26:38This is like a chat GBT prompt, but like, um...
26:43This is not a disc.
26:45Oh, it's a meme song.
26:47Never mind.
26:48I don't know, they just like mention memes, bro.
26:53I don't know, bro.
26:56Okay.
27:00I've got one, I've got one.
27:06Derogatory term for Hufflepuff.
27:08We've got dufflepuff, muddle badger, puff dud.
27:12You're a dufflepuff, muddle badger, puff dud,
27:16shufflepuff, dang badger, dozepuff, huggerpuff.
27:20Fuck you.
27:21Is that good?
27:24Or how about, you know guys, I hate you so much.
27:27You're a Hufflegoof, snufflepuff, scufflepuff, mud badger,
27:30flufflepuff, pushoverpuff, ditch diggers, farm bloods,
27:34Hufflechumps, and puff scum.
27:37Damn.
27:38Lowkey fuck with, um, pushoverpuffer.
27:43I wanted, I don't know where all these, um, what is this?
27:53Oh, that's just like business shit.
27:56Hello and response.
28:01Oh.
28:02Write me an essay.
28:04900 word script on opening of a scene of a promising young woman.
28:08Make it formatted.
28:10Uh, make it like a high school level, but make sure to use technical media terms.
28:16Lol.
28:17Um.
28:21Um.
28:24And then I've got, I've like, best visual novels like Sayano Uta.
28:29Okay.
28:30It's got, um, Higurashi.
28:32It listed Higurashi on here.
28:34Um.
28:36Rap...
28:38What?
28:40Um.
28:46What is this?
28:48Oh, I've literally got Yu-Gi-Oh battles in here where me and Lillian were like Yu-Gi-Oh battling in class.
28:56Okay.
29:03What is this?
29:04What is this?
29:05Okay.
29:06Um.
29:11Uh, I, I ask it.
29:13Can you say, I wish you luck on your journey to get a geek bar?
29:17In medieval speak.
29:19Verily, I bid thee fortune upon thy quest to procure a geek bar.
29:25And then I said longer.
29:27Verily, I wish thee, thy, the best of fortune upon thy noble quest to seek out and claim a geek bar.
29:37May thy path be untroubled and thy prize most satisfying.
29:43Um.
29:47Damn.
29:48That's deep, guys.
29:49That's deep.
29:50That's deep.
29:55I, I probably said that wrong.
30:02What?
30:04I've got, I've, I've asked ChatTBT, what is the word raping in NADSAC?
30:10Okay.
30:11Um.
30:12Okay.
30:19Write a deep upselling description for a jumper that looks like Kris Jen's.
30:24Okay.
30:26I don't have, like, any diss track for orange hair.
30:32And it's, it's like gone.
30:33I can't see it.
30:35Medieval insult list.
30:37Um.
30:39Thou art a base, rotten-heeled miscreant, fit only to clean privories with thy tongue.
30:48Thy existence is a blight upon God's good earth, thou whoreson, misbegotten lout.
30:57Thou rank, gortish, boil-brain, unfit to lick the boots of a swineherd.
31:04Thy face is cursed, patchwork of warts and boils, and thy soul is fuller, is fuller still.
31:11Thou art not but a lice-infested dung-sniffer, vile and odious to all mankind.
31:19Where I do find wits, thou'd be rotting in a cesspit where thou left them.
31:27Your intelligence is useless as waste.
31:29Damn.
31:30Um.
31:32Thou art a canker upon the arse of society, foul and festering.
31:39May the fleas of thousands of rats infest thy codpiece, thy mouldy, reek-faced villain.
31:49Thy toltering, ill-nurtured barnacle, leeching life from those far worthier.
31:57Hell itself would throw thy out-
32:01Let me-
32:03HELL ITSELF WOULD SPEW THY OUT FOR FEAR OF THY STENCH, THOU RANKED PUCKS-
32:10HEDGE-PIG
32:12That's kinda tough, guys.
32:16I'd be, um, I'd be like talking like that all the time.
32:21That's, that's fire. That's fire.
32:24Damn, this thread going fast.
32:27I
32:36know yep yep yep yep
32:42what
32:52Hmm.
32:53Let's see.
32:54what else? I'm looking for the diss tracks I asked you to make.
33:04How to curse someone like a Muslim, I say. How would I say to someone astagfullah in
33:18a sentence? Can you make it ruder? Can you add another Muslim insult in the sentence?
33:25May Allah guide your ignorance. Bro, I've literally got like nothing. I guess I wasn't
33:44like cheating guys. I swear I was. Maybe, oh. This is just like a simple thing of the
34:01psychology work I'm saying. Using an example, explain the order of neural pathways in a
34:07reflex of describing efferent, efferent, and inter-neural pathways. Bro, I don't know what
34:17that means. I don't know what that means to be real. Oh, nuke Australia 100%, to be honest.
34:35Um. Um. Damn, this chat's kind of lame. You guys gotta like talk.
35:05Oh, actually, you know what? You know what, guys? I'm gonna end the stream so I can talk to women.
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