00:00But what do you mean nobody likes me?
00:01Hey, my pants are off and I'm ready to go.
00:05It's time now for a game entitled Duet.
00:07This game is for Wayne, accompanied by Laura Hall
00:10and Linda Taylor.
00:11Here to duet alongside Wayne is our celebrity guest.
00:14So please welcome musician and Broadway star,
00:16best known as Chunk Palmer from the hit show
00:18Bull, Chris Jackson, everybody.
00:21Chris Jackson.
00:23Chris Jackson.
00:25Chris Jackson.
00:27All right, Wayne and Chris, you're
00:29going to sing a duet and you're going to be singing it
00:31in the style of soul, soul style song.
00:34All right.
00:35So we need a lovely lady to sing to, a lady who has a,
00:40who has the most soul sucking job in the room, huh?
00:45I'm an intern.
00:46You're an intern.
00:47Oh, yeah, come on.
00:52Yeah, nice to meet you.
00:54This is Chris.
00:55Oh, my God.
00:56OK, now what's your name?
00:58Uh, Cat.
00:59Cat?
01:00Yep.
01:01And where, where do you intern or what do you intern for?
01:02I intern at a film production company.
01:04And some of your jobs entail what?
01:06I just read scripts and then summarize them and say if
01:09they're good.
01:11And that's soul sucking?
01:12Yeah.
01:13No call.
01:14No.
01:15No.
01:16No.
01:17But you want more.
01:18Yeah.
01:19I want to write them.
01:20Oh, you want to write?
01:21Got it.
01:22Ladies.
01:24A little old school soul.
01:28All right, Mr. Chris, are you ready?
01:30I know a girl, her name is Cat, oh, when it comes to scripts, baby knows where it's at, oh, you went to school, to write the great story, but we all know, reading scripts, they know they're boring, oh, Cat, Cat, Cat, they always say go.
02:00and fetch me that, oh, Cat, Cat, Cat, oh, how horrible it must be, working for free, I've got an idea, here's my plan, write a buddy comedy for black men, oh, can you do that, you can do it right, gonna write that buddy com script for us, especially if you need a slightly smaller,
02:30slightly less, huge, rock lookalike, no, no, don't write that show, come on, just write, come on, write that show, come on, write that, write that show, come on, write that, write that show, yeah.
02:49Chris wants you to write that show, please.
02:56Give it up for Chris Jackson.
03:03Chris Jansen.
03:06Oh, oh, oh.
03:11That man's voice.
03:13Yes.
03:14Beautiful.
03:15It's always exciting when the guests get to actually do something in the games.
03:18Yes.
03:19Yeah, it's great.
03:20He was amazing.
03:21Give it up for Chris Jackson.
03:22We are gonna keep the fun going now with a game entitled, Who's Line?
03:28This game is for Ryan and Colin.
03:30Come on down.
03:31We're going to show our audience to write down random line suggestions.
03:34We've chosen a few.
03:35All right, let's pull them out.
03:37Ryan, these lines are for you.
03:38Ryan, these lines are for you.
03:39All righty.
03:40Colin, these lines are for you.
03:42Okay.
03:43So, put them in your pocket, use them at your leisure during the scene, and here is the scene.
03:46Colin, you're Peter Pan.
03:48Ryan, you are the fairy Tinker Bell.
03:52Enjoy.
03:59Why are you pacing?
04:00I'm telling you why I'm pacing, Tink.
04:02This steroid thing has gotten way out of hand.
04:04Why?
04:05Why can't you just relax?
04:06Why?
04:07What use are you to me this size?
04:10You're crying into trees, getting caught in bushes.
04:13Well, then I'm just not going to help you out anymore.
04:16I'll be on my own.
04:17Look how long it took you to stand up.
04:21I'm just not made for this.
04:22I'm not cut out for it anymore.
04:23I want to move on.
04:24I want to own a deli.
04:25Own a deli?
04:26Yes.
04:27You have no experience.
04:28Tinker's deli.
04:31I know, Tink, you think you can succeed at anything.
04:34I do.
04:35I have confidence in myself.
04:37Well, don't.
04:38What?
04:39Let me just say this.
04:40Is it supposed to be that hairy?
04:42Yes.
04:43It is?
04:44Yes.
04:45Why?
04:46Why is it supposed to be that hairy?
04:47It's a dog.
04:50It's an adopted dog.
04:51I saw him in the kennel.
04:52I couldn't help myself.
04:53I looked in the cage and he was lying there with his big blue eyes.
04:55He looked up at me and I thought to myself,
04:57how do you like my bongos?
05:00Because they were right there in his face.
05:04What's that?
05:05I was just caulking.
05:06Oh!
05:07Throwing, actually.
05:08I don't get that one.
05:09I'm going to go flying.
05:10Can I fly with you?
05:12You're a fairy.
05:13Of course you can fly.
05:15Let's fly together.
05:16All right.
05:20You don't have to flap.
05:22No, I don't.
05:24It's a beautiful day.
05:26Your mother's one hot tamale.
05:27Yes.
05:30I've landed.
05:31I still like to fly around.
05:33I have weak ankles.
05:34Peter, stop.
05:36There's something I have to tell you.
05:38Everyone in the fairytale land has been talking about you.
05:41Everyone in fairytale land?
05:42Yes.
05:43What about Never Never Land?
05:44Am I okay there?
05:45Well, yeah.
05:46You'll start there.
05:47All right.
05:49Why are you being so difficult?
05:50Why are you being so difficult?
05:51What do you mean nobody likes me?
05:52Hey, my pants are off and I'm ready to go.
05:56I know a guy I can set you up with.
05:58Who?
05:59His name's Jonathan Mangum.
06:00What?
06:05You have a date.
06:07His name's Jonathan Mangum.
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