00:00They said I was crazy for believing in treasure.
00:06They called me a madman, a fool, someone who needs to shower more.
00:12But I know it's real, and I'm going to find it.
00:18Now, I knew I couldn't do it alone, but there was no point hunting for gold if I had to pay my workers to find it.
00:24So with the help of some indecipherable fine print, I got gnomes to sign up for the treasure fund,
00:29and we got to work.
00:31However, I didn't just need lots of workers, I needed good workers.
00:36So I had my gnomes double up on their working hours with unpaid training.
00:40You know what they say, it's not working hard, it's working smart, but also hard.
00:46But the deeper we got, the more I realized not every gnome was up to the task.
00:50So I had to make the painful decision to employ qualified and expensive professions.
00:59Just when I was thinking maybe my work is done, I realized these gnomes were too stupid to understand how to work together.
01:07So I had to find ways to combine their skills for maximum efficiency and minimal cost.
01:12That's when I realized that sending gnome after gnome to their debt, a place of work, was only going to get me so far.
01:22I needed to think bigger.
01:24Bigger than a gnome.
01:26Bigger than a house.
01:28I needed a city.
01:29So after renegotiating a few contracts and writing even more indecipherable fine print,
01:34I had me an industry supply chain that was worth its weight in gold.
01:39Not that I'd ever pay for it.
01:41We tried time and time and time again, and we kept failing.
01:45But every time we got a little deeper, and I knew eventually, that precious treasure would be all mine.
01:53I love gold.
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