00:00Stand up on the chair.
00:03Stand up on the chair.
00:30Stand up on your teams.
00:38Go back, go.
00:45Stand up, go.
00:54Look at him, he did it!
01:24Oh, my God.
01:54What is official is that next week, Friday Night Live on SmackDown,
02:05Rob Gronkowski himself will be in the house.
02:08Yes, he will be here.
02:10And he's going to talk about everything that's on his mind.
02:13Help me out, man.
02:14Let's do this.
02:14But here, check this out, man.
02:16Gronk will be here.
02:18Mojo will be here.
02:19And we're going to be hyped.
02:21So everybody get hyped.
02:22Come on, Cole.
02:23Get hyped, baby.
02:24Come on, Cole.
02:25Come on, Cole.
02:26Get hyped.
02:26Let's go, Cole.
02:27Get hyped, Cole.
02:28Come on.
02:29Let's go.
02:33For a quarter of a century, the King of Kings has sat on the throne in WWE and dominated
02:40like few else ever have.
02:43Of course, stagehanders are going to be long for the world.
02:46Sean, it's S-H-A-W-N.
02:50I'm your biggest fan.
02:51Do you hear that all the time?
02:53Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys.
02:55Come on, guys.
02:56Guys, come on.
02:57Hey, this is exactly what SmackDown wants, right?
03:02The only way we could possibly lose is if we waste time arguing and fighting with each
03:07other, okay?
03:08We've got to come together and get on the same page because if we don't, it's going to be
03:14bad news for all of us, all right?
03:17I mean, any questions?
03:19Hold on a second.
03:20Hold on a second.
03:21I got a question.
03:22Matter of fact, I got a problem.
03:26Aren't you supposed to be Jamaican?
03:27What happened to your accent?
03:31Are you a Jamaican?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Let me tell you something, player.
03:38This is how it's going to be on Friday Night SmackDown.
03:43I recognize that voice.
03:44It'll be the team of Kane, Seth Rollins, Bray Wyatt, and the Wyatt family against...
03:52Well, hell, you guys all get it.
03:53You know the drill?
03:54It's a 10-man tag starring everybody here, including Roman Reigns and John Cena.
04:05Now, how about that, player?
04:09How are you kidding me?
04:11Theodore Rupert Long couldn't have done any better.
04:14No, it's a 10-man, he shouldn't have occurred.
04:19Get down.
04:20Yeah, that's a 10-man, that's a 10-man.
04:22You're looking at it all.
04:22You're looking at it all.
04:23Let's go.
04:26Okay.
04:31Come on.
04:35Hey, Chris, I'm over to it!
04:39Watch your camera, parents person, comments.
04:42Come on, you're up to it all.
04:43Hey, Chris.
04:43Oh, my goodness.
04:44Come on.
04:44Ready, ready, ready, ready.
05:04Go!
05:10Go, champ, go!
05:44All right, you guys don't want to leave, I'll tell you what.
06:15As of this moment, Steph and I, we are hiring all of you.
06:21You all have jobs with the WWE.
06:26Okay? Now, you're fired! Get the hell out of my building!
06:30As we move forward towards the future, we need to ensure that we see eye-to-eye with our key demographic.
06:42And we will only do so when we know the one way to do it.
06:49And for us, that's gratuitously.
06:52This time, we can't get in trouble because, strangely enough, we make the rules.
06:58Therefore, the following are the standards and practices that we promise to adhere to.
07:03From the hours of 8 to 10 p.m., we will only use the words
07:10Giat, Flex, Slay, and Bussin.
07:15We will, however, also make a concerted effort to use the words
07:21Sus, Drip, Low-key, On-God, Ratio.
07:27Get you some of that!
07:29And any other topical lingo or trending audio.
07:32Now, as it pertains to video, we promise there will be more Skippity-Bee Ohio Sigma.
07:39Yep, and that is so cringe, brother.
07:41You know, we're not in Ohio. We're in Chicago.
07:44You just can't pass the vibe check.
07:48You are so washed.
07:50I'm not washed, you're washed.
07:52Anyway, there will be more rap references.
07:55But on a final note, even though many of you believe that currently the favorite pastime
08:00in the Oval Office is to get in the kitchen and cook.
08:06Let me just say, I happen to be a geek.
08:12Brother, you ate.
08:16God, I don't even know where I'm at on this damn thing.
08:19Make sure to catch all the action on NXT Tuesday night at 8 p.m.
08:24Only on The CW.
08:27Don't believe we didn't pay for this.
08:29Un-frickin-believable.
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