00:00No, not again, I...
00:03Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
00:06I swear to God, one of these days I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
00:11You and me both, man.
00:13Thing is lucky I'm not armed.
00:16Piece of shit.
00:18Sam... Iron...
00:20Na... Na... Na... Naga...
00:24No.
00:25Uh-huh.
00:26Please.
00:27Michael...
00:29Bolton?
00:31That's me.
00:32Wow, is that your real name?
00:34Yeah.
00:36So are you related to that singer guy?
00:38No, it's just a coincidence.
00:40Oh.
00:43No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right.
00:46It's not that hard.
00:48Na-i-i-na-na-jad. Na-i-na-na-jad.
00:50Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
00:53You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
00:56There was nothing wrong with it.
00:58Until I was about 12 years old.
00:59And that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
01:05Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
01:08No way.
01:09Why should I change?
01:10He's the one who sucks.
01:11Hey, guys.
01:12What's up, G?
01:13Wanna go to tchotchkes?
01:14Get some coffee?
01:15It's a little early of it.
01:17I gotta get out of here.
01:18I think I'm gonna lose it.
01:19Uh-oh.
01:20Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
01:28Boy, I tell you, some days...
01:30One of these days, it's just gonna be like...
01:36So can I get you, gentlemen, something more to drink?
01:38Or maybe something to nibble on?
01:39Some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?
01:42Just coffee.
01:43Okay.
01:44Sounds like a case of the Mondays.
02:12how to noi abicken him?
02:17Exactly.
02:19See you later.
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