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  • 5/13/2025
AJ Styles with Jeff G Bailey & Steve Martin vs Air Paris
AJ Styles with Jeff G Bailey vs NWA World's Heavyweight Champion, Sabu
NWA World's Heavyweight Title Match
Ref: Andrew Thomas
Announcers: Dan "The Dragon" Wilson & Steve Martin

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Fun
Transcript
00:00The following contest is scheduled for one fall for the N.W.A. World Heavyweight Championship.
00:13Introducing first the challenger, accompanied to the ring by Jeff G. Bailey and Mr. Wildside Steve Martin.
00:26From Atlanta, Georgia, he weighs 202 pounds, A.J. Stiles!
00:56A.J. Stiles! A.J. Stiles! A.J. Stiles!
01:02Ladies and gentlemen, the happiest day of my life.
01:08And as owner of this company, I'm going to demand right now a ten count take place, Andrew Thomas.
01:16And at the count of ten, you're going to raise A.J. Stiles' hand as the new N.W.A. World Heavyweight Champion.
01:28Stiles' hand as the new N.W.A. World Heavyweight Champion.
01:42The lights are out in the NCAA Arena. What the hell is going on here?
01:46I can't see a damn thing!
01:58It's Air Paris!
02:00What is he doing here? Steve Martin, what is Air Paris doing here?
02:06What would an episode of Wildside be without Air Paris in it?
02:14Ladies and gentlemen, I hate, I regret that I have to be the bringer of bad news.
02:18But Samu has just been taken to the hospital. His jaw was broken with one punch from Tank Abbott.
02:26So, guys, uh...
02:28Air Paris, what are you doing out here?
02:30Don't be mad! Don't be mad! Don't be mad!
02:32A drink of water needs to go home.
02:34Hey, guys, uh...
02:35Quit running for a moment.
02:36Let me tell you something.
02:38Well, most everybody, most everybody in the back there would fight without somebody standing in front of them.
02:44What are you, A.J., a pussy?
02:46Samu!
02:47He just picked Jeff J. Mailey!
02:50He's got a point for that. Our pass is ruining the N.W.A. at least spot right here.
02:55At Wildside. And I'm telling you, the new champion is A.J. Styles.
03:00And by God Air Paris, he's gonna get his ass whipped right here by the perfect role model, A.J. Styles.
03:07Leapfrog kicked in the midsection by Paris.
03:10Well, it was last night that many say A.J. Styles plus Air Paris the heavyweight title.
03:16A.J. Styles, what a second in front. He landed on the floor there.
03:20Dan, you don't realize A.J. Styles puts people in this seat.
03:25This is what people pay to see. It's A.J. Styles, the role model, the man with the perfect abs.
03:31Everybody in here has paid to see this man become the new N.W.A. World Heavyweight Champion.
03:36And Air Paris' damn sorry drink of water is ruining the whole moment and he's gonna pay for it.
03:42Well, boss, I cannot argue with you there.
03:45A.J. Styles is perhaps the most phenomenal athlete I have seen come across the way in many, many years.
03:52But you cannot discount the suicidal tendencies, no pun intended, of Air Paris.
03:59Air Paris is nothing but a damn troublemaker.
04:02And that goes for his two friends, too.
04:04Air Paris has caused trouble from the day he walked in this group.
04:07And I've been trying to get him fired.
04:09And the only reason I haven't is because Vice President Bill Berens is ordering me not to fire this guy.
04:15But one of these days he's gonna understand that I'm ruling the roost here, me and Jeff G. Bailey.
04:20A.J. Styles went for a corkscrew sink on and he missed.
04:24But Paris, a corkscrew moonsault sink on.
04:27Oh, my goodness.
04:29This is unbelievable.
04:30And I still, Sabu's been gonna take him to the hospital.
04:34And Air Paris and A.J. Styles right here.
04:36But, Steve, you're the boss.
04:37Is this for the World Heavyweight title, Sabu's champion?
04:40No, it's not.
04:41Sabu was the world champion.
04:43He got decked by Tank Abbott.
04:45Booking jaw, sitting at the hospital from what I hear.
04:47And Air Paris is ruining the moment.
04:49We had a 10 cap.
04:50It was supposed to take place.
04:52And new World Heavyweight champion was gonna be classed.
04:55A.J. Styles in his side-drink of water.
04:57Air Paris is ruining the whole damn thing.
05:00That was the burning hammer by Air Paris made famous by Kingda Kobashi of the Japanese ranks.
05:08And Air Paris.
05:09And Air Paris.
05:10I don't give a damn about that, Dan.
05:12I've got my meal ticket, if we'll call it.
05:15A.J. Styles, the greatest athlete, number one place in the earth in here,
05:19at harm's way with this idiot Air Paris.
05:21And you want to sit here and call Japanese moves like you know it all.
05:25Dan Paris, get with it.
05:26Dan the Dragon, whatever the hell the name is.
05:29A.J. Styles running Air Paris into the guardrail.
05:33Styles going to the table.
05:35Very Sabu-esque.
05:37A.J. Styles does not have to do this, but he's such a damn entertainer.
05:41He's gonna please these fans, regardless if Air Paris is the rightful owner to the NWA world title or not.
05:47Who's gonna beat somebody up?
05:49And if Sabu hit the hospital too early, then it's not our fault.
05:53Air Paris, you're gonna pay the consequences of messing with the world champ, A.J. Styles.
05:59Well, Air Paris stirring the quote up, telling him to get out of harm's way,
06:03because A.J. Styles got thrown into the first row,
06:07and now what's Paris doing, setting up this table low blow by A.J. Styles.
06:13Air Paris being set on this table, and I'm gonna tell you what this is.
06:17This is justice right here.
06:19A.J. Styles is gonna put this guy out for good, and I hope it plays.
06:23It happens right here.
06:25Oh, who's the king of hardcore?
06:27And what the hell is there?
06:29The lights are off again!
06:31The lights are out, Steve!
06:33The lights are out!
06:35The lights are out!
06:37What the? It's Sabu!
06:39Oh, Sabu!
06:41Sabu is here!
06:43Sabu is here!
06:45For the broken jaw!
06:47Sabu!
06:49For the broken jaw!
06:51Let me tell you, the most homicidal, suicidal guy in pro wrestling is here!
06:55For the broken jaw!
06:57For the broken jaw!
06:59For the broken jaw!
07:01Out comes suicidal tendency!
07:03Sabu!
07:04Sabu!
07:05Sabu!
07:06Sabu!
07:07Oh no!
07:08Sabu into the phone low!
07:09Sabu into the phone low!
07:10Sabu into the phone low!
07:12Sabu, suicidal tendency is removing air force!
07:15He's thrown into a melee!
07:17The match has been thrown out!
07:19The pole has been wrangled, has it?
07:21Is the one-on-one!
07:22Sabu as Nao is Positively Tony's Creedal!
07:24He has won everything!
07:25He has won everything!
07:26He has won everything!
07:27The NBA NBA World Champion!
07:31Cardoon!
07:32The number 5 of match is the season 109 old!
07:34He's going to be the run by the 18th調!
07:36Ross creative film!
07:38You're just a fan!
07:39You're going to be the hand!
07:41Hey, got the way you lost him!
07:44He's gonna take a
07:44on the 38th essences he can take care off!
07:47That's a fan!
07:48Well, Steve, he's your boy here, the bell just ring, was at the start of the match or the end of it.
07:55Except in that video, Andrew Thomas, he's the damn referee, for God's sake.
07:59We don't even know what's going on here, so much confusion in the NCAA arena.
08:03We do know the world champion, that's AJ Styles Wheatley on the top rope.
08:08And AJ Styles and Sabu, Sabu to the top.
08:12Sabu, Sabu going back to the top.
08:14Sabu sending up AJ Styles.
08:16And what's this going to be?
08:19And let's go, the third down of Marty.
08:22A great take, break the whole referee, for God's sake.
08:28Sabu is going to go up under here and find more goodies.
08:32And God only knows what he's going to bring out.
08:35God only knows what he's going to bring out.
08:38Sabu looking for a table, uh-oh.
08:41Oh, there went the body slam ring.
08:43And who found one?
08:44Oh, no.
08:45Sabu has a table.
08:48The signature of play toys of the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal maniac in the NWA World
08:54Heavyweight Champion.
08:55What a leg drop.
08:56Dan, I am scared to death.
08:57AJ Styles, the role model.
09:00The man with the perfect gown.
09:02He is here at Wild Side.
09:03He is the one who put every person in these seats to face this maniac known as Sabu.
09:08And I'm telling you right now, if he gets hurt, it's the end of Wild Side.
09:12It's the end of Wild Side.
09:14Sabu, a rare man leg drop.
09:17A rare man leg drop.
09:19A rare man leg drop.
09:22Now, the fantasy, Sabu, Sabu retains the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
09:30Oh, my goodness.
09:32I have never been a part of such an increased night in my life, Steve Martin.
09:38He's the king of hardcore band fans.
09:41Oh, God.
09:42Arabian Face Buster.
09:44I'm sitting here debating on retirement at this point.
09:49Here it comes, Arnix.
09:50Arnix.
09:51Thank God.
09:52Arnix is going to pull him out.
09:55I'm going to go check on AJ Styles.
09:57I'm going to check on him.
09:59This thing's gotten totally out of hand.
10:01Totally out of hand.
10:03Sabu is going to kill somebody if we don't do something with him.
10:07Oh, my goodness.
10:08Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, the man known as Sabu.

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