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00:00I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
00:06Why?
00:06How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
00:09Wait, let me start earlier.
00:11Like many of you, I was stuck.
00:14You want me to deprioritize my current reports until you advise of a status upgrade?
00:18Make these your primary action items.
00:20I couldn't sleep.
00:21No, you can't die from insomnia.
00:23I'd flip through catalogs and wonder what kind of dining set defines me as a person.
00:28This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
00:32I prayed for a different life.
00:34Soap.
00:35I make and I sell soap.
00:37This is how I met Tyler Durden.
00:40Come on, hit me before I lose my nerve.
00:42Ow!
00:44You hit me in the ear!
00:45It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
00:48Can I be next?
00:49We just gave it a name.
00:51Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.
00:53The first rule of Fight Club is...
00:56Wow, nice.
00:57You do not talk about Fight Club.
01:00Is that your blunt?
01:03Some of it, yeah.
01:04After Fight Club, we all started seeing things differently.
01:08You're gonna have to keep me up all night.
01:12And she ruined everything.
01:14You're not into her, are you?
01:16No, God, not at all.
01:18We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars.
01:23But we won't.
01:24He had a plan.
01:29To what purpose?
01:30In Tyler, we trusted.
01:32I gotta take Fight Club up a notch.
01:35Each one of you has a homework assignment.
01:37You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger.
01:40That's not necessary.
01:42You're gonna lose.
01:43That hurt.
01:48You were looking for a way to change your life.
01:50You got it.
01:53I'm stopping this.
01:54It's already done, so shut up.
01:57What kind of sick game are you playing?
01:58Oh, my God.
02:00You kids.
02:01This is too much.
02:09In the end, you will thank me.
02:12Whoa!
02:13Whoa!
02:15If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
02:17Shatner.
02:18I'd fight William Shatner.
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